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E10 - The Kingdom of Nature

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SIGN    By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Pipimi
    We used rare sugar for this cake.
[00:06] Popuko
    How much?
[00:08] Pipimi
    This much.
[00:12] Pipimi
    This much!
[00:14] Popuko
    Wow...
[00:16] Pipimi
    We used this much!
[00:18] Popuko
    Wow!
[00:19] Pipimi
    This much! This much!
    This much! This much...
[00:20] Popuko
    Oh, no! We're done for!
    They're gonna put us away!
[00:48] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:53] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:59] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[01:01] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:11] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:15] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:20] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:22] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:28] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:32] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:34] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:39] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:41] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:46] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[01:57] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Shake hands
    with an otter
[02:01] Popuko
    Whoa! You can shake hands
    with an otter! Neat!
[02:05] Popuko
    Friendship!
[02:11] Popuko
    The hell? Don't make me change your shape.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[02:14] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic! Let's Fly!
[02:17] Popuko
    Unyumaru. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:19] Popuko
    Perhaps I kept you waiting too long.
[02:26] Popuko
    Unyumaru! You're so...
[02:29] Unyumaru
    Noice.
[02:30] Popuko
    ...fantastic!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[02:32] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[02:39] Pipimi
    Step forward, defendant.
[02:40] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:42] Pipimi
    Now to the right, defendant.
[02:44] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:44] Pipimi
    Now back, defendant.
[02:46] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:47] Pipimi
    To the left!
[02:48] Popuko
    Okay.
[02:49] Pipimi
    Forward! Right!
[02:49] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[02:50] Pipimi
    Back! Left!
[02:51] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[02:52] Pipimi
    One, two, three, four.
[02:53] Popuko
    Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[02:55] Pipimi
    Box step! Box step!
[02:57] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
[02:58] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
    Box step! Box step! Box step!
[03:02] Popuko
    Box ste—
[03:03] Pipimi
    Court is adjourned!
SIGN    Court Adjourned
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[03:05] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[03:10] Pipimi
    So healthy.
[03:25] Pipimi
    Oh, goodness...
[03:29] Pipimi
    So healthy.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[03:34] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[03:39] Popuko
    Confidence, go, go, go!
[03:43] Pipimi
    Hey, hey! Come on, come on!
[03:46] Popuko
    Thank you, thank you!
[03:54] Pipimi
    Drugs?
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[04:00] Narrator
    This is the Ungapopo
    National Nature Reserve.
[04:03] Narrator
    Due to civil war and rampant poaching,
    elephants, lions, and other animals
[04:06] Narrator
    at the top of the food chain
    sharply decreased in number.
[04:09] Narrator
    It has become a savanna
    where herbivores proliferate.
[04:13] Ranger A
    There was once order in this wild kingdom.
[04:17] Ranger A
    It's truly in a sad state now.
[04:19] Ranger B
    The herbivores here do what they want
    now that they've forgotten
[04:22] Ranger B
    the fear of their natural enemies.
[04:24] Ranger C
    There's nothing to stop them anymore.
[04:27] Ranger D
    In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,
[04:30] Ranger D
    we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[04:35] Pipimi
    I haven't asked the question yet.
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[04:37] Popuko
    Echi** Seika!
[04:39] Pipimi
    Anyway, let's continue.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
    ~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[04:47] Ranger B
    How're you all doing back there?
[04:49] Ranger C
    Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
[04:52] Narrator
    They've transported some carnivores
    from another region
[04:56] Narrator
    in order to remind the herbivores
    of the fear of being preyed upon.
[05:02] Narrator
    An experiment toward restoring the rich
    ecosystem that was once here has begun.
[05:07] Pipimi
    And now, for our question.
[05:08] Pipimi
    What did one of the animals
    that was transported over say?
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:12] Pipimi
    Cthulhu-san was fastest!
[05:14] Cthulhu
    "There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    There aren't any
    SBux here, are there...
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:17] Pipimi
    Yes, Popuko-san.
SIGN    Popuko
[05:20] Popuko
    C'mon.
[05:21] Pipimi
    I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:24] Pipimi
    Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
[05:27] Pipimi
    Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[05:31] Ranger A
    Look over there! There are some
    African wild dogs forming packs.
[05:34] Ranger C
    They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
[05:39] Pipimi
    Yes?
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[05:41] Cthulhu
    This safari park sucks.
SIGN    Cthulhu
[05:44] Cthulhu
    Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[05:49] Popuko
    Here are some animals
    roasting some mochi on an irori grill.
[05:53] Pipimi
    Stop making up prompts, please.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[05:58] Popuko
    Humans are such selfish creatures.
[06:01] Popuko
    If they want to return nature
    to how it once was,
[06:03] Popuko
    they shouldn't have destroyed it
    in the first place.
[06:07] Popuko
    Aren't humans actually
    a hindrance here on Earth?
[06:11] Popuko
    That's what I'd like to say!
[06:14] Pipimi
    Correct!
[06:16] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan came out on top today!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[06:19] Cthulu
    Damn it...
[06:21] Pipimi
    Well, see you next week.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
[06:24] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[06:28] John
    It happened ten years ago,
    when I was playing in the park.
[06:32] John
    Oh!
[06:33] John
    Little birdies! They're so cute!
[06:35] Mother
    They are rather adorable.
[06:38] Popuko
    They're here... We're counting on you.
[06:40] Pipimi
    The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
[06:44] Popuko and Pipimi
    It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
    Picolinon for short!
[06:48] Mother
    That's...
[06:49] Mother
    If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
[06:51] Mother
    it'll destroy everything and plunge
    the Earth back into the Ice Age!
[06:55] Pipimi
    Picolinon, fire!
[06:59] John
    And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
    placed in parks all around Japan...
[07:04] John
    were protecting the parks
    where the children of Earth played,
[07:08] John
    as well as those children's smiles.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:12] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:16] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
[07:19] Popuko
    Sure, I think I'll take some.
[07:22] Pipimi
    We got a request for a refill!
[07:25] Pipimi
    Is that okay?
[07:26] Pipimi
    It sure is!
[07:27] Pipimi
    All right! Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[07:32] Pipimi
    Thanks for the refill!
[07:34] Server Pipimis
    Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
[07:35] Pipimi
    Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
[07:36] Server Pipimis
    Go, go, go, go!
[07:38] Pipimi
    Look at that steam!
[07:39] Server Pipimis
    Just look at that steam!
[07:40] Pipimi
    Now's the best moment
    to drink! Drink it now!
[07:43] Server pipimis
    Yes!
[07:43] Pipimi
    Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[07:46] Server Pipimis
    Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[07:48] Server Pipimis
    Let's go!
[07:48] Pipimi
    And now, let's hear a word
    from our princess.
[07:51] Popuko
    Can I have another?
[07:52] Pipimi
    All right! Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[07:54] Server Pipimis
    It's a party! We're hype for caffeine!
[07:56] Server Pipimis
    Caffè latte, café au lait, cappuccino!
[07:57] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill, as well?
[07:59] Female customer
    Nah... I'm good.
[08:00] Pipimi
    Oh... but I insist.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:04] Narrator
    Adventure awaits you in the realm
    embraced by the gods, Eorzea.
[08:12] Popuko
    Yahoo!
[08:15] Pipimi
    Go, go!
[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Adventures are awesome!
[08:32] Popuko
    Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
[08:38] Dragoon
    This should do it.
[08:44] Pipimi
    That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
[08:48] Pipimi
    Ron!
[08:49] Popuko
    Noice, noice!
[08:54] Minfilia
    I can't get through to them at all.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:00] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:02] Popuko
    Uwu? Uwuwu... bususu.
[09:06] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[09:08] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd say that you
    knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[09:09] Very Eloquent MC
    Yeah! Two chains!
[09:12] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
    that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[09:14] Very Eloquent MC
    Wow! Three chains!
[09:17] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[09:17] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew—
[09:18] Popuko
    Yup!
[09:19] Pipimi
    Yup!
[09:19] Popuko
    Yup!
[09:20] Pipimi
    Y—
[09:20] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
[09:22] Popuko
    Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
[09:25] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[09:26] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[09:26] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew—
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:28] Pipimi
    Yup!
[09:34] Pipimi
    Over here.
[09:36] Pipimi
    Piece of cake.
[09:40] Pipimi
    You're down.
[09:42] Popuko
    Let me do my finisher.
[09:58] Popuko
    Oh, please do excuse me.
[09:59] Popuko
    I'm quite confident
    in my gun-wielding abilities.
[10:01] Announcer
    Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
[10:07] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:15] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:22] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:30] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:37] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:44] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:52] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:59] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:08] Pipimi
    Everyone, thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
SIGN    Pipimi's Room
[11:13] Popuko
    But there are people watching
    on streaming services.
[11:15] Popuko
    In fact, are there actually people
    out there who bought it?
[11:17] Pipimi
    What?
[11:18] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, that's a bit harsh...
[11:19] Popuko
    You're probably better off buying
    ringside seats to a pro wrestling match.
[11:22] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, don't say that!
[11:24] Popuko
    But when you get special ringside seats,
[11:26] Popuko
    you sometimes get blood sprayed on you,
    so it's totally worth it.
[11:29] Pipimi
    What? No, it's not! Jeez!
[11:31] Popuko
    Act now, and get some musclehead boyfriend.
[11:34] Pipimi
    Don't lie!
[11:35] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
    with the money for PTE season 2?
[11:39] Pipimi
    An electric kickboard.
[11:41] Popuko
    You're not gonna buy PTE?
[11:42] Pipimi
    Of course not.
    Please send a copy to my agency.
[11:46] Popuko
    It's located in Tokyo, Chiyoda Ward, .
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
SIGN    By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Pipimi
    We used rare sugar for this cake.
[11:56] Popuko
    How much?
[11:58] Pipimi
    This muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
[12:16] Pipimi
    ...ch.
[12:38] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:43] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:48] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:49] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:54] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:58] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[13:01] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies

    in between dreams and reality

[13:05] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:10] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:12] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:18] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:22] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:29] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:31] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:36] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[13:47] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Shake hands
    with an otter
[13:50] Popuko
    Whoa! You can shake hands
    with an otter! Neat!
[13:54] Popuko
    Friendship!
[13:57] Otter
    I'm gonna shatter them fantasies!
[14:01] Popuko
    Oh? You want a fuckin' piece of me?
[14:04] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[14:07] Popuko
    Unyumaru, come on out.
[14:09] Popuko
    Come on. I promise this won't hurt.
[14:11] Popuko
    It won't hurt at all.
[14:16] Popuko
    Unyumaru! You fucking bastard!
    I'll kill you!
[14:17] Unyumaru
    Can't reach me, bitch. Now, what?
[14:20] Popuko
    Ow! Fuck you!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[14:22] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[14:29] Pipimi
    Step forward, defendant.
[14:31] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:32] Pipimi
    Now to the right, defendant.
[14:34] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:34] Pipimi
    Now back, defendant.
[14:36] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:37] Pipimi
    To the left!
[14:38] Popuko
    Okay.
[14:39] Pipimi
    Forward! Right!
[14:39] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[14:40] Pipimi
    Back! Left!
[14:41] Popuko
    Okay, okay.
[14:42] Pipimi
    One, two, three, four.
[14:43] Popuko
    Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[14:45] Pipimi
    Box step! Box step!
[14:47] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
[14:48] Popuko
    Box step! Box step!
    Box step! Box step! Box step!
[14:52] Popuko
    Box ste—
[14:53] Pipimi
    Court is adjourned!
SIGN    Court Adjourned
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[14:55] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[15:00] Pipimi
    So healthy!
[15:06] Popuko
    Om, nom, nom, nom...
[15:15] Pipimi
    You know...
[15:18] Pipimi
    You should probably become a manga artist.
[15:21] Pipimi
    Like for Jmp.
[15:23] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[15:27] Popuko
    Yeah, yeah! Confidence, go, go!
[15:30] Popuko
    I can't do it.
[15:33] Popuko
    It's not...
[15:34] Pipimi
    Hey, hey! Come on, come on! Hey!
[15:36] Popuko
    Oh! Thank you, thank you!
[15:44] Pipimi
    Drugs.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[15:50] Narrator
    This is the Ungapopo*
    National Nature Reserve.
[15:50] Popuko
    Ah... Ungapopo. I know that place.
[15:53] Narrator
    Due to civil war and rampant poaching, elephants, lions, and other animals
[15:53] Pipimi
    Right?
[15:54] Popuko
    That place.
[15:55] Pipimi
    Make sure you're watching.
[15:56] Popuko
    Okay.
[15:56] Narrator
    at the top of the food chain
    sharply decreased in number.
[15:57] Pipimi
    Yes. There'll be questions later.
[15:59] Narrator
    It has become a savanna
    where herbivores proliferate.
[16:00] Popuko
    No fair. I wanna go.
[16:02] Popuko
    I wanna go to the savanna.
[16:03] Pipimi
    That'd be nice...
    to be surrounded by nature.
[16:03] Ranger A
    There was once order in this wild kingdom.
[16:06] Popuko
    Oh, hey. Do dinosaurs show up here?
    Like, actual dinosaurs.
[16:07] Ranger A
    It's truly in a sad state now.
[16:08] Pipimi
    Dinosaurs are, uh...
[16:09] Ranger B
    The herbivores here do what they want
    now that they've forgotten
[16:12] Pipimi
    Yeah, I guess.
[16:12] Ranger B
    the fear of their natural enemies.
[16:14] Popuko
    Oh, th-th-they will?
[16:14] Pipimi
    I think they will.
[16:14] Ranger C
    There's nothing to stop them anymore.
[16:15] Pipimi
    That's probably what's back there.
[16:17] Pipimi
    Oh, hey. He was totally in that movie.
[16:17] Ranger D
    In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,
[16:19] Pipimi
    I think a dinosaur...
[16:19] Popuko
    Oh, I knew it.
[16:20] Ranger D
    we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
[16:20] Popuko
    eats him?
[16:21] Pipimi
    I think he's the guy who gets spat on.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[16:25] Pipimi
    I haven't asked the question yet.
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[16:27] Popuko
    Echi** Seika!
[16:29] Pipimi
    Anyway, let's continue.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
    ~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
[16:32] Popuko
    Yes, yes, yes, yes.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[16:34] Popuko
    Are they gonna have to do
    an emergency landing?
[16:36] Pipimi
    Oh, that one game on the Famicom. Ikari...
[16:37] Ranger B
    How're you all doing back there?
[16:39] Ranger C
    Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
[16:39] Pipimi
    When you fall in the very beginning.
[16:41] Popuko
    Yeah, exactly.
[16:42] Popuko
    Like that's where the story begins.
[16:42] Narrator
    They've transported some carnivores
    from another region
[16:44] Pipimi
    Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
[16:46] Narrator
    in order to remind the herbivores
    of the fear of being preyed upon.
[16:46] Pipimi
    Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
[16:46] Popuko
    Oh, yeah that. Exactly.
[16:50] Pipimi
    Dun, dun, dun... like that.
[16:52] Narrator
    An experiment toward restoring the rich
    ecosystem that was once here has begun.
[16:57] Pipimi
    And now, for our question.
[16:58] Pipimi
    What did one of the animals
    that was transported over say?
[17:01] Pipimi
    What did one of the animals that was...
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:02] Pipimi
    Yes! Cthulhu-san was faster!
SIGN    Cthulhu
[17:04] Cthulhu
    "There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
SIGN    There aren't any
    SBux here, are there...
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:07] Pipimi
    Yes, Popuko-san.
SIGN    Popuko
[17:11] Pipimi
    I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:14] Pipimi
    Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
[17:16] Pipimi
    Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Nature
[17:21] Ranger A
    Look over there! There are some
    African wild dogs forming packs.
[17:21] Popuko
    So these two are probably
    going to fall in love.
[17:24] Ranger C
    They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
[17:25] Pipimi
    Ah, so romance will bloom.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[17:30] Pipimi
    Yes?
SIGN    Cthulhu
[17:32] Cthulhu
    This safari park sucks.
[17:35] Cthulhu
    Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[17:41] Pipimi
    Stop making up prompts, please.
    And knock it off with the mochi already.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
SIGN    Popuko
[17:48] Popuko
    Humans are such selfish creatures.
[17:51] Popuko
    If they want to return nature
    to how it once was,
[17:54] Popuko
    they shouldn't have destroyed
    it in the first place.
[17:57] Popuko
    Aren't humans actually
    a hindrance here on Earth?
[18:01] Popuko
    That's what I'd like to say!
[18:04] Pipimi
    Correct!
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
SIGN    Cthulhu
SIGN    Popuko
[18:07] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan came out on top today!
[18:09] Cthulhu
    Damn it...
[18:11] Pipimi
    Well, see you next week.
SIGN    Nyarlathotep
[18:14] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Junichi Yamamoto
[18:18] John
    It happened ten years ago,
    when I was playing in the park.
[18:22] John
    Oh!
[18:23] John
    Little birdies! They're so cute!
[18:25] Mother
    They are rather adorable.
[18:28] Popuko
    They're here... We're counting on you.
[18:30] Pipimi
    The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
[18:34] Popuko and Pipimi
    It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
    Picolinon for short!
[18:38] Mother
    That's...
[18:39] Mother
    If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
[18:41] Mother
    it'll destroy everything and plunge
    the Earth back into the Ice Age!
[18:45] Pipimi
    Picolinon, fire!
[18:49] John
    And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
    placed in parks all around Japan...
[18:54] John
    were protecting the parks
    where the children of Earth played,
[18:58] John
    as well as those children's smiles.
[19:01] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:05] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
[19:09] Popuko
    Sure, I think I'll take some.
[19:12] Pipimi
    We got a request for a refill!
[19:16] Pipimi
    Is that okay?
[19:17] Pipimi
    It sure is!
[19:18] Pipimi
    All right! Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[19:23] Pipimi
    Thanks for the refill!
[19:24] Server Pipimis
    Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
[19:25] Pipimi
    Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
[19:26] Server Pipimis
    Go, go, go, go!
[19:28] Pipimi
    Look at that steam!
[19:29] Server Pipimis
    Just look at that steam!
[19:31] Pipimi
    Now's the best moment
    to drink! Drink it now!
[19:32] Server pipimis
    Yes!
[19:33] Pipimi
    Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[19:34] Server Pipimis
    Drink, drink, bring it!
[19:36] Server Pipimis
    Let's go!
[19:38] Pipimi
    And now, let's hear a word
    from our princess.
[19:41] Popuko
    Can I have another?
[19:42] Pipimi
    Let's go!
[19:44] Pipimi
    Let's get this party started
    with a serving of gratitude!
[19:47] Pipimi
    Would you like a refill, as well?
[19:49] Female customer
    Nah... I'm good.
[19:49] Pipimi
    Oh... but I insist.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:54] Narrator
    Adventure awaits you in the realm
    embraced by the gods, Eorzea.
[20:02] Popuko
    Yahoo! Yay!
[20:06] Pipimi
    Go, go! Yahoo!
[20:08] Popuko
    Yahoo!
[20:10] Popuko and Pipimi
    Adventures are awesome!
[20:12] Popuko and Pipimi
    What fun!
[20:22] Popuko
    Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
[20:28] Dragoon
    This should do it.
[20:34] Pipimi
    That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
[20:38] Pipimi
    Ron!
[20:44] Minfilia
    I can't get through to them at all.
[20:49] Popuko and pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:52] Popuko
    Morning, Murasucky Shikibu!
[20:55] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[20:58] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd say
    that you knew I'd say that.
[20:59] Very Eloquent MC
    Yeah! Two chains!
[21:02] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
    that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[21:04] Very Eloquent MC
    Wow! Three chains!
[21:07] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[21:08] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew—
[21:08] Popuko
    Yup!
[21:09] Pipimi
    Yup!
[21:09] Popuko
    Yup! Y—
[21:10] Popuko
    Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
[21:11] Popuko
    Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
[21:14] Pipimi
    Yup, I knew you'd way wat.
[21:16] Popuko
    Yup, I knew—
[21:16] Pipimi
    Yup!
[21:17] Popuko
    Yup!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:17] Pipimi
    Y—
[21:17] Popuko
    Y—
[21:24] Pipimi
    Right now, I'm flanking from the right!
[21:26] Pipimi
    Oh, their shield's about to go down!
[21:29] Pipimi
    And then...
[21:29] Pipimi
    And down.
[21:30] Popuko
    Let me do my finisher.
[21:49] Pipimi
    All right!
[21:51] Announcer
    Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
[21:57] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:05] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:12] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:20] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:27] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:34] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:42] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:49] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:58] Pipimi
    Well... You, too.
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:59] Popuko
    Great job today.
[23:00] Pipimi
    It's been a while since we got
    to act together like this.
[23:02] Popuko
    I know, right?
[23:03] Popuko
    We did meet at an event recently.
[23:05] Pipimi
    Oh yeah, we did. That's right.
[23:06] Popuko
    And I also get in trouble sometimes.
[23:09] Pipimi
    Oh, really?
[23:09] Popuko
    Er, there's a certain series
    that we're both on.
[23:12] Pipimi
    Yup.
[23:13] Popuko
    And then she'd say, "You're not together!"
[23:15] Popuko
    The princess gets real mad at me.
[23:17] Popuko
    Er, priestess, rather.
[23:18] Pipimi
    Yes, the priestess.
[23:19] Popuko
    She gets real mad.
[23:20] Pipimi
    The priestess... Well, what can you do?
[23:21] Popuko
    I'm sorry, everyone who works on that show.
[23:21] Pipimi
    Right. Because you couldn't
    always get there on time.
[23:23] Popuko
    Yeah, exactly!
[23:23] Pipimi
    Yeah... there's not much
    you can do about that.
[23:25] Popuko
    A lot of time has passed...
[23:27] Pipimi
    Yeah, and well, now you're
    actually a president.
[23:29] Pipimi
    Yeah. You're actually an agency president.
[23:30] Popuko
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really.
[23:31] Popuko
    Er, yeah...
[23:32] Pipimi
    Yeah, you run a tanuki agency.
[23:33] Popuko
    We're doing our best.
    I hope you'll all support Raccoon Dog.
[23:36] Popuko
    Please. Oh, and Ken Pro, too!
[23:38] Pipimi
    Thanks.