E1 - All because of you
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[00:01] Nasa
On a white, snowy night,
[00:04] Nasa
my life was leaving me in a pool of red.
[00:08] Nasa
Am I really going to die?
[00:11] Tsukasa
Probably.
[00:12] Tsukasa
You would've survived
if you hadn't chased me.
[00:15] Tsukasa
What a ridiculous waste of your life.
[00:19] Nasa
Still... I'm glad I went after you.
[00:24] Nasa
Because... I was able to marry you.
[00:39] Nasa
Uh... Is this...
[00:44] Nasa
another world?
[00:45] Nasa
Can't be.
[00:51] Tsukasa
Oh, good morning, darling.
[00:53] Nasa
G-Good morning, Tsukasa-chan!
[00:58] Tsukasa
What's wrong? You look shook.
[01:01] Nasa
Well, I was just surprised when
you popped up so suddenly.
[01:07] Tsukasa
Well, why don't we get to breakfast?
[01:11] Nasa
We've been married for a while now, but...
[01:15] Nasa
I'm definitely not used to it yet.
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[02:52] Nasa
My wife is extremely cute.
[02:58] Tsukasa
I don't know how I feel
about that shark movie.
[03:02] Nasa
Really? I like the way it depicted
the family's relationship,
[03:05] Nasa
and the story was pretty easy to follow.
[03:08] Tsukasa
Oh, come on, darling!
[03:09] Tsukasa
I don't want familial love and ease
of comprehension from shark movies!
[03:13] Tsukasa
I want to wonder, "Wait,
sharks don't actually fly, right?"
[03:18] Tsukasa
Or, "Why would they waste budget
on a scene like this?!"
[03:21] Tsukasa
And, "What in the world am I watching?"
That's the good stuff!
[03:26] Tsukasa
Do you get me?
[03:27] Nasa
I-I see. That is enlightening.
[03:31] Nasa
Every day is full of surprises
with Tsukasa-chan.
[03:35] Nasa
She saved my life on that
snowy night two years ago,
[03:39] Nasa
and took her leave before
I even knew her name.
[03:42] Nasa
We were then suddenly reunited and
began our married life together.
[03:47] Nasa
We turned in our marriage registration,
[03:48] Nasa
I proposed to her,
[03:50] Nasa
we bought wedding rings,
[03:51] Nasa
visited my parents,
[03:53] Nasa
had our house burn down,
[03:55] Nasa
and started living with my friends.
[03:57] Nasa
Things have been really busy.
[04:02] Tsukasa
You've been working all day,
haven't you, darling?
[04:06] Nasa
Yeah. I wanted to get this
data turned in a little early.
[04:12] Tsukasa
So you're saying you don't have time to
entertain your adorable newlywed wife?
[04:18] Nasa
Huh?!
[04:20] Nasa
Are you saying you want me to pay
attention to you, Tsukasa-chan?
[04:23] Tsukasa
I really do!
[04:24] Tsukasa
Your newlywed wife was disappointed
by that movie and wants attention!
[04:29] Nasa
Well, it's still early... Wanna go to the movies?
[04:34] Tsukasa
You mean it?
[04:36] Tsukasa
Yeah! That sounds great! I'd love to go!
[04:39] Tsukasa
Is it gonna be okay, though?
[04:40] Tsukasa
I'm not being a nuisance, am I?
[04:42] Nasa
It'll be fine. I'll finish this right up.
[04:45] Tsukasa
Okay, in that case, I'll root for you
by your side so you can finish faster!
[04:49] Nasa
Th-That's okay.
[04:52] Nasa
It'd probably be a better idea
to go ahead and get ready.
[04:56] Tsukasa
Got it!
[04:57] Nasa
Was there a movie you
were looking forward to?
[05:00] Nasa
You seem really excited.
[05:02] Nasa
I was wondering if you've been
wanting to go for a while now.
[05:06] Nasa
You could've gone without me, y'know.
[05:09] Tsukasa
Don't be silly!
[05:11] Tsukasa
The fun part is getting
to go with you, darling.
[05:17] Nasa
I figured we should go to a good
theater if we were gonna go out,
[05:21] Nasa
and this place really is nice!
[05:23] Tsukasa
It sure is.
[05:25] Tsukasa
Let's go on in, then, darling.
[05:27] Nasa
Yeah.
[05:30] Tsukasa
Th-These are premium luxury seats!
[05:34] Tsukasa
Should we really be splurging like this?
[05:36] Nasa
Well, since we don't go out a lot...
[05:39] Nasa
How about it? Want to get
any drinks or popcorn?
[05:43] Tsukasa
That's a real gamble with
this movie, darling.
[05:46] Nasa
Huh?
[05:47] Tsukasa
It's two and a half hours long.
[05:50] Tsukasa
You'll be doomed if you need to use
the bathroom partway through.
[05:52] Nasa
G-Good point...
[05:56] Tsukasa
It's about to start.
[05:58] Nasa
I think, in the old days, couples went
to the theater to hold hands, kiss,
[06:03] Nasa
and use the darkness as
a chance to fool around.
[06:07] Nasa
I'm not getting that impression
from my wife at all, though.
[06:13] Nasa
Still, it's really cute how she
enjoys the movie so earnestly.
[06:18] Nasa
Oh, the movie started.
[06:25] Nasa
My wife as she's thrown for a loop
by an unexpected plot twist.
[06:29] Nasa
My wife as she's surprised
by a shocking development.
[06:33] Nasa
My wife getting excited
as the tension ramps up.
[06:36] Nasa
My wife filled with dread at the danger
the heroes find themselves in.
[06:39] Nasa
And at the climax...
[06:42] Nasa
My wife unable to stop crying
because she's so moved.
[06:45] Nasa
Wow, she really is enjoying this movie.
[06:50] Nasa
We should come again.
[06:53] Kaname
A date at the movies, huh?
[06:55] Kaname
You two really seem to enjoy life. Nice.
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[06:57] Nasa
Wait, how do you know about that?
[06:59] Kaname
Tsukassan mentioned it when she was working.
[07:02] Kaname
Said she had a great time!
[07:04] Nasa
I see. That's good to know.
[07:06] Kaname
I'm thrilled you two are
enjoying newlywed life.
[07:10] Kaname
But that said... are you two
not going to have a wedding?
[07:17] Nasa
Good question. I don't think
we've even talked about it.
[07:21] Kaname
Your parents didn't ask about it?
[07:23] Nasa
Nope. It's never even come up.
[07:25] Kaname
What about Tsukassan's family?
[07:28] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan's?
[07:30] Nasa
I'm not sure. I think they're glad for her...
[07:34] Nasa
But if it was an actual wedding, I'm not sure.
[07:39] Nasa
Well, there are a lot of couples
who don't bother anymore.
[07:43] Nasa
Would you want one if you got married?
[07:46] Kaname
Well, if it's an option.
[07:50] Kaname
I'd want a super fancy one,
with a gondola and fireworks!
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[07:56] Nasa
I-I see.
[07:58] Kaname
You might want to ask her about it, though.
[08:02] Kaname
Weddings are basically for the
sake of the bride, anyway.
[08:05] Kaname
Besides, I'm sure you want to see it...
[08:09] Kaname
The sight of your beautiful
wife in a wedding dress.
[08:17] Nasa
She's right. I would like to see that.
[08:22] Tsukasa
A wedding?
[08:24] Nasa
Yeah. Kaname-chan mentioned it today.
[08:29] Tsukasa
This chopped burdock you
made is delicious, darling.
[08:33] Nasa
Really? Thanks.
[08:36] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan, do you want to have a wedding?
[08:39] Tsukasa
Well, let me think...
[08:42] Tsukasa
A wedding, huh?
[08:45] Tsukasa
Not at all, no.
[08:48] Nasa
I-I see.
[08:50] Tsukasa
I mean, a wedding means a gathering
of dozens of friends and relatives.
[08:55] Tsukasa
And a reception includes stuff like
cutting the cake and speeches...
[08:59] Tsukasa
To top it off, you have to kiss
in front of a bunch of people.
[09:03] Tsukasa
Plus, having to wear something
as fancy as a wedding dress...
[09:09] Tsukasa
That'd be...
[09:11] Tsukasa
j-just plain embarrassing.
[09:15] Nasa
I see! That does really
sound like a good idea!
[09:18] Tsukasa
Were you even listening to me?
[09:20] Nasa
Yes! I would like to see you wearing
a super fancy wedding dress!
[09:24] Tsukasa
Okay, but see, I was trying
to say that'd be embarrassing!
[09:28] Nasa
Well, they say there's
no time like the present.
[09:34] Nasa
Let's see if we can have a
wedding somewhere next week!
[09:40] Tsukasa
Excuse me?
[09:42] Nasa
Huh? Did I do something wrong?
[09:45] Tsukasa
That's like a line out of
an isekai story, darling.
[09:51] Tsukasa
Oh, I get what this is.
[09:57] Tsukasa
Thank you for the meal.
[09:59] Nasa
Th-Thank you for the meal...
[10:05] Tsukasa
I have to say, your kung fu is weak, darling.
[10:09] Nasa
Wh-What do you mean?
[10:13] Tsukasa
I'm saying you have no idea what
a wedding ceremony involves.
[10:17] Nasa
I don't?
[10:18] Tsukasa
You don't!
[10:20] Tsukasa
Let's start with question one:
[10:22] Tsukasa
How do you arrange a wedding ceremony?
[10:24] Tsukasa
You're a clever one, darling,
[10:26] Tsukasa
so let's have you act out your answer.
[10:29] Tsukasa
Three, two, one, action.
[10:32] Nasa
Huh?! Act it out?!
[10:34] Nasa
Well, uh... First, you call the venue, and then...
[10:38] Nasa
Hello, is this the venue?
[10:40] Nasa
Um, I'd like to have a wedding.
[10:43] Nasa
What days are available?
[10:46] Nasa
Oh, I see. So Friday is available?
[10:50] Nasa
I'd like a reservation for two on Friday night...
[10:52] Kaname
You think this is going out for drinks?!
[10:55] Nasa
Kaname-chan?
[10:56] Kaname
What do you think a wedding is?!
[10:58] Kaname
You ain't gonna get a gondola or
fireworks with a single phone call!
[11:01] Nasa
Huh?!
[11:02] Tsukasa
What gondola?
[11:04] Kaname
Sorry for barging in.
[11:06] Kaname
One of the neighbors gave us a watermelon,
so I thought I'd share.
[11:09] Tsukasa
Thanks for that.
[11:15] Tsukasa
This is really good watermelon.
[11:18] Kaname
Sure is.
[11:20] Tsukasa
Anyway, Kaname, it seems my darling has
no idea how much of a trial a wedding is.
[11:27] Kaname
Sure seems like it.
[11:29] Nasa
I-It's a trial?!
[11:31] Kaname
Just for example, how much
do you think a wedding costs?
[11:36] Nasa
Good question... On the cheap side,
probably around 150,000 or 160,000 yen?
[11:44] Tsukasa
That's just wrong.
[11:45] Kaname
He's got a severe case of "ignorance
of things I don't care about."
[11:49] Nasa
What, am I wrong?
[11:51] Kaname
Well, for starters, Senpai...
[11:54] Kaname
Here's the minimum estimate for a wedding at
a certain kingdom that's considered magical.
[12:01] Nasa
S-Seven million yen?!
[12:05] Kaname
And there's the reality check.
[12:08] Tsukasa
Looks like it.
[12:10] Nasa
But... seven million?!
You could buy a car for that!
[12:14] Kaname
Yep, you sure could.
[12:16] Tsukasa
If you get far enough from the city,
you could even buy a house for that.
[12:21] Nasa
Seriously?
[12:23] Nasa
I always thought a wedding was, like...
[12:26] Nasa
You promise to love each
other in front of a priest,
[12:29] Nasa
your wife cries a little bit while
reading a letter from her parents,
[12:34] Nasa
and you basically wrap it up in one day.
[12:38] Nasa
Is it actually a whole process that involves
a bunch of traveling over an entire year?
[12:44] Kaname
You're not a band, and it's not a tour!
[12:46] Tsukasa
Why would you need to travel all over?
[12:48] Nasa
I just can't imagine why it'd
cost this much otherwise!
[12:54] Nasa
I-I see... So that's it.
[12:59] Nasa
No wonder everyone cries so emotionally.
[13:02] Kaname
They sure do.
[13:05] Kaname
It'd be kind of a waste of money not to.
[13:17] Charlotte
Very, very nice! Keep it up, Chitose-chan!
[13:20] Chitose
Fight back a bit more during
this next round, Charlotte!
[13:24] Chitose
Aurora, how long have we been going?
[13:26] Aurora
Five minutes.
[13:27] Chitose
I can't stop wondering.
[13:29] Chitose
What are those two going
to do about a wedding?
[13:33] Aurora
Those two?
[13:36] Aurora
You mean Conan-kun and Amuro-san?!
[13:39] Chitose
Not them!
[13:41] Chitose
I mean Nee-sama and that
husband of hers! Them!
[13:46] Charlotte
That really is a good question!
[13:53] Charlotte
Come on!
[13:54] Aurora
Don't young folks these days
worry less about formalities?
[13:54] Chitose
Easy!
[14:00] Charlotte
And Tsukasa-chan gets embarrassed easily!
[14:02] Charlotte
In my homeland,
weddings usually have 200 guests,
[14:07] Charlotte
and over 1,000 isn't unheard of!
[14:10] Charlotte
That'd be rough if you're easily embarrassed.
[14:12] Chitose
How does anyone even know that many people?!
[14:16] Aurora
With a number like that, there's bound
to be a few strangers in there.
[14:21] Charlotte
It's mostly...
[14:23] Charlotte
complete strangers!
[14:25] Chitose
Why so casual?!
[14:37] Aurora
Still, it's not like the
families have met yet, either.
[14:42] Aurora
A wedding might be a good
way to arrange that.
[14:45] Aurora
Here.
[14:47] Charlotte
Would you go if you were
invited, Chitose-chan?
[14:50] Chitose
I mean... of course I would.
[14:53] Charlotte
Wow, really?
[14:55] Aurora
If you go, you can't try to ruin it.
[14:58] Chitose
I'd do no such thing!
[15:01] Chitose
I might be annoyed about her being married...
[15:04] Chitose
But I'd like Grandmother to see
Nee-sama in a wedding dress.
[15:10] Charlotte
For Tokiko-sama...
[15:13] Aurora
Now that you mention it... yeah.
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[15:28] Nasa
Seven million is on the pricey side,
[15:30] Nasa
but even the average is still
in the 3-4 million range.
[15:33] Nasa
I had no idea weddings were so expensive.
[15:37] Nasa
It's practically an event of a lifetime...
[15:40] Nasa
But what's this "betrothal money"?
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[15:44] Nasa
It's another million outside
of the cost of the ceremony.
[15:48] Aya
Betrothal money is—
[15:50] Nasa
Whoa, you scared me!
[15:52] Nasa
A-Aya-san?
[15:54] Nasa
You were here all along?
[15:56] Nasa
What are you doing here, actually?
[15:58] Nasa
Well, the thing is,
[16:00] Nasa
I was playing video games in the living room
all day before Kaname-chan got mad at me,
[16:07] Nasa
so I lied about going to clean the baths,
and have been gaming in here!
[16:11] Tsukasa
That's just gonna make her madder!
[16:13] Aya
Putting that aside,
betrothal money is something that
[16:17] Aya
one side presents to the other,
along with the engagement gifts,
[16:22] Aya
to help prepare for the wedding.
[16:26] Aya
As smart as you are, you really don't know
much about this sort of thing, do you?
[16:30] Nasa
I guess that's true.
[16:32] Nasa
I didn't even know how expensive weddings
were until Kaname-chan taught me about it.
[16:40] Aya
Well, they're expensive, and they
can take an entire year to arrange.
[16:45] Nasa
What?! Wait, that can't be right, can it?
[16:47] Nasa
I mean, people get married
every day at Omotesando...
[16:51] Aya
And every one of those couples has been
planning for that day a year in advance!
[16:57] Nasa
What?!
[16:58] Nasa
B-But a whole year? What exactly
takes that long to arrange?!
[17:03] Aya
That is a very valid question.
[17:10] Aya
The mystery only seems to grow.
[17:13] Nasa
I... I guess it does.
[17:16] Tsukasa
Well, for one thing, if you're
inviting friends and coworkers,
[17:20] Tsukasa
you need to send out invitations, right?
[17:22] Tsukasa
And that needs to be two or
three months in advance.
[17:25] Tsukasa
Then there's confirming RSVPs,
seating arrangements...
[17:29] Tsukasa
Say your parents live out in the country.
[17:31] Tsukasa
You can't exactly go, "We're getting
married! Come by tomorrow!"
[17:36] Tsukasa
Everything needs to be arranged.
So no matter what...
[17:41] Tsukasa
It ends up taking time.
[17:44] Tsukasa
Care for some fruit milk, darling?
[17:47] Nasa
Sure, thanks.
[17:50] Aya
An indirect smooch!
[17:52] Tsukasa
Then there's choosing the menu,
the table decorations,
[17:57] Tsukasa
getting an emcee, selecting the party favors...
[18:00] Tsukasa
Just a ton of things to do.
[18:03] Tsukasa
Which is why, personally, I'm not
interested in investing all that effort.
[18:07] Aya
That's not right!
[18:10] Aya
You won't know if it's worth
the effort until you try!
[18:14] Aya
I'm sure Nasa-kun wants to see
Tsukacchan in a wedding dress!
[18:18] Aya
He wants to see it and get excited over it!
[18:19] Tsukasa
What do you mean by "excited"?!
[18:21] Tsukasa
And do you realize the kind of price
tag we're talking about here?!
[18:26] Nasa
Still, though...
[18:27] Nasa
Three or four million isn't exactly out
of reach, with a bit of dedication.
[18:32] Tsukasa
Darling, that kind of
dedication is unnecessary!
[18:34] Tsukasa
That's not where you need
to dedicate anything!
[18:36] Aya
Very well! Let's buy an issue of Zexy!
[18:40] Nasa
Zexy? The wedding magazine they
sell at convenience stores?
[18:44] Aya
Precisely!
[18:45] Aya
The first step toward a
wedding is buying Zexy!
[18:48] Aya
And that's why the two of you will
buy and read Zexy together!
[18:51] Aya
Never read it myself, but there's
bound to be helpful info in there!
[18:58] Tsukasa
I-I guess we're going to the
convenience store, then.
[19:02] Tsukasa
We needed milk for tomorrow, anyway.
[19:05] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[19:09] Nasa
Will this work for milk?
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Milk
[19:11] Tsukasa
Yeah. But we're out of butter,
too, so we'll also need that.
[19:16] Nasa
That just leaves Zexy. Zexy...
[19:21] Tsukasa
Darling!
[19:22] Tsukasa
I'm feeling like ice cream.
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[19:24] Tsukasa
You want to split this?
[19:27] Nasa
Sounds good.
[19:29] Nasa
So, ice cream and a copy of Zexy...
[19:31] Nasa
It's heavy!
[19:33] Nasa
I never picked one up before,
so I didn't realize it was so thick!
[19:36] Tsukasa
It's like a phone book.
SIGN Zexy Capital Region Edition
Our special feature addressing your pre-wedding jitters♥
Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region
What you need for your wedding preparations
Your one source for before, during, and after your wedding!
Special Mega-Issue!!
[19:38] Nasa
It comes with extras,
and it's still only 300 yen!
[19:40] Tsukasa
That's quite a bargain.
[19:43] Nasa
"Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region"?
[19:46] Nasa
There are that many just around Tokyo?
[19:49] Tsukasa
There's something embarrassing
about buying it together, though.
[19:53] Nasa
Why?
[19:55] Tsukasa
I mean, come on...
[19:57] Tsukasa
It's a magazine that a couple thinking about
getting married would probably buy, so...
[20:03] Tsukasa
How do I put this? It gives
off real happiness vibes.
[20:07] Nasa
I-I guess it does.
[20:10] Tsukasa
Right?
[20:14] Tsukasa
Man, I got so self-conscious,
I was bright red at the register.
[20:20] Nasa
Y-Yeah.
[20:22] Nasa
Well, to cool down, how about some ice cream?
[20:25] Tsukasa
Appreciate it.
[20:30] Tsukasa
Here you go, darling.
[20:31] Nasa
Thanks.
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What to Be Careful About!!
[20:34] Nasa
Y'know, reading this...
[20:37] Nasa
There really is a ton of stuff to
decide on before a wedding ceremony.
[20:42] Tsukasa
Right?
[20:43] Tsukasa
There are a lot of couples who
even get into fights about it.
[20:47] Tsukasa
I read about it in Spirits!
[20:49] Nasa
In Spirits*?! She got this info from manga?!*
[20:52] Tsukasa
Granted, you're enough of a sweetheart
that I doubt we'd get into a fight.
[20:58] Tsukasa
But I like things how they are
right now. All... lovey-dovey.
[21:03] Nasa
What'd you say, Tsukasa-chan?
[21:07] Tsukasa
I don't think I'm gonna tell you.
[21:10] Tsukasa
I just think that, instead of overcoming
the nightmare of arranging a ceremony,
[21:15] Tsukasa
we should go to the movies, eat together,
[21:19] Tsukasa
go to the convenience store,
share some ice cream...
[21:23] Tsukasa
The way things are now is
peaceful, and that's a relief.
[21:28] Nasa
I see.
[21:30] Nasa
So we shouldn't think about a
wedding ceremony right now?
[21:34] Tsukasa
We shouldn't! It's too soon for us.
[21:38] Tsukasa
Someday, when the time comes
for us to be truly blessed...
[21:42] Tsukasa
That'll be the chance
[21:47] Tsukasa
for the two of us to take our
time and really think it over.
[21:51] Tsukasa
Our wedding, that is.
[21:54] Tsukasa
We only just got married, after all.
[21:59] Nasa
Yeah.
[22:01] Nasa
You're right.
[22:05] Tsukasa
Today was really nice.
[22:08] Nasa
I'm glad we went to the movies together.
[22:12] Nasa
You smell so nice, Tsukasa-chan.
[22:15] Tsukasa
Come on, your breath tickles.
[22:19] Nasa
But, y'know,
[22:21] Nasa
I really would like to see
you in a wedding dress.
[22:28] Tsukasa
Then maybe in private...
I'll show it to only you.
[22:33] Nasa
Really?
[22:35] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[22:36] Nasa
Then that'll be our private wedding ceremony.
[22:42] Nasa
Do you promise to honor and love Yuzaki Nasa?
[22:47] Tsukasa
Yes, I do.
[22:50] Tsukasa
Yuzaki Nasa, do you—
[22:52] Nasa
Yes, I do!
[22:53] Tsukasa
C'mon, darling, let me finish!
[23:00] Nasa
And now, I may kiss the bride.
[23:08] Nasa
My wife is always so incredible.
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[23:25] Nasa
The other day, someone in town
asked me, "Are you happy right now?"
[23:29] Tsukasa
Oh, yeah, that does happen sometimes.
[23:31] Nasa
And I replied right away!
[23:32] Nasa
"Yes, I am!"
[23:33] Nasa
"A meteor could hit
[23:34] Nasa
or aliens could invade,
[23:35] Nasa
but I'd still be the happiest
man in the universe!"
[23:37] Tsukasa
You're unstoppable, huh, darling?
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