E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~
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SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN Namu
Amida
Butsu
[01:48] Narrator
Believe it or not, the world is
filled with strange phenomena
[01:52] Narrator
that science is yet to explain.
[01:55] Narrator
And when people come face to face with them,
[01:58] Narrator
they are helplessly thrown
into the dark depths of fear.
[02:04] Narrator
But there are those who fight every day
[02:06] Narrator
to shine a ray of hope
into that chaotic darkness.
[02:11] Narrator
People call them...
SIGN Psychics
[02:14] Narrator
Psychics.
[02:17] Rei
I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job!
SIGN Reigen
SIGN Arataka
[02:20] Hanako
Really? Thank you so much!
[02:24] Hanako
I was at a complete loss because
no one else would take me seriously.
SIGN Client: Hanako
[02:27] Rei
I see, I see.
[02:29] Rei
As for my fees, it depends on
which exorcism course you pick.
[02:34] Hanako
Course?
SIGN Executing the Exorcism!!
SIGN We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you
SIGN Option A — Trial Course
SIGN A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen.
[02:35] Rei
Option A, the trial course, gets you 20%,
SIGN Option B — Serious Course
SIGN A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 8980 yen
[02:38] Rei
Option B, the serious course, gets you 50%,
SIGN Recommended
Option C — All-Out Course
SIGN A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen
SIGN Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!! Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!!
[02:40] Rei
and Option C, the all-out course,
gets you a 99%...
[02:43] Rei
reduction in spirit, guaranteed!
[02:46] Hanako
Reduction?
[02:48] Rei
Well, spirits are sort of
like carbon dioxide.
[02:52] Hanako
They are?
[02:53] Rei
Yes, well... that's the kind of
space they occupy,
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:56] Rei
so it's a bit hard to
completely get rid of one.
[03:00] Rei
But have no fear.
[03:02] Rei
If it appears again,
[03:03] Rei
I'll take care of it for 20% off!
[03:05] Hanako
Oh, Reigen-sensei!
[03:07] Taro
Hold on a second!
[03:09] Rei
Hm? Who might you be?
[03:11] Hanako
This is my boyfriend, Taro.
[03:14] Rei
Ah, what a benevolent fellow!
[03:16] Taro
What's that supposed to mean?!
SIGN Boyfriend: Taro
[03:17] Taro
Er, that aside...
[03:19] Taro
Listen up, you!
[03:20] Taro
This is super shady!
[03:23] Taro
Hanako, you should really rethink this.
[03:26] Rei
"This is super shady"?!
[03:29] Rei
I guess I can't blame you
for feeling that way.
[03:31] Rei
I mean, who would believe a stupid story
like having nightmares about ghosts?
[03:35] Taro
I wasn't talking about her!
[03:37] Taro
I was saying that I can't trust you!
[03:40] Rei
Well, just leave it to me.
[03:41] Rei
If I exorcise the spirit,
[03:43] Rei
I'm sure Hanako-san's face
will return to normal, too.
[03:47] Taro
There's nothing wrong with her face!
[03:49] Rei
I see.
[03:51] Rei
So you've been having those dreams ever
since you did a test of courage last week.
[03:55] Hanako
Yes. They're so scary and creepy.
[03:58] Hanako
Ah, Reigen-sensei,
it's that building over there!
[04:05] Rei
What an incredible aura!
[04:08] Rei
This is gonna be the first
big one I've had in a while!
[04:12] Hanako
Sensei, it's this building over here.
[04:14] Taro
Wait, you just pointed at
the wrong building, didn't you?
[04:18] Rei
Huh? Ah, so it's that one!
[04:21] Rei
There was such an immense aura
emanating from over there, too.
[04:24] Rei
I guess I got the wrong spirit!
[04:26] Rei
There are way too many evil spirits
in this world, you know?
[04:30] Hanako
Ah, I see.
[04:31] Taro
Please. There's no way
there are ghosts everywhere—
[04:34] Rei
Oh, no!
[04:35] Rei
That man who just
walked past you, Taro-san...
[04:38] Taro
What?
[04:38] Rei
What a close shave.
That was an evil spirit, too.
[04:49] Rei
The Buttchin Goblin.
[04:51] Taro
What are you, eight?!
[04:53] Hanako
Hey, Taro, that's rude!
[04:55] Taro
What? He's the one being rude
to that random guy.
[04:59] Rei
Now, now, Hanako-san.
[05:01] Rei
There are always people like him.
[05:04] Rei
Anyway, shall we go?
[05:06] Taro
This bastard...
[05:08] Hanako
They say this place is haunted by the
spirit of a man who saw a cockroach
[05:13] Hanako
and jumped so high, his head went
through the ceiling and he died.
[05:18] Taro
I don't know how
you actually believe that.
[05:22] Rei
I see.
[05:23] Rei
So that's what is going on here...
[05:28] Taro
What? He suddenly looks all serious.
[05:32] Taro
Could there really be...
[05:33] Rei
If worst comes to worst,
even I might not be able to handle it!
[05:38] Rei
This is too dangerous!
[05:41] Rei
Cockroaches are terrifying!
[05:44] Taro
Huh?
[05:47] Taro
There's no way this guy is a psychic!
[05:49] Taro
He's a total fake!
[05:55] Voice
Want me to haunt your dreams, too?
[05:59] Taro
A ghost!
SIGN Evil Spirit:
Ceiling Crasher
[06:02] Roof
Want me to crash you through
the ceiling with my curse?
[06:07] Hanako
That's the same guy who keeps
headbutting me in my dreams!
[06:11] Rei
I can't believe he actually appeared.
[06:14] Rei
I've got this!
[06:15] Rei
Salt Splash!
SIGN Salt Splash
[06:19] Narrator
This is Reigen's special move
[06:21] Narrator
where he violently throws
table salt everywhere.
[06:24] Roof
This is just table salt
you can buy in stores.
[06:27] Roof
It has to be purified salt,
or it won't work.
SIGN Hakata Salt
[06:31] Rei
Impossible...
[06:32] Rei
Did I only imagine that spirits
are weak against salt?
[06:37] Rei
Well, if salt won't melt it, I guess
I'll have to call my ultimate weapon.
[06:48] Rei
Oh, Mob?
[06:50] Rei
Sorry, but could you come by?
[06:52] Rei
No, seriously.
[06:53] Rei
There's an evil spirit.
[06:55] Rei
The client and the evil spirit
are both waiting,
[06:58] Rei
so hurry up, okay?
[06:59] Rei
Thanks.
[07:14] Rei
Ah, Mob.
[07:15] Rei
We were waiting for you.
[07:21] Roof
Hmph.
[07:22] Roof
So after the salt,
you're using a middle schooler?
[07:25] Roof
Quit looking down on—
[07:37] Narrator
He is Kageyama Shigeo,
also known as Mob.
SIGN Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN Mob
[07:40] Narrator
He's an actual psychic,
[07:42] Narrator
Reigen Arataka's student,
[07:45] Narrator
and the protagonist of this story.
[07:51] Mob
Master, I asked you not to
summon me on such short notice.
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:28] Rei
Man, you're a lifesaver.
[09:31] Rei
I never thought that an evil spirit
would actually show up.
[09:35] Rei
Here. Your pay for the day.
[09:38] Mob
Oh, thank you.
[09:39] Rei
That one today was a lower-level spirit,
[09:41] Rei
so I really shouldn't be
paying you more than half.
[09:44] Rei
But I'll give you your hourly pay.
Think of it as a bonus.
[09:47] Mob
Right...
[09:49] Rei
What? Do you have a problem with that?
[09:51] Mob
Oh, no.
[09:52] Mob
But the spirit back there
really was a lower-level spirit.
[09:55] Mob
It was so weak, you...
[09:56] Rei
Y-You idiot!
[09:58] Rei
When you get to my level,
you get so strong,
[10:00] Rei
you end up melting everyone around you
during a simple exorcism.
[10:04] Rei
That's why I ask you to take
care of the weaker ones.
[10:06] Mob
Really?
[10:08] Mob
I'm also not quite sure what
you mean by "melt," either...
[10:10] Rei
Mob, you idiot!
[10:11] Rei
That's because you lack training!
SIGN The New Star of the 21st Century
Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[10:14] Rei
You need to learn everything
you can from me, your master!
[10:18] Rei
Your powers are meant to be used.
Not doing so would be a waste.
[10:21] Rei
Working for me lets you help others,
while also being training for you.
[10:25] Rei
You're killing two birds with one stone!
[10:27] Rei
However, if you misuse
a power that's all too great,
[10:31] Rei
you will only destroy yourself.
[10:32] Rei
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
[10:35] (Flashback) Rei
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
[10:39] (Flashback) Rei
You promised me, didn't you?
[10:41] (Flashback) Rei
That you wouldn't use your psychic
powers against other people.
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22%
[10:55] Mob
Ah...
[10:56] Mom
There you go again, bending spoons.
[10:58] Mom
You really need to drop that habit.
[11:01] Dad
Oh, come now.
Shigeo's going through puberty.
[11:04] Dad
Let him bend some spoons.
[11:06] Dad
Right?
[11:07] Mob
Heh, sorry.
[11:09] Mom
And there you go, spoiling him again.
[11:12] Mom
You need to learn from Ritsu, Shige.
[11:14] Mom
He got another perfect score
on his quiz today.
[11:17] Ritsu
Anyone can do that, Mom.
[11:19] Ritsu
If there's anything troubling you,
let me know, Nii-san.
[11:23] Ritsu
I'll be there to listen any time.
SIGN Kageyama Ritsu
[11:26] Mob
Right. Thanks, Ritsu.
[11:28] Mom
And now you're spoiling him, too, Ritsu.
[11:31] Mom
The next one you bend gets replaced
using your allowance, you hear?
[11:34] Mob
Huh?
[11:35] Ritsu
Sorry, Nii-san.
[11:37] Ritsu
There's nothing I can do about that.
[11:40] Dad
Now you're in a real pickle, Shigeo.
SIGN Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
[11:45] Kids
Morning!
SIGN Salt Middle School
[11:52] Tsubomi
Right?
[11:53] Potato
Good morning, Tsubomi!
[11:55] Tsubomi
Morning!
[11:56] Tsubomi
What a beautiful day!
[11:58] Tsubomi
Oh, yeah. On TV yesterday...
[12:01] Potato
What?
[12:02] Mob
Tsubomi-chan's as cute as ever today...
[12:07] Teacher
Okay, so, what would be the answer here?
[12:11] Teacher
Let's go with Kageyama.
[12:13] Mob
Y-Yes, sir...
SIGN Arithmetic I
[12:18] Mob
I have no idea.
[12:19] Teacher
If you can't solve this, that'd mean
the only thing you know is addition.
[12:24] Teacher
You were asleep, weren't you?
[12:26] Teacher
Forget it. Sit down.
[12:31] Kid
There it goes!
[12:33] Kid
This way!
[12:35] Kid
Pass, pass, pass!
[12:36] Kid
Go, go!
[12:37] Kid
Stop 'em!
[12:38] Kid
Pass, pass!
[12:39] Kid
Go!
SIGN Reigen Arataka
[12:47] Mob
Hello?
[12:48] Rei
Ah, Mob?
[12:49] Rei
Sorry to call you two days in a row,
[12:51] Rei
but could you come down
to the station right now?
[12:53] Mob
The station?
[12:55] Rei
Yeah.
[12:57] Rei
Today's job is a big one.
[12:59] Mob
Oh. All right.
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
[13:12] Rei
Today's job is from
a local neighborhood council.
[13:15] Rei
The location is Honeido Tunnel
along the old highway.
[13:19] Rei
It's a famous haunted place.
SIGN Famous Haunted Spot
SIGN Terror
SIGN Haunted Ghost Tunnel
SIGN Eek! Aah!
SIGN The location is the old Seasoning Highway
Honeido Tunnel
[13:21] Rei
The tunnel's always had some shady stories,
[13:23] Rei
and even though it's been closed for years,
the bad rumors just won't go away.
[13:28] Rei
Also, a number of college students
and bloggers have gone there
[13:31] Rei
to do a test of courage
and gone missing.
[13:35] Rei
And this is the ringer.
SIGN Honeido Tunnel Group Accident
[13:37] Mob
A huge group accident?
[13:41] Rei
Yeah, though it happened thirty years ago.
[13:44] Rei
Apparently, more than
twenty people died at once.
[13:47] Rei
The hatred of all those people
must be swirling around this tunnel.
[14:07] Rei
Stay on your toes, Mob.
There's no telling what might happen.
[14:10] Mob
Oh, right.
SIGN Honeido Tunnel
[14:15] Rei
This is it.
[14:16] Rei
Well, let's take a look.
[14:19] Rei
I, Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world,
[14:22] Rei
shall clean this place up.
[14:24] Rei
We're going to exorcise every
last one of them, Mob.
[14:32] Rei
Hey, my student!
[14:34] Rei
What are you doing, Mob?
[14:35] Rei
You're coming, too!
[14:37] Rei
It'll be bad if the sun goes down.
[14:38] Rei
Mob, are you listening?
[14:40] Rei
I'm gonna go melt down a
big one, so follow me!
[14:44] Rei
Got it?
[14:45] Mob
All right. You seemed to have
everything under control,
[14:48] Mob
so I didn't think that you'd need my help.
[14:50] Rei
You idiot! Who do you think is
going to exorcise—Ahem.
[14:53] Rei
I mean, this really is nothing for me,
[14:55] Rei
but follow me so you can learn something.
[14:58] Mob
You're truly amazing, Master.
[15:00] Rei
Hm?
[15:01] Mob
This tunnel seems pretty dangerous.
[15:04] Mob
I can sense the presence of a very
powerful spirit further down.
[15:08] Mob
Usually, haunted spots end up being fake,
[15:12] Mob
but this is definitely the real deal.
[15:15] Mob
If a normal person happened to
anger the spirit in here...
[15:19] Rei
If they angered it...?
[15:21] Mob
They probably wouldn't
make it out in one piece.
[15:28] Rei
Of course not.
[15:29] Rei
That's why we're going to exorcise it.
[15:33] Rei
All right, here we go!
[15:35] Rei
I'll go first.
[15:37] Rei
I'm counting on you to support me
however you can from behind.
[15:40] Mob
Right.
[15:46] Rei
It's a bit chilly.
[15:48] Mob
Yes.
[15:50] Rei
We forgot to bring flashlights.
[15:54] Mob
Master, don't you feel something?
[15:56] Rei
Hm?
[15:57] Rei
Well, it is pretty humid in here...
[15:59] Mob
No, I'm talking about auras.
[16:01] Rei
Oh, right, that.
[16:03] Rei
Well, my nose is a bid sduffy doday.
[16:07] Mob
Does that have anything to do with this?
[16:10] Rei
When you get to my level, it does.
[16:12] Rei
Do you feel anything?
[16:14] Mob
Feel would be an understatement.
[16:17] Mob
There are twelve...
[16:18] Mob
Eighteen...
[16:20] Mob
No...
[16:21] Mob
Even more right nearby.
[16:24] Mob
Ah!
[16:26] Mob
Looks like we've been completely surrounded.
[16:28] Mob
They're going to attack us now.
[16:30] Rei
All right!
[16:31] Rei
I'll leave the small fry to you.
[16:32] Rei
Go, Mob!
[16:42] Rei
Man, that's a lot of noise.
They're really strong, huh?
[16:45] Rei
Hmm... If we were normal people,
we might have been in danger.
[16:49] Rei
Well, I'm sure that took care of all of them.
[16:51] Rei
Another piece of ca—
[16:54] Rei
There's someone right in front of me!
[16:55] Rei
Who are you?!
[16:57] Rei
An evil spirit?!
SIGN Boss
[17:02] Rei
Oh, it's just a heel wrestler.
[17:05] Rei
Don't scare me like that!
I thought you were an evil spirit.
[17:07] Rei
You shouldn't be practicing here.
[17:10] Mob
Uh, Master.
[17:11] Mob
The boss of sorts of the
evil spirits is over there,
[17:14] Mob
so watch out.
SIGN Evil Spirit:
Boss
[17:20] Rei
Hmph, so you're the boss monkey
of the evil spirits!
[17:23] Rei
You may have tried to disguise yourself
as a wrestler, but you can't fool me!
[17:29] Boss
I...
[17:31] Boss
This tunnel...
[17:33] Boss
When my biker gang and I
were going down this tunnel,
[17:35] Boss
the guy in front happened
to slip on a banana peel,
[17:39] Boss
and we all died! And I'm their leader!
[17:43] Boss
This tunnel is...
[17:46] Boss
my turf!
[17:51] Boss
I'll crush every last intruder!
[17:53] Boss
Here we go!
[17:54] Boss
Curse ya!
SIGN Curse ya
[17:57] Boss
Cigarette Burn Poltergeist!
[18:05] Boss
Wh-What?
[18:07] Boss
My ignition attack isn't working?
[18:10] Boss
There's a powerful forcefield?
[18:13] Boss
How could this power be coming
from someone like him?
[18:16] Boss
Crap! I mistook him for a wimp!
[18:19] Rei
Too late for regrets now!
[18:22] Rei
The moment that you tried to take on
the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka,
[18:25] Rei
your fate was sealed!
[18:28] Rei
You're going to be exorcised!
[18:30] Rei
Banishing Salt Punch!
[18:32] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's special attacks,
SIGN Banishing Salt Punch
[18:35] Narrator
where he punches the enemy with
his fist covered in table salt.
[18:40] Boss
Huh? That didn't hurt at all.
[18:42] Rei
Oh, dear.
[18:44] Boss
So you are a fake...
[18:48] Boss
I'm disappearing!
[18:52] Rei
Go back to the ozone layer.
[18:53] Boss
W-Wait! Wait!
[18:54] Boss
We were just being forced to do this!
[19:00] Rei
Hey, what are you doing, Mob?
[19:03] Rei
Hurry up and melt him.
[19:04] Mob
Now, now, Master.
[19:06] Mob
Let's hear him out.
[19:09] Boss
We're nothing compared to
the evil spirit down the tunnel.
[19:15] Boss
We've been getting orders from him,
[19:17] Boss
and that's why we've been scaring
people that come through.
[19:21] Rei
Hmph. Don't think that you can
fool Reigen with such lies!
[19:25] Boss
They aren't lies!
[19:27] Boss
It's just that if I disappeared
while being falsely accused,
SIGN Death Specters Gang
[19:31] Boss
I didn't think that we,
the Death Specters,
SIGN Boss
[19:35] Boss
and our memories could rest in peace!
[19:39] Boss
That's all I wanted to say!
[19:41] Boss
Now you can make me disappear,
melt, or whatever you want!
[19:45] Rei
So you're trying to make us pity you?
[19:48] Rei
Don't let him fool you, Mob!
[19:49] Rei
Those are the typical lies of a con artist.
[19:53] Rei
Melt him.
[19:54] Mob
Before that, I'm going to go have a look.
[19:56] Rei
Huh?
[19:57] Mob
I thought it was a little weird that the aura
[20:01] Mob
I felt before coming in here
hadn't disappeared yet.
[20:05] Rei
Well, yeah, me, too...
[20:07] Boss
Stop him!
[20:09] Boss
No matter how strong that kid may be,
he doesn't stand a chance.
[20:13] Boss
That thing is an evil spirit that's lived
on this mountain for hundreds of years.
[20:17] Boss
Everyone that's died here was killed by him!
[20:22] Rei
S-So you guys were also...
[20:25] Boss
No. We just happened to
slip on a banana peel.
[20:34] Boss
You get it now, don't you?
[20:36] Boss
If you care for that kid at all,
call him back.
[20:39] Boss
Hurry!
[20:42] Rei
H-Hey, Mob! Come back!
[20:45] Rei
Come back! Mob!
[21:14] Rei
Mob?
[21:43] Mob
Ah.
[21:47] Rei
Oh, you're safe.
[21:49] Mob
Yes. That evil spirit wasn't very powerful.
[21:53] Boss
Wh-Who are you?
[21:56] Mob
Huh? I'm nobody...
[21:59] Rei
You idiot!
[22:00] Rei
You're Mob, the student...
[22:03] Rei
of Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world!
[22:06] Mob
Oh, right.
[22:09] Boss
I thank you.
[22:10] Boss
Now we can all pass on peacefully.
[22:14] Mob
Ah, could this be...
SIGN Death Specters
Gang
[22:20] (Flashback) Guy
Here we go, Boss!
[22:22] (Flashback) Boss
Yeah!
SIGN Death Specters Gang
[22:31] Boss
Thanks...
SIGN Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Reigen Arataka And Mob
[22:39] Guys
Thanks, dude.
[22:40] Guys
Now we can depart to the afterlife!
[22:43] Guys
Full speed ahead to the next world!
[22:49] Rei
Mob.
[22:50] Rei
What are you doing?
[22:52] Rei
Let's go.
[22:54] Mob
Right.
SIGN Bus Schedule
[23:03] Mob
By the way, Master...
[23:04] Rei
Huh?
[23:05] Mob
Why didn't you do anything?
[23:08] Rei
Well, uh, you know...
[23:11] Rei
A-Ahem...
[23:14] Rei
Didn't I tell you right at the start
[23:15] Rei
that I'd leave the small fry to you?
[23:17] Mob
Oh, right.
SIGN Seasoning Station
[23:30] Kid
What do you wanna do?
[23:32] Kid
Let's get something to eat.
[23:34] Kid
I'm not gonna last until I get home.
[23:35] Kid
I know, right?
[23:36] Rei
Sorry to keep you waiting, Mob.
[23:38] Rei
Shall we?
[23:39] Mob
Yes.
[23:40] Rei
Does ramen work for you?
[23:42] Mob
Yes.
[23:44] Rei
If you're going to add on
chashu pork, limit it to two.
[23:47] Mob
All right.
[23:50] Ramen chef
Here you go.
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 26%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 27%
[23:56] Rei
A group of telepathics suddenly appear
and disturb Mob's daily life.
[23:59] Rei
Having doubts about his peaceful youth,
Mob heads into a world of women.
[24:02] Rei
Where is the goal?
Which way is tomorrow?
[24:04] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 2:
[24:06] Rei
"Doubts About Youth
The Telepathy Club Appears."
SIGN Doubts About Youth
The Telepathy Club Appears
[24:08] Rei
Watching it in real time? Wise decision.
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