E13 - The Best at Being the Worst

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[00:05] ---
    Take the lead, Endo!
    I haven't seen this part of the labyrinth!
[00:09] ---
    G-Got it!
[00:11] ---
    He one-shot that Behemoth...
[00:16] ---
    There's no shortcut?
[00:18] ---
    We must hurry to them by any means possible!
[00:22] ---
    Here, huh?
[00:24] ---
    Hold up, Endo.
[00:26] ---
    What's up?
[00:27] ---
    Found us a shortcut.
[00:31] ---
    Huh?
[00:36] ---
    What's that?
[00:37] ---
    My Pile Bunker.
[00:39] ---
    It's a pile driver
[00:40] ---
    that utilizes the immense force created by
    electromagnetic acceleration and explosives.
[00:44] ---
    A pile driver?
[00:45] ---
    Yeah. These long rods are made
    from ore compressed with Transmute,
[00:48] ---
    then coated with azantium,
    the strongest metal in the world.
[00:56] ---
    Endo.
[00:57] ---
    I'm going on ahead. Follow in after us.
[01:02] ---
    A hole?!
[01:03] ---
    N-Nagumo?!
[01:08] ---
    Oh, come on!
[01:38] ---
    You two're still good friends, huh?
[03:20] ---
    Hajime-kun!
[03:21] ---
    Wait, Nagumo-kun?
[03:23] ---
    Wait, what?! What's going on?!
[03:26] ---
    No, really?! Is that really you, Nagumo-kun?!
[03:29] ---
    Wait, what? What's going on?!
[03:32] ---
    Calm down, Yaegashi.
[03:34] ---
    You're supposed to be the cool
    and collected one, remember?
[03:50] ---
    Guys! I-I brought help!
[03:55] ---
    Endo!
[04:03] ---
    Yue, keep Endo and the others safe.
[04:05] ---
    Mm.
[04:06] ---
    Shea, go check out the fallen knights.
[04:09] ---
    You got it!
[04:12] ---
    Tio and Myu, take care of these guys.
[04:14] ---
    Understood.
[04:16] ---
    Okey dokey!
[04:18] ---
    Okay, then...
[04:19] ---
    Hajime-kun!
[04:22] ---
    I'll be fine, you stay there.
[04:25] ---
    Pray let us handle this.
[04:27] ---
    Yeah, pray!
[04:32] ---
    Never expected someone to come
    down to hell on their own volition.
[04:36] ---
    If you don't feel like dying,
    then get the hell outta here.
[04:38] ---
    What?!
[04:39] ---
    That means if you leave now, I'll let you go.
[04:42] ---
    Insolent human! You'll regret your
    foolishness when you die by my hand!
[04:47] ---
    Well, okay. That means you're my enemy, yeah?
[04:50] ---
    Hajime-kun!
[04:54] ---
    Hey, so, what kind of half-assed magic is this?
[05:01] ---
    This is barely street magician level.
[05:06] ---
    No way...
[05:19] ---
    H-How did you know?!
[05:44] ---
    Take this!
[06:53] ---
    Damn it all!
[07:07] ---
    H-Heal me!
[07:10] ---
    What?!
[07:15] ---
    He targeted the healer!
[07:26] ---
    Looks like you're the one
    who decided to take a trip to Hell today.
[07:33] ---
    Who the hell is he?
[07:35] ---
    I know it's hard to believe, but that's Nagumo.
[07:40] ---
    What?
[07:46] ---
    Huh?
[07:47] ---
    L-Like I said, that's Nagumo!
[07:49] ---
    The same Hajime Nagumo
    who fell from the bridge that day!
[07:52] ---
    Nagumo?!
[07:53] ---
    I don't believe it!
[07:55] ---
    I mean, he looks way different,
    so I can get your reaction.
[08:06] ---
    N-No way!
[08:08] ---
    Nagumo died! You're just
    making shit up for no reason!
[08:12] ---
    I saw his status plate!
    There's no doubt about it, it's him!
[08:16] ---
    He must've forged it or something!
[08:17] ---
    That's right, he's gotta
    be plotting something bad!
[08:21] ---
    Calm down.
[08:26] ---
    Are you going to get in Hajime's way again?
[08:32] ---
    Here it comes!
[08:39] ---
    Hey, Taniguchi!
[08:41] ---
    Suzu?!
[08:42] ---
    I-I'm gonna...
[08:44] ---
    Protect you!
[08:47] ---
    It's okay.
[08:49] ---
    Dark Firmament.
[09:24] ---
    Gotcha!
[09:27] ---
    I can't...
[09:36] ---
    ...believe you lot...
[09:50] ---
    Yaegashi, take this!
[09:54] ---
    Sorry!
[10:05] ---
    It's so light, but it sliced
    through like it was nothing...
[10:10] ---
    Who are you?
[10:18] ---
    That all you got?
[10:25] ---
    Crashing Gaol!
[10:31] ---
    Nagumo-kun!
[10:33] ---
    Nagumo!
[10:36] ---
    Papa!
[10:38] ---
    Pa...?
[10:48] ---
    So this is checkmate, then?
[10:51] ---
    That's right.
[10:53] ---
    My high-level magic meant nothing to you.
    Are you sure you're human?
[10:58] ---
    No, actually, I'm not.
[11:03] ---
    You monster.
[11:16] ---
    That hurts, Kaori!
[11:18] ---
    She said Papa, didn't she?!
[11:21] ---
    Kaori?!
[11:30] ---
    Right, then. I'm not interested
    in hearing your last words or anything.
[11:34] ---
    What I want to know...
[11:36] ---
    ...is how a demon got their hands on those
    monsters, and what you were doing down here.
[11:43] ---
    You gonna tell me?
[11:45] ---
    You think I'm going to talk?
[11:57] ---
    Well, let me tell you what I think.
[12:00] ---
    I think those monsters were
    created by a form of ancient magic.
[12:06] ---
    And demonkind gained the ability to use
    that ancient magic by clearing a great labyrinth.
[12:13] ---
    You came here to explore the pits of the hell,
[12:15] ---
    or rather, get to the end
    of the great labyrinth, yeah?
[12:20] ---
    I see. If you're anything like them,
[12:24] ---
    then your monstrous appearance
    and inhuman strength checks out.
[12:27] ---
    Like "them," huh?
[12:29] ---
    So the monsters were a gift from the guy
    who actually cleared the labyrinth, then.
[12:33] ---
    Well, that answers my questions.
[12:35] ---
    That's it, right? Then end me.
[12:39] ---
    Fine.
[12:41] ---
    But remember this. One day,
    my lover will find you and kill you.
[12:47] ---
    I don't care who comes for me.
    Demon or god, I'll kill them.
[12:51] ---
    But anyone who's just being puppeteered
    by that god won't be able to touch me.
[12:59] ---
    Stop, Nagumo! She can't fight us anymore!
[13:02] ---
    You don't need to--
[13:06] ---
    Nagumo!
[13:12] ---
    Nagumo!
[13:19] ---
    Shea, how's Meld doing?
[13:22] ---
    If we'd been one second too late,
    we wouldn't have been able to save him.
[13:25] ---
    We used the Holy Water just like you said,
[13:28] ---
    but are you sure it was
    okay to waste it? It's so rare.
[13:30] ---
    Yeah, he's been a big help.
[13:32] ---
    I don't want him dying on me.
[13:35] ---
    Hajime.
[13:36] ---
    Yue! Thanks a lot for taking care of that.
[13:40] ---
    Mm-hmm!
[13:48] ---
    Hey!
[13:49] ---
    C'mon you guys, read the room!
    Everyone's coming over here!
[13:58] ---
    What happened to Meld-san?
    That wound looked fatal...
[14:01] ---
    He's fine. We healed him up.
[14:05] ---
    Thank god... I thought he was done for.
[14:13] ---
    I'm just so glad you're alive, Hajime-kun.
[14:17] ---
    Thank you...
[14:18] ---
    I'm so sorry I couldn't protect you back then...
[14:31] ---
    I must've really had you worried.
[14:33] ---
    But I survived and made it back,
    so no need to apologize to me.
[14:38] ---
    So, uh...
[14:42] ---
    Don't cry, okay?
[14:47] ---
    Hajime-kun!
[14:53] ---
    Hug her already, c'mon!
[15:04] ---
    Is he...
[15:07] ---
    I see. It's been a while since he's ignored me.
[15:16] ---
    Hey, Nagumo! Why'd you kill her?
    She wasn't even resisting anymore!
[15:20] ---
    God, you're persistent.
[15:22] ---
    Amanogawa, you're not mad
    about me killing her, are you?
[15:37] ---
    You're mad at yourself
    for not being able to kill her...
[15:42] ---
    ...and pretending you've got
    a better reason for being pissed.
[15:45] ---
    Wha-- No! I'm just saying what
    anyone else would be saying!
[15:50] ---
    It's kill or be killed in this world.
    You've got to kill your enemies.
[15:54] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[15:56] ---
    You murdered her! Of course it's wrong!
[15:59] ---
    I don't show mercy. I always kill.
[16:03] ---
    If you're gonna stand in my way
    and say you don't like that, well...
[16:13] ---
    I don't care if we used to be classmates.
    I won't hesitate to kill you.
[16:21] ---
    Y-You...
[16:22] ---
    Don't get me wrong, okay?
    I don't think we're friends or comrades.
[16:26] ---
    I came here because I owed Shirasaki.
[16:30] ---
    Once I'm gone, it's goodbye.
[16:51] ---
    Nagumo-kun's changed.
[16:53] ---
    You think so?
[16:56] ---
    Papa, Myu's hungry!
[16:59] ---
    Okay, then let's go find us
    something yummy to eat, yeah?
[17:03] ---
    Papa!
[17:06] ---
    Yo, what the hell?!
[17:07] ---
    Oh, uh, my apologies.
[17:09] ---
    We gathered a force to help the trapped heroes,
[17:12] ---
    but we never thought you'd return so quickly.
[17:14] ---
    And we had to believe the contents
    of Ilwer's letter were true, to...
[17:17] ---
    Oh, boy...
[17:19] ---
    The heroes have returned unscathed! Dismissed!
[17:24] ---
    This is who Hajime-kun is now...
[17:28] ---
    Did he really change?
[17:36] ---
    Okay.
[17:37] ---
    Kaori?
[17:38] ---
    Shizuku-chan, I'm going to do it.
[17:41] ---
    Huh?
[17:44] ---
    You got this.
[17:46] ---
    Hajime-kun.
[17:50] ---
    Will you let me come with you, Hajime-kun?
[17:54] ---
    No--I'm coming with you, Hajime-kun.
[17:57] ---
    Huh?
[17:58] ---
    You don't have what it takes.
[18:00] ---
    What it takes?
[18:02] ---
    Are you talking about how
    much I care for Hajime-kun?
[18:05] ---
    I won't let anyone beat me there.
[18:10] ---
    I sense imminent battle.
[18:14] ---
    I love you.
[18:21] ---
    Shirasaki...
[18:23] ---
    I've got feelings for another girl.
[18:26] ---
    I can't reciprocate yours.
[18:31] ---
    It's Yue-san, isn't it?
[18:33] ---
    Yeah, so...
[18:35] ---
    So can I still stay by your side?
[18:38] ---
    I'll make you see me that way, I swear.
[18:41] ---
    After all, I'm not going to let
    anyone love you more than I do.
[18:46] ---
    Come with us.
[18:49] ---
    I'll show you why I stand far above you, girl.
[18:52] ---
    Don't call me "girl," call me "Kaori."
[18:54] ---
    You can call me Yue.
[18:56] ---
    I accept your challenge, Kaori.
[18:58] ---
    Don't cry when you lose, okay?
[19:02] ---
    Are my eyes okay?
[19:04] ---
    Because it looks like there are dark clouds
    and a lightning dragon behind Yue-san.
[19:09] ---
    And I see a big white face behind miss Kaori!
[19:13] ---
    Look at the two of them...
[19:16] ---
    This will be quite the interesting journey.
[19:22] ---
    I've been wondering about this,
    but what's this "Papa" business about?!
[19:25] ---
    Is that really your kid, Hajime-kun?!
[19:27] ---
    Shirasaki--
[19:28] ---
    Who's her mother?!
    Yue, Shea-san, or that pervert?!
[19:32] ---
    Tell me, Hajime-kun!
[19:34] ---
    Kaori, calm down!
[19:37] ---
    Don't tell me there are more!
    How many women did you knock up?!
[19:40] ---
    Am I gonna be okay?
[19:43] ---
    We'll be okay.
[19:45] ---
    We're the strongest!
[19:55] ---
    Shirasaki!
[19:57] ---
    We leave early tomorrow morning!
[20:00] ---
    Don't be late.
[20:11] ---
    "Good morning," "Good night,"
    all those simple things
[20:17] ---
    are so dreamlike and beloved to me
[20:22] ---
    Because I finally met you
[20:25] ---
    Nagumo-kun.
[20:27] ---
    Everything is so special, thank you again
[20:28] ---
    Thanks for this.
[20:30] ---
    You can have it. You've been a big help.
[20:35] ---
    Thanks.
[20:36] ---
    It's made from the world's strongest metal,
    made stronger by condensing it.
[20:36] ---
    I didn't think I'd be lonely all by myself
[20:39] ---
    You're not gonna find anything
    tougher or sharper, I guarantee that.
[20:42] ---
    That is, until you found me
[20:42] ---
    Wow. You're incredible, Nagumo-kun.
[20:45] ---
    I thought you couldn't fight at all,
[20:47] ---
    I wasn't afraid of anything
[20:47] ---
    but you've used your Synergist
    skills to do stuff like this...
[20:51] ---
    I'm sure I'll be using it so much,
    it'll almost become part of me.
[20:52] ---
    That is, until I thought of a world without you
[20:58] ---
    Can you believe it?
    I miss you, I'm so fond of you
[20:58] ---
    She's the last boss!
[21:00] ---
    Huh? Shizuku-chan?
[21:03] ---
    Huh? What?! What are you two doing here?!
[21:05] ---
    I love you, don't forget it
[21:07] ---
    I'm just thanking her!
[21:08] ---
    Why're you looking at me like that?!
    Seriously, why?!
[21:10] ---
    Shine bright like the first star in the night
[21:16] ---
    and stay closer to me than anyone else
[21:18] ---
    Kaori!
[21:21] ---
    I'll never let you go
[21:26] ---
    You're not going to say anything?
[21:27] ---
    I'll never let go of that hand
[21:29] ---
    What do you want me to say?
[21:32] ---
    How long have you known?
[21:32] ---
    Stay by my side and shine
[21:35] ---
    For a long, long time.
    Kaori's always held a candle for him.
[21:40] ---
    I had no idea.
[21:43] ---
    You're not going anywhere, are you, Shizuku?
[21:47] ---
    Who knows?
[21:58] ---
    Shizuku-chan...
[22:01] ---
    Good luck, Kaorin! I'll always be on your side!
[22:04] ---
    Take care!
[22:06] ---
    Thanks, Suzu-chan, Eri-chan.
[22:09] ---
    Off you go, now. Go to Nagumo-kun.
[22:12] ---
    Shizuku-chan...
[22:22] ---
    Whoa, what is that?!
    I've never seen anything like it before!
[22:25] ---
    I-Is that a car?
[22:29] ---
    Um, Hajime-kun,
    why are we all sitting like this?
[22:37] ---
    This is how it always is!
[22:39] ---
    Yue-san always gets to sit next to him,
    but one day, I'm gonna sit there, I swear!
[22:45] ---
    Tio-san, you're really all right
    with this arrangement?
[22:48] ---
    I can't say I'm all right...
[22:50] ---
    To be honest, this sort of treatment is what
    really gets me all hot and bothered inside!
[22:55] ---
    You really are a pervert, huh.
[22:58] ---
    Sexy neglecting!
[22:59] ---
    Myu, where the hell
    did you learn that word?!
[23:02] ---
    Papa, I'm hungry!
[23:05] ---
    I'm hungry, too!
[23:07] ---
    Myself as well.
[23:08] ---
    I swear...
[23:09] ---
    Watch where you're going!
[23:11] ---
    Me, too.
[23:16] ---
    Wait, what? Why did she just lick her lips?!
[23:21] ---
    I'm going to find my way home
[23:23] ---
    and take Yue and the others with me.
[23:25] ---
    Anyone who gets in the way
    of that is my enemy.
[23:29] ---
    And if they're my enemy, I'll kill them.
[23:32] ---
    Even if they happen to be a god.