E30 - It's Like That

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[00:02] Yuji
    I think I'll go see a movie.
[00:05] Yuji
    What about you, Kugisaki?
[00:06] Kugisaki
    It's still early. I'll go shopping or something.
[00:09] Fushiguro
    You all have so much energy.
[00:11] Fushiguro
    I'm going home, then.
[00:14] Yuji
    Take care.
[00:18] Kugisaki
    Finally done.
[00:21] Yuji
    I'm going to the movies. What about you?
[00:24] Kugisaki
    What are you seeing?
[00:25] Yuji
    Human Earthworm 4.
[00:27] Kugisaki
    Who'd ever go see that?
[00:28] Kugisaki
    I haven't even seen 1, 2, or 3.
[00:30] Yuji
    I think you'd be fine jumping in on 4.
[00:34] Yuji
    This time, the mad scientist
    from the first one,
[00:37] Yuji
    Dr. Richter, is making his
    long-awaited reappearance!
[00:37] Boy
    Stop! Let me go!
[00:40] Yuji
    And the hybrid human-earthworm fusion
    born from the doctor's experiments
[00:43] Yuji
    is going to give rise to an
    enhanced Human Earthworm!
[00:45] Kugisaki
    What the hell? That's so gross.
[00:48] Yuji
    The poor Human Earthworm, who barely
    escaped from Dr. Richter with its life,
[00:52] Yuji
    finally wanders into a campground
    where a group of college students are,
[00:56] Yuji
    and that's when the story really kicks off.
[00:58] Yuji
    So, one of the people in that group is a kind
    woman who's an animal rights proponent,
[01:03] Yuji
    and the Human Earthworm
    falls in love with her.
[01:06] Humanearthworm
    I'm no longer human.
[01:09] Woman
    You're more human than anyone else.
[01:12] Man
    It's a monster! Kill it!
[01:13] Woman
    Kevin, stop!
[01:14] Woman
    If we kill him, then we're the monsters!
[01:19] Babyhumanearthworm
    Papa.
[01:21] Babyhews
    Papa?
[01:21] Babyhews
    Are you okay?
[01:21] Babyhews
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Human Earthworm 4
[01:25] Yuji
    So the theme is actually love!
[01:32] Kugisaki
    I don't want see some wormo man,
    regardless of the theme.
[01:36] Yuji
    It's "Human Earthworm."
[01:38] Kugisaki
    It doesn't matter.
[01:40] Kugisaki
    I'm going shopping, okay?
[01:43] Kugisaki
    Want to come with?
[01:44] Yuji
    I just said I'm going to the movies.
[01:46] Kugisaki
    Okay. Later, then.
[01:58] Gakuganji
    Special-grade is a rank reserved for
    those sorcerers who are exceptional.
[02:04] Gakuganji
    In my opinion, first-grade is
    the true rank for the sorcerers
[02:08] Gakuganji
    who will lead other sorcerers
    and jujutsu society.
[02:12] Gakuganji
    They must stand above comparison to semi-first-
    grades in terms of peril, secrecy, and salary.
[02:18] Gakuganji
    Now, with that in mind,
    what did you just say?
[02:21] Mei
    Maki Zen'in, Panda...
[02:24] Todo
    ...Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki,
    and my brother, Yuji Itadori.
[02:30] Todo
    On my name as Aoi Todo...
[02:33] Mei
    And on my name as Mei Mei...
[02:35] Both
    I recommend those five
    for first-grade sorcerer.
[02:41] Todo
    Those who are recommended
    by at least two first-grades
[02:47] Todo
    must carry out missions under
    an active first-grade,
[02:50] Todo
    or first-grade equivalent sorcerer.
[02:54] Todo
    Then, if they are deemed fit,
    they will be promoted to semi-first-grade
[02:59] Todo
    and proceed to be assigned
    first-grade missions on their own.
[03:03] Todo
    Following the results of those missions,
[03:05] Todo
    they either will or won't officially
    become first-grade sorcerers.
[03:10] Todo
    My brother will certainly accept
    the recommendation.
[03:14] Todo
    With Sukuna still uncooperative,
[03:16] Todo
    he'll need to go on more dangerous missions
[03:18] Todo
    to raise his chances of finding more fingers.
[03:21] Todo
    You understand what
    that means, right, Ms. Mei?
[03:27] Mei
    What that means?
    That's everything, Mr. Todo.
[03:42] Todo
    A bright future...
[03:44] Todo
    It means a bright future
    where Aoi Todo and Yuji Itadori
[03:47] Todo
    face missions together lies ahead of us!
[03:53] Mei
    No...
[03:54] Todo
    You don't have to say it.
[03:56] Todo
    There's no guarantee I'll be the first-grade
    sorcerer assigned to accompany him.
[03:59] Todo
    That's what you wanted to say, right?
[04:01] Todo
    But I'm certain of this!
[04:03] Todo
    It's as certain as apples
    falling from a tree!
[04:06] Todo
    The two of us are drawn together!
[04:10] Todo
    Yes, it truly is destiny!
[04:15] Mei
    No, I mean...
[04:17] Mei
    The sorcerers who recommended him
    can't be assigned to accompany him.
[04:23] Mei
    Since we're the two that
    recommended Itadori-kun,
[04:26] Mei
    someone else will have to accompany him.
[04:31] Mei
    Thanks for today.
[04:32] Mei
    I'll be leaving now, Mr. Todo.
[04:46] Ozawa
    Um, excuse me.
[04:51] Ozawa
    You were with Itadori-kun earlier, right?
[04:57] Kugisaki
    Huh?
SIGN    JUJUTSU KAISEN
    Shibuya Incident
[06:32] Waitress
    Welcome!
[06:34] Ozawa
    This is what I looked like at our
    middle school graduation ceremony.
[06:37] Kugisaki
    Huh?! Seriously?! That was only six months ago!
[06:40] Kugisaki
    What happened to you?!
[06:42] Ozawa
    Well, I've grown about
    15 centimeters since then.
[06:47] Ozawa
    That combined with the stress of moving
    to Tokyo and changing environments...
[06:51] Kugisaki
    Wow...
[06:53] Kugisaki
    You're a real Kuroko Sato.
[06:57] Kugisaki
    That's Itadori.
[06:58] Ozawa
    On graduation day, I worked up the
    courage to ask for a photo with him.
[07:02] Ozawa
    I actually wanted to ask
    for his phone number,
[07:06] Ozawa
    but it was already decided
    that we would be moving to Tokyo...
[07:09] Ozawa
    So when I saw Itadori-kun earlier,
[07:12] Ozawa
    I thought maybe with
    how I look now, I might...
[07:16] Kugisaki
    Wait... Yuko, you mean...
[07:20] Kugisaki
    It's like that, right?
[07:22] Ozawa
    Yes! It's like that!
[07:27] Kugisaki
    Hey, Ijichi-san.
[07:28] Kugisaki
    Is Fushiguro still riding with you?
[07:30] Kugisaki
    I sent you the URL for the restaurant I'm at.
[07:32] Kugisaki
    Could you turn around and bring him here?
[07:34] Kugisaki
    Thanks! See ya soon!
[07:38] Kugisaki
    Someone who knows Itadori well
    is on his way here now.
[07:41] Ozawa
    Um...
[07:42] Kugisaki
    We'll talk to him about it first.
[07:44] Ozawa
    Um...
[07:47] Ozawa
    If you're also interested in Itadori-kun...
[07:50] Kugisaki
    No.
[07:51] Kugisaki
    Even if hell froze over
    and danced the lambada...
[07:55] Kugisaki
    No.
[07:59] Kugisaki
    My chest just felt weird.
[08:03] Kugisaki & Screen
    Did my heart skip a beat?
SIGN    Did my heart
    skip a beat?
[08:07] Fushiguro
    Yo, what's the big idea?
[08:10] Kugisaki
    Hey, Fushiguro!
[08:11] Kugisaki
    Does Itadori have a girlfriend?
[08:13] Fushiguro
    Huh?
[08:14] Kugisaki
    This is Yuko Ozawa.
[08:16] Kugisaki
    She's actually blah, blah, blah.
[08:19] Fushiguro
    So it's like that?!
[08:21] Kugisaki
    Yeah, it's like that!
[08:24] Fushiguro
    He definitely doesn't have a girlfriend.
[08:25] Kugisaki
    Your basis for that?
[08:27] Fushiguro
    When he suddenly had to transfer to Tokyo,
    he didn't seem particularly upset about it.
[08:31] Fushiguro
    He also has a pinup
    poster hanging in his room.
[08:34] Fushiguro
    Anyone with a girlfriend wouldn't have
    something like that hanging up, right?
[08:37] Fushiguro
    Because she'd hate it.
[08:39] Kugisaki
    Are you the type to drink coffee black only
    when women are around so you can show off?
[08:43] Kugisaki
    Stop that.
[08:44] Fushiguro
    You called me out here
    to ask me about this, right?
[08:47] Fushiguro
    And I always drink it black.
[08:49] Ozawa
    Um, by the way, do you know what his type is?
[08:55] Fushiguro
    He mentioned he likes tall girls.
[09:01] Kugisaki
    You have a shot!
[09:02] Kugisaki
    I'll summon Itadori!
[09:04] Kugisaki
    You're okay with that, right, Yuko?!
[09:06] Ozawa
    Yes!
SIGN    Yuji Itadori
SIGN    Hey.
SIGN    FAMILY Restaurant
SIGN    Come.
SIGN    Why?
SIGN    Come.
SIGN    Got it.
[09:13] Ozawa
    That was curt.
[09:15] Kugiasawa
    Was it?
[09:16] Yuji
    Hey, Fushiguro's here, too!
[09:18] Kugisaki
    That was fast!
[09:21] Kugisaki
    Oh, crap.
[09:23] Fushiguro
    What's that?
[09:24] Kugisaki
    I didn't tell Itadori about Yuko!
[09:24] Yuji
    Finding a money exchange was a pain,
    so I traded in for prizes instead.
[09:27] Kugisaki
    He definitely won't recognize her
    after she changed so much!
[09:33] Yuji
    Who are you?
[09:34] Kugisaki
    That's the number one line you don't want to
    hear when reuniting with the one you adore!
[09:41] Kugisaki
    Itadori!
[09:41] Kugisaki
    This girl is—
[09:41] Yuji
    Wait...
[09:43] Yuji
    You're Ozawa. What are you doing here?
[09:47] Yuji
    What a coincidence.
[09:51] (Flashback) Student
    Okay, so which girl in our
    class do you like, Itadori?
[10:03] (Flashback) Yuji
    None of them, really.
[10:05] (Flashback) Student
    But if you had to pick!
[10:07] (Flashback) Yuji
    Huh?
[10:09] (Flashback) Yuji
    If I had to pick, then... Ozawa.
[10:12] (Flashback) Student
    What?!
[10:14] (Flashback) Student
    No way, man! She's fat!
[10:19] (Flashback) Yuji
    Is she?
[10:20] (Flashback) Yuji
    But the way she eats and her handwriting
    and stuff are super nice.
[10:29] (Flashback) Yuji
    I mean, fish is hard to eat, you know?
[10:32] (Flashback) Student
    I thought you said you liked
    tall girls with big butts?
[10:36] (Flashback) Yuji
    That's its own thing!
[10:42] Ozawa
    It's easy for girls to get fat.
[10:47] Ozawa
    I started off fat...
[10:57] Ozawa
    But even I don't have any interest in
    choosing someone who won't choose me.
[11:15] Ozawa
    Itadori-kun saw a side of me I wasn't aware of.
[11:21] Ozawa
    I hated all the boys other than Itadori-kun.
[11:25] Ozawa
    But...
[11:27] Ozawa
    "Maybe with how I look now, I might..."
[11:34] Ozawa
    I'm living by the same
    standards as the people I hate.
[11:46] (Flashback) Student
    Later.
[11:47] (Flashback) Student
    See you tomorrow.
[11:47] (Flashback) Yuji
    Later.
[11:50] Yuji
    See you later.
[12:09] Fushiguro
    Was that really okay?
[12:10] Fushiguro
    They could have at least exchanged numbers.
[12:12] Kugisaki
    I exchanged with her. It should be fine.
[12:16] Kugisaki
    More importantly, Fushiguro,
    I've finally realized my own feelings.
[12:20] Fushiguro
    Huh?
[12:21] Kugisaki
    The thought that Itadori
    might land a girlfriend
[12:24] Kugisaki
    before I get a boyfriend pisses me off.
[12:26] Fushiguro
    That so?
[12:27] Yuji
    Sorry for the wait.
[12:29] Kugisaki
    Walk behind me.
[12:31] Yuji
    Huh? Say what? What are you talking about?
[12:33] Fushiguro
    Here.
[12:34] Yuji
    Oh! Thanks!
[12:36] Kugisaki
    Here.
[12:36] Yuji
    Huh? Huh? What's this?
[12:39] Kugisaki
    Just while you're at it.
[12:40] Yuji
    While I'm at it?
[12:41] Kugisaki
    You'd feel bad making
    a lady carry them, right?
[12:46] Yuji
    Sure.
[12:47] Yuji
    Oh, crap! The movie's starting!
[12:49] Yuji
    Hey, let's go!
[12:50] Kugisaki
    Huh?! Hold up!
[12:51] Yuji
    Come on, come on, come on!
[12:53] Kugisaki
    Don't take mine with you!
[12:54] Kugisaki
    There's no way I'm watching some wormo man!
[12:56] Yuji
    You want some popcorn, too, Fushiguro?
[12:58] Yuji
    You like caramel flavor, right?
[12:59] Fushiguro
    Don't just advance the conversation
    assuming we're gonna see wormo man.
[13:02] Yuji
    I told you all, it's Human Earthworm 4!
SIGN    Episode 30
    It's Like That
[13:25] Utahime
    Impossible!
[13:27] Utahime
    Working with a curse user is
    one thing, but cursed spirits?!
[13:29] Gojo
    Yet, lately, cursed spirits of that level
    have been popping up everywhere.
[13:33] Gojo
    The person in question may think they're
    only working with curse users, though.
[13:38] Gojo
    I want to leave the investigation
    of Kyoto up to you, Utahime.
[13:45] Utahime
    This way.
[13:48] Utahime
    You've heard from Gojo about
    the person leaking intel, right?
[13:51] Three
    Yes.
[13:52] Utahime
    There's probably two or more people
    in contact with the curse users.
[13:55] Utahime
    One would be a higher-up,
    well above the principal.
[13:58] Utahime
    I won't be able to do
    anything about that one.
[14:00] Utahime
    The other would be someone passing
    the information up to that higher-up.
[14:05] Utahime
    That one is our current target.
[14:08] Utahime
    They're only a suspect at this point,
    so we'll capture and interrogate them.
[14:12] Kugisaki
    So, who from Kyoto is it?
[14:14] Yuji
    Oh?!
[14:15] Kugisaki
    That's why you asked those
    of us from Tokyo, right?
[14:19] Yuji
    Kugisaki, you're incredible.
[14:24] Utahime
    The mole is...
[14:26] Miwa
    Mechamaru!
[14:28] Miwa
    Oh, there you are.
[14:30] Miwa
    Today's the last day
    to turn in your notebook.
[14:37] Miwa
    Mechamaru?
[14:39] Mechamaru
    Sorry, Miwa. I'm going to sleep for a bit.
[14:44] Mechamaru
    Please take the notebook from my desk.
[14:46] Miwa
    Sleep? It's still only evening.
[14:53] Miwa
    Jeez!
SIGN    Poke Poke Poke
[14:58] Miwa
    He really did go to sleep.
[15:00] Miwa
    I wonder where the real
    Mechamaru actually is.
[15:05] Utahime
    Mechamaru's real body,
[15:07] Utahime
    Kokichi Muta, is in the basement here.
[15:10] Utahime
    Now, it's not like he's suspicious.
[15:12] Utahime
    It's more that everyone else wasn't.
[15:15] Utahime
    So the process of elimination
    leaves us with him.
[15:30] Utahime
    Mechamaru's technique
    is puppet manipulation.
[15:33] Utahime
    Thanks to his Heavenly Pact,
[15:35] Utahime
    the range he can manipulate puppets
    in extends throughout all of Japan.
[15:38] Utahime
    If he had unregistered puppets,
[15:40] Utahime
    he could do the work of a
    mole as much as he wanted.
[15:44] Yuji
    Really?
[15:45] Yuji
    That guy stood out a lot to me.
[15:48] Utahime
    Even if the puppet was
    the size of a fly or a mosquito?
[15:51] Yuji
    I see.
[15:52] Yuji
    So those are options, too, huh?
[15:56] Utahime
    We're here.
[16:01] Muta
    They've arrived?
[16:17] Yuji
    Uh...
[16:20] Utahime
    He got us.
[16:22] Fushiguro
    But on the other hand...
[16:24] Kugisaki
    Now we're certain it's Mechamaru.
[16:33] Muta
    You're late.
[16:35] Muta
    I thought you forgot about me.
[16:38] Geto
    We wouldn't make a blunder like that.
[16:40] Geto
    You're personally familiar with the
    terrifying nature of a pact, right?
[16:44] Mahito
    He always smells moldy. I hate it.
[16:48] Mahito
    And he's an enemy. Let's just kill him quick.
[16:51] Geto
    You can't do that yet, Mahito.
[16:54] Geto
    He agreed to cooperate with us
    and provide information.
[16:58] Geto
    In exchange, we agreed to use your
    Idle Transfiguration to fix his body.
[17:03] Geto
    That's the pact we all forged, remember?
[17:08] Geto
    Killing him comes after fixing him.
[17:13] Geto
    I wanted him to do some work
    for us in Shibuya, too,
[17:16] Geto
    so that's a shame.
[17:18] Muta
    "We won't lay a hand on the people
    from the Kyoto school."
[17:20] Muta
    You're the ones who broke our pact first.
[17:23] Mahito
    Hanami's the one who did that.
[17:26] Mahito
    You shouldn't lash out at the wrong people.
[17:29] Muta
    I have no intention of
    arguing with cursed spirits.
[17:31] Muta
    Hurry up and fix me, scumbag.
[17:36] Mahito
    Maybe I'll get carried away
    and turn him into a caterpillar.
[17:39] Geto
    Mahito.
[17:40] Geto
    Pacts forged with others are very different
    from pacts placed upon oneself.
[17:46] Geto
    The first aspect of that is the
    uncertain nature of the penalty.
[17:50] Geto
    If you break a pact with yourself,
    whatever you gained,
[17:53] Geto
    the improvement to your own ability is lost,
[17:57] Geto
    but this time, you can't break it.
[17:59] Geto
    If you break this pact,
[18:01] Geto
    then we have no idea when or
    what kind of disaster will befall us.
[18:06] Mahito
    Yeah, yeah.
[18:08] Mahito
    You're lower than a scumbag, so be grateful.
[18:13] Mahito
    Idle Transfiguration.
[18:46] Mahito
    No fun at all.
[18:48] Mahito
    Celebrate a bit more.
[18:52] Muta
    I'll do that after I'm finished here.
[18:56] Mahito
    I suppose that's fair.
[18:59] Mahito
    All right, shall we get started?
[19:11] Geto
    Want my help?
[19:12] Mahito
    Don't you dare. He's my toy.
[19:44] Mahito
    He escaped?
[19:47] Mahito
    Well, it's not like we need to kill him.
[19:50] Mahito
    How boring.
[19:53] Mahito
    I wanted to have a match,
    not go hunting, you know.
[20:13] Mahito
    That's more like it!
SIGN    Ultimate Mechamaru, Mode: Absolute
    “Armored Puppet Ultimate Mechamaru Prototype 0”
[20:23] Mahito
    So you've been making
    something like this in secret?
[20:26] Mahito
    Guess you weren't a shut-in just for show.
[20:29] Mahito
    He's inside it, right?
[20:31] Mahito
    He wouldn't want me to touch him, after all.
[20:33] Mahito
    The cockpit...
[20:35] Mahito
    The seat of his soul...
[20:38] Mahito
    is the head!
[20:39] Systemvoice
    Expansion rate normal.
[20:41] Systemvoice
    Perception feedback severed.
[20:43] Muta
    Tsk. They lowered a veil.
[20:45] Muta
    Must be Geto.
[20:47] Muta
    It's not just attempting to trap me inside.
[20:50] Muta
    It's cutting off signal, too.
[20:53] Muta
    This won't be as easy as
    it was for Satoru Gojo.
[20:56] Muta
    That's right. My victory
    condition is Satoru Gojo.
[21:00] Muta
    I have to use any means necessary
    to get in contact with Satoru Gojo,
[21:04] Muta
    and tell him about the Shibuya plot.
[21:06] Muta
    Then I'll have him protect me.
[21:08] Muta
    But even if I want to focus on Geto,
    the one who lowered this veil,
[21:12] Muta
    Mahito, is too dangerous to ignore.
[21:15] Muta
    I'll have to exorcise him first.
[21:19] Geto
    Go ahead, don't mind me.
[21:23] Muta
    I'm still at a disadvantage.
[21:25] Muta
    But I have a chance to win.
[21:34] Muta
    I've seen it all.
[21:37] Muta
    I have all the time I was bound. All the
    cursed energy I gained from that time.
[21:42] Muta
    I won't hold anything back.
SIGN    17 years 1 month 29 days
SIGN    16 Years
[21:52] Muta
    Charge, one year!
[21:54] Muta
    Burn him, Mechamaru!
[22:00] Muta
    Ultra Cannon!
[23:40] Miwa
    I decided I'd never tell anyone about
    the things I truly want to keep secret
[23:43] Miwa
    after I wrote what type of
    boy I like in my profile book
[23:46] Miwa
    back in grade school
    and had everyone find out!
[23:48] Miwa
    Next time, "Evening Festival"!
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    Evening Festival
[23:50] Mai
    What did you write?
[23:51] Miwa
    Mittermeyer.
[23:52] Mai
    He does seem like he'd be fast.