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E7 - Raising Hell: The Hellshake Arrow

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SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[00:22] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:23] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:25] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:27] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:28] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:30] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:32] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:33] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:35] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:38] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[00:42] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:02] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:06] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:08] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:15] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:20] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[01:40] Popuko
    I got yelled at for saying I wanted
    to become a paladin when I grew up.
[01:44] Popuko
    But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
[01:47] Narrator
    Hellshake Yano.
SIGN    Hellshake Yano
SIGN    The musician who wrote his name
     into legend at the Big Budokan
    Hellshake Yano
[01:50] Narrator
    The musician who wrote his name
    into legend at the Big Budokan.
[01:54] Narrator
    Alas, his musical career was crushed
    in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
SIGN    Major Contract
[01:57] Narrator
    his major record label contract went kaput,
[01:59] Narrator
    and Yano disappeared
    without anyone noticing.
SIGN    Investigative Team
[02:03] Narrator
    Our investigative team decided
    to track Yano down
[02:06] Narrator
    so they could do an up-close-
    and-personal interview!
[02:09] Narrator
    Ta-dah!
SIGN    Emotional Documentary Special
    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[02:10] Narrator
    Emotional Documentary Special:
    Rising Hell The Hellshake Arrow.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[02:18] Narrator
    A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
[02:20] Narrator
    That's where our team
    found Yano working.
[02:24] Shop owner
    Make sure you shake all the
    water out of those noodles.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[02:26] Yano
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[02:28] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
    shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[02:30] Narrator
    Yano had forgotten about music
    and was shaking noodles instead.
[02:30] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
    shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[02:34] Narrator
    But then, Yano got a visitor...
[02:38] Manager
    I finally found you.
[02:40] Yano
    Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
[02:42] Manager
    Heh, don't go underestimating
    your former manager's instincts.
[02:45] Manager
    Yano, why don't you try entering this?
SIGN    Gather 'round, future stars
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    Win the Grand Prix
    and become a star!
SIGN    We're waiting for all
     the musicians to apply!
SIGN    We're cheering you on!
SIGN    Date:
SIGN    Place:
    Event Space
[02:50] Manager
    A music contest where only
    the top musicians compete!
[02:53] Manager
    The Musicione Grand Prix!
[02:55] Manager
    If you win this,
    you'll go back to being a star overni—
[02:59] Yano
    Ain't interested.
[03:00] Manager
    What?!
[03:01] Yano
    I decided not to do music ever again.
[03:05] Yano
    Never, ever again.
[03:08] Manager
    Y-Yano...
[03:10] Manager
    Yano...
[03:12] Narrator
    The day of the event.
SIGN    Event Space
[03:15] Narrator
    Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
[03:20] Yano
    I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
    win this thing! Hell yeah!
[03:25] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[03:32] Narrator
    And now, a word from our sponsor,
    Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
SIGN    Apollon
[03:42] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[03:43] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[03:46] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[03:48] Popuko and Pipimi
    Celebrating 50 years.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    Thank you for 50 years
[03:51] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[03:52] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[03:54] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[03:57] Popuko and Pipimi
    A slightly unique music shop.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    A slightly unique music shop
[04:00] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[04:02] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[04:04] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[04:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Located in Niigata.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    6 shops in Niigata
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[04:15] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
[04:19] Host
    Musicione Grand Prix!
SIGN    Musicione
    Grand Prix
SIGN    4 minutes
[04:22] Host
    Our contestants will have four minutes
    to present their musici.
[04:25] Host
    Our judges will repeatedly
    tap their buttons to award points,
SIGN    Point Button
    Tap Repeatedly
[04:28] Host
    and our contestants will compete
    for the highest total score.
SIGN    Total Score
[04:31] Host
    All right, let's welcome
    our first contestant!
[04:34] Narrator
    Pshuu...
[04:35] Host
    Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
[04:39] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step.
SIGN    No-Subject Prince
[04:42] No-Subject Prince
    I'm the No-Subject Prince.
    Don't expect a subject from me.
SIGN    Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
SIGN    Time Remaining
[04:46] Host
    He's taking his time...
[04:48] Host
    Just how is he going to leave
    the subject out of a sentence?
[04:50] Host
    He's running out of time!
[04:53] No-Subject Prince
    Bow down...
SIGN    Bow down...
[04:54] Judge
    He did it!
[04:55] Host
    He magnificently left out any subject there.
    Look at those points rack up!
[04:58] Host
    And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Kapow
[05:00] No-Subject Prince
    Thank you.
[05:02] Yano
    He got a perfect score with just
    a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
[05:05] Yano
    I'm up next!
SIGN    Stage
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    D-D-D-Dash
[05:06] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-Dash...
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[05:09] Host
    Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
[05:13] Narrator
    Pshuu!
[05:14] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step.
[05:18] Narrator
    It was then that Yano realized
    his fatal shortcoming.
SIGN    Musicione
[05:21] Yano
    D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
    Where do I tap?
SIGN    Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
[05:25] Yano
    D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
    Take that, and that!
[05:28] Yano
    Damn it! It's no use! But why?
[05:30] Yano
    Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
[05:32] Yano
    But why?! The guitar!
[05:32] Manager
    Yano, what's wrong?
[05:35] Manager
    Don't tell me you forgot how
    to play the guitar...
[05:40] Manager
    I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
[05:43] Narrator
    Rustle, rustle, rustle,
    flappy, flap, flap...
[05:46] Narrator
    Rustle.
SIGN    New Hotel
[05:47] Host
    What's this? Yano's second
    has thrown in the towel!
[05:50] Host
    Is Yano going to forfeit?
[05:52] Yano
    Hell no!
[05:53] Narrator
    Fwap!
[05:55] Yano
    Don't think... Just move
    the way your instincts tell you!
SIGN    Think
SIGN    No, don't think...
SIGN    Yano...
[05:58] Yano
    Just move your body!
[06:00] Yano
    Here I go!
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[06:01] Narrator
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[06:04] Yano
    Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
[06:06] Yano
    These are the movements I do
    at the ramen shop!
SIGN    Wait, nooooo
SIGN    Worldly Desires
[06:10] Yano
    I need to purge these worldly desires
    I acquired in mundane life...
SIGN    Hell
[06:15] Yano
    and regain Hell within my heart!
[06:17] Yano
    Hey, staff! Snap!
[06:20] Yano
    Come on, bring me a new guitar!
[06:21] Narrator
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
SIGN    Purifying Guitar
[06:24] Yano
    The guitar that has 108 strings...
    The Purifying Guitar!
[06:28] Yano
    I'll use this to get rid of all of
    my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
[06:31] Manager
    108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
[06:33] Yano
    Just shut up and watch!
[06:35] Manager
    Throw in the towel!
[06:37] Yano
    Hell no!
[06:43] Yano
    Hellshaaaaake!
[06:48] Narrator
    Crack...
SIGN    Crack...
[06:51] Narrator
    Snap!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Snap
[06:53] Yano
    Oh, no! My pick shattered!
[06:55] Yano
    Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
SIGN    Victory
[07:02] Yano
    Ah... My dreams...
[07:04] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
[07:05] Yano
    Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
[07:08] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
[07:10] Yano
    Hey! You're the one that appears out
    of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
[07:13] Bird
    Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
[07:16] Yano
    What?
[07:17] Bird
    Then...
[07:18] Yano
    What's there?
[07:19] Bird
    Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
[07:21] Yano
    Hey, wait!
[07:23] Host
    You've got thirty seconds left!
SIGN    30 Seconds Remaining
[07:25] Yano
    Crap!
SIGN    Guitarist Forest
[07:26] Yano
    I don't have time to waste!
[07:28] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
[07:29] Narrator
    And Yano ran, believing
    in that tiny glimmer of hope.
[07:32] Narrator
    He ran down that perilous path!
[07:35] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 28 seconds remaining!
[07:38] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 26 seconds remaining!
[07:40] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 24 seconds remaining!
[07:43] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
[07:43] Narrator
    And then, deep in the forest,
    he finally found it...
[07:49] Yano
    Oh! That's...
[07:51] Narrator
    Zooom.
[07:53] Yano
    The legendary pick that can pick
    through anything! The Master Pick!
SIGN    Master Pick
[07:59] Yano
    Master Pick, lend me your strength!
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
[08:04] Yano
    So this is the legendary...
    Wait, it's not coming out!
[08:07] Yano
    It's not budging!
[08:10] Yano
    I've always put my health first,
[08:14] Yano
    but right now, playing the guitar
    is more important!
[08:17] Yano
    Quiver, my body!
[08:20] Yano
    Quiver, quiver, quiver, quiver...
[08:24] Manager
    A-Amazing. He's making his health
    quiver and turning it into power!
[08:29] Manager
    The man who shakes even health,
    Hellshake Yano!
[08:34] Yano and Manager
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
[08:41] Yano and Manager
    And finally, the pick was released!
[08:45] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
[08:49] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
SIGN    Venue
[08:52] Yano
    Go!
[08:54] Narrator
    The overwhelming energy from
    the Master Pick became one with Yano
[08:58] Narrator
    and led him back to the venue.
[08:59] Narrator
    Crash!
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[09:00] Host
    What the?! A huge pick
    just fell from the sky!
[09:04] Yano
    I'm not out of the game yet!
[09:06] Yano
    I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
[09:09] Host
    Ten seconds remaining!
SIGN    10 Seconds Remaining
[09:10] Host
    Will he make it in time?!
[09:12] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[09:15] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[09:20] Yano
    Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Plink
    Clink
SIGN    Plonk
    Plank
SIGN    Twang
[09:25] Yano
    Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
SIGN    Plink
    Twang
SIGN    Plunk
SIGN    Psssh
SIGN    Tear Tear
    Kaput
[09:31] Yano and others
    Hell...shake!
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
[09:35] Narrator
    Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
SIGN    Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
[09:39] Host
    He managed to cut through
    all of the strings!
[09:41] Host
    Hellshake wins!
SIGN    1 Second Remaining
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
    Huff... Huff...
[09:46] Everyone
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
[09:56] Narrator
    Kaboom!
[09:57] Popuko
    Hey, are you listening?
[09:59] Pipimi
    Oh, sorry. I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[10:10] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:17] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi:
    Hellshake Yano:
    Manager:
    Narrator:
    Host:
    Judge:
    No-Subject Prince:
    Ramen Shop Owner:
    The One That Appears Out of
    Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
SIGN    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
     Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
[10:25] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:32] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:39] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:47] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:54] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[11:02] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    How Long Did It Take You to Make This?
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
[11:15] Staff
    How long did it take you to make this?
[11:18] Itakura
    Actually, I didn't really
    do anything for this.
[11:22] Itakura
    Adachi basically made
    the whole thing himself.
[11:24] Itakura
    So I saw the completed project,
    got involved with the acting part,
[11:28] Itakura
    and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
[11:30] Itakura
    I really like the "shake, shake, shake"
     during the ramen part.
[11:34] Itakura
    How long did this thing take you to make?
[11:36] Adachi
    Well, the script actually took quite a—
SIGN    Rerun
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
SIGN    Pop Team Epic
[12:11] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:13] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:15] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:16] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:18] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:20] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:21] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:23] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:25] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:28] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:31] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[12:52] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[12:56] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:05] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:09] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[13:31] Popuko
    I got yelled at for saying I wanted
    to become a paladin when I grew up.
[13:35] Popuko
    But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
[13:38] Narrator
    Hellshake Yano.
SIGN    Hellshake Yano
[13:40] Narrator
    The musician who wrote his name
    into legend at the Big Budokan.
SIGN    The musician who wrote his name
     into legend at the Big Budokan
    Hellshake Yano
[13:44] Narrator
    Alas, his musical career was crushed
    in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
[13:48] Narrator
    his major record label contract went kaput,
SIGN    Major Contract
[13:50] Narrator
    and Yano disappeared
    without anyone noticing.
SIGN    Investigative Team
[13:54] Narrator
    Our investigative team decided
    to track Yano down
[13:57] Narrator
    so they could do an up-close-
    and-personal interview!
[14:00] Narrator
    Ta-dah!
SIGN    Emotional Documentary Special
    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[14:01] Narrator
    Emotional Documentary Special:
    Rising Hell The Hellshake Arrow.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[14:09] Narrator
    A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
[14:11] Narrator
    That's where our team
    found Yano working.
[14:15] Shop owner
    Make sure you shake all the
    water out of those noodles.
SIGN    Ramen Shot
SIGN    Best Ramen in Town
SIGN    Ramen Shot
[14:17] Yano
    Yes, sir!
[14:18] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake,
    shake. Shake, shake, shake.
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[14:21] Narrator
    Yano had forgotten about music
    and was shaking noodles instead.
[14:24] Yano
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
    shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
[14:25] Narrator
    But then, Yano got a visitor...
[14:29] Manager
    I finally found you.
[14:31] Yano
    Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
[14:33] Manager
    Heh, don't go underestimating
    your former manager's instincts.
[14:37] Manager
    Yano, why don't you try entering this?
SIGN    Gather 'round, future stars
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    Win the Grand Prix
    and become a star!
SIGN    We're waiting for all
     the musicians to apply!
SIGN    We're cheering you on!!
SIGN    Date:
SIGN    Place:
    Event Space
[14:41] Manager
    A music contest where only
    the top musicians compete!
[14:44] Manager
    The Musicione Grand Prix!
[14:46] Manager
    If you win this,
    you'll go back to being a star overni—
[14:50] Yano
    Ain't interested.
[14:51] Manager
    What?!
[14:52] Yano
    I decided not to do music ever again.
[14:56] Yano
    Never, ever again.
[15:00] Manager
    Yano...
[15:02] Manager
    Yano!
[15:04] Narrator
    The day of the event.
SIGN    Event Space
[15:06] Narrator
    Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
[15:10] Yano
    I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
    win this thing! Hell yeah!
[15:15] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[15:22] Narrator
    And now, a word from our sponsor,
    Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    Exciting
[15:30] Popuko
    Exciting!
[15:31] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[15:33] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[15:36] Popuko and Pipimi
    Celebrating 50 years.
SIGN    Thank you for 50 years
SIGN    Apollon
[15:38] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[15:40] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[15:45] Popuko and Pipimi
    A slightly unique music shop.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    A slightly unique music shop
[15:48] Popuko
    Exciting!
SIGN    Exciting
[15:50] Pipimi
    Sound Shop!
SIGN    Sound Shop
[15:52] Popuko and Pipimi
    Apollon!
SIGN    Apollon
[15:55] Popuko and Pipimi
    Located in Niigata.
SIGN    Apollon
SIGN    6 shops in Niigata
[16:04] Narrator
    Rising Hell.
SIGN    Rising Hell
    The Hellshake Arrow
[16:08] Host
    Musicione Grand Prix!
SIGN    Musicione
    Grand Prix
[16:12] Host
    Our contestants will have four minutes
    to present their musici.
SIGN    4 minutes
[16:15] Host
    Our judges will repeatedly
    tap their buttons to award points,
SIGN    Point Button
    Tap Repeatedly
[16:17] Host
    and our contestants will compete
    for the highest total score.
SIGN    Total Score
[16:20] Host
    All right, let's welcome
    our first contestant!
[16:24] Narrator
    Pshuu...
[16:25] Host
    Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
[16:28] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step.
SIGN    No-Subject Prince
SIGN    Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
[16:32] No-Subject Prince
    I'm the No-Subject Prince.
    Don't expect a subject from me.
SIGN    Time Remaining
[16:35] Host
    He's taking his time...
[16:37] Host
    Just how is he going to leave
    the subject out of a sentence?
[16:41] Host
    He's running out of time!
[16:43] No-Subject Prince
    Bow down...
SIGN    Bow down...
[16:44] Judge
    He did it!
[16:46] Host
    He magnificently left out any subject there.
    Look at those points rack up!
[16:49] Host
    And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Kapow
[16:51] No-Subject Prince
    Thank you.
[16:53] Yano
    He got a perfect score with just
    a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
[16:56] Yano
    I'm up next!
SIGN    Stage
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
SIGN    D-D-D-Dash
[16:58] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-Dash...
[17:00] Host
    Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[17:03] Narrator
    Pshuu!
[17:03] Narrator
    Step, step, step, step... stop.
[17:07] Narrator
    It was then that Yano realized
    his fatal shortcoming.
SIGN    Musicione
[17:11] Yano
    D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
     Where do I tap?
SIGN    Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
[17:14] Yano
    D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
    Take that, and that!
[17:18] Yano
    Damn it! It's no use! But why?
[17:20] Yano
    Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
[17:21] Manager
    Yano, what's wrong?
[17:25] Manager
    Don't tell me you forgot how
    to play the guitar...
[17:29] Manager
    I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
[17:31] Narrator
    Rustle, rustle, rustle...
[17:33] Narrator
    Rustle.
SIGN    New Hotel
[17:34] Host
    What's this? Yano's second
    has thrown in the towel!
[17:39] Host
    Is Yano going to forfeit?
[17:42] Yano
    Hell no!
[17:43] Narrator
    Fwap!
[17:44] Yano
    Don't think... Just move
    the way your instincts tell you!
SIGN    Think
SIGN    No, don't think...
SIGN    Yano...
[17:48] Yano
    Just move your body!
[17:50] Yano
    Here I go!
[17:51] Narrator
    Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
SIGN    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
    shake
[17:54] Yano
    Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
[17:57] Yano
    These are the movements I do
    at the ramen shop!
SIGN    Wait, nooooo
SIGN    Worldly Desires
[18:01] Yano
    I need to purge these worldly desires
    I acquired in mundane life...
SIGN    Hell
[18:05] Yano
    and regain Hell within my heart!
[18:08] Yano
    Hey, staff! Snap!
[18:10] Yano
    Come on, bring me a new guitar!
[18:12] Narrator
    Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
SIGN    Purifying Guitar
[18:15] Yano
    The guitar that has 108 strings...
    The Purifying Guitar!
[18:18] Yano
    I'll use this to get rid of all
    of my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
[18:22] Manager
    108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
[18:25] Yano
    Just shut up and watch!
[18:27] Manager
    Throw in the towel!
[18:29] Yano
    Hell no!
[18:35] Yano
    Hellshaaaaake!
[18:40] Narrator
    Crack...
SIGN    Crack...
[18:42] Narrator
    Snap!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Snap
[18:44] Yano
    Oh, no! My pick shattered!
[18:47] Yano
    Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
SIGN    Victory
[18:52] Yano
    Ah... My dreams...
[18:55] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
[18:55] Yano
    Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
[18:59] Narrator
    Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
[19:01] Yano
    Hey! You're the one that appears out
    of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
[19:04] Bird
    Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
[19:07] Yano
    What?
[19:08] Bird
    Then...
[19:09] Yano
    What's there?
[19:11] Bird
    Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
[19:12] Yano
    Hey, wait!
SIGN    30 Seconds Remaining
[19:14] Host
    You've got thirty seconds left!
[19:16] Yano
    Crap!
[19:17] Yano
    I don't have time to waste!
[19:18] Narrator
    D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
[19:19] Narrator
    And Yano ran, believing
    in that tiny glimmer of hope.
SIGN    Guitarist Forest
[19:23] Narrator
    He ran down that perilous path!
[19:27] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 28 seconds remaining!
[19:32] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 26 seconds remaining!
[19:34] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
    Only 24 seconds remaining!
[19:37] Yano
    Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
[19:37] Narrator
    And then, deep in the forest,
    he finally found it...
[19:43] Yano
    Oh! That's...
[19:45] Narrator
    Zooom.
[19:48] Yano
    The legendary pick that can pick
    through anything! The Master Pick!
SIGN    Master Pick
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
[19:54] Yano
    Master Pick, lend me your strength!
[19:58] Yano
    So this is the legendary...
    Wait, it's not coming out!
[20:02] Yano
    It's not budging!
[20:06] Yano
    I've always put my health first,
[20:09] Yano
    but for right now, playing the guitar
    is more important!
[20:13] Yano
    Quiver, my body!
[20:20] Manager
    A-Amazing. He's making his health quiver
    and turning it into power!
[20:25] Manager
    The man who shakes even health,
    Hellshake Yano!
[20:30] Yano and Manager
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
[20:36] Yano and Manager
    And finally, the pick was released!
[20:41] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
[20:44] Narrator
    Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
SIGN    Venue
[20:46] Yano
    Go!
[20:48] Narrator
    The overwhelming energy from
    the Master Pick became one with Yano
[20:52] Narrator
    and led him back to the venue.
[20:54] Narrator
    Crash!
SIGN    Musicione Grand Prix
[20:55] Host
    What the?! A huge pick
    just fell from the sky!
[20:59] Yano
    I'm not out of the game yet!
[21:01] Yano
    I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
[21:03] Host
    Ten seconds remaining!
SIGN    10 Seconds Remaining
[21:04] Host
    Will he make it in time?!
[21:07] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[21:10] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[21:14] Narrator
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
[21:16] Yano
    Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Plink
    Clink
SIGN    Plonk
    Plank
[21:20] Yano
    Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
SIGN    Twang
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
SIGN    Plink
    Twang
SIGN    Plunk
SIGN    Psssh
SIGN    Tear Tear
    Kaput
SIGN    Rip
    Rip
[21:27] Yano and others
    Hell...shake!
[21:31] Narrator
    Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
SIGN    Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
[21:34] Host
    He managed to cut through
    all of the strings!
[21:36] Host
    Hellshake wins!
SIGN    1 Second Remaining
[21:41] Everyone
    Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
SIGN    Huff... Huff...
    Huff... Huff...
[21:53] Narrator
    Kaboom!
[21:54] Popuko
    Hey, are you listening?
[21:56] Pipimi
    Oh, sorry. I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
SIGN    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
     Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
    Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
SIGN    Popuko
    Pipimi:
    Hellshake Yano:
    Manager:
    Narrator:
    Host:
    Judge:
    No-Subject Prince:
    Ramen Shop Owner:
    The One That Appears Out of
    Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
[22:13] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
SIGN    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
    Koichi Yamadera
[22:20] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:28] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:35] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:50] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:57] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[23:11] Yamadera
    Man, am I tired.
[23:13] Yamadera
    Seriously, how many roles
    did you have me do—
[23:16] Yamadera
    Actually, isn't this supposed to be funny
    because it's the guys from AC-bu doing it?
[23:22] Yamadera
    Yet you made me do all
    kinds of roles by myself.
[23:25] Yamadera
    You're treating me like
    some plaything, aren't you?!
[23:27] Yamadera
    Seriously...
[23:28] Yamadera
    Thank you very much!