E1 - All because of you Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Nasa     On a white, snowy night, [00:04] Nasa     my life was leaving me in a pool of red. [00:08] Nasa     Am I really going to die? [00:11] Tsukasa     Probably. [00:12] Tsukasa     You would've survived     if you hadn't chased me. [00:15] Tsukasa     What a ridiculous waste of your life. [00:19] Nasa     Still... I'm glad I went after you. [00:24] Nasa     Because... I was able to marry you. [00:39] Nasa     Uh... Is this... [00:44] Nasa     another world? [00:45] Nasa     Can't be. [00:51] Tsukasa     Oh, good morning, darling. [00:53] Nasa     G-Good morning, Tsukasa-chan! [00:58] Tsukasa     What's wrong? You look shook. [01:01] Nasa     Well, I was just surprised when     you popped up so suddenly. [01:07] Tsukasa     Well, why don't we get to breakfast? [01:11] Nasa     We've been married for a while now, but... [01:15] Nasa     I'm definitely not used to it yet. SIGN    TONIKAWA SIGN    TONIKAWA [02:52] Nasa     My wife is extremely cute. [02:58] Tsukasa     I don't know how I feel     about that shark movie. [03:02] Nasa     Really? I like the way it depicted     the family's relationship, [03:05] Nasa     and the story was pretty easy to follow. [03:08] Tsukasa     Oh, come on, darling! [03:09] Tsukasa     I don't want familial love and ease     of comprehension from shark movies! [03:13] Tsukasa     I want to wonder, "Wait,     sharks don't actually fly, right?" [03:18] Tsukasa     Or, "Why would they waste budget     on a scene like this?!" [03:21] Tsukasa     And, "What in the world am I watching?"      That's the good stuff! [03:26] Tsukasa     Do you get me? [03:27] Nasa     I-I see. That is enlightening. [03:31] Nasa     Every day is full of surprises     with Tsukasa-chan. [03:35] Nasa     She saved my life on that     snowy night two years ago, [03:39] Nasa     and took her leave before     I even knew her name. [03:42] Nasa     We were then suddenly reunited and     began our married life together. [03:47] Nasa     We turned in our marriage registration, [03:48] Nasa     I proposed to her, [03:50] Nasa     we bought wedding rings, [03:51] Nasa     visited my parents, [03:53] Nasa     had our house burn down, [03:55] Nasa     and started living with my friends. [03:57] Nasa     Things have been really busy. [04:02] Tsukasa     You've been working all day,      haven't you, darling? [04:06] Nasa     Yeah. I wanted to get this     data turned in a little early. [04:12] Tsukasa     So you're saying you don't have time to     entertain your adorable newlywed wife? [04:18] Nasa     Huh?! [04:20] Nasa     Are you saying you want me to pay     attention to you, Tsukasa-chan? [04:23] Tsukasa     I really do! [04:24] Tsukasa     Your newlywed wife was disappointed     by that movie and wants attention! [04:29] Nasa     Well, it's still early... Wanna go to the movies? [04:34] Tsukasa     You mean it? [04:36] Tsukasa     Yeah! That sounds great! I'd love to go! [04:39] Tsukasa     Is it gonna be okay, though? [04:40] Tsukasa     I'm not being a nuisance, am I? [04:42] Nasa     It'll be fine. I'll finish this right up. [04:45] Tsukasa     Okay, in that case, I'll root for you     by your side so you can finish faster! [04:49] Nasa     Th-That's okay. [04:52] Nasa     It'd probably be a better idea     to go ahead and get ready. [04:56] Tsukasa     Got it! [04:57] Nasa     Was there a movie you     were looking forward to? [05:00] Nasa     You seem really excited. [05:02] Nasa     I was wondering if you've been     wanting to go for a while now. [05:06] Nasa     You could've gone without me, y'know. [05:09] Tsukasa     Don't be silly! [05:11] Tsukasa     The fun part is getting     to go with you, darling. [05:17] Nasa     I figured we should go to a good     theater if we were gonna go out, [05:21] Nasa     and this place really is nice! [05:23] Tsukasa     It sure is. [05:25] Tsukasa     Let's go on in, then, darling. [05:27] Nasa     Yeah. [05:30] Tsukasa     Th-These are premium luxury seats! [05:34] Tsukasa     Should we really be splurging like this? [05:36] Nasa     Well, since we don't go out a lot... [05:39] Nasa     How about it? Want to get     any drinks or popcorn? [05:43] Tsukasa     That's a real gamble with     this movie, darling. [05:46] Nasa     Huh? [05:47] Tsukasa     It's two and a half hours long. [05:50] Tsukasa     You'll be doomed if you need to use     the bathroom partway through. [05:52] Nasa     G-Good point... [05:56] Tsukasa     It's about to start. [05:58] Nasa     I think, in the old days, couples went     to the theater to hold hands, kiss, [06:03] Nasa     and use the darkness as     a chance to fool around. [06:07] Nasa     I'm not getting that impression     from my wife at all, though. [06:13] Nasa     Still, it's really cute how she     enjoys the movie so earnestly. [06:18] Nasa     Oh, the movie started. [06:25] Nasa     My wife as she's thrown for a loop     by an unexpected plot twist. [06:29] Nasa     My wife as she's surprised     by a shocking development. [06:33] Nasa     My wife getting excited     as the tension ramps up. [06:36] Nasa     My wife filled with dread at the danger     the heroes find themselves in. [06:39] Nasa     And at the climax... [06:42] Nasa     My wife unable to stop crying     because she's so moved. [06:45] Nasa     Wow, she really is enjoying this movie. [06:50] Nasa     We should come again. [06:53] Kaname     A date at the movies, huh? [06:55] Kaname     You two really seem to enjoy life. Nice. SIGN    Kusatsu-Style Yufuin Bathhouse [06:57] Nasa     Wait, how do you know about that? [06:59] Kaname     Tsukassan mentioned it when she was working. [07:02] Kaname     Said she had a great time! [07:04] Nasa     I see. That's good to know. [07:06] Kaname     I'm thrilled you two are     enjoying newlywed life. [07:10] Kaname     But that said... are you two     not going to have a wedding? [07:17] Nasa     Good question. I don't think     we've even talked about it. [07:21] Kaname     Your parents didn't ask about it? [07:23] Nasa     Nope. It's never even come up. [07:25] Kaname     What about Tsukassan's family? [07:28] Nasa     Tsukasa-chan's? [07:30] Nasa     I'm not sure. I think they're glad for her... [07:34] Nasa     But if it was an actual wedding, I'm not sure. [07:39] Nasa     Well, there are a lot of couples     who don't bother anymore. [07:43] Nasa     Would you want one if you got married? [07:46] Kaname     Well, if it's an option. [07:50] Kaname     I'd want a super fancy one,     with a gondola and fireworks! SIGN    Husband [07:56] Nasa     I-I see. [07:58] Kaname     You might want to ask her about it, though. [08:02] Kaname     Weddings are basically for the     sake of the bride, anyway. [08:05] Kaname     Besides, I'm sure you want to see it... [08:09] Kaname     The sight of your beautiful     wife in a wedding dress. [08:17] Nasa     She's right. I would like to see that. [08:22] Tsukasa     A wedding? [08:24] Nasa     Yeah. Kaname-chan mentioned it today. [08:29] Tsukasa     This chopped burdock you     made is delicious, darling. [08:33] Nasa     Really? Thanks. [08:36] Nasa     Tsukasa-chan, do you want to have a wedding? [08:39] Tsukasa     Well, let me think... [08:42] Tsukasa     A wedding, huh? [08:45] Tsukasa     Not at all, no. [08:48] Nasa     I-I see. [08:50] Tsukasa     I mean, a wedding means a gathering     of dozens of friends and relatives. [08:55] Tsukasa     And a reception includes stuff like     cutting the cake and speeches... [08:59] Tsukasa     To top it off, you have to kiss     in front of a bunch of people. [09:03] Tsukasa     Plus, having to wear something     as fancy as a wedding dress... [09:09] Tsukasa     That'd be... [09:11] Tsukasa     j-just plain embarrassing. [09:15] Nasa     I see! That does really     sound like a good idea! [09:18] Tsukasa     Were you even listening to me? [09:20] Nasa     Yes! I would like to see you wearing     a super fancy wedding dress! [09:24] Tsukasa     Okay, but see, I was trying     to say that'd be embarrassing! [09:28] Nasa     Well, they say there's     no time like the present. [09:34] Nasa     Let's see if we can have a     wedding somewhere next week! [09:40] Tsukasa     Excuse me? [09:42] Nasa     Huh? Did I do something wrong? [09:45] Tsukasa     That's like a line out of     an isekai story, darling. [09:51] Tsukasa     Oh, I get what this is. [09:57] Tsukasa     Thank you for the meal. [09:59] Nasa     Th-Thank you for the meal... [10:05] Tsukasa     I have to say, your kung fu is weak, darling. [10:09] Nasa     Wh-What do you mean? [10:13] Tsukasa     I'm saying you have no idea what     a wedding ceremony involves. [10:17] Nasa     I don't? [10:18] Tsukasa     You don't! [10:20] Tsukasa     Let's start with question one: [10:22] Tsukasa     How do you arrange a wedding ceremony? [10:24] Tsukasa     You're a clever one, darling, [10:26] Tsukasa     so let's have you act out your answer. [10:29] Tsukasa     Three, two, one, action. [10:32] Nasa     Huh?! Act it out?! [10:34] Nasa     Well, uh... First, you call the venue, and then... [10:38] Nasa     Hello, is this the venue? [10:40] Nasa     Um, I'd like to have a wedding. [10:43] Nasa     What days are available? [10:46] Nasa     Oh, I see. So Friday is available? [10:50] Nasa     I'd like a reservation for two on Friday night... [10:52] Kaname     You think this is going out for drinks?! [10:55] Nasa     Kaname-chan? [10:56] Kaname     What do you think a wedding is?! [10:58] Kaname     You ain't gonna get a gondola or     fireworks with a single phone call! [11:01] Nasa     Huh?! [11:02] Tsukasa     What gondola? [11:04] Kaname     Sorry for barging in. [11:06] Kaname     One of the neighbors gave us a watermelon,      so I thought I'd share. [11:09] Tsukasa     Thanks for that. [11:15] Tsukasa     This is really good watermelon. [11:18] Kaname     Sure is. [11:20] Tsukasa     Anyway, Kaname, it seems my darling has     no idea how much of a trial a wedding is. [11:27] Kaname     Sure seems like it. [11:29] Nasa     I-It's a trial?! [11:31] Kaname     Just for example, how much     do you think a wedding costs? [11:36] Nasa     Good question... On the cheap side,     probably around 150,000 or 160,000 yen? [11:44] Tsukasa     That's just wrong. [11:45] Kaname     He's got a severe case of "ignorance     of things I don't care about." [11:49] Nasa     What, am I wrong? [11:51] Kaname     Well, for starters, Senpai... [11:54] Kaname     Here's the minimum estimate for a wedding at     a certain kingdom that's considered magical. [12:01] Nasa     S-Seven million yen?! [12:05] Kaname     And there's the reality check. [12:08] Tsukasa     Looks like it. [12:10] Nasa     But... seven million?!     You could buy a car for that! [12:14] Kaname     Yep, you sure could. [12:16] Tsukasa     If you get far enough from the city,     you could even buy a house for that. [12:21] Nasa     Seriously? [12:23] Nasa     I always thought a wedding was, like... [12:26] Nasa     You promise to love each     other in front of a priest, [12:29] Nasa     your wife cries a little bit while     reading a letter from her parents, [12:34] Nasa     and you basically wrap it up in one day. [12:38] Nasa     Is it actually a whole process that involves     a bunch of traveling over an entire year? [12:44] Kaname     You're not a band, and it's not a tour! [12:46] Tsukasa     Why would you need to travel all over? [12:48] Nasa     I just can't imagine why it'd     cost this much otherwise! [12:54] Nasa     I-I see... So that's it. [12:59] Nasa     No wonder everyone cries so emotionally. [13:02] Kaname     They sure do. [13:05] Kaname     It'd be kind of a waste of money not to. [13:17] Charlotte     Very, very nice! Keep it up, Chitose-chan! [13:20] Chitose     Fight back a bit more during     this next round, Charlotte! [13:24] Chitose     Aurora, how long have we been going? [13:26] Aurora     Five minutes. [13:27] Chitose     I can't stop wondering. [13:29] Chitose     What are those two going     to do about a wedding? [13:33] Aurora     Those two? [13:36] Aurora     You mean Conan-kun and Amuro-san?! [13:39] Chitose     Not them! [13:41] Chitose     I mean Nee-sama and that     husband of hers! Them! [13:46] Charlotte     That really is a good question! [13:53] Charlotte     Come on! [13:54] Aurora     Don't young folks these days     worry less about formalities? [13:54] Chitose     Easy! [14:00] Charlotte     And Tsukasa-chan gets embarrassed easily! [14:02] Charlotte     In my homeland,     weddings usually have 200 guests, [14:07] Charlotte     and over 1,000 isn't unheard of! [14:10] Charlotte     That'd be rough if you're easily embarrassed. [14:12] Chitose     How does anyone even know that many people?! [14:16] Aurora     With a number like that, there's bound      to be a few strangers in there. [14:21] Charlotte     It's mostly... [14:23] Charlotte     complete strangers! [14:25] Chitose     Why so casual?! [14:37] Aurora     Still, it's not like the     families have met yet, either. [14:42] Aurora     A wedding might be a good     way to arrange that. [14:45] Aurora     Here. [14:47] Charlotte     Would you go if you were     invited, Chitose-chan? [14:50] Chitose     I mean... of course I would. [14:53] Charlotte     Wow, really? [14:55] Aurora     If you go, you can't try to ruin it. [14:58] Chitose     I'd do no such thing! [15:01] Chitose     I might be annoyed about her being married... [15:04] Chitose     But I'd like Grandmother to see     Nee-sama in a wedding dress. [15:10] Charlotte     For Tokiko-sama... [15:13] Aurora     Now that you mention it... yeah. [15:18] [SONG] Sign     We're closed for today SIGN    See you tomorrow! [15:28] Nasa     Seven million is on the pricey side, [15:30] Nasa     but even the average is still     in the 3-4 million range. [15:33] Nasa     I had no idea weddings were so expensive. [15:37] Nasa     It's practically an event of a lifetime... [15:40] Nasa     But what's this "betrothal money"? SIGN    Expenses Outside of the Ceremony SIGN    Introductory Lunch Meeting SIGN    60,000 yen SIGN    Engagement Party (Venue) 180,000 yen SIGN    Betrothal Money SIGN    1,000,000 yen [15:44] Nasa     It's another million outside     of the cost of the ceremony. [15:48] Aya     Betrothal money is— [15:50] Nasa     Whoa, you scared me! [15:52] Nasa     A-Aya-san? [15:54] Nasa     You were here all along? [15:56] Nasa     What are you doing here, actually? [15:58] Nasa     Well, the thing is, [16:00] Nasa     I was playing video games in the living room     all day before Kaname-chan got mad at me, [16:07] Nasa     so I lied about going to clean the baths,      and have been gaming in here! [16:11] Tsukasa     That's just gonna make her madder! [16:13] Aya     Putting that aside,     betrothal money is something that [16:17] Aya     one side presents to the other,     along with the engagement gifts, [16:22] Aya     to help prepare for the wedding. [16:26] Aya     As smart as you are, you really don't know     much about this sort of thing, do you? [16:30] Nasa     I guess that's true. [16:32] Nasa     I didn't even know how expensive weddings     were until Kaname-chan taught me about it. [16:40] Aya     Well, they're expensive, and they     can take an entire year to arrange. [16:45] Nasa     What?! Wait, that can't be right, can it? [16:47] Nasa     I mean, people get married     every day at Omotesando... [16:51] Aya     And every one of those couples has been     planning for that day a year in advance! [16:57] Nasa     What?! [16:58] Nasa     B-But a whole year? What exactly     takes that long to arrange?! [17:03] Aya     That is a very valid question. [17:10] Aya     The mystery only seems to grow. [17:13] Nasa     I... I guess it does. [17:16] Tsukasa     Well, for one thing, if you're     inviting friends and coworkers, [17:20] Tsukasa     you need to send out invitations, right? [17:22] Tsukasa     And that needs to be two or      three months in advance. [17:25] Tsukasa     Then there's confirming RSVPs,     seating arrangements... [17:29] Tsukasa     Say your parents live out in the country. [17:31] Tsukasa     You can't exactly go, "We're getting     married! Come by tomorrow!" [17:36] Tsukasa     Everything needs to be arranged.     So no matter what... [17:41] Tsukasa     It ends up taking time. [17:44] Tsukasa     Care for some fruit milk, darling? [17:47] Nasa     Sure, thanks. [17:50] Aya     An indirect smooch! [17:52] Tsukasa     Then there's choosing the menu,     the table decorations, [17:57] Tsukasa     getting an emcee, selecting the party favors... [18:00] Tsukasa     Just a ton of things to do. [18:03] Tsukasa     Which is why, personally, I'm not     interested in investing all that effort. [18:07] Aya     That's not right! [18:10] Aya     You won't know if it's worth     the effort until you try! [18:14] Aya     I'm sure Nasa-kun wants to see     Tsukacchan in a wedding dress! [18:18] Aya     He wants to see it and get excited over it! [18:19] Tsukasa     What do you mean by "excited"?! [18:21] Tsukasa     And do you realize the kind of price     tag we're talking about here?! [18:26] Nasa     Still, though... [18:27] Nasa     Three or four million isn't exactly out     of reach, with a bit of dedication. [18:32] Tsukasa     Darling, that kind of     dedication is unnecessary! [18:34] Tsukasa     That's not where you need     to dedicate anything! [18:36] Aya     Very well! Let's buy an issue of Zexy! [18:40] Nasa     Zexy? The wedding magazine they     sell at convenience stores? [18:44] Aya     Precisely! [18:45] Aya     The first step toward a     wedding is buying Zexy! [18:48] Aya     And that's why the two of you will     buy and read Zexy together! [18:51] Aya     Never read it myself, but there's     bound to be helpful info in there! [18:58] Tsukasa     I-I guess we're going to the     convenience store, then. [19:02] Tsukasa     We needed milk for tomorrow, anyway. [19:05] Nasa     Y-Yeah. [19:09] Nasa     Will this work for milk? SIGN    Tasty      Milk [19:11] Tsukasa     Yeah. But we're out of butter,     too, so we'll also need that. [19:16] Nasa     That just leaves Zexy. Zexy... [19:21] Tsukasa     Darling! [19:22] Tsukasa     I'm feeling like ice cream. SIGN    Chocolate SIGN    Big Monaka SIGN    Crispity Crunchety!! [19:24] Tsukasa     You want to split this? [19:27] Nasa     Sounds good. [19:29] Nasa     So, ice cream and a copy of Zexy... [19:31] Nasa     It's heavy! [19:33] Nasa     I never picked one up before,     so I didn't realize it was so thick! [19:36] Tsukasa     It's like a phone book. SIGN    Zexy Capital Region Edition     Our special feature addressing your pre-wedding jitters♥          Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region          What you need for your wedding preparations                     Your one source for before, during, and after your wedding!          Special Mega-Issue!! [19:38] Nasa     It comes with extras,     and it's still only 300 yen! [19:40] Tsukasa     That's quite a bargain. [19:43] Nasa     "Top 100 Venues in the Capital Region"? [19:46] Nasa     There are that many just around Tokyo? [19:49] Tsukasa     There's something embarrassing     about buying it together, though. [19:53] Nasa     Why? [19:55] Tsukasa     I mean, come on... [19:57] Tsukasa     It's a magazine that a couple thinking about      getting married would probably buy, so... [20:03] Tsukasa     How do I put this? It gives     off real happiness vibes. [20:07] Nasa     I-I guess it does. [20:10] Tsukasa     Right? [20:14] Tsukasa     Man, I got so self-conscious,     I was bright red at the register. [20:20] Nasa     Y-Yeah. [20:22] Nasa     Well, to cool down, how about some ice cream? [20:25] Tsukasa     Appreciate it. [20:30] Tsukasa     Here you go, darling. [20:31] Nasa     Thanks. SIGN    Surveying an Actual Wedding Ceremony     What to Be Careful About!! [20:34] Nasa     Y'know, reading this... [20:37] Nasa     There really is a ton of stuff to     decide on before a wedding ceremony. [20:42] Tsukasa     Right? [20:43] Tsukasa     There are a lot of couples who     even get into fights about it. [20:47] Tsukasa     I read about it in Spirits! [20:49] Nasa     In Spirits*?! She got this info from manga?!* [20:52] Tsukasa     Granted, you're enough of a sweetheart     that I doubt we'd get into a fight. [20:58] Tsukasa     But I like things how they are     right now. All... lovey-dovey. [21:03] Nasa     What'd you say, Tsukasa-chan? [21:07] Tsukasa     I don't think I'm gonna tell you. [21:10] Tsukasa     I just think that, instead of overcoming     the nightmare of arranging a ceremony, [21:15] Tsukasa     we should go to the movies, eat together, [21:19] Tsukasa     go to the convenience store,     share some ice cream... [21:23] Tsukasa     The way things are now is     peaceful, and that's a relief. [21:28] Nasa     I see. [21:30] Nasa     So we shouldn't think about a     wedding ceremony right now? [21:34] Tsukasa     We shouldn't! It's too soon for us. [21:38] Tsukasa     Someday, when the time comes     for us to be truly blessed... [21:42] Tsukasa     That'll be the chance [21:47] Tsukasa     for the two of us to take our     time and really think it over. [21:51] Tsukasa     Our wedding, that is. [21:54] Tsukasa     We only just got married, after all. [21:59] Nasa     Yeah. [22:01] Nasa     You're right. [22:05] Tsukasa     Today was really nice. [22:08] Nasa     I'm glad we went to the movies together. [22:12] Nasa     You smell so nice, Tsukasa-chan. [22:15] Tsukasa     Come on, your breath tickles. [22:19] Nasa     But, y'know, [22:21] Nasa     I really would like to see     you in a wedding dress. [22:28] Tsukasa     Then maybe in private...     I'll show it to only you. [22:33] Nasa     Really? [22:35] Tsukasa     Yeah. [22:36] Nasa     Then that'll be our private wedding ceremony. [22:42] Nasa     Do you promise to honor and love Yuzaki Nasa? [22:47] Tsukasa     Yes, I do. [22:50] Tsukasa     Yuzaki Nasa, do you— [22:52] Nasa     Yes, I do! [22:53] Tsukasa     C'mon, darling, let me finish! [23:00] Nasa     And now, I may kiss the bride. [23:08] Nasa     My wife is always so incredible. SIGN    TONIKAWA SIGN    TONIKAWA SIGN    Episode 1 SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:25] Nasa     The other day, someone in town     asked me, "Are you happy right now?" [23:29] Tsukasa     Oh, yeah, that does happen sometimes. [23:31] Nasa     And I replied right away! [23:32] Nasa     "Yes, I am!" [23:33] Nasa     "A meteor could hit [23:34] Nasa     or aliens could invade, [23:35] Nasa     but I'd still be the happiest     man in the universe!" [23:37] Tsukasa     You're unstoppable, huh, darling?