13 - Thank God She's Still a Pervert!

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[00:05] Fake Shizuku
    You...
[00:11] Hajime
    Stay put for a bit.
SIGN    Episode 13: Thank God She's Still a Pervert!
[01:54] Hajime
    Don't spit it out. Swallow it
    like your life depends on it.
[02:02] Shizuku
    Are you really Nagumo-kun?
[02:04] Hajime
    What else do I look like?
[02:06] Shizuku
    B-But how...
[02:08] Hajime
    Calm down.
[02:09] Hajime
    I just went down the path
    that appeared and ended up here.
[02:13] Shizuku
    S-So...
[02:16] Shizuku
    Nagumo-kun really came to save...
[02:28] Hajime
    There, you should be in top shape now.
[02:30] Hajime
    Go on and take your revenge.
[02:34] Shizuku
    B-But, I couldn't beat it.
[02:38] Shizuku
    So...
[02:43] Hajime
    Yaegashi, don't worry.
[02:46] Shizuku
    Huh?
[02:47] Hajime
    Now behold, this item of
    safety, built for you.
[02:52] Shizuku
    Nagumo-kun...
[02:55] Hajime
    Pink Mask Mark II.
[02:58] Shizuku
    Nagumo-kun! This is no time
    for messing around!
[03:01] Hajime
    How rude. I'm not messing around.
[03:04] Hajime
    The improvements from Evolution Magic
    are applied to your mask as well.
[03:10] Hajime
    Don't be startled by hearing this.
[03:12] Hajime
    The mask makes all
    of your senses three times better.
[03:16] Hajime
    That should let you beat it.
[03:19] Shizuku
    How is it so impossibly powerful?
[03:22] Hajime
    I know you want it badly.
[03:24] Hajime
    Don't worry, I accept you
    as the worthy owner of—
[03:29] Shizuku
    I don't want it. I can win
    without that thing!
[03:33] Shizuku
    Or rather, I'll fight with all my
    life in order to avoid wearing it!
[03:37] Hajime
    That's right. You can win,
    even without this thing.
[03:42] Hajime
    Don't forget.
[03:44] Hajime
    It is a real aspect of you,
    but not you entirely.
[03:49] Hajime
    It's just one aspect of you,
    composed of negative emotions.
[03:53] Hajime
    Everything that's important is held by
    "Shizuku Yaegashi," the person in front of me.
[03:59] Hajime
    Isn't that right?
[04:00] Shizuku
    Held by me...
[04:02] Hajime
    If you're able to feel
    depressed by what it says,
[04:05] Hajime
    that's proof that you're able to
    face your problems head-on.
[04:07] Hajime
    Good-for-nothing bums just ignore them.
[04:11] Hajime
    That said, you're a bit too uptight.
[04:14] Hajime
    Loosen up a little.
[04:17] Shizuku
    Nagumo-kun...
[04:19] Hajime
    By the way, I'm on team good-for-nothing.
[04:23] Hajime
    I'll watch over you.
[04:25] Hajime
    Keep trying until you win.
    You won't die as long as I'm here.
[04:30] Hajime
    I won't let you die. Don't worry.
[04:37] Shizuku
    What a sweet pickup line.
[04:40] Shizuku
    So, you'll really watch over me?
[04:43] Hajime
    Yeah.
[04:44] Shizuku
    And if I get in trouble, you'll protect me?
[04:46] Hajime
    Yeah.
[04:48] Shizuku
    If I get depressed again,
    you'll help me get back on my feet?
[04:52] Hajime
    Fine, fine.
[04:55] Shizuku
    Off I go, then.
[04:56] Hajime
    Yeah, go on.
[05:00] Fake Shizuku
    I can't believe you could flirt like
    that in front of an enemy.
[05:04] Fake Shizuku
    What a fine look you have on your face now.
[05:07] Shizuku
    You think so? It must
    be thanks to Nagumo-kun.
[05:10] Fake Shizuku
    So, you're going to betray your
    best friend and rival, after all...
[05:16] Shizuku
    Enough of this useless chatter.
    This exchange is meaningless.
[05:20] Shizuku
    I'll survive, and see Kaori
    and the others again.
[05:24] Shizuku
    Everything starts from there.
[05:27] Shizuku
    I'll grab hold of the best outcome for me,
    and I won't give up until I do.
[05:33] Fake Shizuku
    So you're going to be
    a fighting woman again.
[05:37] Shizuku
    You're right about how
    I've suppressed myself my whole life.
[05:41] Shizuku
    But I earned many things
    through that life as well.
[05:44] Shizuku
    They're all precious to me.
    I can't let them go.
[05:48] Shizuku
    Even as a fighting woman, it seems like
    someone far stronger than me would protect me.
[05:53] Fake Shizuku
    It's definitely
    an indirect reason, you know.
[05:56] Fake Shizuku
    It's only because he's
    precious to Kaori. I'm certain.
[06:00] Shizuku
    That's fine, for now.
[06:04] Shizuku
    I will put my all in this strike.
    Survive it, if you can.
[06:11] Fake Shizuku
    What a wonderfully determined spirit.
[06:13] Fake Shizuku
    Seriously, what a moment he chose to appear.
[06:16] Fake Shizuku
    A person who'll be at
    the right place at the right time.
[06:20] Fake Shizuku
    I thought those only existed in stories.
[06:56] Hajime
    Great. What a fascinating strike that was.
[07:04] Shizuku
    You can go ahead and be
    fascinated by the rest of me, too.
[07:07] Hajime
    What are you talking about?
[07:08] Shizuku
    How unfortunate.
[07:13] Hajime
    Yaegashi, is it too hard to walk?
[07:16] Shizuku
    Yes, it is.
[07:18] Shizuku
    I'm counting on you, Nagumo-kun.
[07:21] Hajime
    Huh?
[07:22] Shizuku
    Carry me.
[07:24] Hajime
    Yaegashi, have you changed a little?
[07:27] Hajime
    It's like you're not holding back anymore,
    or got bolder or something.
[07:33] Shizuku
    I just decided to be
    a bit more honest with myself.
[07:36] Shizuku
    Oh, I know.
[07:37] Shizuku
    Can you make me an artifact imbued
    with Regeneration Magic?
[07:41] Shizuku
    In fact, can you make it a hair accessory?
[07:44] Shizuku
    I just lost my hairband.
[07:48] Shizuku
    And make it cute.
[07:49] Hajime
    That's really specific.
[07:53] Hajime
    Seriously, I guess you got over something.
[07:58] Shizuku
    So pretty...
[07:59] Hajime
    There, that'll do it, right?
[08:08] Shizuku
    How is it?
[08:10] Hajime
    It's not as strong
    as actual regeneration magic,
[08:13] Hajime
    but it's applying a healing factor
    to your body for sure.
[08:18] Shizuku
    That's not what I was asking.
[08:21] Hajime
    Let's hurry.
[08:24] Shizuku
    Oh, I wanted to be carried
    in front, like a princess.
[08:27] Shizuku
    Oh well.
[08:30] Shizuku
    Hey, Nagumo-kun.
[08:32] Hajime
    Yeah? What is it?
[08:34] Shizuku
    Did you hear my conversation
    with the other me?
[08:37] Hajime
    No, you were far away, and spoke softly.
[08:41] Shizuku
    I see.
[08:43] Shizuku
    You can see the calluses on my hands, right?
[08:46] Shizuku
    I had them from before,
    they got tougher after I came to Tortus.
[08:51] Shizuku
    Do you think they're not feminine?
[08:56] Hajime
    If a "feminine hand" is defined
    as a soft hand with no scars,
[09:00] Hajime
    then yeah, that doesn't apply to your hands.
[09:04] Hajime
    But I think your hands are good hands.
[09:06] Shizuku
    Really?
[09:07] Hajime
    Yeah,
[09:08] Hajime
    they're prettier than the
    hands of girls who can't
[09:12] Hajime
    lift a finger to do anything by themselves.
[09:15] Hajime
    Yaegashi?
[09:17] Shizuku
    Thanks for coming to save me.
[09:20] Hajime
    It was just a coincidence.
[09:22] Shizuku
    Nagumo-kun, I really want to
    see Kaori as soon as possible.
[09:26] Shizuku
    I want to see Yue, Shea, and Tio too.
[09:29] Shizuku
    And then...
[09:31] Shizuku
    I'll tell them that I fell
    in love with Nagumo-kun.
[09:33] Shizuku
    I don't know how that'll play out,
[09:35] Shizuku
    but I want to be a bit
    more honest with everyone.
[09:38] Hajime
    In that case, we should hurry—
[09:41] Hajime
    Wait, Yaegashi, did you just...
[09:45] Shizuku
    Wait for me, Kaori.
[09:48] Shizuku
    I'll show you how I've become
    a bit more selfish.
[09:54] Eri
    Huh, what a weird dream.
[09:58] Eri
    Why did I dream about Suzu?
[10:00] Freid
    It's almost time to depart.
[10:03] Eri
    Oh, you came all the way to get me?
[10:07] Eri
    You're so nice, Freid!
[10:09] Freid
    Don't lose control. Obey my orders.
[10:13] Freid
    You're not as easy to kill right now.
[10:16] Eri
    Yes, yes, I know.
[10:18] Freid
    Let's go.
[10:28] Eri
    Suzu... You always turn away from reality.
[10:32] Eri
    That's your weakness.
[10:36] Fake Suzu
    That's my weakness.
[10:41] Suzu
    Herem!
[10:51] Fake Suzu
    Always keep smiling no matter what.
[10:54] Fake Suzu
    That way, I'll never be lonely, right?
[10:59] Fake Suzu
    Did you really think that
    fake smile would be enough?
[11:04] Fake Suzu
    You've never had a real
    heart-to-heart with anyone,
[11:06] Fake Suzu
    just numerous shallow relationships.
[11:10] Fake Suzu
    Did you really think you weren't alone?
[11:13] Fake Suzu
    Let's recall what kind of
    person I really am,
[11:17] Fake Suzu
    and the grave sin I've committed!
[11:22] Fake Suzu
    From the very first moment, right?
[11:24] Fake Suzu
    Yeah, the very first moment I met her.
[11:28] Fake Suzu
    I never believed Eri was a shy, gentle girl.
[11:34] Fake Suzu
    Yes, I thought we were similar.
[11:37] Fake Suzu
    That we were both calculating,
    performative people!
[11:50] Fake Suzu
    That's why I believed Eri was just like me,
    and that she would resonate with me.
[11:57] Fake Suzu
    I had no doubt that she was my best friend.
[12:01] Fake Suzu
    Or rather, I wanted to believe that.
[12:04] Fake Suzu
    I was the only person who could
    have seen Eri's true nature.
[12:08] Fake Suzu
    I was the only person who
    could have stopped that tragedy.
[12:12] Fake Suzu
    I should have questioned Eri.
[12:14] Fake Suzu
    I shouldn't
    have run away from her. I needed to face her.
[12:17] Fake Suzu
    But no, you looked away!
[12:20] Fake Suzu
    From reality, from your best friend,
[12:23] Fake Suzu
    just to protect yourself!
[12:39] Fake Suzu
    What would you do, after you see her again?
[12:42] Fake Suzu
    You don't really know what to say to her.
[12:47] Fake Suzu
    I'm not getting any stronger
    after saying all of that.
[12:50] Fake Suzu
    In fact, I'm getting weaker.
[12:53] Suzu
    I knew it.
[12:55] Suzu
    So, those are the rules after all.
[12:58] Suzu
    In that case, you won't
    be getting any stronger.
[13:02] Fake Suzu
    I see.
[13:03] Fake Suzu
    You didn't argue with me at all, because...
[13:06] Fake Suzu
    You used this as an opportunity
    to take a good look at yourself.
[13:10] Suzu
    Everything you said is true.
[13:12] Suzu
    I really am a terrible person.
[13:15] Suzu
    But I'm done walking in circles
    to protect myself.
[13:20] Suzu
    When I saw that dream
    in the Haltsina Labyrinth,
[13:24] Suzu
    I figured out what it was
    that I've been running away from.
[13:29] Fake Suzu
    A world where I was able to stop Eri
    so we could go back to being happy.
[13:33] Fake Suzu
    That was too convenient, even as a dream.
[13:34] Suzu
    It was within reach, that world in my dream.
[13:38] Suzu
    If only I had accepted reality.
[13:42] Suzu
    Like you said,
[13:43] Suzu
    I don't know what
    I'll do once I see Eri again.
[13:47] Suzu
    Do I want to yell at her?
[13:48] Suzu
    Apologize to her for looking away?
    Convince her to come back?
[13:54] Suzu
    I don't know...
[13:55] Suzu
    I don't know, but I do know
    I have to see her again!
[14:00] Fake Suzu
    So, you're determined.
[14:03] Suzu
    Yes.
[14:03] Suzu
    I'm no longer chasing dreams
    that are pure convenience.
[14:06] Suzu
    I will overcome you
    and move on to the future!
[14:10] Fake Suzu
    I'm ready.
[14:12] Fake Suzu
    You converted your weakness into willpower.
[14:15] Fake Suzu
    Show me how strong that made you!
[14:20] Suzu
    Thank you, Miss Test. Here I come!
[14:23] Suzu
    A million flowers of light, scatter!
[14:26] Suzu
    Blossom Burst!
[14:40] Fake Suzu
    I hope you can connect with her.
[14:57] Suzu
    Huh?!
[14:59] Ryutarou
    Hey, Suzu. You awake?
[15:01] Suzu
    Huh? Ryutarou-kun?
[15:04] Ryutarou
    Yep, it's me.
[15:06] Suzu
    Were all of the testing
    rooms connected or something?
[15:11] Ryutarou
    Seems like it.
[15:12] Ryutarou
    I think someone else's room is up ahead too.
[15:15] Suzu
    I hope it's Kaorin or Tio-san.
[15:17] Suzu
    Oh, by the way, how
    was your test, Ryutarou-kun?
[15:21] Ryutarou
    My test?
[15:22] Suzu
    You don't have to tell me
    if it's hard to talk about.
[15:24] Ryutarou
    No, it wasn't a big deal. I don't mind.
[15:28] Ryutarou
    I just got insulted for being a weakling.
[15:33] Ryutarou
    That I was just pretending to be okay with
[15:36] Ryutarou
    being second and third
    after Kouki and Nagumo.
[15:40] Suzu
    You mean...
[15:41] Ryutarou
    I know I can't beat them,
[15:43] Ryutarou
    that I don't want to feel shame
    by trying and failing to be better.
[15:46] Ryutarou
    That I'm afraid of admitting it...
[15:49] Ryutarou
    I can only ever play a supporting role.
[15:53] Ryutarou
    And so on and so forth.
[15:54] Suzu
    You're pathetic, Ryutarou-kun!
[15:57] Ryutarou
    Shut up! Don't rub it in!
[16:04] Fake Tio
    I protected the powerless so many times.
[16:08] Fake Tio
    I supported the weak so often.
[16:11] Fake Tio
    When evil appeared, I was standing
    in front of everyone to fight it.
[16:19] Tio
    That's right.
    Nations, races, and nothing else mattered.
[16:23] Tio
    We, the dragonborn, were
    the protectors of all.
[16:27] Fake Tio
    Was there anyone in that era never saved by us?
[16:31] Fake Tio
    Our high morals and benevolence!
[16:34] Fake Tio
    Our determination to be noble!
[16:37] Fake Tio
    Was there anyone who didn't respect us?
[16:43] Tio
    We were lauded as the strongest and best nation.
[16:47] Fake Tio
    We were a paradise.
[16:49] Fake Tio
    Both the weak and the strong,
    rich and poor, and every race.
[16:53] Fake Tio
    We all prospered together in our paradise!
[16:57] Tio
    Indeed.
[17:07] Fake Tio
    And the god, and his people,
    destroyed it all.
[17:20] Fake Tio
    Yes, I can feel it!
[17:21] Fake Tio
    Your hatred, your rage,
    your fear, and your despair!
[17:27] Fake Tio
    Even after centuries,
    you can never forget that tragedy.
[17:30] Fake Tio
    Those you protected
    turning on you so quickly.
[17:34] Fake Tio
    The look of contempt and fear.
[17:37] Fake Tio
    The shame of having your friends, comrades,
    and parents killed, and their corpses mutilated.
[17:44] Fake Tio
    Do you remember how good that felt?
[17:49] Fake Tio
    You know, when you pulverized that church.
[17:53] Fake Tio
    The church was the center
    of that great oppression.
[17:57] Fake Tio
    Watching your hated enemy shatter
    into a billion pieces
[18:00] Fake Tio
    was unspeakable pleasure, was it not?
[18:03] Fake Tio
    When you first decided
    to follow Hajime Nagumo,
[18:06] Fake Tio
    it was because you thought
    he was useful, wasn't it?
[18:10] Fake Tio
    If the god threatens him,
    Hajime Nagumo would threaten back.
[18:14] Fake Tio
    That would be a great move
    in your plot for revenge.
[18:18] Fake Tio
    That's what you thought, right?
[18:22] Fake Tio
    Humans, beastmen, demons, and the god.
[18:27] Fake Tio
    You hate them all
    for taking everything from you.
[18:31] Fake Tio
    That hatred, that rage, it's all justified.
[18:35] Fake Tio
    Yes, you have every right to take revenge!
[18:39] Fake Tio
    Take my hand.
[18:41] Fake Tio
    I will help you attain that revenge.
[18:46] Fake Tio
    You no longer need to let your
    benevolence hold back your fangs.
[18:51] Fake Tio
    I will guide Hajime Nagumo
    in the right direction.
[18:55] Suzu
    Tio-san! Don't listen to her!
[18:58] Ryutarou
    Please, go back to your usual self!
[19:03] Tio
    We know not why we exist.
[19:06] Tio
    Are we beasts, or are we men?
[19:10] Tio
    If there is meaning to everything
    in the world, where do the answers lie?
[19:16] Fake Tio
    Those words...
[19:17] Tio
    For over millennia the answers evaded us.
[19:22] Tio
    Then, we dedicated our soul to determining
    whether we are beasts or men.
[19:26] Fake Tio
    My powers... Impossible. What caused this?
[19:30] Tio
    The eyes of the dragon
    see through to every truth,
[19:33] Tio
    shattering all deception and doubt.
[19:35] Tio
    The claws of the dragon tear through iron
    walls to destroy the malice lurking within.
[19:41] Tio
    The fangs of the dragon crush our own
    weaknesses to wash away hate and rage.
[19:47] Tio
    When we lose virtue, we become mere beasts.
[19:51] Tio
    But as long as we continue to wield
    the sword of rationality...
[19:55] Tio
    We are dragonborn!
[19:57] Fake Tio
    You... Were you controlling
    yourself this whole time?
[20:02] Tio
    I thank you, will of the labyrinth.
[20:05] Tio
    I was able to manipulate my mind,
    even when facing ancient magical powers.
[20:10] Tio
    I should be able to pull this
    off against the god as well.
[20:13] Fake Tio
    You used the test to test yourself.
[20:16] Fake Tio
    To see if you could resist
    the god's temptations.
[20:20] Fake Tio
    No, not just that.
[20:22] Fake Tio
    You were testing to see
    if you could trick the god!
[20:25] Tio
    That was a very useful test.
[20:28] Fake Tio
    But nothing I said is false!
[20:31] Fake Tio
    You do harbor those
    strong negative emotions.
[20:35] Fake Tio
    How can you have them and still do this?
[20:38] Tio
    Don't underestimate me.
    Who do you think I am?
[20:42] Tio
    I am the proud dragonborn,
    last of Clan Klarus!
[20:46] Tio
    Tio Klarus!
[20:49] Tio
    Fangs of vengeance? Useless.
[20:51] Tio
    Fangs of the dragon are the most powerful.
[20:54] Tio
    Have a taste of that for yourself.
[21:07] Tio
    Sorry.
[21:09] Tio
    I had it all planned out,
    but I guess it made you worried.
[21:14] Tio
    That said, I really did
    appreciate your cheering.
[21:16] Tio
    Thank you.
[21:18] Suzu
    Oh, um, uh, don't mention it.
[21:21] Ryutarou
    Er, yes, ma'am, my pleasure.
[21:24] Tio
    Are you the only two here?
[21:27] Suzu
    Y-Yeah, nobody else saw that.
[21:30] Tio
    Oh, I wish the master saw that!
[21:32] Tio
    He would have punished me for having
    that little bit of a calculating side.
[21:39] Tio
    It would have been an epic beating!
    What a lamentable missed opportunity!
[21:46] Ryutarou & Suzu
    You're the one that's lamentable.
SIGN    Episode 14: The Overpowered Vampire Princess and the Godlike Rabbit's Grand Battle
[23:34] Hajime
    Next episode, The Overpowered Vampire Princess
    and the Godlike Rabbit's Grand Battle.
[23:38] ---