# E4 - Train Battle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0E995/train-battle)
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***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[00:05] Popuko**
You're supposed to always throw rock first
in rock, paper, scissors...
**[00:08] Popuko**
But I'mma throw paper!
**[00:11] Pipimi**
What?!
**[00:16] Popuko**
Did I finish her off?
***SIGN*** Ya did
***SIGN*** Ya did
**[00:23] Popuko**
Hell yeah!
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:46] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:51] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:52] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:57] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[01:00] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[01:04] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:07] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:16] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:18] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:24] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:29] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:31] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:35] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:38] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:42] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Train Battle
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[02:01] Popuko**
I know.
**[02:03] Popuko**
I'll go to Kyoto.
**[02:06] Popuko**
Gonna place a whole bunch...
**[02:08] Popuko**
of get-off-my-lawn stones.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
**[02:14] Popuko**
I huffed and I puffed as I moved
my get-off-my-lawn stones.
**[02:16] Popuko**
Om, nom, om, nom, this is delicious.
**[02:18] Popuko**
'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
**[02:21] Pipimi**
No, ya damn young'un.
**[02:26] Popuko**
Then how 'bout I put you down?
**[02:29] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[02:30] Pipimi**
I see the frog in the well
knows nothing of the great ocean.
**[02:34] Pipimi**
Very well.
**[02:35] Pipimi**
I accept your challenge!
**[02:37] Conductor**
It would appear that you both accept.
**[02:39] Popuko and Pipimi**
Train battle!
***SIGN*** The weather in Tokyo...
***SIGN*** Warning Warning Warning
**[02:41] Conductor**
* A train battle declaration*
* has just been issued in car 6.*
***SIGN*** A train battle declaration has been issued
**[02:46] Conductor**
* We ask that the remaining passengers*
* in car 6 swiftly move to another car,*
**[02:50] Conductor**
* and that those who would like to watch*
* the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.*
**[02:55] Popuko**
Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
**[03:00] Pipimi**
Time to show you some manners, young'un.
**[03:01] Conductor**
*The train battle... will now begin.*
**[03:14] Pipimi**
This is nothing.
**[03:20] Popuko**
Ack, that's bright.
**[03:22] Pipimi**
I'll use these!
**[03:24] Popuko**
Gwah! Wait, ow! Ow, ice creams hurt!
**[03:27] Popuko**
Damn it... Oh, yeah.
**[03:29] Popuko**
Hey, you know that one
comedian? Who was it, again?
**[03:31] Pipimi**
Huh?
**[03:32] Popuko**
Now's my chance!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[03:44] Conductor**
*They've both gone down.*
**[03:46] Conductor**
*Whoever gets up first will be the winner.*
**[03:52] Pipimi**
To think we've both been
dealt this much damage...
**[03:59] Pipimi**
Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
**[04:04] Popuko**
Look outside.
**[04:06] Pipimi**
Outside?
**[04:13] Pipimi**
D-Doctor *ellow!
**[04:16] Popuko**
Doctor *ellow is known to bestow
those who see it with good luck.
**[04:20] Popuko**
Looks like the goddess of victory
**[04:21] Popuko**
has smiled down upon me this time.
**[04:24] Conductor**
The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[04:32] Pipimi**
I guess I've lost.
**[04:33] Pipimi**
You win.
**[04:36] Pipimi**
I used to be...
**[04:38] Pipimi**
a feisty little train battler like you.
**[04:42] Popuko**
That's... an ashtray!
**[04:44] Pipimi**
The bullet trains were a part of Japan
during their economic growth—
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[04:49] Pipimi**
the passion of the Showa era itself!
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[04:52] Pipimi**
The smoke from cigarettes
always lingered in each car,
**[04:55] Pipimi**
and bloodthirsty salarymen
were always starting fights.
**[04:59] Pipimi**
That's where the train battles began.
**[05:03] Pipimi**
I was afraid...
**[05:05] Boy A**
Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
**[05:05] Pipimi**
that another piece of culture
born in the Showa era...
**[05:07] Boy B**
Sure.
**[05:08] Pipimi**
was going to be irrationally,
immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
**[05:08] College Girl A**
Hey, look. That old man's crying.
**[05:11] College Girl B**
Wait, where? Oh, shit.
He's crying for real.
**[05:14] Popuko**
Yeah, I totally get it.
**[05:16] Pipimi**
But I'm happy to see that
train battlers like yourself
**[05:20] Pipimi**
are still around.
**[05:22] Popuko**
Old man...
**[05:24] Pipimi**
I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
**[05:26] Pipimi**
The memories of those who fought
through the Showa era.
**[05:33] Popuko**
Tch. Fine.
**[05:36] Popuko**
I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
**[05:40] Popuko**
I'm going to become...
**[05:41] Pipimi**
the best train battler in Japan!
**[05:45] Popuko**
To be continued.
**[05:46] Pipimi**
No, it isn't!
**[05:47] Popuko**
Why, though?
**[05:48] Pipimi**
It's not continuing!
**[05:48] Popuko**
Wait, no! It's going to continue!
**[05:51] Popuko**
We ended up with extra time.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[05:54] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[05:57] Narrator**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[06:00] Popuko**
Where am I?
**[06:02] Man**
Oh, you're just a gem!
**[06:04] Popuko**
Uh, what?
**[06:05] Man**
We'll add this, this,
this, this, whoo, and look!
**[06:08] Man**
You're a natural! I just knew it!
**[06:12] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** Round 1
**[06:14] Commentator**
Round 1, you win!
***SIGN*** Round 2
**[06:16] Commentator**
Round 2, you win!
**[06:18] Commentator**
Semi-finals, you win!
***SIGN*** Semi-finals
***SIGN*** Finals
**[06:20] Commentator**
Finals, you sho won!
***SIGN*** Commendation Ceremony
**[06:25] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:29] Popuko**
Guess this one's a dud.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:31] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:32] Popuko**
Toss!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[06:33] Popuko**
It broke.
**[06:34] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[06:35] Popuko**
Toss!
**[06:36] Popuko**
Something came out.
**[06:38] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[06:39] Popuko**
Toss!
**[06:40] Popuko**
Okay, goodnight, folks!
**[06:51] Pipimi**
Shit happens.
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[06:52] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[06:56] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[06:59] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[07:01] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[07:05] Popuko**
What the heck? That's hilarious!
**[07:07] Popuko**
I'll just do it again!
**[07:09] Popuko**
Yup, still hilarious!
**[07:10] Teacher**
Hey, Popuoka!
**[07:12] Teacher**
Don't bring such things to school!
**[07:15] Pipimi**
Did you need something from my Popuoka?
**[07:19] Pipimi**
Just look at my Ben* knife.
**[07:21] Popuko**
Oh, yeah!
**[07:24] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:27] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[07:30] Pipimi**
Can you look right and left
at the same time?
**[07:35] Popuko**
Pfft, easy-peasy.
**[07:48] Popuko**
So... I'll use everything.
**[07:50] Popuko**
LOL, like I could actually do that!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[07:53] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:57] Popuko**
I want clout!
**[08:00] Popuko**
I'm gonna change up my headshot
before the year's over.
**[08:03] Pipimi**
Whoa, there...
**[08:06] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[08:11] Pipimi**
I want clout!
**[08:13] Pipimi**
I'mma finally upload
that poor, forgotten selfie!
**[08:15] Popuko**
What're you gonna do?
**[08:17] Popuko and Pipimi**
Noice!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[08:19] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[08:22] Popuko**
I thought up a senryu poem!
**[08:25] Pipimi**
Have at it!
**[08:27] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
**[08:29] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[08:30] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[08:32] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[08:34] Pipimi**
My, that is so rude.
***SIGN*** My, that is so rude.
**[08:35] Pipimi**
I must say that you lack tact,
***SIGN*** I must say that you lack tact,
**[08:36] Pipimi**
and quality, too.
***SIGN*** and quality, too.
**[08:39] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[08:41] Popuko**
Whut?
***SIGN*** Whut?
**[08:43] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** I just read that poem out loud
**[08:44] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** ever so proudly.
**[08:46] Popuko**
ever so proudly.
**[08:47] Popuko**
Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[08:48] Pipimi**
Do not cry, my dear.
***SIGN*** Do not cry, my dear.
**[08:50] Pipimi**
Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** that doesn't suit you.
**[08:51] Pipimi**
that doesn't suit you.
**[08:52] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[08:54] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
***SIGN*** YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
stated an alibi at all!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Leave this to me...
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
interrogation room.
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: Who did you want to call?
***SIGN*** Popu
***SIGN*** PIPI: Popu.
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
***SIGN*** POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** POPU: The
***SIGN*** is Yasu!
***SIGN*** YASU: Wait, no...
***SIGN*** YASU: Please order a halt to
this investigation, Pipiboss!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
***SIGN*** The Portopia Serial Murder Case
Pop Team Epic Collab
Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[09:39] Pipimi?**
Pop Team Epic!
**[09:42] Popuko**
Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
**[09:45] Pipimi**
That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** Dumbass Personalities
**[09:49] Popuko**
Here I go!
**[09:51] Popuko**
Merf.
**[09:54] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[09:58] Popuko**
Merf.
**[09:59] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:01] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:02] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:04] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:04] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:05] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:06] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:07] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:08] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:09] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:10] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:12] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:12] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:14] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:16] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:17] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf.
**[10:18] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:20] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:21] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:22] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:24] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:25] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:26] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:27] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:27] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:30] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:31] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:32] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[10:32] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[10:34] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:39] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:41] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:42] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:42] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:43] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:44] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf.
**[10:45] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:46] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:47] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:48] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:49] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:50] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:51] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:53] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:54] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:57] Popuko**
Merf.
**[10:57] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[10:58] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[10:59] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[10:59] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:06] Popuko**
Hey, I guess we can talk now.
**[11:07] Pipimi**
Oh, really?
**[11:09] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:10] Popuko**
So the reason we got invited on here
is *H°nter x H°nter* right?
**[11:14] Pipimi**
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
**[11:16] Popuko**
Yeah, of course.
This is like perfect timing, too.
**[11:18] Pipimi**
Yeah, it is.
**[11:20] Popuko**
I basically think it's a miracle.
**[11:22] Pipimi**
It's nice.
**[11:23] Popuko**
Yeah, it's nice. I mean, we're
talking about G*n and K*llua here.
**[11:27] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[11:28] Popuko**
Yup. Of course.
**[11:29] Popuko**
I'm pretty sure they bleeped
that out, so let's keep talking.
**[11:33] Pipimi**
I guess Bkub-sensei loves *H°nter x H°nter*.
**[11:37] Popuko**
Yeah, because he upped
a drawing of I***mi the other day.
**[11:40] Pipimi**
Seriously?
**[11:42] Popuko**
Yeah, that makes me really happy.
**[11:43] Pipimi**
Speaking of really happy things on Twitter,
**gashi-sensei has descended.
**[11:46] Popuko**
Yeah, exactly.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[11:48] Popuko**
That's the perfect timing
I was talking about.
**[11:50] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[11:55] Pipimi**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[11:57] Popuko**
Beam! I said beam!
**[12:05] Popuko**
Did I finish her off? Well?
***SIGN*** Ya did
***SIGN*** Ya did
**[12:11] Popuko**
Hell yeah!
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:36] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:41] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:44] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:47] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:51] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:54] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:57] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:06] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:08] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:14] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:19] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:21] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:25] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:28] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:32] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
***SIGN*** Train Battle
***SIGN*** By: ????
**[13:48] Popuko**
Man, I'm bored.
**[13:51] Popuko**
I know. I'll go to Kyoto.
**[13:56] Popuko**
Gonna buy a whole bunch...
**[13:57] Popuko**
of get-off-my-lawn stones.
***SIGN*** Shinkansen Platforms (Central Entrance)
**[14:08] Popuko**
'Scuse me, may I put my seat down?
**[14:11] Pipimi**
No, ya damn young'un.
**[14:16] Popuko**
Then how 'bout I put you down?
**[14:19] Pipimi**
Oho.
**[14:21] Pipimi**
I see the frog in the well
knows nothing of the great ocean.
**[14:24] Pipimi**
Very well.
**[14:25] Pipimi**
I accept your challenge!
**[14:27] Conductor**
It would appear that you both accept.
**[14:29] Popuko and Pipimi**
Train battle!
***SIGN*** The weather in Tokyo...
***SIGN*** Warning Warning Warning
**[14:31] Conductor**
* A train battle declaration*
* has just been issued in car 6.*
***SIGN*** A train battle declaration has been issued
**[14:36] Conductor**
* We ask that the remaining passengers*
* in car 6 swiftly move to another car,*
**[14:40] Conductor**
* and that those who would like to watch*
* the match do so on the giant screens in car 2.*
**[14:45] Popuko**
Heya, old man. I hope you don't regret this.
**[14:50] Pipimi**
Time to show you some manners, young'un.
**[14:51] Conductor**
*The train battle... will now begin.*
**[15:03] Pipimi**
This is nothing.
**[15:10] Popuko**
Ack, that's bwight.
**[15:12] Pipimi**
I'll use these!
**[15:14] Popuko**
Gwah! They're so hard!
**[15:16] Popuko**
Damn it...
**[15:17] Popuko**
Oh, yeah. Hey, you know that one comedian?
**[15:20] Popuko**
Who was it, again?
**[15:21] Popuko**
Now!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[15:24] Popuko**
A-E-I-O-U... sometimes... Y!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
***SIGN*** Gross!!
**[15:34] Conductor**
*They've both gone down.*
**[15:36] Conductor**
*Whoever gets up first will be the winner.*
**[15:42] Pipimi**
To think we've both been
dealt this much damage...
**[15:44] Pipimi**
Is it a draw?
**[15:49] Pipimi**
Impossible... You're just as hurt as I am...
**[15:54] Popuko**
Look outside.
**[15:56] Pipimi**
Outside?
**[16:03] Pipimi**
D-Doctor *ellow!
**[16:06] Popuko**
Doctor *ellow is known to bestow
those who see it with good luck.
**[16:09] Popuko**
Looks like the goddess of victory
has smiled down upon me this time.
**[16:14] Conductor**
The winner is Popuko. Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko
**[16:21] Pipimi**
I guess I've lost.
**[16:24] Pipimi**
You win.
**[16:26] Pipimi**
I used to be...
**[16:27] Pipimi**
a feisty little train battler like you.
**[16:31] Popuko**
That's... a tray for ash... An ashtray!
**[16:34] Pipimi**
The bullet trains were a part of Japan
during their economic growth—
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[16:38] Pipimi**
the passion of the Showa era itself!
***SIGN*** Ashtray
***SIGN*** Ashtray
**[16:41] Pipimi**
The smoke from cigarettes
always lingered in each car,
**[16:45] Pipimi**
and bloodthirsty salarymen
were always starting fights.
**[16:48] Pipimi**
That's where the train battles began.
**[16:53] Pipimi**
I was afraid...
**[16:55] Boy A**
Hey, trade me one of your monsters.
**[16:55] Pipimi**
that another piece of culture
born in the Showa era...
**[16:57] Boy B**
Sure.
**[16:58] College Girl A**
Hey, look. That old man's crying.
**[16:58] Pipimi**
was going to be irrationally,
immorally, and inconsiderately erased.
**[17:01] College Girl B**
Wait, where? Oh, shit.
He's crying for real.
**[17:05] Pipimi**
But I'm happy to see that
train battlers like yourself
**[17:09] Pipimi**
are still around.
**[17:12] Popuko**
What're you trying to say?
**[17:14] Pipimi**
I'm going to bestow a dream upon you.
**[17:16] Pipimi**
The memories of those who fought
through the Showa era.
**[17:24] Popuko**
Tch. Fine.
**[17:26] Popuko**
I guess I'll see your dream through, old man.
**[17:29] Popuko**
I'm going to become...
**[17:31] Pipimi**
the best train battler in Japan!
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
**[17:43] Popuko or Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[17:47] Narrator**
Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[17:50] Popuko**
Where am I?
**[17:52] Man**
Oh, you're just a gem!
**[17:54] Popuko**
Uh, what?
**[17:55] Man**
We'll add this, this,
this, this, whoo, and look!
**[17:58] Man**
You're a natural! I just knew it!
**[18:02] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** Round 1
**[18:04] Commentator**
Round 1, you win!
***SIGN*** Round 2
**[18:06] Commentator**
Round 2, you win!
**[18:08] Commentator**
Semi-finals, you win!
***SIGN*** Semi-finals
***SIGN*** Finals
**[18:10] Commentator**
Finals, you sho won!
***SIGN*** Commendation Ceremony
**[18:15] Popuko**
Uh, what?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:17] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:19] Popuko**
Guess this one's a dud.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:21] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:22] Popuko**
And toss.
***SIGN*** Loser
**[18:23] Popuko**
It broke.
**[18:24] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[18:25] Popuko**
And toss!
**[18:26] Popuko**
Something came out.
**[18:28] Pipimi**
Just toss it.
**[18:29] Popuko**
And toss!
**[18:38] Popuko**
Why'd that happen?
**[18:40] Pipimi**
They saw right through us.
**[18:42] Popuko**
They sure did.
***SIGN*** By: K-ko Matsuda
**[18:45] Pipimi**
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
**[18:48] Popuko**
...begins now.
**[18:51] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
**[18:54] Popuko**
Gently, now... Oh, my!
**[18:58] Popuko**
One more time, upsy-daisy!
**[19:00] Teacher**
Hey, Popuoka!
**[19:02] Teacher**
Don't bring such things to school!
**[19:10] Pipimi**
C'mere.
**[19:11] Popuko**
Oh, yeah!
**[19:13] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:18] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[19:21] Pipimi**
Can you look right and left
at the same time?
**[19:25] Popuko**
Pfft, easy-peasy.
**[19:40] Popuko**
I did it!
**[19:41] Pipimi**
You're supposed to say,
"Like I could actually do that!"
**[19:41] Popuko**
Like I could actually do that!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[19:47] Popuko**
I want to be in the spotlight!
**[19:50] Popuko**
Maybe I'll take the TOEIC!
**[19:52] Pipimi**
Whoa, there...
**[19:56] Pipimi**
Noice.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
I want to be in the spotlight!
**[20:03] Pipimi**
I had some afternoon tea.
**[20:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Noice!
**[20:08] Popuko**
Noice!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:09] Pipimi**
Say the line!
**[20:12] Popuko**
Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay!
**[20:15] Pipimi**
Have at it!
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:17] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:19] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[20:20] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Shut the fuck up, you.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[20:22] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[20:24] Pipimi**
My, that is so rude.
***SIGN*** My, that is so rude.
**[20:25] Pipimi**
I must say that you lack tact,
***SIGN*** I must say that you lack tact,
**[20:26] Pipimi**
and quality, too.
***SIGN*** and quality, too.
**[20:29] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
**[20:31] Popuko**
Whut?
***SIGN*** Whut?
**[20:33] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
***SIGN*** Well, now I feel dumb.
**[20:34] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** I just read that poem out loud
***SIGN*** ever so proudly.
**[20:36] Popuko**
ever so proudly.
**[20:37] Popuko**
Popuko.
***SIGN*** Popuko.
**[20:38] Pipimi**
Do not cry, my dear.
***SIGN*** Do not cry, my dear.
**[20:39] Pipimi**
Tears are an accessory
***SIGN*** Tears are an accessory
**[20:41] Pipimi**
that doesn't suit you.
***SIGN*** that doesn't suit you.
**[20:42] Popuko**
Actually, they look great on you.
**[20:42] Pipimi**
Pipimi.
***SIGN*** Pipimi.
***SIGN*** By: Makoto Yamashita
**[20:45] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** YASU: Pipiboss, they haven't
stated an alibi at all!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Leave this to me...
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: This is the investigation HQ's
interrogation room.
***SIGN*** Travel
***SIGN*** Ask someone
***SIGN*** Inspect someone
***SIGN*** Show something
***SIGN*** Look for someone
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Arrest
***SIGN*** YASU: Who did you want to call?
***SIGN*** Popu
***SIGN*** PIPI: Popu.
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** PIPI: You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** YASU: Boss! That's going too far!
***SIGN*** POPU: Wait, you did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** POPU: You did it, didn't you?
***SIGN*** YASU: Wait, no...
***SIGN*** YASU: Please order a halt to
this investigation, Pipiboss!
***SIGN*** PIPI: Shut up! The culprit is...
***SIGN*** The Portopia Serial Murder Case
Pop Team Epic Collab
Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[21:29] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic! Pi!
**[21:32] Popuko**
Let's battle using dumbass personalities!
**[21:35] Pipimi**
That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** Dumbass Personalities
**[21:39] Popuko**
Here I go!
**[21:41] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:44] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:48] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:49] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:51] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:52] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:54] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:55] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:55] ---**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[21:56] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:57] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[21:58] Popuko**
Merf.
**[21:59] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:00] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:02] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:02] ---**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:04] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:06] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[22:06] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[22:09] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:10] ---**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:11] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:12] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:14] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:15] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:16] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:17] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:17] ---**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:20] Popuko**
Merf.
**[22:21] Pipimi**
Mworf.
**[22:22] Popuko**
Merf, merf, merf, merf...
**[22:22] Pipimi**
Mworf, mworf, mworf, mworf...
**[22:24] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:28] Popuko**
Hi! I thought up an enryusay oempay... Um...
**[22:32] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:33] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:34] Popuko**
I said, shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:35] Pipimi**
Wait, let's do that one more time.
**[22:36] Popuko**
Shut the fuck up, you.
**[22:37] Pipimi**
Hold on. Come on.
**[22:38] Popuko**
Popuko.
**[22:39] ---**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:40] Pipimi**
Your line wasn't supposed
to go over mine there.
**[22:42] Popuko**
Nope, nope.
**[22:44] Popuko**
Well, now I feel dumb.
**[22:47] ---**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[22:48] Popuko**
I just read that poem out loud
**[22:49] Popuko**
ever so proudly...
Damn it, my time's done already.
**[22:52] Pipimi**
Let's start over again, please?
**[22:53] Popuko**
Okay, fine.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[22:56] Pipimi**
Thank you very much
for purchasing Pop Team Epic.
**[22:59] Popuko**
But there are people watching
on streaming services, too.
**[23:02] Popuko**
Actually, are there actually
people who bought it?
**[23:05] Popuko**
You were probably better off buying XXXX.
**[23:09] Pipimi**
Popu-chan, what's XXXX?
**[23:10] Popuko**
But XXXX is totally more XXXX
and a better deal.
**[23:15] Pipimi**
You're not making any sense. What's XXXX?
**[23:17] Popuko**
Oh, really? Act now and you get...
**[23:20] Popuko**
a roasted sweet potato.
**[23:22] Pipimi**
I have no idea anymore.
**[23:24] Popuko**
Hey, Pipimi-chan.
**[23:25] Popuko**
What are you going to do with the
money you didn't use to buy PTE S2?
**[23:28] Pipimi**
Right now? Invest in an accumulating NISA.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Ah, accumulating nii-sans, eh?
***SIGN*** Accumulating Nii-sans?
**[23:32] Popuko**
That's great. Wait, you're not buying PTE?
**[23:36] Pipimi**
Of course not. Just send a copy
to my agency, please.
**[23:38] Popuko**
Whoops.
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:38] Pipimi**
It's over.