E4 - Spots to Kiss

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[00:00] Nasa
    My name is Yuzaki Nasa.
[00:03] Nasa
    My wife's name is Tsukasa.
[00:05] Nasa
    On a night when the moon was shining bright,
[00:07] Nasa
    a certain girl saved my life.
[00:10] Nasa
    And that really cute girl would one day be
    the wife with whom I would share a future!
[00:16] Nasa
    I fell in love at first sight, and proposed
    to her the same day we met.
[00:20] Nasa
    And trusting how earnest I seemed
    to be, she one day returned to me.
[00:26] Nasa
    This is the story of a couple
    who had a strange first meeting,
[00:29] Nasa
    and ended up together with an
    irreplaceable bond between them.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Episode 4 Spots to Kiss
[02:06] Tsukasa
    My husband is a man you can rely on.
[02:09] Tsukasa
    He's not physically imposing,
    nor all that strong.
[02:13] Tsukasa
    And yet...
[02:15] Kaname
    Senpai!
[02:18] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[02:19] Kaname
    I was hoping you could help me.
[02:21] Kaname
    You think you can fix this thing?
[02:25] Nasa
    A vacuum, huh?
[02:27] Kaname
    It suddenly won't turn on anymore.
[02:31] Nasa
    As long as it's not critically damaged,
     I should be able to.
[02:37] Kaname
    What exactly would count as
    "critical damage," anyway?
[02:40] Nasa
    Well, if the LSI or any integrated
    circuits are broken,
[02:43] Nasa
    the odds of fixing it are pretty bad.
[02:47] Nasa
    But that stuff usually doesn't break.
[02:50] Kaname
    I see...
[02:52] Nasa
    I'd say 80-90% of the time, it's a
    problem with the electrical systems.
[02:55] Nasa
    Usually either some soldering came
    loose or a cord's been broken...
[02:59] Nasa
    Maybe even some parts rusting. Most of
    the time, it's something like that.
[03:04] Tsukasa
    Here you go.
[03:05] Kaname
    Oh, thank you.
[03:09] Nasa
    This means the solder point here is loose...
[03:13] Nasa
    So we fill it in a little.
[03:20] Nasa
    There you go. It's working.
[03:24] Kaname
    You're such a big help, Senpai!
[03:28] Nasa
    I'm just glad I could get it working.
[03:30] Aya
    I have a request for the
    ever-helpful Nasa-kun!
[03:34] Nasa
    Aya-san?
[03:35] Kaname
    What do you want?
[03:37] Aya
    I'll have you know I'm in a bit of a pinch!
    More than a bit! A huge pinch, in fact!
[03:42] Aya
    I've got finals coming up
    at the end of the month!
[03:47] Aya
    What was that sigh for?! How do you
    already know where this is going?!
[03:51] Aya
    However, as you have guessed,
    I haven't studied at all!
[03:54] Aya
    My attendance is pretty bad, too, so Aya's
    in a real "fail the year" kinda pinch!
[03:58] Aya
    I can't afford a failing grade! I'll fail the year!
[04:02] Aya
    This may be Aya's biggest
    and most painful pinch yet!
[04:05] Kaname
    You get what you deserve.
[04:06] Aya
    From what I was able to figure out,
[04:08] Aya
    the trend for getting grades up
[04:09] Aya
    is asking a smart friend instead of
    going to cram school or getting a tutor!
[04:13] Aya
    That's how it works in
    both Magazine and Jump!
[04:16] Aya
    So teach me, Nasa-kun!
[04:18] Nasa
    Uh, I only graduated middle school.
[04:21] Nasa
    Teaching a high school student
    when I never went to high school is—
[04:24] Aya
    But you're smart!
[04:26] Aya
    So I'm sure you can teach real good!
[04:30] Nasa
    Can I, though?
[04:32] Tsukasa
    Why not take a look at her
    books to get a better idea?
[04:36] Nasa
    Can you show them to me?
[04:38] Aya
    Yay!
[04:40] Sign
    Math III
[04:41] Nasa
    I dunno, though...
    I mean, high school material...
[04:47] Aya
    Nasa-kun...
[04:48] Aya
    You just thought, "Wait, how can she not
    understand such simple material?" Didn't you?
[04:54] Nasa
    I... wouldn't go that far.
[04:57] Aya
    But you did think it was easy, didn't you?
[04:59] Nasa
    If this is as hard as it gets... yeah.
[05:02] Aya
    Th-Then can you teach me?
[05:04] Nasa
    Well... I don't really know
    where you're at right now,
[05:08] Nasa
    so could you show me some of your quizzes?
[05:10] Aya
    Okay!
[05:14] Nasa
    Th-This is really... something.
[05:16] Aya
    Tee-hee!
[05:17] Kaname
    Don't you "tee-hee" us.
[05:19] Aya
    But studying is so...
[05:21] Kaname
    Yeah, yeah...
[05:22] Nasa
    Okay.
[05:23] Nasa
    I'm going to put together a series
    of once-daily worksheets for you.
[05:27] Nasa
    Can you promise to work on them
    until you've got them memorized?
[05:30] Aya
    Will that be enough?
[05:32] Nasa
    Yep. That's all you have to do.
[05:34] Nasa
    We'll start tomorrow, so could
    you bring all your books in?
[05:38] Aya
    Okay!
[05:40] Tsukasa
    Are you sure about this?
[05:41] Nasa
    It should be fine. Especially if the
    goal is just to not fail on her finals.
[05:45] Nasa
    I've got a knack for predicting
    the questions on exams.
[05:50] Nasa
    If you look at the statistics for past tests
    and imagine the mindset of the test writers,
[05:54] Nasa
    you can pretty easily stay
    one step ahead of them.
[05:57] Nasa
    It's utilizing this ability to its full extent
[06:00] Nasa
    that got me ranked #1 in the nation!
[06:03] Tsukasa
    I was asking about the work that
    he'd have to sink into this, actually.
[06:10] Tsukasa
    But my darling doesn't even
    consider that kind of thing.
[06:14] Tsukasa
    When people say someone is reliable,
[06:16] Tsukasa
    they probably mean people who
    don't expect anything in return.
[06:20] Nasa
    So that means...
[06:21] Nasa
    The answer should be three.
[06:24] Aya
    This is so hard...
[06:26] Nasa
    I'll explain again from the beginning, then.
[06:29] Nasa
    Honestly, Nasa-kun, how can you even
    memorize these long chains of weird codes?
[06:36] Nasa
    They're not weird chains.
[06:39] Nasa
    Each one of these formulas represents
[06:41] Nasa
    the history of mathematicians,
    who were all seeking answers.
[06:47] Nasa
    For example, calculus is the
    result of work Newton did
[06:51] Nasa
    prior to his discovery of gravity
     by applying Kepler's laws.
[06:55] Nasa
    Then there's the relationship
    between energy and mass,
[06:57] Nasa
    which Einstein expressed as E = mc²,
[07:00] Nasa
    something he came up with after
    studying light for over a decade.
[07:04] Nasa
    These formulas are the results of
    decades, centuries, even millennia
[07:09] Nasa
    of humanity's knowledge.
    They're fragments of wisdom.
[07:13] Nasa
    The fact that we only have to memorize them
    is thanks to the work of our predecessors.
[07:17] Nasa
    Wouldn't you feel bad if you got it wrong?
[07:21] Aya
    I-I think I'll keep at it a bit longer.
[07:24] Nasa
    That's the spirit! So, like I said,
     from the top again...
[07:28] Tsukasa
    My husband is a lovely man.
[07:32] Tsukasa
    He's capable of doing so much on his own,
[07:34] Tsukasa
    but he never thinks those things are
    the sole result of just his efforts.
[07:38] Tsukasa
    He has gratitude and respect
    for those who came before him.
[07:41] Tsukasa
    That's really cool of him.
[07:47] Nasa
    My wife is really kind.
[07:50] Nasa
    She pays a lot of attention to other
    people, and is considerate of them.
[07:55] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[07:57] Nasa
    What's up?
[07:58] Tsukasa
    Is this another worksheet for Aya-san?
[08:00] Nasa
    Nope. I made all of those already.
[08:03] Nasa
    The rest will depend on how hard she tries.
[08:06] Nasa
    What I'm doing now is a putting together
    an HR system for a senpai of mine.
[08:11] Nasa
    They're going independent and
     getting into the VTuber business!
[08:15] Nasa
    You're interested in that stuff, aren't you?
[08:17] Tsukasa
    I'd say so, but...
[08:19] Tsukasa
    Darling, you've been sitting
    like that this whole time.
[08:23] Nasa
    That is true, yeah.
[08:24] Tsukasa
    And yet you're still banging on that keyboard
[08:27] Tsukasa
    without ever taking a break.
[08:29] Tsukasa
    Doesn't it wear you out?
[08:31] Nasa
    I guess my shoulders and back do kinda hurt.
[08:37] Tsukasa
    Darling. I need you to stop working for a sec.
[08:41] Nasa
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[08:43] Tsukasa
    Yeah, you are definitely stiff as a rock.
[08:47] Nasa
    What?! What was that?!
[08:49] Tsukasa
    You're going to end up
    hurting yourself someday.
[08:52] Tsukasa
    And that being the case, darling, take off
     your hoodie and lie down right here.
[08:58] Tsukasa
    I'm gonna give you a massage.
[09:00] Nasa
    Aw, that's fine! I'd feel
    guilty for troubling you!
[09:03] Tsukasa
    Less quibbling and more laying down!
[09:06] Tsukasa
    Don't worry about it so much.
    We're married, remember?
[09:15] Nasa
    I don't think I've ever gotten
    a massage like this before.
[09:20] Tsukasa
    Really? Well, good for you.
    That means I'm your first.
[09:25] Tsukasa
    Okay, I'm starting.
[09:27] Nasa
    I can't see Tsukasa-chan behind me, but...
[09:31] Nasa
    Her slender fingers are
    rubbing my body so forcefully.
[09:35] Nasa
    This is a lot more exciting than I expected!
[09:38] Tsukasa
    How's that?
[09:39] Nasa
    It feels really good.
[09:43] Tsukasa
    This is kind of an awkward position.
[09:48] Nasa
    O-Oh, my!
[09:49] Tsukasa
    Don't move now, darling.
[09:54] Tsukasa
    You are very stiff, sir.
[09:56] Tsukasa
    You should really be a little
    more health-conscious!
[10:00] Nasa
    I-I'll try.
[10:05] Nasa
    Gotta admit, I had no idea
    massages could feel this good.
[10:09] Nasa
    Something about having Tsukasa-chan
    touch me all over like this...
[10:14] Nasa
    I wanna give her a massage!
[10:17] Nasa
    Wait, no, I don't mean anything dirty by that!
[10:20] Nasa
    It's just, I'd feel bad if
    I didn't return the favor...
[10:24] Tsukasa
    Okay, let's finish off with a hand massage.
[10:28] Tsukasa
    Turn around for me.
[10:38] Nasa
    This is kind of embarrassing.
[10:42] Tsukasa
    Is it?
[10:46] Tsukasa
    There, and now...
[10:49] Tsukasa
    All done.
[10:52] Tsukasa
    How's that? Feeling a little better?
[10:55] Nasa
    Y-Yeah. And I was wondering...
[10:58] Nasa
    I want to give you a massage, too.
[11:02] Nasa
    I want you to feel good, too!
[11:06] Tsukasa
    I appreciate the thought, but...
[11:08] Tsukasa
    I tend to heal fast and never get sick,
[11:12] Tsukasa
    so I don't get too stiff.
[11:15] Tsukasa
    H-Hang on, don't be so
    obviously disappointed!
[11:18] Tsukasa
    Okay, then...
[11:21] Tsukasa
    Maybe a shoulder rub would be good?
[11:25] Nasa
    Thank you!
[11:26] Nasa
    I'm gonna try real hard to
    make you feel good, okay?!
[11:30] Tsukasa
    Okay. But mind your phrasing, please.
[11:36] Nasa
    When my wife pulls her hair back
    and shows the nape of her neck...
[11:40] Nasa
    It's like... peak housewife stuff.
[11:43] Nasa
    Okay... here I go.
[11:45] Tsukasa
    Y-Yeah...
[11:47] Nasa
    I'm really gonna do it, okay?
[11:48] Tsukasa
    Yeah, I get it! Just come on!
[11:56] Nasa
    I've never touched her
    shoulders like this before.
[11:59] Nasa
    They're so soft, but warm...
[12:02] TSukasa
    Darling!
[12:04] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[12:06] Tsukasa
    I get nervous when people touch me.
[12:10] Tsukasa
    So, well...
[12:13] Tsukasa
    Be gentle, okay?
[12:17] Nasa
    I-I'll try!
[12:22] Nasa
    H-How's that?
[12:27] Tsukasa
    I didn't think I needed it,
[12:31] Tsukasa
    but this does feel really good.
[12:34] Tsukasa
    Thank you, darling.
[12:36] Nasa
    Sure!
[12:37] Tsukasa
    My wife is so cute!
[12:41] Tsukasa
    And...
[12:48] Tsukasa
    She's just really cute!
[12:53] Kaname
    How many times do you and
    Tsukassan kiss every day, Senpai?
[12:59] Kaname
    I'm asking for nitty-gritty details about
    your marriage's physical intimacy, is all.
[13:04] Nasa
    Could you not, please?
[13:06] Kaname
    See, the thing is,
[13:08] Kaname
    I was going down a YouTube rabbit hole,
    looking for the sexiest material I could find...
[13:12] Nasa
    What on earth made you do
    that in the first place?
[13:15] Kaname
    And there was this ex-athlete
    lady whose channel came up.
[13:19] Kaname
    And as for the content there...
[13:22] Kaname
    A video from a reality show talked about how
    many times she and her husband kissed in a day!
[13:28] Kaname
    And wow, it was really something!
[13:29] Kaname
    They kiss like nuts, I'm telling you!
     All over the place!
[13:32] Kaname
    It's real smooch-smooch-smoochie
    smooch-smooch-smooching!
[13:34] Nasa
    I get it. Please stop now.
[13:36] Kaname
    So after I finished it, I got curious...
[13:39] Kaname
    How is it for you?
[13:42] Kaname
    How many times do the
    Yuzakis do it in a day?!
[13:45] Nasa
    Could you not wonder that kind of thing?!
[13:48] Kaname
    So, for real though, how many times?!
[13:51] Kaname
    How many times do you and Tsukassan
    get that tongue action going on
[13:54] Kaname
    as you slurp on each other's lips?!
[13:57] Nasa
    Could you not describe things
    as disturbingly as possible?!
[14:00] Kaname
    You say that, but I think it's a good thing.
[14:03] Nasa
    What is?
[14:04] Kaname
    A married couple should get along well.
[14:06] Kaname
    And if you get along, isn't it
    natural to be more intimate?
[14:11] Kaname
    Which is why Kaname-chan
    here has a hot tip for you!
[14:16] Kaname
    Did you know you could kiss
    more places than the lips?
[14:21] Nasa
    What exactly do you mean?
[14:22] Kaname
    This is something I found while trying to
    find the sexiest images I could on Twitter...
[14:28] Nasa
    Seriously, what goes through
    your head when you do this?
[14:32] Kaname
    Apparently the meaning behind a kiss
    varies depending on where it lands!
[14:39] Kaname
    A kiss on the ear, for instance!
[14:41] Kaname
    It's supposed to be seductive.
[14:44] Kaname
    A kiss to the throat represents need.
[14:46] Kaname
    A kiss on the palm is supplication.
[14:48] Kaname
    And a kiss on the shin is a sign of obedience!
[14:53] Kaname
    Is that hot or what?!
[14:55] Nasa
    Y-Yeah, I guess...
[14:58] Kaname
    Which is why I have poured
    my heart and soul
[15:01] Kaname
    into collating the kiss data
    I've collected for you.
[15:03] Kaname
    It's yours now,
[15:06] Kaname
    so I hope you can enjoy more profound
    physical intimacy with your wife!
[15:10] Nasa
    C-Come on, I don't need this
    weirdly specific kind of help!
[15:14] Kaname
    Don't want it, then?
SIGN    List •Kiss on the hair Longing •Kiss on the forehead Blessing •Kiss on the cheek Trust •Kiss on the ear Seduction •Kiss on the nose Good Will •Kiss on the lips Attraction •Kiss on the chin Embarrassment •Kiss on the throat Need •Kiss on the wrist Desire •Kiss on the arm Attachment •Kiss on the chest Passion •Kiss on the palm Supplication •Kiss on the fingertips Admiration •Kiss on the waist Binding •Kiss on the shin Obedience
[15:17] Nasa
    S-Since you made it, I'll take it...
[15:26] Nasa
    So the meaning changes
    depending on the location...
[15:30] Tsukasa
    Darling.
[15:31] Nasa
    Yes?!
[15:32] Tsukasa
    I need some vegetables, so I'm
    gonna head to the supermarket.
[15:35] Nasa
    Oh, in that case, I'll go, too. It's kind of late.
[15:39] Nasa
    And I need to cool off...
[15:51] Tsukasa
    Since we're out, let's take a detour back.
[15:55] Tsukasa
    It's an evening stroll date.
[15:57] Nasa
    Sure.
[16:03] Nasa
    I don't mind taking walks at night like this.
[16:07] Nasa
    When there's a faint breeze,
    and we're walking outside...
[16:11] Nasa
    When we're walking outside...
[16:14] Nasa
    I can catch the faint, sweet smell
    coming from Tsukasa-chan's hair!
[16:18] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[16:20] Tsukasa
    What are you sniffing at?
[16:22] Nasa
    W-Well, I just... It's...
[16:26] Nasa
    Y-Your hair smells nice, so I was sniffing it.
[16:32] Tsukasa
    It's really charming how, despite being smart,
     at times you really don't seem that way.
[16:37] Nasa
    Was that even a compliment?!
[16:38] Tsukasa
    Still...
[16:40] Tsukasa
    You could've just asked,
    and I'd let you touch it.
[16:45] Nasa
    For real?!
[16:46] Tsukasa
    W-Well, yeah.
[16:48] Nasa
    Th-Then...
[16:50] Nasa
    Can I touch your hair?
[16:57] Tsukasa
    G-Go ahead.
[16:59] Nasa
    O-Okay, then.
[17:06] Nasa
    Your hair is really silky, Tsukasa-chan.
[17:08] Tsukasa
    Th-Thanks...
[17:12] Tsukasa
    A kiss on the ear, for instance!
    It's supposed to be seductive.
[17:19] Kaname
    A kiss to the throat represents need.
[17:24] Kaname
    A kiss on the palm is supplication.
[17:27] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[17:29] Nasa
    T-Tsukasa-chan!
[17:30] Tsukasa
    Wh-Whoa, hang on!
[17:33] Tsukasa
    I mean... what if someone
    sees us? It'd be embarrassing.
[17:36] Nasa
    But it's so dark out. It's probably fine.
[17:39] Tsukasa
    No... When you think you can't be seen,
[17:42] Tsukasa
    it usually just means you don't
    realize you're being seen.
[17:45] Nasa
    I see.
[17:47] Nasa
    But even so,
[17:48] Nasa
    we're being really careful,
    so I think it might be fine!
[17:53] Nasa
    Also, we're already married! So even if
    someone does see, we're in the clear, right?
[17:58] Tsukasa
    It's really charming how, despite being smart,
     at times you really don't seem that way.
[18:03] Nasa
    Again, is that supposed
    to be a compliment?!
[18:09] Nasa
    What is it?
[18:15] Nasa
    It's Yanagi-sensei!
[18:17] Tsukasa
    Isn't that the guy from the theme park?
[18:20] Nasa
    Yeah. Taniguchi-sensei.
[18:22] Tsukasa
    They seem to getting along.
[18:24] Nasa
    Sure do.
[18:33] Tsukasa
    W-Was that—
[18:34] Nasa
    They're already like that?!
[18:36] Tsukasa
    Does this mean the confession
    actually worked?!
[18:39] Tsukasa
    Wh-Wh-What do we do?
[18:41] Nasa
    I-I-I'm not sure!
[18:43] Tsukasa
    Let's get out of here, fast!
[18:44] Nasa
    But we can't move, not now!
[19:05] Nasa
    That was such a shock...
[19:09] Tsukasa
    Darling?
[19:12] Tsukasa
    Kaname gave us these.
[19:15] Tsukasa
    She's really generous, the way
    she always shares with us.
[19:19] Nasa
    Th-That she is...
[19:24] Tsukas
    They're good and sweet, aren't they?
[19:28] Nasa
    They are!
[19:29] Nasa
    According to the data, a kiss
    on the eyelid is for yearning...
[19:33] Nasa
    And a kiss on the back of
    the hand is for affection!
[19:36] Tsukasa
    Hey, come to think of it...
[19:37] Tsukasa
    She gave me a list of different kiss locations
    and their meanings along with the grapes.
SIGN    List
    
    •Kiss on the hair Longing
    •Kiss on the forehead Blessing
    •Kiss on the cheek Trust
    •Kiss on the ear Seduction
    •Kiss on the nose Good Will
    •Kiss on the lips Attraction
    •Kiss on the chin Embarrassment
    •Kiss on the throat Need
    •Kiss on the wrist Desire
[19:45] Nasa
    She gave that to you, too?!
[19:47] Tsukasa
    Wait, she gave it to you, too?
[19:49] Nasa
    That girl, seriously...
[19:51] Tsukasa
    It's pretty interesting, though.
[19:53] Tsukasa
    People are always thinking about this
    kind of thing, no matter the age.
[19:57] Tsukasa
    Apparently the cheek is for trust,
    and the arm for attachment.
[20:06] Tsukasa
    U-Uh, Nasa-kun?
[20:09] Nasa
    A kiss on the throat is supposed
    to represent need...
[20:12] Tsukasa
    Jeez, where did that come from?
[20:16] Tsukasa
    In that case, I'll...
[20:22] Tsukasa
    A kiss on the ear is supposed
    to be for seduction.
[20:30] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, can I see your hand?
[20:35] Tsukasa
    Like this?
[20:39] Nasa
    A kiss on the wrist shows desire.
[20:43] Nasa
    The palm is supplication.
[20:46] Tsukasa
    Fingertips are for admiration.
[20:49] Tsukasa
    A kiss to the forehead is a blessing.
[20:53] Tsukasa
    And on top of the head is longing.
[20:57] Tsukasa
    What else was there?
[21:00] Nasa
    There's also... the chest... and the stomach.
[21:04] Tsukasa
    The chest and the stomach, huh?
[21:07] Nasa
    Is it okay if I do it from
    on top of your clothes?
[21:11] Nasa
    I guess...
[21:13] Nasa
    But what's it mean?
[21:18] Nasa
    I forget.
[21:31] Kaname
    Senpai, do you two ever make out in the park?
[21:35] Kaname
    Well, the other night, I saw you go for it,
     but then Tsukassan stopped you,
[21:40] Kaname
    and instead you sniffed her hair a bunch.
[21:43] Nasa
    You saw all that, Kaname-chan?!
[21:45] Kaname
    Well, of course I did!
[21:47] Kaname
    Everybody did.
[21:49] Nasa
    What?!
[21:51] Nasa
    I remember thinking we shouldn't
    fool around outside anymore.
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[23:25] Nasa
    The relaxing effects of
    a hot spring are amazing!
[23:27] Nasa
    Even better than music and
    aromatherapy, they say!
[23:30] Tsukasa
    Getting away from the
    city probably helps, too.
[23:32] Nasa
    Hot springs really are relaxing.
[23:34] Nasa
    But then...
[23:36] Both
    Why are we both feeling so nervous instead?