E1 - Identity

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:00] ???
    It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
[00:03] ???
    I cannot allow you to
    alter the past any further.
[00:07] ???
    I will put an end to you.
[00:10] Shouta Aoi
    Put an end to me?
[00:12] Shouta Aoi
    But I just wanna make
    everyone happy, 'kay?
[00:16] Shouta Aoi
    Just who do you think you are?
[00:34] Shouta Aoi
    It's me?
[00:57] ---
    There's no such thing as an endless battle
[01:03] ---
    I've continued down
[01:06] ---
    This path that I believe in
[01:10] ---
    The lost cries echo
[01:16] ---
    No matter what,
[01:18] ---
    I will come to you all
[01:23] ---
    I won't let everyone's desires
[01:26] ---
    Be destroyed
[01:29] ---
    Stop getting in the way
[01:31] ---
    My other me's shadow
[01:36] ---
    Go beyond time and space
[01:38] ---
    And take on this spiraling destiny
[01:42] ---
    Even if this is just
[01:44] ---
    God playing tricks on us
[01:49] ---
    I cannot be stopped
[01:51] ---
    Until I can protect your smile
[01:55] ---
    Tear through the darkness
[01:59] ---
    And go forth
[02:01] ---
    Endless love
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Identity
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[02:13] Popuko
    Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
[02:16] Pipimi
    Sure.
[02:18] Popuko
    Tooth!
[02:20] Popuko
    Well?
[02:22] Pipimi
    I saw it.
[02:23] Popuko
    And?!
[02:28] Popuko
    You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
[02:30] Pipimi
    Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
[02:32] Popuko
    That's fine. I'm just getting started!
[02:35] Popuko
    Can you do this, then?
[02:37] Popuko
    Tooth!
[02:40] Popuko
    Tooth!
[02:40] Popuko
    Tooth warp!
[02:42] Pipimi
    Noice.
[02:51] Popuko
    Huh?
[02:52] Popuko
    You can do it... too?
[02:55] Pipimi
    It was just a fluke.
[02:57] Popuko
    Th-Then, this is gonna be real hard!
[03:05] Popuko
    The hair—
[03:05] Pipimi
    The hair whorl whirl?
[03:06] Popuko
    You even know the name of it!
    I've got a bad feeling about this!
[03:09] Pipimi
    Hair whorl whirl.
[03:10] Popuko
    I knew it! You can do it!
    You can do all of these!
[03:13] Popuko
    You don't even need me!
[03:17] Pipimi
    I do.
[03:18] Pipimi
    I do need you, Popu-chan!
[03:20] Pipimi
    Everyone's different.
[03:21] Pipimi
    You possess something unique only
    to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
[03:24] Pipimi
    Let's go find it!
[03:30] Popuko
    Yeah, let's go!
[03:38] ---
    Let's go and find out
[03:41] ---
    What's so unique about us
[03:44] ---
    Let's go and find out,
    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:50] ---
    The two of us
[03:53] ---
    Together
[03:56] ---
    Somewhere in this great big world
[03:59] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[04:01] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[04:02] ---
    Our uniqueness
[04:05] ---
    To the ends of the vast universe
[04:08] ---
    Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl
[04:16] Pipimi
    Okay, your turn.
[04:21] Pipimi
    Her footsteps have no flair.
[04:27] ---
    Friends are just
[04:28] ---
    The best
[04:30] ---
    F'real
[04:33] ---
    Friendship is
[04:34] ---
    Beautiful, bae
[04:36] ---
    Fo sho
[04:37] ---
    A rainbow appears
[04:38] ---
    Heart to heart
[04:49] Popuko
    Yes... The end of the journey
    lies within your heart!
[04:53] ---
    Your heart
[04:56] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[04:59] ---
    Yeah
[04:59] ---
    Your heart
[05:02] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[05:05] ---
    Your heart
[05:07] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[05:15] Popuko
    Who the hell are you punks?!
[05:16] Popuko
    Shoo! Scram! You shitheads!
[05:20] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
[05:22] Pipimi
    Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
[05:26] Popuko
    Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
[05:29] Popuko
    I can wink with both of my eyes!
[05:36] Pipimi
    You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
[05:47] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[05:50] Pipimi
    We'd like to thank you all for coming
    to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
[05:54] Pipimi
    production announcement
    press conference today.
[05:58] Pipimi
    And now, let's have a few
    words for our dear fans.
[06:00] Popuko
    Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
[06:03] Popuko
    You're shit! Absolute shit!
[06:07] Pipimi
    Well, that was rather inappropriate.
[06:11] Pipimi
    We offer our viewers our most
    sincere apologies.
[06:15] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[06:19] Pipimi
    Whenever you go out,
    don't you just get bombarded
[06:21] Pipimi
    with comments like, "Hey, aren't
    you from Pop Team Epic?"
[06:24] Popuko
    Aw, you think so? You really think so?
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[06:36] Popuko
    Ah, this must be the Hatersville
    I've heard so much about.
[06:41] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[06:44] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[06:47] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[06:56] Popuko
    You mad?
[06:58] Pipimi
    Nope.
[07:01] Popuko
    You mad?
[07:03] Pipimi
    Nope... I'm not.
[07:08] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:11] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:14] Pipimi
    Okay, who's thrown away all
    of their preconceived notions?
[07:17] Popuko
    Me!
[07:18] Pipimi
    Okay, let's go.
[07:19] Popuko
    Heck yeah!
[07:21] Popuko
    This seems like so much fun!
[07:25] Pipimi
    Throw that notion away!
[07:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:30] Popuko
    Let's all brainstorm how we can
    make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
[07:35] Rabbit
    But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
    if it was actually funny!
[07:39] Popuko
    All right, next!
[07:42] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:46] Pipimi
    We've received some letters.
[07:48] Pipimi
    "How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
    when it's such a shit series?"
[07:53] Popuko
    Well, that's because the characters in
    Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[08:03] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[08:06] Someone
    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Stained Glass Fortunetelling
[08:12] Pipimi
    I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
SIGN    Prophecy
     Predictor
     Pipimi
[08:15] Pipimi
    I see a ray of hope
    shining into your heart...
[08:18] Pipimi
    Behold... This beautiful stained
    glass will show me your future.
[08:24] Pipimi
    The horoscope for those born under
    the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
[08:24] Popuko
    Lookie, lookie!
[08:25] Popuko
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
    rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
[08:28] Popuko
    Slam!
[08:30] Popuko
    An acorn!
SIGN    Today's horoscope...
    Acorn
[08:32] Pipimi
    There you have it.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:40] Pipimi
    I heard this forest is bad news.
[08:42] Popuko
    I wanna go home...
[08:47] Popuko
    I think I hear something.
[08:49] Pipimi
    O-Oh, shit!
[08:50] Popuko
    Huh?
[08:51] Popuko
    No! Save me!
[08:54] Popuko
    No, Chocobo, no!
[09:11] Popuko and Pipimi
    Whoo!
[09:12] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[09:15] Popuko
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
[09:20] Pipimi
    Pippiman to the rescue!
[09:24] Popuko
    Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
[09:27] Pipimi
    You're gonna have to save scum this one.
[09:30] Popuko
    I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
[09:33] Popuko
    Save scum!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[09:34] Pipimi
    I'm sorry!
[09:37] Popuko
    Hey, hey!
[09:40] Popuko
    Uh! Uh-huh!
[09:43] Popuko
    Yo, check it out, yo!
[09:45] Popuko
    Hey, what's up, bro? You are...
[09:47] Popuko
    Why you my friend?
[09:50] Popuko
    Why you my friend... man?
[09:54] Pipimi
    Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
[09:56] Popuko
    Huh?!
[09:59] Pipimi
    JK!
[10:04] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:11] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:05] Popuko
    Great job!
SIGN    Pipimi's Room
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Popuko
    Great job! That was so much fun!
[11:07] Pipimi
    Great job. It really was!
[11:11] Pipimi
    It's been so long since we
    got to record together.
[11:13] Popuko
    Right? Not to mention,
    it was just the two of us!
[11:15] Pipimi
    I know, right? That might be a first.
[11:17] Popuko
    Right? I was so happy.
[11:19] Pipimi
    Seriously. We kept talking
    even when we weren't recording.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:24] Popuko
    Like, "What are you up to?"
[11:26] Pipimi
    Yeah, every free moment we got.
[11:27] Popuko
    But seriously, though, you haven't aged a day,
    Minorin. You haven't changed at all.
[11:32] Pipimi
    Oh, come on! You're the one
    who hasn't changed at all!
[11:36] Popuko
    See? This is basically how it went.
[11:38] Popuko
    But seriously, you haven't changed at all!
[11:40] Popuko
    So yeah, I look forward to
    working with you again.
[11:42] Pipimi
    Likewise!
[11:44] Popuko
    I'm glad we got to be on this show together.
[11:46] Pipimi
    Right?! Seriously.
[11:47] Popuko
    It was so much fun.
[11:48] Pipimi
    I'm just so happy.
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] ???
    It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
[11:54] ???
    I cannot allow you to
    alter the past any further.
[11:57] ???
    I will put an end to you.
[12:00] Shouta Aoi
    Put an end to me?
[12:02] Shouta Aoi
    But I just wanna make
    everyone happy, 'kay?
[12:06] Shouta Aoi
    Just who do you think you are?
[12:24] Shouta Aoi
    It's me?
[12:47] ---
    There's no such thing as an endless battle
[12:53] ---
    I've continued down
[12:56] ---
    This path that I believe in
[13:00] ---
    The lost cries echo
[13:06] ---
    No matter what,
[13:08] ---
    I will come to you all
[13:13] ---
    I won't let everyone's desires
[13:16] ---
    Be destroyed
[13:19] ---
    Stop getting in the way
[13:21] ---
    My other me's shadow
[13:26] ---
    Go beyond time and space
[13:28] ---
    And take on this spiraling destiny
[13:32] ---
    Even if this is just
[13:34] ---
    God playing tricks on us
[13:39] ---
    I cannot be stopped
[13:41] ---
    Until I can protect your smile
[13:45] ---
    Tear through the darkness
[13:49] ---
    And go forth
[13:51] ---
    Endless love
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Identity
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[14:02] Popuko
    Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
[14:06] Pipimi
    Sure.
[14:08] Popuko
    Nyah!
[14:11] Popuko
    Well?
[14:12] Pipimi
    I saw it.
[14:13] Popuko
    And?!
[14:18] Popuko
    You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
[14:20] Pipimi
    Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
[14:22] Popuko
    That's fine. I'm just getting started!
[14:25] Popuko
    Can you do this, then?
[14:30] Popuko
    Tooth warp!
[14:32] Pipimi
    Noice.
[14:41] Popuko
    Huh?
[14:43] Popuko
    Y-Y-You can do it too?
[14:45] Pipimi
    It was just a fluke.
[14:47] Popuko
    Th-Then...
[14:49] Popuko
    How about this? It's gonna be real hard!
[14:54] Popuko
    The hair—
[14:55] Pipimi
    The hair whorl whirl?
[14:56] Popuko
    You even know the name of it!
    I've got a bad feeling about this!
[14:59] Pipimi
    Hair whorl whirl.
[15:00] Popuko
    I knew it! You can do it!
    You can do all of these!
[15:03] Popuko
    You don't even need me!
[15:07] Pipimi
    I do.
[15:08] Pipimi
    I do need you, Popu-chan!
[15:10] Pipimi
    Everyone's different.
[15:11] Pipimi
    You possess something unique only
    to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
[15:15] Pipimi
    Let's go find it!
[15:20] Popuko
    Yeah, let's go!
[15:28] ---
    Let's go and find out
[15:31] ---
    What's so unique about us
[15:34] ---
    Let's go and find out,
    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[15:40] ---
    The two of us
[15:43] ---
    Together
[15:46] ---
    Somewhere in this great big world
[15:49] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[15:51] ---
    There! Over there! Here!
[15:52] ---
    Our uniqueness
[15:56] ---
    To the ends of the vast universe
[15:58] ---
    Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl
[16:06] Pipimi
    Okay, your turn.
[16:11] Pipimi
    Her footsteps have no flair.
[16:17] ---
    Friends are just
[16:18] ---
    The best
[16:20] ---
    F'real
[16:23] ---
    Friendship is
[16:24] ---
    Beautiful, bae
[16:26] ---
    Fo sho
[16:27] ---
    A rainbow appears
[16:28] ---
    Heart to heart
[16:39] Popuko
    Yes... The end of the journey
    lies within your heart!
[16:43] ---
    Your heart
[16:46] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[16:48] ---
    Yeah
[16:49] ---
    Your heart
[16:52] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[16:55] ---
    Your heart
[16:57] ---
    Oh, oh, two hearts
[17:05] Popuko
    Who the hell are you punks?!
[17:06] Popuko
    Shoo! Scram! You shitheads! Damn it!
[17:10] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
[17:13] Pipimi
    Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
[17:16] Popuko
    Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
[17:19] Popuko
    I can wink with both of my eyes!
[17:26] Pipimi
    You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
[17:30] Popuko
    Scissors!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[17:37] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[17:40] Pipimi
    We'd like to thank you all for coming
    to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
[17:44] Pipimi
    production announcement
    press conference today.
[17:48] Pipimi
    And now, let's have a few
    words for our dear fans.
[17:50] Popuko
    Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
[17:54] Popuko
    You're shit! Absolute shit!
[17:57] Popuko
    Hey, you hear me? You're shit.
[17:57] Pipimi
    Well, that was rather inappropriate.
[18:01] Pipimi
    We offer our viewers our most
    sincere apologies.
[18:05] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:09] Pipimi
    Whenever you go out,
    don't you just get bombarded
[18:11] Pipimi
    with comments like, "Hey, aren't
    you from Pop Team Epic?"
[18:15] Popuko
    Aw, you think so?
[18:18] Popuko
    You really think so?
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[18:26] Popuko
    Ah, this must be the Hatersville
    I've heard so much about.
[18:31] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[18:34] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[18:37] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[18:40] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[18:47] Popuko
    You mad?
[18:47] Pipimi
    Nope.
[18:51] Popuko
    You mad?
[18:53] Pipimi
    Nope... I'm not.
[18:58] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:01] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:04] Pipimi
    Okay, who's thrown away all
    of their preconceived notions?
[19:06] Popuko
    Me!
[19:08] Pipimi
    Okay, let's go.
[19:09] Popuko
    Heck yeah!
[19:11] Popuko
    This seems like so much fun!
[19:15] Pipimi
    Throw that notion away!
[19:17] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:20] Popuko
    Let's all brainstorm how we can
    make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
[19:25] Rabbit
    But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
    if it was actually funny!
[19:29] Popuko
    All right, next!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:33] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:37] Pipimi
    We've received some letters.
[19:38] Pipimi
    "How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
    when it's such a shit series?"
[19:43] Popuko
    Well, that's because the characters in
    Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
[19:47] Popuko
    Amirite?
[19:52] Popuko
    Amirite?
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[19:53] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:56] Someone
    Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    Stained Glass Fortunetelling
[20:02] Pipimi
    I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
SIGN    Prophecy
     Predictor
     Pipimi
[20:05] Pipimi
    I see a ray of hope
    shining into your heart...
[20:08] Pipimi
    Behold... This beautiful stained
    glass will show me your future.
[20:14] Pipimi
    The horoscope for those born under
    the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
[20:14] Popuko
    Lookie, lookie!
[20:15] Popuko
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
    rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
[20:18] Popuko
    Slam!
[20:20] Popuko
    An acorn!
SIGN    Today's horoscope...
    Acorn
[20:22] Pipimi
    There you have it.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:29] Pipimi
    I heard this forest is bad news.
[20:33] Popuko
    I wanna go home...
[20:37] Popuko
    I think I hear something.
[20:39] Pipimi
    Oh, shit!
[20:40] Popuko
    Huh?
[20:42] Popuko
    No! Save me!
[20:43] Popuko
    No, Chocobo, no! Chocobo!
[20:47] Popuko
    No! No!
[21:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Whoo!
[21:02] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[21:05] Popuko
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
    Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
[21:10] Pipimi
    Pippiman to the rescue!
[21:14] Popuko
    Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
[21:17] Pipimi
    You're gonna have to save scum this one.
[21:19] Popuko
    I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
[21:22] ---
    Save scum?
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[21:24] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[21:28] Popuko
    Yeah! Yeah!
[21:31] Popuko
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[21:32] Popuko
    Yo, check it out! You are... You are...
[21:37] Popuko
    Why you my friend?
[21:40] Popuko
    Why you my friend... Oh, yeah.
[21:44] Pipimi
    Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
[21:46] Popuko
    Huh?!
[21:49] Pipimi
    JK!
[21:54] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:01] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:55] Pipimi
    Great job today.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Popuko
    You, too.
[22:57] Pipimi
    Do you understand what Poputepipikku means?
[23:00] Popuko
    I have no idea what Poputepipikku
    means, and it's really hard to say.
[23:03] Pipimi
    It says "Pop Team Epic"
    on the screen, though.
[23:05] Pipimi
    Is that where they got it from?
[23:07] Popuko
    Pop Team?
[23:08] Pipimi
    Isn't that what it said?
[23:10] Popuko
    I think someone who just wanted to
    say pa-pi-pu-pe-po just made it up.
[23:12] Pipimi
    Oh, really? Pa-pi-pu-pe-po?
[23:14] Popuko
    Pa-pu... Pa-pi-pu-pe-po-pikku.
[23:15] Pipimi
    Yeah, people are gonna mess up saying that.
[23:19] Popuko
    Man... Poputepipikku.
[23:21] Pipimi
    This was my first time
    playing a high school girl.
SIGN    °They're actually middle school girls
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:23] Popuko
    Well, I can imagine.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:24] Pipimi
    Have you played one before?
[23:25] Popuko
    This was my first job in a while...
[23:27] Popuko
    and I played a high school girl.
SIGN    °They're actually middle school girls
[23:29] Pipimi
    High school girls.
[23:30] Popuko
    I mean, look at us.
[23:33] Popuko
    Is this really gonna work?
[23:33] Pipimi
    Well, I mean, you know...
    I wonder what people will think.
[23:37] Popuko
    I guess we'll see.