E10 - The Kingdom of Nature
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SIGN By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Pipimi
We used rare sugar for this cake.
[00:06] Popuko
How much?
[00:08] Pipimi
This much.
[00:12] Pipimi
This much!
[00:14] Popuko
Wow...
[00:16] Pipimi
We used this much!
[00:18] Popuko
Wow!
[00:19] Pipimi
This much! This much!
This much! This much...
[00:20] Popuko
Oh, no! We're done for!
They're gonna put us away!
[00:48] OP Lyrics
I found the way to heaven
[00:49] OP Lyrics
My past life with you
[00:51] OP Lyrics
You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:53] OP Lyrics
Limitless confessions
[00:54] OP Lyrics
I've been in seventh heaven
[00:56] OP Lyrics
This conflict is accelerating
[00:58] OP Lyrics
What in the name of heaven?
[00:59] OP Lyrics
Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[01:01] OP Lyrics
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:04] OP Lyrics
Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:07] OP Lyrics
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:11] OP Lyrics
Like a bubble, this life lies
in between dreams and reality
[01:15] OP Lyrics
Why are you feeling?
[01:20] OP Lyrics
Forever more
[01:22] OP Lyrics
It sounds anti world
[01:28] OP Lyrics
Way out, what do you believe?
[01:32] OP Lyrics
The mirror's equation
[01:34] OP Lyrics
Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:39] OP Lyrics
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:41] OP Lyrics
Way out, what can you see?
[01:46] OP Lyrics
This saturated irony
SIGN TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[01:57] Popuko
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN Shake hands
with an otter
[02:01] Popuko
Whoa! You can shake hands
with an otter! Neat!
[02:05] Popuko
Friendship!
[02:11] Popuko
The hell? Don't make me change your shape.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[02:14] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic! Let's Fly!
[02:17] Popuko
Unyumaru. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:19] Popuko
Perhaps I kept you waiting too long.
[02:26] Popuko
Unyumaru! You're so...
[02:29] Unyumaru
Noice.
[02:30] Popuko
...fantastic!
SIGN By: AC-bu
[02:32] Popuko
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN Bob Epic Team.
SIGN Bob Epic Team
SIGN New Segment
[02:39] Pipimi
Step forward, defendant.
[02:40] Popuko
Okay.
[02:42] Pipimi
Now to the right, defendant.
[02:44] Popuko
Okay.
[02:44] Pipimi
Now back, defendant.
[02:46] Popuko
Okay.
[02:47] Pipimi
To the left!
[02:48] Popuko
Okay.
[02:49] Pipimi
Forward! Right!
[02:49] Popuko
Okay, okay.
[02:50] Pipimi
Back! Left!
[02:51] Popuko
Okay, okay.
[02:52] Pipimi
One, two, three, four.
[02:53] Popuko
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[02:55] Pipimi
Box step! Box step!
[02:57] Popuko
Box step! Box step!
[02:58] Popuko
Box step! Box step!
Box step! Box step! Box step!
[03:02] Popuko
Box ste—
[03:03] Pipimi
Court is adjourned!
SIGN Court Adjourned
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[03:05] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
[03:10] Pipimi
So healthy.
[03:25] Pipimi
Oh, goodness...
[03:29] Pipimi
So healthy.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[03:34] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[03:39] Popuko
Confidence, go, go, go!
[03:43] Pipimi
Hey, hey! Come on, come on!
[03:46] Popuko
Thank you, thank you!
[03:54] Pipimi
Drugs?
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
[04:00] Narrator
This is the Ungapopo
National Nature Reserve.
[04:03] Narrator
Due to civil war and rampant poaching,
elephants, lions, and other animals
[04:06] Narrator
at the top of the food chain
sharply decreased in number.
[04:09] Narrator
It has become a savanna
where herbivores proliferate.
[04:13] Ranger A
There was once order in this wild kingdom.
[04:17] Ranger A
It's truly in a sad state now.
[04:19] Ranger B
The herbivores here do what they want
now that they've forgotten
[04:22] Ranger B
the fear of their natural enemies.
[04:24] Ranger C
There's nothing to stop them anymore.
[04:27] Ranger D
In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,
[04:30] Ranger D
we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[04:35] Pipimi
I haven't asked the question yet.
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[04:37] Popuko
Echi** Seika!
[04:39] Pipimi
Anyway, let's continue.
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
[04:47] Ranger B
How're you all doing back there?
[04:49] Ranger C
Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
[04:52] Narrator
They've transported some carnivores
from another region
[04:56] Narrator
in order to remind the herbivores
of the fear of being preyed upon.
[05:02] Narrator
An experiment toward restoring the rich
ecosystem that was once here has begun.
[05:07] Pipimi
And now, for our question.
[05:08] Pipimi
What did one of the animals
that was transported over say?
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[05:12] Pipimi
Cthulhu-san was fastest!
[05:14] Cthulhu
"There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN There aren't any
SBux here, are there...
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[05:17] Pipimi
Yes, Popuko-san.
SIGN Popuko
[05:20] Popuko
C'mon.
[05:21] Pipimi
I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[05:24] Pipimi
Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
[05:27] Pipimi
Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
[05:31] Ranger A
Look over there! There are some
African wild dogs forming packs.
[05:34] Ranger C
They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
[05:39] Pipimi
Yes?
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[05:41] Cthulhu
This safari park sucks.
SIGN Cthulhu
[05:44] Cthulhu
Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
SIGN Popuko
[05:49] Popuko
Here are some animals
roasting some mochi on an irori grill.
[05:53] Pipimi
Stop making up prompts, please.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
SIGN Popuko
[05:58] Popuko
Humans are such selfish creatures.
[06:01] Popuko
If they want to return nature
to how it once was,
[06:03] Popuko
they shouldn't have destroyed it
in the first place.
[06:07] Popuko
Aren't humans actually
a hindrance here on Earth?
[06:11] Popuko
That's what I'd like to say!
[06:14] Pipimi
Correct!
[06:16] Pipimi
Popuko-chan came out on top today!
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[06:19] Cthulu
Damn it...
[06:21] Pipimi
Well, see you next week.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
[06:24] Popuko
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Junichi Yamamoto
[06:28] John
It happened ten years ago,
when I was playing in the park.
[06:32] John
Oh!
[06:33] John
Little birdies! They're so cute!
[06:35] Mother
They are rather adorable.
[06:38] Popuko
They're here... We're counting on you.
[06:40] Pipimi
The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
[06:44] Popuko and Pipimi
It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
Picolinon for short!
[06:48] Mother
That's...
[06:49] Mother
If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
[06:51] Mother
it'll destroy everything and plunge
the Earth back into the Ice Age!
[06:55] Pipimi
Picolinon, fire!
[06:59] John
And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
placed in parks all around Japan...
[07:04] John
were protecting the parks
where the children of Earth played,
[07:08] John
as well as those children's smiles.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:12] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[07:16] Pipimi
Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
[07:19] Popuko
Sure, I think I'll take some.
[07:22] Pipimi
We got a request for a refill!
[07:25] Pipimi
Is that okay?
[07:26] Pipimi
It sure is!
[07:27] Pipimi
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
[07:32] Pipimi
Thanks for the refill!
[07:34] Server Pipimis
Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
[07:35] Pipimi
Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
[07:36] Server Pipimis
Go, go, go, go!
[07:38] Pipimi
Look at that steam!
[07:39] Server Pipimis
Just look at that steam!
[07:40] Pipimi
Now's the best moment
to drink! Drink it now!
[07:43] Server pipimis
Yes!
[07:43] Pipimi
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[07:46] Server Pipimis
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[07:48] Server Pipimis
Let's go!
[07:48] Pipimi
And now, let's hear a word
from our princess.
[07:51] Popuko
Can I have another?
[07:52] Pipimi
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
[07:54] Server Pipimis
It's a party! We're hype for caffeine!
[07:56] Server Pipimis
Caffè latte, café au lait, cappuccino!
[07:57] Pipimi
Would you like a refill, as well?
[07:59] Female customer
Nah... I'm good.
[08:00] Pipimi
Oh... but I insist.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:04] Narrator
Adventure awaits you in the realm
embraced by the gods, Eorzea.
[08:12] Popuko
Yahoo!
[08:15] Pipimi
Go, go!
[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi
Adventures are awesome!
[08:32] Popuko
Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
[08:38] Dragoon
This should do it.
[08:44] Pipimi
That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
[08:48] Pipimi
Ron!
[08:49] Popuko
Noice, noice!
[08:54] Minfilia
I can't get through to them at all.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:00] Popuko
Pop Team Epic.
[09:02] Popuko
Uwu? Uwuwu... bususu.
[09:06] Pipimi
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[09:08] Popuko
Yup, I knew you'd say that you
knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[09:09] Very Eloquent MC
Yeah! Two chains!
[09:12] Pipimi
Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[09:14] Very Eloquent MC
Wow! Three chains!
[09:17] Popuko
Yup, I knew—
[09:17] Pipimi
Yup, I knew—
[09:18] Popuko
Yup!
[09:19] Pipimi
Yup!
[09:19] Popuko
Yup!
[09:20] Pipimi
Y—
[09:20] Popuko
Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
[09:22] Popuko
Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
[09:25] Pipimi
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[09:26] Popuko
Yup, I knew—
[09:26] Pipimi
Yup, I knew—
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:28] Pipimi
Yup!
[09:34] Pipimi
Over here.
[09:36] Pipimi
Piece of cake.
[09:40] Pipimi
You're down.
[09:42] Popuko
Let me do my finisher.
[09:58] Popuko
Oh, please do excuse me.
[09:59] Popuko
I'm quite confident
in my gun-wielding abilities.
[10:01] Announcer
Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
[10:07] ED Lyrics
Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:15] ED Lyrics
All you'll use is one finger
[10:22] ED Lyrics
1+1 = 2
[10:30] ED Lyrics
Now, together we'll go
[10:37] ED Lyrics
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:44] ED Lyrics
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:52] ED Lyrics
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:59] ED Lyrics
Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:08] Pipimi
Everyone, thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
SIGN Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
SIGN Pipimi's Room
[11:13] Popuko
But there are people watching
on streaming services.
[11:15] Popuko
In fact, are there actually people
out there who bought it?
[11:17] Pipimi
What?
[11:18] Pipimi
Popu-chan, that's a bit harsh...
[11:19] Popuko
You're probably better off buying
ringside seats to a pro wrestling match.
[11:22] Pipimi
Popu-chan, don't say that!
[11:24] Popuko
But when you get special ringside seats,
[11:26] Popuko
you sometimes get blood sprayed on you,
so it's totally worth it.
[11:29] Pipimi
What? No, it's not! Jeez!
[11:31] Popuko
Act now, and get some musclehead boyfriend.
[11:34] Pipimi
Don't lie!
[11:35] Popuko
Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
with the money for PTE season 2?
[11:39] Pipimi
An electric kickboard.
[11:41] Popuko
You're not gonna buy PTE?
[11:42] Pipimi
Of course not.
Please send a copy to my agency.
[11:46] Popuko
It's located in Tokyo, Chiyoda Ward, .
SIGN Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
SIGN By: Toshiyuki Aoyama
SIGN Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Pipimi
We used rare sugar for this cake.
[11:56] Popuko
How much?
[11:58] Pipimi
This muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
[12:16] Pipimi
...ch.
[12:38] OP Lyrics
I found the way to heaven
[12:39] OP Lyrics
My past life with you
[12:41] OP Lyrics
You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:43] OP Lyrics
Limitless confessions
[12:44] OP Lyrics
I've been in seventh heaven
[12:46] OP Lyrics
This conflict is accelerating
[12:48] OP Lyrics
What in the name of heaven?
[12:49] OP Lyrics
Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:51] OP Lyrics
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:54] OP Lyrics
Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:58] OP Lyrics
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[13:01] OP Lyrics
Like a bubble, this life lies
in between dreams and reality
[13:05] OP Lyrics
Why are you feeling?
[13:10] OP Lyrics
Forever more
[13:12] OP Lyrics
It sounds anti world
[13:18] OP Lyrics
Way out, what do you believe?
[13:22] OP Lyrics
The mirror's equation
[13:25] OP Lyrics
Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:29] OP Lyrics
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:31] OP Lyrics
Way out, what can you see?
[13:36] OP Lyrics
This saturated irony
SIGN TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[13:47] Popuko
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN Shake hands
with an otter
[13:50] Popuko
Whoa! You can shake hands
with an otter! Neat!
[13:54] Popuko
Friendship!
[13:57] Otter
I'm gonna shatter them fantasies!
[14:01] Popuko
Oh? You want a fuckin' piece of me?
[14:04] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[14:07] Popuko
Unyumaru, come on out.
[14:09] Popuko
Come on. I promise this won't hurt.
[14:11] Popuko
It won't hurt at all.
[14:16] Popuko
Unyumaru! You fucking bastard!
I'll kill you!
[14:17] Unyumaru
Can't reach me, bitch. Now, what?
[14:20] Popuko
Ow! Fuck you!
SIGN By: AC-bu
[14:22] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN Bob Epic Team.
SIGN Bob Epic Team
SIGN New Segment
[14:29] Pipimi
Step forward, defendant.
[14:31] Popuko
Okay.
[14:32] Pipimi
Now to the right, defendant.
[14:34] Popuko
Okay.
[14:34] Pipimi
Now back, defendant.
[14:36] Popuko
Okay.
[14:37] Pipimi
To the left!
[14:38] Popuko
Okay.
[14:39] Pipimi
Forward! Right!
[14:39] Popuko
Okay, okay.
[14:40] Pipimi
Back! Left!
[14:41] Popuko
Okay, okay.
[14:42] Pipimi
One, two, three, four.
[14:43] Popuko
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[14:45] Pipimi
Box step! Box step!
[14:47] Popuko
Box step! Box step!
[14:48] Popuko
Box step! Box step!
Box step! Box step! Box step!
[14:52] Popuko
Box ste—
[14:53] Pipimi
Court is adjourned!
SIGN Court Adjourned
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[14:55] Popuko
Pop Team Epic!
[15:00] Pipimi
So healthy!
[15:06] Popuko
Om, nom, nom, nom...
[15:15] Pipimi
You know...
[15:18] Pipimi
You should probably become a manga artist.
[15:21] Pipimi
Like for Jmp.
[15:23] Popuko
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[15:27] Popuko
Yeah, yeah! Confidence, go, go!
[15:30] Popuko
I can't do it.
[15:33] Popuko
It's not...
[15:34] Pipimi
Hey, hey! Come on, come on! Hey!
[15:36] Popuko
Oh! Thank you, thank you!
[15:44] Pipimi
Drugs.
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
[15:50] Narrator
This is the Ungapopo*
National Nature Reserve.
[15:50] Popuko
Ah... Ungapopo. I know that place.
[15:53] Narrator
Due to civil war and rampant poaching, elephants, lions, and other animals
[15:53] Pipimi
Right?
[15:54] Popuko
That place.
[15:55] Pipimi
Make sure you're watching.
[15:56] Popuko
Okay.
[15:56] Narrator
at the top of the food chain
sharply decreased in number.
[15:57] Pipimi
Yes. There'll be questions later.
[15:59] Narrator
It has become a savanna
where herbivores proliferate.
[16:00] Popuko
No fair. I wanna go.
[16:02] Popuko
I wanna go to the savanna.
[16:03] Pipimi
That'd be nice...
to be surrounded by nature.
[16:03] Ranger A
There was once order in this wild kingdom.
[16:06] Popuko
Oh, hey. Do dinosaurs show up here?
Like, actual dinosaurs.
[16:07] Ranger A
It's truly in a sad state now.
[16:08] Pipimi
Dinosaurs are, uh...
[16:09] Ranger B
The herbivores here do what they want
now that they've forgotten
[16:12] Pipimi
Yeah, I guess.
[16:12] Ranger B
the fear of their natural enemies.
[16:14] Popuko
Oh, th-th-they will?
[16:14] Pipimi
I think they will.
[16:14] Ranger C
There's nothing to stop them anymore.
[16:15] Pipimi
That's probably what's back there.
[16:17] Pipimi
Oh, hey. He was totally in that movie.
[16:17] Ranger D
In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,
[16:19] Pipimi
I think a dinosaur...
[16:19] Popuko
Oh, I knew it.
[16:20] Ranger D
we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
[16:20] Popuko
eats him?
[16:21] Pipimi
I think he's the guy who gets spat on.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[16:25] Pipimi
I haven't asked the question yet.
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[16:27] Popuko
Echi** Seika!
[16:29] Pipimi
Anyway, let's continue.
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
~ Ungapopo National Nature Reserve's Challenge ~
[16:32] Popuko
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
[16:34] Popuko
Are they gonna have to do
an emergency landing?
[16:36] Pipimi
Oh, that one game on the Famicom. Ikari...
[16:37] Ranger B
How're you all doing back there?
[16:39] Ranger C
Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
[16:39] Pipimi
When you fall in the very beginning.
[16:41] Popuko
Yeah, exactly.
[16:42] Popuko
Like that's where the story begins.
[16:42] Narrator
They've transported some carnivores
from another region
[16:44] Pipimi
Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
[16:46] Narrator
in order to remind the herbivores
of the fear of being preyed upon.
[16:46] Pipimi
Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
[16:46] Popuko
Oh, yeah that. Exactly.
[16:50] Pipimi
Dun, dun, dun... like that.
[16:52] Narrator
An experiment toward restoring the rich
ecosystem that was once here has begun.
[16:57] Pipimi
And now, for our question.
[16:58] Pipimi
What did one of the animals
that was transported over say?
[17:01] Pipimi
What did one of the animals that was...
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[17:02] Pipimi
Yes! Cthulhu-san was faster!
SIGN Cthulhu
[17:04] Cthulhu
"There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
SIGN There aren't any
SBux here, are there...
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[17:07] Pipimi
Yes, Popuko-san.
SIGN Popuko
[17:11] Pipimi
I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[17:14] Pipimi
Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
[17:16] Pipimi
Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
SIGN The Kingdom of Nature
[17:21] Ranger A
Look over there! There are some
African wild dogs forming packs.
[17:21] Popuko
So these two are probably
going to fall in love.
[17:24] Ranger C
They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
[17:25] Pipimi
Ah, so romance will bloom.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[17:30] Pipimi
Yes?
SIGN Cthulhu
[17:32] Cthulhu
This safari park sucks.
[17:35] Cthulhu
Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
SIGN Popuko
[17:41] Pipimi
Stop making up prompts, please.
And knock it off with the mochi already.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
SIGN Popuko
[17:48] Popuko
Humans are such selfish creatures.
[17:51] Popuko
If they want to return nature
to how it once was,
[17:54] Popuko
they shouldn't have destroyed
it in the first place.
[17:57] Popuko
Aren't humans actually
a hindrance here on Earth?
[18:01] Popuko
That's what I'd like to say!
[18:04] Pipimi
Correct!
SIGN Nyarlathotep
SIGN Cthulhu
SIGN Popuko
[18:07] Pipimi
Popuko-chan came out on top today!
[18:09] Cthulhu
Damn it...
[18:11] Pipimi
Well, see you next week.
SIGN Nyarlathotep
[18:14] Popuko
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Junichi Yamamoto
[18:18] John
It happened ten years ago,
when I was playing in the park.
[18:22] John
Oh!
[18:23] John
Little birdies! They're so cute!
[18:25] Mother
They are rather adorable.
[18:28] Popuko
They're here... We're counting on you.
[18:30] Pipimi
The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
[18:34] Popuko and Pipimi
It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
Picolinon for short!
[18:38] Mother
That's...
[18:39] Mother
If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
[18:41] Mother
it'll destroy everything and plunge
the Earth back into the Ice Age!
[18:45] Pipimi
Picolinon, fire!
[18:49] John
And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
placed in parks all around Japan...
[18:54] John
were protecting the parks
where the children of Earth played,
[18:58] John
as well as those children's smiles.
[19:01] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:05] Pipimi
Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
[19:09] Popuko
Sure, I think I'll take some.
[19:12] Pipimi
We got a request for a refill!
[19:16] Pipimi
Is that okay?
[19:17] Pipimi
It sure is!
[19:18] Pipimi
All right! Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
[19:23] Pipimi
Thanks for the refill!
[19:24] Server Pipimis
Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
[19:25] Pipimi
Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
[19:26] Server Pipimis
Go, go, go, go!
[19:28] Pipimi
Look at that steam!
[19:29] Server Pipimis
Just look at that steam!
[19:31] Pipimi
Now's the best moment
to drink! Drink it now!
[19:32] Server pipimis
Yes!
[19:33] Pipimi
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
[19:34] Server Pipimis
Drink, drink, bring it!
[19:36] Server Pipimis
Let's go!
[19:38] Pipimi
And now, let's hear a word
from our princess.
[19:41] Popuko
Can I have another?
[19:42] Pipimi
Let's go!
[19:44] Pipimi
Let's get this party started
with a serving of gratitude!
[19:47] Pipimi
Would you like a refill, as well?
[19:49] Female customer
Nah... I'm good.
[19:49] Pipimi
Oh... but I insist.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:54] Narrator
Adventure awaits you in the realm
embraced by the gods, Eorzea.
[20:02] Popuko
Yahoo! Yay!
[20:06] Pipimi
Go, go! Yahoo!
[20:08] Popuko
Yahoo!
[20:10] Popuko and Pipimi
Adventures are awesome!
[20:12] Popuko and Pipimi
What fun!
[20:22] Popuko
Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
[20:28] Dragoon
This should do it.
[20:34] Pipimi
That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
[20:38] Pipimi
Ron!
[20:44] Minfilia
I can't get through to them at all.
[20:49] Popuko and pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:52] Popuko
Morning, Murasucky Shikibu!
[20:55] Pipimi
Yup, I knew you'd say that.
[20:58] Popuko
Yup, I knew you'd say
that you knew I'd say that.
[20:59] Very Eloquent MC
Yeah! Two chains!
[21:02] Pipimi
Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
[21:04] Very Eloquent MC
Wow! Three chains!
[21:07] Popuko
Yup, I knew—
[21:08] Pipimi
Yup, I knew—
[21:08] Popuko
Yup!
[21:09] Pipimi
Yup!
[21:09] Popuko
Yup! Y—
[21:10] Popuko
Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
[21:11] Popuko
Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
[21:14] Pipimi
Yup, I knew you'd way wat.
[21:16] Popuko
Yup, I knew—
[21:16] Pipimi
Yup!
[21:17] Popuko
Yup!
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:17] Pipimi
Y—
[21:17] Popuko
Y—
[21:24] Pipimi
Right now, I'm flanking from the right!
[21:26] Pipimi
Oh, their shield's about to go down!
[21:29] Pipimi
And then...
[21:29] Pipimi
And down.
[21:30] Popuko
Let me do my finisher.
[21:49] Pipimi
All right!
[21:51] Announcer
Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
[21:57] ED Lyrics
Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:05] ED Lyrics
All you'll use is one finger
[22:12] ED Lyrics
1+1 = 2
[22:20] ED Lyrics
Now, together we'll go
[22:27] ED Lyrics
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:34] ED Lyrics
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:42] ED Lyrics
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:49] ED Lyrics
Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:58] Pipimi
Well... You, too.
SIGN This Shit Show!
SIGN Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:59] Popuko
Great job today.
[23:00] Pipimi
It's been a while since we got
to act together like this.
[23:02] Popuko
I know, right?
[23:03] Popuko
We did meet at an event recently.
[23:05] Pipimi
Oh yeah, we did. That's right.
[23:06] Popuko
And I also get in trouble sometimes.
[23:09] Pipimi
Oh, really?
[23:09] Popuko
Er, there's a certain series
that we're both on.
[23:12] Pipimi
Yup.
[23:13] Popuko
And then she'd say, "You're not together!"
[23:15] Popuko
The princess gets real mad at me.
[23:17] Popuko
Er, priestess, rather.
[23:18] Pipimi
Yes, the priestess.
[23:19] Popuko
She gets real mad.
[23:20] Pipimi
The priestess... Well, what can you do?
[23:21] Popuko
I'm sorry, everyone who works on that show.
[23:21] Pipimi
Right. Because you couldn't
always get there on time.
[23:23] Popuko
Yeah, exactly!
[23:23] Pipimi
Yeah... there's not much
you can do about that.
[23:25] Popuko
A lot of time has passed...
[23:27] Pipimi
Yeah, and well, now you're
actually a president.
[23:29] Pipimi
Yeah. You're actually an agency president.
[23:30] Popuko
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really.
[23:31] Popuko
Er, yeah...
[23:32] Pipimi
Yeah, you run a tanuki agency.
[23:33] Popuko
We're doing our best.
I hope you'll all support Raccoon Dog.
[23:36] Popuko
Please. Oh, and Ken Pro, too!
[23:38] Pipimi
Thanks.
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