E9 - Mob 1 ~Moving~

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[00:01] (Flashback) Young Mob
    Look, Tsubomi-chan.
[00:03] (Flashback) Young Mob
    When you make frogs float,
    they start swimming.
[00:06] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
    Wow, how cute.
[00:08] (Flashback) Young Mob
    I can make the bar all squishy.
[00:11] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
    You're amazing, Mob-kun.
[00:17] (Flashback) Young Mob
    That's the evening chime. Let's go home.
[00:19] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
    That was so much fun!
[00:31] Mob
    Oh... it was just a dream.
SIGN    Mob Psycho
SIGN    Mob 1
     Moving
[02:13] Students
    Happy New Year!
[02:14] Students
    Did you go somewhere during break?
[02:17] Students
    My grandma's place.
[02:20] Ritsu
    Did you finish it?
[02:21] Mob
    Yeah, I did.
[02:28] Homeroom Teacher
    Happy New Year.
[02:30] Homeroom Teacher
    We start the third term today.
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Future
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Future Prospects
SIGN    2nd-Year Kageyama Shigeo
[02:32] Teacher
    I'll be collecting your
    homework from winter break
[02:34] Teacher
    after the opening assembly today.
SIGN    Basic Middle School English Drills
SIGN    Middle
    School
    Math 2
[02:38] Teacher
    You all need to get over
    the winter-break slump
[02:40] Teacher
    and start studying for your entrance exams.
SIGN    Opening
    
    Assembly
[02:43] Teacher
    Make sure you all work hard together
    while you're still classmates.
[02:45] Mob
    Oh, the class shuffles.
[02:48] Mob
    Maybe when I become a third-year,
    I'll be in the same class as Tsubomi-chan.
[02:52] Teacher
    Oh, I have one more announcement to make.
[02:55] Teacher
    Takane Tsubomi-san from Class 3
    will be moving next month.
[03:01] Mob
    What?
[03:02] Mob
    Huh? Moving...?
[03:06] Mob
    Wait, what?
[03:08] Mob
    This is so sudden that
    my head can't keep up.
[03:11] Mob
    What?
[03:12] Mob
    I mean, I was planning to tell her how I
    feel after entrance exam season was over.
[03:16] Mob
    But... I mean... I was still
    supposed to have another year...
[03:20] Mob
    No, really, wait...
[03:22] Mob
    I haven't... I haven't even
    gotten to do anything yet.
[03:25] Mob
    Nothing's... happened.
[03:30] Mob
    I need to... ask her out.
[03:34] Homeroom Teacher
    What's the matter, Kageyama?
    Did you forget your homework?
[03:37] Mob
    Uh, no...
[03:40] Inukawa
    Oh, right...
[03:42] Inukawa
    Mob feels a certain way about Takane-san.
SIGN    I need to ask her out...
[03:46] Inukawa
    But...
SIGN    I need to ask her out...
[03:47] Male student A
    I need to ask her out.
SIGN    I need to ask her out...
SIGN    I need to ask her out...
[03:48] Male student B
    I need to ask her out.
[03:48] Male student C
    I need to ask her out.
[03:49] Male Student D
    I need to ask her out.
[03:50] Male student E
    I need to ask her out.
[03:51] Inukawa
    She's the top idol at this school.
[03:54] Inukawa
    How are you gonna take on
    all of these rivals, Mob?
SIGN    Body Improvement Club
[04:03] Onigawara
    A-Ask her out?!
[04:07] Mob
    Yes...
[04:08] Musashi
    Are you sane, Kageyama?!
[04:10] Mob
    So...
[04:13] Mob
    I was hoping you could tell
    me your experiences,
[04:14] Mob
    or how to make sure I don't upset her...
[04:16] Mob
    Advice like that!
SIGN    Burn that fat!
[04:18] Musashi
    Experiences?
[04:21] Onigawara
    Kageyama!
[04:23] Onigawara
    You're the shadow leader at Salt Middle!
[04:25] Onigawara
    Grow a pair! Show her what
    White T Poison's made of!
[04:30] Mob
    Sorry?
[04:31] Onigawara
    Er, just... You know...
[04:33] Onigawara
    Show her White T Poison's... uh, made of...
[04:40] Musashi
    Kageyama... Take off your clothes.
[04:43] Mob
    Huh? Okay.
[04:52] Mob
    Ow...
[04:53] Musashi
    You're developing some
    excellent muscles there!
[04:56] Musashi
    The experience you're looking for
    has accumulated in those!
[04:59] Musashi
    We're seeing the fruits of your labor!
[05:01] Musashi
    I'm sure that the person you
    have in mind will tell you
[05:04] Musashi
    that your muscles are worthy!
[05:07] Mob
    Thank you! Very much!
[05:09] Musashi
    Let us also strive for new heights and train!
[05:12] Body Improvement Club
    Yeah!
[05:16] Musashi
    Body Improvement!
[05:18] Body improvement Club
    Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
    Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[05:28] Mob
    Um...
[05:29] Mob
    Could I get some advice
    on asking her out...?
[05:32] Mob
    I'd really appreciate it...
[05:33] Mob
    Um...
[05:36] Takenaka
    Like the Telepathy Club could actually give
    you advice about asking someone out.
[05:39] Mob
    Oh, good point.
[05:41] Tome
    Uh, hello?!
[05:43] Takenaka
    But man, I can't believe
    Takane-san is moving.
[05:45] Takenaka
    I've had a crush on her for a while.
[05:48] Takenaka
    Maybe I'll try asking her out, too.
[05:52] Mob
    Takenaka-kun, are you planning
    on reading Tsubomi-chan's mind?
[05:56] Takenaka
    That would never work for too long,
[05:58] Takenaka
    and I don't plan on taking out my earplugs.
[06:00] Mob
    But if you read a girl's mind,
    you could be super popular...
[06:03] Mob
    according to Tome-san.
[06:06] Takenaka
    What the heck would President Kurata
    know about how a girl feels?
[06:10] Tome
    Okay, that's enough, you two!
[06:12] Tome
    You sure are running your
    mouths while I was frozen
[06:14] Tome
    trying to figure out what
    the heck's going on.
[06:17] Tome
    You're asking her out?
[06:19] Tome
    Mob-kun, are you seriously
    serious about it this time?
[06:22] Mob
    Yes.
[06:23] Tome
    I see. All right, then.
[06:26] Tome
    I'll give you a piece of very good advice.
[06:30] Tome
    You should definitely change
    up your hairstyle!
[06:32] Tome
    I'll keep the rest of what
    I want to say to myself!
[06:35] Inukawa
    Sorry, we can't really offer advice,
    so we'll just support you from afar.
[06:41] Kijibayashi
    I wish you the best.
[06:42] Saruta
    You've got this, Kageyama-senpai!
[06:45] Male Student F
    U-Um, Tsubomi-chan...
[06:48] Male student F
    I wanted to talk to you about
    something. Is that okay?
[06:52] Male student F
    I-I wuv you...
[06:53] Male student F
    I wuv you, Tsubomi-chan.
    Please go out with me!
[06:56] Tsubomi
    I'm sorry.
[06:57] Male student F
    B-But why?
[06:58] Tsubomi
    Oh, do I really need to
    tell you the reason?
[07:03] Tsubomi
    I mean, I have absolutely
    no interest in you...
[07:05] Male Student F
    S-Sorry!
[07:13] Tsubomi
    Jeez... There's still that many?
[07:16] Tsubomi
    I don't even know most of these people.
[07:20] Tsubomi
    What a pain.
[07:36] Mezato
    What are you doing, Mob-kun?
[07:38] Mezato
    Takane-san's not in class anymore.
[07:41] Mob
    Oh! Did she go home already?!
[07:43] Mob
    I see... She went home...
[07:46] Mob
    Then, I guess I'll just have
    to give up for today.
[07:49] Mob
    Oh, well. I'll just have
    to try another day...
SIGN    Sliiiiiiiiiiide
[07:53] Mezato
    She's behind the school.
[07:55] Mob
    Behind the school?
    What's she doing there?
[07:58] Mezato
    While you've been wasting your time here,
[08:00] Mezato
    all the other boys have
    been asking her out.
[08:04] Mob
    Say what now?
[08:06] Mob
    I-I-I better go...
[08:07] Sfx
    Tup Tup Tup Tup Tup
[08:08] Mezato
    If you go right now,
    she's gonna reject you!
[08:11] Mezato
    It's like some weird factory assembly line
    that's producing a bunch of broken-hearted lads.
[08:16] Mezato
    You'll just get caught up in all that,
    and she'll say no to you, too.
[08:24] Mob
    Mezato-san...
[08:25] Mob
    Do you think I should cut my hair?
[08:28] Mezato
    Huh? Wait, why your hair?
[08:30] Mob
    What kind of guys do girls like?
[08:35] Mezato
    He's starting to consider
    more than just "work out"!
[08:38] Mezato
    First, you need to be a gentleman.
[08:40] Mezato
    You should always mind your manners
    around all of your girl classmates.
[08:44] Mezato
    Also, you need to be considerate.
[08:47] Mezato
    You need to be dependable,
    lend an ear to her problems,
[08:50] Mezato
    and make her think she can
    talk about anything.
[08:52] Mezato
    If you can be that accepting,
[08:55] Mezato
    you might just be able to
    handle Takane-san, as well.
[08:59] Mob
    I'd be able to handle her?
[09:01] Mezato
    Yeah.
[09:03] Mezato
    It seems as though most of the guys just
    like her because of her appearance,
[09:07] Mezato
    but I'm pretty sure she's
    hiding how she really feels.
[09:10] Mezato
    It'll be up to you to be able
    to handle who she really is.
[09:14] Mezato
    Though, I honestly don't know what
    the big fuss is over Takane-san.
[09:18] Mob
    Huh?
[09:20] Mezato
    I mean, she doesn't seem
    to trust anyone at all.
[09:23] Mezato
    I'm pretty sure she has no
    interest in other people.
[09:26] Mob
    How do you know that?
[09:28] Mezato
    You can tell just by seeing
    how she acts every day.
[09:31] Mezato
    Actually, how can you not tell?
[09:33] Mezato
    You should learn to view other people from
    a different angle every now and then.
[09:41] Mezato
    Say, Mob-kun...
[09:42] Mezato
    What exactly do you like about her?
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:49] Reigen
    So... You couldn't respond
    to that question,
[09:51] Reigen
    you couldn't go behind the school,
    and you can't fully concentrate on work.
[09:56] Reigen
    Come on, now, Mob-kun.
[09:58] Reigen
    Don't go bringing this
    puppy love nonsense to work.
[10:01] Reigen
    Of course middle schoolers fall
    in love just by appearances.
[10:04] Reigen
    I understand why you want to
    believe you're different,
[10:07] Reigen
    but in the end, men are simple creatures.
[10:11] Reigen
    Am I right, Serizawa?
[10:13] Serizawa
    Er, I didn't go to school, so I'm not sure.
[10:16] Reigen
    You must've at least had a girl you liked.
[10:19] Serizawa
    No... I can't say that there was.
[10:21] Reigen
    Not even one?
[10:23] Reigen
    Come on, don't be bashful at your age.
[10:27] Reigen
    No, wait. Are you actually serious?
[10:30] Serizawa
    I'm honestly envious that
    you have someone you like.
[10:33] Serizawa
    If your feelings for her don't change,
    despite what anyone says...
[10:38] Serizawa
    that means your feelings are true, right?
[10:41] Serizawa
    Then I don't think you have to
    put your reasoning into words.
[10:46] Reigen
    Yes, exactly! That's exactly
    what I was trying to say!
[10:50] Reigen
    What's important is not what
    you like about her...
[10:53] Reigen
    it's if you truly like her or not!
[10:56] Reigen
    If you're nervous about this,
    then tell us how you really feel.
[11:02] Reigen
    We'll hear you out.
[11:05] Mob
    The reason that Tsubomi-chan
    caught my attention so much...
[11:12] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
    Mob-kun! Let's make a tunnel!
[11:15] (Flashback) Young Mob
    Sure.
[11:20] (Flashback) Young Mob
    Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
[11:25] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
    I'm bored of that.
[11:27] Mob
    I'm not really sure myself.
[11:30] Mob
    But I know that I like her.
    I've always liked Tsubomi-chan.
[11:35] Reigen
    Then there's nothing to worry about.
[11:38] Reigen
    Go for broke.
[11:39] Mob
    But I'm not sure what to say when
    I ask her out. What should I do?
[11:44] Reigen
    Well... You know.
[11:48] Reigen
    First, you wanna be fresh and clean.
[11:51] Reigen
    Then, remember to be sincere and faithful.
[11:53] Reigen
    And don't forget to be fashionable
    and be a good listener.
[11:56] Reigen
    Also...
[11:57] Reigen
    Make sure to smile and don't be glum.
[12:00] Reigen
    And...
[12:02] Reigen
    Oh, right. Setting the mood to
    excite her is also important.
[12:06] Serizawa
    What?! He's cheating?!
SIGN    The Manual to Asking Someone Out
    Be fresh and clean!!
    Always be sincere and faithful!!
    Listen to them!!
    Smile and set the mood!!
[12:08] Reigen
    And there you have it!
[12:09] Serizawa
    I guess Reigen-san doesn't know, either.
[12:11] Reigen
    But in the end...
    Don't worry about strategy.
SIGN    The Manual to Asking Someone Out
    Be fresh and clean!!
    Always be sincere and faithful!!
    Listen to them!!
    Smile and set the mood!!
[12:16] Reigen
    There's no point in trying
    to keep up appearances
[12:18] Reigen
    with a person you want a
    deep relationship with.
[12:20] Reigen
    Just be yourself. Show her your true self.
[12:23] Reigen
    I'm sure the last thing Tsubomi-chan wants
    to hear is you asking her out using my words.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[12:28] Reigen
    Just put what you're feeling into words.
[12:32] Mob
    Thank you very much.
[12:33] Mob
    Yes, you're right. I'll do just that.
[12:41] Serizawa
    Reigen-san, I'm actually a bit
    surprised you gave him that advice.
[12:44] Reigen
    If this were me,
    I'd probably try to be slick.
[12:49] Reigen
    I mean, if they found out who I really was,
[12:52] Reigen
    I'd get rejected in an instant.
[12:55] Serizawa
    I guess even Reigen-san is
    pessimistic about these matters.
[12:59] Serizawa
    He seems really popular with our clients
    who are older ladies, though...
[13:03] Reigen
    However...
[13:05] Reigen
    Mob is different.
[13:07] Reigen
    He should follow the straight and narrow.
[13:10] Reigen
    He shouldn't bother with lies.
[13:17] Reigen
    You've got this, Mob.
SIGN    Mob Psycho
[13:33] Teru
    What's with all the sighing, friend?
[13:36] Teru
    Are you in trouble again?
[13:39] Mob
    Hanazawa-kun.
[13:42] Teru
    Huh. So your childhood
    friend is transferring.
[13:45] Mob
    Yeah.
[13:46] Mob
    I haven't had the chance to
    actually talk to her these past few years,
[13:49] Mob
    and this was really sudden.
[13:51] Teru
    So that's why you're in
    a hurry to ask her out.
[13:54] Mob
    Yeah.
[13:56] Mob
    But this is my first time,
    so it's been pretty difficult.
[13:59] Teru
    It's really not something
    to be that scared of.
[14:03] Mob
    It must be nice being you,
    Hanazawa-kun, since you're popular.
[14:05] Mob
    You're nothing like me.
[14:08] Teru
    What are you talking about?
[14:10] Teru
    You're the one who said we
    were alike in the first place.
[14:14] Teru
    Go on. Relax those shoulders.
[14:17] Teru
    Smile and stand proud.
[14:18] Teru
    You need to be more confident!
    It's not like you're doing anything bad.
[14:24] Teru
    Are you thinking about
    getting something for her?
[14:27] Mob
    That thought hadn't even crossed my mind.
[14:29] Mob
    I see... A gift, huh?
[14:33] Teru
    I'm usually the one getting asked out,
[14:36] Teru
    but when I get letters or homemade cookies,
    it does make me pretty happy.
[14:40] Teru
    I figured that might be an option.
[14:42] Mob
    Homemade...
[14:45] Mob
    That's not gonna work.
    I only know how to make rice balls.
[14:48] Teru
    Hey, you don't need to push yourself.
[14:51] Teru
    There's no guarantee that it's
    better to give her something.
[14:55] Teru
    Actually, in your case, maybe you can get
    her some flowers, even if it's a bit cliché.
[15:00] Teru
    I'm sure it couldn't hurt.
[15:03] Mob
    Flowers...
[15:05] Teru
    Also, I'll gladly pick
    out your clothes for you.
[15:09] Mob
    I don't actually have enough money to
    buy any clothes, so I'll pass this time.
[15:14] Mob
    Thanks, though.
[15:18] Ritsu
    Nii-san. About Takane-san moving...
[15:22] Mob
    Oh, you already knew, Ritsu?
[15:26] Ritsu
    I see.
[15:28] Ritsu
    So you're also going to
    ask her out, after all.
[15:31] Ritsu
    The time's finally arrived.
[15:33] Mob
    I'm honestly really nervous
    just thinking about it.
[15:37] Mob
    How is she going to respond?
[15:41] Ritsu
    I'm pretty sure I remember Takane-san
    saying she likes someone...
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[15:47] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    Yes. The person I like is someone from
    another school who I meet at cram school.
[15:51] (Flashback) Reigen
    From what you've told me, the other person
    is obviously interested in you as well.
[15:56] (Flashback) Reigen
    If you ask them out, there's a very
    good possibility they'll say yes.
[15:59] Ritsu
    It's over...
[16:02] Ritsu
    Anyway, I hope she doesn't
    turn him down too harshly.
[16:07] Mob
    Ritsu...
[16:08] Mob
    He's probably more worried
    about me than I am.
[16:12] Mob
    I'm not sure why, but it
    somehow calms me down.
[16:16] Mob
    Thanks, Ritsu.
    I'll give it everything I've got.
[16:19] Ritsu
    Nii-san...
[16:21] Ritsu
    Don't lose heart too much, okay?
SIGN    Every Morning Milk
SIGN    Enjoy a glass
     a day!!
SIGN    Emergency
SIGN    Phone Numbers
SIGN    Takashio
    Takayama
    Takane
    Tanaka
    Chiba
[17:03] Mob
    H-Hello?
[17:05] Mob
    I-It's been a while, ma'am.
    It's me, Shigeo.
[17:10] Mob
    Is Tsubomi-chan available?
[17:12] Mob
    Y-Yes. Thank you very much.
[17:21] Mob
    H-Hello, Tsubomi-chan?
[17:24] Mob
    S-Sorry to call you out of the blue.
    I only know your house phone.
[17:29] Mob
    So, uh, I heard...
[17:32] Mob
    Um... Like...
[17:36] Mob
    That you're moving away.
[17:38] Mob
    Oh... So it's true.
[17:41] Mob
    Right, of course.
[17:43] Mob
    Yeah, so, hey... There's something
    I wanted to talk to you about.
[17:49] Mob
    Huh? It's a bit awkward to say on the phone.
[17:52] Mob
    I was wondering if you had some
    time after school tomorrow...
[17:56] Mob
    No, it's better if we meet
    somewhere other than school.
[17:59] Mob
    Since we live so close to each other,
    why don't we just go to the park?
[18:04] Mob
    Yeah. The one we used
    to play at all the time.
[18:08] Mob
    Hm? I'm acting weird?
[18:11] Mob
    Really? My voice? No, it's not shaky...
[18:16] Mob
    Yeah... You're totally imagining it.
[18:19] Mob
    Yeah, uh-huh.
[18:21] Mob
    Yeah, that's fine.
[18:23] Mob
    Sure.
[18:37] Mezato
    What? You made plans with her?
[18:39] Mezato
    Way to go!
[18:40] Mezato
    And instead of behind the school,
[18:42] Mezato
    you chose a nostalgic park for
    the both of you. Chef's kiss.
[18:46] Inukawa
    I didn't know you had it in you, man!
[18:48] Inukawa
    If you end up going out with her,
[18:49] Inukawa
    introduce me to one of
    Takane-san's girl friends.
[18:52] Mob
    Sure.
[18:53] Inukawa
    Heck yeah!
[18:56] Teacher
    Now, then...
[18:58] Teacher
    There are two points at which
    lines A and B intersect.
[19:02] Mob
    I wonder what it is...
[19:02] Teacher
    This will be on the test.
[19:04] Mob
    Despite knowing I'm going to have a really
    important conversation with Tsubomi-chan,
[19:07] Mob
    I'm surprisingly calm.
[19:12] Mob
    Come to think of it,
[19:14] Mob
    I wonder why I thought to ask everyone
    for advice about asking her out.
[19:25] Mob
    I think lately...
[19:28] Mob
    I'm not holding in my
    feelings as much anymore.
SIGN    Seasoning Realty
[19:42] Mob
    I'd like an assorted bouquet... please.
SIGN    Smiley Flowers

[19:46] Flower Shop Owner
    Sure. Do you need a bag?
[19:50] Flower shop owner
    Does this work for you?
[19:52] Mob
    Yes.
[19:53] Mob
    I guess they're really small at 1,000 yen.
[19:56] Mob
    It's not about size anyway.
[19:59] Flower Shop Owner
    Thank you very much!
[20:06] Minegishi
    Kageyama Shigeo.
[20:10] Mob
    Oh... Um, you're...
[20:15] Minegishi
    Trade me.
[20:16] Mob
    Huh?!
SIGN    Seasoning Real Estate
[20:17] Mob
    Are you sure? But why...
[20:20] Minegishi
    Yeah, just come on.
[20:30] Mob
    Everyone...
[20:33] Mob
    Thank you.
[23:26] Teru
    Kageyama-kun, I know that you're
    trying to accept your powers.
[23:30] Teru
    You've worked so hard.
[23:32] Teru
    And that's why you shouldn't go any further.
[23:34] Teru
    Turn back now.
[23:36] Reigen
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 10:
SIGN    Mob 2
     Rival
[23:38] Reigen
    "Mob 2 Rival."