E9 - Dancing with a Miracle

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    Ladies and gentlemen!
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    It's showtime!
SIGN    Tai-chan Body Parts!
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    Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya! Yay! Taichan (Heart).
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    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
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    I went to look at a house recently.
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    Did you buy it?
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    It was out of my reach.
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    Guess you need a hand!
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    Bye-bye! Bye!
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    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    By Space Cat Company
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    The boy becomes the adult.
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    Let me tell today,
    a story of some old friends.
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
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    I think back to when I first met them.
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    The memory is still clear as day.
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    It happened to be the very first time
    I visited New York City.
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    Oh!
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    No!
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    I'm craving some ham!
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    You hot, baby!
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    A-Amazing.
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    Oh, wait a minute!
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    What do you wanna do tonight?
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    C'mon, wait!
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    They're dumb.
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    My heart was overwhelmed with affection.
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    Hello?
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    Uh, sure.
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    I had run away from home to the big city,
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    after losing faith in
    the adults who surrounded me.
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    Only to be saved by some
    strangers on the street.
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    Right side!
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    Uh... a fat foreigner!
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    That's when dad yelled at me like...
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    Left side, Pipimi!
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    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
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    Now, stare each other down. Just like that.
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    Man, was I fed up.
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    I love your white, soulless eyes.
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    Because the culprit was
    Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
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    Go!
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    Not to mention that very same day,
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    Guts, damn it!
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    Next up is another fat foreigner.
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    something even worse happened at school.
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    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
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    It already started! Go!
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    And it's done. Who the hell?!
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    Oh, Mary's the girl
    who I actually like.
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    U-Uh...
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    Who... Just go!
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    Hey, look. They have shit-flavored curry.
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    Even though I considered myself
    a shy person back then,
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    What?
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    I had no problem
    getting to know these girls.
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    Shit-flavored curry.
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    I'm gonna puke.
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    Would you prefer shit-flavored
    curry or curry-flavored shit?
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    And so, the girls show me
    the dazzling night life of New York City.
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    They even personally listened to
    all the struggles I was carrying,
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    Bob? Is that Bob I see?
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    What do you think?
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    which made me happy.
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    It was all so stimulating,
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    and compared to
    anything else I have experienced...
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    Pot is top if you read it backwards.
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    it was so cool, and cool,
    and the coolest thing ever!
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    What are you making?
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    6,660,000.
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    I dunno...
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    I'm gonna sell this for 100 yen.
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    I'll think about it...
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    Gimme.
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    It's burning!
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    The fire is burning.
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    Thanks for today.
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    I am also burning.
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    When I see you two, it feels like
    I've been freed from my shackles.
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    Ahh, I'm burning.
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    **** maguro.
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    zanmai.
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    What?! No way, a maguro?!
    I can't dissect that...!
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    It was then that I realized...
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    No, those girls had made me realize...
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    Chopping, chop, chop, choppy, and open.
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    Hey, hey, are you a samurai?
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    You totally are.
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    Bob, eat up already.
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    ...that in the end,
    I found myself too scared
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    Samurai.
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    Samurai in your past life.
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    Bob.
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    to do anything for myself.
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    I'm gonna call you Goemon now, okay, Goemon?
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    I'm Bob.
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    Goemonmi. Goemonmi?
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    I blamed others
    if something didn't go well,
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    and continued to run away from reality.
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    I gave it a lot of thought,
    but I've decided to go back home.
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    Right now, I'm nothing.
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    I've realized that I don't have
    the proper resolution to live my life
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    with freedom, like you two.
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    Thank you...
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    I'll think long and hard about
    what I want to do when I'm getting older.
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    Do I look sexy?
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    Oh, absolutely.
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    Ah, my loving friends...
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    I'm sure, even now,
    you're living in your freedom somewhere.
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    Those girls told me something.
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    As someone who has nothing,
    I have to think long and hard
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    about what I must do for the future.
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    If I had never met those two girls,
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    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
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    as the mayor of New York City.
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    So I'd like to take this moment,
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    to express my gratitude
    towards those two girls.
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    You two are my friends for all eternity.
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    Thank you!
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    You won't get away with that.
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    Huge haul!
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    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
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    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
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    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
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    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! M-Mr. Eel?
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    Uh, Ueno? Eel?
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    Ueno? E-Eel? Ueno?
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    Is it eel or Ueno? Ueno. Ueno?!
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    Wait, is it Ueno? Or eel?
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    Mr. Ueno sure is late.
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    Latte art is so cute.
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    Latte art is cute.
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    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
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    Thank you for waiting.
[07:34] ---
    Here's your latte art.
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    Please enjoy.
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    What was the drawing?
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    It was the color of shit.
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    I'm sorry I asked.
SIGN    Button
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    Press this button.
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    Squeeze.
SIGN    Squeeze...
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    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
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    Save with me!
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    What does that mean? I don't understand.
[08:36] ---
    And what if I...
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    was the only person on your side?
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    I can't speak English!
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    Center of my universe...
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    What's that mean?
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
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    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    (New series)
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    I have something funny to say.
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    Um...
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    That's funny.
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    That's funny! That's so funny! So funny!
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    I didn't say it yet.
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    I didn't say it.
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    I didn't say it yet!
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    I love French cuisine,
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    but some foods have such a strong odor,
    tourists can't stomach them.
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    In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
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    a dish that has a really strong smell.
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    This is our first meal in France.
    Let's be adventurous.
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    I think I'll try the aroofroofroof.
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    How fun! And you, Popuko?
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    Oh, I think I'll try the sharleblargh.
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    What even is this?
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    Oh, god. It stinks so bad.
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    Okay, I can definitely eat this.
SIGN    End
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    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
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    Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
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    We have the right ventricle
    and the left ventricle...
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    So how come we're not in the anime?
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    They're so blatant
    the way they pair things up.
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    Won't people get upset?
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    - Piggybacking...
    - Marketing!
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    That's all?!
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    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
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    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
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    Then he comes for me!
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    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episode 10 Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
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    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
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    Ladies and gentlemen!
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    It's showtime!
SIGN    Taichan Body Parts!
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    Taichan Body Parts.
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    Yup.
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    Hey, Taichan (Heart).
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    Hey, Taichan (Hand).
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    I went to look at a house recently.
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    Did you buy it?
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    It was out of my reach.
[12:11] ---
    Guess you need a hand!
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    Should we do this?
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    Sorry.
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    Let's talk during the opening, too.
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    I guess we are.
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    So with Bkub-sensei's series lately...
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    They seem to end with
    murders a lot, so I'm worried.
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    Someone loses it at the end.
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    They've always been like that.
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    They have?
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    Are they okay?
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    They're actually a streamer.
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    Oh, so they're not a mangaka?
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    It says here they're not.
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    Why are the executives...
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    Hey, which one's the evil one?
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    There's 3 executives.
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    Three? I guess they're splitting up the work.
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    Yeah, exactly.
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    Gross, what the heck?
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    She's in there.
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    *******?
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    How, though?
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    Man, that's gross.
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    Who the hell's this dude?
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    Oh, King Records, eh?
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    Yup.
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    Thanks for giving us work, King Records.
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    They kept King Records
    on the screen for a while.
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    They did.
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    Is this part supposed to be Gndm?
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    Whoops. I shouldn't say that.
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    This is Bi*******n. That spinning part.
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    The opening from Bi*******n?
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    Where the faces spin.
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    Yup.
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    Angels and demons.
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    Yeah, that. Exactly.
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    They keep changing.
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    Sometimes I'm not sure
    what I'm even looking at.
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    Oh, so this is Uesaka-san's song.
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    You just realized that?
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    I never cared about who sang it.
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    The opening's the Jj people.
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    Kamikaze Douga.
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    Kamikaze Douga's doing it.
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    Okay.
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    Anyway, let's do this.
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    Right on.
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    Yup.
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    I'mma do my best.
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    The following program is
    brought to you by King Records.
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    #9
    Dancing with a Miracle
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    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    Translation: Masahiro Arakaki
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    Da kid grows up to an adult one day.
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    Lemme tell ya,
    a story of some old chums.
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    Dancing with a Miracle
SIGN    A Miracle and a Dance
    Original Title: Dream in New York
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    Thinking 'bout da day I met 'em...
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    da memories are as clear as day.
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    Was the first time eva that
    I visited New York City.
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    Oh!
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    Get off!
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    Damn, I thought I was gonna die.
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    Got you now, spammer.
[14:32] ---
    Causing us all this trouble.
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    You're not human! You can't fool us!
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    Your spam mails have no effect on us.
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    A-Amazing.
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    Hey, hey, wait!
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    How're we getting back?
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    Hitchhiking.
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    I said, wait!
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    Damn, my heart was full with emotion.
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    I wen run away from home to da big city,
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    'cuz I neva had faith in
    the grown-ups around me.
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    Den some strangers wen save me,
    from the streets.
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    My pa would yell like...
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    "You ate my damned cherry pie,
    didn't you?"
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    Man, I was fed up.
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    Ready, fight!
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    'Cuz it wasn't me
    but Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
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    Win.
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    And den, da same day...
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    Ready... fight!
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    something more worse happened at school.
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    You win.
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    That damned Johnny kissed Mary
    right on the cheek!
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    Ready, fight!
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    See, Mary's the girl
    I got the hots for.
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    You win.
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    I figured I was a shy guy back den...
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    Hey, it's another robot.
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    You know... isn't this dirty?
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    but I neva had issues with da girls.
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    D-Don't zoom in like that...
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    Whoa.
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    Anyway, the girls showed me
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    the awesome night life of New York City.
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    Come on, push faster already.
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    And they even heard me out
    'bout my personal struggles.
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    Damn, can't you go faster?
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    Right? You wanna go on a trip, don't you?
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    That made me happy.
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    Get moving already.
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    They wen stimulate me more than
    any experience I had in the past.
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    You wanna go on a trip, don't you?
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    Pick it up a notch. Come on.
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    It was way betta than anything
    I experienced...
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    How elegant.
[15:59] ---
    Hey, this is looking good.
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    Thanks for today.
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    H-Hey, be really careful
    putting bamboo into the fire.
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    Looking at you, I feel like
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    It pops right?
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    It goes pop. Pow.
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    Yeah, exactly.
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    my shackles are broken free.
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    Maguro!
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    I'll make you pop, too.
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    Huh? I can't cut up a maguro!
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    And then, I wen realize...
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    Wow, this is impressive.
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    No, da girls made me realize...
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    Truly amazing.
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    Cuts through anything, eh?
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    Yeah, you just go like this.
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    Choppy, chop.
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    Wow, fantastic!
[16:39] ---
    And there you have it.
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    It looks yummy.
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    ...that in the end,
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    I've cut down something so trivial again.
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    I was too scared
    for do anything for myself.
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    I blamed others wen somethin' went wrong,
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    and neva face reality.
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    So I wen think a lot,
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    and decided to go back home.
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    Right now, I'm nothing.
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    And I gotta have da guts to live strong
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    and live free, like you two.
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    Thank you...
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    I goin' think long and hard about
    what I really wanna do with my life.
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    Yay!
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    Yeah, this is definitely going on Instagram.
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    So how are we getting down?
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    Onto Instagram you go.
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    Eh, my dear pals...
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    I know, even now, you stay live
    freely somewhere.
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    Da girls taught me something.
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    Wen you have nothing,
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    you gotta think long and hard
    about how to get ahead.
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    If I wen never meet da two girls,
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    I wouldn't be here
    standing in front of you,
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    as the mayor of New York City.
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    So I wanna take this moment,
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    to say thank you to da two girls.
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    You two are my friends for eva and eva.
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    Thank you!
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    You ain't gonna get away with this!
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    Gu*lty Gr.
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    A cornered fox is fiercer than a jackal!
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    We got an order for "Pop Team Epic"!
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    New series: Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
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    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
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    I'll be late for the secret tea party.
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    Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Eel!
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    Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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    Mr. Eel is late.
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    Pop Te– Did that just say "Chinpiku"?
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    Latte art is so cute.
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    Latte art is cute.
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    I'll have one with latte art.
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
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    Thank you for waiting.
[19:24] ---
    Here's your latte art.
[19:29] ---
    Please enjoy.
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    What was the drawing?
[19:34] ---
    I dunno, not interested.
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    Solider.
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    Faust.
SIGN    Button
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    Just press this button.
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    Okay.
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    Trendy.
SIGN    Squeeze...
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    I wanna hold you.
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    Reunion!
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    I just wanna feel good.
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    So, what if...
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    What if 1000 out of 10 people
    didn't like you, Popuchin?
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    That's so mean!
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    And what if I...
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    was the only person on your side?
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    Center of my universe...
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    .
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    New series: Bob Epic Team!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
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    I have something funny to say.
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    Um...
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    That's funny.
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    I didn't say it yet.
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    I didn't say it yet.
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    I didn't say it.
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    I didn't say it yet!
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    How could you?
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    I love French cuisine,
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    but some foods have such a strong odor,
    tourists can't stomach them.
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    In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
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    a dish that has a really strong smell.
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    This is our first meal in France.
    Let's be adventurous.
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    I think I'll try...
    this thing I can't even read.
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    It sounds delicious!
    And you, Popuko?
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    Let's see...
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    I'll have the salade de maroilles lololol.
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    Really?
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    Oh, I see...
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    This is probably good.
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    Really?
SIGN    End
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    Really?
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    Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
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    A*****!
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    Huh?
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    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
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    I'm stranded at the spot
    that holds memories of Daichi.
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    Then he comes for me!
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    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
    "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop, episode 10 "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
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    Fall in love again next week!