E5 - Donca * Sis
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#5 Donca * Sis
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By Space Cat Company
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Say, Mom...
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Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?
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Well, I found it too.
SIGN Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
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My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.
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I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.
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A step mom...
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Hey there, first-year!
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Toss me the ball, will you?
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It's Hojo-senpai!
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S-Sure!
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Thanks...
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Ack, Senpai!
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You are way too cool!
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Hojo-senpai...
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soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...
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and the one I love.
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That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.
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Here we are!
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Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
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H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
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Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
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S-Senpai!
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Y-You're that first-year!
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The hell?
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What the heck are we watching?
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The Seventh Generation.
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U-Um, Senpai...
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Not Senpai.
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We're siblings now, Iyo.
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No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!
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And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
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It was a life of constant hardship.
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Woot! Time to hit them pachinko slots!
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Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
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Yup. Time to win all the tokens.
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You're cheating on me!
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I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.
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How dare you?!
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I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.
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Hey, hey, let's all play tag!
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I'mma getcha! I'mma getcha!
I'll keep chasing you!
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I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
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I was at my limit...
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But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.
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That is...until that day.
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How we spend the
household money is up to us!
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Yup, yup, sure is.
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Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
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With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
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We'd make so much, we'd
experience the summer of love!
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- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
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You can...!
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You can just...!
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Iyo, stop!
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Let's go play them Ev* slots.
There's an Ev* event today.
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S-Senpai!
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For my sake... Don't do this, Iyo.
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Noice! I can fly!
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If they take you way, I...
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Senpai, are you saying...?
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Yeah, I...
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I ca—
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love you, Iyo!
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Senpai!
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I'm so happy.
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So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN Five Years Later
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And Senpai and I got married.
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I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
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We went through a lot, but...
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Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
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This stroller's gotta be expensive.
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Yeah.
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Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
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Here goes.
SIGN Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
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Clock starts when speed is set...
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It's over.
SIGN Home Run
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It took 7.11 seconds.
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Okay, about his performance.
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Did he have to take this
so seriously?
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That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN Pop Team Cooking
SIGN Pop Team Cooking
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Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN Pop Team Cooking
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- Pop Team...
- ...Cooking!
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Here's this week's recommendation.
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Simmering.
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And here's...the finished dish!
SIGN This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
SIGN The End
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Tune in again...next week!
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Bob Epic Team
SIGN Bob Epic Team
SIGN (New series)
SIGN Travelululu Japan
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What's our next vacation?
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Go to the outlet stores.
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Oh look, a supporting role character.
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There's a shuttle bus at the station.
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Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
SIGN Birds Section
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Then... you heroes
can figure it out, right?
SIGN Owl Feed
SIGN Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
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Go yourself.
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Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
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Think I'm stupid? Sure!
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Three three's three.
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- Three three's?
- Three!
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I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
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- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
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Good girl. Good girl, good girl, good girl,
good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl...
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Ah, so your neck grows...
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Teachers like that show
up in ghost stories at school.
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Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl,
good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl...
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Sorry.
SIGN Ten minutes earlier
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I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
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- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
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I'll just self-destruct.
SIGN Bob Epic Team
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Bob Epic Team
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- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
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- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
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- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
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I said, what're you looking at?!
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Wanna die, you bastard?
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I'm not looking.
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- You are!
- You're looking!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
SIGN Not looking
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I'm not.
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Here's an impression of Mkey!
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You're asking for death.
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Gosh! #$%&! Stop!
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Heh heh! Hey!
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Uh? Aw, #$%&ing stop!
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Oh! Huh! Heiee!
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#$%&ing stop!
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Uh, uh... Uh...
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Mkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
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Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
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Must hurry, must hurry!
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Tea party, tea party,
we're having a tea party.
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Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
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Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
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I'm going to be late.
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Wait, wait!
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Must hurry, must hurry.
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Wait, wait.
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Wait!
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Wait, I said!
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Hey!
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Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
SIGN Preview
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What? Daichi and I are close?
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Does that bother you?
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Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
SIGN Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
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Fall in love again next week!
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SIGN There will be some static and distortion
during the broadcast but that is intended.
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#5 Donca * Sis
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By Space Cat Company
[13:48] ---
Say, Mom...
[13:50] ---
Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?
[13:54] ---
Well, I found it too.
SIGN Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
[14:07] ---
My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.
[14:11] ---
I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.
[14:16] ---
A step mom...
[14:22] ---
Hey there, first-year!
[14:25] ---
Toss me the ball, will you?
[14:27] ---
It's Hojo-senpai!
[14:30] ---
S-Sure!
[14:34] ---
Thanks...
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Acck, Senpai!
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You are way too cool!
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Hojo-senpai...
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soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...
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and the one I love.
[14:53] ---
That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.
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Here we are!
[15:05] ---
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
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H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
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Just call me "Maman."
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Maman.
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S-Senpai!
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Y-You're that first-year!
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Pipimi marriage, my ass.
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What the heck is that?
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Those internet bastards don't know anything.
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Is that so?
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Yup.
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Really?
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U-Um, Senpai...
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Not Senpai.
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We're siblings now, Iyo.
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No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!
[15:49] ---
And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.
[15:56] ---
It was a life of constant hardship.
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I'm gonna use alchemy and
turn this cash into a mansion.
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Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
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Just put it in savings.
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Savings?
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I love you!
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I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.
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Thorns from the past prick you! Take that!
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Ow, ow, ow! I want to hold you, but it hurts!
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Quiz time! This dance
is called "shagedan" but why?
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I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.
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I know! Uh... Because they're gonna shag.
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Wrong.
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Really?
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I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
[16:28] ---
I was at my limit...
[16:31] ---
But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.
[16:37] ---
That is...until that day.
[16:42] ---
How we spend the
household money is up to us!
[16:44] ---
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
[16:44] ---
Yeah! You tell her!
[16:49] ---
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
[16:52] ---
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
[16:55] ---
- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
[16:56] ---
You can...!
[16:58] ---
You can just...!
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Iyo, stop!
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Hey, you good?
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Yo, she just stabbed my guy there.
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S-Senpai!
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Time to leave.
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For my sake... Don't do this, Iyo.
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If they take you way, I...
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Senpai, are you saying...?
[17:22] ---
Yeah, I...
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love you, Iyo!
[17:26] ---
Senpai! I'm so happy.
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So stop calling me Senpai.
SIGN Five Years Later
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And Senpai and I got married.
[17:49] ---
I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
[17:52] ---
We went through a lot, but...
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Wait, did we die?
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Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
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Nah.
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Didn't she try to stab you?
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For twins, we don't look alike.
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Goo.
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Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
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Here goes.
SIGN Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
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What's up?
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Clock starts when... It's over.
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Home run!
SIGN Home Run
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It took 7.11 seconds.
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Okay, about his performance.
[18:23] ---
Good work.
[18:24] ---
Did he have to take this
so seriously?
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What now?
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That's all. Thank you for watching.
SIGN Pop Team Cooking
SIGN Pop Team Cooking
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Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN Pop Team Cooking
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- Pop Team...
- ...Cooking.
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So for the recommendation this week...
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Just stick whatever you want into
the damn pot. Have fun with it. Now simmer.
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Wow!
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And here's the finished dish.
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Oh yeah!
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Welp, see you next week.
SIGN This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
SIGN The End
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Hot.
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Is it good? Eat up.
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Bob Epic Team
SIGN Bob Epic Team
SIGN (New series)
SIGN Travelululu Japan
[19:17] ---
What's our next vacation?
[19:21] ---
Go to the outlet stores.
[19:24] ---
Oh look, a supporting role character.
[19:27] ---
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
[19:30] ---
Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
SIGN Birds Section
[19:34] ---
Then... you heroes
can figure it out, right?
SIGN Owl Feed
SIGN Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
[19:42] ---
Go yourself.
[19:47] ---
Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
[19:49] ---
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
[19:52] ---
Three three's three.
[19:53] ---
- Three three's?
- Three!
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Three!
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I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
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- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
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Say, Popuko. This is where it gets long.
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Not only the neck, the interaction too.
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Yeah.
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In that case... Sing
me the song of your people.
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Okay, here we go.
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"Popuko and Pipimi."
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The two of them are friends
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But they're also rivals!
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Awesome.
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Sorry.
SIGN Ten minutes earlier
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I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
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- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
[20:50] ---
I'll just self-destruct.
[20:55] ---
And on that day, a fifth
of humanity was destroyed.
SIGN Bob Epic Team
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Bob Epic Team
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- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
[21:10] ---
- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
[21:15] ---
- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
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I said, what're you looking at?!
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Wanna die, you bastard?
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I'm not looking.
[21:25] ---
- You are!
- You're looking!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
[21:30] ---
- I'm not.
- You are!
[21:32] ---
- I'm not.
- You are!
[21:33] ---
I'm not.
[21:37] ---
Here's an impression of Miey!
[21:40] ---
You're asking for death.
[21:42] ---
Heh heh! Come closer, Miey!
[21:45] ---
Come clos... That's pretty close, Miey.
[21:50] ---
Wait, don't. Miey, no. Everyone's
watching. Miey, stop!
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Plu! Not you, too, Plu**!
[21:57] ---
You have no intention
of letting this air, do you?
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Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
[22:07] ---
Must hurry! Must hurry!
[22:10] ---
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
[22:12] ---
Oh, Popuko-chan!
[22:14] ---
What?
[22:14] ---
So can I say something?
[22:17] ---
Okay!
[22:17] ---
Popuko-chan, actually, Shimono-san!
[22:19] ---
Uh, what?
[22:20] ---
So, hey... This whole skit.
[22:25] ---
Sugita-san and Nakamura-san did it last time.
[22:27] ---
Yup.
[22:29] ---
That's a lot to follow.
[22:31] ---
Yeah, it is.
[22:32] ---
We're doomed.
[22:33] ---
I know, right?
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It even made the internet news
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because they were so funny.
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This sucks, man.
[22:42] ---
Not to mention, this rabbit...
[22:46] ---
They didn't plan on Sugita-san
playing the rabbit here.
[22:49] ---
Right.
[22:50] ---
Yet he did.
[22:51] ---
Yeah.
[22:52] ---
He kept singing some song about ramen.
[22:55] ---
I saw that in our script.
[22:57] ---
Yeah, it was.
[22:58] ---
But copying it wouldn't be right.
[23:01] ---
Exactly.
[23:03] ---
I'm not confident we could
do something better either.
[23:07] ---
Yeah, not to mention Part A
[23:11] ---
has Sanpei-san and Nazuka-san.
[23:13] ---
Right.
[23:14] ---
Their script is different, too.
[23:15] ---
Exactly.
[23:16] ---
Right?
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Even if it's the same story.
[23:17] ---
Yeah...
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And we're done!
[23:20] ---
See you later!
[23:21] ---
Bye-bye!
[23:24] ---
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
[23:26] ---
What? Daichi and I are close?
[23:29] ---
Does that bother you?
[23:31] ---
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
SIGN Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! Korona Is a Strong Foe!"
[23:36] ---
Fall in love again next week!
[23:38] ---
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