E3 - Getting Carried Away ~100%~

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[00:01] Female Student A
    So, like, ever since Morishige
    was dumped by Miura-san,
[00:04] Female Student A
    he's been texting Hiroko nonstop.
[00:07] Female Student B
    What? Ew.
[00:09] Female Student A
    I guess Matsuzaki-san is single now, too.
[00:12] Female Student A
    Oh, yeah. Hey, Tsubomi.
    Wanna go to karaoke after school?
[00:16] Tsubomi
    Huh? Uh, sorry, I'm actually
    a bit under the weather.
[00:21] Tsubomi
    I'll pass.
[00:22] Female Student A
    Huh? Really? You should hang out
    with us every once in a while.
[00:28] Tsubomi
    Oh, shit! Snot just exploded everywhere!
[00:31] Female Student A
    Come on. You don't have to
    sing, so just come with us.
[00:35] Tsubomi
    Maybe next time.
    Hey, do you two have any tissues?
[00:39] Female Student A
    Nope.
[00:41] Tsubomi
    I'm going to go throw this in the garbage,
    so put the cleaning tools away for me.
[00:45] Female Student B
    We'll go with you. Let's walk slow
     so we can kill some time.
[00:50] Female Student B
    Why are you covering your face?
[00:52] Tsubomi
    Hm? Oh, no reason.
[00:53] Female Student A
    Wait, what is it? I'm so curious now.
[00:55] Female Student B
    Come on, move your hand!
[00:57] Tsubomi
    O-Oh, no... If they see my
    face covered in snot...
[01:04] Female Student A
    Wanna see a picture of Takane Tsubomi's
    face just covered in snot from yesterday?
[01:08] Female Student C
    Ew, gross!
[01:10] Female Student D
    Oh, shit!
[01:11] Female Student E
    You can't be serious!
[01:13] Tsubomi
    That's bound to happen.
[01:16] Mob
    Hey, you two...
[01:20] Mob
    The teacher was looking for you.
[01:22] Female Student A
    Ugh, lame.
[01:25] Female Student B
    Well, this sucks.
[01:30] Mob
    Wait, Tsubomi-chan.
[01:32] Tsubomi
    Sorry, now's not a good time.
[01:35] Mob
    Here you go. Some tissues.
[01:44] Tsubomi
    Thank you so much, Mob-kun.
[01:47] Mob
    Oh, sure.
[01:49] Tsubomi
    You know, it's been a
    while since we talked.
[01:54] Mob
    Yeah.
[01:56] Tsubomi
    Thanks.
[01:57] Tsubomi
    Well, I'll see you later.
[01:59] Mob
    See you later?!
SIGN    See you later
[02:10] Mezato
    Mob-kun!
[02:13] Mezato
    You got a second?
[02:15] Mob
    Mezato-san.
[02:16] Mezato
    On Sunday night,
[02:19] Mezato
    there's going to be a huge gathering
    for the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[02:23] Mezato
    Will you come?
[02:24] Mob
    Sorry, I'm just not interested.
[02:27] Mezato
    Please! Just for a little bit!
[02:29] Tome
    Cough! Ahem...
[02:33] Tome
    Erm...
[02:34] Mob
    Tome-san.
[02:36] Tome
    Mob-kun, do you realize you promised you'd
     help me find telepathists on Sunday?
[02:42] Mob
    Oh, right...
[02:45] Mezato
    Anyway, think it over.
    I'll call your house.
[02:50] Emi
    Kageyama-kun.
[02:52] Mob
    Emi-san? What brings you here?
[02:54] Emi
    I was just observing. You're totally popular.
[02:57] Emi
    Way to go, Kageyama-kun.
[02:59] Mob
    Sorry?
[03:01] Emi
    Oh, look at you playing dumb.
[03:05] Mob
    Popular? Me?
[03:11] Mob
    But you know... I did actually
    talk to a lot of girls today.
[03:16] Mob
    And even though it wasn't for long, I got
    to talk to Tsubomi-chan alone, too.
[03:21] Ritsu
    Nii-san! Are you heading home?
    Let's walk home together.
[03:26] Mob
    Ritsu...
[03:27] Mob
    Would you lend me your ear for a second?
[03:30] Ritsu
    What's up?
[03:32] Mob
    I...
[03:34] Mob
    might be getting popular...
[03:37] Ritsu
    Huh?
[03:38] Mob
    Er, sorry! Forget I ever said anything.
[03:41] Ritsu
    Uh, Nii-san!
[03:43] Mob
    I'm sure I just got the wrong idea again.
    How embarrassing.
[03:51] Mob
    I-I'm being watched?
[03:54] Mob
    The girls passing by keep glancing at me?
[03:57] Girls
    Kageyama-kun's so hot.
[04:00] Mob
    I'm not imagining it.
[04:02] Mob
    They're whispering as
    they glance over at me.
[04:04] Girls
    Right? Ritsu-kun's great and so refined.
[04:07] Mob
    Could it be... I'm right? No...
[04:10] Mob
    I'm definitely popular.
[04:13] Girls
    Shigeo-kun's so hot.
SIGN    Hearing
SIGN    things
SIGN    Mob
SIGN    on a
    high
    horse
    100
    %
[04:30] Ritsu
    Finally... Congrats, Nii-san.
SIGN    Mob Psycho
[06:05] Tourist A
    Is that the Divine Tree?
[06:06] Tourist B
    It's huge!
[06:08] Tourist A
    Let's take a picture!
[06:09] Tourist B
    Yeah!
[06:12] Man
    Well? Isn't the view great?
[06:14] Woman
    It's lovely.
[06:15] Employee
    We're currently selling a roll cake
    inspired by the Divine Tree.
SIGN    Now Selling
    Divine Tree Roll Cake
[06:19] Employee
    It might even be lucky!
[06:22] Spiritual Center
    The Divine Tree is on our side.
    It will answer our prayers!
[06:28] Teachings of Green Believer
    The helix of life embraced by the earth...
[06:31] Teachings of Green Believer
    We are nothing but tiny beings
    of life says the Divine Tree.
[06:38] Dimple
    When many desires and wishes gather in
    one place, a new divinity is born.
[06:45] Dimple
    This broccoli ended up becoming
    the symbol of some god.
[06:52] Dimple
    Its believers' energy of desire is colossal.
[06:55] Dimple
    And with this energy, the Divine
    Tree continues to grow even more.
[07:00] Dimple
    However, this thing's just a huge broccoli
    and has no power to actually lead the people.
[07:06] Dimple
    So, I'll just take that
    energy and put it to good use.
[07:12] Dimple
    If this world needs a god so badly,
    then I'll do the shepherding myself.
[07:18] Dimple
    I'll produce a founder for the religious
    organization missing theirs,
[07:21] Dimple
    the Psycho Helmet Religion.
SIGN    Getting Carried Away
    100%
[07:32] Mob's Mom
    Shige, you've got a phone call.
[07:35] Mob's Mom
    It's a girl!
[07:38] Mob
    Hello?
[07:40] Mob
    Oh, Mezato-san.
[07:43] Mob
    So you want to talk about that one thing.
[07:45] Mob
    I keep telling you this,
    but I'm not cut out for that.
[07:48] Mezato
    Wait! Things really are changing, though.
[07:54] Mezato
    Ever since the Divine Tree
    showed up in our city,
[07:56] Mezato
    a bunch of people have claimed to be the
    founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[08:01] Mezato
    And now, they're going to hold an audition
[08:04] Mezato
    to decide on the founder.
[08:06] Mezato
    At this rate,
SIGN    Psycho Helmet Religion
[08:08] Mezato
    someone else is going to end up being
    the founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion!
[08:12] Mezato
    I can't let that happen! That'd be so lame!
[08:18] Mob
    I'll call you back from my cellphone.
[08:21] Mezato
    There are over 500,000 believers!
[08:24] Mezato
    Wouldn't it be interesting if the founder
    were a second-year middle school boy?
[08:28] Mezato
    And you also happen to be a psychic!
[08:30] Mezato
    That's so mysterious and cool!
[08:34] Mezato
    I'm certain that'll make you
    super popular with the girls.
[08:37] Mezato
    Even with Takane-san, too!
[08:40] Mob
    Huh?
[08:41] Mezato
    What's wrong?
[08:43] Mob
    Wait, Mezato-san, do you also...
[08:47] Mob
    Er, never mind.
[08:49] Mezato
    What?
[08:50] Mezato
    Anyway, what everyone needs isn't
    some phony. It's you, Mob-kun.
[08:55] Mezato
    You need to come to founder audition, okay?
[09:00] Mob
    Everyone needs me...
[09:04] Mob
    Maybe it won't be so bad
    to be the founder...
[09:07] Dimple
    Well said, Shigeo!
[09:09] Mob
    Dimple?! You startled me.
[09:11] Mob
    I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
[09:15] Dimple
    What happened? That's my line.
    What's with the face and voice, man?
[09:19] Dimple
    What happened?
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Barley Tea
[09:22] Dimple
    I see.
[09:25] Dimple
    You got the wrong idea because
    she said, "See you later."
[09:28] Mob
    No, that's not a misunderstanding.
    That's the truth.
[09:31] Dimple
    Thinking that just because
    you talked to a girl
[09:34] Dimple
    happens all the time to prepubescent boys.
[09:36] Dimple
    Those stares you think you're seeing
    are also a misunderstanding.
[09:38] Dimple
    Seriously, no one even notices you,
    more than you can imagine.
[09:43] Mob
    Why would you say that? You weren't there.
[09:47] Dimple
    I'm telling you this because
    I care about you.
[09:51] Dimple
    You're not actually popular right now.
[09:54] Mob
    What did you want, anyway?
[09:56] Dimple
    Good question. Oh, right.
    About the founder audition!
[10:01] Mob
    Huh? What about it?
[10:03] Dimple
    You can't just sit there quietly, can you?
[10:05] Dimple
    It's time to make our move!
[10:07] Dimple
    This is our time to rise to the top!
    Let's go together.
[10:11] Mob
    Why?
[10:12] Dimple
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[10:14] Mob
    This has nothing to do with you, Dimple.
[10:17] Dimple
    But the predecessor to the
    Psycho Helmet Religion, (LOL),
SIGN    (LOL)
[10:22] Dimple
    was created by me...
[10:25] Mob
    But you gathered people there by
    brainwashing them, didn't you?
[10:29] Mob
    Apparently with the Psycho Helmet Religion,
[10:30] Mob
    everyone gathered on their own and
    they're all having fun peacefully,
[10:34] Mob
    so getting in the way is bad.
[10:36] Dimple
    B-But having a proficient
    leader is important.
[10:40] Dimple
    What those people want is someone
    who has divine powers.
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Barley Tea
[10:44] Mob
    I know.
[10:48] Mob
    And that's why it can't be you, Dimple.
[10:50] Mob
    The one everyone is seeking
    is me, not you, Dimple.
[10:55] Dimple
    This little shit...
[10:58] Dimple
    Please. You think you have the
    power to control the masses?
[11:02] Mob
    I didn't say anything about
    being their founder.
[11:06] Mob
    I know I'm not cut out for that.
[11:08] Dimple
    And that's why
[11:10] Dimple
    if you and I join forces,
    a super-elite religion will be born!
[11:16] Dimple
    Which means...
[11:18] Dimple
    It'll be the inception of a new god!
[11:21] Mob
    So is this god you, Dimple?
[11:23] Dimple
    Er...
[11:24] Mob
    What, exactly, do you want to do as god?
[11:26] Dimple
    I haven't decided that yet...
[11:28] Dimple
    But I'd probably end up with powers
    beyond my wildest imagination.
[11:33] Mob
    Well, I'm not interested in power,
[11:35] Mob
    so I'm not going to be
    able to help you out.
[11:38] Dimple
    Wha— Are you trying to
    keep me out of this?!
[11:42] Dimple
    Keep this up, and some other
    jackass is gonna take over!
[11:47] Dimple
    They're gonna keep all of this
    divine energy to themselves!
[11:50] Mob
    So the reason you're stronger now is you
    stole some of the energy from the broccoli.
[11:56] Mob
    That's fine and all, but...
[11:58] Mob
    You're also trying to take
    them over, too, aren't you?
[12:02] Dimple
    No! I'm just... You see...
[12:05] Mob
    So what makes you different
    from the other guys?
[12:10] Mob
    Dimple...
[12:11] Mob
    Why don't you give
    your schemes a rest already?
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SIGN    The Proper Way of Reading the Room
[12:21] Ritsu
    Dimple.
[12:25] Ritsu
    Haven't seen you in a while...
SIGN    Mob Psycho
SIGN    Hideaway Café
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
SIGN    Saturday
[12:41] Reigen
    So how's night school going, Serizawa?
[12:44] Serizawa
    It's a bit nerve-racking,
    but I think I'll make it through.
[12:47] Serizawa
    I've sort of given up on making
    friends, but I'll do my best.
[12:54] Reigen
    What about you, Mob?
    Anything interesting lately?
[12:58] Mob
    Yes, sort of...
[13:00] Reigen
    What is it? Tell us already.
[13:03] Mob
    It's rare of you to ask us this
    yourself, Master Reigen.
[13:07] Reigen
    There's so little going on that
    I'm bored out of my mind.
[13:10] Reigen
    I mean, look at these jobs.
SIGN    Seasoning City, Ramen Egg Prefecture
    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
    <Name> Toribayashi Fuku
    <Address>
SIGN    Investigation Request
    Please list what supernatural phenomenon
    you'd like investigated below:
    Unnatural Deterioration of Home
[13:12] Reigen
    We've got like four requests to find out
[13:15] Reigen
    if the sudden deterioration of some buildings
    is due to some supernatural phenomena.
SIGN    Request details: The investigation of the unnatural
    deterioration under the bridge
[13:19] Reigen
    They must've gotten the idea
    that we just do odd jobs.
[13:24] Mob
    I guess we don't just do odd jobs...
[13:25] Reigen
    I don't have any other work for you
    two today, so you can go home.
[13:30] Mob
    All right.
[13:31] Reigen
    Oh, wait a sec.
[13:33] Reigen
    That is, after I hear whatever interesting
    thing is going on in your life, Mob.
[13:39] Reigen
    What? You think you've finally
    become popular lately?
[13:42] Reigen
    Right. Welp, we're done for the day.
    Good work, boys.
[13:45] Serizawa
    If you'll excuse me.
[13:48] Mob
    Oh, there's one other thing.
[13:51] Mob
    Tomorrow, I'll be attending a gathering
    for some religious group.
[13:55] Reigen
    Wha... Uh, are you okay with that?
[13:58] Mob
    I got invited.
[14:00] Mob
    Apparently, this group was
    formed because of my actions,
[14:04] Mob
    so they want me to be their founder.
[14:08] Reigen
    And are you going to be their founder?
[14:10] Mob
    I could if I wanted to... But I should
    probably meet everyone first.
[14:16] Reigen
    Good God, he's on a high horse.
[14:19] Reigen
    Psycho... what was it again?
[14:21] Mob
    The Psycho Helmet Religion.
[14:24] Reigen
    Oh, here we go.
SIGN    Psycho Helmet Religion
[14:27] Reigen
    Talk about half-assed...
SIGN    Psycho Helmet Religion
SIGN    Come on over, everyone
SIGN    Welcome to the Psycho Helmet Religion... Find out about our latest activities
    and information here. If you would like to know what the Psycho Helmet is,
    please go ahead and click our links. We are constantly looking for friends
    who can join in on our fun!
[14:30] Reigen
    Yikes, don't do it, Mob.
SIGN    Under construction
SIGN    Listen to God's voice
SIGN    History of the
    Psycho Helmet Religion!
SIGN    Our online shop opened on O/X where you can find the new merch you were all asking for.
    You can always keep god by your side.
     Our Lord's Mug and Tumbler
     Our Lord's Towel Set & Ballpoint Pen Set
     Our Lord's Fan and Can Badges
     Our Lord's Keyholder
    These items will be released in the shop on X/X
    There is very low stock of all of our other merchandise, so don't miss out.
    Check out the details here ->
[14:32] Reigen
    This is clearly shady as...
SIGN    Congratulations! We've reached over 580,000 believers!!
SIGN    Founder Audition
    
SIGN    Access:
    Seasoning City,
    Ramen Egg Prefecture
SIGN    PHYKIN TV
    surpasses 1 million!!
SIGN    I have this shirt!
[14:34] Reigen
    Hm?
SIGN    Congratulations! We've reached over 580,000 believers!!
[14:35] Reigen
    580,000 believers?! It's that popular?!
[14:39] Reigen
    They've even got monetary donations...
[14:42] Reigen
    I-I...
[14:44] Reigen
    smell a delicious business
    opportunity here.
[14:49] Reigen
    Go to that gathering!
[14:51] Reigen
    A true man should be the founder of
    a religious group at least once!
[14:55] Reigen
    And!
[14:56] Reigen
    Make sure you tell your believers
    that you have a master, too!
[15:01] Mob
    Right...
[15:02] Reigen
    So, what are you going to wear?
[15:05] Reigen
    This is going to be your
    time in the spotlight.
[15:08] Mob
    Huh?
[15:09] Reigen
    Looks like they're going
    to stream this online, too.
[15:12] Reigen
    There's going to be hundreds of
    thousands of people watching you.
[15:15] Mob
    What the heck should I wear?
[15:19] Reigen
    Stick out your hands, Mob.
[15:24] Reigen
    Here's a bonus. Now go buy yourself
    something nice to wear.
[15:28] Mob
    Master!
[15:30] Mob
    Thank you so much!
[15:34] Mob
    I'm here to shop for clothes, but I have no idea
    what kind of clothes to wear in the spotlight.
[15:40] Mob
    I guess I'll go home and talk to Ritsu...
[15:43] Teru
    Kageyama-kun?
[15:46] Teru
    It is you!
[15:47] Mob
    Hanazawa-kun!
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    as many times as you'd like
    during the time period
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[15:50] Teru
    I see. Well, leave that to me.
[15:54] Teru
    I know plenty of perfect shops.
[15:57] Mob
    That's great! Thanks!
SIGN    Going Out
    of Business
    Sale!!
[16:05] Teru
    I've been observing what's
    going on in the city...
[16:08] Teru
    but I guess you've noticed it, too.
[16:12] Teru
    There's something gradually happening here.
[16:16] Mob
    No, wait...
SIGN    Divine Tree Tapioca
[16:19] Teru
    Is there something going
    on with those girls?
[16:21] Mob
    Well...
[16:23] Mob
    Lately, I feel like there are
    a lot of girls staring at me.
[16:27] Mob
    I know I probably have the wrong
    idea, but it's been on my mind.
[16:31] Teru
    Oho...
[16:33] Teru
    Kageyama-kun...
SIGN    Pork Pork Palace
[16:35] Teru
    That's not a misunderstanding.
[16:37] Teru
    You're just so cool that the girls
    can't help but look your way.
[16:41] Mob
    No way. That can't be true...
[16:44] Mob
    That can't be true... or is it?
[16:48] Mob
    Aw, shucks.
[16:50] Teru
    Let's just leave it at that.
[16:52] Teru
    Come on. Let's get you some hip clothes.
[16:55] Mob
    Okay!
[16:59] Teru
    Hey, this will probably look good.
[17:01] Mob
    Oh, but this is above my budget.
[17:04] Teru
    I see.
    Well, everything here is a bit pricey.
[17:08] Teru
    How about this? This is a super-popular
    brand called Smart Monkey.
[17:12] Mob
    If possible, I'd like to keep
    it under or at 5,000 yen.
[17:15] Teru
    Okay, I'm sure we'll find something.
[17:17] Teru
    Hm? Here we go!
[17:19] Teru
    This also has a monkey design
    and it's 5,000 yen on the dot.
[17:22] Mob
    Yay! Let's go with that.
[17:25] Mob
    Thanks, Hanazawa-kun.
SIGN    Sunday
[17:31] Ritsu
    Nii-san...
[17:32] Ritsu
    Are you gonna go out wearing that?
[17:34] Mob
    Yup! Hanazawa-kun helped me pick this out.
[17:38] Ritsu
    Right... I see.
[17:41] Ritsu
    Okay.
[17:45] Mob
    But you know...
[17:47] Mob
    I'm seeing Tome-san this afternoon,
[17:49] Mob
    and then Mezato-san tonight.
[17:51] Mob
    I'm so busy.
[17:55] Mob
    Tome-san's a bit late...
[18:02] Mob
    I was so worried that I just didn't
    really get it in the end...
[18:06] Mob
    But is this shirt really that cool?
SIGN    Tome-san
SIGN    Menu
SIGN    Calling
[18:15] Mob
    She's not answering her phone either.
[18:18] Mob
    I wonder if something happened to Tome-san.
SIGN    Psycho Helmet Religion
[18:22] Psycho Believer A
    Anyone auditioning, please head on in.
SIGN    Psycho Helmet Religion
[18:27] Earth Believer
    The emergence of the Divine Tree
    is a message from the Earth.
SIGN    The Testimony of the Earth
[18:31] Dragon Believer
    The Divine Tree is the
    legendary dragon's nest.
SIGN    The Dragon's Sigh
SIGN    Teachings of Green
[18:34] Teachings of Green Believer
    The Divine Tree is a sign
    that nature is angry...
[18:38] Jodo
    As if any of these shady religious organizations
    can handle the true powers of the Divine Tree.
SIGN    Rising Sun Spiritual Union
[18:45] Jodo
    We, the Rising Sun Spiritual
    Union, shall look after it.
[18:50] Psycho believer B
    Please speak of these
    things further inside.
SIGN    And then these other random weirdos
[18:54] Psycho believer B
    I'll walk you down.
[19:00] Psycho Believer C
    There are so many people here.
[19:02] Psycho Believer D
    The Psycho Helmet Religion
    is partially a joke, right?
[19:07] Psycho believer D
    So where'd all these people come from?
[19:09] Psycho Believer C
    There's not going to be a riot, is there?
[19:12] Psycho Believer A
    Don't worry. Let's believe in what he says.
[19:17] Psycho Believer A
    In our founder who suddenly
    showed himself yesterday.
[19:21] Psycho Believer A
    And the one who speaks for the
    Divine Tree, Psycho Helmet-sama.
[19:27] Voicemail
    We tried calling the number you have dialed,
    but the call cannot be completed.
[19:32] Mob
    Mezato-san's not answering...
SIGN    In Call
SIGN    Mezato-san
SIGN    Menu
[19:36] Mob
    She hasn't even told me
    where everyone's meeting yet.
[19:39] Mob
    I guess I'll wait a little longer.
[19:45] Reigen
    Yowch.
SIGN    That dude was hilarious
SIGN    That was decent
SIGN    Looking forward to the next one lolol
SIGN    That was hilarious lolol
SIGN    I wonder what the next one's like
SIGN    Someone TL;DR
SIGN    Hurry~~~
SIGN    I'mma go to the bathroom
[19:48] Reigen
    Mob sure is taking his time to appear.
[19:51] Reigen
    Did he chicken out?
[19:54] Reigen
    Oh, there he is.
    Well, he seems pretty confident.
SIGN    Here we gooooooooooo
SIGN    You've got this!
SIGN    A student!?
SIGN    Hit us with that one-liner lol
SIGN    Bowl cut lol
SIGN    Woo! Here we go!
SIGN    Here we goooooooo (^^)
SIGN    Someone find out what school he goes to
SIGN    Psycho Helmet Religion
[20:03] Psycho Helmet
    It's a pleasure to meet you, everyone.
[20:06] Psycho Helmet
    I will be the one who will serve
    as the founder of this religion,
[20:10] Psycho Helmet
    Psycho Helmet.
[20:13] Reigen
    What the hell? That's not Mob.
[20:15] Psycho Helmet
    First, the reason I hadn't shown myself until
    now is I wanted to avoid
[20:15] Reigen
    The hell's going on?
[20:17] Voicemail
    The number you have reached is currently...
SIGN    In Call
SIGN    Mob
SIGN    Menu
[20:18] Reigen
    Damn it, his phone's out of battery.
[20:20] Psycho Helmet
    any confusion.
[20:23] Psycho Helmet
    But with the terrorist
    attack the other day,
[20:25] Psycho Helmet
    I have realized that we need
    someone to protect this city.
[20:30] Psycho helmet
    From now on, I will be the one who
    will lead everyone to happiness.
[20:35] Psycho Helmet
    I plan to change this degenerate world
    along with the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[20:42] Mob
    My battery's dead.
[20:44] Psycho Helmet
    I am also the creator of the Divine Tree.
[20:48] Psycho Helmet
    It is the symbol of the Psycho Helmet
    Religion and its carefree nature.
[20:53] Psycho Helmet
    The Divine Tree grows with everyone's
    desires and will bring the world happiness.
[20:59] Psycho Helmet
    Please think of that tree as me
[21:03] Psycho Helmet
    and continue praying to it.
[21:06] Mossar Believer
    Objection! The Divine Tree is the
    egg in which the great Mossar-sama sleeps!
[21:07] Believer A
    The Divine Tree belongs to all!
[21:09] Believer C
    O Divine Tree! Please quell your rage!
[21:10] Dragon Believer
    That's also wrong! The Divine Tree
    is the mecca for the Dragon's Sigh!
[21:10] Believer D
    You dare mock the Divine Tree?!
[21:14] Believer E
    Psycho helmet, my ass! You fake religion!
[21:15] Rando A
    Yeesh...
[21:16] Believer F
    That is a device that connects dimensions!
[21:16] Rando B
    Things are getting interesting.
[21:18] Jodo
    Quit lying! The Divine Tree will only bring
    about happiness under our supervision!
[21:25] Psycho Helmet
    I will now show you...
[21:27] Psycho Helmet
    ...a miracle.
[21:40] Psycho believer C
    Huh?!
[21:41] Dragon Believer
    It's a broccoli!
[21:42] Jodo
    Bro...
[21:43] Believer G
    What the heck just happened?!
[23:26] Reigen
    This isn't good, Mob!
[23:27] Reigen
    We're gonna be outta business
    because of that broccoli!
[23:29] Reigen
    Who cares if it's holy or popular?
[23:31] Reigen
    We're gonna go destroy it!
[23:32] Reigen
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 4:
[23:34] Reigen
    "Divine Tree 1 The Founder Appears"
[23:36] Reigen
    A streaming service? But of course,
     that's an excellent decision!
SIGN    Divine Tree 1
    The Founder Appears"