E9 - Dancing with a Miracle

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    Ladies and gentlemen!
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    It's showtime!
SIGN    Tai-chan Body Parts!
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    Hey, Taichan (Heart).
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    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
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    I went to look at a house recently.
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    Did you buy it?
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    It was out of my reach.
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    Guess you need a hand!
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    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    By Space Cat Company
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    The boy becomes the adult.
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    Let me tell today,
    a story of some old friends.
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
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    I think back to when I first met them.
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    The memory is still clear as day.
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    It happened to be the very first time
    I visited New York City.
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    Oh!
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    No!
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    Where are the rotten kids?!
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    Where are you?
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    - Ready!
    - Busted!
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    A-Amazing.
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    Oh, wait a minute!
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    C'mon, wait!
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    My heart was overwhelmed with affection.
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    I had run away from home to the big city,
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    after losing faith in
    the adults who surrounded me.
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    Only to be saved by some
    strangers on the street.
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    That's when dad yelled at me like...
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    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
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    Man, was I fed up.
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    Because the culprit was
    Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
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    Not to mention that very same day,
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    something even worse happened at school.
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    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
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    Oh, Mary's the girl
    who I actually like.
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    so I was really annoyed.
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    Even though I considered myself
    a shy person back then,
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    Look at this!
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    Oh, Toutomi, eh.
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    I had no problem
    getting to know these girls.
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    Toutomi Hideyoshi!
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    Ouch!
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    And so, the girls show me
    the dazzling night life of New York City.
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    They even personally listened to
    all the struggles I was carrying,
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    which made me happy.
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    It was all so stimulating,
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    and compared to
    anything else I have experienced...
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    it was so cool, and cool,
    and the coolest thing ever!
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    What are you making?
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    I dunno...
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    I'll think about it...
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    Thanks for today.
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    When I see you two, it feels like
    I've been freed from my shackles.
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    The fire's going nicely.
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    Hurry.
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    Wait a little more.
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    Hurry.
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    Bluefin tuna!
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    Whet your appetites!
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    What?! No way, a maguro?!
    I can't dissect that...!
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    It was then that I realized...
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    No, those girls had made me realize...
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    Heh, I used the dull side.
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    ...that in the end,
    I found myself too scared
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    to do anything for myself.
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    I blamed others
    if something didn't go well,
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    and continued to run away from reality.
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    I gave it a lot of thought,
    but I've decided to go back home.
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    Right now, I'm nothing.
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    I've realized that I don't have
    the proper resolution to live my life
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    with freedom, like you two.
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    Thank you...
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    I'll think long and hard about
    what I want to do when I'm getting older.
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    How's that!
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    Eyes closed. Again.
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    How's that!
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    - Eyes closed.
    - How's that!
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    Eyes closed.
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    Ah, my loving friends...
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    I'm sure, even now,
    you're living in your freedom somewhere.
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    Those girls told me something.
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    As someone who has nothing,
    I have to think long and hard
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    about what I must do for the future.
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    If I had never met those two girls,
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    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
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    as the mayor of New York City.
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    So I'd like to take this moment,
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    to express my gratitude
    towards those two girls.
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    You two are my friends for all eternity.
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    Thank you!
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    Hah! No way!
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    Guess I'll go conquer the world!
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    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
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    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
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    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
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    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit is late.
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    Latte art is so cute.
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    Latte art is cute.
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    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
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    Thank you for waiting.
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    Here's your latte art.
[07:39] ---
    Please enjoy.
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    What was the drawing?
[07:45] ---
    Don't know, don't care.
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    I see.
SIGN    Button
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    Press this button.
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    Squeeze.
SIGN    Squeeze...
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    Idiot!
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    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
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    Stay with me!
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    And what if I...
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    was the only person on your side?
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    Center of my universe...
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
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    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
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    I have something funny to say.
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    Um...
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    That's funny.
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    I didn't say it yet.
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    I didn't say it.
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    I didn't say it yet!
SIGN    End
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    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
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    I'm so happy!
    I'm palpitating!
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    So how come we're not in the anime?
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    They're so blatant
    the way they pair things up.
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    Won't people get upset?
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    - Piggybacking...
    - Marketing!
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    That's all?!
SIGN    Preview
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    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
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    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
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    Then he comes for me!
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    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
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    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
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    Ladies and gentlemen!
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    It's showtime!
SIGN    Taichan Body Parts!
[12:01] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Heart).
[12:03] ---
    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
[12:05] ---
    I went to look at a house recently.
[12:07] ---
    Did you buy it?
[12:08] ---
    It was out of my reach.
[12:10] ---
    Guess you need a hand!
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    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
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    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Translation: Masahiro Arakaki
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    Da kid grows up to an adult one day.
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    Lemme tell ya,
    a story of some old chums.
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    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
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    Thinking 'bout da day I met 'em...
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    da memories are as clear as day.
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    Was the first time eva that
    I visited New York City.
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    Oh!
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    Get off!
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    What the—?!
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    Busted, you shitholes!
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    Givin' us trouble!
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    Don't pretend to be humans!
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    You can't fool these eyes!
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    A-Amazing.
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    Hey, hey, wait!
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    I said, wait!
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    Damn, my heart was full with emotion.
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    I wen run away from home to da big city,
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    'cuz I neva had faith in
    the grown-ups around me.
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    Den some strangers wen save me,
    from the streets.
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    My pa would yell like...
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    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
[15:06] ---
    Man, I was fed up.
[15:09] ---
    'Cuz it wasn't me
    but Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
[15:13] ---
    And den, da same day...
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    something more worse happened at school.
[15:19] ---
    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
[15:23] ---
    See, Mary's the girl
    I got the hots for.
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    I figured I was a shy guy back den...
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    It's a manji symbol!
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    -Manji!
    -It's a manji.
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    but I neva had issues with da girls.
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    No kidding!
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    Manji? For real?
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    Anyway, the girls showed me
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    the awesome night life of New York City.
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    I just did a dance with hard luck!
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    And they even heard me out
    'bout my personal struggles.
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    The AE86 is a car that nurtures a driver.
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    That made me happy.
[15:46] ---
    I can tell just how an AE86 runs
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    They wen stimulate me more than
    any experience I had in the past.
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    simply by looking at it.
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    It was way betta than anything
    I experienced...
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    When is innovation necessary
    from the micro and macro perspective...
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    Never mind that, think about compliance.
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    Thanks for today.
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    Flamed!
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    These dirty affiliate marketers
    piss me off!
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    Looking at you, I feel like
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    my shackles are broken free.
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    Bluefin tuna.
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    It won't feel a thing.
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    Huh? I can't cut up a maguro!
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    And then, I wen realize...
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    Hey, hey, check, one, two,
    las lyrics de Pop Team Epic.
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    Test, test... Check, one, two
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    No, da girls made me realize...
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    Pop Team Epic kicks ill lyrics
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    Slicin' maguro with this microphone
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    Yeah, this one's a colossal maguro
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    Now just watch my lethal blow!
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    ...that in the end,
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    I've cut another worthless object.
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    I was too scared
    for do anything for myself.
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    I blamed others wen somethin' went wrong,
[16:52] ---
    and neva face reality.
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    So I wen think a lot,
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    and decided to go back home.
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    Right now, I'm nothing.
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    And I gotta have da guts to live strong
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    and live free, like you two.
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    Thank you...
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    I goin' think long and hard about
    what I really wanna do with my life.
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    So high!
    My skin feels dry. I need oil.
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    Freedom is awesome!
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    Eh, my dear pals...
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    I know, even now, you stay live
    freely somewhere.
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    Da girls taught me something.
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    Wen you have nothing,
[17:48] ---
    you gotta think long and hard
    about how to get ahead.
[17:53] ---
    If I wen never meet da two girls,
[17:55] ---
    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
[17:59] ---
    as the mayor of New York City.
[18:01] ---
    So I wanna take this moment,
[18:03] ---
    to say thank you to da two girls.
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    You two are my friends for eva and eva.
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    Thank you!
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    - Hah! No way!
    - Master...!
[18:28] ---
    What?
[18:33] ---
    Guess I'll go conquer the world!
[18:42] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[18:45] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[18:49] ---
    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
[18:54] ---
    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
[18:56] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[18:58] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
[19:04] ---
    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit is late.
[19:15] ---
    Latte art is so cute.
[19:16] ---
    Latte art is cute.
[19:18] ---
    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
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    Thank you for waiting.
[19:24] ---
    Here's your latte art.
[19:29] ---
    Please enjoy.
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    What was the drawing?
[19:35] ---
    I dunno, not interested.
[19:39] ---
    I see.
SIGN    Button
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    Press this button.
SIGN    Squeeze...
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    Love.
[19:50] ---
    Love.
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    Just friendship!
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    Friendship...!
[20:07] ---
    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
[20:23] ---
    Yngwie Malmsteen!
[20:26] ---
    And what if I...
[20:27] ---
    was the only person on your side?
[20:34] ---
    Center of my universe...
[20:39] ---
    And the Earth.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
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    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
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    I have something funny to say.
[20:51] ---
    Um...
[20:52] ---
    That's funny.
[21:00] ---
    I didn't say it yet.
[21:03] ---
    I didn't say it.
[21:06] ---
    I didn't say it yet!
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    I love French cuisine,
[21:28] ---
    but some foods have such a strong odor,
    tourists can't stomach them.
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    In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
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    a dish that has a really strong smell.
[21:46] ---
    This is our first meal in France.
    Let's be adventurous.
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    I think I'll try the andouillette sausage.
[21:53] ---
    It sounds delicious!
    And you, Popuko?
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    Let's see...
[21:57] ---
    I'll have the salade de maroilles chaud.
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    Okay, these all sound good!
[22:09] ---
    Oh, yes.
SIGN    End
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    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
    
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    I'm so damned happy!
[22:25] ---
    I'm palpitating!
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:28] ---
    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
[23:30] ---
    Then he comes for me!
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
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    Fall in love again next week!