E12 - Mob and Reigen ~A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears~

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[00:01] (Flashback) Mask
    All four of you are going to hell.
[00:04] (Flashback) Rits
    Nii-san's the only one that
    stands a chance anymore!
[00:06] (Flashback) Teru
    Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers!
[00:09] Mob
    I can't let them all die.
[00:12] Mob
    I have no choice but to
    fight with all I've got.
[00:16] (Flashback) Rei
    Don't do it, Mob.
[00:18] (Flashback) Rei
    When things go south,
    it's okay to run away!
[00:30] Teru
    Damn it! I can't believe this is happening.
[00:34] Rits
    R-Reigen-san just...
[00:37] Rits
    I have a bad feeling about this...
[00:39] Rits
    A tremendous amount of stress
    is going to hit Nii-san.
[00:42] Rits
    Something's going to happen!
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[02:17] Mob
    Honestly...
[02:19] Mob
    Honestly, I don't want to hurt anyone.
[02:22] Mob
    But if I don't, we're going to be killed.
[02:25] Mob
    That's the feeling I got.
[02:27] Mob
    I realized that I have to do it
    in order to protect everyone.
[02:31] Mob
    That's the kind of situation
    we're in right now.
[02:34] Rits
    Nii-san...
[02:36] Mob
    And yet...
SIGN    "Run Away"
[02:38] Mob
    Master told me
SIGN    "Don't Fight"
[02:39] Mob
    that it was okay to run away.
[02:42] Mob
    So...
SIGN    "Leave it
SIGN    to Master"
[02:50] Saku
    I-Impossible...
[02:51] Rei
    Don't scare me like that!
[02:53] Rei
    I thought you actually cut me for a sec.
[02:56] Rits
    How are you standing, Reigen-san?
[02:59] Rei
    So that katana was a fake after all.
[03:03] Rei
    It totally felt plastic.
[03:06] Rei
    So what kind of trick did you use
    to cut the floor earlier?
[03:11] Teru
    Hey, what's going on?
[03:13] Rits
    He's acting like he usually does.
[03:15] Saku
    Then... I'll just chop off your head next!
[03:19] Rei
    Ow!
[03:21] Rei
    Listen...
[03:22] Rei
    Real adults don't have time
[03:25] Rei
    to play with toy swords!
[03:28] Teru
    That's Kageyama-kun's master
    for you, I guess.
[03:32] Mats
    Sakurai, move!
[03:34] Mats
    Candy-chan!
[03:37] Rei
    Whoa! An evil spirit?
[03:39] Rei
    Hey, Mob! Do something.
[03:44] Rei
    Huh? That was surprisingly light.
[03:46] Rei
    A plushie?
[03:48] Mats
    Huh?
[03:49] Rei
    What are you, some mascot?!
[03:56] Rei
    Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to
    rip your costume!
[03:59] Rits
    What?
[04:00] Rits
    Is Reigen-san actually the real deal?
[04:03] Bald
    Don't get cocky.
[04:04] Teru
    Crap! He's surrounded!
[04:15] Rei
    Huh? What is this?
[04:17] Rei
    Is this like the newest form
    of 3D imagery or something?
[04:20] Rei
    What were you even trying to do?
[04:22] Bald
    He nullified all of them?
[04:24] Bald
    Is this man some kind of monster?
[04:26] Mask
    How can this be?
[04:28] Mask
    Are you telling me someone this skilled
    still exists in this world?
[04:32] Mask
    He must be eliminated.
[04:33] Mask
    We can't have him getting in the way
    of our world domination.
[04:36] Rei
    Huh?
[04:37] Rei
    I see. You were using some kind
    of magic trick, too, huh?
[04:40] Rei
    You bunch of frauds.
[04:42] Rei
    Just try that thing with
     the black orbs again.
[04:48] Teru
    That many?
[04:49] Rits
    Is he going to be okay?
[04:50] Rei
    Leave this to the adult here.
[04:53] Rei
    My body seems to be in great shape today.
[04:56] Mob
    Master really is amazing.
[04:59] Nar
    "It's okay to run away."
[05:01] Nar
    As soon as he heard those words,
[05:03] Nar
    the explosive amount of energy
    building up within Mob
[05:07] Nar
    changed its direction.
[05:09] Nar
    There are times when the power
    of one's words is unfathomable.
[05:14] nar
    Those with power must fight.
[05:17] Nar
    That responsibility had made
    Mob's bridge collapse.
[05:21] Nar
    Sometimes, however...
[05:22] Nar
    One's heart can find a resolution
    just by being offered a helping hand.
[05:27] Nar
    As a result, all of Mob's energy was
    temporarily tossed over to Reigen.
[05:33] Nar
    In essence, he had successfully run away
[05:36] Nar
    and was feeling rather refreshed now.
[05:39] Nar
    All that was left in his heart
[05:41] Nar
    was gratitude toward his master.
SIGN    Reigen
SIGN    Arataka
SIGN    Reigen Arataka
SIGN    Mob
[05:53] Rei
    Are these soap bubbles?
[05:55] Ishi
    My Black Orbs swallow up and
    destroy anything they touch...
[06:01] Ishi
    And this man is touching them
    with his bare hands...
[06:05] Ishi
    Why? What happened to the man that was
    trying to run away just a moment ago?
[06:10] Ishi
    Looks like I'll have to put
    my body on the line, too.
[06:14] Ishi
    Five Hundred Kilogram Tackle!
[06:23] Ishi
    One Ton Punch!
[06:32] Ihi
    Two Ton Guillotine!
[06:47] Ishi
    Hey, you still conscious?
[06:51] Ishi
    No matter how powerful an esper you are,
[06:54] Ishi
    I can't call you an excellent esper.
[06:56] Ishi
    Because you have no desire for domination.
[06:59] Ishi
    The reason you're so powerful
    and yet so unknown
[07:01] Hishi
    is because you're living while
    hiding your powers, right?
[07:04] Ishi
    But I am different!
[07:06] Ishi
    I am filled with ambition,
    and I want to go higher and higher,
[07:10] Ishi
    and hold this world in—
[07:11] Rei
    Get off me. Stop talking while
    you're still on top of me.
[07:15] Ishi
    What a dense energy barrier!
[07:18] Ishi
    I see. The reason my Black Orbs
    burst earlier was because
[07:21] Ishi
    the energy they were trying to
    take in was way over their limit!
[07:26] Ishi
    Inconceivable...
[07:27] Ishi
    Who are yo—
[07:29] Rei
    Also, when you're speaking to someone,
[07:31] Rei
    take off your mask!
[07:33] Rei
    Hup!
[07:38] Rei
    Oh, it came off.
[07:39] Rei
    Actually, what's with this strength?
[07:42] Rei
    Could it be him...?
[07:44] Rei
    That's the only plausible explanation.
[07:50] Rei
    Seriously, someone your age
    needs to quit messing around.
[07:53] Saku
    Wh...
[07:54] Saku
    What could you possibly know?!
[07:56] Saku
    To hell with society!
[07:57] Saku
    Don't try and lecture me when
    you've only seen its good side!
[08:02] Saku
    As soon as I was born,
    I was abandoned by my parents.
[08:04] Saku
    I was all alone.
[08:06] Saku
    One happy family?
[08:07] Saku
    Mother's cooking?
[08:08] Saku
    I got to experience none of that as a boy.
[08:11] Saku
    I was terribly bullied at an orphanage,
    and I cursed the world!
SIGN    Curse
[08:15] Saku
    If I hadn't, I wouldn't have survived!
[08:18] Saku
    And then I awakened to my powers...
[08:20] Saku
    I was able to survive
    because of these powers!
[08:23] Saku
    Anyone who rejects my way of living can—
[08:25] Saku
    What? What's with that look?
[08:28] Saku
    Don't look at me like that!
[08:30] Rei
    I totally understand how you feel.
[08:33] Saku
    H-He's the same as me?
[08:36] Rei
    When I was in grade school,
    maybe it was around fourth grade...
[08:41] Rei
    I forgot to tell my parents that it
    was sports day at school that day,
[08:44] Rei
    so I was the only one with nothing to eat.
[08:47] Saku
    That's actually your fault...
    What are you even talking about?
[08:51] Rei
    A story about when I felt lonely as a boy.
[08:55] Saku
    Don't compare that stupid story to mine!
[08:58] Saku
    Jugan Air Gun!
[08:59] Saku
    It's the ultimate weapon of destruction.
[09:02] Saku
    Die!
[09:06] Saku
    If all else fails, I'll put you to sleep
    with this cursed cologne!
[09:09] Rei
    Hm? I don't really get it,
    but don't point that at others.
[09:14] Rei
    I'll take that.
[09:18] Rei
    Are you still doing that crap?
[09:20] Rei
    You use the psychic powers you've been
    blessed with for the stupidest things.
[09:25] Bald
    What?
[09:26] Rei
    You're like a little kid with a knife.
[09:28] Rei
    I can't bear to watch.
[09:29] Bald
    Who do you think you are?!
[09:32] Rei
    What's that thing on your forehead?
[09:34] Bald
    Th-That's...
[09:36] Bald
    It has nothing to do with you.
[09:38] Rei
    Then what's with these things
    that look like shoulder pads?
[09:42] Bald
    Those are to guard my shoulders...
[09:44] Rei
    Which means they're just accessories
    and have no purpose, right?
[09:48] Rits
    Huh?
[09:51] Rei
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[09:54] Rei
    No matter what kind of special powers
    they may be blessed with,
[09:56] Rei
    people are still only human.
[09:58] Rei
    Nothing more, and nothing less.
[10:01] Rei
    You guys haven't realized that yet!
[10:03] Rei
    You're so addicted to your special powers,
    you've developed tunnel vision.
[10:07] Rei
    You're plotting world domination when
    you haven't even seen the world?
[10:10] Rei
    Don't make me laugh!
[10:11] Rei
    No one's going to follow you like that!
[10:14] Rei
    First, get rid of those childish
    shoulder pads and grow up!
[10:17] Rrei
    You, too!
[10:18] Rei
    You just want to escape from society, right?
[10:20] Rei
    If you want to make it big,
    you have to live in reality!
[10:23] Rei
    That's where you start.
[10:26] Bald
    You're telling us to return
    to being commoners?
[10:28] Rei
    What? No way! Don't look at this lightly!
[10:30] Rei
    You still don't get it, do you?!
[10:32] Rei
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[10:34] Rei
    You're nothing more than a commoner!
[10:36] Rei
    You're just a part of the masses!
[10:38] Bald
    B-But Claw is a noble—
[10:41] Rei
    I'm a commoner!
[10:42] Rei
    I'm much more powerful than you,
    and I'm still just a commoner...
[10:46] Rei
    So what does that make you?!
[10:55] Rits
    He dragged them out of their delusions
    and back into reality by force...
[10:59] Rits
    By shattering their dreams...
[11:02] Teru
    Your master's amazing!
[11:04] Mob
    Yeah.
[11:06] Ishi
    No!
[11:07] Ishi
    That is absolutely not true!
[11:10] Saku
    The division leader's face...
    He's that old?
[11:14] Bald
    I thought that maybe he was a girl, but...
[11:16] ishi
    I reject your claims!
[11:19] Ishi
    "People are only human.
    Nothing more, and nothing less."
[11:23] Ishi
    That is what you said, isn't it?
[11:24] Rei
    Yeah.
[11:25] Ishi
    That is incorrect.
[11:27] Ishi
    That's far too cruel.
[11:28] Ishi
    We are special!
[11:30] Ishi
    We are superior lifeforms
    to the rest of humanity!
[11:34] Rei
    I'm sure you have to believe that
    to even go on.
[11:36] Rei
    But sadly, society has no interest in you.
[11:41] Ishi
    Society this, society that!
[11:42] Ishi
    No group made according to your
    stupid yardstick is big enough for me!
[11:47] Rei
    Quit relying on those around you, old man.
[11:50] Rei
    You're making me sad here.
[11:52] Ishi
    I was born with these powers,
    so what's wrong with me showing them off?
[11:57] Ishi
    What's wrong with changing the world?!
[12:00] Ishi
    You stupid ape!
[12:01] Shi
    To me, you're all no different from monkeys!
[12:04] Ishi
    It's hard to live!
[12:06] Ishi
    Even though I'm so special!
[12:09] Ishi
    I'm so amazing, so why won't you
    just acknowledge that?
[12:12] Ishi
    The world should put me on
    a pedestal and worship me!
[12:16] Ishi
    That is the only world that is worthy!
[12:18] Mob
    No, having psychic powers doesn't
    make you popular at all.
[12:22] Rei
    And that's all there is to it.
[12:23] Ei
    You'll never be popular. Give it up.
[12:28] Ishi
    I'm going to erase you all...
[12:30] Shi
    Erase this whole building and start over!
[12:35] Rei
    Crap. Looks like I'm out of gas.
[12:37] Rei
    Mob. Lend me your powers again.
[12:39] Mob
    Actually, I'm also...
[12:43] Rei
    Crap! We're being sucked in!
[12:45] Ishi
    Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
[12:49] Sho
    You just don't know when to give up.
[12:52] Rits
    That's—
[12:53] Ishi
    Damn it!
[12:54] Ishi
    You can also...
[12:58] Ishi
    Disappear!
[12:59] Sho
    A mass of gravity, huh? Interesting.
[13:03] Sho
    Imagine the gravity going backward...
[13:12] Sho
    It's not an actual black hole.
[13:16] Sho
    If it's made from psychic powers,
[13:18] Sho
    I can always find a way to deal with it.
[13:21] Sho
    Old man...
[13:23] Sho
    You're no longer needed.
[13:29] Sho
    And as for you...
[13:33] Sh
    I'm disappointed in you.
[13:34] Sh
    You coward.
[13:37] Sho
    The Seventh Division will be dissolved.
[13:39] Sho
    I was to inspect the place and take
    anyone who seemed useful back to HQ...
[13:45] Bald
    What are you talking about?
    Weren't you a trainee?
[13:47] Sho
    Sadly, there wasn't anyone worth my time.
[13:50] Sho
    At least on the inside.
[13:53] Sho
    Well, see ya.
[14:00] Mts
    The evil spirits have been
    whittled down to one...
[14:03] Mts
    The poison jar has been completed!
[14:06] Bald
    Matsuo, there's nothing left for us to do.
[14:08] Mts
    Come out, my ultimate evil spirit,
    Marshmallow-chan!
[14:17] Rei
    The hell's that?
[14:18] Mob
    Dimple!
[14:19] Dimp
    I was finally able to get out.
[14:23] Dimp
    All right! Now that I've
    regained some of my strength,
[14:26] Dimp
    I can help out a hundredfold!
[14:28] Mob
    It's already done.
[14:29] Dmp
    Huh?
[14:30] Dmp
    You mean the climax happened without me?
[14:33] Rei
    Is this an evil spirit?
[14:34] Dimp
    Whoa!
[14:35] Dimp
    Why are you able to see me when
    I'm not in my visible mode?
[14:39] Bald
    They're strong.
[14:40] Saku
    No, we were weak.
[14:42] Saku
    I've come to a realization.
[14:44] Sau
    Those guys just might be able to stop it...
[14:47] Saku
    Stop Claw from world domination...
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
[15:27] Girl
    Really? Let me see.
[15:28] Potato
    Here, look.
[15:30] Tsub
    Oh, that's great!
[15:32] Tsub
    Let's go together!
[15:33] Mob
    Ah, Tsubomi-chan...
[15:36] Mob
    She's as cute as ever today.
[15:39] Mob
    Our eyes met!
[15:41] Meza
    You're staring way too much.
[15:43] Mob
    Mezato-san!
[15:44] Meza
    You're panicking too much.
[15:45] Meza
    Staring at girls is all well and good,
[15:48] Meza
    but today's the day that you're
    going to talk to me, Mob-kun.
[15:51] Mob
    No, I've got club again today.
[15:53] Meza
    I'll wait until you're done.
[15:55] Mob
    But I've got my job after that.
[15:57] Meza
    Jeez. When are you going
    to tell me everything?
[16:02] Kamu
    Your older brother came by last night.
[16:05] Rits
    Huh? My brother?
[16:07] Kamu
    You must've been through a lot, too.
[16:09] Kamu
    We both went a little crazy.
[16:12] Kamu
    I'm about to go apologize to
    Onigawara-kun and the others.
[16:15] Rits
    I'll go with you.
[16:17] Rits
    But are you sure?
[16:19] Rits
    The entire student body's going to hate you.
[16:22] Kamu
    That's my own fault for
    doing something so stupid.
[16:26] Kamu
    And... now my brother is on my side,
[16:30] Kamu
    so I'll keep in line.
[16:34] Oni
    Wha?
[16:35] Oni
    So it was you guys who planted
    the recorders on me.
[16:38] Oni
    That was a crappy thing to do.
[16:40] Oni
    And I knew anyway,
    so it's not like it matters now.
[16:44] Kamu
    Huh?
[16:45] Rits
    What do you mean?
[16:46] Oni
    People didn't care whether
    I was actually the culprit or not.
[16:50] Oni
    They were chomping at the bit for a stick
    to beat me with, a chance to kick me out.
[16:54] Oni
    That's where the problem was.
[16:56] Oni
    I realized that I was hated
    by everyone around me,
[17:00] Oni
    and how weak my heart was.
[17:03] Onii
    Hey.
[17:05] Oni
    Your brother was worried about you.
[17:08] Oni
    He thought I was going to kick your ass
    since I was so pissed off,
[17:11] Oni
    but I'll let things slide since you are
    the shadow leader's younger brother.
[17:15] Goda
    What's wrong, Onigawara? You out of energy?
[17:18] Ni
    The hell do you think you're talking to?!
[17:20] Oni
    I'm still going to grow,
    just like White T Poison.
[17:24] Club
    Body Transformation!
[17:26] Club
    Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[17:36] Kamu
    That's your older brother.
[17:39] Kamu
    Is he okay? He looks like
    he's about to pass out.
[17:42] Rits
    Yes. Despite how he looks,
[17:45] Rits
    to me, Nii-san is stronger than anyone else.
[17:48] Kamu
    But he's passed out on the ground.
[17:51] Saru
    By the way, President, did you
    give up on finding telepaths?
[17:55] Tome
    Huh? Actually, I haven't even started yet.
[17:58] Tome
    Right now, it's like a wild-goose chase,
    so I'm trying to get some actual leads.
[18:02] Tome
    You guys should at least try to help me out.
[18:05] Inu
    I tried searching on the Internet
    but couldn't find any.
[18:08] Tome
    Of course you're not going
    to find them that easily!
[18:11] Goda
    Hey.
[18:12] All
    Musashi-san!
[18:14] Tome
    What the heck, Mob-kun?
    You passed out again?
[18:17] Tome
    Inukawa, get some water!
[18:18] Inu
    Oh, sure.
[18:21] Asa
    What's up, old man?
[18:23] Asa
    Why'd you bring us here again?
[18:25] Hoshi
    I guess you haven't given up
    on psychic powers.
[18:28] Mits
    Actually, I wasn't the one
    who brought you here today.
[18:31] Mits
    It was at the behest of someone else.
[18:33] Teeru
    Hello, nice to meet you.
[18:35] Teeru
    So you guys must be the
    research subjects here.
[18:38] Kuro
    Oh, it's another hot guy.
[18:40] Teru
    I see. Your powers are still weak,
[18:43] Teru
    but it'll definitely be worth nurturing them.
[18:45] Mits
    He's Hanazawa-kun, one of the guys
    who fought that organization that day.
[18:49] Teru
    What do you think? Do you guys
    want to get stronger with me?
[18:53] Kuro
    Huh?
[18:54] Teru
    Since one of their divisions was crushed,
[18:56] Teru
    I'm sure Claw will make a move soon.
[18:58] Teru
    It'll be for self-defense and so
    you can fight back when that happens.
[19:02] Mits
    Leave the support to me.
[19:05] Hosh
    Kageyama took all the glory that night.
[19:09] Asa
    Yeah.
[19:11] Hos
    Let's do this!
[19:12] All
    Yeah!
[19:15] Rei
    So, what brings you here?
[19:18] Dimp
    I'm only here because
    Shigeo asked me to come.
[19:21] Dimp
    He passed out from anemia and
    can't help with exorcising spirits.
[19:24] Dimp
    Actually, do you even need Shigeo anymore?
[19:27] Dimp
    You awakened to psychic powers, didn't you?
[19:30] Rei
    Don't be stupid.
    Those were all Mob's powers.
[19:33] Rei
    The only thing I gained from it
    is the ability to see you now.
[19:36] Rei
    Otherwise, nothing's changed.
[19:37] Dimp
    So you're just a plain ol' con artist again.
[19:39] Rei
    You're a rather rude spirit.
[19:42] Rei
    All right. Then you help me out.
[19:44] Rei
    Dimple, was it?
[19:46] Dimp
    Huh? Why do I have to help you?
[19:49] Rei
    That's why he had you come over, isn't it?
[19:51] Rei
    If he was just calling out,
    a phone call would have sufficed.
[19:54] Dimp
    S-Seriously? Who do you guys think I am?
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[19:58] Rei
    What? Aren't you Mob's errand boy?
[20:00] Dimp
    I'm a high-level evil spirit!
[20:07] (Flashback) Sho
    I'm disappointed in you.
[20:09] (Flashback) Sho
    You coward.
[20:11] Mob
    Did I do something lame?
[20:14] Mob
    Did I make some kind of mistake?
[20:19] Mom
    Ugh, again? I told you to
    fix that habit of yours.
[20:23] Dad
    Shigeo's just at that age.
[20:25] Dad
    Let him bend all the spoons he wants.
[20:28] Mom
    You always say that.
[20:30] Rits
    Here, Nii-san. Let me see it.
[20:34] Mom
    What's with these kids?
[20:37] Rits
    Here, Nii-san.
[20:39] Mob
    Thanks, Ritsu.
[20:42] Mob
    Well, whatever.
[20:49] Sho
    Oh, there it is.
[20:53] Sho
    Hello? Oh, I'd dropped my phone.
[20:57] Sho
    Huh? The Seventh Division?
[20:58] Sho
    They were crushed.
[21:00] Sho
    Espers from outside infiltrated the place
    and slaughtered the upper echelon.
[21:04] Sho
    The division leader, Ishiguro-san,
    was no big deal either.
[21:07] Sho
    As for all of the underlings,
[21:09] Sho
    the enemy totally won them over.
[21:13] Boss
    Sho, what are you talking about?
[21:16] Boss
    I'm asking you for a status report
    on the inspection.
[21:19] Sho
    The organization you're so proud of
    isn't the best in the world at all.
[21:24] Sho
    Quit messing around and come back
    to Japan already, you stupid father.
[21:28] Sho
    Making me do an annoying
    inspection like that...
[21:31] Sho
    At least I got that off my chest.
[21:33] Boss
    Yes... Very soon.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[21:44] Lady
    And now the news.
[21:47] Lady
    We've received numerous reports of tsuchinoko
    sightings throughout Seasoning City.
SIGN    Multiple Tsuchinoko Sightings Continue
[21:51] Lady
    City Hall, in a bid to reinvigorate the area,
    has put a bounty on the tsuchinoko
[21:54] Lady
    and is requesting help in capturing it.
[21:57] Rei
    Hello? Are you free right now?
[21:59] Rei
    Meet me in 90 minutes,
[22:00] Rei
    and wear clothes you can exercise in
    and don't mind getting dirty.
SIGN    Mob and Reigen A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears
[22:12] Rei
    We're going to capture a tsuchinoko.
[22:14] Mob
    Huh?
[22:15] Rei
    Doesn't that excite you?
[22:18] Mob
    Isn't this private property?
[22:20] Rei
    This is the kind of place
    where those suckers show up.
[22:23] Mob
    Have you ever seen a tsuchinoko, Master?
[22:25] Rei
    Nope. It's just a hunch.
[22:28] Mob
    That's pretty random.
[22:29] Rei
    Don't you have any passion
    when it comes to UMAs?
[22:32] Rei
    Bigfoot, Nessie, and tsuchinoko!
[22:35] Mob
    I hear there's a bounty on its head.
[22:37] Rei
    Well, there's that, too.
[22:40] Mob
    Master, um...
[22:41] Rei
    What?
[22:43] Mob
    I don't think amateurs are supposed to
    go this deep into the mountains.
[22:47] Rei
    Mob, we might be amateurs
    when it comes to hiking,
[22:51] Rei
    but you have psychic powers.
[22:54] Rei
    Add to that my ingenuity...
[22:56] Rei
    Oh! Over there!
[22:58] Rei
    Look over there, Mob!
    I knew this place was the jackpot!
[23:02] Mob
    Huh? Was there actually a tsuchinoko?
[23:04] Rei
    Look! Matsutake! It's huge!
[23:07] Mob
    Oh... After all that talk about passion,
[23:09] Mob
    he's already distracted by the matsutake.
[23:16] Rei
    What the hell is that?!
[23:18] Rei
    Whatever it is, apparently it's starving!
[23:21] Rei
    We're going to exorcise it, Mob!
[23:23] Mob
    Actually, Master, isn't that the UMA?
[23:26] Rei
    You idiot! Those things don't exist!
[23:29] Rei
    Kill it!
[23:31] Mob
    Okay...
[23:38] Rei
    That's amazing.
[23:39] Rei
    It shrank so much after you exorcised it.
[23:41] Mob
    Er, actually, it just threw up a lot.
[23:44] Rei
    What the hell was that thing to begin with?
[23:47] Mob
    You already picked that many?
[23:49] Rei
    Well, whatever. Let's go home.
[23:51] Mob
    Huh? What about the tsuchinoko?
[23:53] Rei
    What are you talking about?
    Those things don't exist.
[23:59] Rei
    I'm gonna grill up some matsutake
    at the office.
[24:01] Rei
    You'll have some, right?
[24:02] Mob
    Yes.
[24:03] Rei
    Guess we should buy some kabosu, too.
[24:05] Mob
    Yes.
SIGN    Hakata Salt