E3 - The Documentary

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[00:04] ---
    Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
[00:08] ---
    Oh, come on!
[00:10] ---
    If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
SIGN    Peer Gynt "Morning"
SIGN    Ahh, I slept so well.
SIGN    Oh my...
[02:11] ---
    You! You! You!
[02:13] ---
    You! You! You!
SIGN    #3 "The Documentary"
[02:16] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:23] ---
    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[02:32] ---
    X Day of X Month
    A Certain Live Music Club in Tokyo
[02:41] ---
    Idol Producer PipiP...
SIGN    PipiP
[02:44] ---
    PipiP has sent numerous
    performers out into the world.
[02:49] ---
    The focus of her efforts right now,
[02:52] ---
    is her newest discovery,
    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
SIGN    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
[02:56] ---
    Hey! Not you again!
[02:58] ---
    - Give us a break!
    - Enough, get off the stage!
[03:02] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Pop-chin with
     the Tame Monkeys
[03:08] ---
    Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
[03:11] ---
    We're idols!
    Don't you know that?!
[03:15] ---
    Tell her too, Producer!
[03:20] ---
    Pop-chin, I think you should
    lose the cigarettes.
[03:30] ---
    Oh, good girl!
    You're special, after all.
[03:34] ---
    Err...
[03:39] ---
    A light! Give her a light!
[03:41] ---
    - Yes!
    - Right!
[03:45] ---
    Huh? Who're you shooting?
    I'm not on display here.
[03:49] ---
    Pop-chan, it's for television.
    They're doing a story.
[03:55] ---
    I'm going to do my best again today!
[03:59] ---
    We asked PipiP.
[04:03] ---
    Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
[04:08] ---
    She's a vessel who will
    reach the pinnacle.
[04:25] ---
    If you wanna get it,
    come at me now!
[04:30] ---
    You two are holding Pop-chin back.
[04:36] ---
    In her search to find the best
    counterbalance for her star
[04:41] ---
    she kept switching the members
    of the Tame Monkeys.
[04:45] ---
    However, try as she might,
    PipiP was not satisfied with any of them.
[04:52] ---
    Finally, PipiP came to a certain conclusion.
SIGN    The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins
[05:00] ---
    What is the plan to clone
    lots of Pop-chins?
[05:13] ---
    And the plan was put into action.
[05:18] ---
    Pop-chins were manufactured
    with unceasing speed in a factory.
[05:25] ---
    In time, there were so many,
    they threatened man's existence.
[05:43] ---
    We asked PipiP.
[05:50] ---
    Is this the ideal world
    that you envisioned?
[05:54] ---
    I guess you could say that.
SIGN    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[06:13] ---
    The End
[06:24] ---
    It's over. Throw in the towel!
[06:27] ---
    Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
[06:40] ---
    How do you like it?
    Isn't the color red so cool?
[06:43] ---
    Yeah, it'll camouflage
    the color of blood.
[06:48] ---
    I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
[06:52] ---
    Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
[06:59] ---
    Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
[07:01] ---
    - I know a cool job.
    - Oh tell me! Tell me!
[07:05] ---
    Okay, you get paid in advance.
[07:09] ---
    Yay!
[07:15] ---
    - Here's the list.
    - For what?
[07:17] ---
    - Do it.
    - Do what?
[07:20] ---
    Do it.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:18] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[08:22] ---
    Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
[08:26] ---
    Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
    How cute!
[08:39] ---
    What?
[08:45] ---
    It was bigger than I thought.
[08:53] ---
    What're you doing?
[08:56] ---
    Listen to what happened...
[08:59] ---
    I was walking
    along the road when...
[09:01] ---
    The ground fell out from under me.
[09:07] ---
    How could that happen?
[09:08] ---
    It did!
[09:14] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New Series)
[09:17] ---
    I love the samba!
[09:19] ---
    Oh, mambo!
[09:22] ---
    Hey...
SIGN    Samba Master
[09:27] ---
    My casual mambo hurt
    the samba master.
[09:31] ---
    Olé!
SIGN    Flamenco Master
[09:36] ---
    My casual olé hurt
    the flamenco master.
[09:40] ---
    And this bonded
    the two wounded masters!
[09:47] ---
    A letter came today.
[09:52] ---
    Pop Team Epic has way
    too many lame parodies.
[09:56] ---
    Please challenge yourselves
    with more original content.
[10:03] ---
    That really hit me, right here.
[10:07] ---
    Gotcha!
[10:17] ---
    Oh, how cute!
[10:19] ---
    Nah, on closer inspection...
    It's really irritating!
[10:27] ---
    Your life will end in 30 minutes.
SIGN    Preview
[11:34] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:36] ---
    I'm in an audition against
    Devil Volcano!
[11:39] ---
    Daichi and I are going to
    rehearse all alone?!
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[11:44] ---
    "Devil Volcano Appears!
    A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[11:47] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[11:54] ---
    Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
[11:58] ---
    Oh, come on!
[12:00] ---
    If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
SIGN    Peer Gynt "Morning"
[13:52] ---
    Ahh, I slept so well.
[13:57] ---
    Oh my...
[14:01] ---
    You! You! You!
[14:03] ---
    You! You! You!
SIGN    #3 "The Documentary"
SIGN    By Space Cat Company
[14:13] ---
    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[14:22] ---
    X Day of X Month
    A Certain Live Music Club in the City
[14:31] ---
    Idol Producer PipiP...
SIGN    PipiP
[14:34] ---
    PipiP has sent numerous
    performers out into the world.
[14:39] ---
    The focus of her efforts right now,
[14:42] ---
    is her newest discovery,
    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
SIGN    Pop-chin with
     the Tame Monkeys
[14:46] ---
    Hey! Not you again!
[14:48] ---
    - Give us a break!
    - Enough, get off the stage!
[14:52] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
[14:58] ---
    Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
[15:02] ---
    We're idols!
    Don't you know that?!
[15:05] ---
    Tell her too, Producer!
[15:10] ---
    Pop-chin,
    I think you should lose the cigarettes.
[15:20] ---
    Oh, good girl!
    You're special, after all.
[15:29] ---
    A light! Give her a light!
[15:31] ---
    -Yes!
    - Right!
[15:35] ---
    Huh? Who're you shooting?
    I'm not on display here.
[15:39] ---
    Pop-chan, it's for television.
    They're doing a story.
[15:45] ---
    I'm going to do my best again today!
[15:49] ---
    We asked PipiP.
[15:53] ---
    Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
[15:58] ---
    She's an essel-v who will
    reach the innacle-p.
[16:15] ---
    If you wanna get it,
    come at me now!
[16:20] ---
    You two are holding Pop-chin back.
[16:26] ---
    In his search to find the best
    counterbalance for his star
[16:31] ---
    he kept switching the members
    of the Tame Monkeys.
[16:35] ---
    However, try as he might,
    he was not satisfied.
[16:42] ---
    Finally, PipiP found a solution.
SIGN    The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins
[16:50] ---
    What is the plan to clone
    lots of Pop-chins?
[17:03] ---
    And the plan was put into action.
[17:08] ---
    Pop-chins were manufactured
    with unceasing speed in a factory.
[17:15] ---
    In time, there were so many,
    they threatened man's existence.
SIGN    We asked PipiP.
[17:40] ---
    Is this the ideal world
    that you envisioned?
[17:44] ---
    I guess you could say that.
SIGN    The Documentary
    On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[18:03] ---
    The End
[18:14] ---
    It’s over. Throw in the towel!
[18:17] ---
    Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
[18:30] ---
    How do you like it?
    Isn't the color red so cool?
[18:33] ---
    Yeah, it'll camouflage
    the color of blood.
[18:38] ---
    I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
[18:42] ---
    Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
[18:49] ---
    Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
[18:51] ---
    - I know a cool job.
    - Oh tell me! Tell me!
[18:55] ---
    Okay, you get paid in advance.
[18:58] ---
    Yay!
[19:05] ---
    - Here's the list.
    - For what?
[19:07] ---
    - Do it.
    - Do what?
[19:10] ---
    Do it.
SIGN    French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
SIGN    They're even better in France.
SIGN    Here... Popuko discovers baguettes.
SIGN    French baguettes are so good!
SIGN    Let's buy some for later.
SIGN    So many! It's awesome!
SIGN    I can't live without these!
SIGN    Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[20:09] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[20:12] ---
    Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
[20:16] ---
    Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
    How cute!
[20:29] ---
    What?
[20:35] ---
    It was bigger than I thought.
[20:43] ---
    What're you doing?
[20:46] ---
    Listen to what happened...
[20:49] ---
    I was walking along the road when...
[20:52] ---
    The ground fell out from under me.
[20:57] ---
    How could that happen?
[20:58] ---
    It did!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[21:04] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[21:07] ---
    I love the samba!
[21:09] ---
    Oh, mambo!
[21:12] ---
    Hey...
SIGN    Samba Master
[21:17] ---
    My casual mambo hurt
    the samba master.
[21:21] ---
    Olé!
SIGN    Flamenco Master
[21:26] ---
    My casual olé hurt
    the master teacher.
[21:30] ---
    And this bonded
    the two wounded masters!
[21:38] ---
    A letter came today.
[21:42] ---
    Pop Team Epic has way
    too many lame parodies.
[21:47] ---
    Please challenge yourselves
    with more original content.
[21:53] ---
    That really hit me, right here.
[21:57] ---
    Gotcha!
[22:07] ---
    Oh, how cute!
[22:09] ---
    Nah, on closer inspection...
    It's really irritating!
[22:18] ---
    Your life will end in 30 minutes.
SIGN    Preview
[23:24] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:26] ---
    I'm in an audition against
    Devil Volcano!
[23:29] ---
    Daichi and I are going to
    rehearse all alone?!
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[23:34] ---
    "Devil Volcano Appears!
    A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[23:37] ---
    Fall in love again next week!