E5 - Donca * Sis

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    #5 Donca * Sis
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    By Space Cat Company
[01:58] ---
    Say, Mom...
[02:00] ---
    Remember what you told me that day,
    about what is precious?
[02:04] ---
    Well, I found it too.
SIGN    Donca ° Sis
    Don't call me your sister!
[02:17] ---
    My name is Iyo Sakuragi
    and I'm 16 years old.
[02:21] ---
    I'm a first-year at
    St. Culture Academy.
[02:26] ---
    A step mom...
[02:31] ---
    Hey there, first-year!
[02:35] ---
    Toss me the ball, will you?
[02:37] ---
    It's Hojo-senpai!
[02:40] ---
    S-Sure!
[02:44] ---
    Thanks...
[02:46] ---
    Ack, Senpai!
[02:47] ---
    You are way too cool!
[02:51] ---
    Hojo-senpai...
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    soccer team captain,
    top scholar and class president...
[02:58] ---
    and the one I love.
[03:03] ---
    That's right... I wonder what
    Dad's new wife is like.
[03:12] ---
    Here we are!
[03:15] ---
    Hey, where's your greeting?
    Here's your new mom and brother.
[03:19] ---
    H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
[03:23] ---
    Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
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    S-Senpai!
[03:29] ---
    Y-You're that first-year!
[03:42] ---
    U-Um, Senpai...
[03:45] ---
    Not Senpai.
[03:47] ---
    We're siblings now, Iyo.
[03:52] ---
    No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
    not my brother!
[03:59] ---
    And so began my new life with
    Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
[04:06] ---
    It was a life of constant hardship.
[04:11] ---
    Dad and Mom didn't work, and
    spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
[04:18] ---
    I couldn't study because they'd do
    puppet shows from the window.
[04:26] ---
    I couldn't sleep because
    of their Gundam motion dancing.
[04:34] ---
    I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
[04:38] ---
    I was at my limit...
[04:41] ---
    But while it was rough,
    living with Senpai was a joy.
[04:47] ---
    That is...until that day.
[04:51] ---
    How we spend the
    household money is up to us!
[04:54] ---
    Stop it! If you spend that money,
    we can't pay this month's rent!
[04:59] ---
    With all this money, we can place
    three times the bet on pachinko!
[05:02] ---
    We'd make so much,
    we could even go to Hawaii!
[05:05] ---
    - I can't take it anymore!
    - Iyo!
[05:06] ---
    You can...!
[05:08] ---
    You can just...!
[05:09] ---
    Iyo, stop!
[05:17] ---
    S-Senpai!
[05:19] ---
    For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
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    If they take you way, I...
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    Senpai, are you saying...?
[05:31] ---
    Yeah, I...
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    love you, Iyo!
[05:36] ---
    Senpai!
[05:38] ---
    I'm so happy.
[05:41] ---
    So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN    Five Years Later
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    And Senpai and I got married.
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    I gave birth to
    adorable twins this year.
[06:02] ---
    We went through a lot, but...
[06:05] ---
    Right now,
    life couldn't be better for us!
[06:16] ---
    Brother's gonna see how quickly
    he can hit a home run.
[06:19] ---
    Here goes.
SIGN    Pipimi
    14/F.
    Tall.
[06:24] ---
    Clock starts when speed is set...
[06:26] ---
    It's over.
SIGN    Home Run
[06:27] ---
    It took 7.11 seconds.
[06:29] ---
    Okay, about his performance.
[06:32] ---
    Did he have to take this
    so seriously?
[06:37] ---
    That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
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    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
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    - Pop Team
    - Cooking
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    Here's this week's recommendation.
[07:06] ---
    Simmering.
[07:10] ---
    And here's...the finished dish!
SIGN    This week's recommendation
    "Simmering"
SIGN    The End
[07:15] ---
    Tune in again...next week!
[07:25] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Travelululu Japan
[07:27] ---
    What's our next vacation?
[07:31] ---
    Go to the outlet stores.
[07:34] ---
    Oh look, a supporting role character.
[07:37] ---
    There's a shuttle bus at the station.
[07:39] ---
    Once there, go straight
    to the pet shop.
SIGN    Birds Section
[07:44] ---
    Then...
    you heroes can figure it out, right?
SIGN    Owl Feed
SIGN    Owl Feed
    Delicious / Nutritious
[07:52] ---
    Go yourself.
[07:57] ---
    Can you say
    the 3x multiplication table?
[07:59] ---
    Think I'm stupid? Sure!
[08:02] ---
    Three three's three.
[08:03] ---
    - Three three's?
    - Three!
[08:09] ---
    I'm the type that longs
    for good strokes.
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    - Good girl.
    - Oh yeah...
[08:24] ---
    Marilyn Monroe...
[08:27] ---
    Marilyn Monroe...
[08:32] ---
    Marilyn Monroe!
[08:36] ---
    Marilyn Monroe...
[08:47] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Ten minutes earlier
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    I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
    you die.
[08:58] ---
    - This is 99.
    - Oh, it stopped?
[09:01] ---
    I'll just self-destruct.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[09:14] ---
    Bob Epic Team
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    - Sorry, did you wait long?
    - No, just got here.
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    - Will we make the movie?
    - Don't worry.
[09:25] ---
    - Hey, what're you looking at?
    - Huh?
[09:28] ---
    I said, what're you looking at?!
[09:31] ---
    Wanna die, you bastard?
[09:34] ---
    I'm not looking.
[09:35] ---
    - You are!
    - You're looking!
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    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:38] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
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    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[09:42] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
SIGN    Not looking
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    I'm not.
[09:48] ---
    Here's an impression of Mkey!
[09:50] ---
    You're asking for death.
[09:52] ---
    Gosh! #$%&! Stop!
[09:54] ---
    Heh heh! Hey!
[09:56] ---
    Uh? Aw, #$%&ing stop!
[09:59] ---
    Oh! Huh! Heiee!
[10:01] ---
    #$%&ing stop!
[10:03] ---
    Uh, uh... Uh...
[10:07] ---
    Mkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
[10:14] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
[10:18] ---
    Must hurry, must hurry!
[10:20] ---
    Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
[10:23] ---
    Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
[10:28] ---
    Wait, wait!
[10:29] ---
    Wait, wait.
[10:34] ---
    Wait!
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    Wait, I said!
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    Hey!
[11:34] ---
    Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
SIGN    Preview
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    What? Daichi and I are close?
[11:39] ---
    Does that bother you?
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    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
    "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Repeat broadcast
SIGN    Due to the mature nature of this corner,
    the image has been expeditiously switched.
[13:44] ---
    #5 Donca * Sis
[13:44] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[13:48] ---
    Say, Mom...
[13:50] ---
    Remember what you told me that day,
    about what is precious?
[13:54] ---
    Well, I found it too.
SIGN    Donca ° Sis
    Don't call me your sister!
[14:07] ---
    My name is Iyo Sakuragi
    and I'm 16 years old.
[14:11] ---
    I'm a first-year at
    St. Culture Academy.
[14:16] ---
    A step mom...
[14:22] ---
    Hey there, first-year!
[14:25] ---
    Toss me the ball, will you?
[14:27] ---
    It's Hojo-senpai!
[14:30] ---
    S-Sure!
[14:34] ---
    Thanks...
[14:36] ---
    Acck, Senpai!
[14:37] ---
    You are way too cool!
[14:41] ---
    Hojo-senpai...
[14:42] ---
    soccer team captain,
    top scholar and class president...
[14:48] ---
    and the one I love.
[14:53] ---
    That's right... I wonder what
    Dad's new wife is like.
[15:02] ---
    Here we are!
[15:05] ---
    Hey, where's your greeting?
    Here's your new mom and brother.
[15:09] ---
    H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
[15:13] ---
    Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
[15:17] ---
    S-Senpai!
[15:19] ---
    Y-You're that first-year!
[15:24] ---
    That's a mackerel.
[15:26] ---
    That's a mackerel.
[15:32] ---
    U-Um, Senpai...
[15:35] ---
    Not Senpai.
[15:37] ---
    We're siblings now, Iyo.
[15:42] ---
    No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
    not my brother!
[15:49] ---
    And so began my new life with
    Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
[15:56] ---
    It was a life of constant hardship.
[16:01] ---
    Dad and Mom didn't work, and
    spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
[16:01] ---
    All right, you got this.
[16:03] ---
    Yeah, leave it to me.
[16:07] ---
    I am Fuguriman!
[16:08] ---
    I couldn't study because they'd do
    puppet shows from the window.
[16:09] ---
    You shall marry Fuguriman!
[16:14] ---
    I'm the SGGK of the night.
[16:16] ---
    I couldn't sleep because
    of their Gundam motion dancing.
[16:16] ---
    SGGK! Check it, yo! SGGK!
[16:24] ---
    I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
[16:28] ---
    I was at my limit...
[16:31] ---
    But while it was rough,
    living with Senpai was a joy.
[16:37] ---
    That is...until that day.
[16:41] ---
    How we spend the
    household money is up to us!
[16:44] ---
    Stop it! If you spend that money,
    we can't pay this month's rent!
[16:49] ---
    With all this money, we can place
    three times the bet on pachinko!
[16:52] ---
    We'd make so much,
    we could even go to Hawaii!
[16:55] ---
    - I can't take it anymore!
    - Iyo!
[16:56] ---
    You can...!
[16:58] ---
    You can just...!
[16:59] ---
    Iyo, stop!
[17:07] ---
    Pa, pa, pa… Chin, chin, chin…
[17:07] ---
    S-Senpai!
[17:09] ---
    For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
[17:14] ---
    If they take you way, I...
[17:18] ---
    Senpai, are you saying...?
[17:22] ---
    Yeah, I...
[17:25] ---
    love you, Iyo!
[17:26] ---
    Senpai! I'm so happy.
[17:31] ---
    So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN    Five Years Later
[17:44] ---
    And Senpai and I got married.
[17:49] ---
    I gave birth to
    adorable twins this year.
[17:52] ---
    We went through a lot, but...
[17:55] ---
    Right now,
    life couldn't be better for us!
[18:06] ---
    Okay, get set, go.
[18:08] ---
    Brother's gonna see how quickly
    he can hit a home run.
[18:12] ---
    Here goes.
SIGN    Pipimi
    14/F.
    Tall.
[18:15] ---
    Ping!
[18:17] ---
    Clock starts when... It's over.
SIGN    Home Run
[18:19] ---
    It took 7.11 seconds.
[18:22] ---
    Okay, about his performance.
[18:24] ---
    Did he have to take this
    so seriously?
[18:29] ---
    That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:42] ---
    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:47] ---
    - Pop Team
    - Cooking.
[18:50] ---
    Here's this week's recommendation.
[18:54] ---
    Did I wash my hands, you ask?
    Wash your body too, guys.
[18:57] ---
    Okay, simmering.
[19:00] ---
    And here's...the finished dish!
SIGN    This week's recommendation
    "Simmering"
SIGN    The End
[19:05] ---
    Tune in again...next week!
[19:15] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Travelululu Japan
[19:17] ---
    What's our next vacation?
[19:21] ---
    Go to the outlet stores.
[19:24] ---
    Oh look, a supporting role character.
[19:27] ---
    There's a shuttle bus at the station.
[19:29] ---
    Once there, go straight
    to the pet shop.
SIGN    Birds Section
[19:34] ---
    Then...
    you heroes can figure it out, right?
[19:36] ---
    Owl Feed
    Delicious and Nutritious
SIGN    Owl Feed
SIGN    Owl Feed
    Delicious / Nutritious
[19:42] ---
    Go yourself.
[19:47] ---
    Can you say
    the 3x multiplication table?
[19:50] ---
    Think I'm stupid? Sure!
[19:52] ---
    Three three's three.
[19:53] ---
    - Three three's?
    - Three!
[19:59] ---
    I'm the type that longs
    for good strokes.
[20:05] ---
    - Good girl.
    - Oh yeah...
[20:12] ---
    - Here's where it gets long.
    - Sure is long.
[20:15] ---
    - Not only the neck, the interaction too.
    - Really long.
[20:18] ---
    It's like the opening of that
    detective show from the 90s.
[20:20] ---
    They should put the producer's name
    in this blank here.
SIGN    Planning ° Producer
    Kotaro Sudo
[20:24] ---
    - Maybe they'll add captions when it airs.
    - Maybe.
SIGN    Planning ° Producer
    Kotaro Sudo
[20:36] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Ten minutes earlier
[20:45] ---
    I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
    you die.
[20:48] ---
    - This is 99.
    - Oh, it stopped?
[20:50] ---
    I'll just self-destruct.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[21:04] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[21:07] ---
    - Sorry, did you wait long?
    - No, just got here.
[21:10] ---
    - Will we make the movie?
    - Don't worry.
[21:15] ---
    - Hey, what're you looking at?
    - Huh?
[21:18] ---
    I said, what're you looking at?!
[21:21] ---
    Wanna die, you bastard?
[21:24] ---
    I'm not looking.
[21:25] ---
    - You are!
    - You're looking!
[21:27] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:28] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:30] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:32] ---
    - I'm not.
    - You are!
[21:33] ---
    I'm not.
[21:37] ---
    Here's an impression of Miey!
[21:40] ---
    You're asking for death.
[21:42] ---
    Haha, #$%&ing stop it.
[21:45] ---
    Haha, hey!
[21:47] ---
    Ahahah, oh... #$%&! There!
[21:50] ---
    Eheheh... #$%&!
[21:57] ---
    Mkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
[22:05] ---
    Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
[22:10] ---
    Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
[22:10] ---
    Get your motor ramen.
[22:13] ---
    Wait, wait!
[22:14] ---
    Comes with free rice.
[22:16] ---
    Wait! Wait, wait!
[22:17] ---
    Lookin' for a ramen.
[22:18] ---
    Wait! Wait!
[22:20] ---
    Wait!
[22:21] ---
    And the shop comes our way.
[22:23] ---
    Hey, wait!
[22:24] ---
    Get your motor ramen.
[22:26] ---
    Are you listening? Stop that song.
[22:28] ---
    With egg on top.
[22:29] ---
    Wait! Hey, wait!
[22:32] ---
    Get your motor ramen.
[22:35] ---
    Born to be hungry.
[23:24] ---
    Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
[23:26] ---
    What? Daichi and I are close?
[23:29] ---
    Does that bother you?
[23:31] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
    "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:38] ---
    
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