E2 - Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension

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SIGN    #2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
    By Space Cat Company
SIGN    A Game in Another Dimension
    Vanver
[01:45] ---
    Be careful, everyone!
    There's the Demon King!
[01:51] ---
    You have done well to come this far.
    I applaud you.
[01:56] ---
    Master Hero,
    let me use my summoning magic!
[01:59] ---
    Right, I'm counting on you!
[02:02] ---
    Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
    I order you to appear!
[02:07] ---
    Messenger from across the miles,
     Twin Elemental Dragon!
[02:20] ---
    What's this?
    It's not even completed yet!
[02:23] ---
    It's like they put all their energy into
    Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
[02:29] ---
    I am the Demon King.
[02:31] ---
    I'm sooo scared.
[02:32] ---
    Do something!
    You're the beast she summoned!
[02:35] ---
    Shut up, bit part actor.
    Your face isn't even drawn in.
[02:39] ---
    I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
[02:43] ---
    I completely agree.
[02:45] ---
    Oh well...
[02:47] ---
    I hear you're good at impersonating,
    Mr. Hero?
[02:50] ---
    If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
[02:56] ---
    "H-How you doin'?"
[03:01] ---
    Huh?
[03:04] ---
    What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
[03:07] ---
    Okay, next. Do an impression.
[03:12] ---
    Do it!
[03:14] ---
    O-Okay!
[03:17] ---
    "How you doin'? H-How you doin'?"
[03:20] ---
    "H-How you doin'?"
[03:23] ---
    And you get paid for that?
    Talk about an easy job.
[03:27] ---
    I completely agree!
[03:30] ---
    H-Hey wait. Stop this recording.
[03:32] ---
    - Stop.
    - Right.
[03:34] ---
    - Mr. Producer, can we see you?
    - Yeah, please come.
[03:38] ---
    I was told about this.
    I was, but isn't this a little ridiculous?
[03:43] ---
    This script is mostly,
    "Please ad lib it."
[03:45] ---
    I wasn't told about doing impressions.
[03:48] ---
    We thought it might be fun.
[03:50] ---
    - Fun?!
    - Things seemed quiet in the booth.
[03:53] ---
    I heard only snickers.
[03:55] ---
    - We're sorry.
    - Take this and rewrite it.
[03:59] ---
    - Lately, the work's been really shoddy.
    - I'm sorry.
[04:02] ---
    - It's the entire industry.
    - I'm sorry. Thanks for coming.
[04:07] ---
    Did you get it?
[04:24] ---
    Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
[04:29] ---
    Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
[04:36] ---
    Zero percent...
[05:08] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Boo Zoo
[05:10] ---
    Can't wait to see the panda.
[05:12] ---
    - A panda!
    - So cute!
[05:14] ---
    - A koala!
    - So cute!
[05:16] ---
    - A panda!
    - Saw it.
[05:17] ---
    - A koala!
    - Saw it.
[05:19] ---
    - A Tasmanian tiger.
    - So cute!
[05:20] ---
    - A wombat.
    - So cute.
[05:22] ---
    - A dingo.
    - Don't care.
[05:23] ---
    - A wallaby.
    - So cute.
[05:25] ---
    - A wombat.
    - Saw it.
[05:26] ---
    - A Tasmanian devil.
    - Saw it.
[05:28] ---
    Not. A Tasmanian devil
    hasn't appeared yet.
[05:31] ---
    Oops.
[05:40] ---
    - Let's go to the beach.
    - Okay!
[05:45] ---
    - Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
    - Can't.
[05:48] ---
    The set isn't ordered for that,
    so we can't.
[06:14] ---
    No one can beat my smile!
[06:17] ---
    Oh? Can you beat mine?
SIGN    Love Me * Pop Team Epic
[06:39] ---
    Every day, you totally ignore me
[06:45] ---
    Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
[06:51] ---
    You pretend not to notice that I love you
[06:58] ---
    You are so rude, go take a nap!
[07:04] ---
    I don't care what your tastes are
[07:09] ---
    Delve into subculture,
    but it's still so fake
[07:17] ---
    Well, let me show you
    my Pop Technique!
[07:20] ---
    My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
[07:26] ---
    I'll give you a thrill
    you've never experienced
[07:33] ---
    A unique love like mine
    is tantalizing, right?
[07:39] ---
    I won't let you say
    you're not interested
[07:46] ---
    A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
[07:49] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[08:00] ---
    There's time left,
    so let's check our fortunes.
SIGN    °Please use a cell phone
    that is equipped with a camera.
[08:04] ---
    Time for a screen shot!
[08:06] ---
    Screen shot!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
    Ridiculous Fortunes
[08:22] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:28] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:33] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
[08:41] ---
    Here you go.
[08:44] ---
    I'll put it on Instagram.
[08:47] ---
    Don't interrupt.
[09:02] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[09:05] ---
    Let's play hide-and-seek.
[09:07] ---
    Sure.
[09:09] ---
    One...
[09:11] ---
    Two...
[09:12] ---
    Three...
[09:14] ---
    Four...
[09:15] ---
    Five...
[09:17] ---
    Ready or not?
SIGN    Not yet.
[09:20] ---
    Hide-and-seek
SIGN    - Ready or not? - Not yet.
SIGN    Ready or not?
[09:25] ---
    Decided!
SIGN    Ready... Ready...
SIGN    Ready... Rea...
SIGN    Ready... Rea...
[09:34] ---
    Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
[09:53] ---
    From the shadows of
    the lake shore forest...
[09:56] ---
    - Waking...
    - From the shadows of...
[09:59] ---
    Don't sing over me!
[10:01] ---
    Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
    Hurry, run!
[10:10] ---
    Say,
[10:11] ---
    think about what you'll do if
    I become an adult tomorrow before you.
SIGN    Preview
[11:34] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
    The manager's sick!
[11:38] ---
    And at the last minute,
    Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
[11:41] ---
    What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
[11:43] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
    "Daichi is the New Manager?"
[11:47] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    #2 Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
    by Space Cat Company
SIGN    A Game in Another Dimension
    Vanver
[13:35] ---
    Be careful, everyone!
    There's the Demon King!
[13:42] ---
    You have done well to come this far.
    I applaud you.
[13:46] ---
    Master Hero,
    let me use my summoning magic!
[13:49] ---
    Right, I'm counting on you!
[13:51] ---
    Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond!
    I order you to appear!
[13:56] ---
    Messenger from across the miles,
     Twin Elemental Dragon!
[14:10] ---
    What's this?
    It's not even completed yet!
[14:13] ---
    It's like they put all their energy into
    Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
[14:19] ---
    I am the Demon King.
[14:21] ---
    I'm sooo scared.
[14:22] ---
    Do something!
    You're the beast she summoned!
[14:25] ---
    Shut up, bit part actor.
    Your face isn't even drawn in.
[14:30] ---
    I'm so sorry, my summoning failed!
[14:33] ---
    I completely agree.
[14:35] ---
    Oh well...
[14:37] ---
    Do something fun.
[14:40] ---
    If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
[14:44] ---
    O-Okay, I’ll imitate a donkey.
[14:53] ---
    Huh?
[14:54] ---
    What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
[14:58] ---
    Okay, next. Do an impression.
[15:02] ---
    I mean you!
[15:04] ---
    O-Okay!
[15:06] ---
    "Hey you! Yabba dabba doo!"
[15:09] ---
    "Hasta la vista, baby!"
[15:13] ---
    And you get paid for that?
    Talk about an easy job.
[15:17] ---
    I completely agree!
[15:20] ---
    Cut!
[15:22] ---
    - I can't take this…
    - Hey…
[15:24] ---
    Hey, come in here! Hey!
[15:27] ---
    Mr. Producer!
[15:29] ---
    Oh, hello.
[15:30] ---
    What is with this idiotic anime?
[15:33] ---
    - Sorry, are you okay?
    - This girl...
[15:36] ---
    She's never done an impersonation!
[15:38] ---
    Let's go... Let's go home.
[15:40] ---
    W-Wait…
[15:41] ---
    Gimme those glasses! You jerk!
    Let's go,come on!
[15:44] ---
    Throw it! Throw!
[15:47] ---
    - I'm taking this!
    - Let's go outside and cool down…
[15:53] ---
    Did you get it?
[16:11] ---
    Pop Team Epic is...shitty!
[16:16] ---
    Nothing is born of criticisms. That's...
[16:23] ---
    Zero percent...
[16:55] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Boo Zoo
[16:58] ---
    Can't wait to see the panda.
[16:59] ---
    - A panda!
    - So cute!
[17:01] ---
    - A koala!
    - So cute!
[17:03] ---
    - A panda!
    - Saw it.
[17:04] ---
    - A koala!
    - Saw it.
[17:06] ---
    - A Tasmanian tiger.
    - So cute!
[17:08] ---
    - A wombat.
    - So cute.
[17:09] ---
    - A dingo.
    - Don't care.
[17:11] ---
    - A wallaby.
    - So cute.
[17:12] ---
    - A wombat.
    - Saw it.
[17:14] ---
    - A Tasmanian devil.
    - Saw it.
[17:15] ---
    Not. A Tasmanian devil
    hasn't appeared yet.
[17:19] ---
    Oops.
[17:28] ---
    - Let's go to the beach.
    - Okay!
[17:32] ---
    - Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
    - Can't.
[17:35] ---
    The set isn't ordered for that,
    so we can't.
[18:01] ---
    No one can beat my smile!
[18:04] ---
    Oh? Can you beat mine?
SIGN    Love Me * Pop Team Epic
[18:26] ---
    Every day, you totally ignore me
[18:32] ---
    Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
[18:38] ---
    You pretend not to notice that I love you
[18:45] ---
    You are so rude, go take a nap!
[18:51] ---
    I don't care what your tastes are
[18:56] ---
    Delve into subculture,
    but it's still so fake
[19:04] ---
    Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
[19:07] ---
    My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
[19:13] ---
    I'll give you a thrill
    you've never experienced
[19:20] ---
    A unique love like mine
    is tantalizing, right?
[19:26] ---
    I won't let you say you're not interested
[19:33] ---
    A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
[19:36] ---
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:46] ---
    There's time left,
    so let's check our fortunes.
SIGN    °Please use a cell phone
    that is equipped with a camera.
[19:51] ---
    Time for a screen shot!
[19:53] ---
    Screen shot!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic Ridiculous Fortunes
[20:12] ---
    When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    What!?
[20:31] ---
    Here you go.
[20:34] ---
    I'll put it on Instagram.
[20:37] ---
    Don't interrupt.
[20:52] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:55] ---
    Let's play hide-and-seek.
[20:57] ---
    Sure.
[20:59] ---
    One...
[21:01] ---
    Two...
[21:02] ---
    Three...
[21:04] ---
    Four...
[21:05] ---
    Five...
[21:07] ---
    Ready or not?
SIGN    Not yet.
[21:10] ---
    Hide-and-seek
SIGN    - Ready or not? - Not yet.
SIGN    Ready or not?
[21:16] ---
    Decided!
SIGN    Ready... Ready...
[21:24] ---
    Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
[21:43] ---
    From the shadows of
    the lake shore forest...
[21:46] ---
    - Waking...
    - From the shadows of...
[21:49] ---
    Don't sing over me!
[21:51] ---
    Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
    Hurry, run!
[22:00] ---
    Say,
[22:01] ---
    think about what you'll do if
    I become an adult tomorrow before you.
[23:23] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
    The manager's sick!
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] ---
    And at the last minute,
    Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
[23:31] ---
    What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
[23:33] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 3
    "Daichi is the New Manager?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:39] ---