E2 - Life as a Teacher

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SIGN    Otogi Girls' High School
[00:01] Nasa
    So today I'm going to have
    you enter some source code.
[00:03] [SONG] Blackboard sign
    Pop Quiz
[00:07] Nasa
    This is going to take the form of a test,
[00:09] Nasa
    but you really just need to input what you
    have on the printout, and you'll be good.
[00:13] Nasa
    And if you're feeling confident,
    I'd like you to modify the code.
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    TONIKAWA
SIGN    Life as a Teacher
[01:54] Tsukasa
    Darling...
SIGN    The all-new Ramen Bulgaria!!
SIGN    So rich!!
SIGN    Beyond Super Spicy Ramen
    780 yen
SIGN    Rice
    20 yen
SIGN    The all-new Ramen Bulgaria!!
[01:55] Nasa
    Yes?
[01:56] Tsukasa
    It's funny how you get the craving for
    spicy food when the weather gets hot.
[02:03] Nasa
    Actually, I can't say I do.
[02:06] Tsukasa
    B-But why?!
[02:08] Tsukasa
    Most people get a craving when they see
    something described as "super spicy" or "cheesy"!
[02:12] Tsukasa
    I'm not sure what any of that
    has to do with the weather.
[02:15] Tsukasa
    What are you talking about, anyway?
[02:17] Tsukasa
    I'm talking about the local ramen place.
[02:19] Tsukasa
    It has a good reputation and just
    finished a remodel. I'd like to go.
[02:23] Nasa
    Ramen, huh?
[02:25] Nasa
    We don't eat out often, so it
    might be a nice change of pace.
[02:28] Tsukasa
    I'll go get changed right now!
[02:31] Nasa
    A ramen date, huh?
[02:34] Nasa
    This should be fun.
[02:40] Myako
    My name is Miyako Haru.
[02:42] Myako
    I'm 16, and I attend Otogi Girls' High School.
[02:44] Myako
    I come from a wealthy family.
[02:46] Myako
    I'm a bit of an overachiever at school.
[02:48] Myako
    My friends and teachers are all good people.
[02:51] Myako
    Which is why... I'm the one in the wrong.
[02:54] Myako
    For all of my blessings,
    I'm still not satisfied.
[02:58] Myako
    So I make my way into the underworld alone.
[03:02] Myako
    I have a secret identity.
[03:04] Myako
    A dark, greedy secret that no one else knows.
SIGN    Super Spicy Balkan Style
    Ramen Bulgaria
[03:07] [SONG] Flag sign
    Newly Renovated!
SIGN    Location, Genre, Business Name
SIGN    Local Results
SIGN    Ramen Bulgaria
[03:08] Myako
    I give in to my dark impulses
    to eat ramen around town...
[03:11] Myako
    I'm evil.
[03:14] Myako
    But it's not just that I try
    out various ramen places.
[03:18] Myako
    I gather various sorts of ramen data,
    analyze it in detail,
[03:21] Myako
    and post about it on social media.
[03:24] Myako
    I'm a moderately big ramen influencer.
[03:28] Myako
    The mysterious ramen critic, Haru.
[03:31] Myako
    That is my true identity,
    which none may ever know.
[03:37] Worker
    Welcome!
[03:39] Worker
    Sorry, do you mind sharing a table?
[03:41] Myako
    That's fine.
[03:45] Myako
    I already know what I'm ordering.
[03:48] Myako
    The highlight of the new menu:
    Beyond Super Spicy Ramen.
[03:52] Myako
    But to make the post comprehensive,
    I should give the menu a once-over.
[04:00] Myako
    Yuzaki-sensei?! What's he doing here?!
[04:03] Myako
    Is he going to learn my secret?!
[04:07] Myako
    N-No, I can't be sure.
[04:09] Myako
    He's not even my homeroom teacher.
[04:10] Myako
    I'm just one student he
    teaches every now and then.
[04:13] Nasa
    Good evening. Miyako-san, right?
[04:15] Myako
    Damn it! He's got the makings
    of a talented educator!
[04:19] Myako
    What do I do?
[04:20] Myako
    My shameful secret is going
    to be exposed at this rate.
[04:24] Myako
    If my parents find out...
[04:26] Myako
    I can never go to school again.
[04:28] Tsukasa
    Who's this?
[04:29] Nasa
    This is Miyako-san, one of the
    students at the school I teach at.
[04:33] Tsukasa
    Oh, I see.
[04:35] Tsukasa
    It's nice to meet you.
    I'm Nasa's wife, Tsukasa.
[04:38] Myako
    Wait, wife?
[04:39] Myako
    This is your wife, Sensei?
[04:41] Nasa
    Yep, that's right.
[04:43] Myako
    She's really cute.
[04:46] Nasa
    Thanks.
[04:47] Nasa
    If you're here on your own,
    you must really like ramen, huh?
[04:52] Myako
    Well... it was more a coincidence
    than anything, really.
[04:55] Nasa
    Oh, so you don't eat it often?
[04:58] Myako
    Uh... well...
[04:59] [SONG] Posting signs
    Limited time iekei-style
    
    Another day, another ramen
    
    This is the 3rd time this week
[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:00] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:01] Myako
    Yes, that's right!
[05:01] [SONG] Posting signs
    I'd eat it every day if I could!
    That's how to be a true ramen master!
[05:02] Myako
    This is my first time having some
    this week, so it's less than usual!
[05:06] Myako
    I'm not lying!
[05:08] Tsukasa
    Putting that aside for a second,
    let's go ahead and order.
[05:11] Nasa
    Good idea.
[05:13] Tsukasa
    I think I'll try this Beyond Super
    Spicy Ramen thing of theirs.
[05:19] Myako
    But it was already so spicy
    before they updated it...
[05:22] Myako
    Would someone this cute really
    eat something like that?
[05:25] Nasa
    It sounds like it'll be really spicy.
     Are you gonna be okay?
[05:28] Tsukasa
    I don't know. But I want to try it.
[05:31] Nasa
    Okay, then I'll order one that isn't spicy,
[05:35] Nasa
    and if it's too much for you, we can trade.
[05:37] Tsukasa
    Got it. Thanks, darling.
[05:40] Myako
    That's so nice! Is this
    what being married is like?
[05:44] Nasa
    What about you, Miyako-san?
[05:46] Myako
    Uh... I think I'll take the
    Beyond Super Spicy, too.
[05:51] Worker
    All right, here's your Beyond Super Spicy!
[05:57] Tsukasa
    So this is a level beyond.
[06:00] Myako
    This isn't good!
[06:02] Myako
    I'm so curious about Sensei that
    I'm not focusing on the ramen.
[06:05] Myako
    Let's focus on the spice first.
[06:10] Myako
    Now that's a heavy-duty spice!
[06:12] Myako
    It's a level more intense
    than before the remodel.
[06:15] Myako
    But other than the pure spice,
    there's a more complex umami...
[06:19] Myako
    I see. It must be stock made with mushrooms.
[06:22] Myako
    And these are... curly noodles?
[06:25] Myako
    They were straight before.
[06:27] Myako
    If it's changed this much,
    I wonder what the effect will be...
[06:41] Myako
    That was so sexy, I forgot
    how the noodles tasted.
[06:45] Nasa
    I guess people really do use those
    hair ties that ramen places have.
[06:49] Tsukasa
    You almost have to when your hair is long.
[06:51] Nasa
    But you look cute with your
    hair up, too, Tsukasa-chan.
[06:54] Tsukasa
    Come on, enough with that. Let's eat.
[06:58] Myako
    Focus. Focus! Focus everything on your food!
[07:04] Nasa
    What's wrong, Tsukasa-chan?
[07:06] Tsukasa
    Darling...
[07:08] Tsukasa
    It's really spicy!
[07:11] Nasa
    I'll eat it, then. Let's trade.
[07:13] Tsukasa
    Yeah. I'm sorry, darling.
[07:16] Nasa
    It's okay.
[07:18] Myako
    I-I don't think all of this
    sweat is because of the spice!
[07:22] Nasa
    That's spicy! Really spicy!
[07:27] Tsukasa
    Are you going to be okay?
[07:28] Nasa
    I 'hink 'o...
[07:31] Tsukasa
    Don't force yourself, okay?
[07:32] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[07:41] Tsukasa
    So that's one of darling's students.
[07:45] Tsukasa
    She was every bit as cute as people
    make schoolgirls out to be.
[07:49] Aya
    Nasa-kun having his heart stolen by one
    of those girls now that he's a teacher...
[07:56] Aya
    is completely feasible, I think!
[07:58] Aya
    Whoa, there! I can sense the
    waves of murderous intent!
[08:01] Aya
    Settle down for a sec and listen!
[08:02] Aya
    High school girls are cute!
    That's just a globally-accepted fact!
[08:06] Aya
    There's nothing you can do about that!
[08:08] Aya
    But if you give up because of that,
    it's the defeat of intellect!
[08:12] Aya
    And mankind will have no future!
[08:15] Tsukasa
    So what exactly am I supposed to do?
[08:18] Aya
    I'm saying fight fire with fire!
     An eye for an eye!
[08:21] Aya
    To beat a schoolgirl,
    you've gotta be a schoolgirl!
[08:24] Tsukasa
    What?
[08:25] Aya
    Which is why...
[08:26] Aya
    I've procured an Otogi Girls'
     High School uniform!
[08:31] Aya
    If you wear this, you'll have Nasa-kun
    wrapped around your little finger!
[08:36] Aya
    You'll be able to compete with
    any schoolgirl on equal footing!
[08:41] Tsukasa
    Come on, we already did that.
    We don't need to do it again.
[08:47] Aya
    You just don't get it.
[08:51] Aya
    There's no such thing as "too much" cosplay!
[08:54] Tsukasa
    Don't try to make that
    sound like common sense!
[08:56] Aya
    Come on, I went to all this trouble!
     You should wear it!
[09:00] Tsukasa
    No, seriously, it's fine.
[09:02] Aya
    Don't be like that!
[09:08] Kaname
    Senpai, what's that you've got?
[09:10] Nasa
    The answer sheet for a test.
[09:12] Nasa
    I had my students at the girls'
    school do a programming test.
[09:15] Kaname
    You had them do a
    hand-written programming test?
[09:19] Nasa
    That'd be so much extra work! Of course not.
[09:22] Nasa
    I had them actually input some code.
[09:24] Kaname
    That's what I thought.
    Then why is that hand-written?
[09:28] Nasa
    I think the idea was that I would
    have to do extra work
[09:32] Nasa
    to check whether or not it's right...
[09:35] Nasa
    But I didn't even need
    to check. This is perfect.
[09:38] Nasa
    This girl is really something!
[09:40] Nasa
    I'm looking forward to seeing her next time.
[09:42] Aya
    Never mind that, Nasa-kun!
[09:44] Aya
    Isn't it time to go shopping with your wife?!
[09:48] Nasa
    Shopping?
[09:49] Aya
    Tsukacchan was really looking
    forward to going shopping!
[09:52] Nasa
    Oh, okay. Then she's done at
    the front desk of the bathhouse?
[09:56] Aya
    Yep! She's waiting for you out back.
[09:59] Aya
    I recommend you go there right now!
[10:02] Nasa
    Okay, then, I'll do that.
[10:04] Nasa
    Thanks.
[10:05] Aya
    Have fun!
[10:08] Kaname
    This isn't some stupid scheme, is it?
[10:11] Aya
    No worries! All my schemes are like this!
[10:14] Nasa
    She's supposed to be back here...
    but why is this where she wanted to meet?
[10:22] Nasa
    Tsukasa-cha—
[10:30] Tsukasa
    You're finally here.
[10:33] Nasa
    Wh-What is this, Tsukasa-chan?
[10:36] Tsukasa
    Aya got her hands on these clothes,
    and begged me to wear them.
[10:42] Tsukasa
    It's embarrassing, but...
    she said you'd like it.
[10:48] Nasa
    Oh. Is that right?
[10:49] Tsukasa
    Yes!
[10:51] Tsukasa
    So... how about it?
[10:53] Nasa
    Y-Yeah.
[10:57] Nasa
    You look really cute.
[11:02] Nasa
    B-But...
[11:03] Tsukasa
    What?
[11:04] Nasa
    I don't mind, but do you really want
    to wear that when we go shopping?
[11:12] Tsukasa
    I think I'd die from embarrassment.
[11:14] Nasa
    I see.
[11:15] Nasa
    You wanna just go for a quick walk, then?
[11:19] Tsukasa
    I-I just said I was embarrassed!
    Why would I want to go for a walk?!
[11:24] Nasa
    But since you're wearing such a cute outfit,
    I thought I could get some pictures.
[11:28] Tsukasa
    Pictures?!
[11:30] Tsukasa
    Y-You want pictures of your wife
    in this ridiculous getup?!
[11:33] Tsukasa
    Are you some kind of sadist, darling?!
[11:35] Nasa
    N-N-No! It's not that, it's just...
[11:39] Nasa
    Okay, what if we do it here,
    in secret, behind the house?
[11:43] Tsukasa
    Behind the house?
[11:44] Tsukasa
    You want to take pictures of your wife
    wearing a uniform here in the dark?
[11:48] Tsukasa
    That seems even more sketchy.
[11:50] Nasa
    Then... should I not?
[12:04] Nasa
    It's your fault, y'know.
[12:06] Nasa
    For looking so cute.
[12:09] Tsukasa
    It's just... when I think of you being
    surrounded by cute schoolgirls...
[12:14] Tsukasa
    I get a little anxious.
[12:18] Nasa
    Why would I ever be interested in schoolgirls
    when I have such an adorable wife?
[12:24] Tsukasa
    Really?
[12:25] Nasa
    Really.
[12:30] Nasa
    You're so cute, Tsukasa-chan...
[12:32] Tsukasa
    H-Hey! Not there...
[12:39] Aya
    So, how'd the uniform work?
[12:45] Tsukasa
    Well... pretty decently, I think?
[12:50] Aya
    You ever just want to drain a pond?
[12:54] Tsukasa
    Drain a pond?
[12:56] Kaname
    Wasn't that a trend on TV a while back?
[12:59] Aya
    It's still a trend! They did it this afternoon!
[13:03] Kaname
    That was a rerun.
[13:05] Kaname
    And would you please stop
    being so easily influenced?
[13:08] Aya
    Think of it.
[13:09] Aya
    Isn't it exciting, thinking about what's
    there once all the water is gone?
[13:14] Aya
    I believe that all people are possessed
    with the urge to drain ponds!
[13:18] Aya
    Which is why I want to make that
    dream come true by draining one!
[13:24] Aya
    But this house... doesn't have a pond to drain.
[13:29] Aya
    It seems our home is completely
    devoid of romanticism!
[13:32] Tsukasa
    What is she babbling about?
[13:33] Kaname
    Honestly, I'm kinda used to it.
[13:35] Aya
    I've been thinking.
[13:37] Aya
    How can I make my dream a reality?
[13:40] Aya
    And then it came to me!
[13:43] Kaname
    What stupid scheme is it this time?
[13:44] Aya
    We're going to dig a pond for the house!
[13:48] Tsukasa
    Aw, crap.
[13:50] Kaname
    My sister's gone even nuttier than usual!
[13:53] Aya
    So let's dig a pond! Come on!
[13:56] Aya
    Let's all dig a pond, and then drain it!
[14:00] Kaname
    Do you even know how to dig a pond?
[14:03] Aya
    That should be easy!
[14:05] Aya
    Just dig a hole and put water in it, right?
[14:07] Kaname
    I feel like putting you in a hole.
[14:09] Tsukasa
    If it was that simple, every hole
     you saw would be a pond.
[14:14] Tsukasa
    You need to make sure the
    water doesn't drain out.
[14:18] Aya
    I see! So digging a pond requires
    technical knowledge and ability!
[14:23] Aya
    Got it! I'll go talk to an expert!
[14:26] Tsukasa
    Wai—
[14:28] Kaname
    I'm so sorry she's always like this.
[14:31] Nasa
    What?
[14:32] Nasa
    You want to dig a pond?
[14:34] Aya
    Yeah! Can you do it, Nasa-kun?
[14:36] Nasa
    I think so, yeah...
[14:38] Nasa
    But why?
[14:41] Aya
    You, too, Nasa-kun? I have
    to explain that to you, too?
[14:44] Nasa
    Uh, yeah. Sorry.
[14:47] Aya
    The reason I want a pond...
[14:49] Nasa
    Uh-huh.
[14:50] Aya
    ...is so I can drain the water from the pond!
[14:55] Nasa
    Well...
[14:57] Nasa
    So you... just want a pond, right?
[15:01] Aya
    Yes, exactly!
[15:03] Nasa
    Okay, I'll see what I can do, then.
[15:05] Aya
    Thank you! I knew I could
    rely on you, Nasa-kun!
[15:09] Tsukasa
    So...
[15:09] Tsukasa
    You agreed to dig one, then.
[15:11] Nasa
    Somehow, yeah.
[15:13] Nasa
    The first step is to dig a hole,
    place a waterproof liner,
[15:17] Nasa
    and then use concrete to hold it in place.
[15:19] Tsukasa
    Sounds right.
[15:21] Nasa
    Okay...
[15:22] Nasa
    I'm really gonna do this. Are you sure?
[15:25] Aya
    Yes! Go ahead!
[15:27] Kaname
    Why are you taking charge?
[15:29] Kaname
    Senpai, I've got work, so I can't help.
[15:32] Kaname
    Are you sure about this?
[15:33] Nasa
    Yeah, it's okay.
[15:35] Aya
    I've got streams, so I can't
    help either, but good luck!
[15:39] Nasa
    Uh... okay.
[15:41] Nasa
    Tsukasa-chan, it's pretty hot,
    so feel free to go play games inside.
[15:46] Tsukasa
    Oh, right...
[15:49] Tsukasa
    But since it's a special occasion,
[15:51] Tsukasa
    I think I'll watch my darling
    do some manual labor.
[15:55] Tsukasa
    Since I think the sight of him all
    sweaty and physical will be a rare one.
[16:00] Nasa
    Y-You think so?
[16:02] Nasa
    Okay, I'll start digging.
[16:03] Tsukasa
    Yep.
[16:05] Nasa
    Ready, and...
[16:06] Nasa
    Go!
[16:15] Tsukasa
    A-Are you okay?
[16:16] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[16:19] Tsukasa
    Would you... like me to do it?
[16:21] Nasa
    It's okay! I want to look
    cool for you, so I'll do it!
[16:26] Nasa
    Let's see...
SIGN    how to use a shovel easy
[16:30] Nasa
    Okay, got it! Let's try that again!
[16:58] Tsukasa
    That's quite a hole you've got going.
[17:00] Nasa
    Y-Yeah...
[17:02] Tsukasa
    Let me get you some cold tea.
[17:05] Nasa
    Thanks.
[17:06] Tsukasa
    Here you go.
[17:07] Nasa
    Great!
[17:20] Nasa
    Thanks. That really hit the spot.
[17:22] Tsukasa
    S-Sure.
[17:25] Nasa
    What's wrong?
[17:26] Tsukasa
    It's just... y-you seem different
    than usual and kind of...
[17:34] Tsukasa
    wild and cool.
[17:39] Nasa
    Th-Thanks.
[17:41] Tsukasa
    N-Nah, it's nothing.
[17:43] Nasa
    Ow, ow, ow...
[17:46] Nasa
    My muscles are still sore.
[17:49] Nasa
    I guess I got carried away and
    worked too much yesterday.
[17:52] Aya
    Wow!
[17:54] Nasa
    It'll take about five days
    for the concrete to set.
[17:57] Nasa
    If you want to keep any animals
    in it, you'll need to treat it,
[18:00] Nasa
    and then it should be done.
[18:03] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I have a question.
[18:05] (Flashback) Nasa
    Oh, Kurenai-san.
[18:07] (Flashback) Kurenai
    Did you happen to skip all the way to Harvard?
[18:10] (Flashback) Nasa
    Huh?
[18:11] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I mean, since you can teach physics,
    classics, and everything else...
[18:15] (Flashback) Nasa
    No, no! I didn't even go to high school.
[18:19] (Flashback) Nasa
    I only graduated middle school.
[18:22] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I see...
[18:23] (Flashback) Kurenai
    I guess really smart people are
    smart with or without school.
[18:28] (Flashback) Nasa
    I'm not sure that's it, exactly.
[18:30] (Flashback) Jessie
    We have extra lessons coming up, so it'd
     be nice if you could teach us more.
[18:34] (Flashback) Usa
    We'll head over to your house so you
    can give us supplementary classes!
[18:39] (Flashback) Usa
    I wanna see your wife, too!
[18:40] (Flashback) Nasa
    Huh?!
[18:41] (Flashback) Nasa
    But I live in a bathhouse right now.
[18:45] (Flashback) Nasa
    So that's a little...
[18:46] (Flashback) Jessie
    Wait, you live in a bathhouse?!
[18:50] Tsukasa
    And that's how this happened?
[18:52] Nasa
    Sorry.
[18:54] Jessie
    So this is Sensei's wife.
[18:56] Usa
    She's so cute!
[18:58] Shirogane
    Come on! Stop making a fuss
    before it causes problems.
[19:01] Shirogane
    Remember where you are,
    pay your fee, and get inside!
[19:04] Shirogane
    Sorry about them. How much is it going to be?
[19:09] Tsukasa
    Oh, you'll want to use the ticket
    machine near the entrance.
[19:12] Shirogane
    Come on, girls, let's get our tickets.
[19:14] Everyone else
    Okay.
[19:16] Tsukasa
    So some of your students are serious?
[19:18] Nasa
    They all are, sometimes.
[19:20] Kurenai
    Wow, so this is a bathhouse!
[19:23] Kurenai
    I've never been to one before.
[19:25] Usa
    Me, neither.
[19:26] Jessie
    His wife sure was cute, huh?
[19:29] Shirogane
    She really was.
[19:31] Myako
    Since she and Sensei are married...
[19:36] Myako
    They probably bathe together, don't they?
[19:39] Shirogane
    Drop it.
[19:41] Kurenai
    Why is that the first place your mind goes?
[19:44] Kurenai
    There's something kinda visceral about
    seeing them together in person, though.
[19:47] Shirogane
    That's true. They both seem
    so mild-mannered, too.
[19:51] Myako
    But I bet things get crazy at night.
[19:53] Shirogane
    Seriously! Stop it!
[19:54] Kurenai
    You're really into that
    kind of thing, aren't you?
[20:00] Myako
    What a huge bath.
[20:02] Kurenai
    Wow, you're really cute with
    your hair down, Class Rep!
[20:08] Shirogane
    If you want comment on that, Jessie
    looks like a completely different person.
[20:12] Jessie
    Can it!
[20:13] Usa
    Oh, what's the problem?
[20:15] Usa
    We all get to see a different
    side of each other!
[20:18] Usa
    And you're all cute!
[20:20] Shirogane
    Who in the...
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[20:24] Kaname
    Students from Senpai's school are here?
[20:27] Tsukasa
    Yeah. High school girls
    sure have a lot of energy.
[20:32] Kaname
    Senpai must be pretty popular.
[20:37] Kaname
    I mean, think about it.
[20:38] Kaname
    Would you visit the home of a teacher
    you didn't like, even if he was smart?
[20:42] Kaname
    But that's a good thing.
[20:44] Kaname
    You want your husband to be
    trusted by people, right?
[20:49] Tsukasa
    I guess that's true.
[20:51] Kaname
    Or maybe you have a more
    possessive side than I thought.
[20:54] Jessie
    Have you ever been in a sauna before, Myako?
[20:56] Myako
    No, Jessie.
[20:58] Myako
    But I do know they're supposed to be hot.
[21:00] Jessie
    Since we're here, why don't we try it out?
[21:02] Myako
    Great idea. Let's see exactly
    what the fuss is about.
[21:07] Jessie
    Hot! That sauna's hot!
[21:10] Shirogane
    Hey, what's all the commotion?
[21:12] Myako
    It's just...
[21:14] Jessie
    The sauna is super hot!
[21:16] Kurenai
    It's really that hot?
[21:18] Usa
    They say it's supposed to be
    good for your skin. Wanna try?
[21:23] Kurenai
    Oof, that is hot!
[21:25] Usa
    It certainly is something...
[21:27] Shirogane
    It's not that bad, though.
[21:29] Shirogane
    You two made too much of a fuss.
[21:32] Jessie
    Then how about a contest?
[21:33] Myako
    Y... Yeah!
[21:34] Shirogane
    Contest?
[21:35] Jessie
    Yeah! Whoever stays in the longest
    gets free drinks from everyone else!
[21:40] Shirogane
    You're on. Sounds good to me.
[21:42] Kurenai
    What do you think?
[21:43] Usa
    Why not?
[21:45] Usa
    Since I'm gonna win anyway.
[21:47] Jessie
    Then let's do this.
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    That's so hot!
[21:57] Usa
    That fruit milk really hits the spot!
[22:00] Usa
    I can't finish all these,
    so feel free to help yourselves!
[22:04] Usa
    Except for Myako, who bailed out first.
[22:07] Shirogane
    How did she pull it off?
[22:09] Jessie
    I wanna know how you got
    so competitive, Class Rep.
[22:13] Kurenai
    Y'know, we came here to study with Sensei,
[22:18] Kurenai
    but I really don't feel like it anymore.
[22:21] Shirogane
    Same.
[22:24] Kurenai
    You wanna grab ramen on the way home?
[22:25] Usa
    Oh, good idea!
[22:27] Myako
    I know a good place to hit up. How about it?
[22:29] Jessie
    I'd rather have a beef bowl.
[22:31] Shirogane
    Uh, no! We're going straight home!
[22:34] Tsukasa
    High school girls sure are something.
[22:36] Nasa
    I-I guess so...
[22:38] Tsukasa
    Good for you, though,
    seeing how they're all cute.
[22:47] Nasa
    But you're a whole lot cuter, Tsukasa-chan.
[22:52] Tsukasa
    I thought so.
[23:00] Aya
    Awesome!
[23:01] Nasa
    No sign of any leaks.
[23:01] Aya
    It's a pond!
[23:02] Nasa
    Looks like it's done!
[23:02] Aya
    It's a real pond!
[23:04] Kaname
    Thanks so much for putting up
    with my sister's idiocy, Senpai.
[23:09] Nasa
    I'm just glad it turned out well.
[23:12] Tsukasa
    It really did turn out nicely.
[23:15] Tsukasa
    Makes a good addition to the yard.
[23:18] Aya
    Okay!
[23:19] Aya
    Now let's drain all the water out of it!
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[23:25] Ginga
    I seriously can't catch a break these days.
[23:27] Nasa
    You've got that same scary
    look as usual, Ginga-kun.
[23:30] Ginga
    They're definitely out for blood.
[23:32] Ginga
    Bro, if anything happens to me,
[23:35] Ginga
    I need you to look after my boys.
[23:37] Nasa
    I'm really not sure what you expect me to do!