E1 - Blue Dragon ver
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[00:05] ---
Woo-woo!
[00:06] ---
Woo-woo! Your bestie is so metal.
[00:10] ---
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metalhead!
[00:12] ---
Let's go, Pipimi.
[00:14] ---
'Kay.
[01:22] ---
Can you do it?
[01:24] ---
Yeah.
[01:25] ---
Can you do it?
[01:27] ---
Yeah!
[01:28] ---
Show me what you got!
[01:30] ---
Rah! Baramos Spelunker!
[01:34] ---
Good. You're serious.
[01:37] ---
I can see it in your eyes.
[01:43] ---
I couldn't do it.
[01:54] ---
Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice!
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys.
[01:59] ---
Service, please!
[01:59] ---
It's a sexy voice for you.
[02:04] ---
Potato...
[02:06] ---
Butter...
[02:10] ---
It's a sexy voice. A strong, sexy voice, baby.
[02:25] ---
Are you ready?
[02:26] ---
Yeah.
SIGN #13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company
[02:36] ---
Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!
[02:40] ---
Pop Team Epic!
[02:45] ---
I'm Popuko.
[02:46] ---
I'm Pipimi.
[02:47] ---
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
[02:50] ---
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
[02:54] ---
We're 14 right now.
[02:56] ---
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
[02:59] ---
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
[03:01] ---
Wrong commercial.
[03:03] ---
It was "An ga An-jan."
[03:05] ---
It was an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
[03:08] ---
Don't say that.
[03:10] ---
So, what kinda job do you want?
[03:13] ---
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
[03:15] ---
Short skit: "Clerks."
[03:20] ---
Man, I'm all alone. No customers...
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
[03:26] ---
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
[03:28] ---
Ah! A robber!
[03:30] ---
Put all the money in that bag.
[03:34] ---
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
[03:39] ---
Get a move on!
[03:42] ---
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
[03:45] ---
Non-believers repent!
[03:47] ---
Money first!
[03:50] ---
Repent first.
[03:52] ---
Money!
[03:54] ---
Repent.
[03:56] ---
Money!
[03:57] ---
Re...
[03:58] ---
Whoa, whoa, hold it, old timer.
[04:01] ---
What's your deal?
[04:03] ---
This is my hit. Outta my way.
[04:05] ---
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
[04:09] ---
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
[04:13] ---
Oh, you went there!
[04:13] ---
Now you've done it!
[04:15] ---
Say your prayers!
[04:15] ---
Fight me!
[04:17] ---
Cut it out!
[04:19] ---
Both of you...
[04:20] ---
Get outta my store!
[04:29] ---
We have you surrounded.
[04:32] ---
Give up your weapons and surrender.
[04:37] ---
What's her deal?
[04:39] ---
Allow me to explain.
[04:40] ---
Who're you?
[04:41] ---
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
[04:44] ---
I created her.
[04:45] ---
You "created" her?
[04:47] ---
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam War with a special forces unit.
[04:52] ---
And I was her commander.
[04:55] ---
I am the only one who can reach her now.
[04:58] ---
Don't act until I give the signal.
[05:01] ---
O-Okay.
[05:04] ---
I'm coming in, Popuko.
[05:05] ---
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
[05:10] ---
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
[05:13] ---
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
[05:16] ---
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
[05:19] ---
The war is over.
[05:22] ---
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
[05:25] ---
The war is still going hard in my brain.
[05:30] ---
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
[05:34] ---
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
[05:38] ---
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
[05:41] ---
It was a bad era to live through.
[05:43] ---
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
[05:47] ---
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
[05:50] ---
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
[05:53] ---
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
[05:57] ---
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
[06:01] ---
I shouldn't have come back.
[06:04] ---
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
[06:08] ---
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
[06:11] ---
They were all such good kids.
[06:13] ---
And none of them are with me now.
[06:17] ---
I have these dreams every night...
[06:20] ---
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
[06:50] ---
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
[06:53] ---
Meh. Who cares.
[06:54] ---
Thanks, everyone!
[06:56] ---
We're launching a new corner
after the break!
[07:04] ---
Bobunemimimmi!
[07:07] ---
Pipimi, where are you?
[07:25] ---
The mark of a true entertainer!
[07:33] ---
Showtime!
[07:41] ---
All the kids and grownups,
[07:44] ---
And all the girls, too...
[07:47] ---
Our nostalgic future is a...
[07:50] ---
100 mega shock!
[07:53] ---
Sexy dynamite.
[07:55] ---
Itchy. Tasty.
[07:58] ---
No problem.
[08:01] ---
Everything's fine.
[08:04] ---
It's "Gamay Obera" again!
[08:07] ---
Pop team press "Up Up"!
(All your...)
[08:10] ---
Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)
[08:13] ---
The final attack is bitter-sweet.
[08:19] ---
Press "Left Right"!
(Belong to...)
[08:22] ---
Remember while looking at the moon!
[08:23] ---
Press "Left Right B A"!
(Us...)
[08:25] ---
Turn the Indian to the right.
[09:29] ---
Bonus question!
[09:32] ---
One plus one is two, as you know.
[09:36] ---
But what is one plus one?
[09:44] ---
Two.
[09:46] ---
Two.
[09:51] ---
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
[09:55] ---
I don't wanna!
[10:03] ---
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the bath right now.
[10:07] ---
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
[10:17] ---
Do you know what this is?
[10:19] ---
I do, I do!
[10:20] ---
Let's get small!
[10:29] ---
Did you change up your shampoo?
[10:32] ---
Nope. I haven't.
[10:35] ---
But I did change my doll body.
[10:38] ---
Doll body.
[10:40] ---
Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!
[10:43] ---
Whoa, dude! Late on the first day?
Such bad karma!
[10:46] ---
Ooh! I've had "Slow" cast on me!
[10:49] ---
I'm ditching work...
[10:54] ---
Learn your own strength...
Why did you kill him?
[10:57] ---
Well, he just said... "Hawawa"...
[10:59] ---
I see.
It's okay to kill guys who use "Hawawa."
[11:03] ---
Hi. I'm a Multi-Creator.
[11:05] ---
Stronger than Multi-Missile?
[11:07] ---
Not sure.
But Multi-Creator is super-multi.
[11:09] ---
I fired Multi-Missiles to the Multi-Creator.
[11:12] ---
We fired Multi-Missiles
to the Multi-Creator!
[11:17] ---
Pipimi, stay still.
[11:22] ---
There was a woodpecker on you.
[11:24] ---
Thanks.
[11:36] ---
What's the deal with this movie?
[11:40] ---
Final Fantasy was nice to loan it to us,
but what do we do with it now?
[11:44] ---
There's three of me,
and Pipimi is stuck in a rut.
[11:47] ---
I'm not stuck.
[11:55] ---
Woo-woo!
[11:56] ---
Woo-woo-woo! Your bestie is so metal.
[12:00] ---
Shaddup! Pipimi ain't a metalhead!
[12:02] ---
Let's go, Pipimi.
[12:04] ---
'Kay.
[13:12] ---
Can you do it?
[13:14] ---
Yeah.
[13:15] ---
Can you do it?
[13:17] ---
Yeah!
[13:18] ---
Show me what you got!
[13:20] ---
Rah! Baramos Spelunker!
[13:24] ---
Good. You're serious.
[13:27] ---
I can see it in your eyes.
[13:34] ---
I couldn't do it.
[13:44] ---
Sexy Mobile Voice, Sexy Mobile Voice!
Go, go, go, you sexy mobile boys.
[13:49] ---
Service, please!
[13:49] ---
It's a sexy voice for you.
[13:54] ---
Nameko...
[13:56] ---
Oroshi.
[14:00] ---
It's a great sexy voice for you.
[14:15] ---
Are you ready?
[14:16] ---
Yeah.
SIGN #13 The Convenience Store
by Space Cat Company
[14:26] ---
Next up, we have a duo
that'll definitely dominate!
[14:30] ---
Pop Team Epic!
[14:35] ---
I'm Popuko.
[14:36] ---
I'm Pipimi.
[14:37] ---
And together, we're Pop Team Epic.
[14:40] ---
So, Pipimi, I was thinking of getting
a job when I enter high school.
[14:44] ---
We're 14 right now.
[14:46] ---
After all, we were on a
commercial for a job magazine.
[14:50] ---
"Want a job? Choose Town***"
[14:51] ---
Wrong commercial.
[14:53] ---
It was "An ga An-jan."
[14:55] ---
It was an easy job where we
just danced around an actress.
[14:58] ---
Don't say that.
[15:01] ---
So, what kinda job do you want?
[15:03] ---
Convenience store clerk, amirite?
[15:05] ---
Short skit: "Clerks."
[15:10] ---
Man, I'm all alone. No customers...
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
[15:16] ---
I'm a robber! Gimme your money!
[15:18] ---
Ah! A robber!
[15:20] ---
Put all the money in that bag.
[15:24] ---
If you don't hurry up, I'll blow you away.
With my gun.
[15:29] ---
Get a move on!
[15:32] ---
I'm one of the Great Old Ones!
[15:35] ---
Non-believers repent!
[15:37] ---
Money first!
[15:40] ---
Repent first.
[15:42] ---
Money!
[15:44] ---
Repent.
[15:46] ---
Money!
[15:47] ---
Re...
[15:48] ---
Whoa, hold it, old timer.
[15:51] ---
What's your deal?
[15:53] ---
This is my hit. Outta my way.
[15:56] ---
Like I care? Outta my way, stupid kid!
You're just acting anyway, right?
[15:59] ---
Just try me, buddy! Just try me!
[16:03] ---
Oh, you went there! Now you've done it!
[16:05] ---
Say your prayers!
[16:07] ---
Cut it out!
[16:09] ---
Both of you...
[16:10] ---
Get outta my store!
[16:19] ---
We have you surrounded.
[16:22] ---
Give up your weapons and surrender.
[16:27] ---
What's her deal?
[16:29] ---
Allow me to explain.
[16:30] ---
Who're you?
[16:31] ---
Colonel Pipimi, Department of Defense.
[16:34] ---
I created her.
[16:35] ---
You "created" her?
[16:37] ---
She's an ultimate soldier, thrown into the
Vietnam war with a special forces unit.
[16:42] ---
And I was her commander.
[16:44] ---
I am the only one who can reach her now.
[16:48] ---
Don't act until I give the signal.
[16:51] ---
O-Okay.
[16:54] ---
I'm coming in, Popuko.
[16:55] ---
Don't worry. I'm alone and unarmed.
[17:00] ---
Popuko. It's over. You can't escape.
[17:03] ---
Snipers have you in their scopes.
Just look at this mess.
[17:06] ---
This isn't Vietnam. It's America.
[17:09] ---
The war is over.
[17:12] ---
Nothing's over for me.
Nothing's over for me, man!
[17:16] ---
The war is still going hard in my brain.
[17:20] ---
I fought fiercely, like you commanded,
but I couldn't defeat them.
[17:25] ---
Then when I came home,
everyone gave me hell for what I did.
[17:28] ---
Well, screw them! They have no
idea what I've been through.
[17:31] ---
It was a bad era to live through.
[17:33] ---
It "was" bad?
It hasn't gotten even slightly better.
[17:37] ---
At least I had friends on the battlefield.
[17:40] ---
Are you going to betray their
memory by dying here?
[17:43] ---
I learned to operate
a variety of weapons in 'Nam.
[17:47] ---
But here, I can't even get a
job as a parking attendant.
[17:51] ---
I shouldn't have come back.
[17:54] ---
I wish I'd died in 'Nam.
Just like the others.
[17:57] ---
My entire unit died! They were good kids.
[18:01] ---
They were all such good kids.
[18:03] ---
And none of them are with me now.
[18:07] ---
I have these dreams every night...
[18:10] ---
Dreams where I'm looking for their legs,
blown off by the incendiaries.
[18:21] ---
Popuko!
[18:40] ---
I think I'd rather be a waitress
than a convenience store clerk.
[18:43] ---
Meh. Who cares.
[18:44] ---
Thanks, everyone!
[18:46] ---
We're launching a new corner
after the break!
[18:54] ---
Bobunemimimmi!
[18:57] ---
Pipimi, where did you go?
[19:15] ---
The mark of a true entertainer!
[19:23] ---
Showtime!
[19:31] ---
All the kids and grownups,
[19:34] ---
And all the girls, too...
[19:37] ---
Our nostalgic future is a...
[19:40] ---
100 mega shock!
[19:43] ---
Sexy dynamite.
[19:44] ---
"You are the most..."
[19:45] ---
"Ugly one."
[19:45] ---
Itchy. Tasty.
[19:48] ---
No problem.
[19:51] ---
Everything's fine.
[19:53] ---
You have defeated King Pop.
[19:54] ---
It's "Gamay Obera" again!
[19:56] ---
Pop team, press “Up Up”!
(All your...)
[20:00] ---
Press "Down Down"!
(Base are...)
[20:03] ---
The final attack is bitter-sweet.
[20:09] ---
Press “Left Right”!
(Belong to...)
[20:12] ---
Press “Left Right B A”!
(Us...)
[20:15] ---
Turn the Indian to the right.
[20:19] ---
The end!
[20:28] ---
We wanted to highlight France's
traditions in this special.
[20:31] ---
So we're going to send the girls
to the Fest Noz in Brittany.
[20:46] ---
Fest Noz is super-fun!
[20:48] ---
Look! Everyone's dancing.
[20:52] ---
I love you, Brittany! You're the best!
[20:55] ---
I love it, too! I want to travel
around and see everything!
[20:58] ---
The next day...
[21:02] ---
French churches really are gorgeous.
Don't you agree?
[21:06] ---
Huh? Popuko?
[21:11] ---
These girls aren't hyped up enough!
[21:19] ---
Bonus question!
[21:22] ---
One plus one is two, as you know.
[21:25] ---
But what is one plus one?
[21:34] ---
Two.
[21:36] ---
Two.
[21:41] ---
Screen protectors are easier to stick
when you do it in the bathtub.
[21:45] ---
I don't wanna!
[21:53] ---
Hold it!
Cutie Shark is in the tub right now.
[21:57] ---
Shut up. I'm in the zone!
[22:07] ---
Do you know what this is?
[22:08] ---
I do, I do!
[22:10] ---
Let's get small!
[22:19] ---
Don't turn your head...
[22:22] ---
I'm quite the head-turner.
[22:25] ---
I'm going up against
all the head-turning haters.
[22:28] ---
You're a head-turning liberator.
[22:30] ---
Pop Team Epic: New to the Workforce!!!
[22:33] ---
I'm leaving work on time! See ya!
[22:36] ---
Ooh! He cast "Overtime" on me!
[22:39] ---
Good thing I have magic resistance!
[22:44] ---
Did you clash with the
"Hawawa" citizens again?
[22:47] ---
He just said... he's now being "monetized."
[22:49] ---
Oh. He's a YouTuber.
Kill 'em while they're young.
[22:53] ---
Hi. I'm an anime producer.
[22:55] ---
You said you could cast that famous VA,
but they refused to voice this show!
[22:59] ---
I'm going to spare you this time.
But next time, I'll push this button.
[23:02] ---
King Records is evil!
(So is Takeshobo.)
[23:07] ---
Not you again!
[23:12] ---
What a wicked woodpecker.
[23:14] ---
He's "Wickpecker" for short.
[23:23] ---
Check out these graphics.
[23:26] ---
Great mood.
[23:28] ---
True dat.
[23:30] ---
The air is so refreshing!
[23:31] ---
For real, tho.
[23:33] ---
Final Fantasy sure has a big budget.
[23:37] ---
Maybe I should "Job Change."
SIGN Hoshiiro Girl Drop
SIGN Dental Clinic
[24:47] ---
I hope they get all your tartar off.
[24:51] ---
Me, too.
[24:54] ---
Hold her hand and talk to her.
[24:59] ---
Hiyashi tofu and hiyayakko's
only difference is...
[25:02] ---
Their size.
[25:10] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[25:12] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[25:13] ---
Don't copy me!
[25:14] ---
Don't copy me!
[25:15] ---
You're freaking dead, garbage!
[25:17] ---
Please, not so rough.
[25:19] ---
Please, not so rough.
[25:24] ---
Okay.
[25:25] ---
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
[25:29] ---
Mmmrrrggg... D-Doesn't hurt a bit!
[25:33] ---
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
[25:39] ---
Ow... I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
[25:47] ---
Hey, new college grads,
let's use our imaginations!
[25:52] ---
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want
with the power of imagination!
[26:00] ---
Imagination!
[26:02] ---
Aw, yeah!
[26:08] ---
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
[26:19] ---
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
[26:23] ---
What are you going to stab?
[26:26] ---
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
[26:30] ---
But no vampire lets me stab them.
[26:35] ---
Let her stab you!
[26:37] ---
Uh, b-but I...
SIGN Six Main Codes of Japan
[26:43] ---
Aura Cannon!
SIGN Legal Battler: Pipimi
[26:51] ---
I plead...
[26:54] ---
Innocent.
[26:56] ---
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
[27:00] ---
Innocent.
[27:01] ---
Free her!
[27:17] ---
The golden season is gone.
[27:21] ---
We can barely find any VAs for the show.
[27:25] ---
I think we've milked
this stupid anime dry.
[27:33] ---
Our parodies of major works...
[27:36] ---
get buried when we take them too far.
[27:41] ---
When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,
[27:45] ---
they also never get shown on air.
[27:51] ---
We won't attempt to flatter our followers.
[27:55] ---
And we couldn't care
less about the haters.
[27:59] ---
You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.
[28:11] ---
Whoa! So metallic.
[28:13] ---
I just saw the concept of
coolness reach max.
[28:17] ---
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
[28:19] ---
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
[28:25] ---
Throw it far, okay?
[28:26] ---
I've got this!
[28:28] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[28:36] ---
I'll try the next one.
[28:37] ---
Please do, please do.
[28:39] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[28:43] ---
No way.
[28:51] ---
He loves me.
[28:53] ---
He loves me not.
[28:55] ---
He loves me.
[28:58] ---
He loves me not.
[29:00] ---
He loves me.
[29:02] ---
He...
[29:05] ---
He... He...
[29:08] ---
Resurrection.
[29:23] ---
Bobumi!
SIGN Specially returns tonight!
SIGN Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2
[29:24] ---
It's everyone's favorite...
[29:25] ---
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
[29:28] ---
...pota-mouth!
[29:37] ---
Pop Epic Cooking!
[29:42] ---
Pop Epic...
[29:43] ---
Cooking!
[29:45] ---
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
[29:49] ---
Get in line.
[29:53] ---
March.
SIGN #14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company
SIGN Edo Era Pop Team
[30:02] ---
It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...
[30:06] ---
are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.
[30:10] ---
What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?
[30:15] ---
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
[30:19] ---
But we only have four grace frames.
[30:22] ---
Which means?
[30:24] ---
I know! I know!
[30:27] ---
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
[30:32] ---
But a with light punch...
[30:33] ---
You'll hit him!
[30:34] ---
Oh my God, what have you done!
[30:37] ---
What, light punches are forbidden?
[30:40] ---
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
[30:43] ---
Mountain deity?
[30:45] ---
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
[30:50] ---
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead!
[30:56] ---
Tsk. Now you're springing quests on us?
[30:59] ---
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
[31:03] ---
When you put it that way...
[31:05] ---
I'm fired up now!
[31:07] ---
So, let's go.
[31:14] ---
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
[31:19] ---
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
[31:22] ---
then took an epic fall when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
[31:25] ---
My bike broke down,
and I got three stitches in my leg.
[31:30] ---
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
[31:34] ---
Sorry, Uncle.
[31:36] ---
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
[31:40] ---
Not this time.
[31:42] ---
Why?
[31:43] ---
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
[31:49] ---
Look to your right.
[31:54] ---
Absolutely gorgeous.
[31:57] ---
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
[32:00] ---
Follow your impulses.
[32:03] ---
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
[32:22] ---
Hey. Look.
[32:24] ---
What's their deal?
[32:28] ---
We heard the demon has revived himself.
[32:33] ---
You ass...
[32:40] ---
I'm the demon.
[32:44] ---
Let's rumble.
[32:59] ---
I can't get a hit in.
[33:01] ---
Four frames, remember?
[33:03] ---
Four frames...
[33:06] ---
Hit him with a light punch!
[33:19] ---
Popchin wins!
[33:21] ---
Well done, Popchin.
[33:23] ---
Daddy!
[33:32] ---
Uh-oh...
[33:34] ---
Pop Team Epic's ratings rely on
the ages 4-10 demographic.
[33:38] ---
You know who to call.
[33:40] ---
Ooh, right.
[33:41] ---
Okay, kids at home! Call him with us.
[33:44] ---
Shota Aoi, do something!
[33:49] ---
Hello!
[33:52] ---
What's wrong?
[33:55] ---
See for yourself, Shota Aoi.
[33:58] ---
Poor little tyke.
[34:00] ---
Okay. I've got this.
[34:02] ---
I can control space-time at will.
[34:06] ---
Here goes!
SIGN Hoshi-iro Girl Drop
SIGN Dental Clinic
[36:25] ---
I hope they get all your tartar off.
[36:29] ---
Me, too.
[36:31] ---
Hold her hand and talk to her.
[36:37] ---
Hiyashi tofu and hiyayakko's
only difference is their size.
[36:48] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[36:49] ---
Eh? What's that thing?
[36:50] ---
Don't copy me!
[36:52] ---
Don't copy me!
[36:53] ---
You're freaking dead, garbage!
[36:55] ---
Please, not so rough.
[36:57] ---
Please, not so rough.
[37:04] ---
If your foot hurts when I press it here,
you're scum.
[37:07] ---
Mmmrrrggg... D-Doesn't hurt a bit!
[37:11] ---
And if your foot hurts when I press
it here, you have a gentle soul.
[37:16] ---
Ow... I feel like that
totally hurts or something.
[37:25] ---
Hey, new college- rads,
let's use our imaginations!
[37:30] ---
Hate your boss? Murder him all you want,
with the power of imagination!
[37:37] ---
Imagination!
[37:40] ---
Aw, yeah!
[37:45] ---
Vroom, vroom! Ride on!
[37:57] ---
I'll stab you! I'll stab you!
[38:01] ---
What are you going to stab?
[38:04] ---
I'm gonna stab a vampire!
[38:08] ---
But no vampire lets me stab them.
[38:13] ---
Let her stab you!
[38:15] ---
Uh, b- but I...
SIGN Six Main Codes of Japan
[38:21] ---
Aura Cannon!
SIGN Legal Battler: Pipimi
[38:30] ---
I plead...
[38:32] ---
Innocent.
[38:34] ---
Innocent, innocent. Super-innocent!
[38:38] ---
She's innocent! Rule her innocent! Innocent!
[38:55] ---
The golden season is gone.
[38:59] ---
We can barely find any VAs for the show.
[39:03] ---
I think we've milked this stupid anime dry.
[39:11] ---
Our parodies of major works...
[39:14] ---
get buried when we take them too far.
[39:19] ---
When niche jokes
only get "Huh?" reactions,
[39:23] ---
they also never get shown on air.
[39:29] ---
We won't attempt to flatter our followers.
[39:33] ---
And we couldn't care
less about the haters.
[39:37] ---
You know this is the
dumbest anime of all time.
[39:48] ---
Whoa! So metallic.
[39:51] ---
I just saw the concept
of coolness reach max.
[39:54] ---
Oh, I'm still nurturing my coolness.
[39:57] ---
Oh, you tease!
Can you possibly make a girl happier?
[40:03] ---
Throw it far, okay?
[40:05] ---
I've got this!
[40:06] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[40:14] ---
I'll try the next one.
[40:15] ---
Please do, please do.
[40:17] ---
Glory to Pop Team Epic!
[40:21] ---
No way.
[40:28] ---
He loves me.
[40:31] ---
He loves me not.
[40:34] ---
He loves me.
[40:36] ---
He loves me not.
[40:38] ---
He loves me.
[40:39] ---
He...
[40:43] ---
He... He...
[40:46] ---
Resurrection.
[40:54] ---
He loves me!
SIGN Specially returns tonight!
[41:01] ---
Bobumi!
SIGN Everyone's Hippo
Episode 2
[41:02] ---
It's everyone's favorite...
[41:03] ---
Hippo-hippo-hippo! Hippo-hippo-hippo...
[41:14] ---
Pop Epic Cooking!
[41:20] ---
Pop Epic...
[41:21] ---
Cooking!
[41:23] ---
Today, we'll be making pot-au-feu.
[41:27] ---
Get in line.
[41:31] ---
March.
SIGN #14 Edo Era Pop Team
by Space Cat Company
SIGN Edo Era Pop Team
[41:40] ---
It's the Edo Era.
Our two stylish middle-schoolers...
[41:44] ---
are roaming Japan's islands in search
of the legendary battleaxe.
[41:48] ---
What sort of ruckus will our
duo be stirring up today?
[41:53] ---
Make sure you get in your counterattack
when possible.
[41:57] ---
But we only have four grace frames.
[42:01] ---
Which means?
[42:02] ---
I know! I know!
[42:05] ---
It means your enemy will only be
vulnerable for attack within four frames.
[42:09] ---
But with a light punch...
[42:11] ---
You'll hit him!
[42:13] ---
Oh my God, what have you done!
[42:15] ---
What, light punches are forbidden?
[42:18] ---
How could you kill the
deity of this mountain?!
[42:21] ---
Mountain deity?
[42:23] ---
Our deity banished the demon who
possesses this mountain.
[42:28] ---
You must take responsibility for your
actions and defeat the demon in his stead.
[42:34] ---
Now you're springing quests on us?
[42:37] ---
I see no problem with it, Poppy.
Things are starting to get interesting.
[42:41] ---
When you put it that way...
[42:43] ---
I'm fired up now!
[42:45] ---
So, let's go.
[42:52] ---
I was fourteen the
first time I rode a bike.
[42:56] ---
I took my uncle's bike without asking,
[42:59] ---
then took an epic fall when
I tried to pop a wheelie.
[43:03] ---
My bike broke down,
and I got three stitches in my leg.
[43:08] ---
It was enough of an experience
to make me fall in love.
[43:12] ---
Sorry, Uncle.
[43:15] ---
Lame. Why don't you try another wheelie?
[43:18] ---
Not this time.
[43:19] ---
Why?
[43:20] ---
It kinda sucks getting mocked
by staff younger than me.
[43:27] ---
Look to your right.
[43:32] ---
Absolutely gorgeous.
[43:34] ---
When I rev up the engine,
I can forget all my troubles.
[43:38] ---
Follow your impulses.
[43:41] ---
The roads we ride now
will never be ridden again.
[44:00] ---
Hey. Look.
[44:01] ---
What's their deal?
[44:06] ---
We heard the demon has revived himself.
[44:11] ---
You ass...
[44:18] ---
I'm the demon.
[44:22] ---
Let's rumble.
[44:35] ---
I can't get a hit in.
[44:39] ---
Four frames, remember?
[44:41] ---
Four frames...
[44:43] ---
Hit him with a light punch...
[44:48] ---
I'm correcting you!
[44:53] ---
Wait a second!
[44:57] ---
He has a young daughter!
[45:01] ---
Look at her!
[45:07] ---
Time to go home, Poppy.
[45:09] ---
What a narrow escape.
[45:12] ---
All's well that ends well.
[45:15] ---
It's not at all "well"!
[45:19] ---
This mountain's security is in jeopardy
with these two around.
[45:22] ---
P-Please, listen to me.
[45:24] ---
I want to turn over a new leaf.
Stop being evil.
[45:28] ---
Right now, I'm content just
riding with a gang I like.
[45:32] ---
See? He's reformed.
[45:33] ---
But that won't do!
[45:34] ---
He's the scum of society.
[45:37] ---
Eh? Things got pretty effed up, huh?
[45:40] ---
Whatever shall I do?
[45:42] ---
It ends here, Shota Aoi.
[45:45] ---
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
[45:49] ---
Today, I will put an end to you.
[45:52] ---
Put an end to me?
[45:54] ---
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
[45:58] ---
Just who do you think you are?
[46:16] ---
It's me?
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