E5 - Shining Shoulder

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SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[00:04] Popuko
    Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
[00:10] Popuko
    We are the scoundrels, my friends!
[00:15] Rando protag
    I've finally found you!
    Now I can avenge my father!
[00:18] Popuko
    Can't you see I'm singing here?!
[00:41] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:43] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:15] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:21] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:26] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:28] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:32] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:35] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:39] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[01:56] Pipimi
    Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
[02:03] Pipimi
    Hello, and welcome
    to Pipimi's English Entrance.
[02:07] Pipimi
    I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
[02:09] Popuko
    I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
    interested in English!
[02:12] Pipimi
    Now, let's begin our basic
    English lessons for the day.
[02:15] Pipimi
    In this segment, you'll listen to me say
    something, and then you'll repeat after me!
[02:19] Pipimi
    Repeat after me!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[04:50] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[04:53] Popuko
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
[04:55] Popuko and Pipimi
    The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
[05:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta hit that man of power
    coming from the back with a backpow!
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
SIGN    Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
[05:03] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta backpow that
    backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
[05:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
[05:11] Popuko and Pipimi
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    m 54 57 l 127 24 203 33 181 79 90 92
SIGN    Battle with Hussell!
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
     Segment
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Will you beat him?
[05:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Will you beat him?
SIGN    Did you beat him?
[05:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Did you beat him?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:23] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:27] Pipimi
    Right as you sit,
    I'm gonna pull out your chair...
[05:31] Pipimi
    Or not!
[05:34] Pipimi
    Gonna pull out your chair...
[05:41] Pipimi
    Or not!
[05:43] Popuko and Pipimi
    Boing!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:44] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:47] Popuko
    The balance between my mind and body...
[05:52] Pipimi
    What's the current ratio?
[05:54] Popuko
    Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
[05:59] Pipimi
    Leave this to me!
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
[06:05] Popuko
    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
[06:15] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:21] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[06:27] Popuko
    Welcome to another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking.
[06:30] Popuko
    All the good boys and girls
    who want paella, gather round!
[06:33] Kids
    Ooh! I want some! I want some!
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[06:45] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[06:49] Pipimi
    It's all about new-money
    trains in this day and age.
[06:52] Pipimi
    I mean, just look at my form.
[06:56] Popuko
    So beautiful...
[06:57] Popuko
    Ten points is not nearly enough!
[06:59] Pipimi
    Are we talking about old-school ixiv here?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:01] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:07] Popuko
    I'm carsick.
[07:08] Pipimi
    You are?!
[07:12] Popuko
    I'm gonna hurl...
[07:13] Pipimi
    You're gonna?!
[07:17] Popuko
    Oh, hey. I'm all better.
[07:18] Pipimi
    You are?!
[07:21] Popuko
    I lied.
[07:22] Pipimi
    You did?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:23] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:27] Pipimi
    What kind of look did you
    want to go for today?
[07:29] Popuko
    The usual tomboy bob, please.
[07:31] Pipimi
    Okay!
[07:33] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[07:38] Pipimi
    My bad! I made an oopsie!
[07:40] Popuko
    C'mon, now!
[07:42] Pipimi
    Okay!
[07:43] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[07:48] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:51] Popuko
    Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
[07:54] Pipimi
    Serial killer!
[07:56] Popuko
    Kenzan-kun, too!
[07:57] Pipimi
    There's gonna be a bloodbath!
[07:59] Pipimi
    Just hug it out already!
[08:00] Popuko
    What, you scared?
[08:03] Popuko
    Oh?
[08:04] Pipimi
    What's this?
SIGN    Slide... Slide...
[08:06] Popuko
    You want hugs, don't you?!
[08:06] Pipimi
    What's the matter? You can't?
[08:07] Popuko
    You can't do it?
[08:09] Pipimi
    Oh?
[08:10] Pipimi
    Why're you running away,
    you spineless bastards?!
[08:11] Popuko
    Spineless bastards!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:13] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
[08:16] Popuko
    That's right!
[08:18] Popuko
    The Earth's in danger.
[08:21] Popuko
    I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
[08:24] Pipimi
    For real?
[08:25] Popuko
    Actually... The Earth could
    already be in danger.
[08:29] Pipimi
    Oh, shit!
[08:31] Popuko
    Whether you believe it or not...
[08:34] Popuko
    Depends on if you really believe it or not!
[08:37] Cthulhu
    Then I'll have to say that I don't.
[08:40] Popuko
    Then... That just means
    that's all you've got.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
SIGN    Today's Baboo
     is PopuPopuu.

SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Popuu continues on her path of
     destruction.
[09:03] Popuko
    You fucking moron!
[09:05] Popuko
    You fuckwad!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    All of the traps have been destroyed.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    She also destroyed the gate
     while she was at it.
SIGN    Artistry Points
[09:17] Pipimis
    Popu-chan... Popu-chan... Popu-chan...
SIGN    1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I can't eat Pipimi-chan~

[09:21] Popuko
    I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
SIGN    Artistry Points
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[09:32] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:35] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[09:38] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[09:44] Pipimi
    Popuoka!
[09:49] Popuko
    Pipihara...
[09:50] Pipimi
    Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
SIGN    Takeshobo
[10:04] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:12] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:05] Popuko
    Great job today.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Pipimi
    You, too!
[11:07] Popuko
    That was so much fun.
[11:08] Pipimi
    It was!
[11:09] Popuko
    And we got to see each other after so long.
[11:11] Pipimi
    Right! How long has it been since
    we've been in the booth together?
[11:15] Popuko
    I'm grateful.
[11:16] Pipimi
    There's a show that's on right now,
    but we're all recording separately.
[11:20] Popuko
    Yeah, exactly.
[11:21] Popuko
    The fact that I get to spend so
    much time with you, Yuki-chan...
[11:24] Pipimi
    With me?
[11:24] Popuko
    It's been fun... and it's been so long.
[11:28] Popuko
    Thank you so much.
[11:29] Pipimi
    Thank you so much, Pop Team Epic.
[11:31] Popuko
    Pretty much.
[11:32] Pipimi
    Thanks, Popumi.
[11:35] Popuko
    You, too, Popuko.
[11:37] Pipimi
    You mean Pipiko.
[11:38] Pipimi
    Oh! Popuko and Pipimi. I got them wrong!
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[11:40] Popuko
    Wait, what?
[11:40] Pipimi
    Am I Pipimi? Right, I'm Pipimi!
[11:42] Popuko
    Yes, I'm Popuko.
[11:43] Pipimi
    Thanks, Popuko.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[11:53] Pipimi
    Pop, pop, p-pop, pop, pop-pop...
[11:54] Popuko
    Scoundrel! Scoundrel!
[12:00] Popuko
    We are the scoundrels, my friends!
[12:06] Rando protag
    I've finally found you!
    Now I can avenge my father!
[12:07] Popuko
    We—
[12:08] Popuko
    Can't you see I'm singing here?!
[12:31] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:33] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:54] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:11] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:16] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:22] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:29] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[13:46] Pipimi
    Welcome, and enjoy Pipimi's English Entrance!
[13:53] Pipimi
    Hello, and welcome
    to Pipimi's English Entrance.
[13:57] Pipimi
    I am the English specialist, Pipimi, and...
[13:59] Popuko
    I'm Popuko, and I'm super-
    interested in English!
[14:02] Pipimi
    Now, let's begin our basic
    English lessons for the day.
[14:04] Pipimi
    In this segment, you'll listen to me say
    something, and then you'll repeat after me!
[14:09] Pipimi
    Repeat after me!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[16:40] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[16:43] Popuko
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
[16:45] Popuko and Pipimi
    The Backpow Workout's about to begin!
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Your
    Backpow
     Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    My Backpow Workout
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
[16:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta hit that man of power
    coming from the back with a backpow!
SIGN    Man in the background
     who wields the power
SIGN    Backwards-Digging Mole, Pow-chan
[16:53] Popuko and Pipimi
    You've gotta backpow that
    backwards-digging mole back into the depths!
[16:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    Bacchus Powell, Hussell for short!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
[17:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors, go!
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    m 54 57 l 127 24 203 33 181 79 90 92
SIGN    Battle with Hussell!
    Backpow Rock-Paper-Scissors
     Segment
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Bacchus Powell
SIGN    (Hussell for short)
SIGN    Will you beat him?
[17:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Will you beat him?
[17:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Did you beat him?
SIGN    Did you beat him?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:13] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[17:17] Pipimi
    Right as you sit,
    I'm gonna pull out your chair...
[17:21] Pipimi
    Or not!
[17:25] Pipimi
    Gonna pull out your chair...
[17:31] Pipimi
    Or not!
[17:32] Popuko
    Hup!
[17:33] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot-doo-doo!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:35] Pipimi
    Oh, Pop Team Epic.
[17:36] Popuko
    The balance between my mind and body...
[17:42] Pipimi
    What's the current ratio?
[17:44] Popuko
    Mind: 9,999. Body: 1.
[17:49] Pipimi
    Leave this to me! Psshu.
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
[17:55] Popuko
    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Is this what "perfect" is?!
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
SIGN    Mind 9999
     Body 9999
[18:01] Popuko
    Well, is it?!
[18:04] Popuko
    Perfect Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:08] Pipimi
    Ready, and...
[18:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking.
[18:12] Pipimi
    That "Ready, and..."
    was so worth putting in.
[18:14] Popuko
    Great job.
[18:17] Popuko
    Welcome to another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking.
[18:20] Popuko
    All the good boys and girls
    who want paella, gather round!
[18:23] Kids
    Ooh! I want some! I want some!
[18:26] Popuko
    And shoot, and shoot,
    and shoot, and shoot...
[18:31] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan!
[18:32] Pipimi
    Whoops, I should've caught
    that with my face.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:39] Pipimi
    It's all about new-money
    trains in this day and age.
[18:43] Pipimi
    I mean, just look at my form.
[18:44] Popuko
    So beautiful...
[18:47] Popuko
    Ten points is not nearly enough!
[18:49] Pipimi
    Are we talking about old-school ixiv here?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:51] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[18:57] Popuko
    I'm carsick.
[18:58] Pipimi
    You are?!
[19:02] Popuko
    I'm gonna hurl...
[19:03] Pipimi
    You are?!
[19:07] Popuko
    Oh, hey. I'm all better.
[19:08] Pipimi
    You are?!
[19:11] Popuko
    I lied.
[19:12] Pipimi
    You did?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:13] Pipimi
    I wanna buy a hedgehog.
[19:17] Pipimi
    What kind of look did you
    want to go for today?
[19:19] Popuko
    The usual tomboy bob, please.
[19:21] Pipimi
    Okay!
[19:22] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[19:28] Pipimi
    My bad! I made an oopsie!
[19:30] Popuko
    C'mon, now!
[19:32] Pipimi
    Okay!
[19:33] Popuko
    Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[19:38] Popuko
    Nepal.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:42] Popuko
    Hey, Cactus-kun is looking for hugs.
[19:44] Pipimi
    Serial killer!
[19:46] Popuko
    Kenzan-kun, too!
[19:47] Pipimi
    There's gonna be a bloodbath!
[19:49] Pipimi
    Just hug it out already!
[19:50] Popuko
    What, you scared?
[19:53] Popuko
    Well? Go on.
[19:53] Pipimi
    Hey, get on with it.
SIGN    Slide... Slide...
[19:55] Popuko
    Hey.
[19:56] Popuko
    Hey, you want hugs, don't you?!
[19:57] Pipimi
    What's the matter? Huh?
[19:57] Popuko
    You can't do it?
[19:59] Pipimi
    Hey. Hey, get on with it.
[20:00] Popuko
    Hey. Go.
[20:00] Pipimi
    You're holding a sign that says "free hugs,"
    but they're not free at all!
[20:02] Popuko
    Free, my ass! I'll knock you out!
[20:03] Pipimi
    You're picking and choosing!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
SIGN    Pop Team Urban Legends
[20:06] Popuko
    That's right!
[20:08] Popuko
    The Earth's in danger.
[20:09] Pipimi
    The Earth's in danger?
[20:11] Popuko
    I mean... The Earth's really in danger here.
[20:14] Pipimi
    Wait, I wasn't listening.
[20:15] Popuko
    Actually... The Earth
    could already be in danger.
[20:19] Pipimi
    Oh, shit! No way! That sucks!
[20:21] Popuko
    Whether you believe it or not...
[20:24] Popuko
    Depends on if you really believe it or not!
[20:27] Cthulhu
    Then I'll have to say that I don't.
[20:31] Popuko
    You... Just go roll some dice or something.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
SIGN    Today's Baboo
     is PopuPopuu.

SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The scarecrow has failed! A Popuu with destructive tendencies is invincible.
[20:48] Popuko
    No... no.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Popuu continues on her path of
     destruction.
[20:51] Popuko
    No! No! No!
[20:56] Popuko
    You fuckwad!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    All of the traps have been destroyed.
[20:58] Popuko
    You fuckwad!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    She also destroyed the gate
     while she was at it.
SIGN    Artistry Points
[21:07] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, I'm ready.
SIGN    1st Year 1/7 (Sun) Spring
[21:09] Pipimi
    I grew nice and yummy.
[21:10] Pipimi
    Now, eat me up.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I can't eat Pipimi-chan~

[21:12] Popuko
    I can't eat Pipimi-chan!
SIGN    Artistry Points
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[21:22] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[21:25] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[21:28] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[21:34] Pipimi
    Popuoka!
[21:39] Popuko
    Pipihara...
[21:40] Pipimi
    Apparently this segment's... been canceled.
[21:45] Popuko
    Canceled...
SIGN    Takeshobo
[21:49] Popuko
    So that means...
[21:54] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:02] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Pipimi
    Hey, hey, Popuko-chan.
    I have a question for you.
[22:58] Popuko
    What is it, Pipimi-chan?
[22:59] Pipimi
    You know how you get some hair
    growing on your big toe?
[23:01] Pipimi
    It's just there.
[23:02] Popuko
    Yeah.
[23:03] Pipimi
    But why's it even there?
    What's it protecting?
[23:06] Popuko
    That question could sway
    the fate of the whole world.
[23:09] Pipimi
    What?
[23:10] Popuko
    Because that hair...
[23:14] Popuko
    protects you from being electrocuted...
[23:17] Popuko
    when you drop your smartphone.
[23:20] Pipimi
    What?
[23:21] Pipimi
    Oh, so you're saying that humanity,
    even from a long time ago,
[23:24] Pipimi
    predicted the creation of smartphones
[23:26] Pipimi
    and that they'd be
    dropping them on their own feet?
[23:29] Popuko
    Whether you believe it or not...
[23:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Depends on if you really believe it or not!