# E2 - The First Night
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**[00:11] Nasa**
*We just turned in our marriage registration.*
**[00:15] Nasa**
*So that means I'm married to her now, right?*
**[00:19] Nasa**
*Which means... It means... It means...*
**[00:28] Nasa**
* We're going to live together*
* in this apartment?!*
**[00:32] Nasa**
*And if we're living together, that means...*
**[00:36] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
All-you-can-grab from now on...
**[00:39] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I guess you're right!
**[00:42] Nasa**
All-I-can-grab!
**[00:45] Nasa**
*My name is Yuzaki Nasa.*
**[00:48] Nasa**
*My wife's name is Tsukasa.*
**[00:50] Nasa**
*One night, when the moon was shining bright,*
**[00:52] Nasa**
*a certain girl saved my life.*
**[00:55] Nasa**
* This really cute girl ended up being the wife*
* I would promise to spend the future with.*
**[01:01] Nasa**
*After falling in love at first sight,*
**[01:03] ---**
*I proposed to her that very day.*
**[01:05] Nasa**
*And after taking what I said to heart,*
**[01:08] ---**
*a while later, she appeared before me.*
**[01:11] Nasa**
* This is the story of a couple*
* who had a strange first meeting,*
**[01:15] Nasa**
* and ended up together with an*
* irreplaceable bond between them.*
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** TONIKAWA
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** The First Night
**[02:53] Nasa**
What should I do?
**[02:55] Nasa**
I'm really not mentally prepared
to live with someone.
**[03:00] Nasa**
Unsurprisingly, there's only
one bed in this place.
**[03:04] Nasa**
So will we sleep in this bed?! Together?!
**[03:08] Nasa**
* No, I need to calm down*
* and think this through.*
**[03:11] ---**
*This bed...*
**[03:12] Nasa**
It's a semi-single bed that I chose
**[03:14] ---**
so I'd have the most usable
space possible in this room.
**[03:18] Nasa**
It's only 80 centimeters across.
**[03:20] Nasa**
Your average guy has shoulders
about 45 centimeters wide...
**[03:23] Nasa**
And it's 40 centimeters
for a woman, which means...
**[03:26] Nasa**
It's five centimeters too
small to fit both of us.
**[03:28] Nasa**
Not to mention,
comfortable circadian rhythms
**[03:31] ---**
call for a semi-double bed that's
at least 120 centimeters wide.
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**[03:36] Nasa**
Should I grab one off Prime right now?!
***SIGN*** Semi-double bed
***SIGN*** Deliver
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**[03:38] Nasa**
No... I doubt even online shopping could
get a semi-double bed here within an hour.
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**[03:47] Nasa**
*What's your deal, bigshot CEOs?!*
**[03:49] Nasa**
*You couldn't have innovated a little harder?!*
**[03:52] Nasa**
Wait, no, it's fine.
**[03:54] Nasa**
It's not time to panic yet.
**[03:56] Nasa**
I need to calmly analyze the situation.
**[04:01] Nasa**
Even at 80 centimeters across,
**[04:04] ---**
it wouldn't be impossible for
both of us to sleep on this bed.
**[04:08] Nasa**
*What if, say, she rested her head on my arm?!*
**[04:12] Nasa**
We'd be partly overlapping in this case,
**[04:14] ---**
which should more than make up
for the missing five centimeters.
**[04:17] Nasa**
Or maybe I could hold her like
a body pillow while we sleep?!
**[04:21] Tsukasa**
Uh, no, I have my doubts about being
comfortable enough to sleep in that position.
**[04:26] Tsukasa**
Sorry. The door was unlocked, so...
**[04:31] Nasa**
How long have you been back?!
**[04:33] Tsukasa**
I came in around the time you were acting
like Sendo-kun from *Slam Dunk* to calm down.
**[04:37] Nasa**
Please don't leave me hanging
for so long next time!
**[04:40] Tsukasa**
Well, I knocked, but you didn't answer,
**[04:43] Tsukasa**
and I thought I might disturb the neighbors
if I rang the bell at this hour.
**[04:47] Nasa**
W-Well... I'm sorry, then.
**[04:50] Nasa**
So what did you need to do?
**[04:52] Tsukasa**
Oh, I just went and picked up my suitcase.
**[04:56] Tsukasa**
Coin lockers aren't free, after all.
**[05:00] Nasa**
* That's probably got her*
* necessities in it, right?*
**[05:03] Nasa**
* Does that mean she doesn't*
* have a home to go back to?*
**[05:06] Nasa**
*Then... is she really staying here tonight?*
**[05:10] Nasa**
*I-I need to confirm!*
**[05:13] Nasa**
W-Wow, it got kind of late while
we were running around, huh?
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
True.
**[05:20] Nasa**
C-Care for some coffee?
**[05:21] Tsukasa**
Thanks, but I'm all right.
**[05:26] Nasa**
Is no one at your place going to be
worried about you being out so late?
**[05:32] Tsukasa**
I don't really have a place anymore, so...
**[05:36] Nasa**
Th-Then... are y-y-y-you going to...
s-s-stay the night here?
**[05:44] Tsukasa**
Well, I'd planned on spending
every night here from now on.
**[05:48] Nasa**
E-Every night?!
**[05:49] Tsukasa**
Yeah. I mean, we *are* married.
**[05:52] Tsukasa**
You're spilling that, by the way.
**[05:54] Nasa**
Eh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[05:58] Tsukasa**
Need any help?
**[05:59] Nasa**
No, I've got it!
**[06:01] Tsukasa**
But you've only got one bed, I see...
**[06:05] Tsukasa**
I'd hate to be in the way.
**[06:06] Nasa**
You'd be no such thing!
**[06:08] Nasa**
If anything, I could sleep on the floor!
**[06:10] Nasa**
One bed is plenty, don't you think?!
**[06:13] Tsukasa**
I'd still hate for you to get sick or something.
**[06:16] Tsukasa**
I think I'll just spend the
night at a capsule hotel.
**[06:24] Tsukasa**
You don't have to be so anxious.
**[06:25] Tsukasa**
I'm your wife, okay?
**[06:28] Tsukasa**
I'm not going anywhere.
***SIGN*** I'm your wife ♥
**[06:32] Nasa**
*I took major damage off that one.*
**[06:37] Tsukasa**
What's wrong?
**[06:39] Nasa**
J-Just... That was kind of unexpected.
**[06:45] Nasa**
* That's right... I'm already*
* married to this girl.*
**[06:50] Nasa**
*But... why, exactly?*
**[06:52] Nasa**
*Why did she marry me?*
**[06:56] Nasa**
*I thought that she was really cute.*
**[07:00] Nasa**
* And she saved my life,*
* which is why I fell for her.*
**[07:06] Nasa**
*But... I haven't done anything for her.*
**[07:09] Nasa**
*All I've done is...*
**[07:13] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can be together... if you'll marry me.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Nasa**
Of course! It'd be my pleasure!
**[07:19] Nasa**
*...agree to her conditions.*
**[07:21] Sign/Dialog**
Is there any reason
**[07:22] Sign/Dialog**
*Is there any reason for her to love me?*
**[07:23] Sign/Dialog**
for her to love me...
**[07:25] Sign/Dialog**
I can't think of any..
**[07:26] Sign/Dialog**
*I can't think of any.*
**[07:27] Nasa**
Why did you marry me?
**[07:31] Tsukasa**
Why?
**[07:34] Tsukasa**
That's a pretty silly question to ask, darling.
**[07:38] Nasa**
How is it silly?!
**[07:40] ---**
I mean, to be blunt,
we barely know each other!
**[07:42] Tsukasa**
Well, I guess that's true.
**[07:44] Tsukasa**
In that case, why did you marry me?
**[07:49] Nasa**
Well... I... uh...
**[07:52] Nasa**
B-Because I love you.
**[07:55] Tsukasa**
I figured as much.
**[07:56] Nasa**
Why the smug look?
**[07:58] Tsukasa**
But that means you should understand.
**[08:00] Tsukasa**
I wouldn't get married to someone I didn't love.
**[08:06] Tsukasa**
My husband must be pretty goofy to
not even realize something like that.
**[08:10] Nasa**
Hey, "goofy" is a little...
**[08:12] Nasa**
Th-Then when did you fall in love with me?
**[08:19] Tsukasa**
That I'm not telling.
**[08:20] Nasa**
Hey, no fair!
**[08:22] Tsukasa**
I should get going for today. Sleep well, okay?
**[08:26] Nasa**
W-Wait!
**[08:38] Nasa**
*I suddenly felt really anxious...*
**[08:40] Nasa**
*Like she might disappear on me again.*
**[08:44] Nasa**
Hey!
**[08:46] Nasa**
I think... you should stay after all!
**[08:49] Tsukasa**
But the bed...
**[08:51] Nasa**
I'll go buy one!
**[08:52] Nasa**
I'll go to DonQui or anywhere else that's
open and buy a futon, so just... don't leave!
**[08:59] Nasa**
* I felt like, if I let her leave,*
* I'd never see her again.*
**[09:06] Tsukasa**
Memory foam.
**[09:08] Tsukasa**
If we're going to buy one,
**[09:09] ---**
I want to try something a
little fancy, with memory foam!
***SIGN*** The Bargain Heaven
***SIGN*** Don Quijote
**[09:13] Nasa**
*My wife takes her curiosity seriously.*
**[09:23] Nasa**
They've got a lot of variety here.
**[09:25] Tsukasa**
Yeah.
**[09:26] Nasa**
You can pick whichever you like, okay?
**[09:28] Nasa**
I'll pick up the tab.
**[09:30] Tsukasa**
Then is this futon my first
present from my husband?
**[09:36] Nasa**
I-I guess so...
**[09:38] Tsukasa**
I see. I should take the choice seriously, then.
**[09:42] Tsukasa**
I have to say, there's a bigger variety of
types and prices with futons than I imagined.
***SIGN*** Feather Futon
**[09:47] Tsukasa**
What exactly is the difference between
a feather futon and a down futon?
**[09:51] Nasa**
Feathers are the big ones you see on wings,
**[09:55] Nasa**
but down means at least 50% of it
is the finer, softer natal feathers.
**[10:00] Nasa**
Feathers retain less heat than down.
**[10:04] Nasa**
But since they're easier to collect,
they're a lot cheaper.
**[10:10] Tsukasa**
And what about this shape-retaining stuff?
**[10:13] Nasa**
That's the so-called memory foam,
which is really low-resistance polyurethane.
**[10:16] ---**
The one you said you wanted.
**[10:18] Tsukasa**
And this "hot spring" futon?
**[10:21] Nasa**
That's a type of cotton futon that uses
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***SIGN*** Mattress
***SIGN*** Futon Cover
***SIGN*** Hot Springs Futon
***SIGN*** Mattress
**[10:23] ---**
tourmaline mixed with the cotton
to increase its heat retention.
**[10:28] Tsukasa**
Looks like my husband's quite studious.
**[10:31] Nasa**
Yep! I'm pretty confident when
it comes to memorization!
**[10:35] Nasa**
*I just realized something. Am I...*
**[10:40] Nasa**
*on a date?!*
**[10:42] Nasa**
* Which means... circumstances permitting...*
* I could hold her hand?*
**[10:47] Nasa**
* I went a little too hard last time,*
* but it's o-okay, right?*
**[10:51] Nasa**
*After all, she is my wife.*
**[11:06] Tsukasa**
There's some more over there,
so let's take a look!
**[11:14] Nasa**
*I see...*
***SIGN*** The Bargain Heaven
***SIGN*** Don Quijote
**[11:17] Nasa**
*I guess DonQui really is heaven!*
**[11:23] Nasa**
That was heavier than I thought.
**[11:25] Tsukasa**
Good work, and thanks.
**[11:27] Nasa**
Is this really what you want, though?
***SIGN*** Fluuuffy
Fluuuffy
Futon
**[11:30] Nasa**
There were fancier, more expensive options...
**[11:32] Tsukasa**
That's all right. I like this one.
**[11:35] Tsukasa**
So, can I try it out?
**[11:37] Nasa**
Of course!
**[11:41] Tsukasa**
Oh, yes, this is very nice!
**[11:44] Tsukasa**
We made a good choice.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
So this is how it feels...
**[11:46] Nasa**
*A-A girl...*
**[11:48] Tsukasa**
It's feeling pretty...
**[11:50] Nasa**
*is lying on a futon in my place?!*
**[11:53] Nasa**
If DonQui is heaven,
then is this super heaven?!
**[11:59] Tsukasa**
Hey.
**[12:01] Tsukasa**
Why don't you try lying down too, darling?
**[12:07] Tsukasa**
Wh-What's wrong?!
**[12:09] Nasa**
*That one was a little* too *lethal.*
**[12:12] Nasa**
I-It's okay. I bought that
for you, so I'm fine.
**[12:17] Tsuksa**
You sure? It's really comfortable.
**[12:19] Tsuksa**
Well, it's pretty late, so let's get to bed.
**[12:22] Nasa**
G-Good point! We should
really turn in for the day!
**[12:27] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:29] Tsukasa**
But I'm wondering,
**[12:30] ---**
does this place not have a bath?
**[12:33] Nasa**
Uh, yeah, I usually visit the local
bathhouse first thing in the morning.
**[12:38] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[12:39] Tsukasa**
Actually, now that I look around,
**[12:41] ---**
you don't have any of the stuff
I need to spend the night.
**[12:44] Nasa**
Like what?
**[12:45] Tsukasa**
Like a guest hair brush, or hair clips...
**[12:49] Tsukasa**
Things like that.
**[12:51] Nasa**
I can go pick that stuff up at
the convenience store, then!
**[12:54] Tsukasa**
Even underwear?
**[12:56] Nasa**
M-Maybe not that...
**[12:58] Nasa**
S-Since I don't know your preferences.
**[13:01] Tsukasa**
True enough.
**[13:03] Tsukasa**
Why don't we go for a stroll and
drop by the convenience store?
**[13:06] Nasa**
Eh? Are you sure?
**[13:07] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[13:08] Tsukasa**
Besides...
**[13:12] Tsukasa**
This hand is all-I-can-grab, right?
**[13:17] Nasa**
*Holding is pretty good...*
**[13:20] Nasa**
*but getting held is even better!*
**[13:31] Nasa**
*On the other side of this thin door,*
**[13:33] ---**
*a girl is changing into her pajamas...*
**[13:36] Nasa**
Glorious! So this is marriage?!
**[13:39] Nasa**
This is making me rethink everything
school taught me about ethics!
**[13:43] Nasa**
To think, all it takes is a piece of paper
for a man and a woman to sleep together!
***SIGN*** Husband to Be Wife to Be
***SIGN*** Yu zaki Nasa Tsuku yomi Tsukasa
***SIGN*** May 5th Age 18 April 3rd Age 16
**[13:47] Nasa**
Is that really a good idea?! Is this how
marriage is supposed to work?!
**[13:52] Nasa**
What if one thing leads to another?!
***SIGN*** Note: There's no problem if one thing leads to another
**[13:56] Tsukasa**
Here I am.
**[14:00] Tsukasa**
Thanks for buying the pajamas, too.
**[14:04] Tsukasa**
They're really nice.
**[14:08] Tsukasa**
A-Are you okay?!
**[14:10] Nasa**
*She's so cute, my heart almost gave out.*
**[14:13] Nasa**
Uh, it's nothing.
**[14:15] Nasa**
I-I should get changed, too.
**[14:18] Tsukasa**
You can change out here if you want.
**[14:21] Nasa**
No, I can't!
**[14:22] Tsukasa**
Why not?
**[14:23] Nasa**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why? 'Cause...
**[14:26] Nasa**
I-It'd be embarrassing.
***SIGN*** It'd be embarrassing.
**[14:29] Tsukasa**
I see. I'd be embarrassed
if you saw me nude, too,
**[14:34] ---**
so I suppose I understand.
**[14:36] Nasa**
S-See?!
**[14:37] Nasa**
So...
**[14:41] Nasa**
*She'd be embarrassed?*
**[14:43] Nasa**
*Do I take that to mean she sees me as a man?*
**[14:48] Nasa**
*And that she's just as nervous around me?!*
**[14:51] Nasa**
*It sure doesn't look that way.*
**[14:53] Nasa**
* But does she really have any*
* interest in me, romantically?*
**[15:00] Nasa**
Here I am.
**[15:02] Nasa**
Huh?
**[15:05] Nasa**
Wh-What's up with that hair?
**[15:08] Tsukasa**
What do you mean?
**[15:09] Tsukasa**
It's hard to sleep with your
hair down when it's long,
**[15:12] ---**
plus you can damage it.
**[15:14] Nasa**
*Unbelievable!*
**[15:16] Nasa**
*She's cute even with her hair up!*
**[15:19] Nasa**
Well, I'm gonna turn the lights off.
**[15:21] Tsukasa**
Okay.
**[15:27] Nasa**
* The way she looked, lit only*
* by the faint moonlight...*
**[15:30] Nasa**
*was as beautiful as any artistic masterpiece.*
**[15:34] Nasa**
* So entrancing, I felt like I wasn't*
* likely to sleep any time soon.*
**[15:38] Tsukasa**
Thanks for today.
**[15:41] Nasa**
F-For what?
**[15:42] Tsukasa**
You helped me out with so much.
**[15:44] ---**
It must've been a lot, right?
**[15:46] Nasa**
N-Not at all!
**[15:47] Nasa**
*And I meant what I said.*
**[15:51] Nasa**
Besides...
**[15:52] Nasa**
I'm really glad that we got to
make that promise come true.
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
I see.
**[16:02] Tsukasa**
Then goodnight, darling.
**[16:08] Nasa**
G-Goodnight...
**[16:10] Nasa**
*Man, I nearly lost it just now!*
**[16:16] Nasa**
*I once heard something about a song that goes,*
**[16:19] ---**
* "When you can't sleep and it's 2 AM,*
* and aggravation starts to knock on the door."*
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[16:24] Nasa**
*But right now, my heart's pounding so hard,*
**[16:26] ---**
* I don't think I'll be sleeping at*
* two in the morning, or even four!*
***SIGN*** Zzzz...
**[16:33] Nasa**
*Her breathing's changed.*
**[16:35] Nasa**
*That must mean she's in a deeper sleep now.*
**[16:44] Nasa**
*Wow! She's really asleep!*
**[16:48] Nasa**
*My wife is so cute.*
**[16:52] Nasa**
*I'd like to just lay here and watch her.*
**[16:59] Nasa**
*Huh... is my wife... a restless sleeper?*
**[17:05] Nasa**
*Aw, her hair's down.*
**[17:08] Nasa**
*So much for having trouble sleeping like that.*
**[17:11] Nasa**
* And she's not even in the*
* futon we bought anymore.*
**[17:15] Nasa**
*She's gonna catch a chill like that...*
**[17:17] Nasa**
* Which could make her sick!*
* So I should really fix up her futon!*
**[17:21] Nasa**
*So in that case...*
**[17:25] Nasa**
*I probably shouldn't hug her like this, right?*
**[17:29] Nasa**
* It's actually fine, right?*
* We are married, after all!*
***SIGN*** Conflict in Progress
**[17:38] Nasa**
*One goodnight kiss won't hurt, right?!*
***SIGN*** A Fairly Terrible Conclusion to Reach
**[17:42] Nasa**
*Okay!*
**[17:53] Nasa**
* But... if we're going to*
* do this for the first time...*
**[17:58] ---**
*I'd rather she be awake.*
**[18:02] Nasa**
*I'll be good tonight and...*
**[18:11] Nasa**
*What?! What is this?*
**[18:19] Nasa**
*Is that water I hear?*
**[18:23] Nasa**
*Oh, I see.*
**[18:25] Nasa**
*She went to get some water. Thank goodness.*
**[18:28] ---**
* I thought she might've noticed*
* I was trying to kiss her.*
**[18:41] Nasa**
*What, what?! Why's she standing behind me?!*
**[18:44] Nasa**
* C-Could she be thinking about*
* hugging me while I sleep, too...*
**[18:48] Nasa**
*or maybe even kissing me?!*
**[18:57] Nasa**
*Huh? Uh, hello?*
**[19:08] Nasa**
*No fair!*
**[19:09] Nasa**
*In the end, I never got my cover back.*
**[19:18] Nasa**
* When I woke up, I thought it*
* might have all been a dream.*
**[19:22] Nasa**
* But I really did spend the*
* night with my bride!*
**[19:29] Nasa**
*Oh, she's confused about why her hair is down?*
**[19:36] Nasa**
*And why she's got two sets of covers...*
**[19:40] Nasa**
*Because you took mine last night.*
**[19:48] Nasa**
Wh-Whoa, hang on, Tsukasa-san!
I'm here! Right here beside you!
**[19:55] Tsukasa**
Um... it's pretty embarrassing to
do this with so much light, so...
**[19:59] Tsukasa**
G-Good point!
**[20:01] Tsukasa**
I'll go get changed in the next room!
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
*Man... None of that was a dream after all?*
**[20:11] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It's pretty embarrassing to do
this with so much light, so...
**[20:15] Nasa**
*Would it be fine if it was darker?!*
**[20:18] Nasa**
*Also... I could tell from the little bit I saw...*
**[20:21] Nasa**
*She wasn't wearing a bra.*
**[20:25] Tsukasa**
Darling?
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
Did you just call me "Tsukasa-san"?
**[20:31] Tsukasa**
When you caught that peek, I mean.
**[20:34] Nasa**
*She noticed?!*
**[20:43] Tsukasa**
Well, did you call me "Tsukasa-san"?
**[20:45] Nasa**
I... I guess I did say that, yes.
**[20:48] Tsukasa**
Well, we're both Yuzakis now,
**[20:51] ---**
so I guess I should think
about what to call you.
**[20:55] Nasa**
G-Good point...
**[20:57] Tsukasa**
And after thinking it over...
**[20:59] Tsukasa**
Nasa-kun!
**[21:02] Nasa**
*S-Something about it tickles a little!*
**[21:05] Nasa**
I... I see.
**[21:08] Tsukasa**
It's settled, then.
**[21:09] Nasa**
I-In that case, maybe I should
call you... Tsukasa-chan?
**[21:15] Tsukasa**
H-Hey, why use "chan"?!
**[21:19] Tsukasa**
It makes me sound like a child!
**[21:22] Nasa**
I just thought it would be cuter...
**[21:28] Tsukasa**
Fine.
**[21:30] Tsukasa**
If that's what you want, darling.
**[21:32] Nasa**
Huh? What happened to using my name?
**[21:37] Tsukasa**
Th-That's going to take a bit to get used to.
**[21:40] Tsukasa**
G-Gradually.
**[21:44] Nasa**
You're right! We can take
it slow, Tsukasa-chan!
**[21:51] Tsukasa**
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
**[21:53] Nasa**
Wh-What are you so mad about?!
**[21:54] ---**
*And this is how our newlywed lives began.*
**[21:55] Tsukasa**
The way you're pressing the issue!
**[21:57] Nasa**
Okay! Just... calm down!
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**[23:30] Tsukasa**
I need makeup remover, toner, and foundation...
**[23:34] Nasa**
Girls have it rough, huh?
**[23:35] Tsukasa**
Is that bathhouse close by?
**[23:37] Nasa**
Yeah! A classmate of mine from middle
school and a kouhai live there.
**[23:41] Nasa**
They might peek in on the baths
sometimes, but they're good people!
**[23:44] ---**
What?