E2 - White Tiger ver
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[00:05] ---
Woo-woo!
[00:06] ---
Woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
[00:10] ---
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
[00:13] ---
- Let's go, Pipimi.
- 'Kay.
[01:23] ---
- Can you do it?
- Yeah.
[01:26] ---
- Can you do it?
- Yeah!
[01:28] ---
Show me what you got!
[01:30] ---
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
[01:34] ---
Good. You're serious.
[01:38] ---
I can see it in your eyes.
[01:44] ---
I couldn't do it.
SIGN Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys
[01:59] ---
Service, please!
SIGN It's a sexy voice for you.
[02:04] ---
Whelk...
[02:06] ---
Sushi...
[02:10] ---
It's a sexy voice. A strong, sexy voice, baby.
[02:25] ---
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
SIGN #13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company
[02:36] ---
Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!
[02:40] ---
Pop Team Epic!
[02:45] ---
I'm Popuko.
[02:46] ---
I'm Pipimi.
[02:47] ---
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
[02:51] ---
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
[02:54] ---
We're 14 right now.
[02:57] ---
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
[03:00] ---
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
[03:01] ---
Wrong commercial.
[03:03] ---
It was "An ga An-jan."
[03:06] ---
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
[03:08] ---
Don't say that.
[03:11] ---
So, what kinda job do you want?
[03:13] ---
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
[03:15] ---
Short skit: "Clerks."
[03:20] ---
Man, I'm all alone, no customers.
This is boring.
[03:27] ---
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
[03:28] ---
Ahhh! A robber!
[03:31] ---
Put all the money in that bag.
[03:32] ---
Please don't kill me!
[03:34] ---
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
[03:38] ---
Spare my life!
[03:40] ---
Get a move on!
[03:41] ---
Make it stop!
[03:42] ---
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
[03:43] ---
Now there's another one!
[03:45] ---
Non-believers repent!
[03:46] ---
What does that mean?
[03:47] ---
Money first!
[03:48] ---
Okay!
[03:50] ---
Repent first.
[03:53] ---
Money!
[03:54] ---
Why me?
[03:54] ---
Repent.
[03:56] ---
Money!
[03:56] ---
Help!
[03:58] ---
Re...
[03:59] ---
Whoa, whoa, hold it, old timer.
[04:01] ---
What's your deal?
[04:03] ---
This's my hit. Outta my way.
[04:06] ---
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
[04:10] ---
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
[04:13] ---
- Oh, you went there!
- Now you've done it!
[04:15] ---
- Say your prayers!
- Fight me!
[04:17] ---
Cut it out!
[04:19] ---
Both of you...
[04:21] ---
Get outta my store!
[04:29] ---
We have you surrounded.
[04:33] ---
Give up your weapons and surrender.
[04:38] ---
What's her deal...
[04:39] ---
Allow me to explain.
[04:40] ---
Who're you?
[04:41] ---
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
[04:44] ---
- I created her.
- You "created" her?
[04:47] ---
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam War with a special forces unit.
[04:52] ---
And I was her commander.
[04:55] ---
I am the only one who can reach her now.
[04:58] ---
Don't act until I give the signal.
[05:01] ---
O-okay.
[05:04] ---
I'm coming in, Popuko.
[05:06] ---
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
[05:10] ---
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
[05:13] ---
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
[05:17] ---
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
[05:19] ---
The war is over.
[05:22] ---
Nothing's over for me. Nothing's over for me, man!
[05:26] ---
The war is still going hard in my brain.
[05:30] ---
I bought the clothes I liked,
but they got dissed!
[05:35] ---
Everyone on social media called them lame!
[05:38] ---
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
[05:41] ---
Your fashion sense was bad.
[05:43] ---
It "was" bad?
When will my time come?
[05:47] ---
At least these clothes
were in a fashion magazine!
[05:50] ---
Would a self-declared fashion leader
die in a place like this?
[05:54] ---
I've played numerous cute anime characters.
[05:57] ---
But they always put me as the last act at events!
[06:01] ---
I shouldn't have come back.
[06:04] ---
I want to be adored like the others.
[06:08] ---
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
[06:11] ---
I'm a multi-talented voice actress!
[06:18] ---
I have these dreams every night...
[06:20] ---
Dreams where my senryu poetry totally bombs.
[06:50] ---
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
[06:53] ---
Meh. Who cares.
[06:54] ---
Thanks, everyone!
[06:56] ---
We're launching a new corner
after the break!
[07:04] ---
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
[07:07] ---
Pipimi, where are you?
[07:25] ---
The mark of a true entertainer!
[07:33] ---
Showtime!
[07:41] ---
All the kids and grownups,
[07:44] ---
And all the girls, too...
[07:47] ---
Our nostalgic future is a...
[07:50] ---
100 mega shock!
[07:53] ---
Sexy dynamite.
[07:55] ---
Itchy. Tasty.
[07:58] ---
No problem.
[08:01] ---
Everything's fine.
[08:04] ---
It's "Gamay Obera" again!
[08:07] ---
Pop team press "Up Up"!
(All your...)
[08:10] ---
Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)
[08:13] ---
The final attack is bitter-sweet.
[08:19] ---
Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)
SIGN Remember while looking at the moon!
[08:22] ---
Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)
[08:25] ---
Turn the Indian to the right.
[09:29] ---
Bonus question!
[09:32] ---
1+1 is 2, as you know.
[09:35] ---
But what is 1+1?
[09:44] ---
2.
[09:46] ---
2.
[09:51] ---
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
[09:55] ---
I don't wanna!
[10:03] ---
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the bath right now.
[10:07] ---
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
[10:17] ---
- Do you know what this is?
- I do, I do!
[10:20] ---
Let's get small!
[10:26] ---
Not like this...
SIGN Did you change up your shampoo?
SIGN Nope. I haven't.
SIGN But I did change my doll body.
SIGN Doll body.
SIGN Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!
SIGN Whoa, dude! Late on the first day?
Such bad karma!
SIGN Ooh! I've had "Slow" cast on me!
SIGN I'm ditching work...
SIGN Learn your own strength...
Why did you kill him?
SIGN Well, he just said... "Hawawa"...
SIGN I see.
It's okay to kill guys who use "Hawawa."
SIGN Hi. I'm a Multi-Creator.
SIGN Stronger than Multi-Missile?
SIGN Not sure.
But Multi-Creator is super-multi.
SIGN I fired Multi-Missiles to the Multi-Creator.
SIGN We fired Multi-Missiles
to the Multi-Creator!
SIGN Pipimi, stay still.
SIGN - There was a woodpecker on you.
- Thanks.
[11:30] ---
Here we with the audio commentary.
I'm Popuko.
[11:33] ---
And I'm Pipimi.
[11:34] ---
We said that.
[11:36] ---
Yeah.
[11:36] ---
So this video... doesn't look familiar at all.
[11:40] ---
What do you think it is?
[11:41] ---
Looks like we borrowed it from a sci-fi title.
[11:44] ---
There are three of me, and...
[11:46] ---
Pipimi, are you preoccupied?
[11:47] ---
No, I'm not.
[11:55] ---
Woo-woo!
[11:56] ---
Woo-woo-woo! Your bestie is sooo metal.
[12:00] ---
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metal-head!
[12:03] ---
- Let's go, Pipimi.
- 'Kay.
[13:12] ---
- Can you do it?
- Yeah.
[13:15] ---
- Can you do it?
- Yeah!
[13:18] ---
Show me what you got!
[13:20] ---
Raaah! Baramos Spelunker!
[13:24] ---
Good. You're serious.
[13:27] ---
I can see it in your eyes.
[13:32] ---
I couldn't do it.
SIGN Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice,
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys
[13:49] ---
Service, please!
SIGN It's a sexy voice for you.
[13:52] ---
Hello.
[13:54] ---
Ikebana...
[13:56] ---
Idiot.
[13:59] ---
You get it, right?
[14:00] ---
It's a great sexy voice for you.
[14:15] ---
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
SIGN #13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company
[14:26] ---
Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!
[14:30] ---
Pop Team Epic!
[14:35] ---
I'm Popuko.
[14:36] ---
I'm Pipimi.
[14:37] ---
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
[14:41] ---
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
[14:44] ---
We're 14 right now.
[14:46] ---
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
[14:50] ---
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
[14:51] ---
Wrong commercial.
[14:53] ---
It was "An ga An-jan."
[14:55] ---
It's an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
[14:58] ---
Don't say that.
[15:00] ---
So, what kinda job do you want?
[15:03] ---
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
[15:05] ---
Short skit: "Clerks."
[15:11] ---
Man, I'm all alone, no customers.
This is boring.
[15:16] ---
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
[15:18] ---
Ahhh! A robber!
[15:21] ---
Put all the money in that bag.
[15:24] ---
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
[15:28] ---
Okay!
[15:29] ---
Get a move on!
[15:31] ---
Okay!
[15:32] ---
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
[15:33] ---
Okay!
[15:35] ---
Non-believers repent!
[15:37] ---
Money first!
[15:38] ---
Okay!
[15:40] ---
Repent first.
[15:43] ---
Money!
[15:44] ---
Okay!
[15:44] ---
Repent.
[15:46] ---
Money!
[15:47] ---
Okay!
[15:47] ---
- Re...
- Whoa, hold it, old timer.
[15:51] ---
What's your deal?
[15:53] ---
This's my hit. Outta my way.
[15:55] ---
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
[15:59] ---
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
[16:03] ---
- Oh, you went there!
- Now you've done it!
[16:05] ---
- Say your prayers!
[16:07] ---
Cut it out!
[16:09] ---
Both of you...
[16:11] ---
Get outta my store!
[16:19] ---
We have you surrounded.
[16:22] ---
Give up your weapons and surrender.
[16:27] ---
What's her deal...
[16:29] ---
Allow me to explain.
[16:30] ---
Who're you?
[16:32] ---
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
[16:34] ---
- I created her.
- You "created" her?
[16:37] ---
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam war in the special forces unit.
[16:42] ---
And I was her commander.
[16:45] ---
I am the only one who can reach her now.
[16:48] ---
Don't act until I give the signal.
[16:51] ---
O-okay.
[16:54] ---
I'm coming in, Popuko.
[16:56] ---
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
[17:00] ---
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
[17:03] ---
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
[17:07] ---
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
[17:09] ---
The war is over.
[17:12] ---
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
[17:16] ---
The war is still going hard in my brain.
[17:20] ---
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
[17:23] ---
I worked you too hard.
[17:25] ---
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
[17:28] ---
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
[17:31] ---
It was a bad era to live through.
[17:33] ---
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
[17:37] ---
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
[17:40] ---
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
[17:44] ---
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
[17:47] ---
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
[17:52] ---
I shouldn't have come back.
[17:54] ---
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
[17:58] ---
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
[18:01] ---
They were all such good kids.
[18:03] ---
And none of them are with me now.
[18:07] ---
I have these dreams every night...
[18:10] ---
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
[18:40] ---
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
[18:43] ---
Meh. Who cares.
[18:44] ---
Thanks, everyone!
[18:46] ---
We're launching a new corner
after the break!
[18:55] ---
BOBUNEMIMIMMI
[18:57] ---
Pipimi, where did you go?
[19:15] ---
The mark of a true entertainer!
[19:23] ---
Showtime!
[19:31] ---
All the kids and grownups,
[19:34] ---
And all the girls, too...
[19:37] ---
Our nostalgic future is a...
[19:40] ---
100 mega shock!
[19:42] ---
Sexy dynamite.
SIGN "You are the most...
- Ugly one."
[19:45] ---
Itchy. Tasty.
[19:48] ---
No problem.
[19:51] ---
Everything's fine.
SIGN You have defeated King Pop.
[19:54] ---
It's "Gamay Obera" again!
[19:57] ---
Pop team, press “Up Up”!
(All your...)
[20:00] ---
Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)
[20:03] ---
The final attack is bitter-sweet.
[20:09] ---
Press “Left Right”!
(Belong to...)
[20:12] ---
Press “Left Right B A”!
(Us...)
[20:15] ---
Turn the Indian to the right.
[20:20] ---
The end!
[20:28] ---
We wanted to highlight France's
traditions in this special.
[20:31] ---
So we're going to send the girls
to the Fest Noz in Brittany.
[20:46] ---
Fest Noz is super-fun!
[20:48] ---
Look! Everyone's dancing.
[20:52] ---
I love you, Brittany! You're the best!
[20:55] ---
I love it, too! I want to travel
around and see everything!
[20:58] ---
The next day...
[21:03] ---
French churches really are gorgeous.
Don't you agree?
[21:06] ---
Huh? Popuko?
[21:11] ---
These girls aren't hyped up enough!
[21:19] ---
Bonus question!
[21:22] ---
1+1 is 2, as you know.
[21:26] ---
But what is 1+1?
[21:34] ---
Just laugh. 2.
[21:36] ---
Y'know, 2.
[21:42] ---
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
[21:45] ---
I don't wanna!
[21:53] ---
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the tub right now.
[21:57] ---
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
[22:07] ---
- Do you know what this is?
- I do, I do!
[22:10] ---
Let's get small!
SIGN Don't turn your head...
SIGN I'm quite the head-turner.
SIGN I'm going up against
all the head-turning haters.
SIGN You're a head-turning liberator.
SIGN Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!
SIGN I'm leaving work on time! See ya!
SIGN Ooh! He cast "Overtime" on me!
SIGN Good thing I have magic-resistance!
SIGN Did you clash with the
"Hawawa" citizens again?
SIGN He just said...he's now being "monetized."
SIGN Oh. He's a YouTuber.
Kill 'em while they're young.
SIGN Hi. I'm an anime producer.
SIGN You said you could cast that famous VA,
but they refused to voice this show!
SIGN I'm going to spare you this time.
But next time, I'll push this button.
SIGN King Records is evil!
(So is Takeshobo)
SIGN Not you again!
SIGN - What a wicked woodpecker.
- He's Wickpecker for short.
[23:20] ---
Check out these graphics.
[23:24] ---
Great mood.
[23:25] ---
No weapons!
[23:27] ---
Final Fantasy sure has a big budget.
[23:35] ---
I'm gonna gun it, Poporo!
[23:38] ---
Sounds like fun!
SIGN Hoshiiro Girl Drop
SIGN Dental Clinic
[24:47] ---
- I hope they get all your tartar off.
- Me too.
[24:54] ---
Hold her hand and talk to her.
[24:59] ---
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is...
[25:02] ---
Their size.
[25:04] ---
I like hiya-yakko!
[25:10] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[25:12] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[25:13] ---
Don't copy me!
[25:14] ---
Don't copy me!
[25:15] ---
You're freaking dead, garbage!
[25:18] ---
Please, not so rough.
[25:19] ---
Please, not so rough.
[25:26] ---
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
[25:29] ---
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
[25:33] ---
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
[25:39] ---
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
[25:42] ---
Like, the most pain I've ever experienced.
[25:47] ---
Hey, new college-grads,
let's use our imaginations!
[25:52] ---
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
[25:57] ---
We'll use the corner of a new eraser!
[26:00] ---
Imagination!
[26:02] ---
Awww yeah!
[26:06] ---
Yeah, yeah! Ride on, ride on!
[26:08] ---
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
[26:11] ---
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
[26:19] ---
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
[26:23] ---
What are you going to stab?
[26:26] ---
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
[26:30] ---
But no vampires lets me stab them.
[26:35] ---
Let her stab you!
[26:37] ---
Uh, b-but I...
SIGN Six Main Codes of Japan
[26:44] ---
Aura Cannon!
SIGN Legal Battler: Pipimi
[26:52] ---
I plead...
[26:55] ---
Innocent.
[26:56] ---
Innocent, Innocent. Super-innocent!
[26:59] ---
Innocent.
[27:01] ---
Free her!
[27:17] ---
The golden season is gone.
[27:21] ---
We can barely find any VAs for the show.
[27:25] ---
I think we've milked
this stupid anime dry.
[27:33] ---
Our parodies of major works...
[27:36] ---
get buried when we take it too far.
[27:41] ---
When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,
[27:45] ---
they also never get shown on air.
[27:51] ---
We won't attempt to flatter our followers.
[27:55] ---
And we couldn't care
less about the haters.
[27:59] ---
You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.
[28:11] ---
Whoa! So metallic.
[28:13] ---
I just saw the concept of
coolness reach max.
[28:16] ---
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
[28:19] ---
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
[28:26] ---
- Throw it far, okay?
- I've got this!
[28:29] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[28:36] ---
- I'll try the next one.
- Please do, please do.
[28:39] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[28:45] ---
No way.
[28:51] ---
He loves me.
[28:54] ---
He loves me not.
[28:57] ---
He loves me.
[28:58] ---
He loves me not.
[29:00] ---
He loves me.
[29:02] ---
He...
[29:06] ---
He... he...
[29:09] ---
Resurrection.
[29:23] ---
BOBUMI
SIGN Specially returns tonight!
SIGN Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2
[29:24] ---
It's everyone's favorite...
[29:25] ---
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
[29:28] ---
...pota-mouth!
[29:37] ---
Pop Epic Cooking
[29:42] ---
- Pop Epic...
- Cooking!
[29:46] ---
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
[29:50] ---
Get in line.
[29:53] ---
March.
SIGN #14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company
SIGN Edo Era Pop Team
[30:02] ---
It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...
[30:06] ---
are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.
[30:10] ---
What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?
[30:15] ---
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
[30:19] ---
But we only have 4 grace frames.
[30:22] ---
Which means?
[30:24] ---
I know! I know!
[30:27] ---
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within 4 frames.
[30:31] ---
But a with light punch...
[30:33] ---
You'll hit him!
[30:35] ---
Oh my god, what have you done!
[30:38] ---
What, light punches are forbidden?
[30:40] ---
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
[30:43] ---
Mountain deity?
[30:45] ---
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
[30:50] ---
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead!
[30:57] ---
Tsk. Now you're springing quests on us?
[31:00] ---
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
[31:04] ---
When you put it that way...
[31:06] ---
I'm fired up now!
[31:08] ---
So, let's go.
[31:14] ---
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
[31:19] ---
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
[31:22] ---
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
[31:26] ---
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
[31:31] ---
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
[31:36] ---
Sorry, Uncle.
[31:38] ---
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
[31:41] ---
- Not this time.
- Why?
[31:43] ---
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
[31:49] ---
Look to your right.
[31:54] ---
Absolutely gorgeous.
[31:56] ---
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
[32:00] ---
Follow your impulses.
[32:03] ---
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
[32:22] ---
Hey. Look.
[32:24] ---
What's their deal?
[32:28] ---
We heard the demon has revived himself.
[32:33] ---
You ass...
[32:40] ---
I'm the demon.
[32:44] ---
Let's rumble.
[32:58] ---
I can't get a hit in.
[33:01] ---
4 frames, remember?
[33:03] ---
4 frames...
[33:06] ---
Hit him with a light punch!
[33:19] ---
Popchin wins!
[33:21] ---
Well done, Popchin.
[33:23] ---
Daddy!
[33:32] ---
Uh-oh.
[33:34] ---
Pop Team Epic's ratings rely on
the age 4-10 demographic...
[33:38] ---
You know who to call.
[33:40] ---
Ooh, right.
[33:41] ---
Okay, kids at home! Call him with us.
[33:44] ---
Shota Aoi, do something!
[33:49] ---
Hellooo!
[33:52] ---
What's wrong?
[33:55] ---
See for yourself, Shota Aoi.
[33:58] ---
Poor little tyke.
[34:00] ---
Okay. I've got this.
[34:02] ---
I can control spacetime at will.
[34:06] ---
Here goes!
SIGN Hoshi-iro Girl Drop
SIGN Dental Clinic
[36:25] ---
- I hope they get all your tartar off.
- Me too.
[36:32] ---
Hold her hand and talk to her.
[36:37] ---
Hiyashi-dofu and hiya-yakko's
only difference is their size.
[36:48] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[36:50] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[36:51] ---
Don't copy me!
[36:52] ---
Don't copy me!
[36:53] ---
You're freaking dead, garbage!
[36:55] ---
Please, not so rough.
[36:57] ---
Please, not so rough.
[37:04] ---
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
[37:08] ---
Mmmrrrggg... D-doesn't hurt a bit!
[37:12] ---
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
[37:17] ---
Owww. I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
[37:26] ---
Hey, new college-grads, let's
use our imaginations!
[37:30] ---
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
[37:35] ---
Imagination!
[37:39] ---
Awww yeah!
[37:45] ---
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
[37:57] ---
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
[38:01] ---
What are you going to stab?
[38:04] ---
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
[38:08] ---
But no vampires lets me stab them.
[38:13] ---
Let her stab you!
[38:15] ---
Uh, b- but I...
[38:21] ---
Aura Cannon!
SIGN Six Main Codes of Japan
SIGN Legal Battler: Pipimi
[38:30] ---
I plead...
[38:32] ---
Innocent.
[38:34] ---
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
[38:38] ---
She's innocent!
[38:55] ---
The golden season is gone.
[38:59] ---
We can barely find any VAs for the show.
[39:03] ---
I think we've milked this stupid anime dry.
[39:11] ---
Our parodies of major works...
[39:14] ---
get buried when we take it too far.
[39:19] ---
When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,
[39:23] ---
they also never get shown on air.
[39:29] ---
We won't attempt to flatter our followers.
[39:33] ---
And we couldn't care
less about the haters.
[39:37] ---
You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.
[39:49] ---
Whoa! So metallic.
[39:51] ---
I just saw the concept
of coolness reach max.
[39:54] ---
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
[39:57] ---
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
[40:04] ---
- Throw it far, okay?
- I've got this!
[40:06] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[40:14] ---
- I'll try the next one.
- Please do, please do.
[40:17] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[40:28] ---
He loves me.
[40:30] ---
He loves me not.
[40:31] ---
He loves me.
[40:33] ---
He loves me not.
[40:34] ---
He loves me.
[40:36] ---
He loves me not.
[40:37] ---
He loves me.
[40:44] ---
He...he...
[40:47] ---
Resurrection.
[41:01] ---
BOBUMI
SIGN Specially returns tonight!
SIGN Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2
[41:02] ---
It's everyone's favorite...
[41:03] ---
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
[41:15] ---
Pop Epic Cooking
[41:20] ---
- Pop Epic...
- Cooking!
[41:23] ---
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
[41:28] ---
Get in line.
[41:31] ---
March.
SIGN #14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company
SIGN Edo Era Pop Team
[41:40] ---
It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...
[41:44] ---
are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.
[41:48] ---
What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?
[41:53] ---
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
[41:57] ---
But we only have four grace frames.
[42:00] ---
Which means?
[42:02] ---
I know! I know!
[42:05] ---
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
[42:09] ---
But with a light punch...
[42:11] ---
You'll hit him!
[42:13] ---
Oh my god, what have you done!
[42:16] ---
What, light punches are forbidden?
[42:18] ---
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
[42:21] ---
Mountain deity?
[42:23] ---
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
[42:28] ---
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead.
[42:35] ---
Now you're springing quests on us?
[42:37] ---
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
[42:41] ---
When you put it that way...
[42:44] ---
I'm fired up now!
[42:45] ---
So, let's go.
[42:52] ---
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
[42:56] ---
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
[42:59] ---
then fell epically when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
[43:03] ---
My bike broke down
and I got three stitches in my leg.
[43:08] ---
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
[43:11] ---
Sorry, Uncle.
[43:15] ---
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
[43:19] ---
- Not this time.
- Why?
[43:21] ---
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
[43:27] ---
Look to your right.
[43:31] ---
Absolutely gorgeous.
[43:34] ---
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
[43:37] ---
Follow your impulses.
[43:40] ---
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
[44:00] ---
Hey. Look.
[44:02] ---
What's their deal?
[44:06] ---
We heard the demon has revived himself.
[44:11] ---
You ass...
[44:18] ---
I'm the demon.
[44:22] ---
Let's rumble.
[44:36] ---
I can't get a hit in.
[44:39] ---
4 frames, remember?
[44:41] ---
4 frames...
[44:44] ---
Hit him with a light punch...
[44:53] ---
Wait a second!
[44:57] ---
He has a young daughter!
[45:01] ---
Look at her!
[45:07] ---
Time to go home, Poppy.
[45:09] ---
What a narrow escape.
[45:12] ---
All's well that ends well.
[45:15] ---
It's not at all "well"!
[45:19] ---
This mountain's security is in jeopardy
with these two around.
[45:23] ---
P-please, listen to me.
[45:24] ---
I want to turn over a new leaf.
Stop being evil.
[45:28] ---
Right now I'm content just
riding with a gang I like.
[45:33] ---
- See? He's reformed.
- But that won't do!
[45:35] ---
He's the scum of society.
[45:37] ---
Ehhh? Things got pretty effed up, huh?
[45:41] ---
Whatever shall I do?
[45:42] ---
It ends here, Shota Aoi.
[45:45] ---
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
[45:49] ---
Today, I will put an end to you.
[45:52] ---
Put an end to me?
[45:54] ---
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
[45:58] ---
Just who do you think you are?
[46:16] ---
It's me?
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