E2 - Doubts about Youth ~The Telepathy Club Appears~

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[00:02] Narrator
    Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
[00:05] Narrator
    A second-year in middle school.
[00:08] Narrator
    The second year of middle school kicks off
    the most sensitive period in one's life.
[00:13] Narrator
    People call it adolescence.
[00:17] Narrator
    Some hone their bodies playing sports,
[00:19] Narrator
    some work hard on their studies,
[00:22] Narrator
    some devote themselves to their hobbies,
[00:24] Narrator
    some polish their talents,
[00:27] Narrator
    some rebel,
[00:29] Narrator
    and some fall for the opposite sex
[00:32] Narrator
    and get a taste of bittersweet love.
[00:35] Narrator
    All those youthful desires come together to
    form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
[00:41] Narrator
    And Mob was spending that
    precious time working as
[00:44] Narrator
    an assistant at a psychic business
    for 300 yen an hour.
[00:48] Rei
    The reason is porn sites!
[00:51] Guy
    Porn sites...?
[00:54] Rei
    Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
[00:57] Rei
    a terrible one-click curse!
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    Doubts About Youth
    The Telepathy Club Appears
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:36] Guy
    A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
[02:39] Rei
    They use illegal 18+ sites
    to curse your shoulder
[02:43] Rei
    and make you pay fees.
[02:45] Rei
    Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
[02:48] Guy
    Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
[02:52] Reigen
    Just don't move for a second.
    I'll lift the curse now.
[02:55] Guy
    No, it's fine!
[02:59] Rei
    Your right shoulder is stiff—
    The curse is strong.
[03:02] Guy
    Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
[03:08] Guy
    H-Huh? It actually feels good?
[03:12] ---
    Sorcery Crush!
SIGN    Sorcery Crush
[03:15] Rei
    It's finished!
[03:17] Narrator
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
[03:19] Narrator
    where he relieves the stress
    from physical fatigue
SIGN    Abeshi
[03:22] Narrator
    and gets rid of stiff shoulders
    and back pain.
[03:29] Rei
    I believe that I was able to
    lift the curse,
[03:31] Rei
    but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
[03:32] Guy
    I'm sorry that I doubted you.
    I feel much better!
[03:36] Guy
    May I come again?
[03:39] Rei
    Of course!
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Manual
SIGN    If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
SIGN    This Month Only
[03:41] Mob
    Er, the massage fee
[03:43] Mob
    for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
[03:45] Rei
    You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!
    Call it the curse-dispelling fee!
[03:49] Mob
    Your change is 200 yen.
[03:51] Rei
    Here.
[03:52] Rei
    You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
[03:54] Mob
    Oh, sure. I'll have some.
[03:57] Mob
    Master Reigen, you're getting
    much better at massages.
[04:01] Rei
    Well, yeah.
[04:02] Rei
    I've been trying various things to improve,
    like reading books on Seitai.
SIGN    Limited-Time Offer
    If there are 3 evil spirits,
    the exorcism fee on 1 of
    them will be on the house!!
SIGN    This Month Only
[04:06] Rei
    Of course, it's only effective
    because of spiritual power.
[04:11] Rei
    Hot!
[04:12] Rei
    Such a waste!
[04:16] Mob
    Master, I've been thinking...
[04:19] Rei
    Well, this is rare.
    You never try to start a conversation.
[04:23] Mob
    Well, I can use a little ESP,
     and I'm different from other people,
[04:27] Mob
    so I came to discuss that with you
    and ended up becoming your student.
[04:32] Mob
    At the time, I didn't have anyone
    else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
[04:37] Mob
    because you teach me
    various things and pay me.
[04:41] Mob
    However, is this really okay?
[04:46] Mob
    That's what I've been thinking lately.
[04:49] Rei
    Does he think his pay is too low?
SIGN    Fake
[04:52] Rei
    Or did he finally find me out?
SIGN    Liar
SIGN    Con Artist
SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic
[04:55] Rei
    What do you mean?
[04:57] Mob
    How do I put this...
[04:58] Mob
    Rather than waste my youth
    working part-time after school,
[05:01] Mob
    I have a feeling that there may or may not be
[05:03] Mob
    some other things that
    I can only experience now...
[05:06] Rei
    Huh?
[05:08] Rei
    Oh, so that's it.
[05:10] Rei
    Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
[05:13] Rei
    Is there something that
    you want to do right now?
[05:15] Rei
    Be in a band?
[05:16] Rei
    Dance?
SIGN    To Wakkanai
[05:18] Rei
    Hitchhike?
[05:19] Mob
    No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
[05:22] Rei
    Listen, Mob.
[05:24] Rei
    There's no need to rush into things.
[05:27] Rei
    In my expert opinion,
    the going-home club is the absolute best.
[05:30] Rei
    You're goofing off during the period
    you can goof off the most,
[05:34] Rei
    and that makes you a winner in my book.
[05:36] Rei
    Keep on lazing around and
    make money from me.
[05:39] Rei
    Got it?
[05:41] Inukawa
    Wait a sec, Takenaka!
[05:44] Takenaka
    I get treated like a weirdo
    just for being in this club!
SIGN    Telepathy Club
[05:47] Inukawa
    Just wait!
[05:48] Takenaka
    I can't do it anymore!
[05:51] Saruta
    This isn't good.
[05:53] Kijibayashi
    A club must have five
     or more members, right?
[05:55] Inukawa
    What should we do, President?
[05:58] Tome
    What else can we do?
[06:00] Tome
    We have to find new members
    like our lives depend on it!
SIGN    Telepathy Club President:
    Kurata Tome
[06:07] Saruta
    Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
[06:09] Inukawa
    That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
SIGN    Student Council
[06:13] Hikaru
    I just received a submission of resignation
    from this club, so be forewarned...
[06:16] Inukawa
    The...
[06:17] All
    The student council!
SIGN    Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
[06:19] Hikaru
    This club will now be abolished.
[06:21] Kijibayashi
    Abolished?
[06:22] Saruta
    Already?!
[06:24] Hikaru
    Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
    to gather all of your things.
[06:27] Hikaru
    I actually just had a brand-new club
     request a club room.
[06:31] Tome
    H-Hold your horses!
[06:34] Tome
    I'm not going to let you
    abolish the Telepathy Club!
[06:36] Saruta
    The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
[06:38] Kijibayashi
    The student council's got nothing on us!
[06:40] Inukawa
    You think you're all high-and-mighty
    because of how you part your hair?!
[06:43] Hikaru
    Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
[06:49] Hikaru
    If you're that desperate
    to keep this club going,
[06:52] Hikaru
    bring me a new club member by
    the end of the school day on Friday.
SIGN    Telepathy Club
[06:56] Inukawa
    B-By Friday?
[06:59] Kijibayashi
    That only gives us two days.
[07:01] Saruta
    That's impossible.
[07:04] Tome
    Quit whining!
[07:05] Tome
    If we ask everyone we see to join,
    we'll be able to snag at least one!
[07:08] Saruta
    No, that's impossible.
    Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
[07:12] Tome
    No! I'm going to do this!
[07:14] Tome
    We have overcome so many obstacles
    up until now, haven't we?!
[07:20] All
    President...
[07:22] All
    We haven't done a single thing...
SIGN    The Next Day After School
[07:30] Guy
    Telepathy Club?
    Sorry, what are you talking about?
[07:32] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:34] Guy
    I've got a job.
[07:35] Girl
    Abolished? What's wrong with that?
[07:37] Guy
    You should be studying.
    We've got entrance exams this year.
[07:40] Girl
    Are there hot guys?
    Do you have any hot guys?
[07:43] Girl
    I want to be able to date.
SIGN    Girls Bathroom
[07:45] Girl
    I'd be worried about the stares,
    and it seems dangerous.
[07:47] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:49] Guy
    Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
[07:51] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:54] Girl
    Creepy.
[07:55] Guy
    No.
[07:55] Guy
    Creepy.
[07:56] Person
    No.
[07:56] Girl
    It's creepy, so no.
[08:01] Saruta
    It really was impossible to find
    new members this time of the year.
[08:05] Inukawa
    Not to mention we just keep
    getting called creepy.
[08:08] Inukawa
    Now even I want to quit.
[08:12] Tome
    No!
[08:15] Kijibayashi
    The president's lost it!
[08:16] Saruta
    Please calm down!
[08:20] Inukawa
    The going-home club...
[08:23] Inukawa
    President!
[08:23] Inukawa
    I've brought him! He's not
    in any clubs or committees,
[08:26] Inukawa
    and he doesn't have
    any friends or girlfriends.
[08:28] Inukawa
    Salt Middle's final go-homer
    and all-round bum,
[08:29] Inukawa
    Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
[08:31] Mob
    Well, he's basically right.
[08:33] Tome
    Well done, Inukawa!
[08:35] Tome
    Let me introduce you to the
    other members, Kageyama-kun.
[08:37] Tome
    This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
[08:40] Kijibayashi
    Nice to meet you.
[08:40] Saruta
    Hey.
[08:41] Tome
    And I'm the president,
    Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
[08:45] Tome
    Call me Tome-chan.
[08:50] Inukawa
    The president is pulling out all the stops!
[08:53] Mob
    Tome-chan...
[08:54] Mob
    That's my grandmother's name.
[08:57] Tome
    I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
[08:59] Tome
    There you have it!
[09:01] Tome
    Join the Telepathy Club!
[09:02] Mob
    I can't today.
[09:03] Tome
    What?!
[09:05] Inukawa
    Wait a second, Mob!
     You actually have plans?
[09:08] Mob
    Yeah.
[09:09] Mob
    I have to go to my exorcism job now.
[09:12] Tome
    Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
[09:14] Inukawa
    Ah, President! Actually, this guy
    was sort of famous in grade school.
[09:19] Inukawa
    He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
[09:22] Inukawa
    In other words...
[09:23] Inukawa
    He's an esper!
[09:25] Tome
    Stop being weird and just join our club.
[09:28] Tome
    I'm sure the exorcism can
    wait a little while.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:34] Rei
    Hey, what's up, Mob?
[09:36] Mob
    Ah, Master.
[09:38] Mob
    Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
    I'm being recruited into a club.
[09:41] Rei
    That should be over instantly.
[09:43] Mob
    No, I have to wait until the
    student council meeting is over,
[09:46] Mob
    and then go submit my club admission form.
[09:48] Rei
    Uh, wait.
[09:49] Rei
    So if I tell you to come immediately,
    you're not going to join?
[09:53] Mob
    Yes, well...
[09:54] Mob
    Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
[09:57] Rei
    So it's not like you actually want to join?
[09:59] Mob
    Not really, no.
[10:01] Rei
    Then hurry on over.
[10:02] Rei
    Show them how quickly someone in the
    going-home club can leave school.
[10:05] Mob
    He says he needs me right away,
    so I'll be going now.
[10:08] Tome
    P-Put me on for a sec!
[10:10] Tome
    I really need Kageyama-kun to
    join today, no matter what!
[10:14] Rei
    A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.
[10:17] Rei
    Mob's not the type to play any sports.
[10:20] Rei
    Forcing him into things isn't good.
[10:21] Tome
    We're not a sports club!
[10:23] Tome
    We're the Telepathy Club!
[10:25] Rei
    Huh? What the hell is that?
[10:26] Tome
    It's a club where we train
    to feel telepathic powers.
[10:29] Rei
    Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
[10:31] Rei
    What do you mean, "telepathy"?
[10:32] Tome
    Like you're one to talk!
[10:35] Tome
    I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
[10:39] Tome
    Aren't you using that to get more customers?
[10:42] Tome
    Because you're a phony!
[10:44] Rei
    Shut your mouth, amateur!
[10:45] Rei
    Don't you dare waste my student's
    precious time with your nonsense!
[10:49] Tome
    What?!
[10:51] Tome
    Are you saying that you don't care
    if our club gets abolished?
[10:54] Tome
    We'll get kicked out of the room!
[10:57] Mob
    Master, Senpai is about to cry,
    so I think I'll join after all...
[11:02] Rei
    Don't be fooled!
[11:03] Rei
    Those are crocodile tears!
[11:05] Rei
    Bonds, memories, and friendship...
[11:08] Rei
    Like any of those things will disappear
    because a club is abolished.
[11:12] Rei
    No! They just don't want to lose
    their room, their budget,
[11:17] Rei
    and their pointless after-school time,
    judging from what their club sounds like.
[11:21] Rei
    See through it, Mob!
[11:23] Rei
    That shady club is going down
    because it's meant to go down.
[11:27] Rei
    If you understand,
    hurry up and come to work!
[11:30] Mob
    I understand...
[11:33] Mob
    And so, I'll be leaving after all.
[11:37] Inukawa
    Wait! Hear me out, too!
[11:40] Inukawa
    It seems that the president
    seriously believes in telepathy,
[11:44] Inukawa
    but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
[11:47] Inukawa
    But, right now, we're in middle school.
[11:50] Inukawa
    This is the only time we're going
    to be able to goof off!
[11:53] Inukawa
    Play cards with us in this lazy
    little paradise we've created!
[11:58] Kijibayashi
    You're not going to find a more
    carefree club than this.
[12:01] Kijibayashi
    We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
[12:05] Tome
    You're our last hope,
[12:08] Tome
    Kageyama-kun!
[12:11] Rei
    You turned them down, didn't you?
[12:13] Mob
    No. I figured I could
    take a night to think about it.
[12:16] Rei
    You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
[12:20] Rei
    You need to turn down things
     you don't want to do.
[12:23] Mob
    Right now, the thing I least want to do
[12:25] Mob
    is be dressed like this.
[12:28] Rei
    Oh, there it is.
[12:29] Rei
    Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
[12:31] Rei
    It's a private all-girls high school.
[12:34] Rei
    We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
[12:37] Mob
    Okay.
SIGN    Highso Private Girls' Academy
[12:38] Guy
    Stop! What are you doing?
[12:39] Rei
    Pardon?
[12:40] Guy
    I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
[12:43] Rei
    I'm a student here.
[12:45] Guy
    Reporting from the front gate.
[12:46] Guy
    A suspicious individual showed up!
    Requesting backup!
[12:49] Rei
    Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
[12:51] Guy
    You perverted weirdo!
[12:53] Mob
    I knew this wouldn't work.
[12:55] Mob
    But I'm glad they instantly
    saw through our disguises.
[12:57] Mob
    I didn't want to infiltrate the school
    dressed up like this.
[13:00] Guy
    That was close, huh?
[13:02] Guy
    Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
[13:04] Mob
    Huh?
[13:06] Guy
    We'll deal with this phony.
SIGN    G
SIGN    GO
[13:12] Mob
    Huh?
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[13:24] Mob
    Won't I get in a lot of trouble
    if I'm busted?
[13:30] Mob
    He said we were meeting on the roof, but...
[13:39] Mob
    Um, hello.
[13:41] Mob
    I've come from the consultation office.
    Are you the clients?
[13:44] Girl
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[13:47] Girl
    An unfamiliar face.
    You a transfer student?
[13:49] Mob
    Huh?
[13:49] Girl
    Consultation office?
[13:51] Girl
    You trying to get through to us thugs?
[13:54] Girl
    So annoying!
[13:55] Girl
    Like we're going to let some
    twerp like you lecture us!
[13:59] Mob
    No, I'm just—
[14:00] Girl
    Why don't you mind your own business?!
[14:03] Girl
    If you don't, you're going to regret it!
[14:05] Mob
    Sorry about that...
[14:08] Girl
    Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
[14:10] Girl
    Hmph!
[14:15] Mari
    Hello?
[14:17] Chihiro
    You promptly got picked on
     by thugs. How funny.
SIGN    Chihiro
SIGN    Clients:
SIGN    Mari
SIGN    We're your clients.
[14:24] Mari
    Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
[14:26] Mob
    He was caught at the front gate.
[14:28] Mari
    Also, you both came here
    dressed as girls? Seriously?
[14:31] Mob
    He couldn't get us permission to come in,
    so we didn't have a choice...
[14:34] Mari
    I see.
[14:35] Mari
    Sorry to make you go through all that.
[14:37] Chihiro
    The school just refuses to take us seriously.
[14:43] Mob
    What did you tell them?
[14:45] Mari
    Students' belongings have been vanishing
    under mysterious circumstances,
[14:48] Mari
    and we've been hearing weird noises...
[14:50] Mari
    Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
[14:52] Mari
    We heard things have been spotted
    floating through the air, too.
[14:55] Chihiro
    Right. Apparently a bra started
    floating around in the locker room.
[14:59] Mob
    Bra...?
[15:01] Mari
    We're dead sure it has to be
    something supernatural.
[15:05] Chihiro
    So we just called the cheapest
    exorcist in the area
[15:09] Chihiro
    and somehow ended up with you.
[15:12] Mob
    Huh?
[15:13] Mari
    I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
    dealing with some high school girls.
[15:17] Mari
    You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
[15:19] Mob
    Th-Thank you...
[15:21] Chihiro
    That was sarcasm, duh!
    She wasn't complimenting you!
[15:23] Mari
    Are you sure we can trust you?
[15:26] Chihiro
    I have my doubts.
[15:27] Chihiro
    You seem unreliable.
[15:29] Mari
    What?
[15:31] Chihiro
    What's wrong?
[15:32] Mob
    I-It's okay...
[15:34] Mob
    I just have to perform an exorcism.
[15:39] Chihiro
    If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
[15:42] Mob
    Right.
[15:45] Mari
    Well? Do you sense anything?
[15:48] Mob
    Just slightly...
[15:49] Chihiro
    I wonder if he's being serious...
[15:53] Mob
    It's here. Nearby.
[15:54] Mari
    Huh? Really?!
[15:57] Girl
    Someone help!
[16:00] Mari
    What's wrong?
[16:01] Girl
    Something was here...
[16:04] Girl
    Something was looking in
    from the top of the door...
[16:08] Chihiro
    The windows are locked.
[16:10] Mari
    And no one's gone through the exit.
[16:13] Mob
    I'm going to follow the spirit.
[16:18] Mari
    Nothing so far?
[16:21] Chihiro
    We can trust you, right?
[16:23] Mob
    Right.
[16:25] Mari
    You still can't find it?
[16:28] Mob
    The spirit's angry.
[16:30] Both
    Huh?
[16:31] Mob
    If we keep pursuing it,
    it might try to do something.
[16:35] Chihiro
    Eek! What are we going to do?
[16:36] Mari
    The basketball team is practicing inside.
[16:39] Mob
    I'm going to end this.
[16:44] Mob
    I've trapped the spirit.
[16:52] Girl
    Pass! Pass! Hey!
[16:56] Mob
    I've found you.
[16:59] Girls
    Huh?
[17:04] Chihiro
    It's huge!
[17:05] Mari
    What is that?! A ghost?!
[17:08] Scent-Ghoul
    Psychic brat...
[17:11] Scent-Ghoul
    How dare you trap me?
[17:15] Scent-Ghoul
    Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
SIGN    Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
[17:19] Scent-Ghoul
    This is what you get!
[17:32] Scent-Ghoul
    Crap. I underestimated the psychic.
[17:35] Scent-Ghoul
    If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!
[17:40] Scent-Ghoul
    You smell nice.
[17:43] Scent-Ghoul
    I choose you!
[17:46] Mob
    Look out!
[17:47] Scent-Ghoul
    Huh?
[18:10] Mob
    It's over.
[18:11] Girl
    Wow.
[18:11] Girl
    Want to go home together today?
[18:11] Girl
    How did you do that?
[18:12] Girl
    What class is she in?
[18:12] Girl
    So cool!
[18:12] Girl
    Tell me!
[18:14] Mari
    Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
[18:17] Chihiro
    Thanks. Looks like you were
    pretty reliable after all.
[18:20] Scent-Ghoul
    Damn it...
[18:23] Scent-Ghoul
    How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
[18:26] Scent-Ghoul
    And here I thought
     I'd finally found happiness.
[18:30] Scent-Ghoul
    You seem to be similar to me.
[18:34] Mob
    Similar?
[18:35] Scent-Ghoul
    The way you get nervous around girls...
[18:39] Scent-Ghoul
    You're playing the loser role in youth
    just like me, aren't you?
[18:43] Scent-Ghoul
    I...
[18:45] Scent-Ghoul
    I finally started to have fun after I died.
[18:48] Scent-Ghoul
    I was content.
[18:51] Scent-Ghoul
    But I guess it's all over now.
[18:56] Scent-Ghoul
    Hey, are you living
    every day to the fullest?
[19:12] Ritsu
    What's wrong?
[19:13] Ritsu
    You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
[19:15] Mob
    Huh?
[19:16] Mob
    No, I'm fine.
[19:19] Ritsu
    All right, then...
[19:24] Inukawa
    Mob!
[19:25] Inukawa
    You came!
[19:27] Tome
    We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
[19:30] Tome
    Now, hurry up and
    sign this club admission form.
[19:34] Tome
    You're already here?
[19:36] Tome
    That was awfully quick...
[19:38] Tome
    Vice President!
[19:39] Hikaru
    Well, I had to show this room...
[19:43] Hikaru
    to them.
[19:45] Hikaru
    This will become the club room
[19:48] Hikaru
    of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
[19:51] Tome
    What? Hold on a sec!
[19:53] Tome
    The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
[19:55] Tome
    Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
[19:58] Hikaru
    What?
[19:59] Hikaru
    Are you insane?
[20:01] Mob
    Huh?
[20:02] Hikaru
    What grade are you in?
[20:04] Mob
    I'm a second-year.
[20:05] Hikaru
    Do you have any experience in other clubs?
[20:07] Mob
    No.
[20:08] Hikaru
    Do you have a close friend
    in the Telepathy Club?
[20:11] Mob
    I have an acquaintance.
[20:12] Hikaru
    Do you go to cram school?
[20:13] Mob
    No.
[20:14] Hikaru
    Do you study?
[20:15] Mob
    Not really.
[20:16] Hikaru
    Do you have any hobbies?
[20:17] Mob
    Um...
[20:18] Hikaru
    Don't you have anything
    that you want to do?
[20:20] Mob
    Huh?
[20:22] Hikaru
    If you let them goad you into joining
    despite having no interest at all,
[20:26] Hikaru
    what exactly will you gain from it?
[20:27] Mob
    Well, I just want to live
    every day to the fullest.
[20:31] Hikaru
    And will wasting your time after school
    with cola, snacks, and video games
[20:34] Hikaru
    help you do that?
[20:37] Hikaru
    If you want to join of your own free will,
     I will not stop you.
[20:40] Hikaru
    However, you should carefully
    reconsider this.
[20:43] Hikaru
    What is it that you really want to do?
[20:46] Mob
    What I want to do...
[20:49] Mob
    Do I have anything I want to do?
[20:51] Mob
    Does everyone else have something?
[20:54] Mob
    Something enjoyable?
    Something I'm envious of?
[20:57] Mob
    What are they enjoying?
[20:59] Mob
    Clubs, hobbies, and studying?
[21:03] Mob
    Hanging out with girls might be fun...
[21:07] Mob
    I did have a dream!
[21:09] Mob
    I wanted to confess my feelings to
    my first love, Tsubomi-chan,
[21:12] Mob
    and hold hands while walking home together.
[21:17] (Flashback) Mob
    Look, Tsubomi-chan.
[21:19] (Flashback) Mob
    When you make frogs float,
    they start swimming.
[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    Wow, how cute.
[21:24] (Flashback) Mob
    I can make the bar all squishy.
[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    You're amazing, Mob-kun.
[21:30] (Flashback) Mob
    Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    I'm bored of that.
[21:38] (Flashback) Kid
    The red team is fast!
[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    You're so fast, Akira-kun!
[21:46] Mob
    That's right. If I can change anything
    by joining a club...
[21:52] Mob
    I'll join!
[21:56] Mob
    Thank you for having me,
[21:57] Mob
    Body Improvement Club!
[22:00] President
    Huh? You want to join us?
[22:03] Tome
    Huh?
[22:04] President
    Good to have you!
[22:06] Mob
    Thank you!
SIGN    Progress Toward
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
SIGN    Club Admission Form
SIGN    I will join the Body Improvement Club.
SIGN    Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN    Contact Information
SIGN    Reason for Joining
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Saint Highso Girls' Academy
SIGN    Pervert
    Appears at an All-girls'
    School in Broad Daylight!!
[23:42] Newscaster
    Unable to locate the whereabouts
[23:44] Newscaster
    of the suspicious individual who tried
    to infiltrate an all-girls' school
[23:47] Newscaster
    in broad daylight by crossdressing,
[23:49] Newscaster
    the whole area is on high alert...
[23:52] Reigen
    Hot!
SIGN    Wakusen Newspaper
SIGN    Crossdressing...
SIGN    Pervert!!
[23:56] Reigen
    Mob successfully joins the
    Body Improvement Club.
[23:58] Reigen
    On his way home, in an
    attempt to be popular,
[24:00] Reigen
    he heads to the main temple of
    an obviously shady-looking cult.
[24:02] Reigen
    Are you really sure about this, Mob?
[24:04] Reigen
    Next time, on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 3:
[24:06] Reigen
    "An Invite to a Meeting
    Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular"
SIGN    An Invite to a Meeting Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular
[24:08] Reigen
    Recording it? That's also a wise decision.