E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Namu     Amida     Butsu [01:48] Narrator     Believe it or not, the world is     filled with strange phenomena [01:52] Narrator     that science is yet to explain. [01:55] Narrator     And when people come face to face with them, [01:58] Narrator     they are helplessly thrown     into the dark depths of fear. [02:04] Narrator     But there are those who fight every day [02:06] Narrator     to shine a ray of hope     into that chaotic darkness. [02:11] Narrator     People call them... SIGN    Psychics [02:14] Narrator     Psychics. [02:17] Rei     I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job! SIGN    Reigen SIGN    Arataka [02:20] Hanako     Really? Thank you so much! [02:24] Hanako     I was at a complete loss because     no one else would take me seriously. SIGN    Client: Hanako [02:27] Rei     I see, I see. [02:29] Rei     As for my fees, it depends on     which exorcism course you pick. [02:34] Hanako     Course? SIGN    Executing the Exorcism!! SIGN    We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you SIGN    Option A — Trial Course SIGN    A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded)     Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen. [02:35] Rei     Option A, the trial course, gets you 20%, SIGN    Option B — Serious Course SIGN    A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded)     Outside of Offer Period: 8980 yen [02:38] Rei     Option B, the serious course, gets you 50%, SIGN    Recommended     Option C — All-Out Course SIGN    A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded)     Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen SIGN    Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!! Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!! [02:40] Rei     and Option C, the all-out course,     gets you a 99%... [02:43] Rei     reduction in spirit, guaranteed! [02:46] Hanako     Reduction? [02:48] Rei     Well, spirits are sort of      like carbon dioxide. [02:52] Hanako     They are? [02:53] Rei     Yes, well... that's the kind of      space they occupy, SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [02:56] Rei     so it's a bit hard to      completely get rid of one. [03:00] Rei     But have no fear. [03:02] Rei     If it appears again, [03:03] Rei     I'll take care of it for 20% off! [03:05] Hanako     Oh, Reigen-sensei! [03:07] Taro     Hold on a second! [03:09] Rei     Hm? Who might you be? [03:11] Hanako     This is my boyfriend, Taro. [03:14] Rei     Ah, what a benevolent fellow! [03:16] Taro     What's that supposed to mean?! SIGN    Boyfriend: Taro [03:17] Taro     Er, that aside... [03:19] Taro     Listen up, you! [03:20] Taro     This is super shady! [03:23] Taro     Hanako, you should really rethink this. [03:26] Rei     "This is super shady"?! [03:29] Rei     I guess I can't blame you     for feeling that way. [03:31] Rei     I mean, who would believe a stupid story     like having nightmares about ghosts? [03:35] Taro     I wasn't talking about her! [03:37] Taro     I was saying that I can't trust you! [03:40] Rei     Well, just leave it to me. [03:41] Rei     If I exorcise the spirit, [03:43] Rei     I'm sure Hanako-san's face     will return to normal, too. [03:47] Taro     There's nothing wrong with her face! [03:49] Rei     I see. [03:51] Rei     So you've been having those dreams ever     since you did a test of courage last week. [03:55] Hanako     Yes. They're so scary and creepy. [03:58] Hanako     Ah, Reigen-sensei,     it's that building over there! [04:05] Rei     What an incredible aura! [04:08] Rei     This is gonna be the first     big one I've had in a while! [04:12] Hanako     Sensei, it's this building over here. [04:14] Taro     Wait, you just pointed at     the wrong building, didn't you? [04:18] Rei     Huh? Ah, so it's that one! [04:21] Rei     There was such an immense aura     emanating from over there, too. [04:24] Rei     I guess I got the wrong spirit! [04:26] Rei     There are way too many evil spirits      in this world, you know? [04:30] Hanako     Ah, I see. [04:31] Taro     Please. There's no way     there are ghosts everywhere— [04:34] Rei     Oh, no! [04:35] Rei     That man who just     walked past you, Taro-san... [04:38] Taro     What? [04:38] Rei     What a close shave.     That was an evil spirit, too. [04:49] Rei     The Buttchin Goblin. [04:51] Taro     What are you, eight?! [04:53] Hanako     Hey, Taro, that's rude! [04:55] Taro     What? He's the one being rude     to that random guy. [04:59] Rei     Now, now, Hanako-san. [05:01] Rei     There are always people like him. [05:04] Rei     Anyway, shall we go? [05:06] Taro     This bastard... [05:08] Hanako     They say this place is haunted by the     spirit of a man who saw a cockroach [05:13] Hanako     and jumped so high, his head went     through the ceiling and he died. [05:18] Taro     I don't know how     you actually believe that. [05:22] Rei     I see. [05:23] Rei     So that's what is going on here... [05:28] Taro     What? He suddenly looks all serious. [05:32] Taro     Could there really be... [05:33] Rei     If worst comes to worst,     even I might not be able to handle it! [05:38] Rei     This is too dangerous! [05:41] Rei     Cockroaches are terrifying! [05:44] Taro     Huh? [05:47] Taro     There's no way this guy is a psychic! [05:49] Taro     He's a total fake! [05:55] Voice     Want me to haunt your dreams, too? [05:59] Taro     A ghost! SIGN    Evil Spirit:     Ceiling Crasher [06:02] Roof     Want me to crash you through     the ceiling with my curse? [06:07] Hanako     That's the same guy who keeps     headbutting me in my dreams! [06:11] Rei     I can't believe he actually appeared. [06:14] Rei     I've got this! [06:15] Rei     Salt Splash! SIGN    Salt Splash [06:19] Narrator     This is Reigen's special move [06:21] Narrator     where he violently throws      table salt everywhere. [06:24] Roof     This is just table salt     you can buy in stores. [06:27] Roof     It has to be purified salt,     or it won't work. SIGN    Hakata Salt [06:31] Rei     Impossible... [06:32] Rei     Did I only imagine that spirits     are weak against salt? [06:37] Rei     Well, if salt won't melt it, I guess     I'll have to call my ultimate weapon. [06:48] Rei     Oh, Mob? [06:50] Rei     Sorry, but could you come by? [06:52] Rei     No, seriously. [06:53] Rei     There's an evil spirit. [06:55] Rei     The client and the evil spirit      are both waiting, [06:58] Rei     so hurry up, okay? [06:59] Rei     Thanks. [07:14] Rei     Ah, Mob. [07:15] Rei     We were waiting for you. [07:21] Roof     Hmph. [07:22] Roof     So after the salt,     you're using a middle schooler? [07:25] Roof     Quit looking down on— [07:37] Narrator     He is Kageyama Shigeo,     also known as Mob. SIGN    Kageyama Shigeo SIGN    Mob [07:40] Narrator     He's an actual psychic, [07:42] Narrator     Reigen Arataka's student, [07:45] Narrator     and the protagonist of this story. [07:51] Mob     Master, I asked you not to     summon me on such short notice. SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [09:28] Rei     Man, you're a lifesaver. [09:31] Rei     I never thought that an evil spirit     would actually show up. [09:35] Rei     Here. Your pay for the day. [09:38] Mob     Oh, thank you. [09:39] Rei     That one today was a lower-level spirit, [09:41] Rei     so I really shouldn't be     paying you more than half. [09:44] Rei     But I'll give you your hourly pay.     Think of it as a bonus. [09:47] Mob     Right... [09:49] Rei     What? Do you have a problem with that? [09:51] Mob     Oh, no. [09:52] Mob     But the spirit back there     really was a lower-level spirit. [09:55] Mob     It was so weak, you... [09:56] Rei     Y-You idiot! [09:58] Rei     When you get to my level,     you get so strong, [10:00] Rei     you end up melting everyone around you     during a simple exorcism. [10:04] Rei     That's why I ask you to take     care of the weaker ones. [10:06] Mob     Really? [10:08] Mob     I'm also not quite sure what     you mean by "melt," either... [10:10] Rei     Mob, you idiot! [10:11] Rei     That's because you lack training! SIGN    The New Star of the 21st Century     Reigen Arataka     Spirits and Such Consultation Office [10:14] Rei     You need to learn everything     you can from me, your master! [10:18] Rei     Your powers are meant to be used.     Not doing so would be a waste. [10:21] Rei     Working for me lets you help others,     while also being training for you. [10:25] Rei     You're killing two birds with one stone! [10:27] Rei     However, if you misuse      a power that's all too great, [10:31] Rei     you will only destroy yourself. [10:32] Rei     That's why I'm teaching you how to control     your powers so they don't go berserk. [10:35] (Flashback) Rei     That's why I'm teaching you how to control     your powers so they don't go berserk. [10:39] (Flashback) Rei     You promised me, didn't you? [10:41] (Flashback) Rei     That you wouldn't use your psychic     powers against other people. SIGN    Progress Toward SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22% [10:55] Mob     Ah... [10:56] Mom     There you go again, bending spoons. [10:58] Mom     You really need to drop that habit. [11:01] Dad     Oh, come now.     Shigeo's going through puberty. [11:04] Dad     Let him bend some spoons. [11:06] Dad     Right? [11:07] Mob     Heh, sorry. [11:09] Mom     And there you go, spoiling him again. [11:12] Mom     You need to learn from Ritsu, Shige. [11:14] Mom     He got another perfect score     on his quiz today. [11:17] Ritsu     Anyone can do that, Mom. [11:19] Ritsu     If there's anything troubling you,     let me know, Nii-san. [11:23] Ritsu     I'll be there to listen any time. SIGN    Kageyama Ritsu [11:26] Mob     Right. Thanks, Ritsu. [11:28] Mom     And now you're spoiling him, too, Ritsu. [11:31] Mom     The next one you bend gets replaced     using your allowance, you hear? [11:34] Mob     Huh? [11:35] Ritsu     Sorry, Nii-san. [11:37] Ritsu     There's nothing I can do about that. [11:40] Dad     Now you're in a real pickle, Shigeo. SIGN    Seasoning City, Salt Middle School [11:45] Kids     Morning! SIGN    Salt Middle School [11:52] Tsubomi     Right? [11:53] Potato     Good morning, Tsubomi! [11:55] Tsubomi     Morning! [11:56] Tsubomi     What a beautiful day! [11:58] Tsubomi     Oh, yeah. On TV yesterday... [12:01] Potato     What? [12:02] Mob     Tsubomi-chan's as cute as ever today... [12:07] Teacher     Okay, so, what would be the answer here? [12:11] Teacher     Let's go with Kageyama. [12:13] Mob     Y-Yes, sir... SIGN    Arithmetic I [12:18] Mob     I have no idea. [12:19] Teacher     If you can't solve this, that'd mean     the only thing you know is addition. [12:24] Teacher     You were asleep, weren't you? [12:26] Teacher     Forget it. Sit down. [12:31] Kid     There it goes! [12:33] Kid     This way! [12:35] Kid     Pass, pass, pass! [12:36] Kid     Go, go! [12:37] Kid     Stop 'em! [12:38] Kid     Pass, pass! [12:39] Kid     Go! SIGN    Reigen Arataka [12:47] Mob     Hello? [12:48] Rei     Ah, Mob? [12:49] Rei     Sorry to call you two days in a row, [12:51] Rei     but could you come down     to the station right now? [12:53] Mob     The station? [12:55] Rei     Yeah. [12:57] Rei     Today's job is a big one. [12:59] Mob     Oh. All right. SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25% [13:12] Rei     Today's job is from      a local neighborhood council. [13:15] Rei     The location is Honeido Tunnel     along the old highway. [13:19] Rei     It's a famous haunted place. SIGN    Famous Haunted Spot SIGN    Terror SIGN    Haunted Ghost Tunnel SIGN    Eek! Aah! SIGN    The location is the old Seasoning Highway     Honeido Tunnel [13:21] Rei     The tunnel's always had some shady stories, [13:23] Rei     and even though it's been closed for years,     the bad rumors just won't go away. [13:28] Rei     Also, a number of college students     and bloggers have gone there [13:31] Rei     to do a test of courage     and gone missing. [13:35] Rei     And this is the ringer. SIGN    Honeido Tunnel Group Accident [13:37] Mob     A huge group accident? [13:41] Rei     Yeah, though it happened thirty years ago. [13:44] Rei     Apparently, more than     twenty people died at once. [13:47] Rei     The hatred of all those people     must be swirling around this tunnel. [14:07] Rei     Stay on your toes, Mob.     There's no telling what might happen. [14:10] Mob     Oh, right. SIGN    Honeido Tunnel [14:15] Rei     This is it. [14:16] Rei     Well, let's take a look. [14:19] Rei     I, Reigen Arataka, the new star     of the paranormal world, [14:22] Rei     shall clean this place up. [14:24] Rei     We're going to exorcise every     last one of them, Mob. [14:32] Rei     Hey, my student! [14:34] Rei     What are you doing, Mob? [14:35] Rei     You're coming, too! [14:37] Rei     It'll be bad if the sun goes down. [14:38] Rei     Mob, are you listening? [14:40] Rei     I'm gonna go melt down a     big one, so follow me! [14:44] Rei     Got it? [14:45] Mob     All right. You seemed to have     everything under control, [14:48] Mob     so I didn't think that you'd need my help. [14:50] Rei     You idiot! Who do you think is     going to exorcise—Ahem. [14:53] Rei     I mean, this really is nothing for me, [14:55] Rei     but follow me so you can learn something. [14:58] Mob     You're truly amazing, Master. [15:00] Rei     Hm? [15:01] Mob     This tunnel seems pretty dangerous. [15:04] Mob     I can sense the presence of a very     powerful spirit further down. [15:08] Mob     Usually, haunted spots end up being fake, [15:12] Mob     but this is definitely the real deal. [15:15] Mob     If a normal person happened to     anger the spirit in here... [15:19] Rei     If they angered it...? [15:21] Mob     They probably wouldn't     make it out in one piece. [15:28] Rei     Of course not. [15:29] Rei     That's why we're going to exorcise it. [15:33] Rei     All right, here we go! [15:35] Rei     I'll go first. [15:37] Rei     I'm counting on you to support me     however you can from behind. [15:40] Mob     Right. [15:46] Rei     It's a bit chilly. [15:48] Mob     Yes. [15:50] Rei     We forgot to bring flashlights. [15:54] Mob     Master, don't you feel something? [15:56] Rei     Hm? [15:57] Rei     Well, it is pretty humid in here... [15:59] Mob     No, I'm talking about auras. [16:01] Rei     Oh, right, that. [16:03] Rei     Well, my nose is a bid sduffy doday. [16:07] Mob     Does that have anything to do with this? [16:10] Rei     When you get to my level, it does. [16:12] Rei     Do you feel anything? [16:14] Mob     Feel would be an understatement. [16:17] Mob     There are twelve... [16:18] Mob     Eighteen... [16:20] Mob     No... [16:21] Mob     Even more right nearby. [16:24] Mob     Ah! [16:26] Mob     Looks like we've been completely surrounded. [16:28] Mob     They're going to attack us now. [16:30] Rei     All right! [16:31] Rei     I'll leave the small fry to you. [16:32] Rei     Go, Mob! [16:42] Rei     Man, that's a lot of noise.     They're really strong, huh? [16:45] Rei     Hmm... If we were normal people,     we might have been in danger. [16:49] Rei     Well, I'm sure that took care of all of them. [16:51] Rei     Another piece of ca— [16:54] Rei     There's someone right in front of me! [16:55] Rei     Who are you?! [16:57] Rei     An evil spirit?! SIGN    Boss [17:02] Rei     Oh, it's just a heel wrestler. [17:05] Rei     Don't scare me like that!     I thought you were an evil spirit. [17:07] Rei     You shouldn't be practicing here. [17:10] Mob     Uh, Master. [17:11] Mob     The boss of sorts of the      evil spirits is over there, [17:14] Mob     so watch out. SIGN    Evil Spirit:     Boss [17:20] Rei     Hmph, so you're the boss monkey      of the evil spirits! [17:23] Rei     You may have tried to disguise yourself     as a wrestler, but you can't fool me! [17:29] Boss     I... [17:31] Boss     This tunnel... [17:33] Boss     When my biker gang and I     were going down this tunnel, [17:35] Boss     the guy in front happened     to slip on a banana peel, [17:39] Boss     and we all died! And I'm their leader! [17:43] Boss     This tunnel is... [17:46] Boss     my turf! [17:51] Boss     I'll crush every last intruder! [17:53] Boss     Here we go! [17:54] Boss     Curse ya! SIGN    Curse ya [17:57] Boss     Cigarette Burn Poltergeist! [18:05] Boss     Wh-What? [18:07] Boss     My ignition attack isn't working? [18:10] Boss     There's a powerful forcefield? [18:13] Boss     How could this power be coming     from someone like him? [18:16] Boss     Crap! I mistook him for a wimp! [18:19] Rei     Too late for regrets now! [18:22] Rei     The moment that you tried to take on     the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka, [18:25] Rei     your fate was sealed! [18:28] Rei     You're going to be exorcised! [18:30] Rei     Banishing Salt Punch! [18:32] Narrator     This is one of Reigen's special attacks, SIGN    Banishing Salt Punch [18:35] Narrator     where he punches the enemy with     his fist covered in table salt. [18:40] Boss     Huh? That didn't hurt at all. [18:42] Rei     Oh, dear. [18:44] Boss     So you are a fake... [18:48] Boss     I'm disappearing! [18:52] Rei     Go back to the ozone layer. [18:53] Boss     W-Wait! Wait! [18:54] Boss     We were just being forced to do this! [19:00] Rei     Hey, what are you doing, Mob? [19:03] Rei     Hurry up and melt him. [19:04] Mob     Now, now, Master. [19:06] Mob     Let's hear him out. [19:09] Boss     We're nothing compared to     the evil spirit down the tunnel. [19:15] Boss     We've been getting orders from him, [19:17] Boss     and that's why we've been scaring     people that come through. [19:21] Rei     Hmph. Don't think that you can     fool Reigen with such lies! [19:25] Boss     They aren't lies! [19:27] Boss     It's just that if I disappeared     while being falsely accused, SIGN    Death Specters Gang [19:31] Boss     I didn't think that we,     the Death Specters, SIGN    Boss [19:35] Boss     and our memories could rest in peace! [19:39] Boss     That's all I wanted to say! [19:41] Boss     Now you can make me disappear,     melt, or whatever you want! [19:45] Rei     So you're trying to make us pity you? [19:48] Rei     Don't let him fool you, Mob! [19:49] Rei     Those are the typical lies of a con artist. [19:53] Rei     Melt him. [19:54] Mob     Before that, I'm going to go have a look. [19:56] Rei     Huh? [19:57] Mob     I thought it was a little weird that the aura [20:01] Mob     I felt before coming in here     hadn't disappeared yet. [20:05] Rei     Well, yeah, me, too... [20:07] Boss     Stop him! [20:09] Boss     No matter how strong that kid may be,     he doesn't stand a chance. [20:13] Boss     That thing is an evil spirit that's lived     on this mountain for hundreds of years. [20:17] Boss     Everyone that's died here was killed by him! [20:22] Rei     S-So you guys were also... [20:25] Boss     No. We just happened to     slip on a banana peel. [20:34] Boss     You get it now, don't you? [20:36] Boss     If you care for that kid at all,     call him back. [20:39] Boss     Hurry! [20:42] Rei     H-Hey, Mob! Come back! [20:45] Rei     Come back! Mob! [21:14] Rei     Mob? [21:43] Mob     Ah. [21:47] Rei     Oh, you're safe. [21:49] Mob     Yes. That evil spirit wasn't very powerful. [21:53] Boss     Wh-Who are you? [21:56] Mob     Huh? I'm nobody... [21:59] Rei     You idiot! [22:00] Rei     You're Mob, the student... [22:03] Rei     of Reigen Arataka, the new star      of the paranormal world! [22:06] Mob     Oh, right. [22:09] Boss     I thank you. [22:10] Boss     Now we can all pass on peacefully. [22:14] Mob     Ah, could this be... SIGN    Death Specters     Gang [22:20] (Flashback) Guy     Here we go, Boss! [22:22] (Flashback) Boss     Yeah! SIGN    Death Specters Gang [22:31] Boss     Thanks... SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Reigen Arataka And Mob [22:39] Guys     Thanks, dude. [22:40] Guys     Now we can depart to the afterlife! [22:43] Guys     Full speed ahead to the next world! [22:49] Rei     Mob. [22:50] Rei     What are you doing? [22:52] Rei     Let's go. [22:54] Mob     Right. SIGN    Bus Schedule [23:03] Mob     By the way, Master... [23:04] Rei     Huh? [23:05] Mob     Why didn't you do anything? [23:08] Rei     Well, uh, you know... [23:11] Rei     A-Ahem... [23:14] Rei     Didn't I tell you right at the start [23:15] Rei     that I'd leave the small fry to you? [23:17] Mob     Oh, right. SIGN    Seasoning Station [23:30] Kid     What do you wanna do? [23:32] Kid     Let's get something to eat. [23:34] Kid     I'm not gonna last until I get home. [23:35] Kid     I know, right? [23:36] Rei     Sorry to keep you waiting, Mob. [23:38] Rei     Shall we? [23:39] Mob     Yes. [23:40] Rei     Does ramen work for you? [23:42] Mob     Yes. [23:44] Rei     If you're going to add on     chashu pork, limit it to two. [23:47] Mob     All right. [23:50] Ramen chef     Here you go. SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 26% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 27% [23:56] Rei     A group of telepathics suddenly appear     and disturb Mob's daily life. [23:59] Rei     Having doubts about his peaceful youth,     Mob heads into a world of women. [24:02] Rei     Where is the goal?      Which way is tomorrow? [24:04] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 2: [24:06] Rei     "Doubts About Youth      The Telepathy Club Appears." SIGN    Doubts About Youth      The Telepathy Club Appears [24:08] Rei     Watching it in real time? Wise decision.