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E1 - You're the Only One I'm Telling

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[00:02] ---
    Daichi, we're going now.
[00:08] ---
    I'm Daichi Taira, just
    an average high school student.

[00:12] ---
    My parents are leaving today
    for their trip abroad

[00:15] ---
    and I'm gonna have
    the time of my life!

[00:18] ---
    By the way, Daichi,
    try not to bother Sosogu too much.
[00:23] ---
    Okay, we're off.
[00:27] ---
    Sosogu?
[00:30] ---
    Who's that?
[01:38] ---
    Episode 1:
    "You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
[01:41] ---
    Not!
[01:50] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - No, I'm not.
[01:55] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - I'm not.
[01:58] ---
    I'm not--
[02:03] ---
    Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
[02:05] ---
    Beef? Chicken?
[02:07] ---
    Beef or chicken?
[02:12] ---
    Beef.
[02:14] ---
    Your life's been spared.
[02:19] ---
    I am God!
[02:22] ---
    I will tell you all you want to know.
SIGN    Wiki CHECK*
[02:25] ---
    Tell me how much you love me.
[02:30] ---
    A...whole...lot.
[02:35] ---
    I'm late, I'm late! Whoa!
[02:41] ---
    Again! Late, I'm late!
SIGN    #1 Encounter
    By Space Cat Company

[02:50] ---
    There is some distortion in this broadcast,
    however it is part of the presentation.

[02:55] ---
    Oh no!
[02:57] ---
    I'm late! I'll be late!
[02:59] ---
    I'm Popuko, an average 14-year-old
    7th grader that you'd find anywhere!

[03:07] ---
    W-Watch out!
[03:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[03:26] ---
    What's your name?
[03:30] ---
    I'm me!
[03:50] ---
    Oh no!
[03:52] ---
    Late! I'm late!
[03:56] ---
    My feelings are hurt!
[03:59] ---
    Huh? My pendant...
[04:06] ---
    That's mine. Give it back.
[04:08] ---
    1\pos(424,83)}Can I have it back?
    - Yes
    - No*
[04:09] ---
    Oh, I get to choose.
[04:10] ---
    There's only one choice, I guess.
[04:15] ---
    Nah, I choose No.
[04:38] ---
    Don't shoot.
[04:43] ---
    I am Pipimi.
    Earth is under attack.
[04:56] ---
    Don't shoot.
[05:03] ---
    I can't take this anymore!
[05:07] ---
    Hold it! Are you planning to
    kill that chilled out classmate?
[05:12] ---
    Explosives based on
    firearm technology
[05:14] ---
    developed by political extremists!
[05:16] ---
    Here we go!
[05:17] ---
    1\pos(147,38)}Evil*
[05:22] ---
    Like me?
[05:26] ---
    I'm smitten.
[05:30] ---
    I love the way you say that.
[05:47] ---
    Just what I need!
[05:50] ---
    You there, traveler.
[05:57] ---
    You don't plan to
    snatch that umbrella, do you?
[06:07] ---
    Choose one of these three,
    and set out on your adventure.
[06:15] ---
    Wake up! Wake up!
[06:19] ---
    I give myself to you!
[06:23] ---
    Are you awake now?
[06:26] ---
    - What are you doing?
    - Reset marathon.
[06:33] ---
    What? She's conscious!
[06:36] ---
    Calm down, it's just temporary.
[06:40] ---
    Her consciousness is still in
    Macbeth's miniature garden...
[06:47] ---
    I'm here to save you!
[07:01] ---
    Looks like there's a snag.
[07:04] ---
    Let them have their way for now.
[07:07] ---
    Yes, our plan is just beginning.
[07:10] ---
    There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
    can become an anime.
[07:14] ---
    It will all go as our
    committee has planned.
[07:18] ---
    Exactly.
[07:20] ---
    In any case, we shall
    attain supremacy this season.
[07:43] ---
    Typical...
SIGN    It's over now.
    Thank you for watching until the end.

[07:45] ---
    This is the end.
[07:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New series
[07:55] ---
    Everyone's hippo.
[07:57] ---
    Hippo... hippo hippo...
[08:00] ---
    Hippo... I'm starving!
SIGN    1\pos(471,102)}Stomach*
SIGN    1\pos(358,116)}Peek*
[08:05] ---
    I'm so hungry.
[08:07] ---
    So hungry... I'm so hungry.
SIGN    Bugs
[08:13] ---
    I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
[08:18] ---
    Here's a scorpion!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:33] ---
    Damn you!
[08:35] ---
    Like you scare me!
[08:38] ---
    That's some fighting spirit.
[08:40] ---
    Damn you!
[08:49] ---
    Masashi Super Dry!
[08:57] ---
    Do you realize what you've done?
[09:00] ---
    Do you?!
[09:03] ---
    Eat this cutlet bowl.
[09:05] ---
    I said eat the cutlet!
[10:06] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[10:09] ---
    I never get upset.
[10:13] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:15] ---
    I'm not upset.
[10:18] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:19] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Tasty Pickled Radish
[10:33] ---
    Are you upset?
[10:34] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Preview
[11:35] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:36] ---
    No one in my class knows
    that I'm a celebrity idol!
[11:40] ---
    Things happen, and I'm about
    to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
[11:43] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop Episode 2
    "Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[11:52] ---
    Daichi, we're going now.
[11:58] ---
    I'm Daichi Taira, just
    an average high school student.

[12:02] ---
    My parents are leaving today
    for their trip abroad

[12:05] ---
    and I'm gonna have
    the time of my life!

[12:08] ---
    By the way, Daichi,
    try not to bother Sosogu too much.
[12:13] ---
    Okay, we're off.
[12:17] ---
    Sosogu?
[12:20] ---
    Who's that?
[13:28] ---
    Episode 1:
    "You're the Only One I'm Telling!"
[13:31] ---
    Not!
[13:40] ---
    - Are you upset?
    - No, I'm not.
[13:45] ---
    - Are you upset!
    - I'm not.
[13:53] ---
    Beef or chicken? Beef or chicken?
[13:55] ---
    Beef? Chicken?
[13:58] ---
    Beef or chicken?
[14:02] ---
    Beef.
[14:04] ---
    Your life's been spared.
[14:10] ---
    I am God!
[14:12] ---
    I will tell you all you want to know.
SIGN    Wiki CHECK
[14:15] ---
    Tell me how much you love me.
[14:20] ---
    A...whole...lot.
[14:25] ---
    Oh no! I'm late, I'm late!
[14:28] ---
    I have to make it!
[14:32] ---
    I'll be late! Hang in there!
SIGN    #1 Encounter By Space Cat Company
[14:40] ---
    There is some distortion in this broadcast,
    however it is part of the presentation.

[14:45] ---
    Oh no!
[14:47] ---
    I'm late! I'll be late!
[14:49] ---
    I'm Popuko, an average 7th grader
    that you'd find anywhere!

[14:57] ---
    Watch out!
[15:02] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:16] ---
    What's your name?
[15:20] ---
    I'm me!
[15:40] ---
    Oh no!
[15:42] ---
    Late! I'm late!
[15:47] ---
    My feelings are hurt!
[15:49] ---
    Huh? My pendant...
[15:56] ---
    That's mine. Give it back.
[15:58] ---
    1\pos(392,82.667)}Can I have it back?
    - Yes
    - No*
[15:58] ---
    Oh, I get to choose.
[16:00] ---
    There's only one choice, I guess.
[16:05] ---
    Nah, I choose No.
[16:29] ---
    Don't shoot.
[16:33] ---
    I am Pipimi.
    Earth is under attack.
[16:46] ---
    Don't shoot.
[16:53] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[16:57] ---
    Hold it!
[16:59] ---
    Are you going to kill
    that chilled out classmate?
[17:01] ---
    Explosives based on
    firearm technology
[17:04] ---
    developed by political extremists!
[17:06] ---
    Here we go!
[17:07] ---
    Evil
[17:12] ---
    Like me?
[17:16] ---
    I'm smitten.
[17:20] ---
    I love the way you say that.
[17:37] ---
    Just what I need.
[17:40] ---
    You there, traveler.
[17:48] ---
    You don't plan to
    snatch that umbrella, do you?
[17:57] ---
    Choose one of these three,
    and set out on your adventure.
[18:05] ---
    Wake up! Wake up!
[18:09] ---
    I give myself to you!
[18:13] ---
    Are you awake now?
[18:16] ---
    - What are you doing?
    - Reset marathon.
[18:23] ---
    What? She's conscious!
[18:26] ---
    Calm down, it's just temporary.
[18:30] ---
    Her consciousness is still in
    Macbeth's miniature garden...
[18:37] ---
    I'm here to save you!
[18:51] ---
    Looks like there's a snag.
[18:54] ---
    Let them have their way for now.
[18:57] ---
    Yes, our plan is just beginning.
[19:00] ---
    There's no way a silly 4-cell manga
    can become an anime.
[19:04] ---
    It will all go as our committee
    has planned.
[19:08] ---
    Exactly.
[19:10] ---
    In any case, we shall
    attain supremacy this season.
[19:30] ---
    Here I go!
[19:31] ---
    I'm going.
[19:33] ---
    Typical...
SIGN    It's over now.
    Thank you for watching until the end.

[19:35] ---
    This is the end.
[19:43] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[19:45] ---
    Everyone's hippo.
[19:47] ---
    Hippo... hippo hippo...
[19:49] ---
    Hippo... I'm starving!
SIGN    1\pos(468.444,123.556)}Stomachs
[19:55] ---
    I'm so hungry.
SIGN    1\pos(452.444,136.889)}Peek

[19:57] ---
    So hungry... I'm so hungry.
SIGN    Bugs
[20:03] ---
    I-I have a craving for curry and rice.
[20:08] ---
    Here's a scorpion!
[20:11] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:22] ---
    Damn you, lightning!
[20:24] ---
    Like you scare me!
[20:28] ---
    That's some fighting spirit.
[20:30] ---
    Damn you!
[20:33] ---
    You're nothing!
[20:39] ---
    Masashi Super Dry!
[20:47] ---
    Do you realize what you've done?
[20:50] ---
    Do you?!
[20:53] ---
    Eat this cutlet bowl.
[20:55] ---
    I said eat the cutlet!
[21:11] ---
    Hello, in this segment
[21:12] ---
    we poke fun at the stereotypes
    to convey the sense that perhaps,
[21:16] ---
    Parisians really aren't like that.
SIGN    We're going to Paris at last! I can't wait.
SIGN    I don't know French, will I manage?
[21:30] ---
    Don't worry, I've a great idea.
SIGN    You just have to know the gestures.
SIGN    Now that you mention it, they love making gestures.
[21:56] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[21:59] ---
    I never get upset.
[22:03] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:05] ---
    I'm not upset.
[22:08] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:10] ---
    I'm not upset.
SIGN    Tasty Pickled Radish
[22:23] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:24] ---
    I'm not upset.
[23:24] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] ---
    No one in my class knows
    that I'm a celebrity idol!
[23:30] ---
    Things happen, and I'm about
    to be expelled! Help, Daichi!
[23:33] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 2
    "Help! Sosogu is an Idol!"
[23:37] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:40] ---