E2 - Urban Legends ~Encountering Rumors~

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[00:02] Reigen
    This is so boring, Mob.
SIGN    Ura Sunday
[00:05] Mob
    Doesn't that just mean
    no one's being bothered by spirits?
[00:09] Reigen
    I hate this.
[00:10] Mob
    It's really peaceful.
[00:13] Reigen
    But we need food on our table!
[00:15] Reigen
    We have to make a move.
SIGN    You don't know what true fear is
SIGN    Urban Legends
SIGN    Enter
SIGN    Mob Psycho
SIGN    Urban Legends Encountering Rumors
[01:55] Mob
    Urban legends?
[01:56] Reigen
    Yeah. Surely you've discussed some
    with friends at some point.
[02:01] Mob
    I haven't, actually.
[02:03] Reigen
    Really? They were super popular
    when I was a kid.
[02:08] Reigen
    Like Hanako-san in the bathroom
    or the human-faced dog...
[02:10] Reigen
    Or, if you want something newer, the Dragger.
[02:13] Reigen
    We'll look up sighting reports online
    and follow these urban legends.
[02:18] Mob
    So it's like when we went
    to find the tsuchinoko?
[02:21] Reigen
    Not quite.
[02:22] Reigen
    The Dragger is completely made up.
    She doesn't exist.
[02:28] Mob
    Then, why...
[02:29] Reigen
    Places where urban legends are popular
[02:31] Reigen
    tend to have a lot of people
    who easily believe in the supernatural.
[02:34] Reigen
    Meaning they're gold mines
    for exorcism jobs.
[02:39] Mob
    You're so excited about
    this Schadenfreude search.
[02:41] Reigen
    The key to successful
    walk-in sales is a smile!
SIGN    Spiritual Advice
SIGN    Spiritual Advice
[02:48] Mob
    That table is really low.
[02:50] Reigen
    I didn't think this through.
[02:51] Reigen
    Those are some cold stares...
[02:54] Mob
    Uh, we might be bothering the pedestrians.
[02:56] Guy
    Hey, you two.
[02:58] Guy
    Who said you could
    conduct your business here?
[03:01] Shin
    You dare set up shop here knowing that I,
SIGN    Rising Sun Spiritual Union
    Shinra Banshomaru
[03:03] Shin
    Shinra Banshomaru, the greatest psychic
    of this century, hold jurisdiction here?
[03:07] Mob
    He's the "greatest of this century," too?
[03:09] Reigen
    What do you mean, jurisdiction?
[03:11] Shin
    You're not a member of
    the Rising Sun Spiritual Union?
[03:14] Reigen
    I'm a freelancer.
    The name's Reigen Arataka.
[03:18] Reigen
    If you're also running a
    spirit con—business,
[03:21] Reigen
    could you introduce me to some clients?
[03:23] Reigen
    I haven't had too many lately.
[03:26] Shin
    I'm not about to help a business rival.
[03:30] Shin
    Begone at once!
[03:31] Reigen
    I respectfully decline.
[03:32] Reigen
    What authority do you have?
SIGN    Free psychic readings
[03:34] Shin
    This is clearly a traffic violation.
[03:36] Reigen
    You guys have no right to bring up the law.
[03:39] Shin
    And what do you mean by that?
[03:42] Lady
    Um...
[03:44] Lady
    Are you psychics?
[03:46] Both
    Yes?
[03:48] Lady
    I'd like to discuss something with you.
[03:50] Reigen
    Happy to help you out, ma'am!
[03:50] Shin
    But of course!
[03:54] Shin
    So what did you want to discuss?
[03:56] Lady
    I've always been susceptible to spirits.
[03:58] Lady
    I often attract ghosts and other
    strange phenomena near me.
[04:02] Lady
    Even as we speak,
    there's something next to me...
[04:05] Reigen
    Next to you? I don't—
[04:07] Shin
    There definitely is. I see it.
[04:08] Reigen
    Hey, stop making things up.
[04:10] Shin
    What did you say, you swine?
[04:12] Reigen
    Give me a break. Fakes like you
    make my job so much harder.
[04:17] Reigen
    Right, Mob?
[04:18] Mob
    It's the spirit of a middle-aged man.
[04:20] Reigen
    Let's get back on track.
[04:22] Lady
    Thank goodness. You're actual psychics.
[04:25] Lady
    When I asked about it on the internet,
    all I got was irresponsible advice.
[04:30] Shin
    What are you writing?
[04:31] Reigen
    I can't believe I never thought
    about a website.
[04:33] Reigen
    I'll make one as soon as I'm home.
[04:35] Lady
    And lately, I've been feeling
    a really bad aura.
[04:39] Lady
    I've only been able to get by thanks to
    having a plate of salt in my apartment.
[04:43] Shin
    I see. Textbooks confirm
    the effectiveness of piles of salt.
[04:48] Reigen
    Indeed. Even as we speak,
    the sodium from this pile of French fries
[04:51] Reigen
    is mitigating the negative effects.
[04:53] Reigen
    Mob, don't eat too many of those.
[04:56] Lady
    But then I realized that the reason
    this eerie feeling has gotten worse lately
[05:00] Lady
    is because of the sudden spread of
    urban legends around this city.
SIGN    Cuticle City Urban Legends
SIGN    Human-Faced Dog
SIGN    It's said that the vengeful spirit of a middle-aged
    man who committed suicide possessed a dog.
    It rummages through the trash downtown,
    and if you call it, it'll say, "Just leave me alone."
SIGN    Dash Granny
SIGN    When you're driving on the freeway in the
    middle of the night, you might hear a tapping
    on your window. You'll then see a granny
    running alongside your car at the same speed.
    Apparently, if she outruns you, you'll get into a car accident.
SIGN    The Red Raincoat
SIGN    It wanders endlessly through the city in the rain,
    dressed in all red. If someone sees the red raincoat,
    they will die. However, if you're wearing something
    red, your life will be spared.
SIGN    The Dragger
SIGN    Dressed in torn white clothing, the Dragger drags
    people around until they are but lumps of meat.
    When she was human, she suffered from horrible bullying,
    and from that hatred, she'll capture children and drag them around.
SIGN    Human-Faced Dog, Dash Granny, the Red Raincoat,
SIGN    and of course... the Dragger.
[05:10] Lady
    Please, eliminate all
    of these urban legends.
[05:14] Shin
    Come on... Who would take
    such an impossible request?
[05:18] Reigen
    Please leave it to me, Reigen Arataka!
[05:21] Reigen
    I'll make sure they're wiped off
    the face of this earth!
[05:25] Reigen
    So, which course would you like to go with?
[05:27] Lady
    "Course"?
[05:28] Reigen
    I recommend this weekend combo deal...
[05:31] Shin
    I must say, I was surprised
    you accepted a request like that.
[05:35] Shin
    And 20,000 yen if the request works out?
[05:37] Reigen
    You'd ask for about that much, wouldn't you?
[05:39] Shin
    I generally start at 200,000.
[05:42] Shin
    If I actually took on this request,
    it'd be more than 500,000—
[05:45] Reigen
    Well, you'll still be helping me with this.
[05:48] Shin
    I'm sorry? What did he just say?
[05:51] Reigen
    Let's get going. If we keep wasting time,
    the sun's gonna go down.
[05:54] Reigen
    Um... Shinrin Maruo, was it?
[05:56] Shin
    It's Shinra Banshomaru,
    and I'm not going to help you!
SIGN    Shinra Banshomaru
[06:00] Reigen
    You heard her out with me,
    so don't you dare run away.
[06:02] Shin
    That makes no sense.
[06:04] Reigen
    I'll make sure you get your cut.
[06:06] Reigen
    Let's split up and do some investigating.
SIGN    New Star of the Psychic World
[06:08] Reigen
    Let's remember the three Cs:
    contact, communicate, and consult.
[06:12] Shin
    Oh, fine.
[06:14] Shin
    I'll consider this charity work
    and help you out.
[06:16] Reigen
    Yeah, I'm counting on you.
[06:19] Reigen
    Like you have anything better to do.
[06:20] Reigen
    Mob, is Dimple around?
[06:23] Mob
    Dimple, you're being summoned.
[06:25] Dimple
    What do you want?
[06:26] Dimple
    I'm making myself less visible
    because I'm sick of talking to you.
[06:30] Reigen
    Come on, don't be like that.
    We're work buddies.
[06:33] Dimple
    How?!
[06:34] Dimple
    You just order me around—
[06:36] Reigen
    Tail that chubster using
    that stealth mode of yours.
[06:39] Dimple
    Why should I?
[06:41] Dimple
    If he runs off, just let him go.
[06:43] Reigen
    Nah, I bet he's a super serious moron
    that does everything by the book.
[06:46] Reigen
    Meaning, if something were to happen to him,
[06:49] Reigen
    it'd be my fault for making him do this.
[06:51] Mob
    Please, Dimple.
    It'd be better to avoid any accidents.
SIGN    Watch out for suspicious people
[06:55] Dimple
    Oh, fine.
[06:56] Dimple
    This is give and take.
[06:58] Dimple
    You're going to have to listen to one
    of my demands sometime soon, Shigeo!
[07:02] Reigen
    What's the matter, Mob?
[07:03] Mob
    Well, it's like the client said.
    Something's weird about this town.
[07:09] Mob
    There might actually be something here.
[07:17] Mob
    Why did we come to an internet café?
[07:19] Reigen
    If I go around questioning kids,
    people might think I'm someone suspicious.
SIGN    Cuticle Middle School Dark Messageboard
SIGN    Make sure you keep posting! (^o^)/
SIGN    2950. Another crappy day~
SIGN    Name: Student A Date: 9/28 (Fri) 16:43
SIGN    My teacher is so frickin' annoying. Who do they think they are, bossing me around every day? Totally ignoring them.
[07:24] Mob
    Wow. It's all just a bunch of complaints.
SIGN    Someone was sucking up to the math teacher today. It was so gross. Do people seriously enjoy doing that?
SIGN    2953. Hey, did you see?
SIGN    Name: Student A Date: 9/28 (Fri) 16:16
SIGN    The old guy with the bad eyes who lives on Fourth has a human-faced dog lololol
SIGN     2954. Re: Hey, did you see? Name: Student D Date: 9/28 (Fri) 16:23 For real? Should go check it out sometime, lol
SIGN    There must be something useful within this barrage of complaints...
SIGN     2955. Re: Re: Hey, did you see? Name: Student E Date: 9/28 (Fri) 16:26 I wanna go, too lolol
SIGN    2956. This is scary
SIGN    Name: Student C Date: 9/23 (Sun) 17:12
SIGN    Did you hear that the dash granny showed up in OO Tunnel?
SIGN    2957. Re: This is scary I've heard of her, but I don't know anyone who's seen her
[07:30] Reigen
    Hey, look!
SIGN    Cuticle Park
[07:32] Reigen
    Sighting report!
[07:34] Kid
    We saw an old guy in red earlier.
[07:37] Kid
    He tried to talk to us, so we ran away.
[07:39] Shin
    What? When?!
[07:41] Shin
    Wh-Where? Where was he?!
[07:43] Kid
    Hey, that hurts! Let go!
[07:45] Kid
    Why's this guy breathing so heavily?
[07:47] Shin
    O-Oh, I'm sorry. I just got a bit excited...
[07:49] Shin
    Uh, wait, I didn't mean excited
    in that kind of way...
[07:53] Shin
    Why are you looking at me like that?
[07:55] Kid
    We're leaving now.
[07:56] Shin
    Hey!
[07:57] Shin
    You mustn't go alone! You're girls!
[07:59] Kid
    Get away from us!
[08:00] Kid
    This guy's a pervert!
[08:03] Shin
    Hey, stop that!
[08:05] Shin
    I'm not—
[08:06] Shin
    Huh? What?
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Stare
[08:08] Shin
    N-No! I'm not a pervert!
[08:10] Shin
    I'm an extremely well-known psychic!
[08:14] Lady
    Did he just say psychic?
[08:15] Lady
    Like that doesn't sound shady...
[08:17] Shin
    Ow!
[08:18] Shin
    Hey, don't throw rocks at me!
[08:20] Shin
    Ow!
[08:21] Kid
    That guy was so gross.
[08:22] Shin
    Wait! I need that lead!
[08:24] Raincoat
    Crap! The girls I was after!
[08:28] Shin
    Wait, was that...
[08:30] Shin
    Hold it right there!
[08:33] Shin
    You must be the Red Raincoat!
[08:36] Akarain
    Don't get in my way!
[08:38] Akarain
    There's nothing fun about
    exposing myself to another guy!
[08:41] Shin
    So you're a flasher who goes after children?
[08:43] Shin
    You filthy criminal!
[08:46] Kid
    This is awesome! Creep versus creep!
[08:49] Kid
    Get a video of this!
[08:53] Shin
    I may not look it, but I was vice captain
    of the sumo club in grade school!
[08:57] Akarain
    I give up!
[08:58] Akarain
    I give up, so let me go!
[09:01] Akarain
    You got me...
[09:02] Akarain
    Or so you thought...
[09:04] Akarain
    I was on the track team
    in middle school, fatty!
[09:08] Kid
    Talk about playing dirty.
[09:10] Kid
    But damn, he's fast.
SIGN    Terror
[09:13] Reigen
    This is the human-faced dog?
[09:15] Mob
    That looks like marker.
    I guess the sighting report was fake.
[09:19] Reigen
    No, this is definitely the human-faced dog.
[09:22] Mob
    What do you mean?
[09:23] Reigen
    This is usually how rumors go.
[09:26] Reigen
    To grade and middle school kids,
    this is the real deal.
[09:30] Kid
    Hey, someone's at our
    human-faced dog's house.
[09:33] Kid 2
    We should charge admission.
[09:35] Mob
    Whose dog is this?
[09:37] Kid 2
    The old guy who lives here.
[09:39] Kid
    His eyes are bad, so he hasn't noticed
    we scribbled on its face.
[09:42] Mob
    A-Are you his grandkids?
[09:45] Kid
    Huh? What gave you that idea?
[09:46] Reigen
    Hey, you little shits!
[09:48] Reigen
    I'll kick your asses the next time
    you try to draw on this dog's face!
[09:52] Kid 2
    So he says after he actually hit us.
[09:54] Kid
    We're gonna tell the PTA on you.
[09:56] Reigen
    Yeah, just try it.
[09:58] Reigen
    You know what this world needs?
    Adults who can keep you little shits in line!
[10:02] Reigen
    Don't think that I, Suzuki Taro, am going
    to be a pushover like your teachers.
[10:07] Mob
    But you use a fake name anyway?
[10:10] Old
    You'll give Terror a bath?
[10:13] Old
    What a nice young man.
[10:14] Old
    Was he that dirty? Then, I guess
    I'll take you up on your offer.
[10:19] Reigen
    Here, Terror.
[10:21] Reigen
    Look at him happily wag his tail
    with his ominous-sounding name.
[10:25] Reigen
    Now, then...
[10:26] Reigen
    We'll need before and after pictures
    for our progress report.
[10:31] Mob
    I wonder if he just likes dogs.
[10:33] Mob
    Did you know it was just
    a prank to begin with?
[10:36] Reigen
    Of course I did.
[10:37] Reigen
    Were you actually looking for
    a dog with a person's face?
[10:41] Reigen
    There, there.
SIGN    Dog Shampoo
SIGN    Dirt-be-gone
SIGN    Boney Bones
SIGN    Nom
[10:43] Reigen
    Let's see if we can get
    some hot water for him.
[10:51] Shin
    What? You outta breath?
[10:53] Shin
    Too bad for you. I may have been
    in the sumo club in grade school,
[10:56] Shin
    but in middle school,
    I was on the table tennis team!
[10:59] Shin
    I'm plenty confident about my stamina!
[11:01] Red
    You're so out of breath, though.
[11:04] Red
    Why are you chasing me?
    This has nothing to do with you.
[11:08] Shin
    Ever heard of citizen's arrest?
[11:10] Shin
    Even a civilian can arrest
    a criminal in the act.
[11:13] Shin
    Let the blades of justice
    strike you down, you pervert!
[11:17] Red
    You seriously thought you caught me?
[11:19] Red
    I led you here on purpose!
[11:26] Red
    I will admit, this all started
    as an unusual fetish.
[11:30] Red
    But before long, I started finding pleasure
    in rumors of me spreading around town.
[11:35] Red
    I felt like some kind of celebrity!
[11:38] Red
    Just by wearing this raincoat,
    I feel unstoppable!
[11:43] Red
    You wanna turn me in to the police?
[11:46] Red
    I'd love to see you try!
[11:54] Red
    He passed out.
[11:56] Red
    But he and others saw my face, which will
    make things harder for me in this town.
[12:01] Red
    Guess it's time to leave.
SIGN    No Trespassing
[12:21] Red
    Who the hell are you?
    Did you see everything?
[12:25] Hiki
    Hey, aren't you thirsty?
[12:29] Red
    What, it's just some crazy bitch?
[12:35] Hiki
    Hey, aren't you thirsty?
[12:39] Red
    Yeah...
[12:41] Red
    Never been thirstier!
[12:43] Hiki
    I'll let you drink until you explode, then!
SIGN    Spirit Hold
[13:07] Shin
    Spirit Hold! There, now you can't move!
[13:13] Shin
    Damn it! I've not recovered from being tased!
[13:19] Shin
    Wha—
[13:22] Shin
    Where'd she go?!
SIGN    II
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    II
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
[13:56] Dimp
    Guess Reigen was right
    to send me as insurance!
[14:01] Dimp
    Talk about pressure...
    Her aura's stabbing me left and right.
[14:05] Dimp
    Guess I'll try to drag out all
    of this guy's latent powers.
[14:10] Hiki
    Hey, aren't you thirsty?!
[14:13] Dimp
    You tryin' to hit on me?
[14:14] Dimp
    I'm not a fan of forceful girls!
[14:23] Dimp
    Take that!
[14:31] Dimp
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[14:38] Dimp
    To think his manual would
    save him this way...
SIGN    Spiritual Worldism
    for Psychics
[14:49] Dimp
    His life comes first...
[14:50] Dimp
    I'll happily turn tail and run away!
[14:54] Dimp
    I need to send an SOS!
[14:57] Reigen
    There, all clean.
[14:59] Reigen
    Mob, how did you get that wet?
[15:02] Mob
    I shouldn't have helped.
[15:05] Reigen
    Hello, this is Reigen.
[15:07] Reigen
    Hey, did you get any info...
[15:12] Reigen
    Let's go.
[15:13] Reigen
    The Dragger showed up.
[15:22] Dimp
    No wonder she's trending
     in the urban legends world.
[15:26] Dimp
    Maybe because she's all over social media,
    she's got way more energy fueling her.
[15:41] Dimp
    And now she's going for function over form.
[16:09] Dimp
    His Achilles tendon just snapped!
[16:11] Dimp
    You damn fatty... You need to exercise more.
[16:23] (Flashback) Mob
    Please, Dimple.
[16:25] Dimp
    If I let this guy die,
    Shigeo will lose faith in me.
[16:30] Dimp
    And I can't let that happen!
[16:33] Dimp
    He's going to be even bigger someday.
[16:36] Dimp
    I can't mess up at a place like this.
[16:40] Dimp
    Oh, shit.
[16:52] Mob
    Thanks, Dimple.
[16:55] Reigen
    Wow, so that's the Dragger?
[16:57] Reigen
    Is that actually her?
[16:58] Reigen
    I need to get a photo for proof.
[17:01] Reigen
    Huh?
[17:02] Reigen
    She's not showing up on my screen.
[17:04] Reigen
    She ran!
[17:06] Dimp
    That's a monster born from rumors.
[17:09] Dimp
    You can't classify her as real or fake.
[17:13] Reigen
    What do you mean?
[17:14] Dimp
    The imagination of the masses,
[17:16] Dimp
    and their fear and curiosity,
    is what gave birth to her.
[17:20] Dimp
    Her looks and her strength
    was all decided by humans!
[17:24] Reigen
    So you're saying their imagination
    became reality?
[17:27] Shin
    Th-That's right...
[17:29] Shin
    And since we know about the Dragger,
    we won't be able to exorcise her.
[17:32] Reien
    Huh? Why?
[17:33] Shin
    Wasn't there a time as a kid when you
    were frightened by rumors about her?
[17:38] Reigen
    True...
[17:41] Reigen
    The Dragger would appear before kids
    heading home from school,
[17:44] Reigen
    snatching them up and
    dragging them into the bog...
[17:47] Reigen
    I didn't believe in Santa Claus,
[17:49] Reigen
    but thinking about her on rainy days
    as I passed street corners
[17:52] Reigen
    would give me goosebumps, too.
[17:56] Shin
    That fear is still burned into our brains.
[18:00] Shin
    We're even trembling as we speak.
[18:02] Reigen
    So I'm breaking out in a cold sweat
    because I'm scared deep down?
[18:07] Shin
    Powers used in fear only empower its source.
[18:12] Shin
    My spiritual powers did nothing.
[18:15] Shin
    She grows by absorbing the powers
    of those who fear her.
[18:19] Shin
    Attacking her is futile.
[18:22] Reigen
    Then we have no choice but to run.
[18:24] Reigen
    Mob, temporary retreat...
[18:26] Reigen
    Wh-What is this?!
[18:28] Shin
    I'm stuck!
[18:29] Dimp
    This must be her doing.
[18:35] Reigen
    She's huge!
[18:35] Shin
    What?!
[18:44] Reigen
    Didn't you hear him, Mob?
    Your powers will be absorbed, too!
[18:48] Dimp
    Wait, hang on a sec...
[18:51] Dimp
    It's actually working!
[18:55] Dimp
    I see... Shigeo...
[18:58] Dimp
    He's detached from urban legends, fads,
    and other hot topics among people.
[19:04] Dimp
    He's completely out of the loop!
[19:08] Dimp
    So he has no idea
    what makes the Dragger so scary!
[19:20] Mob
    It's a ghost that appears
    on rainy days, right?
[19:22] Mob
    It's not exactly not scary.
[19:24] Reigen
    You don't get it!
[19:26] Reigen
    The Dragger has a grip strength
    of 500 kilograms!
[19:29] Reigen
    Once she grabs you, you can't escape!
[19:31] Reigen
    And she can swim 100 meters in 20 seconds!
[19:33] Mob
    Oh, so that's the kind of character she is.
[19:36] Reigen
    What, you think she's some
    kind of OC or something?
[19:40] Reigen
    You should at least pretend to be
    scared or shocked by these things.
[19:43] Reigen
    This is why nobody clues you in.
[19:45] Mob
    But you used to say that
    I didn't have to be like others.
[19:49] Reigen
    Lip service gains importance
    as you grow up.
[19:55] Shin
    I got injured while I was unconscious?
[19:59] Shin
    Anyway, thanks.
    That was a valuable experience.
[20:02] Shin
    I'm going to the police now to
    talk to them about the flasher.
[20:05] Shin
    Guess this is goodbye.
[20:06] Shin
    Ow!
[20:08] Reigen
    Yeah, take care.
[20:11] Reigen
    Well, I guess we should check out
    Dash Granny before we leave.
[20:23] Reigen
    Looks like we got here at the perfect time.
[20:28] Reigen
    Keep your guard up.
[20:38] Reigen
    There she is! She actually showed up!
[20:40] Reigen
    Mob! Exorcise her!
[20:46] Mob
    Huh? One more time...
[20:51] Mob
    Huh?
[20:52] Dimp
    What's wrong, Shigeo?
[20:53] Reigen
    She's coming! Hey!
[20:55] Mob
    Oh, no... I can't exorcise her...
[20:58] Mob
    The Dragger doesn't even compare...
    She's too powerful.
[21:02] Both
    What?!
[21:04] Reigen
    Hey, come on now...
[21:06] Mob
    What do we do?
[21:07] Reigen
    There's only one thing we can do! Get away!
[21:09] Reigen
    Run!
[21:10] Dimp
    Hey, what happens if she catches up?
[21:12] Reigen
    Apparently, she jumps on your back
    and strangles you to death!
[21:18] Reigen
    Run! Run! She's catching up!
[21:21] Reigen
    Step on it, Mob!
[21:38] Reigen
    Turns out she was just
    some old lady running...
[21:41] Dimp
    Couldn't you have used your powers
    to teleport or something?
[21:46] Reigen
    Why are you crying?
SIGN    Scraped his face
[21:49] Mob
    Because... I run every day...
[21:53] Mob
    But that old lady beat me!
SIGN    Ding...
[21:57] Dimp
    It's not a competition, man.
[21:59] Reigen
    Well, I got that old lady's picture,
[22:02] Reigen
    so I guess our work here's done.
[22:05] Nar
    Dash Granny would become Mob's first
    traumatic experience with urban legends.
SIGN    Some days later
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[22:12] Reigen
    It's finally done!
[22:14] Reigen
    Take a look, Mob.
[22:15] Reigen
    Now we'll get even more jobs!
[22:19] Dimp
    What is this?
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
SIGN    The star psychic of the 21st century
    who defeated the Dragger
SIGN    Welcome to
    Reigen Arataka's
    homepage!
SIGN    You're the number
SIGN    visitor to this page.
SIGN    It's shady as hell!
[23:55] Reigen
    Yes! I'm getting one job after another
     because of my webpage!
[23:59] Reigen
    But wait, Mob's been acting a bit weird.
[24:01] Reigen
    What's wrong, Mob?
[24:03] Reigen
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 II Episode 3:
[24:05] Reigen
    "One Danger After Another
    Degeneration."
[24:07] Reigen
    Recording it? That's also a wise decision.
SIGN    One Danger After Another
    Degeneration