E11 - The Monsters' Day Off

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[00:07] ---
    My, isn't that something.
[00:09] ---
    She was wanderin' about
    on her own in the western seas.
[00:13] ---
    Hell of a good job there, mates.
[00:17] ---
    A merfolk child...
[00:19] ---
    We'll get a good price for her.
[00:22] ---
    Right then, let's get ready for the auction.
[00:24] ---
    Yessir!
[00:28] ---
    Mama...
[02:07] ---
    Pray forgive me, Ilwer!
[02:09] ---
    I've burdened you greatly...
[02:11] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
    I'm just glad you're home safe.
[02:15] ---
    I didn't think you'd make it back alive.
[02:18] ---
    He just got lucky, that's all.
[02:20] ---
    Forget him, though.
    I'm gonna need one more status plate.
[02:25] ---
    You got it.
[02:31] ---
    You're sure it was all right for me
    to receive a gold top-rank status plate?
[02:36] ---
    Mm-hm. Of course.
[02:38] ---
    Oh, I got it!
[02:40] ---
    You promised, Hajime-san!
[02:43] ---
    You're so mean!
[02:45] ---
    You promised me that if I worked real hard,
    you'd show me all the touristy places in Fuhren!
[02:53] ---
    Hajime-san?
[03:01] ---
    I heard this city was
    a great center of commerce,
[03:04] ---
    but it seems there is more to the city than that.
[03:06] ---
    Meh, no matter who might
    come after us, I'll kill 'em.
[03:11] ---
    No matter who, you say?
[03:13] ---
    Yeah. They could be a god for all I care.
[03:34] ---
    Our true enemy, God himself,
    is powerful and wise.
[03:39] ---
    But he is not invincible.
[03:44] ---
    And there will come an age where he can
    no longer continue with his dark machinations.
[03:50] ---
    One day, there will come a being
    possessing the ability to defeat him,
[03:57] ---
    dear Tio.
[03:58] ---
    All right, Father!
[04:03] ---
    Live on.
[04:16] ---
    Tio, you've come!
[04:18] ---
    Yes, Elder.
[04:20] ---
    I felt a strange thrumming in my chest.
[04:22] ---
    Has something happened out on the continent?
[04:24] ---
    It seems God has summoned forth alien beings.
[04:29] ---
    And many of them, too.
[04:31] ---
    I will go.
[04:34] ---
    This anomaly will surely have
    great effects upon our world.
[04:39] ---
    Something within me tells me so.
[04:46] ---
    Dear leader, beloved brethren.
[04:51] ---
    I know not what awaits me,
[04:54] ---
    nor what may happen.
[04:58] ---
    But I feel as if everything is soon to change...
[05:05] ---
    And it feels good!
[05:12] ---
    When were you planning on waking up?
    We're going shopping.
[05:23] ---
    It's perfect weather for a date!
[05:25] ---
    Look where you're going,
    or you'll trip and fall.
[05:38] ---
    Hajime-san, Hajime-san!
[05:39] ---
    Let's go over there!
[05:42] ---
    An aquarium?
[05:57] ---
    Dang, a monster that can talk?
[06:00] ---
    Its name is... Lehman.
[06:03] ---
    So you can talk, huh?
[06:08] ---
    We've never met, right?
    Introduce yourself, then.
[06:11] ---
    I'm Hajime. What the hell are you, Lehman?
[06:15] ---
    If I asked you what a human was,
    how would you respond?
[06:21] ---
    Very well, if I must answer, then I am me.
[06:25] ---
    No more, no less.
[06:28] ---
    I have a question of my own.
[06:30] ---
    How is it that you can sense
    the presence of monsters?
[06:34] ---
    Probably because I've eaten monsters.
[06:42] ---
    Look, this fish is so cute!
[06:43] ---
    Oh, wow, you're right.
[06:49] ---
    You're gonna make me cry.
[06:52] ---
    The goings got so tough
    that you had to eat monsters...
[06:55] ---
    Despite all that, you've turned out all right.
[06:59] ---
    Uh...
[07:00] ---
    Hajime-san, we're supposed to be on a date,
[07:03] ---
    but all you're doing is talking
    to this old man monster!
[07:05] ---
    Whoa, I'm gettin' in the way of your date?
    Sorry about that, Hajime, my boy.
[07:10] ---
    Leh-san, it's time for us to depart.
[07:13] ---
    One last question. Why are you even here?
[07:17] ---
    Well, I was off on my own on a journey,
[07:20] ---
    but I ended up swimming
    into an underground current,
[07:23] ---
    which brought me up to the surface.
[07:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:28] ---
    L... Leh-san, so, uh...
[07:30] ---
    Do you wanna get outta here?
[07:37] ---
    Thanks, my dude.
[07:39] ---
    D-Don't mention it, Leh-san.
[07:43] ---
    You know, when I was brought in here,
[07:47] ---
    I remember there being
    a little merfolk girl, too.
[07:49] ---
    Poor thing. Seemed like she
    was bein' bought and sold, too.
[07:54] ---
    There's a huge gang of slavers in this city.
[07:58] ---
    You'd better watch out, 'specially you, cutie.
[08:01] ---
    I'll be all right. I hope you will be, too.
[08:04] ---
    Thank you! Farewell!
[08:10] ---
    Yue, surely you're not happy about this?
[08:13] ---
    You mean him and Shea?
[08:14] ---
    Indeed. In recent days, it seems there have
    been some developments between them.
[08:18] ---
    I'd be happy to hear that.
[08:20] ---
    You would be happy that another woman
    is growing close to the man you love?
[08:25] ---
    She's not just another woman. She's Shea.
[08:33] ---
    You sure are pigging out.
    Is it really that good?
[08:36] ---
    Yes! Oh, Hajime-san!
[08:39] ---
    I was just wondering, were you
    really okay with having Tio-san join us?
[08:43] ---
    Joining us? She just took advantage of
    the confusion back there and followed after us.
[08:50] ---
    Do you not like her?
[08:51] ---
    Huh? Eh, she's not a bad person, just a pervert.
[08:57] ---
    How about you?
[08:58] ---
    I like her a lot, even though she's a pervert.
[09:07] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:09] ---
    Oh, my Sense Presence caught on someone.
[09:13] ---
    It sensed someone?
    But we're surrounded by people.
[09:17] ---
    I sensed them from down below.
[09:19] ---
    Below?
[09:21] ---
    In the sewers?
[09:22] ---
    They were really small and weak.
[09:25] ---
    It must be a kid.
[09:26] ---
    Huh?
[09:28] ---
    Here's your change. Thank you kindly.
[09:30] ---
    At first, she was always clinging to Hajime,
[09:33] ---
    and her ulterior motives were
    obvious to the point of annoyance.
[09:37] ---
    But after knowing her for a bit,
    I understood something.
[09:39] ---
    What, exactly?
[09:41] ---
    She always gives everything her all.
[09:45] ---
    She'll work hard for the things
    she treasures, for the people she loves.
[09:49] ---
    Good or bad, she faces it head-on.
[09:53] ---
    Shea likes me, too,
    just as much as she likes Hajime.
[09:57] ---
    She doesn't like me in the same way,
    but she likes me the same amount.
[10:02] ---
    Isn't she cute?
[10:23] ---
    Hajime-san, is she...
[10:25] ---
    She's breathing.
[10:27] ---
    What?! She got away?!
[10:29] ---
    I'm sorry!
[10:32] ---
    Do you know how much she'll sell for?!
    Go find her, quickly!
[10:35] ---
    Yes, sir!
[10:44] ---
    She's one of the merfolk.
[10:46] ---
    They live all the way in the western seas.
[10:48] ---
    Why is one all the way out here?
[10:51] ---
    And because they're
    so beneficial to the kingdom,
[10:52] ---
    they're the only race of
    beastmen that are protected.
[10:55] ---
    Well, it's obvious something
    bad's brought her here.
[11:12] ---
    What's your name?
[11:15] ---
    Myu.
[11:16] ---
    Myu? I'm Hajime. That's Shea.
[11:51] ---
    Here.
[11:59] ---
    Yummy?
[12:00] ---
    Uh-huh!
[12:02] ---
    All clean now?
[12:21] ---
    Wow, Hajime-san, you're
    pretty good at taking care of people.
[12:25] ---
    Where's this coming from?
[12:29] ---
    So let's talk about where to go from here.
[12:32] ---
    We need to figure out
    what we're doing with Myu-chan.
[12:34] ---
    Yeah.
[12:35] ---
    Here you go, miss.
[12:39] ---
    I see, so Shea needs both you and my master.
[12:45] ---
    But what of my master, then?
[12:49] ---
    Do you not think she will
    steal his heart from you?
[12:51] ---
    You must see how incredibly charming she is.
[12:55] ---
    I want Hajime to find
    more things he can treasure.
[12:59] ---
    But I'm the only one who's special.
[13:02] ---
    If she thinks she can steal him,
    then she can very well try.
[13:07] ---
    Do you think you could?
[13:08] ---
    Well, I certainly don't
    want to pick a fight with you.
[13:11] ---
    As long as he continues
    to abuse me, I am very happy.
[13:15] ---
    You pervert.
[13:17] ---
    I see, you got separated
    from your mother, and then...
[13:21] ---
    Yeah.
[13:21] ---
    Must be that gang of slavers
    Leh-san was talking about.
[13:25] ---
    Must mean they're running some kind of
    black market auction or something to sell her off.
[13:29] ---
    Selling a little girl as a slave...
[13:31] ---
    Sounds like there's a whole lot
    of shitheads hiding out in this city.
[13:36] ---
    So what are we going to do with Myu?
[13:39] ---
    Normal thing to do would be
    to leave her with the city guard.
[13:42] ---
    That's what you're supposed
    to do when you find a lost kid.
[13:45] ---
    Sure, but...
[13:46] ---
    Myu's merfolk. I'm sure
    they'll take good care of her.
[13:51] ---
    Got it, Myu?
[13:52] ---
    We're gonna take you to
    some people who'll keep you safe.
[13:55] ---
    They'll help you get home.
[13:59] ---
    What about you, big bro?
[14:00] ---
    Sorry, but this is where we part.
[14:02] ---
    No!
[14:03] ---
    Yes, I know, but--
[14:05] ---
    I wanna be with you! I like you two!
[14:18] ---
    Big bro...
[14:20] ---
    Do you hate me?
[14:58] ---
    What was that?!
[15:02] ---
    Isn't that...
[15:17] ---
    Hajime-san!
[15:23] ---
    If you don't want the merkid to die,
    bring us the white-haired bunny girl.
[15:29] ---
    Hajime-san, I'm going to find her!
[15:31] ---
    I'm going, too.
[15:34] ---
    They're my enemies now, after all.
[15:45] ---
    What a wonderful time this has been.
[15:57] ---
    I thought I sensed you two.
[15:59] ---
    Huh? Yue-san and Tio-san?
[16:02] ---
    What are you doing here?
[16:03] ---
    I could ask the same of you.
    This is a bit much for a date, don't you think?
[16:07] ---
    Master, have you become
    embroiled in some sort of trouble?
[16:11] ---
    We saved a little merfolk girl
    from a bunch of slave traders,
[16:15] ---
    but they took her away again.
[16:19] ---
    Where is she now?
[16:20] ---
    I can't find anyone who knows.
[16:23] ---
    We were just torturing the information
    about their hideout out of one of them.
[16:27] ---
    So we figured we'd make
    an example out of these guys
[16:29] ---
    and take out all the gangs
    involved in this business!
[16:34] ---
    Will you help us?
[16:38] ---
    Seems he's found
    something else he finds important.
[16:42] ---
    If it is your wish, Master, I cannot deny it.
[16:45] ---
    I'll help.
[16:46] ---
    All right, let's split into
    two groups and search for Myu.
[16:49] ---
    I'll go with Yue. Shea, you're with Tio.
[16:53] ---
    Where the hell are they?!
[16:58] ---
    Boss!
[17:30] ---
    The hell are you doing?! Go find 'em!
[17:33] ---
    Yessir!
[17:33] ---
    You don't need to look very hard!
[17:37] ---
    We're right here!
[17:38] ---
    A trade that victimizes innocent children...
[17:41] ---
    I must admit, I'm rather perturbed!
[17:45] ---
    Reflect on your wrongdoings in hell!
[17:59] ---
    Do you hate me?
[18:04] ---
    Go on, cry! Scream!
[18:06] ---
    If you can't do that,
    then put on a little show for them!
[18:09] ---
    Don't you dare give me trouble,
    you useless idiot!
[18:14] ---
    I should be saying those
    exact same words to you, asshole.
[18:19] ---
    You?!
[18:23] ---
    You bastard...
[18:43] ---
    Hey, Myu.
[18:45] ---
    How are you always soaking
    wet every time I find you?
[18:51] ---
    Big bro!
[18:59] ---
    Myu, close your eyes for a sec, okay?
[19:02] ---
    Okay!
[19:10] ---
    You can open them, Myu.
[19:18] ---
    Wow! We're flying!
[19:21] ---
    We're not really flying, but...
[19:23] ---
    Anyway, you're gonna get
    to see some real nice fireworks.
[19:27] ---
    Fireworks?
[19:28] ---
    You ready? Say "boom"!
[19:32] ---
    Boom!
[19:38] ---
    Well? Surprised? Those are fireworks.
[19:41] ---
    Fireworks are scary.
[19:56] ---
    Something came out of it!
[19:57] ---
    Yeah, we're gonna destroy their hideout.
[20:23] ---
    Her name's Yue. She's my lover.
[20:32] ---
    No fair. She's so cute.
[20:35] ---
    You did such a good job, Myu. Good girl.
[20:44] ---
    What's this? Did you do something
    mean to Myu-chan, Hajime-san?
[20:49] ---
    Please, you think I could bully her?
[20:51] ---
    If you want to bully someone, bully me!
[20:53] ---
    Shut it, you perv.
[20:55] ---
    Oh, that's our pervert--I mean Tio.
[21:00] ---
    Thank you so much, big bro!
[21:03] ---
    S-Sure. Look, could you
    stop calling me "big bro"?
[21:08] ---
    Just call me Hajime.
[21:10] ---
    Okay, then you're Papa!
[21:11] ---
    Wait, don't tell me, that's how merfolk say
    "big bro" or "Hajime" in their language?
[21:17] ---
    Nope! Papa means Papa!
[21:20] ---
    Why "Papa"?
[21:22] ---
    Because I don't have a Papa!
[21:24] ---
    So big bro can be my Papa!
[21:26] ---
    Please, can you not call me Papa?
[21:28] ---
    I know I look older,
    but I'm still only 17!
[21:31] ---
    No, you're Papa!
[21:33] ---
    Fine, you can call me "big bro"!
[21:36] ---
    I won't complain anymore,
    so just stop calling me Papa!
[21:38] ---
    No! You're my Papa, Papa!
[21:43] ---
    Hajime, I want a baby.
[21:45] ---
    Me, too!
[21:47] ---
    Master, I, too, am fully prepared.
[21:51] ---
    Let us engage in procreat--
[21:52] ---
    Save the jokes for when
    you're looking in the mirror.
[21:54] ---
    Why are you only admonishing me?!
[21:59] ---
    "Good morning," "Good night,"
    all those simple things
[22:05] ---
    are so dreamlike and beloved to me
[22:10] ---
    Because I finally met you
[22:14] ---
    Everything is so special, thank you again
[22:24] ---
    I didn't think I'd be lonely all by myself
[22:29] ---
    That is, until you found me
[22:34] ---
    I wasn't afraid of anything
[22:40] ---
    That is, until I thought of a world without you
[22:45] ---
    Can you believe it?
    I miss you, I'm so fond of you
[22:52] ---
    I love you, don't forget it
[22:58] ---
    Shine bright like the first star in the night
[23:03] ---
    and stay closer to me than anyone else
[23:09] ---
    I'll never let you go
[23:14] ---
    I'll never let go of that hand
[23:20] ---
    Stay by my side and shine
[23:30] ---
    ARIFURETA: From Commonplace
    to World's Strongest.