# E13 - The Best at Being the Worst
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN04XJ/the-best-at-being-the-worst)
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**[00:05] ---**
Take the lead, Endo!
I haven't seen this part of the labyrinth!
**[00:09] ---**
G-Got it!
**[00:11] ---**
He one-shot that Behemoth...
**[00:16] ---**
There's no shortcut?
**[00:18] ---**
We must hurry to them by any means possible!
**[00:22] ---**
Here, huh?
**[00:24] ---**
Hold up, Endo.
**[00:26] ---**
What's up?
**[00:27] ---**
Found us a shortcut.
**[00:31] ---**
Huh?
**[00:36] ---**
What's that?
**[00:37] ---**
My Pile Bunker.
**[00:39] ---**
It's a pile driver
**[00:40] ---**
that utilizes the immense force created by
electromagnetic acceleration and explosives.
**[00:44] ---**
A pile driver?
**[00:45] ---**
Yeah. These long rods are made
from ore compressed with Transmute,
**[00:48] ---**
then coated with azantium,
the strongest metal in the world.
**[00:56] ---**
Endo.
**[00:57] ---**
I'm going on ahead. Follow in after us.
**[01:02] ---**
A hole?!
**[01:03] ---**
N-Nagumo?!
**[01:08] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[01:38] ---**
You two're still good friends, huh?
**[03:20] ---**
Hajime-*kun*!
**[03:21] ---**
Wait, Nagumo-*kun*?
**[03:23] ---**
Wait, what?! What's going on?!
**[03:26] ---**
No, really?! Is that really you, Nagumo-*kun*?!
**[03:29] ---**
Wait, what? What's going on?!
**[03:32] ---**
Calm down, Yaegashi.
**[03:34] ---**
You're supposed to be the cool
and collected one, remember?
**[03:50] ---**
Guys! I-I brought help!
**[03:55] ---**
Endo!
**[04:03] ---**
Yue, keep Endo and the others safe.
**[04:05] ---**
Mm.
**[04:06] ---**
Shea, go check out the fallen knights.
**[04:09] ---**
You got it!
**[04:12] ---**
Tio and Myu, take care of these guys.
**[04:14] ---**
Understood.
**[04:16] ---**
Okey dokey!
**[04:18] ---**
Okay, then...
**[04:19] ---**
Hajime-*kun*!
**[04:22] ---**
I'll be fine, you stay there.
**[04:25] ---**
Pray let us handle this.
**[04:27] ---**
Yeah, pray!
**[04:32] ---**
Never expected someone to come
down to hell on their own volition.
**[04:36] ---**
If you don't feel like dying,
then get the hell outta here.
**[04:38] ---**
What?!
**[04:39] ---**
That means if you leave now, I'll let you go.
**[04:42] ---**
Insolent human! You'll regret your
foolishness when you die by my hand!
**[04:47] ---**
Well, okay. That means you're my enemy, yeah?
**[04:50] ---**
Hajime-*kun*!
**[04:54] ---**
Hey, so, what kind of half-assed magic is this?
**[05:01] ---**
This is barely street magician level.
**[05:06] ---**
No way...
**[05:19] ---**
H-How did you know?!
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Take this!
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Damn it all!
**[07:07] ---**
H-Heal me!
**[07:10] ---**
What?!
**[07:15] ---**
He targeted the healer!
**[07:26] ---**
Looks like you're the one
who decided to take a trip to Hell today.
**[07:33] ---**
Who the hell is he?
**[07:35] ---**
I know it's hard to believe, but that's Nagumo.
**[07:40] ---**
What?
**[07:46] ---**
Huh?
**[07:47] ---**
L-Like I said, that's Nagumo!
**[07:49] ---**
The same Hajime Nagumo
who fell from the bridge that day!
**[07:52] ---**
Nagumo?!
**[07:53] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[07:55] ---**
I mean, he looks way different,
so I can get your reaction.
**[08:06] ---**
N-No way!
**[08:08] ---**
Nagumo died! You're just
making shit up for no reason!
**[08:12] ---**
I saw his status plate!
There's no doubt about it, it's him!
**[08:16] ---**
He must've forged it or something!
**[08:17] ---**
That's right, he's gotta
be plotting something bad!
**[08:21] ---**
Calm down.
**[08:26] ---**
Are you going to get in Hajime's way again?
**[08:32] ---**
Here it comes!
**[08:39] ---**
Hey, Taniguchi!
**[08:41] ---**
Suzu?!
**[08:42] ---**
I-I'm gonna...
**[08:44] ---**
Protect you!
**[08:47] ---**
It's okay.
**[08:49] ---**
Dark Firmament.
**[09:24] ---**
Gotcha!
**[09:27] ---**
I can't...
**[09:36] ---**
...believe you lot...
**[09:50] ---**
Yaegashi, take this!
**[09:54] ---**
Sorry!
**[10:05] ---**
It's so light, but it sliced
through like it was nothing...
**[10:10] ---**
Who are you?
**[10:18] ---**
That all you got?
**[10:25] ---**
Crashing Gaol!
**[10:31] ---**
Nagumo-*kun*!
**[10:33] ---**
Nagumo!
**[10:36] ---**
Papa!
**[10:38] ---**
Pa...?
**[10:48] ---**
So this is checkmate, then?
**[10:51] ---**
That's right.
**[10:53] ---**
My high-level magic meant nothing to you.
Are you sure you're human?
**[10:58] ---**
No, actually, I'm not.
**[11:03] ---**
You monster.
**[11:16] ---**
That hurts, Kaori!
**[11:18] ---**
She said Papa, didn't she?!
**[11:21] ---**
Kaori?!
**[11:30] ---**
Right, then. I'm not interested
in hearing your last words or anything.
**[11:34] ---**
What I want to know...
**[11:36] ---**
...is how a demon got their hands on those
monsters, and what you were doing down here.
**[11:43] ---**
You gonna tell me?
**[11:45] ---**
You think I'm going to talk?
**[11:57] ---**
Well, let me tell you what I think.
**[12:00] ---**
I think those monsters were
created by a form of ancient magic.
**[12:06] ---**
And demonkind gained the ability to use
that ancient magic by clearing a great labyrinth.
**[12:13] ---**
You came here to explore the pits of the hell,
**[12:15] ---**
or rather, get to the end
of the great labyrinth, yeah?
**[12:20] ---**
I see. If you're anything like them,
**[12:24] ---**
then your monstrous appearance
and inhuman strength checks out.
**[12:27] ---**
Like "them," huh?
**[12:29] ---**
So the monsters were a gift from the guy
who actually cleared the labyrinth, then.
**[12:33] ---**
Well, that answers my questions.
**[12:35] ---**
That's it, right? Then end me.
**[12:39] ---**
Fine.
**[12:41] ---**
But remember this. One day,
my lover will find you and kill you.
**[12:47] ---**
I don't care who comes for me.
Demon or god, I'll kill them.
**[12:51] ---**
But anyone who's just being puppeteered
by that god won't be able to touch me.
**[12:59] ---**
Stop, Nagumo! She can't fight us anymore!
**[13:02] ---**
You don't need to--
**[13:06] ---**
Nagumo!
**[13:12] ---**
Nagumo!
**[13:19] ---**
Shea, how's Meld doing?
**[13:22] ---**
If we'd been one second too late,
we wouldn't have been able to save him.
**[13:25] ---**
We used the Holy Water just like you said,
**[13:28] ---**
but are you sure it was
okay to waste it? It's so rare.
**[13:30] ---**
Yeah, he's been a big help.
**[13:32] ---**
I don't want him dying on me.
**[13:35] ---**
Hajime.
**[13:36] ---**
Yue! Thanks a lot for taking care of that.
**[13:40] ---**
Mm-hmm!
**[13:48] ---**
Hey!
**[13:49] ---**
C'mon you guys, read the room!
Everyone's coming over here!
**[13:58] ---**
What happened to Meld-*san*?
That wound looked fatal...
**[14:01] ---**
He's fine. We healed him up.
**[14:05] ---**
Thank god... I thought he was done for.
**[14:13] ---**
I'm just so glad you're alive, Hajime-*kun*.
**[14:17] ---**
Thank you...
**[14:18] ---**
I'm so sorry I couldn't protect you back then...
**[14:31] ---**
I must've really had you worried.
**[14:33] ---**
But I survived and made it back,
so no need to apologize to me.
**[14:38] ---**
So, uh...
**[14:42] ---**
Don't cry, okay?
**[14:47] ---**
Hajime-*kun*!
**[14:53] ---**
Hug her already, c'mon!
**[15:04] ---**
Is he...
**[15:07] ---**
I see. It's been a while since he's ignored me.
**[15:16] ---**
Hey, Nagumo! Why'd you kill her?
She wasn't even resisting anymore!
**[15:20] ---**
God, you're persistent.
**[15:22] ---**
Amanogawa, you're not mad
about me killing her, are you?
**[15:37] ---**
You're mad at yourself
for not being able to kill her...
**[15:42] ---**
...and pretending you've got
a better reason for being pissed.
**[15:45] ---**
Wha-- No! I'm just saying what
anyone else would be saying!
**[15:50] ---**
It's kill or be killed in this world.
You've got to kill your enemies.
**[15:54] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[15:56] ---**
You murdered her! Of course it's wrong!
**[15:59] ---**
I don't show mercy. I always kill.
**[16:03] ---**
If you're gonna stand in my way
and say you don't like that, well...
**[16:13] ---**
I don't care if we used to be classmates.
I won't hesitate to kill you.
**[16:21] ---**
Y-You...
**[16:22] ---**
Don't get me wrong, okay?
I don't think we're friends or comrades.
**[16:26] ---**
I came here because I owed Shirasaki.
**[16:30] ---**
Once I'm gone, it's goodbye.
**[16:51] ---**
Nagumo-*kun*'s changed.
**[16:53] ---**
You think so?
**[16:56] ---**
Papa, Myu's hungry!
**[16:59] ---**
Okay, then let's go find us
something yummy to eat, yeah?
**[17:03] ---**
Papa!
**[17:06] ---**
Yo, what the hell?!
**[17:07] ---**
Oh, uh, my apologies.
**[17:09] ---**
We gathered a force to help the trapped heroes,
**[17:12] ---**
but we never thought you'd return so quickly.
**[17:14] ---**
And we had to believe the contents
of Ilwer's letter were true, to...
**[17:17] ---**
Oh, boy...
**[17:19] ---**
The heroes have returned unscathed! Dismissed!
**[17:24] ---**
This is who Hajime-*kun* is now...
**[17:28] ---**
Did he really change?
**[17:36] ---**
Okay.
**[17:37] ---**
Kaori?
**[17:38] ---**
Shizuku-*chan*, I'm going to do it.
**[17:41] ---**
Huh?
**[17:44] ---**
You got this.
**[17:46] ---**
Hajime-*kun*.
**[17:50] ---**
Will you let me come with you, Hajime-*kun*?
**[17:54] ---**
No--I'm coming with you, Hajime-*kun*.
**[17:57] ---**
Huh?
**[17:58] ---**
You don't have what it takes.
**[18:00] ---**
What it takes?
**[18:02] ---**
Are you talking about how
much I care for Hajime-*kun*?
**[18:05] ---**
I won't let anyone beat me there.
**[18:10] ---**
I sense imminent battle.
**[18:14] ---**
I love you.
**[18:21] ---**
Shirasaki...
**[18:23] ---**
I've got feelings for another girl.
**[18:26] ---**
I can't reciprocate yours.
**[18:31] ---**
It's Yue-*san*, isn't it?
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah, so...
**[18:35] ---**
So can I still stay by your side?
**[18:38] ---**
I'll make you see me that way, I swear.
**[18:41] ---**
After all, I'm not going to let
anyone love you more than I do.
**[18:46] ---**
Come with us.
**[18:49] ---**
I'll show you why I stand far above you, girl.
**[18:52] ---**
Don't call me "girl," call me "Kaori."
**[18:54] ---**
You can call me Yue.
**[18:56] ---**
I accept your challenge, Kaori.
**[18:58] ---**
Don't cry when you lose, okay?
**[19:02] ---**
Are my eyes okay?
**[19:04] ---**
Because it looks like there are dark clouds
and a lightning dragon behind Yue-*san*.
**[19:09] ---**
And I see a big white face behind miss Kaori!
**[19:13] ---**
Look at the two of them...
**[19:16] ---**
This will be quite the interesting journey.
**[19:22] ---**
I've been wondering about this,
but what's this "Papa" business about?!
**[19:25] ---**
Is that really your kid, Hajime-*kun*?!
**[19:27] ---**
Shirasaki--
**[19:28] ---**
Who's her mother?!
Yue, Shea-*san*, or that pervert?!
**[19:32] ---**
Tell me, Hajime-*kun*!
**[19:34] ---**
Kaori, calm down!
**[19:37] ---**
Don't tell me there are more!
How many women did you knock up?!
**[19:40] ---**
Am I gonna be okay?
**[19:43] ---**
We'll be okay.
**[19:45] ---**
We're the strongest!
**[19:55] ---**
Shirasaki!
**[19:57] ---**
We leave early tomorrow morning!
**[20:00] ---**
Don't be late.
**[20:11] ---**
* "Good morning," "Good night,"*
* all those simple things*
**[20:17] ---**
*are so dreamlike and beloved to me*
**[20:22] ---**
*Because I finally met you*
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Nagumo-*kun*.
**[20:27] ---**
*Everything is so special, thank you again*
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Thanks for this.
**[20:30] ---**
You can have it. You've been a big help.
**[20:35] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:36] ---**
It's made from the world's strongest metal,
made stronger by condensing it.
**[20:36] ---**
*I didn't think I'd be lonely all by myself*
**[20:39] ---**
You're not gonna find anything
tougher or sharper, I guarantee that.
**[20:42] ---**
*That is, until you found me*
**[20:42] ---**
Wow. You're incredible, Nagumo-*kun*.
**[20:45] ---**
I thought you couldn't fight at all,
**[20:47] ---**
*I wasn't afraid of anything*
**[20:47] ---**
but you've used your Synergist
skills to do stuff like this...
**[20:51] ---**
I'm sure I'll be using it so much,
it'll almost become part of me.
**[20:52] ---**
*That is, until I thought of a world without you*
**[20:58] ---**
* Can you believe it?*
* I miss you, I'm so fond of you*
**[20:58] ---**
She's the last boss!
**[21:00] ---**
Huh? Shizuku-*chan*?
**[21:03] ---**
Huh? What?! What are you two doing here?!
**[21:05] ---**
*I love you, don't forget it*
**[21:07] ---**
I'm just thanking her!
**[21:08] ---**
Why're you looking at me like that?!
Seriously, why?!
**[21:10] ---**
*Shine bright like the first star in the night*
**[21:16] ---**
*and stay closer to me than anyone else*
**[21:18] ---**
Kaori!
**[21:21] ---**
*I'll never let you go*
**[21:26] ---**
You're not going to say anything?
**[21:27] ---**
*I'll never let go of that hand*
**[21:29] ---**
What do you want me to say?
**[21:32] ---**
How long have you known?
**[21:32] ---**
*Stay by my side and shine*
**[21:35] ---**
For a long, long time.
Kaori's always held a candle for him.
**[21:40] ---**
I had no idea.
**[21:43] ---**
You're not going anywhere, are you, Shizuku?
**[21:47] ---**
Who knows?
**[21:58] ---**
Shizuku-*chan*...
**[22:01] ---**
Good luck, Kaorin! I'll always be on your side!
**[22:04] ---**
Take care!
**[22:06] ---**
Thanks, Suzu-*chan*, Eri-*chan*.
**[22:09] ---**
Off you go, now. Go to Nagumo-*kun*.
**[22:12] ---**
Shizuku-*chan*...
**[22:22] ---**
Whoa, what is that?!
I've never seen anything like it before!
**[22:25] ---**
I-Is that a car?
**[22:29] ---**
Um, Hajime-*kun*,
why are we all sitting like this?
**[22:37] ---**
This is how it always is!
**[22:39] ---**
Yue-*san* always gets to sit next to him,
but one day, I'm gonna sit there, I swear!
**[22:45] ---**
Tio-*san*, you're really all right
with this arrangement?
**[22:48] ---**
I can't say I'm all right...
**[22:50] ---**
To be honest, this sort of treatment is what
really gets me all hot and bothered inside!
**[22:55] ---**
You really are a pervert, huh.
**[22:58] ---**
Sexy neglecting!
**[22:59] ---**
Myu, where the hell
did you learn that word?!
**[23:02] ---**
Papa, I'm hungry!
**[23:05] ---**
I'm hungry, too!
**[23:07] ---**
Myself as well.
**[23:08] ---**
I swear...
**[23:09] ---**
Watch where you're going!
**[23:11] ---**
Me, too.
**[23:16] ---**
Wait, what? Why did she just lick her lips?!
**[23:21] ---**
I'm going to find my way home
**[23:23] ---**
and take Yue and the others with me.
**[23:25] ---**
Anyone who gets in the way
of that is my enemy.
**[23:29] ---**
And if they're my enemy, I'll kill them.
**[23:32] ---**
Even if they happen to be a god.