E12 - Husband and Wife
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SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN TONIKAWA
SIGN Episode 12
SIGN Husband and Wife
[01:40] Nasa
Yes, this is Yuzaki.
[01:42] Nasa
What? The system's down?
[01:44] Nasa
Okay... okay, I see.
That does sound pretty serious.
[01:49] Nasa
All right, I'll see what I can do about it.
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[01:53] ---
I'll get back to you when I'm done.
[01:56] Tsukasa
Problems, darling?
[01:58] Nasa
Nothing serious, but it
might take a bit of work.
[02:03] Tsukasa
Well, be careful.
[02:05] Tsukasa
You tend to be one of those people who
never knows when to step on the brakes.
[02:10] Nasa
Brakes?
[02:14] Nasa
Aw, come on, Tsukasa-chan. I'm not that bad!
[02:17] Tsukasa
If that's really what you think, darling,
you might need to re-examine yourself.
[02:22] ---
Huh?
[02:33] Nasa
There are many things
humans do not understand.
[02:37] Nasa
In particular, about themselves...
[02:40] Nasa
Which is why, when they do notice something,
[02:44] Nasa
it's often too late.
SIGN Mail sent
[02:49] Nasa
There!
[02:50] Nasa
Whew, finally done!
[02:53] Nasa
Sorry if I made it hard to get any rest.
[02:55] Tsukasa
No, it's fine.
[02:56] Tsukasa
But, darling, your face
is looking kind of red.
[03:00] Nasa
Huh? I feel totally fine, though.
[03:06] Tsukasa
Darling... where's the thermometer?
[03:09] Nasa
Seriously, it's nothing—
[03:13] Tsukasa
Here!
[03:14] Tsukasa
Put it under your arm.
[03:16] Nasa
You really want to take my temperature?
[03:19] Nasa
I don't really feel bad at all,
so I don't see the need.
[03:24] Nasa
39.8 degrees!
[03:26] Tsukasa
You are going to the hospital right now!
[03:29] ---
Huh?!
[03:30] ---
Oral Medication
[03:34] Tsukasa
That's a pretty textbook
summer cold you've got there.
[03:37] Nasa
I guess so.
[03:38] Tsukasa
How are you feeling?
[03:41] Nasa
The second I saw I had a fever,
I suddenly felt kind of dizzy.
[03:46] Nasa
Now that I think about it,
my body kind of ached this morning,
[03:49] ---
but I didn't think anything of it.
[03:51] Tsukasa
Why exactly didn't you?
[03:53] Tsukasa
Well, it doesn't matter.
[03:54] Tsukasa
Your cute newlywed wife is going to
look after you until you get better!
[03:58] Nasa
But I don't want you to catch my cold.
[04:02] Nasa
I'll be fine on my own.
[04:05] Tsukasa
You don't have to worry about me.
[04:07] Tsukasa
I don't get hurt or sick.
[04:10] Nasa
She doesn't get hurt... or sick?
[04:12] Nasa
No good... I can't think straight...
[04:16] Tsukasa
So, darling, is there
anything you want to eat?
[04:35] Tsukasa
What if I had nothing else to
do while looking after him?!
[04:38] Tsukasa
As his cute newlywed wife,
[04:40] ---
there are all kinds of things I'd
like to do to help him get better,
[04:43] Tsukasa
but I don't know what else to do.
[04:46] Tsukasa
I guess for now...
[04:48] Tsukasa
I'll take some cute sleeping pictures.
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[04:56] Nasa
I feel a lot better after getting some sleep.
[04:59] Tsukasa
Really?
[05:01] Tsukasa
That's a relief.
[05:02] Nasa
Yeah, compared to before...
[05:04] Nasa
Wow, I actually slept a while.
[05:07] Nasa
It's already 8:00 PM...
[05:09] Tsukasa
Darling! Are you hungry?!
[05:12] Tsukasa
Is there anything you want to eat?
Or maybe you're thirsty?
[05:15] Tsukasa
I bought some fruit!
[05:16] Nasa
O-Oh, thanks...
[05:18] Nasa
But I'm not sure I have much of an appetite yet.
[05:22] Tsukasa
I see...
[05:23] Tsukasa
Sulk...
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[05:24] Nasa
Huh?! Did she just get really depressed?!
[05:26] Tsukasa
I wanted to do all kinds of things
as your cute newlywed wife
[05:30] ---
to help you get better!
[05:32] Tsukasa
As your cute newlywed wife!
[05:34] Nasa
I see... Sorry about that!
[05:36] Nasa
In that case, I was sweating pretty bad,
[05:38] ---
so could you bring me a change of clothes?
[05:41] Tsukasa
Clothes?
[05:42] Tsukasa
Wouldn't you need to wipe yourself down first?
[05:45] Nasa
Well, I guess.
[05:47] Tsukasa
In that case...
[05:48] Tsukasa
I'll wipe you down, so...
[05:50] Tsukasa
Strip!
[05:53] Nasa
No, no, I can do it myself!
[05:55] Tsukasa
No, you can't!
[05:55] Tsukasa
It's more effective if your cute
newlywed wife wipes your back!
[05:59] Tsukasa
So strip!
[06:05] Tsukasa
Okay, here I go.
[06:07] Nasa
R-Right.
[06:09] Tsukasa
Oh, is it cold?
[06:10] Nasa
No, it's okay.
[06:22] Tsukasa
Well? Am I getting it all?
[06:24] Nasa
Y-Yeah...
[06:26] Nasa
It feels really nice.
[06:28] Nasa
It's making me feel hot in
a different sense, though.
[06:32] Tsukasa
Okay, it's time to wipe below.
[06:34] Tsukasa
Take the rest off!
[06:35] Tsukasa
Huh?! Th-The rest as in... my underwear, too?
[06:38] Tsukasa
That's right. You need to change those, too!
[06:41] Nasa
No, really! I can handle that part!
[06:43] Tsukasa
But as your cute newlywed wife,
I want to help you out!
[06:47] Nasa
It's fine!
[06:48] Nasa
It's seriously fine!
[06:50] Tsukasa
It is?
[06:51] Nasa
Yes, it is!
[06:52] Nasa
You'd be embarrassed if our positions
were reversed, wouldn't you?
[06:55] Tsukasa
Reversed...
[07:00] Tsukasa
Y-Yeah, true enough.
[07:02] Nasa
See?
[07:03] Tsukasa
B-But...
[07:06] Tsukasa
If it was you, Nasa-kun, I wouldn't mind it.
[07:12] Tsukasa
D-Darling, since you seem
to be feeling better,
[07:15] ---
do you want to eat some fruit?
[07:17] Nasa
Y-Yeah, I think I do.
[07:21] Tsukasa
Here, now say "ahh."
[07:27] Tsukasa
Is it good?
[07:29] Nasa
Yeah.
[07:30] Tsukasa
I'm glad!
[07:32] Nasa
Maybe getting sick every
once in a while isn't so bad.
[07:37] Tsukasa
I'm just glad you weren't too sick.
[07:40] Nasa
Yeah. I'm sorry to have worried you.
[07:44] Tsukasa
Oh, I wasn't worried.
[07:46] Tsukasa
It's just a cold,
[07:47] ---
so I figured you'd feel better
with some medicine and rest.
[07:50] Nasa
I-I see...
[07:52] Nasa
I don't get sick very often, though,
so it came as a bit of a shock.
[07:55] Tsukasa
If you ask me,
[07:57] Tsukasa
I bet it's not that you
don't get sick or injured,
[08:00] ---
it's just that you don't notice when you do.
[08:03] Tsukasa
When we first met,
[08:06] ---
you chased me through snow in
spite of being pretty badly hurt.
[08:09] Tsukasa
Most wouldn't have been able to
move around with those injuries.
[08:12] Nasa
N-Now that you mention it...
[08:14] Tsukasa
You might not have noticed this time,
either, if I hadn't pointed it out.
[08:18] Tsukasa
It's important to know when to slow down.
[08:20] Tsukasa
Because if you don't,
sometimes you can die. Understand?
[08:22] Nasa
Yeah, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry.
[08:29] Tsukasa
When we first met, I told you this:
[08:32] Tsukasa
"You've only got one life,
so take better care of it."
[08:38] Tsukasa
You really do only have one, so...
[08:43] Nasa
Um...
[08:44] Tsukasa
Anyway, it's important to let the
healing process fully run its course,
[08:48] ---
so let's go to bed.
[08:50] Nasa
O-Okay.
[08:55] Nasa
Tsukasa-chan is totally right.
[08:59] Nasa
Now that I'm married, I need to
take better care of myself.
[09:05] Nasa
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[09:07] Nasa
Huh... did I imagine it?
[09:15] Nasa
Ts-Tsukasa-chan?
[09:17] Tsukasa
I lied.
[09:20] Tsukasa
About not being worried...
[09:23] Tsukasa
I'm really glad you're feeling better.
[09:30] Nasa
I'm sorry you had to worry, Tsukasa-chan.
[09:34] Tsukasa
Seriously...
[09:35] Tsukasa
What a terrible thing to do, darling.
[09:37] Nasa
I think I might have been a bit more
focused than usual this time...
[09:41] Nasa
Because I wanted to go with
you to the summer festival.
[09:44] Tsukasa
The summer festival...
[09:45] Tsukasa
Come to think of it, I saw a flyer for it.
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[09:49] Nasa
I think I might've gone into high gear
to try and finish work in time for it.
[09:55] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun...
[09:56] Nasa
But there's no point if you end
up having to worry about me.
[10:01] Nasa
So I'll be more careful from now on!
[10:04] Tsukasa
Okay.
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[10:16] Tsukasa
Um, hang on...
[10:19] Tsukasa
Stop!
[10:21] Tsukasa
You might be feeling frisky,
but you're still not better yet, darling!
[10:24] Nasa
Sorry.
[10:25] Nasa
The way you worried about
me was just so cute...
[10:31] Tsukasa
Darling...
[10:32] Nasa
Yes?
[10:32] Tsukas
Remember what I said about slowing down?
[10:35] Nasa
R-Right.
[10:36] Tsukasa
I was seriously worried about you,
[10:39] ---
so if you want me to stop being worried,
cut it out and just go to sleep already!
[10:42] Nasa
Sorry! I'm really sorry.
[10:49] Nasa
Having someone worry about you...
[10:53] Nasa
Who in the world would seriously worry this
much about you, other than your spouse?
[11:05] Kaname
If you're going to the summer festival,
you should probably wear a yukata, right?
[11:09] Tsukasa
A yukata?
[11:10] Kaname
Yeah!
[11:11] Kaname
Since you're a married couple,
[11:13] ---
I figure both of you wearing yukatas while
you walk around would add to the mood.
[11:17] Tsukasa
Tying the obi is kind of a pain, though.
[11:20] Kaname
No, I'm telling you...
[11:22] Kaname
If you wear a yukata,
[11:23] ---
your ailing husband is gonna
feel tons better, Tsukassan!
[11:26] Tsukasa
Really?
[11:27] Kaname
Yes!
[11:28] Kaname
Because yukatas are super hot!
[11:31] Tsukasa
How's that work?
[11:33] Kaname
Hey, now, there's a scientific basis for it!
[11:36] Kaname
Only a crazy person would
doubt the synergy between
[11:39] ---
a housewife, a yukata, and a lazy afternoon!
[11:41] Tsukasa
You don't need to put a
perverted spin on everything!
[11:44] Kaname
Don't be like that!
[11:46] Kaname
Please, take it with you.
[11:52] Nasa
Oh...Yukatas, huh?
[11:55] Tsukasa
And according to Kaname-chan,
yours will be a perfect fit.
[11:58] (Flashback) Kaname
I've scoped out every nook and cranny
on Senpai to gauge his exact size!
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[12:02] Nasa
Wait!
[12:02] Nasa
What size is she talking about?!
[12:05] Tsukasa
Darling...
[12:07] Tsukasa
I'm going to get changed,
so can you turn around?
[12:10] Nasa
Oh, right.
[12:15] Nasa
My cute wife is getting
changed right behind me.
[12:20] Nasa
Well, we are married,
[12:22] Nasa
so no one would get mad, but...
[12:26] Nasa
Is this really...
[12:27] Nasa
a situation where I can't look?!
[12:30] Nasa
U-Um, hey...
[12:32] Nasa
Is it okay if... I watch you change?
[12:37] Tsukasa
Do you... want to watch?
[12:39] Nasa
Y-Yes, if possible, I think so.
[12:42] Tsukasa
I see...
[12:44] Tsukasa
Darling, you're pretty forthright
with this kind of thing, aren't you?
[12:48] Nasa
Yes! I mean, I would feel bad if
I took a peek without looking, so...
[12:52] Tsukasa
As in, you would want to see either way?
[12:55] Nasa
Uh, well, I wouldn't say that...
[12:56] Tsukasa
W-Well...
[12:58] Tsukasa
If you really want to that badly...
[13:02] Nasa
Really?!
[13:03] Tsukasa
J-Just a peek, okay?!
[13:06] Nasa
Well, in that case...
[13:19] Tsukasa
Darling, I said you could peek,
but you're staring pretty hard.
[13:24] Nasa
Well... you're just incredibly pretty...
[13:27] Tsukasa
Well, thank you.
[13:29] Tsukasa
You need to get changed, too.
[13:30] Tsukasa
If you don't hurry,
the fireworks are going to start.
[13:34] Nasa
Right.
[13:36] Nasa
But...
[13:38] Nasa
The yukata... really looks good on you.
[13:42] Tsukasa
Th-Thank you.
[13:52] Tsukasa
Really, we don't have time for this!
We need to get going!
[13:55] Nasa
Oh, sorry.
[13:57] Tsukasa
I swear...
[13:58] Tsukasa
You can be so direct sometimes.
[14:05] Tsukasa
Have you got everything?
[14:07] Nasa
Yeah. I've got the camera, too.
[14:09] Tsukasa
Won't taking pictures of
the fireworks be hard?
[14:12] Nasa
Not a problem!
[14:14] Nasa
I'm primarily bringing it to take pictures
of you looking cute in a yukata!
[14:19] Tsukasa
I see.
[14:20] Nasa
Oh, that was so cute!
[14:22] Tsukasa
Wait, why are you taking them now?!
[14:23] Nasa
Hey! Don't take it!
[14:24] Tsukasa
Give me that!
[14:32] Tsukasa
Wow, there are a lot of stalls open.
[14:36] Nasa
There sure are.
[14:37] Nasa
Do you want anything?
[14:40] Tsukasa
Let's see...
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[14:42] Tsukasa
Takoyaki! Let's buy a
box and eat it together.
[14:45] Nasa
When we just had a takoyaki
party the other day?
[14:48] Tsukasa
The thing is, darling, I prefer
takoyaki that isn't fried at all.
[14:52] Tsukasa
And most of the major takoyaki
chains in Kanto fry them, right?
[14:55] Tsukasa
But I think personally that not
frying them is the better method,
[14:58] ---
so when I see people making them the right
way in places like this, I get this urge that—
[15:01] Nasa
Got it, got it! Let me get those for you!
[15:07] Nasa
Here you go.
[15:09] Tsukasa
This is the traditional
takoyaki I was hoping for.
[15:12] Nasa
I guess so.
[15:13] Tsukasa
Well, then, let's eat.
[15:15] Tsukasa
Careful, they're hot.
[15:18] Nasa
What's wrong?
[15:19] Tsukasa
Well, it's just...
[15:21] Tsukasa
I was wondering if the same husband
[15:24] ---
who wanted to see me change
would also want me to feed him.
[15:28] Nasa
Th-That's okay...
[15:29] Tsukasa
I guess that makes sense, considering we
did that a lot when you were sick.
[15:34] Nasa
No, that's not what I mean...
[15:36] Tsukasa
Oh well, let's just eat.
[15:40] Tsukasa
Why do you... think... takoyaki is so hot?
[15:45] Nasa
That's part of what makes it so good, though.
[15:47] Nasa
You know...
[15:48] Nasa
There's still some time before the fireworks.
[15:51] ---
What should we do?
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300 Yen
You can have 3 even if
you don't catch any
[15:52] Aya
I have the perfect thing for you two!
[15:54] Aya
Why not try and catch some goldfish?
[15:57] Nasa
H-Huh?
[15:58] Nasa
Aya-san and... Chitose-chan?
[16:01] Aya
Kaname-chan asked us to help
out the local businesses!
[16:04] Chitose
That doesn't explain why I have to be here!
[16:08] Aya
Aw, come on, why wouldn't
you help a friend in need?
[16:12] Chitose
Since when am I your friend?!
[16:15] Aur
Oh, quit fussing.
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[16:17] Char
It's good for you to get out of
the house every once in a while.
[16:19] Chitose
You two are just goofing around and eating!
[16:22] Chitose
Anyway!
[16:23] Chitose
It's 300 yen for a net.
Are you gonna try or not?
[16:26] Tsukasa
All that complaining, but she still helps.
[16:28] Nasa
She's such a nice girl!
[16:30] Tsukasa
Well, I don't mind trying goldfish catching,
since it's such a highlight of festivals.
[16:34] Nasa
It's a highlight?
[16:35] Tsukasa
I am incredibly good at it, though.
[16:39] Aya
You are?
[16:40] Tsukasa
That's right, little old
Tsukasa-chan can probably
[16:42] ---
scoop up a hundred goldfish
with one of those nets.
[16:45] Aya
I don't know if that's a good idea!
[16:47] Tsukasa
Really?
[16:48] Tsukasa
In that case, why doesn't my darling
show us all how impressive he can be?
[16:53] Nasa
Wait, me?!
[16:55] Nasa
O-Okay.
[16:57] Nasa
I'll give it a try.
[16:59] Aur
Yeah, good luck!
[17:01] Char
Go get them fishies!
[17:03] Aya
You can do it, Nasa-kun!
[17:05] Chitose
That'll be 300 yen, then.
[17:07] Chitose
You get to try until the net breaks.
[17:10] Nasa
Here I go!
[17:17] Nasa
Got it!
[17:24] Chitose
And you're done.
[17:27] Aya
Well, the rest of us are going to
catch the fireworks once they start.
[17:32] Char
See you later!
[17:33] Chitose
See ya.
[17:35] Tsukasa
I guess everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
[17:38] Nasa
I-I guess so...
[17:39] Tsukasa
The way the net fell apart the second it
hit the water had me smiling bemusedly.
[17:45] Tsukasa
And you're so impressive when you're
in front of a computer, too.
[17:51] Tsukasa
Well, since we're here, why don't
we go offer a prayer at the shrine?
[17:55] ---
Huh?
[17:56] Tsukasa
"Please make sure my darling's
net doesn't fall apart!"
[17:58] Nasa
You really think that's a wish
worthy of divine intervention?
[18:01] Tsukasa
I wouldn't worry about it.
Gods are pretty generous.
[18:06] Nasa
But first, maybe we should request
that our marriage stays happy.
[18:09] Tsukasa
Oh, good point.
[18:12] Tsukasa
A happy marriage, world peace,
stability throughout the universe...
[18:16] Nasa
Those are big wishes!
[18:18] Tsukasa
Also...
[18:19] Tsukasa
Nasa-kun's health.
[18:21] Tsukasa
And please keep his net from falling apart.
[18:25] Nasa
I was wondering something yesterday.
[18:28] Nasa
About how many people really worry
for me, other than my wife...
[18:34] Nasa
I couldn't think of many.
[18:38] Tsukasa
Hypothetically, let's say you start
eating ramen three times a day,
[18:42] ---
and posting reviews about it online.
[18:46] Tsukasa
That's obviously bad for your health,
[18:48] ---
not to mention flying in
the face of common sense.
[18:50] Nasa
T-True enough.
[18:52] Tsukasa
Acquaintances might think
that kind of thing is funny,
[18:56] ---
and people on the internet
might praise you for it.
[18:59] Tsukasa
Your friends and family
might worry about it,
[19:02] ---
but they're not around you all the time,
and you might argue with them.
[19:07] Tsukasa
But the thing is, I would
definitely stop you.
[19:11] Tsukasa
Because your life is something
I really care about.
[19:14] Tsukasa
We could get into a fight about it.
[19:17] Tsukasa
It might make things really awkward,
[19:19] ---
and there might be days where we
don't talk to each other as a result.
[19:21] Tsukasa
But I'll still stop you.
[19:23] Tsukasa
Because nobody who finds that kind of thing
funny genuinely cares about your well-being.
[19:28] Tsukasa
But it's important to me.
[19:31] Tsukasa
You're more important to me than anything.
[19:43] Nasa
Thank you, Tsukasa-chan.
[19:46] Tsukasa
I want you to live.
[19:52] Kaname
Hey, Senpai!
[19:55] Kaname
The fireworks are gonna start
while you two are making out!
[19:58] Nasa
H-Hey, wait!
[20:00] Nasa
We weren't making out or anything!
[20:02] TSukasa
Th-That's right! We were just
asking the gods about stuff!
[20:05] Kaname
Oh, yeah?
[20:06] Chitose
Shouldn't we head over there if we
want a good view of the fireworks?
[20:10] Aya
You might be right.
[20:11] Aur
It's almost time, isn't it?
[20:13] Char
Let's try to hurry, then!
[20:16] Nasa
Well, since we're all here,
[20:18] ---
why don't we take a picture together?
[20:20] Tsukasa
Is that going to work when it's so dark?
[20:22] Nasa
It'll be fine, see?
[20:25] Nasa
They turn out pretty good
in spite of how dark it is.
[20:28] Tsukasa
Th-That is not a small number of pictures.
[20:31] Nasa
Right?
[20:32] Tsukasa
And some of them clearly
look "off" or even kind of bad.
[20:35] Tsukasa
Shouldn't you delete the
ones with funny faces?
[20:39] Nasa
I'm not deleting them.
[20:41] Nasa
I mean, you're really cute in all of them!
[20:47] Tsuaksa
Well... in that case...
[20:54] Nasa
Wow, look at that!
[20:55] Kaname
Tsukassan! Senpai!
[20:58] Kaname
What're you doing?
[20:59] Kaname
You're not gonna be able
to see from over there!
[21:03] Nasa
Okay, we're coming!
[21:05] Nasa
Well...
[21:06] Nasa
Let's go, Tsukasa-chan.
[21:09] Tsukasa
Yeah.
[21:31] Nasa
When summer comes back around,
[21:33] ---
I want to watch the fireworks with you again.
[21:35] Nasa
We'll wear yukatas, eat takoyaki,
and catch goldfish together.
[21:41] Nasa
No matter how many seasons pass us by,
[21:43] ---
I'll take your hand and look
up into the night sky with you.
[21:48] Nasa
Over and over again, like those
flowers of light blooming in the sky.
[21:52] Nasa
Over and over again...
[21:55] Nasa
Because the two of us are married.
[22:03] Nasa
Time and time again.
[22:09] Nasa
We're home!
[22:12] Tsukasa
We are.
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