E3 - Poputan

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SIGN    By: AC-bu
[00:00] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Popuko?
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[00:06] Popuko
    Wow, that smells divine.
    I'll just drink it now!
[00:10] Popuko
    Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    This is hot water...
[00:13] Popuko
    This is hot water...
[00:15] Popuko
    This isn't coffee, this is hot water!
[00:18] Pipimi
    Oh, how embarrassing!
[00:19] Popuko
    I can't say that...
[00:21] Popuko
    Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
    The robust, rich coffee flavor...
SIGN    This is just hot water...
[00:28] Pipimi
    This is just hot water...
[00:30] Popuko
    This is just hot water, right?
SIGN    This is just hot water, right?
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[01:00] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[01:03] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[01:05] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[01:06] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:10] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:16] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:20] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:28] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:33] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:40] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:44] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:47] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:51] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[02:11] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[02:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[02:20] Popuko and Pipimi
    Educational anime: Poputan!
[02:24] Popuko
    Hi! I'm Poputan!
[02:25] Pipimi
    I'm Pipitan!
[02:28] Popuko
    We're here today to get some milk
    so we can make some delicious cake!
[02:33] Pipimi
    Do you know where we are right now?
[02:40] Pipimi
    That's right! We're at the farm!
[02:42] Pipimi
    Bokujou ni kita no!
[02:44] Popuko and Pipimi
    We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
[02:48] Popuko and Pipimi
    We came to get some milk so we
    can make some delicious cake!
[02:53] Popuko
    But Pipitan, what animal
    can we get milk from?
[02:58] Pipitan
    I wonder. Do you know?
[03:06] Piptan
    That's right! We get it from the cow!
[03:08] Piptan
    Ushi-san da ne!
[03:10] Poputan
    Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
[03:14] Old guy
    Would you like to squeeze out
    some of my milk?
[03:25] Poputan
    Hi, Cow. Can we have some milk, please?
[03:27] Cow
    Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
[03:30] Cow
    Sure, you can have some of my milk.
[03:33] Poputan
    Yeah!
[03:35] Pipitan
    Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
[03:38] Pipitan
    Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
[03:40] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
    You can do it, Poputan!
[03:44] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
    You can do it, Poputan!
[03:51] Poputan
    Oh my fucking God, the pressure!
    You don't even know what it feels like!
[03:55] Poputan
    Poputan's done with this shit!
[03:56] Pipitan
    Poputan is unable to deal with
    societal pressures any longer
[03:59] Pipitan
    and is now just rejecting
    society altogether.
[04:01] Pipitan
    You might also be unknowingly
    putting pressure on someone
[04:06] Pipitan
    when showing your support,
    and making them suffer.
[04:09] Pipitan
    Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
    Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
[04:12] Pipitan
    Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
[04:15] Pipitan
    Okay, everyone! Ready, and...
[04:20] Poputan
    Hmph. Actions speak louder
    than words, assholes.
[04:23] Pipitan
    Looks like she's still in a bad mood.
[04:26] Pipitan
    I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
[04:29] Pipitan
    Ready, and PT Bag!
[04:33] PT Bag
    PT Bag to the rescue!
[04:36] PT Bag
    PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
[04:41] PT Bag
    Here are today's items!
[04:43] Pipitan
    I wonder which item will make
    Poputan the happiest.
[04:46] Pipitan
    Do you know, boys and girls?
[04:52] Pipitan
    That's right! Money!
[04:53] Pipitan
    Okane da ne!
[04:54] Pipitan
    Thanks, everyone!
[05:01] Poputan
    Why don't we just buy milk with this money?
SIGN    Store
[05:04] Cow
    Good idea! The store's just over there.
[05:06] Poputan
    Wow, there are so many things on display!
[05:10] Pipitan
    I wonder which one of these things is milk.
[05:17] Poputan and Pipitan
    Meat, veggies, and beer!
[05:20] Poputan and Pipitan
    Cheers!
SIGN    BBQ Area
[05:22] Pipitan
    Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
[05:24] Old Guy
    Would you like to try my wiener, too?
[05:27] Poputan
    Oh? I think I hear some dude
    sexually harassing us.
[05:30] Pipitan
    Could you all point him out to us?
[05:37] Poputan and Pipitan
    Thank you!
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[05:46] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:50] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[05:53] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[05:56] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[06:01] Pipimi
    Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
[06:06] Pipimi
    We'll just have to cut costs...
[06:09] Pipimi
    where we can.
[06:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[06:19] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:27] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[06:31] Popuko
    Time for another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking!
[06:34] Popuko
    Our ingredient today is...
[06:37] Popuko
    Bell peppers!
[06:39] Popuko
    No! It's a friggin' bell pepper!
    I hate all bell peppers!
[06:43] Popuko
    Horf.
[06:44] Pipimi
    You're gonna make Bell Peppermi
    real sad saying that.
[06:48] Popuko
    Bell Peppermi!
[06:56] Pipimi
    Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
SIGN    Fin
[07:00] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:04] Nanachi
    Na!
[07:04] Narrator
    Nanachi Ranking!
[07:07] Popuko
    Nanachi Ranking!
[07:09] Pipimi
    What's today's ranking?
[07:11] Popuko
    Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
[07:13] Pipimi
    Let's jump right into number five!
SIGN    TH
SIGN    Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[07:16] Narrator
    Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
SIGN    NANACHI
    RANKING
[07:19] Nanachi
    You shitty anime. How dare you
    mess around with me again?
[07:23] Nanachi
    Nom.
[07:29] Popuko
    Oh, just look how happy Nanachi is.
[07:33] Pipimi
    But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
    place, who knows how the rest will go?
[07:36] Pipimi
    Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
SIGN    Ranking Results
SIGN    1st Fried Shrimp Curry
SIGN    2nd Sasebo Burger
SIGN    3rd Lu Rou Fan
SIGN    4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
SIGN    5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[07:38] Narrator
    This is how the ranking turned out.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:45] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:47] Popuko
    Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
[07:47] Pipimi
    Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
[07:51] Mother
    Please stop this!
    There are children present!
[07:55] Popuko
    Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
    over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
[07:58] Pipimi
    'Kay.
[08:02] Popuko
    Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
[08:02] Pipimi
    Clench, clench. Clench, clench.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[08:06] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[08:09] Popuko
    I wanna give a giraffe some food!
[08:12] Popuko
    Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
[08:16] Popuko
    O-Oh...
[08:20] Popuko
    Dearie me, my hands seem to be
    drenched in drooly drool now.
[08:23] Popuko
    I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:26] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic
[08:29] Popuko
    Good morning.
[08:33] Popuko
    I'm going to be surprising
    someone in their sleep today.
[08:39] Popuko
    Be very quiet, now. Softly...
[08:42] Popuko
    Soft...
[08:54] Popuko
    Soft...
[08:54] Pipimi
    Whut?
[08:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:01] Pipimi
    Wait, wait!
[09:05] Pipimi
    Wait, wait! Wait, wait!
[09:09] Pipimi
    Wait! The way you're running like
    a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
[09:14] Pipimi
    Wait, wait!
[09:17] Popuko
    Tehehe, yeah.
[09:24] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:41] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh, kweh!
[09:43] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh!
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
[09:46] Pipimi
    Kweh?
SIGN    Dafuq...?
[09:48] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
    Kweh-kweh, kweh-kweh!
SIGN    Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
SIGN    When I went down into the dungeon,
[09:52] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh, kweh...
SIGN    the floor suddenly disappeared,
[09:55] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
SIGN    and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
[09:58] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh... kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
SIGN    I don't believe you.
[10:00] Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh, kweh.
[10:02] Popuko
    KWEH, KWEH-KWEH, KWEH!
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
[10:04] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:11] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Pipimi
    Thank you for bwuying Pop Team Epic.
[11:09] Popuko
    You totally messed up just now.
[11:11] Pipimi
    Huh?!
[11:11] Popuko
    One more time.
[11:12] Pipimi
    P-P-Pop T-Team Epic, er, fank...
[11:15] Popuko
    That's the part you're going to mess up?
[11:17] Popuko
    Are we just going to end like this?
[11:19] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic...
[11:21] Popuko
    Yes, you got that part.
[11:22] Pipimi
    Thank you for buying the show.
    Whew, I said it.
[11:24] Popuko
    Yes, thank you. But you know,
[11:25] Popuko
    I think some people are streaming it, too.
[11:27] Pipimi
    What?
[11:27] Popuko
    LOL, "What?"
[11:28] Pipimi
    Really.
[11:29] Popuko
    Yes. You can actually stream it, too.
[11:32] Pipimi
    But we need these folks to buy it.
[11:34] Popuko
    But would they buy it?
[11:36] Pipimi
    Well, yeah. You're not going to buy it?
[11:38] Popuko
    Maybe... I guess I would.
[11:40] Pipimi
    You will, right?
[11:40] Popuko
    Buy it! Please!
[11:43] Pipimi
    I'm not gonna buy it, though.
[11:44] Popuko
    What?
[11:45] Pipimi
    I'm gonna buy me some
    shine muscat grapes instead.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Popuko?
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[11:56] Popuko
    Wow, that smells divine.
    I'll just drink it now!
[12:00] Popuko
    Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    This is hot water...
[12:03] Popuko
    This is hot water...
[12:05] Popuko
    This isn't coffee, this is hot water!
[12:08] Pipimi
    Oh, how embarrassing!
[12:09] Popuko
    I can't say that...
[12:11] Popuko
    Th-The rich, robust flavor of coffee...
    The robust, rich coffee flavor...
SIGN    This is just hot water...
[12:18] Pipimi
    This is just hot water...
[12:20] Popuko
    This is just hot water, right?
SIGN    This is just hot water, right?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:50] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:53] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:55] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:56] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[13:00] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[13:10] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:15] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:23] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:28] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:30] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:34] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:37] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:41] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[13:58] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[14:03] Popuko and Pipimi
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
    Doot do do doo, Poputan!
[14:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop, pop, p-pop, pop...
[14:07] Pipimi
    DOOT DO DO DOO BOOM!
[14:09] Popuko and Pipimi
    Educational anime: Poputan!
[14:14] Popuko
    Hi! I'm Poputan!
[14:16] Pipimi
    I'm Pipitan!
[14:17] Popuko
    We're here today to get some milk
    so we can make some delicious cake!
[14:21] Pipimi
    Yay!
[14:22] Pipimi
    Do you know where we are right now?
[14:30] Pipimi
    That's right! We're at the farm!
[14:33] Pipimi
    Bokujou ni kita no!
[14:34] Popuko and Pipimi
    We came to the farm! We came to the farm!
[14:38] Popuko
    We came to get some milk so we
    can make some delicious cake!
[14:38] Pipitan
    Pop, pop-pop, pop...
[14:43] Popuko
    On Stle.
[14:44] Popuko
    But Pipitan, what animal
    can we get milk from?
[14:48] Pipitan
    I wonder. Do you know?
[14:52] Popuko
    C... C-C... C... Beep!
[14:56] Piptan
    That's right! We get it from the cow!
[14:59] Piptan
    Ushi-san da ne!
[15:00] Poputan
    Hi, Cow. Gimme some milk!
[15:04] Old guy
    Would you like to squeeze out
    some of my milk?
[15:06] Popuko
    Shut the hell up!
    Yours is probably cloudy AF!
[15:08] Popuko
    We're gonna chop it off.
[15:08] Pipimi
    Ye. Hey, old man.
[15:10] Popuko
    Yeah, that's right.
    Say goodbye to your balls.
[15:12] Pipimi
    One old man's about to turn into two—
[15:16] Poputan
    Hi, Cow! Gimme some milk!
[15:17] Cow
    Oh, hi there, Poputan and Pipitan.
[15:19] Poputan
    Hey.
[15:20] Cow
    Sure, you can have some of my milk.
[15:21] Poputan
    Hurry it up.
[15:23] Poputan
    Yeah! Hell yeah!
[15:25] Pipitan
    Will Poputan be able to get the milk okay?
[15:28] Pipitan
    Let's all cheer on Poputan together.
[15:31] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
    You can do it, Poputan!
[15:34] Pipitan
    You can do it, Poputan!
[15:46] Pipitan
    Poputan is unable to deal with
    societal pressures any longer
[15:49] Pipitan
    and is now just rejecting
    society altogether.
[15:51] Pipitan
    You might also be unknowingly
    putting pressure on someone
[15:56] Pipitan
    when showing your support,
    and making them suffer.
[15:59] Pipitan
    Come on, let's apologize to Poputan.
    Let's say, "We're sorry, Poputan."
[16:02] Pipitan
    Poputan! Everyone wants to apologize!
[16:05] Pipitan
    Everyone! Ready, and...
[16:10] Poputan
    I've been searching for my name,
    but you bastards haven't tweeted shit.
[16:14] Pipitan
    Hm... Sounds like Junya's
    still in a pissy mood.
[16:18] Pipitan
    I guess this is a job for PT Bag.
[16:20] Pipitan
    Ready, and PT Bag!
[16:23] PT Bag
    PT Bag to the rescue!
[16:26] PT Bag
    PT Bag, PT Bag. Wow, wow, wow, wow.
[16:31] PT Bag
    Here are today's items!
[16:34] Pipitan
    I wonder which item will make
    Poputan the happiest.
[16:36] Pipitan
    Do you know, boys and girls?
[16:42] Pipitan
    That's right! Money!
[16:44] Pipitan
    Okane da ne!
[16:45] Pipitan
    Thanks, everyone!
[16:49] Poputan
    Woo! This is going right
    into Forex! Forex!
[16:51] Poputan
    Why don't we just use this
    money for Forex?
SIGN    Store
[16:54] Cow
    Good idea! The store's just over there.
[16:54] Poputan
    Bitch, listen to me! I said Forex!
[16:56] Poputan
    Wow, there are so many things
    on dicksplay! I mean, display!
[16:59] Pipitan
    Dude, shut the hell up.
[17:01] Pipitan
    I wonder which one of these things is milk.
[17:04] Poputan
    It's the white one.
[17:06] Poputan and Pipitan
    Meat! Veggies! Beer!
[17:09] Pipimi
    Beer!
[17:10] Poputan and Pipitan
    Hell yeah!
[17:11] Popuko
    Great job.
SIGN    BBQ Area
[17:12] Pipitan
    Having a BBQ was clearly the right answer.
[17:14] Old Guy
    Would you like to try my wiener, too?
[17:17] Poputan
    Yours ain't that big.
    It's probably like an enoki mushroom.
[17:19] Pipimi
    Oh, dear, dear, dear. Could you all
    point out where this asshat is?
[17:27] Poputan and Pipitan
    Thank you!
[17:29] Pipimi
    Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
[17:32] Popuko
    Dude, you've only got an enoki
    mushroom. Quit bragging.
[17:32] Pipimi
    Fried chicken! Fried chicken!
[17:33] Pipimi
    Gonna turn this old guy into some
    fried chicken! Fried chicken! Fried...
[17:35] Popuko
    Look how thin it is.
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[17:37] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[17:40] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[17:43] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[17:46] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[17:52] Pipimi
    Hey, now. That's definitely over budget.
[17:55] Pipimi
    We'll just have to cut costs...
[17:58] Pipimi
    where we can.
[18:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[18:09] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:16] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[18:21] Popuko
    Time for another episode
    of Pop Team Cooking!
[18:24] Popuko
    There better not be any bell peppers.
    I told you to fuck off with the—
[18:27] Popuko
    Bell peppers!
[18:30] Popuko
    No! I hate bell peppers!
[18:33] Popuko
    Horf.
[18:34] Pipimi
    You're gonna make...
[18:36] Pipimi
    Bell Peppermi real sad saying that.
[18:38] Popuko
    Bell Peppermi!
[18:46] Pipimi
    Yeah, I'm done being Peppermi.
SIGN    Fin
[18:50] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[18:54] Nanachi
    Na!
[18:55] Narrator
    Nanachi Ranking!
[18:57] Popuko
    Nanachi Ranking!
[18:59] Pipimi
    What's today's ranking?
[19:01] Popuko
    Five things we want Nanachi to eat!
[19:03] Pipimi
    Let's jump right into number five!
SIGN    TH
SIGN    Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[19:06] Narrator
    Fifth place: Flounder wrapped in kelp sushi!
SIGN    NANACHI
    RANKING
[19:09] Nanachi
    You shitty anime. How dare you
    mess around with me again?
[19:13] Nanachi
    Nom.
[19:19] Popuko
    You just can't stop someone's dreams!
[19:23] Pipimi
    But if Nanachi's already like this with fifth
    place, who knows how the rest will go?
[19:26] Pipimi
    Rescue squad, make sure you're on standby!
SIGN    Ranking Results
SIGN    1st Fried Shrimp Curry
SIGN    2nd Sasebo Burger
SIGN    3rd Lu Rou Fan
SIGN    4th Chicken Paitan Ramen
SIGN    5th Flounder Wrapped in Kelp Sushi
[19:28] Narrator
    This is how the ranking turned out.
[19:31] Popuko
    They just keep saying Naaa... How adorable.
[19:34] Pipimi
    Naaa.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:37] Popuko
    Well? You say your prayers yet? Huh?
[19:37] Pipimi
    All right, let's get this
    shit started. You ready?
[19:41] Mother
    Please stop this!
    There are children present!
[19:45] Popuko
    Oh, fine. I guess we'll have to switch
    over to kiddy-friendly torture today.
[19:48] Pipimi
    Okay.
[19:50] Popuko
    'Kay. We're gonna make your
    wittle teef chitter-chatter.
[19:50] Pipimi
    'Kay, let me see those
    widdle hands of yours.
[19:55] Popuko
    Those spikes must feel real nice.
SIGN    By: Asami Ike
[19:59] Popuko
    I wanna give a giraffe some food!
[20:02] Popuko
    Wow! He's eating it, he's eating it!
[20:06] Popuko
    Ah... Hnnnnngh...
[20:10] Popuko
    Dearie me, my hands seem to be
    drenched in drooly drool now.
[20:13] Popuko
    I'll just wipe them off on this dolphin.
[20:16] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:20] Popuko
    Good morning!
[20:21] Popuko
    I'm going to be surprising
    someone in their sleep today.
[20:25] Popuko
    I'm gonna slobber all over her toothbrush.
[20:29] Popuko
    If she's sleeping naked,
    I'm gonna upload that shit to YouTube.
[20:31] Pipimi
    If you had a crush on me,
    you should've just said so.
[20:37] Pipimi
    Why didn't you just tell me...?
[20:44] Pipimi
    I haven't been able to sleep for years
    because I keep thinking about you...
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:51] Pipimi
    Wait, wait!
[20:53] Popuko
    Nope!
[20:55] Pipimi
    Come on, wait for me!
[20:59] Pipimi
    OMG. The way you're running like
    a bugged-out 3D game is so cute!
[21:05] Popuko
    I bet you say that to all the girls!
[21:07] Popuko
    Oh, stop!
[21:07] Pipimi
    I do not!
[21:08] Popuko
    Playboy, playboy!
[21:15] Pipimi
    Popu-chan!
[21:29] Popuko
    Literally who?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:31] Popuko and Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh, kweh!
SIGN    Kweh
[21:34] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh, kweh!
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
SIGN    Kweh
[21:37] Pipimi
    Kweh?
SIGN    Dafuq...?
[21:39] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh-kweh...
SIGN    Let me tell you how I got into this predicament...
[21:42] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh...
SIGN    When I went down into the dungeon,
[21:44] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh, kweh?!
SIGN    the floor suddenly disappeared,
[21:45] Popuko
    Kweh, kweh-kweh, kweh!
SIGN    and the treasure chests on that floor were all monsters!
[21:48] Popuko
    Kweh-kweh, pi pi pi kweh!
[21:50] Pipimi
    Kweh, kweh.
SIGN    I don't believe you.
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
SIGN    WELL, IT CLEARLY HAPPENED!!
[21:52] Popuko
    KWEH-KWEH, PI PI PI!
SIGN    Takeshobo Co. Ltd.
[21:54] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:02] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Popuko
    Man, I'm exhausted.
[22:57] Pipimi
    No kidding.
[22:58] Popuko
    They gave us too much freedom.
[23:00] Pipimi
    H-How the hell did this even happen?
[23:01] Popuko
    Yuma-kun, you were insane.
[23:04] Pipimi
    No—
[23:05] Pipimi
    Aaaaaaaargh! My head! My head!
SIGN    Clank
[23:07] Popuko
    Oh, no! He's broken!
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:09] Popuko
    Yuma! Yuma-tan's broken!
[23:13] Popuko
    What's wrong? You love this shit, don't you?
[23:15] Pipimi
    Huh?
[23:15] Popuko
    You love having all this freedom, don't you?
[23:17] Pipimi
    I-I never thought I'd be going
    through all this on Pop Team Epic.
[23:20] Pipimi
    King Records is just...
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:22] Popuko
    Your record label is King Records.
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
SIGN    Clank
[23:24] Pipimi
    They're messed up, man.
[23:25] Popuko
    So, you're probably going to go record
    another song after this session, aren't you?
[23:29] Popuko
    For King Records.
[23:30] Pipimi
    I'mma go work.
[23:32] Popuko
    I believe in you.
[23:32] Pipimi
    Today... Today's just, WTF?!
[23:36] Popuko
    Should we not say this?
[23:37] Pipimi
    And we're just out of time.