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SIGN    North Entrance Ticketing
[00:05] Mob
    Good morning, Master.
[00:08] Reigen
    Hey, Mob. A bit chilly out today, isn't it?
[00:11] Reigen
    Looks like you're all set, Ritsu.
[00:13] Reigen
    Didn't know you were so excited
    about hot springs.
[00:15] Ritsu
    This is nothing, really.
[00:17] Ritsu
    Anyway, thanks for inviting me
    along as well, I guess...
[00:20] Reigen
    You could at least try to
    sound like you mean it.
[00:23] Seri
    Good morning, everyone.
[00:25] Reigen
    Hey, Serizawa.
[00:27] Reigen
    Uh, how long do you think this trip is?
[00:29] Reigen
    We're staying one night. Just one.
[00:31] Seri
    Oh, sorry...
[00:33] Seri
    I figured I'd bring some stuff just in case,
    and now here I am.
[00:37] Dimp
    And why do you look so beat
    when we haven't even started the trip?
[00:42] Seri
    Well, I was so anxious last night
    that I couldn't sleep a wink.
[00:46] Seri
    I haven't gone on holiday
    in twenty years...
[00:48] Mob
    I totally understand.
[00:49] Mob
    I'd have trouble sleeping on the nights
    before field trips, too.
[00:53] Reigen
    Ahem! Listen up, all of you.
[00:55] Reigen
    While this is a trip to the hot springs,
    we're going for work.
[00:59] Reigen
    And you, Serizawa!
[01:01] Reigen
    You're still a trainee!
[01:04] Reigen
    Don't get too excited.
[01:05] Seri
    Y-Yes, sir! I'm terribly sorry!
[01:08] Reigen
    Now start handing these out.
SIGN    The First Spirits and Such Company Trip
     A Journey that Mends the Heart and Heals the Soul
SIGN    Trip guide
    Date: 1/7
    Published by: Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[01:12] Seri
    Wh-What is this?
[01:15] Reigen
    Our trip guide.
[01:16] Dimp
    You're the most excited one here.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
SIGN    Two
    Days
    Ago
[01:20] Reigen
    Ibogami Hot Springs?
    I'm afraid I've never heard of it.
[01:23] (Flashback) matron
    Ibogami Hot Springs can be found deep
    in the mountains of Zebra Prefecture.
[01:27] (Flashback) matron
    Some might say it's a hidden gem.
[01:29] (Flashback) Matron
    My family runs an inn there
    that's been in business for a century.
[01:32] (Flashback) Matron
    We were quite popular with
    hot springs enthusiasts,
[01:35] (Flashback) Matron
    but lately, because of some reviews,
     our business has tanked.
[01:40] (Flashback) Reigen
    Ah...
SIGN    Ibogami Hot Springs Reviews
    
    Reviewer 03/02 17:10:41
     It was the worst. Never going again.
    I ended up in a parallel world.
    
    Reviewer 01/15 10:32:51
    Ibogami Hot Springs is bad news.
    It was just exhausting.
    
    Reviewer 12/26 16:48:40
    The hot springs were fine, but I was exhausted by the time I got there.
    This ended up the worst trip ever.
    
    Reviewer 11/06 18:25:14
    I was immediately exhausted. Never going again.
[01:42] (Flashback) Reigen
    I see... A parallel world, eh?
[01:46] (Flashback) Matron
    At first, I just thought someone
    had a grudge against us.
[01:49] (Flashback) Matron
    But when guests would show up at our inn,
[01:51] (Flashback) Matron
    so many of them seemed completely exhausted.
[01:55] (Flashback) Matron
    They all claimed that
    they wandered into a parallel world.
[01:59] (Flashback) Matron
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
     I caught a cold recently...
[02:04] (Flashback) Matron
    If this keeps up, our inn will be finished.
[02:06] (Flashback) Matron
    Please help us, Master Reigen.
[02:10] Reigen
    Ibogami Village in Zebra Prefecture, huh?
[02:13] Reigen
    That's pretty far.
[02:14] Reigen
    Plus, they might just be trying
    to make themselves feel better
[02:17] Reigen
    by blaming a "parallel world"
    for their falling popularity.
[02:19] (Flashback) Matron
    Of course, we'll pay for your
    travel expenses along with your fee.
[02:24] (Flashback) Matron
    And we'll provide accommodations
    at our inn as well.
[02:27] (Flashback) Matron
    We'll welcome you with open arms
[02:28] (Flashback) Matron
    and serve you dinner with
    nothing but local ingredients.
[02:32] (Flashback) Reigen
    How many people can I take with me?
[02:34] (Flashback) Matron
    Huh?
[02:35] (Flashback) Reigen
    Ah, well... Ahem.
[02:38] (Flashback) Reigen
    Very well.
[02:39] (Flashback) Reigen
    I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job!
SIGN    Mob Psycho
SIGN    m 0 0 l -1 -1 l -1 -10 l 6 -17 l 11 -17 l 18 -10 l 18 -1 l 17 0
SIGN     First
    Spirits and Such
    Company Trip
SIGN    A Journey that Mends the Heart and Heals the Soul
SIGN    Hometown Shop
SIGN    Zebra Meigetsu
[03:08] Reigen
    Hey, this mountain veggie bento is great!
[03:11] Ritsu
    I'm pretty sure you bought too much.
[03:13] Reigen
    Well, she said she'd pay for
    all our travel expenses, so why not?
[03:18] Dimp
    You're such a trashy bastard.
[03:21] Rei
    Come on, loosen up already, Serizawa.
[03:25] Seri
    Y-Yes, sir.
[03:26] Seri
    But I'm still just a trainee...
[03:30] Rei
    I know what I said earlier,
[03:32] Rei
    but this trip is also a way
    to welcome you to the company.
[03:34] Rei
    You don't have to worry about
    doing anything this trip.
[03:38] Rei
    You just need to carefully watch us work.
[03:41] Seri
    Yes, sir...
[03:42] Rei
    Go on, have one. They're great.
SIGN    Things not to do list 1 •Do not turn down anything your boss offers you!! •Do not sleep while working •No being late!
[03:49] Seri
    In that case... I'll gratefully take one.
[03:52] Ritsu
    This seems like a school trip,
    so it's pretty fun.
[03:55] Ritsu
    Right, Nii-san?
[03:56] Mob
    Yeah.
[03:57] Rei
    A school trip, huh? That takes me back.
[04:00] Rei
    Playing cards, having pillow fights,
    testing everyone's courage...
[04:03] Dimp
    I don't mind setting up
    a test of courage tonight, you know?
[04:07] Rei
    Give me a break. We're not in grade school.
[04:20] Ritsu
    I'm gonna run to the restroom.
[04:22] Mob
    Oh, me too.
    I've been holding it for a while now.
[04:25] Ritsu
    Then you can use it first, Nii-san.
[04:27] ---
    Let's go.
[04:30] Rei
    Now that my belly's full, I'm getting sleepy.
[04:32] Rei
    Wake me up when we get there.
[04:34] Seri
    Y-Yes, sir!
SIGN    Ibogami Tunnel
[05:19] Rei
    Damn it, Serizawa.
[05:21] Rei
    I told you to wake me up.
[05:27] Rei
    Huh?
[05:32] Rei
    Ow, ow, ow...
[05:34] Rei
    Ah, I see... This must be Mob's doing.
[05:40] Seri
    I'm so sorry! You told me to
    wake you up, but I fell asleep!
[05:44] Seri
    What in the world is this?
[05:46] Rei
    Welp, guess it's time to reveal the trick.
[05:50] Rei
    Hey, Mob. Quit hiding and come out.
[05:54] Rei
    Did you really think something
    like this would scare me?
[05:56] Rei
    Dimple put you up to it, didn't he?
[05:59] Rei
    He was talking about
    a test of courage earlier.
[06:02] Rei
    That's enough now. You're such a kid.
[06:10] Rei
    Huh? Wait, I went that way, right?
[06:13] Rei
    What the heck are you doing here?
[06:15] Seri
    Well, uh...
[06:16] Rei
    Really? You're in cahoots with them, too?
[06:18] Seri
    No, I—
[06:19] Rei
    Yeah, yeah, I got it. Don't worry.
[06:23] Rei
    You don't have to say a thing.
[06:26] Rei
    Jeez...
[06:27] Rei
    Don't underestimate how smart
    us adults can be...
SIGN    Things not to do list 2 •When the boss makes a move, "Wait and watch." •The first 15 seconds are key to making a good first impression!
[06:45] Seri
    Um, Reigen-san...
[06:47] Rei
    Yeah?! What's up, Serizawa?
[06:49] Seri
    I'm pretty sure this is the parallel world
    the matron mentioned.
[06:58] Rei
    Precisely. Excellent observation.
[07:01] Rei
    You get points for staying alert
    even on vacation.
[07:05] Seri
    Th... Thank you!
SIGN    No signal
[07:13] Ann
    Next is our last stop, Ibogami Hot Springs.
    Ibogami Hot Springs.
[07:22] Dimp
    Nothing weird even happened.
[07:25] Ritsu
    Reigen-san and Serizawa-san didn't wake up.
[07:28] Mob
    They must be really tired.
[07:31] Hana
    Hey.
[07:33] Hana
    I've been waiting for you guys.
[07:34] Mob
    Hanazawa-kun.
[07:35] Ritsu
    You're rather early.
[07:37] Teru
    Since you were kind enough to invite me,
    I thought I'd scout the area first.
[07:42] Teru
    Those two are fast asleep.
[07:44] Teru
    I wanted to thank Reigen-san.
[07:47] Mob
    He was working really late
    last night, apparently.
SIGN    Hidden Gem
SIGN    Ibogami Hot Springs
[07:50] Dimp
    I bet he was just making those guides.
SIGN    Hot Spring
    Longevity Inn
[07:55] Matron
    My, my...
SIGN    Hidden Gem Ibogami Hot Springs
[07:56] Matron
    Welcome.
[07:58] Matron
    We've been waiting for you.
[08:00] Matron
    I hope you had no troubles on your way here.
[08:03] Mob
    Yeah, it went pretty smoothly.
[08:05] Matron
    Oh, thank goodness. Please, come in.
[08:10] Ritsu
    Wow... This is amazing.
[08:13] Dimp
    It's faint, but I do feel a
    spiritual presence here.
[08:17] Matron
    You can start your investigation
    in the morning.
[08:19] Matron
    Please, just enjoy your stay tonight.
[08:22] Teru
    Apparently, this inn's
    been around for a while.
[08:26] Ritsu
    That must be why it has such
    an elegant atmosphere.
[08:29] Ritsu
    A god named... Ibogami?
[08:31] Teru
    Oh, right.
[08:33] Teru
    There used to be a hole around here
    that led to another world,
[08:36] Teru
    but a god called "Ibogami-sama"
    sealed it up, apparently.
[08:40] Teru
    Then Ibogami-sama's devotees
    created these hot springs,
[08:44] Teru
    and have worshiped the god for generations.
[08:46] Ritsu
    Huh...
[08:51] Ritsu
    This room's so pretty.
[08:53] Mob
    Ritsu, look.
[08:56] Ritsu
    Wow...
[08:57] Ritsu
    What a great view, Nii-san!
[09:05] Mob
    This feels so nice.
[09:07] Ritsu
    Yeah. The atmosphere is great, too.
[09:09] Dimp
    By the way, how's the top of
    Hanazawa's head looking lately?
[09:15] Dimp
    Can't see it...
[09:16] Ritsu
    N-Nii-san, apparently there's
    an outdoor bath, too.
[09:20] Ritsu
    Why don't we check it out?
[09:38] Teru
    This is the life.
[09:49] Rei
    No matter how much I run... It's no use...
[09:52] Seri
    It definitely seems to be some kind of loop.
[09:55] Rei
    You seem calm, all things
    considered, Serizawa...
[09:57] Seri
    I was a shut-in for so long that enclosed
    spaces such as this put me at ease.
[10:03] Rei
    I see. Good, then.
[10:05] Rei
    I wouldn't be able to concentrate
    if you started freaking out.
[10:10] Rei
    This is really bad...
[10:12] Rei
    Mob's not here, and we may
    never be able to return...
SIGN    Things not to do list 3
    •Keep replies short and quick.
    •If your boss seems troubled,
    try reaching out to them!
    Just make sure you don't wound their pride.
[10:20] Seri
    Are you troubled?
[10:22] Rei
    No! This is no trouble at all!
[10:25] Rei
    I'm just being careful with my investigation
[10:27] Rei
    so I can find the cause
    and banish it forever!
[10:30] Seri
    I see.
[10:31] Rei
    If you understand,
    leave the investigating to me.
[10:34] Rei
    You do whatever you can.
[10:37] Seri
    Yes, sir.
[10:48] Seri
    Oh, I see.
[10:49] Seri
    Reigen-san and I fell asleep.
    That's how we ended up over there.
[10:53] Matron
    This is our inn's renowned Ibogami
    Dinner with Ibo's bounty.
[10:59] Mob
    This looks so good.
SIGN    Fried items: Salt-grilled Ibodai Butterfish, Baked Ibogami Village Apples, Paprika & Cucumbers, Rock Butterfish Nanbanzuke
    Hot Pot: Local Chicken, Tofu, Shungiku, Nagaibo, White Ibo, and White Maitake Hot Pot
    Stewed Items: Koya Tofu, Carrots, Ibo, and Herring; Konbu-wrapped Butterfish
    Sashimi: Butterfish Sashimi
    Soup: Soup with Ibo Meatballs
[11:00] Dimp
    Everything's got Ibo-something...
[11:02] Matron
    Please enjoy your meal.
[11:07] Teru
    Ah, Serizawa-san.
[11:09] Seri
    Wow, that all looks delicious. I'm starving.
[11:12] All
    Let's eat.
[11:16] Rei
    Man, and here I thought
    it was a juicy deal...
[11:19] Rei
    Why is this happening to me?
[11:22] dimp
    Should that jerk be sleeping right now?
[11:25] Seri
    He was doing his best, so I thought
    I probably shouldn't wake him up.
[11:29] Seri
    Reigen-san is such a hard worker.
[11:31] Mob
    Yes, I agree.
[11:33] Seri
    Wow, Ibo-style deer sashimi?
[11:38] Ritsu
    Nii-san, have you tried this yet?
[11:40] Ritsu
    Ibogami-style baked apples, apparently.
[11:43] Mob
    They're so juicy!
[11:46] Ritsu
    This salt-grilled Ibodai butterfish
    is also plump and delicious.
[11:50] Rei
    So this is all the food I have on hand...
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[12:01] Rei
    Oh, Serizawa. How'd it go?
[12:03] Seri
    Well, it was really delicious!
[12:06] Rei
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[12:08] Rei
    I'm asking if you figured anything out.
[12:12] Seri
    S-Sorry about that!
[12:14] Seri
    It appears that you and I were taken into
    this dimension because we fell asleep.
[12:19] Rei
    I knew it.
[12:20] Rei
    Anything else?
[12:22] Seri
    Well, this is giving me a nostalgia trip
    because it's straight out of a retro game.
[12:27] Seri
    I first saw this in a single-screen game
    featuring a pair of plumbers.
[12:32] Seri
    Many moons later,
[12:34] Seri
    it made a reappearance
    in a classic RPG's dungeon.
[12:37] Seri
    I think that was gaming's heyday,
    and the best days of my life.
[12:41] Seri
    These days, it's just...
[12:44] Rei
    Yeah, yeah, I got it. Don't say any more.
[12:47] Rei
    Anyway, this is your share.
[12:50] Seri
    Right... Thank you very much.
[12:52] Rei
    Make sure you eat that sparingly.
[12:54] Rei
    Something tells me we've already
    been here for over two days.
[12:58] Rei
    At this rate, we may starve to death...
    Granted, I'd never let that happen.
[13:02] Rei
    But just in case.
[13:11] Seri
    I'm going to go take a bath.
[13:14] Rei
    He's starting to lose it.
[13:20] Seri
    Hot springs are the best.
[13:27] Seri
    Wow.
[13:30] Rei
    What the hell?
[13:32] Rei
    What was he even going to do with this?
SIGN    Mobpis
[13:36] Girl
    Here, have this.
[13:38] Guy
    For you, because you're always
    doing your best!
SIGN    Capybara Baby Born
[13:41] Teru
    By the way, Kageyama-kun,
    do you have anyone you like?
[13:41] News
    A baby capybara was born at
    a zoo in Seasoning City.
[13:44] Teru
    Maybe someone from your class,
    or maybe your club?
[13:45] News
    Many families came to see
    the cute little critter.
[13:47] Mob
    Om, om, om...
SIGN    Om
    Om
    Om
[13:50] Teru
    There's no need to be embarrassed.
[13:51] News
    Capybaras are giant rodents
    that live in the Amazon,
[13:52] Teru
    Oh, right.
[13:53] Teru
    Someone from Salt Middle dropped by
    Reigen-san's office the other day.
[13:54] News
    and the sex of the babies cannot be determined
    until they're about three months old.
[13:57] Teru
    I'm pretty sure her name was...
[13:57] News
    This one seems to be a
    bit larger than average.
[13:58] Ritsu
    So, what about you, Serizawa-san?!
[14:01] Seri
    Huh, m-me?!
[14:03] Seri
    The only woman I've talked to in the
    last twenty years is my mother.
[14:06] News
    Since capybaras don't
    handle the cold very well,
[14:08] Ritsu
    I'm so sorry about this.
[14:09] News
    the booth where they're on display
    has a heater and heated floors,
SIGN    Om
    Om
    Om
[14:09] Dimp
    Why's a middle schooler asking a 29-year-old
     that question? For crying out loud...
[14:13] News
    and the room is set to maintain a
    temperature of 15 degrees Celsius...
[14:15] Reigen
    I'm screwed...
[14:18] Rei
    Guess I've gotta go for my last resort.
[14:30] Rei
    Hey, this doesn't seem so bad...
[14:50] Rei
    You can't be serious!
SIGN    IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII III
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SIGN    |
SIGN    |
SIGN    |
SIGN    |
SIGN    Reigen Arataka was here
SIGN    Happy Trip Journal
[15:11] Seri
    Wow...
[15:13] seri
    Um, the matron made some rice balls
    with Ibodai butterfish rice—
[15:16] rei
    Serizawa-san!
[15:17] Rei
    Where the heck did you go?!
    I was looking for you!
[15:20] Seri
    Uh... S-Sorry about that.
[15:23] Seri
    I took a bath in the hot springs
    over there and watched some TV...
[15:25] Rei
    Thank goodness...
[15:27] Rei
    I'm so happy you came back safe...
[15:29] Seri
    Thank goodness. I thought
    he was going to yell at me.
[15:32] Seri
    So, were you able to find out
    what caused this?
[15:35] Rei
    No, not yet.
[15:37] Rei
    I think I'm nearing my limit, though.
[15:44] Seri
    Oh, hey... Please, help yourself.
[15:48] Rei
    Huh?
[15:55] Seri
    Here you go.
[16:00] Rei
    I feel alive again!
[16:01] Rei
    Wait, hang on a sec.
[16:03] Rei
    Where the hell did you get this?
[16:05] Rei
    Also, why are you dressed like that?
[16:07] Seri
    Uh, I got the rice balls from the room,
    and these are pajamas from the inn...
[16:14] Rei
    What? You're able to go there?
[16:18] Seri
    Yes.
[16:18] Rei
    Okay, seriously!
[16:21] Rei
    Why the hell didn't you take me with you?!
[16:27] Seri
    I-I'm sorry...
[16:29] Seri
    The book I read about business etiquette
    said to just follow boss's orders.
[16:34] Rei
    So that's why you went
    back and forth by yourself?
[16:36] Seri
    Y-Yes...
[16:41] Rei
    Calm down. Don't get angry at a newbie.
[16:45] Rei
    He's just incredibly awkward.
[16:48] Rei
    Listen up, Serizawa.
[16:50] Rei
    Reading the business manuals
    of the world is important,
[16:52] Rei
    but what's more important
    is to think for yourself.
[16:58] Rei
    You're no longer anybody's slave
    or a shut-in.
[17:03] Seri
    R-Right...
[17:05] Seri
    Please, let me help you somehow.
[17:08] Rei
    In that case, could you...
[17:10] Rei
    Bring Mob here?
[17:11] Seri
    Yes, sir!
[17:14] Teru
    Wow, this is intense.
[17:16] Ritsu
    This place is a mess.
SIGN    Reigen Arataka was here
[17:19] Ritsu
    What's this?
[17:22] Mob
    What's wrong, Master?
    Why do you look like that?
[17:25] Rei
    W-Well, you know...
[17:27] Rei
    I was just trying to find out
    what was causing this phenomenon.
[17:31] Dimp
    Heh, you probably got all depressed
    because you couldn't get out.
[17:34] Rei
    All right! All of you work together
    to destroy this dimension!
[17:38] Seri
    Huh? But weren't you going to
    find out what's causing it?
[17:40] Rei
    I don't care about that anymore!
[17:41] Rei
    The answer is I have no idea
    what's causing this!
[17:44] Rei
    Listen, this world is filled with things
    that are incomprehensible to the human brain!
[17:49] Rei
    Remember that!
[17:51] Teru
    But the cause is right there.
[17:53] Teru
    Isn't it?
[17:53] Mob
    Yeah, I feel some kind of
    energy from that mountain.
[17:56] Seri
    Oh, so it was that.
[17:58] Ritsu
    Should we try getting closer to it?
[18:13] Ritsu
    There's something on the
    other side of the mountain.
[18:16] Rei
    The hell is that?
[18:18] Dimp
    I'm pretty sure I've seen
    this shape before...
[18:22] Mob
    Oh, it's Ibogami-sama.
[18:24] (Flashback) Teru
    There used to be a hole around here
    that led to another world,
[18:26] (Flashback) Teru
    but a god called "Ibogami-sama"
    sealed it up, apparently.
[18:30] Ritsu
    So this mountain is Ibogami-sama...
[18:33] Seri
    And because of that sticky stuff out there,
    Ibogami-sama's powers are weakening.
[18:38] Rei
    Congratulations, Serizawa-kun.
[18:40] Rei
    You pass. Excellent work figuring it out.
[18:42] Rei
    Yes. That sticky substance is what's
    causing this supernatural phenomenon.
[18:46] Seri
    Huh? But you just said you didn't
    know what was causing this...
[18:50] Rei
    You fool! I was just testing you!
[18:53] Rei
    I was testing you to see
    if you could figure it out!
[18:56] Rei
    Well, now that the test is over,
    let's get the heck outta here.
[18:59] Rei
    Get rid of that sticky stuff.
[19:45] Dimp
    Gross! It's salty!
[19:47] Dimp
    Where have I encountered this before?
[20:04] Rei
    I'm back!
[20:07] Matron
    I'm so sick of this...
[20:09] Matron
    Wait, my nose feels better.
[20:12] Matron
    I wonder why.
[20:14] Matron
    How strange.
[20:17] Dimp
    Wriggle.
[20:23] Dimp
    So that's it.
SIGN    Ibogami
    Hot
    Springs
[20:25] Rei
    Wha? A wart in her nose?
[20:28] Dimp
    Yeah.
[20:29] Dimp
    The family of matrons,
    having worshiped Ibogami for generations,
[20:34] Dimp
    probably developed psychic powers
    without even noticing.
[20:37] Dimp
    That power was sealing
    the entrance to the parallel world.
[20:41] Rei
    And that power was weakened
    because she caught a cold.
[20:44] Dimp
    Yeah... Because her powers were weakened,
[20:47] Dimp
    the entrance to the other world opened,
[20:48] Dimp
    and if you fell asleep inside
    the Ibogami Tunnel, you got sucked in.
[20:54] Rei
    What the hell?
[20:55] Rei
    Psychic powers will always be a mystery.
[21:00] Mob
    We got to go into the hot springs
    and eat delicious food today.
[21:04] Mob
    I'm glad we came.
[21:05] Seri
    I never knew going on
    vacation was so much fun.
[21:08] Rei
    Oh? Is that so?
[21:11] Rei
    All right, then. Wanna have a pillow fight?
[21:14] Rei
    I slept so much during the day,
[21:15] Rei
    I don't think I'll fall asleep any time soon.
[21:18] Ritsu
    Well, I'm tired.
[21:19] Teru
    It's late, so why don't we hit the hay?
[21:21] Rei
    You guys are middle school kids.
    Stop sounding like old people.
[21:24] Rei
    Come on. Pillow fight time.
[21:27] Ritsu
    Reigen-san, behave yourself.
[21:29] Seri
    Um... I'll join you if that's an order...
[21:32] Rei
    Wh-What the hell is your problem?
[21:34] Rei
    Talk about party poopers!
    I was just kidding, anyway.
[21:37] Dimp
    After you rolled up your sleeves? Please.
[21:40] Rei
    Shut up and go to bed.
[21:42] All
    Right. Goodnight.
[21:47] Rei
    Yeah... I can't sleep at all.
[21:51] Rei
    So yeah, I took care of
    the parallel world situation for you.
[21:56] Rei
    I think you'll be okay now.
[21:58] Rei
    But if you ever need anything again,
    please give me a call.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office The New Star of the Spiritual World
[22:02] Rei
    If you bring in my business card
    next time, you'll get five percent off.
[22:07] Matron
    Oh, my... You're wonderful, Master Reigen.
[22:10] Matron
    Now we can continue business
    at our inn without worrying.
SIGN    Ibogami
[22:15] Matron
    Thank you very much.
[22:18] Rei
    Oh, also... If something like this
    ever happens again, please drink this.
SIGN    Prayer Pills
SIGN    runny noses
[22:23] Rei
    They're special pills imbued
    with my spiritual energy.
[22:26] Rei
    It's a medicine that'll make
    Ibogami-sama's powers stronger.
[22:29] Matron
    Thank you so much for your consideration.
[22:31] Rei
    Just doing my job.
[22:34] Matron
    Have a wonderful day!
[22:36] Matron
    Please be careful getting home!
[22:41] Rei
    Here you go.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office Assistant
[22:42] Rei
    Since we moved locations,
    I had new business cards made.
[22:46] Mob
    But I'm only part-time. Is it okay
    for me to have business cards?
[22:49] Rei
    It's fine. Just take them.
[22:51] Mob
    Thank you so much.
[22:53] Dimp
    These business cards just scream "poor."
[22:55] Ritsu
    Nii-san, I wouldn't go around
     giving those to people.
[22:59] Rei
    And Serizawa, here are your business cards.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office Apprentice
[23:03] Seri
    A-Are you sure?
[23:05] Rei
    Yeah. Starting today,
    you're officially one of us.
[23:08] Rei
    Better keep working hard.
[23:10] Seri
    Y-Yes, sir! I'll do my best!
[23:13] Rei
    You guys want some, too?
[23:15] Dimp
    No.
[23:16] Ritsu
    No, thank you.
[23:16] Teru
    Nah, I'm good.
[23:25] Matron
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Mother.
[23:29] Old
    What? Did your cold get better?
[23:33] Matron
    It did. It just suddenly
    went away last night.
[23:37] Matron
    You should be careful too, Mother.
[23:38] Old
    Ibogami-sama will protect us.
[23:43] Old
    Oh, goodness me. Did I catch her cold?