# E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NQXD0X6/self-proclaimed-psychic-reigen-arataka-and-mob)
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***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Namu
Amida
Butsu
**[01:48] Narrator**
Believe it or not, the world is
filled with strange phenomena
**[01:52] Narrator**
that science is yet to explain.
**[01:55] Narrator**
And when people come face to face with them,
**[01:58] Narrator**
they are helplessly thrown
into the dark depths of fear.
**[02:04] Narrator**
But there are those who fight every day
**[02:06] Narrator**
to shine a ray of hope
into that chaotic darkness.
**[02:11] Narrator**
People call them...
***SIGN*** Psychics
**[02:14] Narrator**
Psychics.
**[02:17] Rei**
I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job!
***SIGN*** Reigen
***SIGN*** Arataka
**[02:20] Hanako**
Really? Thank you so much!
**[02:24] Hanako**
I was at a complete loss because
no one else would take me seriously.
***SIGN*** Client: Hanako
**[02:27] Rei**
I see, I see.
**[02:29] Rei**
As for my fees, it depends on
which exorcism course you pick.
**[02:34] Hanako**
Course?
***SIGN*** Executing the Exorcism!!
***SIGN*** We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you
***SIGN*** Option A — Trial Course
***SIGN*** A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen.
**[02:35] Rei**
Option A, the trial course, gets you 20%,
***SIGN*** Option B — Serious Course
***SIGN*** A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 8980 yen
**[02:38] Rei**
Option B, the serious course, gets you 50%,
***SIGN*** Recommended
Option C — All-Out Course
***SIGN*** A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen
***SIGN*** Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!! Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!!
**[02:40] Rei**
and Option C, the all-out course,
gets you a 99%...
**[02:43] Rei**
reduction in spirit, guaranteed!
**[02:46] Hanako**
Reduction?
**[02:48] Rei**
Well, spirits are sort of
like carbon dioxide.
**[02:52] Hanako**
They are?
**[02:53] Rei**
Yes, well... that's the kind of
space they occupy,
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[02:56] Rei**
so it's a bit hard to
completely get rid of one.
**[03:00] Rei**
But have no fear.
**[03:02] Rei**
If it appears again,
**[03:03] Rei**
I'll take care of it for 20% off!
**[03:05] Hanako**
Oh, Reigen-sensei!
**[03:07] Taro**
Hold on a second!
**[03:09] Rei**
Hm? Who might you be?
**[03:11] Hanako**
This is my boyfriend, Taro.
**[03:14] Rei**
Ah, what a benevolent fellow!
**[03:16] Taro**
What's that supposed to mean?!
***SIGN*** Boyfriend: Taro
**[03:17] Taro**
Er, that aside...
**[03:19] Taro**
Listen up, you!
**[03:20] Taro**
This is super shady!
**[03:23] Taro**
Hanako, you should really rethink this.
**[03:26] Rei**
"This is super shady"?!
**[03:29] Rei**
I guess I can't blame you
for feeling that way.
**[03:31] Rei**
I mean, who would believe a stupid story
like having nightmares about ghosts?
**[03:35] Taro**
I wasn't talking about her!
**[03:37] Taro**
I was saying that I can't trust you!
**[03:40] Rei**
Well, just leave it to me.
**[03:41] Rei**
If I exorcise the spirit,
**[03:43] Rei**
I'm sure Hanako-san's face
will return to normal, too.
**[03:47] Taro**
There's nothing wrong with her face!
**[03:49] Rei**
I see.
**[03:51] Rei**
So you've been having those dreams ever
since you did a test of courage last week.
**[03:55] Hanako**
Yes. They're so scary and creepy.
**[03:58] Hanako**
Ah, Reigen-sensei,
it's that building over there!
**[04:05] Rei**
What an incredible aura!
**[04:08] Rei**
This is gonna be the first
big one I've had in a while!
**[04:12] Hanako**
Sensei, it's this building over here.
**[04:14] Taro**
Wait, you just pointed at
the wrong building, didn't you?
**[04:18] Rei**
Huh? Ah, so it's that one!
**[04:21] Rei**
There was such an immense aura
emanating from over there, too.
**[04:24] Rei**
I guess I got the wrong spirit!
**[04:26] Rei**
There are way too many evil spirits
in this world, you know?
**[04:30] Hanako**
Ah, I see.
**[04:31] Taro**
Please. There's no way
there are ghosts everywhere—
**[04:34] Rei**
Oh, no!
**[04:35] Rei**
That man who just
walked past you, Taro-san...
**[04:38] Taro**
What?
**[04:38] Rei**
What a close shave.
That was an evil spirit, too.
**[04:49] Rei**
The Buttchin Goblin.
**[04:51] Taro**
What are you, eight?!
**[04:53] Hanako**
Hey, Taro, that's rude!
**[04:55] Taro**
What? He's the one being rude
to that random guy.
**[04:59] Rei**
Now, now, Hanako-san.
**[05:01] Rei**
There are always people like him.
**[05:04] Rei**
Anyway, shall we go?
**[05:06] Taro**
*This bastard...*
**[05:08] Hanako**
They say this place is haunted by the
spirit of a man who saw a cockroach
**[05:13] Hanako**
and jumped so high, his head went
through the ceiling and he died.
**[05:18] Taro**
I don't know how
you actually believe that.
**[05:22] Rei**
I see.
**[05:23] Rei**
So that's what is going on here...
**[05:28] Taro**
*What? He suddenly looks all serious.*
**[05:32] Taro**
*Could there really be...*
**[05:33] Rei**
If worst comes to worst,
even I might not be able to handle it!
**[05:38] Rei**
This is too dangerous!
**[05:41] Rei**
Cockroaches are terrifying!
**[05:44] Taro**
*Huh?*
**[05:47] Taro**
*There's no way this guy is a psychic!*
**[05:49] Taro**
*He's a total fake!*
**[05:55] Voice**
Want me to haunt your dreams, too?
**[05:59] Taro**
A ghost!
***SIGN*** Evil Spirit:
Ceiling Crasher
**[06:02] Roof**
Want me to crash you through
the ceiling with my curse?
**[06:07] Hanako**
That's the same guy who keeps
headbutting me in my dreams!
**[06:11] Rei**
*I can't believe he actually appeared.*
**[06:14] Rei**
I've got this!
**[06:15] Rei**
Salt Splash!
***SIGN*** Salt Splash
**[06:19] Narrator**
This is Reigen's special move
**[06:21] Narrator**
where he violently throws
table salt everywhere.
**[06:24] Roof**
This is just table salt
you can buy in stores.
**[06:27] Roof**
It has to be purified salt,
or it won't work.
***SIGN*** Hakata Salt
**[06:31] Rei**
*Impossible...*
**[06:32] Rei**
* Did I only imagine that spirits*
* are weak against salt?*
**[06:37] Rei**
Well, if salt won't melt it, I guess
I'll have to call my ultimate weapon.
**[06:48] Rei**
Oh, Mob?
**[06:50] Rei**
Sorry, but could you come by?
**[06:52] Rei**
No, seriously.
**[06:53] Rei**
There's an evil spirit.
**[06:55] Rei**
The client and the evil spirit
are both waiting,
**[06:58] Rei**
so hurry up, okay?
**[06:59] Rei**
Thanks.
**[07:14] Rei**
Ah, Mob.
**[07:15] Rei**
We were waiting for you.
**[07:21] Roof**
Hmph.
**[07:22] Roof**
So after the salt,
you're using a middle schooler?
**[07:25] Roof**
Quit looking down on—
**[07:37] Narrator**
He is Kageyama Shigeo,
also known as Mob.
***SIGN*** Kageyama Shigeo
***SIGN*** Mob
**[07:40] Narrator**
He's an actual psychic,
**[07:42] Narrator**
Reigen Arataka's student,
**[07:45] Narrator**
and the protagonist of this story.
**[07:51] Mob**
Master, I asked you not to
summon me on such short notice.
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[09:28] Rei**
Man, you're a lifesaver.
**[09:31] Rei**
I never thought that an evil spirit
would actually show up.
**[09:35] Rei**
Here. Your pay for the day.
**[09:38] Mob**
Oh, thank you.
**[09:39] Rei**
That one today was a lower-level spirit,
**[09:41] Rei**
so I really shouldn't be
paying you more than half.
**[09:44] Rei**
But I'll give you your hourly pay.
Think of it as a bonus.
**[09:47] Mob**
Right...
**[09:49] Rei**
What? Do you have a problem with that?
**[09:51] Mob**
Oh, no.
**[09:52] Mob**
But the spirit back there
really was a lower-level spirit.
**[09:55] Mob**
It was so weak, you...
**[09:56] Rei**
Y-You idiot!
**[09:58] Rei**
When you get to my level,
you get so strong,
**[10:00] Rei**
you end up melting everyone around you
during a simple exorcism.
**[10:04] Rei**
That's why I ask you to take
care of the weaker ones.
**[10:06] Mob**
Really?
**[10:08] Mob**
I'm also not quite sure what
you mean by "melt," either...
**[10:10] Rei**
Mob, you idiot!
**[10:11] Rei**
That's because you lack training!
***SIGN*** The New Star of the 21st Century
Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[10:14] Rei**
You need to learn everything
you can from me, your master!
**[10:18] Rei**
Your powers are meant to be used.
Not doing so would be a waste.
**[10:21] Rei**
Working for me lets you help others,
while also being training for you.
**[10:25] Rei**
You're killing two birds with one stone!
**[10:27] Rei**
However, if you misuse
a power that's all too great,
**[10:31] Rei**
you will only destroy yourself.
**[10:32] Rei**
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Rei**
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Rei**
You promised me, didn't you?
**[10:41] (Flashback) Rei**
That you wouldn't use your psychic
powers against other people.
***SIGN*** Progress Toward
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22%
**[10:55] Mob**
Ah...
**[10:56] Mom**
There you go again, bending spoons.
**[10:58] Mom**
You really need to drop that habit.
**[11:01] Dad**
Oh, come now.
Shigeo's going through puberty.
**[11:04] Dad**
Let him bend some spoons.
**[11:06] Dad**
Right?
**[11:07] Mob**
Heh, sorry.
**[11:09] Mom**
And there you go, spoiling him again.
**[11:12] Mom**
You need to learn from Ritsu, Shige.
**[11:14] Mom**
He got another perfect score
on his quiz today.
**[11:17] Ritsu**
Anyone can do that, Mom.
**[11:19] Ritsu**
If there's anything troubling you,
let me know, Nii-san.
**[11:23] Ritsu**
I'll be there to listen any time.
***SIGN*** Kageyama Ritsu
**[11:26] Mob**
Right. Thanks, Ritsu.
**[11:28] Mom**
And now you're spoiling him, too, Ritsu.
**[11:31] Mom**
The next one you bend gets replaced
using your allowance, you hear?
**[11:34] Mob**
Huh?
**[11:35] Ritsu**
Sorry, Nii-san.
**[11:37] Ritsu**
There's nothing I can do about that.
**[11:40] Dad**
Now you're in a real pickle, Shigeo.
***SIGN*** Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
**[11:45] Kids**
Morning!
***SIGN*** Salt Middle School
**[11:52] Tsubomi**
Right?
**[11:53] Potato**
Good morning, Tsubomi!
**[11:55] Tsubomi**
Morning!
**[11:56] Tsubomi**
What a beautiful day!
**[11:58] Tsubomi**
Oh, yeah. On TV yesterday...
**[12:01] Potato**
What?
**[12:02] Mob**
*Tsubomi-chan's as cute as ever today...*
**[12:07] Teacher**
Okay, so, what would be the answer here?
**[12:11] Teacher**
Let's go with Kageyama.
**[12:13] Mob**
Y-Yes, sir...
***SIGN*** Arithmetic I
**[12:18] Mob**
I have no idea.
**[12:19] Teacher**
If you can't solve this, that'd mean
the only thing you know is addition.
**[12:24] Teacher**
You were asleep, weren't you?
**[12:26] Teacher**
Forget it. Sit down.
**[12:31] Kid**
There it goes!
**[12:33] Kid**
This way!
**[12:35] Kid**
Pass, pass, pass!
**[12:36] Kid**
Go, go!
**[12:37] Kid**
Stop 'em!
**[12:38] Kid**
Pass, pass!
**[12:39] Kid**
Go!
***SIGN*** Reigen Arataka
**[12:47] Mob**
Hello?
**[12:48] Rei**
*Ah, Mob?*
**[12:49] Rei**
*Sorry to call you two days in a row,*
**[12:51] Rei**
* but could you come down*
* to the station right now?*
**[12:53] Mob**
The station?
**[12:55] Rei**
Yeah.
**[12:57] Rei**
Today's job is a big one.
**[12:59] Mob**
Oh. All right.
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
**[13:12] Rei**
Today's job is from
a local neighborhood council.
**[13:15] Rei**
The location is Honeido Tunnel
along the old highway.
**[13:19] Rei**
It's a famous haunted place.
***SIGN*** Famous Haunted Spot
***SIGN*** Terror
***SIGN*** Haunted Ghost Tunnel
***SIGN*** Eek! Aah!
***SIGN*** The location is the old Seasoning Highway
Honeido Tunnel
**[13:21] Rei**
The tunnel's always had some shady stories,
**[13:23] Rei**
and even though it's been closed for years,
the bad rumors just won't go away.
**[13:28] Rei**
Also, a number of college students
and bloggers have gone there
**[13:31] Rei**
to do a test of courage
and gone missing.
**[13:35] Rei**
And this is the ringer.
***SIGN*** Honeido Tunnel Group Accident
**[13:37] Mob**
A huge group accident?
**[13:41] Rei**
Yeah, though it happened thirty years ago.
**[13:44] Rei**
Apparently, more than
twenty people died at once.
**[13:47] Rei**
The hatred of all those people
must be swirling around this tunnel.
**[14:07] Rei**
Stay on your toes, Mob.
There's no telling what might happen.
**[14:10] Mob**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** Honeido Tunnel
**[14:15] Rei**
This is it.
**[14:16] Rei**
Well, let's take a look.
**[14:19] Rei**
I, Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world,
**[14:22] Rei**
shall clean this place up.
**[14:24] Rei**
We're going to exorcise every
last one of them, Mob.
**[14:32] Rei**
Hey, my student!
**[14:34] Rei**
What are you doing, Mob?
**[14:35] Rei**
You're coming, too!
**[14:37] Rei**
It'll be bad if the sun goes down.
**[14:38] Rei**
Mob, are you listening?
**[14:40] Rei**
I'm gonna go melt down a
big one, so follow me!
**[14:44] Rei**
Got it?
**[14:45] Mob**
All right. You seemed to have
everything under control,
**[14:48] Mob**
so I didn't think that you'd need my help.
**[14:50] Rei**
You idiot! Who do you think is
going to exorcise—Ahem.
**[14:53] Rei**
I mean, this really is nothing for me,
**[14:55] Rei**
but follow me so you can learn something.
**[14:58] Mob**
You're truly amazing, Master.
**[15:00] Rei**
Hm?
**[15:01] Mob**
This tunnel seems pretty dangerous.
**[15:04] Mob**
I can sense the presence of a very
powerful spirit further down.
**[15:08] Mob**
Usually, haunted spots end up being fake,
**[15:12] Mob**
but this is definitely the real deal.
**[15:15] Mob**
If a normal person happened to
anger the spirit in here...
**[15:19] Rei**
If they angered it...?
**[15:21] Mob**
They probably wouldn't
make it out in one piece.
**[15:28] Rei**
Of course not.
**[15:29] Rei**
That's why we're going to exorcise it.
**[15:33] Rei**
All right, here we go!
**[15:35] Rei**
I'll go first.
**[15:37] Rei**
I'm counting on you to support me
however you can from behind.
**[15:40] Mob**
Right.
**[15:46] Rei**
It's a bit chilly.
**[15:48] Mob**
Yes.
**[15:50] Rei**
We forgot to bring flashlights.
**[15:54] Mob**
Master, don't you feel something?
**[15:56] Rei**
Hm?
**[15:57] Rei**
Well, it is pretty humid in here...
**[15:59] Mob**
No, I'm talking about auras.
**[16:01] Rei**
Oh, right, that.
**[16:03] Rei**
Well, my nose is a bid sduffy doday.
**[16:07] Mob**
Does that have anything to do with this?
**[16:10] Rei**
When you get to my level, it does.
**[16:12] Rei**
Do you feel anything?
**[16:14] Mob**
Feel would be an understatement.
**[16:17] Mob**
There are twelve...
**[16:18] Mob**
Eighteen...
**[16:20] Mob**
No...
**[16:21] Mob**
Even more right nearby.
**[16:24] Mob**
Ah!
**[16:26] Mob**
Looks like we've been completely surrounded.
**[16:28] Mob**
They're going to attack us now.
**[16:30] Rei**
All right!
**[16:31] Rei**
I'll leave the small fry to you.
**[16:32] Rei**
Go, Mob!
**[16:42] Rei**
Man, that's a lot of noise.
They're really strong, huh?
**[16:45] Rei**
Hmm... If we were normal people,
we might have been in danger.
**[16:49] Rei**
Well, I'm sure that took care of all of them.
**[16:51] Rei**
Another piece of ca—
**[16:54] Rei**
*There's someone right in front of me!*
**[16:55] Rei**
Who are you?!
**[16:57] Rei**
An evil spirit?!
***SIGN*** Boss
**[17:02] Rei**
Oh, it's just a heel wrestler.
**[17:05] Rei**
Don't scare me like that!
I thought you were an evil spirit.
**[17:07] Rei**
You shouldn't be practicing here.
**[17:10] Mob**
Uh, Master.
**[17:11] Mob**
The boss of sorts of the
evil spirits is over there,
**[17:14] Mob**
so watch out.
***SIGN*** Evil Spirit:
Boss
**[17:20] Rei**
Hmph, so you're the boss monkey
of the evil spirits!
**[17:23] Rei**
You may have tried to disguise yourself
as a wrestler, but you can't fool me!
**[17:29] Boss**
I...
**[17:31] Boss**
This tunnel...
**[17:33] Boss**
When my biker gang and I
were going down this tunnel,
**[17:35] Boss**
the guy in front happened
to slip on a banana peel,
**[17:39] Boss**
and we all died! And I'm their leader!
**[17:43] Boss**
This tunnel is...
**[17:46] Boss**
my turf!
**[17:51] Boss**
I'll crush every last intruder!
**[17:53] Boss**
Here we go!
**[17:54] Boss**
Curse ya!
***SIGN*** Curse ya
**[17:57] Boss**
Cigarette Burn Poltergeist!
**[18:05] Boss**
Wh-What?
**[18:07] Boss**
My ignition attack isn't working?
**[18:10] Boss**
There's a powerful forcefield?
**[18:13] Boss**
How could this power be coming
from someone like him?
**[18:16] Boss**
Crap! I mistook him for a wimp!
**[18:19] Rei**
Too late for regrets now!
**[18:22] Rei**
The moment that you tried to take on
the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka,
**[18:25] Rei**
your fate was sealed!
**[18:28] Rei**
You're going to be exorcised!
**[18:30] Rei**
Banishing Salt Punch!
**[18:32] Narrator**
This is one of Reigen's special attacks,
***SIGN*** Banishing Salt Punch
**[18:35] Narrator**
where he punches the enemy with
his fist covered in table salt.
**[18:40] Boss**
Huh? That didn't hurt at all.
**[18:42] Rei**
Oh, dear.
**[18:44] Boss**
So you are a fake...
**[18:48] Boss**
I'm disappearing!
**[18:52] Rei**
Go back to the ozone layer.
**[18:53] Boss**
W-Wait! Wait!
**[18:54] Boss**
We were just being forced to do this!
**[19:00] Rei**
Hey, what are you doing, Mob?
**[19:03] Rei**
Hurry up and melt him.
**[19:04] Mob**
Now, now, Master.
**[19:06] Mob**
Let's hear him out.
**[19:09] Boss**
We're nothing compared to
the evil spirit down the tunnel.
**[19:15] Boss**
We've been getting orders from him,
**[19:17] Boss**
and that's why we've been scaring
people that come through.
**[19:21] Rei**
Hmph. Don't think that you can
fool Reigen with such lies!
**[19:25] Boss**
They aren't lies!
**[19:27] Boss**
It's just that if I disappeared
while being falsely accused,
***SIGN*** Death Specters Gang
**[19:31] Boss**
I didn't think that we,
the Death Specters,
***SIGN*** Boss
**[19:35] Boss**
and our memories could rest in peace!
**[19:39] Boss**
That's all I wanted to say!
**[19:41] Boss**
Now you can make me disappear,
melt, or whatever you want!
**[19:45] Rei**
So you're trying to make us pity you?
**[19:48] Rei**
Don't let him fool you, Mob!
**[19:49] Rei**
Those are the typical lies of a con artist.
**[19:53] Rei**
Melt him.
**[19:54] Mob**
Before that, I'm going to go have a look.
**[19:56] Rei**
Huh?
**[19:57] Mob**
I thought it was a little weird that the aura
**[20:01] Mob**
I felt before coming in here
hadn't disappeared yet.
**[20:05] Rei**
Well, yeah, me, too...
**[20:07] Boss**
Stop him!
**[20:09] Boss**
No matter how strong that kid may be,
he doesn't stand a chance.
**[20:13] Boss**
That thing is an evil spirit that's lived
on this mountain for hundreds of years.
**[20:17] Boss**
Everyone that's died here was killed by him!
**[20:22] Rei**
S-So you guys were also...
**[20:25] Boss**
No. We just happened to
slip on a banana peel.
**[20:34] Boss**
You get it now, don't you?
**[20:36] Boss**
If you care for that kid at all,
call him back.
**[20:39] Boss**
Hurry!
**[20:42] Rei**
H-Hey, Mob! Come back!
**[20:45] Rei**
Come back! Mob!
**[21:14] Rei**
Mob?
**[21:43] Mob**
Ah.
**[21:47] Rei**
Oh, you're safe.
**[21:49] Mob**
Yes. That evil spirit wasn't very powerful.
**[21:53] Boss**
Wh-Who are you?
**[21:56] Mob**
Huh? I'm nobody...
**[21:59] Rei**
You idiot!
**[22:00] Rei**
You're Mob, the student...
**[22:03] Rei**
of Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world!
**[22:06] Mob**
Oh, right.
**[22:09] Boss**
I thank you.
**[22:10] Boss**
Now we can all pass on peacefully.
**[22:14] Mob**
Ah, could this be...
***SIGN*** Death Specters
Gang
**[22:20] (Flashback) Guy**
Here we go, Boss!
**[22:22] (Flashback) Boss**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Death Specters Gang
**[22:31] Boss**
Thanks...
***SIGN*** Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Reigen Arataka ~And Mob~
**[22:39] Guys**
Thanks, dude.
**[22:40] Guys**
Now we can depart to the afterlife!
**[22:43] Guys**
Full speed ahead to the next world!
**[22:49] Rei**
Mob.
**[22:50] Rei**
What are you doing?
**[22:52] Rei**
Let's go.
**[22:54] Mob**
Right.
***SIGN*** Bus Schedule
**[23:03] Mob**
By the way, Master...
**[23:04] Rei**
Huh?
**[23:05] Mob**
Why didn't you do anything?
**[23:08] Rei**
Well, uh, you know...
**[23:11] Rei**
A-Ahem...
**[23:14] Rei**
Didn't I tell you right at the start
**[23:15] Rei**
that I'd leave the small fry to you?
**[23:17] Mob**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** Seasoning Station
**[23:30] Kid**
What do you wanna do?
**[23:32] Kid**
Let's get something to eat.
**[23:34] Kid**
I'm not gonna last until I get home.
**[23:35] Kid**
I know, right?
**[23:36] Rei**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Mob.
**[23:38] Rei**
Shall we?
**[23:39] Mob**
Yes.
**[23:40] Rei**
Does ramen work for you?
**[23:42] Mob**
Yes.
**[23:44] Rei**
If you're going to add on
chashu pork, limit it to two.
**[23:47] Mob**
All right.
**[23:50] Ramen chef**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 26%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 27%
**[23:56] Rei**
A group of telepathics suddenly appear
and disturb Mob's daily life.
**[23:59] Rei**
Having doubts about his peaceful youth,
Mob heads into a world of women.
**[24:02] Rei**
Where is the goal?
Which way is tomorrow?
**[24:04] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 2:
**[24:06] Rei**
"Doubts About Youth
~The Telepathy Club Appears~."
***SIGN*** Doubts About Youth
~The Telepathy Club Appears~
**[24:08] Rei**
Watching it in real time? Wise decision.