E4 - Train Battle

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SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[00:05] Popuko
    You're supposed to always throw rock first
    in rock, paper, scissors...
[00:08] Popuko
    But I'mma throw paper!
[00:11] Pipimi
    What?!
[00:16] Popuko
    Did I finish her off?
SIGN    Ya did
SIGN    Ya did
[00:23] Popuko
    Hell yeah!
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:46] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:47] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:51] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:52] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:54] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:56] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:57] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[01:00] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[01:04] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:07] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:11] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:16] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:18] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:24] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:29] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:31] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:35] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:38] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:42] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Train Battle
SIGN    By: ????
[02:01] Popuko
    I know.
[02:03] Popuko
    I'll go to Kyoto.
[02:06] Popuko
    Gonna place a whole bunch...
[02:08] Popuko
    of get-off-my-lawn stones.
SIGN    Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
[02:14] Popuko
    I huffed and I puffed as I moved
    my get-off-my-lawn stones.
[02:16] Popuko
    Om, nom, om, nom, this is delicious.
[02:18] Popuko
    'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
[02:21] Pipimi
    No, ya damn young'un.
[02:26] Popuko
    Then how 'bout I put you down?
[02:29] Pipimi
    Oho.
[02:30] Pipimi
    I see the frog in the well
    knows nothing of the great ocean.
[02:34] Pipimi
    Very well.
[02:35] Pipimi
    I accept your challenge!
[02:37] Conductor
    It would appear that you both accept.
[02:39] Popuko and Pipimi
    Train battle!
SIGN    The weather in Tokyo...
SIGN    Warning Warning Warning
[02:41] Conductor
    A train battle declaration
    has just been issued in car 6.
SIGN    A train battle declaration has been issued
[02:46] Conductor
    We ask that the remaining passengers
    in car 6 swiftly move to another car,
[02:50] Conductor
    and that those who would like to watch
    the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.
[02:55] Popuko
    Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
[03:00] Pipimi
    Time to show you some manners, young'un.
[03:01] Conductor
    The train battle... will now begin.
[03:14] Pipimi
    This is nothing.
[03:20] Popuko
    Ack, that's bright.
[03:22] Pipimi
    I'll use these!
[03:24] Popuko
    Gwah! Wait, ow! Ow, ice creams hurt!
[03:27] Popuko
    Damn it... Oh, yeah.
[03:29] Popuko
    Hey, you know that one
    comedian? Who was it, again?
[03:31] Pipimi
    Huh?
[03:32] Popuko
    Now's my chance!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
[03:44] Conductor
    They've both gone down.
[03:46] Conductor
    Whoever gets up first will be the winner.
[03:52] Pipimi
    To think we've both been
    dealt this much damage...
[03:59] Pipimi
    Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
[04:04] Popuko
    Look outside.
[04:06] Pipimi
    Outside?
[04:13] Pipimi
    D-Doctor ellow!
[04:16] Popuko
    Doctor ellow is known to bestow
    those who see it with good luck.
[04:20] Popuko
    Looks like the goddess of victory
[04:21] Popuko
    has smiled down upon me this time.
[04:24] Conductor
    The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko
[04:32] Pipimi
    I guess I've lost.
[04:33] Pipimi
    You win.
[04:36] Pipimi
    I used to be...
[04:38] Pipimi
    a feisty little train battler like you.
[04:42] Popuko
    That's... an ashtray!
[04:44] Pipimi
    The bullet trains were a part of Japan
    during their economic growth—
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[04:49] Pipimi
    the passion of the Showa era itself!
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[04:52] Pipimi
    The smoke from cigarettes
    always lingered in each car,
[04:55] Pipimi
    and bloodthirsty salarymen
    were always starting fights.
[04:59] Pipimi
    That's where the train battles began.
[05:03] Pipimi
    I was afraid...
[05:05] Boy A
    Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
[05:05] Pipimi
    that another piece of culture
    born in the Showa era...
[05:07] Boy B
    Sure.
[05:08] Pipimi
    was going to be irrationally,
    immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
[05:08] College Girl A
    Hey, look. That old man's crying.
[05:11] College Girl B
    Wait, where? Oh, shit.
    He's crying for real.
[05:14] Popuko
    Yeah, I totally get it.
[05:16] Pipimi
    But I'm happy to see that
    train battlers like yourself
[05:20] Pipimi
    are still around.
[05:22] Popuko
    Old man...
[05:24] Pipimi
    I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
[05:26] Pipimi
    The memories of those who fought
    through the Showa era.
[05:33] Popuko
    Tch. Fine.
[05:36] Popuko
    I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
[05:40] Popuko
    I'm going to become...
[05:41] Pipimi
    the best train battler in Japan!
[05:45] Popuko
    To be continued.
[05:46] Pipimi
    No, it isn't!
[05:47] Popuko
    Why, though?
[05:48] Pipimi
    It's not continuing!
[05:48] Popuko
    Wait, no! It's going to continue!
[05:51] Popuko
    We ended up with extra time.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[05:54] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[05:57] Narrator
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[06:00] Popuko
    Where am I?
[06:02] Man
    Oh, you're just a gem!
[06:04] Popuko
    Uh, what?
[06:05] Man
    We'll add this, this,
    this, this, whoo, and look!
[06:08] Man
    You're a natural! I just knew it!
[06:12] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    Round 1
[06:14] Commentator
    Round 1, you win!
SIGN    Round 2
[06:16] Commentator
    Round 2, you win!
[06:18] Commentator
    Semi-finals, you win!
SIGN    Semi-finals
SIGN    Finals
[06:20] Commentator
    Finals, you sho won!
SIGN    Commendation Ceremony
[06:25] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Loser
[06:29] Popuko
    Guess this one's a dud.
SIGN    Loser
[06:31] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
SIGN    Loser
[06:32] Popuko
    Toss!
SIGN    Loser
[06:33] Popuko
    It broke.
[06:34] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[06:35] Popuko
    Toss!
[06:36] Popuko
    Something came out.
[06:38] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[06:39] Popuko
    Toss!
[06:40] Popuko
    Okay, goodnight, folks!
[06:51] Pipimi
    Shit happens.
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[06:52] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[06:56] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[06:59] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[07:01] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[07:05] Popuko
    What the heck? That's hilarious!
[07:07] Popuko
    I'll just do it again!
[07:09] Popuko
    Yup, still hilarious!
[07:10] Teacher
    Hey, Popuoka!
[07:12] Teacher
    Don't bring such things to school!
[07:15] Pipimi
    Did you need something from my Popuoka?
[07:19] Pipimi
    Just look at my Ben knife.
[07:21] Popuko
    Oh, yeah!
[07:24] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:27] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[07:30] Pipimi
    Can you look right and left
    at the same time?
[07:35] Popuko
    Pfft, easy-peasy.
[07:48] Popuko
    So... I'll use everything.
[07:50] Popuko
    LOL, like I could actually do that!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:53] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[07:57] Popuko
    I want clout!
[08:00] Popuko
    I'm gonna change up my headshot
    before the year's over.
[08:03] Pipimi
    Whoa, there...
[08:06] Pipimi
    Noice.
[08:11] Pipimi
    I want clout!
[08:13] Pipimi
    I'mma finally upload
    that poor, forgotten selfie!
[08:15] Popuko
    What're you gonna do?
[08:17] Popuko and Pipimi
    Noice!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[08:22] Popuko
    I thought up a senryu poem!
[08:25] Pipimi
    Have at it!
[08:27] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
[08:29] Popuko
    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
[08:30] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Popuko.
[08:32] Popuko
    Popuko.
[08:34] Pipimi
    My, that is so rude.
SIGN    My, that is so rude.
[08:35] Pipimi
    I must say that you lack tact,
SIGN    I must say that you lack tact,
[08:36] Pipimi
    and quality, too.
SIGN    and quality, too.
[08:39] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
[08:41] Popuko
    Whut?
SIGN    Whut?
[08:43] Popuko
    Well, now I feel dumb.
SIGN    Well, now I feel dumb.
SIGN    I just read that poem out loud
[08:44] Popuko
    I just read that poem out loud
SIGN    ever so proudly.
[08:46] Popuko
    ever so proudly.
[08:47] Popuko
    Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko.
[08:48] Pipimi
    Do not cry, my dear.
SIGN    Do not cry, my dear.
[08:50] Pipimi
    Tears are an accessory
SIGN    Tears are an accessory
SIGN    that doesn't suit you.
[08:51] Pipimi
    that doesn't suit you.
[08:52] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
[08:54] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
SIGN    YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
     stated an alibi at all!
SIGN    PIPI: Leave this to me...
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
     interrogation room.
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: Who did you want to call?
SIGN    Popu
SIGN    PIPI: Popu.
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN    YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
SIGN    POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
SIGN    POPU: The
SIGN    is Yasu!

SIGN    YASU: Wait, no...

SIGN    YASU: Please order a halt to
     this investigation, Pipiboss!
SIGN    PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
SIGN    The Portopia Serial Murder Case
     Pop Team Epic Collab
    
    
    
     Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[09:39] Pipimi?
    Pop Team Epic!
[09:42] Popuko
    Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
[09:45] Pipimi
    That's a great idea!
SIGN    Dumbass Personalities
[09:49] Popuko
    Here I go!
[09:51] Popuko
    Merf.
[09:54] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[09:58] Popuko
    Merf.
[09:59] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:01] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:02] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:04] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:04] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:05] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:06] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:07] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:08] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:09] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:10] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:12] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:12] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:14] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:16] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:17] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf.
[10:18] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:20] ---
    1+1 = 2
[10:21] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:22] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:24] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:25] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:26] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:27] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:27] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[10:30] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:31] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:32] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
[10:32] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[10:34] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:39] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:41] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:42] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:42] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:43] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:44] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf.
[10:45] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:46] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:47] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:48] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:49] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:50] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:51] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:53] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:54] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:57] Popuko
    Merf.
[10:57] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[10:58] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[10:59] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[10:59] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Popuko
    Hey, I guess we can talk now.
[11:07] Pipimi
    Oh, really?
[11:09] Popuko
    Yup.
[11:10] Popuko
    So the reason we got invited on here
    is H°nter x H°nter right?
[11:14] Pipimi
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
[11:16] Popuko
    Yeah, of course.
    This is like perfect timing, too.
[11:18] Pipimi
    Yeah, it is.
[11:20] Popuko
    I basically think it's a miracle.
[11:22] Pipimi
    It's nice.
[11:23] Popuko
    Yeah, it's nice. I mean, we're
    talking about Gn and Kllua here.
[11:27] Pipimi
    Yup.
[11:28] Popuko
    Yup. Of course.
[11:29] Popuko
    I'm pretty sure they bleeped
    that out, so let's keep talking.
[11:33] Pipimi
    I guess Bkub-sensei loves H°nter x H°nter.
[11:37] Popuko
    Yeah, because he upped
    a drawing of Imi the other day.
[11:40] Pipimi*
    Seriously?
[11:42] Popuko
    Yeah, that makes me really happy.
[11:43] Pipimi
    Speaking of really happy things on Twitter,
    gashi-sensei has descended.
[11:46] Popuko**
    Yeah, exactly.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[11:48] Popuko
    That's the perfect timing
    I was talking about.
[11:50] ---
    
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[11:55] Pipimi
    Ow, ow, ow!
[11:57] Popuko
    Beam! I said beam!
[12:05] Popuko
    Did I finish her off? Well?
SIGN    Ya did
SIGN    Ya did
[12:11] Popuko
    Hell yeah!
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:36] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:41] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:42] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:44] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:46] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:47] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:51] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:54] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:57] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[13:01] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:06] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:08] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:14] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:19] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:21] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:25] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:28] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:32] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN    Train Battle
SIGN    By: ????
[13:48] Popuko
    Man, I'm bored.
[13:51] Popuko
    I know. I'll go to Kyoto.
[13:56] Popuko
    Gonna buy a whole bunch...
[13:57] Popuko
    of get-off-my-lawn stones.
SIGN    Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
[14:08] Popuko
    'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
[14:11] Pipimi
    No, ya damn young'un.
[14:16] Popuko
    Then how 'bout I put you down?
[14:19] Pipimi
    Oho.
[14:21] Pipimi
    I see the frog in the well
    knows nothing of the great ocean.
[14:24] Pipimi
    Very well.
[14:25] Pipimi
    I accept your challenge!
[14:27] Conductor
    It would appear that you both accept.
[14:29] Popuko and Pipimi
    Train battle!
SIGN    The weather in Tokyo...
SIGN    Warning Warning Warning
[14:31] Conductor
    A train battle declaration
    has just been issued in car 6.
SIGN    A train battle declaration has been issued
[14:36] Conductor
    We ask that the remaining passengers
    in car 6 swiftly move to another car,
[14:40] Conductor
    and that those who would like to watch
    the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.
[14:45] Popuko
    Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
[14:50] Pipimi
    Time to show you some manners, young'un.
[14:51] Conductor
    The train battle... will now begin.
[15:03] Pipimi
    This is nothing.
[15:10] Popuko
    Ack, that's bwight.
[15:12] Pipimi
    I'll use these!
[15:14] Popuko
    Gwah! They're so hard!
[15:16] Popuko
    Damn it...
[15:17] Popuko
    Oh, yeah. Hey, you know that one comedian?
[15:20] Popuko
    Who was it, again?
[15:21] Popuko
    Now!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
[15:24] Popuko
    A-E-I-O-U... sometimes... Y!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
SIGN    Gross!!
[15:34] Conductor
    They've both gone down.
[15:36] Conductor
    Whoever gets up first will be the winner.
[15:42] Pipimi
    To think we've both been
    dealt this much damage...
[15:44] Pipimi
    Is it a draw?
[15:49] Pipimi
    Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
[15:54] Popuko
    Look outside.
[15:56] Pipimi
    Outside?
[16:03] Pipimi
    D-Doctor ellow!
[16:06] Popuko
    Doctor ellow is known to bestow
    those who see it with good luck.
[16:09] Popuko
    Looks like the goddess of victory
    has smiled down upon me this time.
[16:14] Conductor
    The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko
[16:21] Pipimi
    I guess I've lost.
[16:24] Pipimi
    You win.
[16:26] Pipimi
    I used to be...
[16:27] Pipimi
    a feisty little train battler like you.
[16:31] Popuko
    That's... a tray for ash... An ashtray!
[16:34] Pipimi
    The bullet trains were a part of Japan
    during their economic growth—
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[16:38] Pipimi
    the passion of the Showa era itself!
SIGN    Ashtray
SIGN    Ashtray
[16:41] Pipimi
    The smoke from cigarettes
    always lingered in each car,
[16:45] Pipimi
    and bloodthirsty salarymen
    were always starting fights.
[16:48] Pipimi
    That's where the train battles began.
[16:53] Pipimi
    I was afraid...
[16:55] Boy A
    Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
[16:55] Pipimi
    that another piece of culture
    born in the Showa era...
[16:57] Boy B
    Sure.
[16:58] College Girl A
    Hey, look. That old man's crying.
[16:58] Pipimi
    was going to be irrationally,
    immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
[17:01] College Girl B
    Wait, where? Oh, shit.
    He's crying for real.
[17:05] Pipimi
    But I'm happy to see that
    train battlers like yourself
[17:09] Pipimi
    are still around.
[17:12] Popuko
    What're you trying to say?
[17:14] Pipimi
    I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
[17:16] Pipimi
    The memories of those who fought
    through the Showa era.
[17:24] Popuko
    Tch. Fine.
[17:26] Popuko
    I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
[17:29] Popuko
    I'm going to become...
[17:31] Pipimi
    the best train battler in Japan!
SIGN    By: AC-bu
[17:43] Popuko or Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[17:47] Narrator
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[17:50] Popuko
    Where am I?
[17:52] Man
    Oh, you're just a gem!
[17:54] Popuko
    Uh, what?
[17:55] Man
    We'll add this, this,
    this, this, whoo, and look!
[17:58] Man
    You're a natural! I just knew it!
[18:02] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    Round 1
[18:04] Commentator
    Round 1, you win!
SIGN    Round 2
[18:06] Commentator
    Round 2, you win!
[18:08] Commentator
    Semi-finals, you win!
SIGN    Semi-finals
SIGN    Finals
[18:10] Commentator
    Finals, you sho won!
SIGN    Commendation Ceremony
[18:15] Popuko
    Uh, what?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:17] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    Loser
[18:19] Popuko
    Guess this one's a dud.
SIGN    Loser
[18:21] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
SIGN    Loser
[18:22] Popuko
    And toss.
SIGN    Loser
[18:23] Popuko
    It broke.
[18:24] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[18:25] Popuko
    And toss!
[18:26] Popuko
    Something came out.
[18:28] Pipimi
    Just toss it.
[18:29] Popuko
    And toss!
[18:38] Popuko
    Why'd that happen?
[18:40] Pipimi
    They saw right through us.
[18:42] Popuko
    They sure did.
SIGN    By: K-ko Matsuda
[18:45] Pipimi
    The new segment everyone's
    been waiting for...
[18:48] Popuko
    ...begins now.
[18:51] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[18:54] Popuko
    Gently, now... Oh, my!
[18:58] Popuko
    One more time, upsy-daisy!
[19:00] Teacher
    Hey, Popuoka!
[19:02] Teacher
    Don't bring such things to school!
[19:10] Pipimi
    C'mere.
[19:11] Popuko
    Oh, yeah!
[19:13] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:18] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[19:21] Pipimi
    Can you look right and left
    at the same time?
[19:25] Popuko
    Pfft, easy-peasy.
[19:40] Popuko
    I did it!
[19:41] Pipimi
    You're supposed to say,
    "Like I could actually do that!"
[19:41] Popuko
    Like I could actually do that!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:47] Popuko
    I want to be in the spotlight!
[19:50] Popuko
    Maybe I'll take the TOEIC!
[19:52] Pipimi
    Whoa, there...
[19:56] Pipimi
    Noice.
[20:00] Pipimi
    I want to be in the spotlight!
[20:03] Pipimi
    I had some afternoon tea.
[20:07] Popuko and Pipimi
    Noice!
[20:08] Popuko
    Noice!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:09] Pipimi
    Say the line!
[20:12] Popuko
    Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay!
[20:15] Pipimi
    Have at it!
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
[20:17] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
[20:19] Popuko
    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
[20:20] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Shut the fuck up, you.
SIGN    Popuko.
[20:22] Popuko
    Popuko.
[20:24] Pipimi
    My, that is so rude.
SIGN    My, that is so rude.
[20:25] Pipimi
    I must say that you lack tact,
SIGN    I must say that you lack tact,
[20:26] Pipimi
    and quality, too.
SIGN    and quality, too.
[20:29] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
[20:31] Popuko
    Whut?
SIGN    Whut?
[20:33] Popuko
    Well, now I feel dumb.
SIGN    Well, now I feel dumb.
[20:34] Popuko
    I just read that poem out loud
SIGN    I just read that poem out loud
SIGN    ever so proudly.
[20:36] Popuko
    ever so proudly.
[20:37] Popuko
    Popuko.
SIGN    Popuko.
[20:38] Pipimi
    Do not cry, my dear.
SIGN    Do not cry, my dear.
[20:39] Pipimi
    Tears are an accessory
SIGN    Tears are an accessory
[20:41] Pipimi
    that doesn't suit you.
SIGN    that doesn't suit you.
[20:42] Popuko
    Actually, they look great on you.
[20:42] Pipimi
    Pipimi.
SIGN    Pipimi.
SIGN    By: Makoto Yamashita
[20:45] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
     stated an alibi at all!
SIGN    PIPI: Leave this to me...
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
     interrogation room.
SIGN    Travel

SIGN    Ask someone
SIGN    Inspect someone
SIGN    Show something
SIGN    Look for someone
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Arrest

SIGN    YASU: Who did you want to call?
SIGN    Popu
SIGN    PIPI: Popu.
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
SIGN    PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN    YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
SIGN    POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
SIGN    POPU: You did it, didn't you?
SIGN    YASU: Wait, no...

SIGN    YASU: Please order a halt to
     this investigation, Pipiboss!
SIGN    PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
SIGN    The Portopia Serial Murder Case
     Pop Team Epic Collab
    
    
    
     Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[21:29] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic! Pi!
[21:32] Popuko
    Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
[21:35] Pipimi
    That's a great idea!
SIGN    Dumbass Personalities
[21:39] Popuko
    Here I go!
[21:41] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:44] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:48] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:49] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:51] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:52] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:54] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:55] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:55] ---
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[21:56] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:57] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[21:58] Popuko
    Merf.
[21:59] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:00] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:02] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:02] ---
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:04] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:06] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
[22:06] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[22:09] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:10] ---
    1+1 = 2
[22:11] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:12] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:14] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:15] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:16] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:17] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:17] ---
    Now, together we'll go
[22:20] Popuko
    Merf.
[22:21] Pipimi
    Mworf.
[22:22] Popuko
    Merf, merf, merf, merf...
[22:22] Pipimi
    Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
[22:24] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:28] Popuko
    Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay... Um...
[22:32] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:33] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
[22:34] Popuko
    I said, shut the fuck up, you.
[22:35] Pipimi
    Wait, let's do that one more time.
[22:36] Popuko
    Shut the fuck up, you.
[22:37] Pipimi
    Hold on. Come on.
[22:38] Popuko
    Popuko.
[22:39] ---
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:40] Pipimi
    Your line wasn't supposed
    to go over mine there.
[22:42] Popuko
    Nope, nope.
[22:44] Popuko
    Well, now I feel dumb.
[22:47] ---
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:48] Popuko
    I just read that poem out loud
[22:49] Popuko
    ever so proudly...
    Damn it, my time's done already.
[22:52] Pipimi
    Let's start over again, please?
[22:53] Popuko
    Okay, fine.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Pipimi
    Thank you very much
    for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
[22:59] Popuko
    But there are people watching
    on streaming services, too.
[23:02] Popuko
    Actually, are there actually
    people who bought it?
[23:05] Popuko
    You were probably better off buying XXXX.
[23:09] Pipimi
    Popu-chan, what's XXXX?
[23:10] Popuko
    But XXXX is totally more XXXX
    and a better deal.
[23:15] Pipimi
    You're not making any sense. What's XXXX?
[23:17] Popuko
    Oh, really? Act now and you get...
[23:20] Popuko
    a roasted sweet potato.
[23:22] Pipimi
    I have no idea anymore.
[23:24] Popuko
    Hey, Pipimi-chan.
[23:25] Popuko
    What are you going to do with the
    money you didn't use to buy PTE S2?
[23:28] Pipimi
    Right now? Invest in an accumulating NISA.
[23:31] Popuko
    Ah, accumulating nii-sans, eh?
SIGN    Accumulating Nii-sans?
[23:32] Popuko
    That's great. Wait, you're not buying PTE?
[23:36] Pipimi
    Of course not. Just send a copy
    to my agency, please.
[23:38] Popuko
    Whoops.
SIGN    Welcome,
     Haters!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[23:38] Pipimi
    It's over.