E2 - The First Night

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[00:11] Nasa
    We just turned in our marriage registration.
[00:15] Nasa
    So that means I'm married to her now, right?
[00:19] Nasa
    Which means... It means... It means...
[00:28] Nasa
    We're going to live together
    in this apartment?!
[00:32] Nasa
    And if we're living together, that means...
[00:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    All-you-can-grab from now on...
[00:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    I guess you're right!
[00:42] Nasa
    All-I-can-grab!
[00:45] Nasa
    My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:48] Nasa
    My wife's name is Tsukasa.
[00:50] Nasa
    One night, when the moon was shining bright,
[00:52] Nasa
    a certain girl saved my life.
[00:55] Nasa
    This really cute girl ended up being the wife
    I would promise to spend the future with.
[01:01] Nasa
    After falling in love at first sight,
[01:03] ---
    I proposed to her that very day.
[01:05] Nasa
    And after taking what I said to heart,
[01:08] ---
    a while later, she appeared before me.
[01:11] Nasa
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting,
[01:15] Nasa
    and ended up together with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    The First Night
[02:53] Nasa
    What should I do?
[02:55] Nasa
    I'm really not mentally prepared
    to live with someone.
[03:00] Nasa
    Unsurprisingly, there's only
     one bed in this place.
[03:04] Nasa
    So will we sleep in this bed?! Together?!
[03:08] Nasa
    No, I need to calm down
    and think this through.
[03:11] ---
    This bed...
[03:12] Nasa
    It's a semi-single bed that I chose
[03:14] ---
    so I'd have the most usable
    space possible in this room.
[03:18] Nasa
    It's only 80 centimeters across.
[03:20] Nasa
    Your average guy has shoulders
     about 45 centimeters wide...
[03:23] Nasa
    And it's 40 centimeters
    for a woman, which means...
[03:26] Nasa
    It's five centimeters too
    small to fit both of us.
[03:28] Nasa
    Not to mention,
    comfortable circadian rhythms
[03:31] ---
    call for a semi-double bed that's
    at least 120 centimeters wide.
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[03:36] Nasa
    Should I grab one off Prime right now?!
SIGN    Semi-double bed
SIGN    Deliver
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[03:38] Nasa
    No... I doubt even online shopping could
    get a semi-double bed here within an hour.
SIGN    JINUSSIEY Beds and Mattresses
SIGN    Sponsored
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[03:47] Nasa
    What's your deal, bigshot CEOs?!
[03:49] Nasa
    You couldn't have innovated a little harder?!
[03:52] Nasa
    Wait, no, it's fine.
[03:54] Nasa
    It's not time to panic yet.
[03:56] Nasa
    I need to calmly analyze the situation.
[04:01] Nasa
    Even at 80 centimeters across,
[04:04] ---
    it wouldn't be impossible for
    both of us to sleep on this bed.
[04:08] Nasa
    What if, say, she rested her head on my arm?!
[04:12] Nasa
    We'd be partly overlapping in this case,
[04:14] ---
    which should more than make up
    for the missing five centimeters.
[04:17] Nasa
    Or maybe I could hold her like
    a body pillow while we sleep?!
[04:21] Tsukasa
    Uh, no, I have my doubts about being
    comfortable enough to sleep in that position.
[04:26] Tsukasa
    Sorry. The door was unlocked, so...
[04:31] Nasa
    How long have you been back?!
[04:33] Tsukasa
    I came in around the time you were acting
    like Sendo-kun from Slam Dunk to calm down.
[04:37] Nasa
    Please don't leave me hanging
    for so long next time!
[04:40] Tsukasa
    Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer,
[04:43] Tsukasa
    and I thought I might disturb the neighbors
    if I rang the bell at this hour.
[04:47] Nasa
    W-Well... I'm sorry, then.
[04:50] Nasa
    So what did you need to do?
[04:52] Tsukasa
    Oh, I just went and picked up my suitcase.
[04:56] Tsukasa
    Coin lockers aren't free, after all.
[05:00] Nasa
    That's probably got her
    necessities in it, right?
[05:03] Nasa
    Does that mean she doesn't
    have a home to go back to?
[05:06] Nasa
    Then... is she really staying here tonight?
[05:10] Nasa
    I-I need to confirm!
[05:13] Nasa
    W-Wow, it got kind of late while
    we were running around, huh?
[05:18] Tsukasa
    True.
[05:20] Nasa
    C-Care for some coffee?
[05:21] Tsukasa
    Thanks, but I'm all right.
[05:26] Nasa
    Is no one at your place going to be
    worried about you being out so late?
[05:32] Tsukasa
    I don't really have a place anymore, so...
[05:36] Nasa
    Th-Then... are y-y-y-you going to...
    s-s-stay the night here?
[05:44] Tsukasa
    Well, I'd planned on spending
    every night here from now on.
[05:48] Nasa
    E-Every night?!
[05:49] Tsukasa
    Yeah. I mean, we are married.
[05:52] Tsukasa
    You're spilling that, by the way.
[05:54] Nasa
    Eh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[05:58] Tsukasa
    Need any help?
[05:59] Nasa
    No, I've got it!
[06:01] Tsukasa
    But you've only got one bed, I see...
[06:05] Tsukasa
    I'd hate to be in the way.
[06:06] Nasa
    You'd be no such thing!
[06:08] Nasa
    If anything, I could sleep on the floor!
[06:10] Nasa
    One bed is plenty, don't you think?!
[06:13] Tsukasa
    I'd still hate for you to get sick or something.
[06:16] Tsukasa
    I think I'll just spend the
    night at a capsule hotel.
[06:24] Tsukasa
    You don't have to be so anxious.
[06:25] Tsukasa
    I'm your wife, okay?
[06:28] Tsukasa
    I'm not going anywhere.
SIGN    I'm your wife ♥
[06:32] Nasa
    I took major damage off that one.
[06:37] Tsukasa
    What's wrong?
[06:39] Nasa
    J-Just... That was kind of unexpected.
[06:45] Nasa
    That's right... I'm already
    married to this girl.
[06:50] Nasa
    But... why, exactly?
[06:52] Nasa
    Why did she marry me?
[06:56] Nasa
    I thought that she was really cute.
[07:00] Nasa
    And she saved my life,
    which is why I fell for her.
[07:06] Nasa
    But... I haven't done anything for her.
[07:09] Nasa
    All I've done is...
[07:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    We can be together... if you'll marry me.
[07:18] (Flashback) Nasa
    Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
[07:19] Nasa
    ...agree to her conditions.
[07:21] Sign/Dialog
    Is there any reason
[07:22] Sign/Dialog
    Is there any reason for her to love me?
[07:23] Sign/Dialog
    for her to love me...
[07:25] Sign/Dialog
    I can't think of any..
[07:26] Sign/Dialog
    I can't think of any.
[07:27] Nasa
    Why did you marry me?
[07:31] Tsukasa
    Why?
[07:34] Tsukasa
    That's a pretty silly question to ask, darling.
[07:38] Nasa
    How is it silly?!
[07:40] ---
    I mean, to be blunt,
    we barely know each other!
[07:42] Tsukasa
    Well, I guess that's true.
[07:44] Tsukasa
    In that case, why did you marry me?
[07:49] Nasa
    Well... I... uh...
[07:52] Nasa
    B-Because I love you.
[07:55] Tsukasa
    I figured as much.
[07:56] Nasa
    Why the smug look?
[07:58] Tsukasa
    But that means you should understand.
[08:00] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't get married to someone I didn't love.
[08:06] Tsukasa
    My husband must be pretty goofy to
    not even realize something like that.
[08:10] Nasa
    Hey, "goofy" is a little...
[08:12] Nasa
    Th-Then when did you fall in love with me?
[08:19] Tsukasa
    That I'm not telling.
[08:20] Nasa
    Hey, no fair!
[08:22] Tsukasa
    I should get going for today. Sleep well, okay?
[08:26] Nasa
    W-Wait!
[08:38] Nasa
    I suddenly felt really anxious...
[08:40] Nasa
    Like she might disappear on me again.
[08:44] Nasa
    Hey!
[08:46] Nasa
    I think... you should stay after all!
[08:49] Tsukasa
    But the bed...
[08:51] Nasa
    I'll go buy one!
[08:52] Nasa
    I'll go to DonQui or anywhere else that's
    open and buy a futon, so just... don't leave!
[08:59] Nasa
    I felt like, if I let her leave,
    I'd never see her again.
[09:06] Tsukasa
    Memory foam.
[09:08] Tsukasa
    If we're going to buy one,
[09:09] ---
    I want to try something a
    little fancy, with memory foam!
SIGN    The Bargain Heaven
SIGN    Don Quijote
[09:13] Nasa
    My wife takes her curiosity seriously.
[09:23] Nasa
    They've got a lot of variety here.
[09:25] Tsukasa
    Yeah.
[09:26] Nasa
    You can pick whichever you like, okay?
[09:28] Nasa
    I'll pick up the tab.
[09:30] Tsukasa
    Then is this futon my first
    present from my husband?
[09:36] Nasa
    I-I guess so...
[09:38] Tsukasa
    I see. I should take the choice seriously, then.
[09:42] Tsukasa
    I have to say, there's a bigger variety of
    types and prices with futons than I imagined.
SIGN    Feather Futon
[09:47] Tsukasa
    What exactly is the difference between
    a feather futon and a down futon?
[09:51] Nasa
    Feathers are the big ones you see on wings,
[09:55] Nasa
    but down means at least 50% of it
    is the finer, softer natal feathers.
[10:00] Nasa
    Feathers retain less heat than down.
[10:04] Nasa
    But since they're easier to collect,
    they're a lot cheaper.
[10:10] Tsukasa
    And what about this shape-retaining stuff?
[10:13] Nasa
    That's the so-called memory foam,
    which is really low-resistance polyurethane.
[10:16] ---
    The one you said you wanted.
[10:18] Tsukasa
    And this "hot spring" futon?
[10:21] Nasa
    That's a type of cotton futon that uses
SIGN    Special Price on Hot Spring Futons
SIGN    Mattress
SIGN    Futon Cover
SIGN    Hot Springs Futon
SIGN    Mattress
[10:23] ---
    tourmaline mixed with the cotton
    to increase its heat retention.
[10:28] Tsukasa
    Looks like my husband's quite studious.
[10:31] Nasa
    Yep! I'm pretty confident when
    it comes to memorization!
[10:35] Nasa
    I just realized something. Am I...
[10:40] Nasa
    on a date?!
[10:42] Nasa
    Which means... circumstances permitting...
    I could hold her hand?
[10:47] Nasa
    I went a little too hard last time,
    but it's o-okay, right?
[10:51] Nasa
    After all, she is my wife.
[11:06] Tsukasa
    There's some more over there,
    so let's take a look!
[11:14] Nasa
    I see...
SIGN    The Bargain Heaven
SIGN    Don Quijote
[11:17] Nasa
    I guess DonQui really is heaven!
[11:23] Nasa
    That was heavier than I thought.
[11:25] Tsukasa
    Good work, and thanks.
[11:27] Nasa
    Is this really what you want, though?
SIGN    Fluuuffy
     Fluuuffy
     Futon
[11:30] Nasa
    There were fancier, more expensive options...
[11:32] Tsukasa
    That's all right. I like this one.
[11:35] Tsukasa
    So, can I try it out?
[11:37] Nasa
    Of course!
[11:41] Tsukasa
    Oh, yes, this is very nice!
[11:44] Tsukasa
    We made a good choice.
[11:46] Tsukasa
    So this is how it feels...
[11:46] Nasa
    A-A girl...
[11:48] Tsukasa
    It's feeling pretty...
[11:50] Nasa
    is lying on a futon in my place?!
[11:53] Nasa
    If DonQui is heaven,
    then is this super heaven?!
[11:59] Tsukasa
    Hey.
[12:01] Tsukasa
    Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
[12:07] Tsukasa
    Wh-What's wrong?!
[12:09] Nasa
    That one was a little too lethal.
[12:12] Nasa
    I-It's okay. I bought that
    for you, so I'm fine.
[12:17] Tsuksa
    You sure? It's really comfortable.
[12:19] Tsuksa
    Well, it's pretty late, so let's get to bed.
[12:22] Nasa
    G-Good point! We should
    really turn in for the day!
[12:27] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[12:29] Tsukasa
    But I'm wondering,
[12:30] ---
    does this place not have a bath?
[12:33] Nasa
    Uh, yeah, I usually visit the local
    bathhouse first thing in the morning.
[12:38] Tsukasa
    I see.
[12:39] Tsukasa
    Actually, now that I look around,
[12:41] ---
    you don't have any of the stuff
    I need to spend the night.
[12:44] Nasa
    Like what?
[12:45] Tsukasa
    Like a guest hair brush, or hair clips...
[12:49] Tsukasa
    Things like that.
[12:51] Nasa
    I can go pick that stuff up at
    the convenience store, then!
[12:54] Tsukasa
    Even underwear?
[12:56] Nasa
    M-Maybe not that...
[12:58] Nasa
    S-Since I don't know your preferences.
[13:01] Tsukasa
    True enough.
[13:03] Tsukasa
    Why don't we go for a stroll and
    drop by the convenience store?
[13:06] Nasa
    Eh? Are you sure?
[13:07] Tsukasa
    Of course.
[13:08] Tsukasa
    Besides...
[13:12] Tsukasa
    This hand is all-I-can-grab, right?
[13:17] Nasa
    Holding is pretty good...
[13:20] Nasa
    but getting held is even better!
[13:31] Nasa
    On the other side of this thin door,
[13:33] ---
    a girl is changing into her pajamas...
[13:36] Nasa
    Glorious! So this is marriage?!
[13:39] Nasa
    This is making me rethink everything
    school taught me about ethics!
[13:43] Nasa
    To think, all it takes is a piece of paper
    for a man and a woman to sleep together!
SIGN    Husband to Be Wife to Be
SIGN    Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
SIGN    May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
[13:47] Nasa
    Is that really a good idea?! Is this how
    marriage is supposed to work?!
[13:52] Nasa
    What if one thing leads to another?!
SIGN    Note: There's no problem if one thing leads to another
[13:56] Tsukasa
    Here I am.
[14:00] Tsukasa
    Thanks for buying the pajamas, too.
[14:04] Tsukasa
    They're really nice.
[14:08] Tsukasa
    A-Are you okay?!
[14:10] Nasa
    She's so cute, my heart almost gave out.
[14:13] Nasa
    Uh, it's nothing.
[14:15] Nasa
    I-I should get changed, too.
[14:18] Tsukasa
    You can change out here if you want.
[14:21] Nasa
    No, I can't!
[14:22] Tsukasa
    Why not?
[14:23] Nasa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why? 'Cause...
[14:26] Nasa
    I-It'd be embarrassing.
SIGN    It'd be embarrassing.
[14:29] Tsukasa
    I see. I'd be embarrassed
    if you saw me nude, too,
[14:34] ---
    so I suppose I understand.
[14:36] Nasa
    S-See?!
[14:37] Nasa
    So...
[14:41] Nasa
    She'd be embarrassed?
[14:43] Nasa
    Do I take that to mean she sees me as a man?
[14:48] Nasa
    And that she's just as nervous around me?!
[14:51] Nasa
    It sure doesn't look that way.
[14:53] Nasa
    But does she really have any
    interest in me, romantically?
[15:00] Nasa
    Here I am.
[15:02] Nasa
    Huh?
[15:05] Nasa
    Wh-What's up with that hair?
[15:08] Tsukasa
    What do you mean?
[15:09] Tsukasa
    It's hard to sleep with your
    hair down when it's long,
[15:12] ---
    plus you can damage it.
[15:14] Nasa
    Unbelievable!
[15:16] Nasa
    She's cute even with her hair up!
[15:19] Nasa
    Well, I'm gonna turn the lights off.
[15:21] Tsukasa
    Okay.
[15:27] Nasa
    The way she looked, lit only
    by the faint moonlight...
[15:30] Nasa
    was as beautiful as any artistic masterpiece.
[15:34] Nasa
    So entrancing, I felt like I wasn't
    likely to sleep any time soon.
[15:38] Tsukasa
    Thanks for today.
[15:41] Nasa
    F-For what?
[15:42] Tsukasa
    You helped me out with so much.
[15:44] ---
    It must've been a lot, right?
[15:46] Nasa
    N-Not at all!
[15:47] Nasa
    And I meant what I said.
[15:51] Nasa
    Besides...
[15:52] Nasa
    I'm really glad that we got to
    make that promise come true.
[16:00] Tsukasa
    I see.
[16:02] Tsukasa
    Then goodnight, darling.
[16:08] Nasa
    G-Goodnight...
[16:10] Nasa
    Man, I nearly lost it just now!
[16:16] Nasa
    I once heard something about a song that goes,
[16:19] ---
    "When you can't sleep and it's 2 AM,
    and aggravation starts to knock on the door."
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[16:24] Nasa
    But right now, my heart's pounding so hard,
[16:26] ---
    I don't think I'll be sleeping at
    two in the morning, or even four!
SIGN    Zzzz...
[16:33] Nasa
    Her breathing's changed.
[16:35] Nasa
    That must mean she's in a deeper sleep now.
[16:44] Nasa
    Wow! She's really asleep!
[16:48] Nasa
    My wife is so cute.
[16:52] Nasa
    I'd like to just lay here and watch her.
[16:59] Nasa
    Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?
[17:05] Nasa
    Aw, her hair's down.
[17:08] Nasa
    So much for having trouble sleeping like that.
[17:11] Nasa
    And she's not even in the
    futon we bought anymore.
[17:15] Nasa
    She's gonna catch a chill like that...
[17:17] Nasa
    Which could make her sick!
    So I should really fix up her futon!
[17:21] Nasa
    So in that case...
[17:25] Nasa
    I probably shouldn't hug her like this, right?
[17:29] Nasa
    It's actually fine, right?
    We are married, after all!
SIGN    Conflict in Progress
[17:38] Nasa
    One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!
SIGN    A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
[17:42] Nasa
    Okay!
[17:53] Nasa
    But... if we're going to
    do this for the first time...
[17:58] ---
    I'd rather she be awake.
[18:02] Nasa
    I'll be good tonight and...
[18:11] Nasa
    What?! What is this?
[18:19] Nasa
    Is that water I hear?
[18:23] Nasa
    Oh, I see.
[18:25] Nasa
    She went to get some water. Thank goodness.
[18:28] ---
    I thought she might've noticed
    I was trying to kiss her.
[18:41] Nasa
    What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!
[18:44] Nasa
    C-Could she be thinking about
    hugging me while I sleep, too...
[18:48] Nasa
    or maybe even kissing me?!
[18:57] Nasa
    Huh? Uh, hello?
[19:08] Nasa
    No fair!
[19:09] Nasa
    In the end, I never got my cover back.
[19:18] Nasa
    When I woke up, I thought it
    might have all been a dream.
[19:22] Nasa
    But I really did spend the
    night with my bride!
[19:29] Nasa
    Oh, she's confused about why her hair is down?
[19:36] Nasa
    And why she's got two sets of covers...
[19:40] Nasa
    Because you took mine last night.
[19:48] Nasa
    Wh-Whoa, hang on, Tsukasa-san!
    I'm here! Right here beside you!
[19:55] Tsukasa
    Um... it's pretty embarrassing to
    do this with so much light, so...
[19:59] Tsukasa
    G-Good point!
[20:01] Tsukasa
    I'll go get changed in the next room!
[20:06] Tsukasa
    Man... None of that was a dream after all?
[20:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    It's pretty embarrassing to do
    this with so much light, so...
[20:15] Nasa
    Would it be fine if it was darker?!
[20:18] Nasa
    Also... I could tell from the little bit I saw...
[20:21] Nasa
    She wasn't wearing a bra.
[20:25] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[20:27] Tsukasa
    Did you just call me "Tsukasa-san"?
[20:31] Tsukasa
    When you caught that peek, I mean.
[20:34] Nasa
    She noticed?!
[20:43] Tsukasa
    Well, did you call me "Tsukasa-san"?
[20:45] Nasa
    I... I guess I did say that, yes.
[20:48] Tsukasa
    Well, we're both Yuzakis now,
[20:51] ---
    so I guess I should think
    about what to call you.
[20:55] Nasa
    G-Good point...
[20:57] Tsukasa
    And after thinking it over...
[20:59] Tsukasa
    Nasa-kun!
[21:02] Nasa
    S-Something about it tickles a little!
[21:05] Nasa
    I... I see.
[21:08] Tsukasa
    It's settled, then.
[21:09] Nasa
    I-In that case, maybe I should
    call you... Tsukasa-chan?
[21:15] Tsukasa
    H-Hey, why use "chan"?!
[21:19] Tsukasa
    It makes me sound like a child!
[21:22] Nasa
    I just thought it would be cuter...
[21:28] Tsukasa
    Fine.
[21:30] Tsukasa
    If that's what you want, darling.
[21:32] Nasa
    Huh? What happened to using my name?
[21:37] Tsukasa
    Th-That's going to take a bit to get used to.
[21:40] Tsukasa
    G-Gradually.
[21:44] Nasa
    You're right! We can take
    it slow, Tsukasa-chan!
[21:51] Tsukasa
    This is exactly what I'm talking about!
[21:53] Nasa
    Wh-What are you so mad about?!
[21:54] ---
    And this is how our newlywed lives began.
[21:55] Tsukasa
    The way you're pressing the issue!
[21:57] Nasa
    Okay! Just... calm down!
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[23:30] Tsukasa
    I need makeup remover, toner, and foundation...
[23:34] Nasa
    Girls have it rough, huh?
[23:35] Tsukasa
    Is that bathhouse close by?
[23:37] Nasa
    Yeah! A classmate of mine from middle
    school and a kouhai live there.
[23:41] Nasa
    They might peek in on the baths
    sometimes, but they're good people!
[23:44] ---
    What?