E8 - Pop Team Epic Battle Royale

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SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[00:03] Pipimi
    Let's play some shiritori.
[00:05] Popuko
    Fo sho.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
[00:08] Popuko
    Huh? What's this?
[00:10] Pipimi
    A handicap.
[00:12] Popuko
    Let's stack on some more!
[00:13] Pipimi
    Oh, fine.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
SIGN    Another Dictionary
SIGN    Yet Another
     Dictionary
SIGN    Have Some Words
SIGN    WDM English-
    Japanese Dictionary
SIGN    G3 Japanese-
    English Dictionary
[00:39] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[00:40] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[00:42] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[00:44] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[00:45] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[00:47] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[00:49] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[00:50] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[00:52] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[00:55] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[00:58] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[01:02] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[01:06] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[01:11] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[01:13] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[01:19] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[01:23] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[01:25] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[01:30] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[01:32] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[01:37] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[01:49] Popuko
    Apple (ringo)!
[01:50] Pipimi
    Gorilla (gorira)!
[01:51] Popuko
    Trumpet (rappa)!
[01:52] Applegorillatrumpet
    Hey, did someone call for me?
SIGN    The Sage of the Forest
     Applegorillatrumpet
[01:58] Pipimi
    Pa... Pa, eh?
[02:02] Pipimi
    Pa, huh?
SIGN    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Remaining
[02:07] Narrator
    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.
[02:09] Narrator
    A hundred participants
    land on a deserted island
[02:13] Narrator
    and fight for their survival
    using only what they find there.
[02:17] Narrator
    Today, another batch of would-be
    survivors heads to the battlefield.
[02:21] Popuko
    I use heavy artillery.
[02:23] Pipimi
    No, I use heavy artillery.
[02:24] Sexual harassment guy
    I'll show you my little artillery.
    Man, I'm annoying.
SIGN    Remaining
[02:36] Popuko
    Kiss the ground hello for me!
[02:38] Pipimi
    My, so violent. You need to win
    battle royales more intelligently.
[02:41] Popuko
    Let's see who gets
    the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
[02:47] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[02:49] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[02:51] Popuko
    Oh, shit!
[02:52] Cthulhu
    Cower! Be afraid!
[02:54] Cthulhu
    Die knowing you lost to someone
    who truly knows how to use a Mbile Suit!
[02:58] Cthulhu
    This Great Old One is number one!
[03:02] Nyarlathotep
    Get bent, loser!
[03:04] Pipimi
    Right back at you.
[03:08] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[03:09] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[03:11] Pipimi
    Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
[03:12] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    Remaining
[03:15] Popuko
    Shithead!
[03:16] Pipimi
    Loser!
[03:16] Popuko
    Usada!
[03:17] Pipimi
    Don't say that!
[03:18] Popuko
    Trash!
[03:18] Pipimi
    Shithead!
SIGN    Remaining
[03:24] Woman
    Aw, I can't shoot you.
[03:25] Man
    Well, I can't shoot you either.
[03:28] System
    Double kill.
[03:29] Popuko
    Hell yeah, double kill.
[03:35] Pipimi
    Get rekt! The hell are you doing?!
[03:35] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt!
[03:38] Players
    Run!
[03:39] Player
    Who the hell is that?!
[03:40] Players
    It's PINE again.
[03:42] Player E
    Damn it!
[03:50] Pipimi
    Looks like we've got a cheater.
    That bastard.
[03:52] Popuko
    He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
[03:55] Pipimi
    We'll settle this another time.
[03:56] Popuko
    Fine. First, hunt down
    that shithead, and then...
[03:59] Popuko and Pipimi
    ...kill him!
[04:04] Pipimi
    You've got this.
[04:06] Popuko
    You've gotta do this, too!
[04:07] Pipimi
    The three of us are the only ones left.
[04:10] Pipimi
    At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
[04:12] Popuko
    What do you want to do?
    Should we both attack at once?
[04:14] Pipimi
    No, this is the only choice we have!
[04:16] Popuko
    Wha—No!
[04:18] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan, you have to win...
    Today, you're...
[04:20] Pipimi
    the champion...
[04:23] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun!
[04:26] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
[04:38] Popuko
    I see. He's outta bullets.
[04:40] Popuko
    Good!
[04:41] Popuko
    Die, motherfucker!
[04:43] Popuko
    Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
[04:47] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun's death box...
[05:00] Popuko
    You stupid cheater...
    You'll never be a real winner.
[05:04] Popuko
    You cheated not only
    the game, but yourself.
[05:12] Popuko
    What the?
[05:16] Popuko
    Poke.
SIGN    Remaining
[05:27] Pipimi
    Cheating's bad, okay?
[05:31] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:34] Pipimi
    I've been crossing my legs
    ever since I was born!
[05:37] Popuko
    How do you walk, then?
[05:44] Pipimi
    Hup.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[05:45] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic!
[05:48] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
[05:50] Pipimi
    The heck is that?
[05:51] Popuko
    Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[05:53] Pipimi
    Huh? Like this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[05:54] Pipimi
    I don't get it.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[05:55] Popuko
    Y-You're doing it!
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[05:57] Pipimi
    Huh? What is this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[05:59] Popuko
    You're doing it!
[06:00] Popuko
    You're doing it, damn it!
[06:03] Pipimi
    Seriously, what is this?
SIGN    Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
[06:04] Pipimi
    No, really. Seriously, what is this?
[06:04] Popuko
    Amazing!
[06:08] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[06:11] Popuko
    One, two, fwee!
[06:13] Popuko
    Popu-chan, cheese!
[06:17] Pipimi
    No one can deny your cuteness.
[06:19] Pipimi
    Humanity cannot escape.
[06:21] Pipimi
    In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
[06:26] Popuko and Pipimi
    Go! Yeah! Decorate the Earth!
[06:29] Pipimi
    So cute!
[06:33] Popuko
    So cute!
[06:33] Pipimi
    You're so cute!
[06:34] Alien
    What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
[06:39] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[06:45] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[06:50] Popuko
    And now, it's time for another
    episode of Pop Team Coo—
[06:53] Popuko
    Huh? Pipimi-chan?
[06:56] Pipimi
    Who wants whipped cream?
[06:58] Popuko
    I do!
[07:09] Popuko
    So sweet.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:12] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[07:15] Popuko
    I turned into an instrument!
[07:21] Popuko
    Hey, play me.
[07:23] Pipimi
    What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
[07:28] Popuko
    She played with my heart...
[07:30] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:34] Pipimi
    In this world...
[07:35] Popuko
    You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
[07:37] Pipimi
    I'm a nurse!
[07:39] Popuko
    I'm a government official!
[07:41] Pipimi
    You can't be.
[07:42] Popuko
    Huh?
[07:43] Pipimi
    That's because...
[07:45] Pipimi
    You're destined for something much greater.
[07:47] Popuko
    I sure am...
[07:49] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[07:54] Popuko
    I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
    hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
[07:57] Popuko
    that makes you want to puke.
[07:58] Pipimi
    Do it.
[07:59] Streamer
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    Laying it on thiiiick
[08:01] Streamer
    Want me to say "Goodnight"?
[08:04] Popuko
    God, he's infuriating.
[08:06] Popuko
    Kill him.
[08:07] Pipimi
    As you wish.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[08:19] Popuko
    Ma'am! I've got my ult!
[08:21] Teacher
    You don't need to announce that in class!
[08:24] Popuko
    But I finally got it!
[08:26] Popuko
    Wah! Wah!
[08:28] Teacher
    Okay, fine. Go ahead.
[08:30] Popuko
    Huh? Yahoo!
[08:31] Popuko
    Shinku... Hado...
[08:33] Popuko
    Head go pop!
[08:41] Teacher
    What's that supposed to do?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[08:43] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[08:45] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[08:46] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[08:47] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[08:48] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[08:49] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[08:50] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[08:51] Popuko
    Green onion!
[08:52] Baldy A
    Stop that!
[08:53] Baldy B
    You don't get it at all!
[08:56] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[08:59] Popuko
    Pop Team Delivery.
[09:01] Cthulhu
    Coming!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:07] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[09:10] Pipimi
    Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
[09:13] Popuko
    Grandma, I—
[09:16] Pipimi
    Aw, she bugged out.
[09:19] Pipimi
    This used to happen in old
    video games all the time.
[09:24] Pipimi
    I guess you young'uns
    might not know about that.
[09:29] Pipimi
    When that happens, you do this.
[09:37] Popuko
    Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
[09:46] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[09:49] Popuko
    Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
[09:52] Popuko
    Whoops, I said what it was...
[10:07] Pipimi
    Peekaboo.
[10:13] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:20] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[10:26] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[10:33] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[10:39] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just*
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:46] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:53] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[11:00] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:10] Pipimi
    Thank you for buying Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:14] Popuko
    Actually, there are people
    streaming this, too.
[11:16] Popuko
    Honestly, you'd be better
    off buying Di Gi .
[11:19] Pipimi
    What? Did you really...
[11:21] Popuko**
    I figured that might be okay to bring up.
[11:24] Pipimi
    You just went for it.
[11:25] Popuko
    Yup.
[11:25] Popuko
    So what did you think of the session today?
[11:31] Pipimi
    So much came out.
[11:32] Popuko
    It sure did.
[11:33] Pipimi
    Yeah.
[11:34] Popuko
    The stuff I ate earlier almost came out.
[11:35] Pipimi
    Don't let that come out.
[11:38] Pipimi
    But I was watching, and it was a lot of fun.
[11:41] Popuko
    Yeah.
[11:42] Pipimi
    Yeah, I think we opened up
    all kinds of doors...
[11:45] Pipimi
    Yup.
[11:46] Popuko
    Yup.
[11:47] ---
    
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Rerun
[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[11:53] Pipimi
    Let's play some shiritori.
[11:55] Popuko
    Fo sho.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
[11:58] Popuko
    What dis?
[12:00] Pipimi
    A handicap.
[12:02] Popuko
    Let's stack on some more!
[12:03] Pipimi
    Oh, fine.
SIGN    Dictionary
    8th Edition
SIGN    Game Hacks
SIGN    GIMEST
SIGN    Another Gamer Mag
[12:06] Popuko
    You're going too far.
SIGN    Vemaga
SIGN    Voice Actor Gacha
     Grand Prix
[12:07] Pipimi
    What?
[12:29] OP Lyrics
    I found the way to heaven
[12:30] OP Lyrics
    My past life with you
[12:32] OP Lyrics
    You've seen the eyes of heaven
[12:34] OP Lyrics
    Limitless confessions
[12:35] OP Lyrics
    I've been in seventh heaven
[12:37] OP Lyrics
    This conflict is accelerating
[12:39] OP Lyrics
    What in the name of heaven?
[12:40] OP Lyrics
    Your reason for living is an abstract theory
[12:42] OP Lyrics
    Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
[12:45] OP Lyrics
    Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
[12:49] OP Lyrics
    Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
[12:52] OP Lyrics
    Like a bubble, this life lies
    in between dreams and reality
[12:56] OP Lyrics
    Why are you feeling?
[13:01] OP Lyrics
    Forever more
[13:03] OP Lyrics
    It sounds anti world
[13:09] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what do you believe?
[13:13] OP Lyrics
    The mirror's equation
[13:16] OP Lyrics
    Wake up, I can't think anymore
[13:20] OP Lyrics
    An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
[13:22] OP Lyrics
    Way out, what can you see?
[13:27] OP Lyrics
    This saturated irony
SIGN    TV Animation 2nd Series
[13:39] Popuko
    Apple (ringo)!
[13:40] Pipimi
    Gorilla (gorira)!
[13:41] Popuko
    Trumpet (rappa)!
[13:42] Applegorillatrumpet
    Hey, did someone call for me?
SIGN    The Sage of the Forest
     Applegorillatrumpet
[13:48] Pipimi
    Pa... Pa, eh?
[13:52] Pipimi
    Pa, huh...
[13:53] Popuko
    Pa.
SIGN    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
SIGN    Remaining
[13:58] Narrator
    Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.
[14:00] Narrator
    A hundred participants
    land on a deserted island
[14:03] Narrator
    and fight for their survival
    using only what they find there.
[14:08] Narrator
    Today, another batch of would-be
    survivors heads to the battlefield.
[14:11] Popuko
    I use heavy artillery.
[14:13] Pipimi
    No, I use heavy artillery.
[14:14] Sexual harassment guy
    I'll show you my little artillery.
    Man, I'm annoying.
SIGN    Remaining
[14:25] Popuko
    Kiss the ground hello for me!
[14:28] Pipimi
    So violent. You need to win
    battle royales more intelligently.
[14:31] Popuko
    Let's see who gets
    the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
[14:38] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[14:39] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[14:41] Popuko
    Oh, shit!
[14:42] Cthulhu
    Cower! Be afraid!
[14:44] Cthulhu
    Die knowing you lost to someone
    who truly knows how to use a Mbile Suit!
[14:48] Cthulhu
    This Great Old One is number one!
[14:52] Nyarlathotep
    Get bent, loser!
[14:54] Pipimi
    Right back at you.
[14:58] Popuko
    Get rekt!
[14:59] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[15:01] Pipimi
    Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
[15:01] Popuko
    Get rekt!
SIGN    Remaining
[15:05] Popuko
    Shithead!
[15:06] Pipimi
    Loser!
[15:07] Popuko
    Ass!
[15:07] Pipimi
    Dumbass!
[15:08] Popuko
    Moron!
[15:09] Pipimi
    Damn it!
SIGN    Remaining
[15:14] Woman
    Aw, I can't shoot you.
[15:15] Man
    Well, I can't shoot you either.
[15:18] System
    Double kill.
[15:19] Popuko
    Lookin' good!
[15:25] Pipimi
    Get rekt!
[15:26] Popuko
    Get rekt! Get rekt! Rekt!
[15:29] Player
    Who the hell is that?!
[15:30] Players
    It's PINE again.
[15:32] Player E
    Damn it!
[15:34] Player
    Run!
[15:36] Player
    We're doomed!
[15:38] Player
    My drone!
[15:40] Pipimi
    Looks like we've got a cheater.
    That bastard.
[15:43] Popuko
    He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
[15:45] Pipimi
    We'll settle this another time.
[15:46] Popuko
    Fine. First, hunt down
    that shithead, and then...
[15:48] Popuko and Pipimi
    ...kill him!
[15:54] Pipimi
    You've got this.
[15:56] Popuko
    You've gotta do this, too!
[15:57] Pipimi
    The three of us are the only ones left.
[16:00] Pipimi
    At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
[16:02] Popuko
    What do you want to do?
    Should we both attack at once?
[16:04] Pipimi
    No, this is the only choice we have!
[16:06] Popuko
    Wha—No!
[16:08] Pipimi
    Popuko-chan, you have to win...
    Today, you're...
[16:11] Pipimi
    the champion...
[16:13] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun!
[16:16] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
[16:28] Popuko
    I see. He's outta bullets.
[16:30] Popuko
    Good!
[16:31] Popuko
    Die, motherfucker!
[16:33] Popuko
    Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
[16:37] Popuko
    Pipimi-kun's death box...
[16:50] Popuko
    You stupid cheater...
    You'll never be a real winner.
[16:54] Popuko
    You cheated not only
    the game, but yourself.
[17:02] Popuko
    What the?
SIGN    Remaining
[17:17] Pipimi
    Hey, everyone. Cheating's bad, mmkay?
[17:21] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:24] Pipimi
    I've been crossing my legs
    ever since I was born!
[17:27] Popuko
    How do you walk, then?
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[17:36] Popuko
    Damn it, Snke.
[17:38] Popuko
    Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
[17:40] Pipimi
    The heck is that?
[17:41] Popuko
    Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[17:43] Pipimi
    Huh? Like this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[17:44] Pipimi
    I don't get it.
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[17:45] Popuko
    Y-You're doing it!
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
[17:47] Pipimi
    Huh? What is this?
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Don
SIGN    Chiki
SIGN    Chiki
[17:49] Popuko
    You're doing it!
[17:50] Popuko
    You're doing it, damn it!
[17:53] Pipimi
    Seriously, what is this?
SIGN    Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
[17:55] Pipimi
    No, really. Seriously, what is this?
[17:55] Popuko
    Amazing!
[17:58] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[18:01] Popuko
    One, two, fwee!
[18:03] Popuko
    Popu-chan, cheese!
[18:07] Pipimi
    No one can deny your cuteness.
[18:09] Pipimi
    Humanity cannot escape.
[18:11] Pipimi
    In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
[18:15] Popuko and Pipimi
    Go! Yeah! Go!
[18:17] Pipimi
    So cute!
[18:19] Popuko
    Thanks!
[18:19] Pipimi
    You're actually an old man!
[18:21] Popuko
    Aw, you found me out!
[18:22] Popuko
    Whee! So cute!
[18:22] Pipimi
    I sure did!
[18:24] Alien
    What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
[18:27] Popuko
    You're going too far.
SIGN    By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
[18:28] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[18:36] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Cooking!
[18:40] Popuko
    And now, it's time for another
    episode of Pop Team Coo—
[18:43] Popuko
    Huh? Pipimi-chan?
[18:46] Pipimi
    Who wants whipped cream?
[18:48] Popuko
    I do!
[18:59] Popuko
    Ten points, ten points, ten points.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:02] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic!
[19:05] Popuko
    I turned into an instrument!
[19:10] Popuko
    Hey, play me.
[19:13] Pipimi
    What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
[19:18] Popuko
    She played with my heart...
[19:20] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:24] Pipimi
    In this world...
[19:25] Popuko
    You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
[19:28] Pipimi
    I'm a nurse!
[19:29] Popuko
    I'm a government official!
[19:31] Pipimi
    You can't be.
[19:32] Popuko
    Huh?
[19:33] Pipimi
    That's because...
[19:35] Pipimi
    You're destined for something much greater.
[19:39] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[19:44] Popuko
    I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
    hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
[19:47] Popuko
    that makes you want to puke.
[19:48] Pipimi
    Do it, damn it!
[19:49] Streamer
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    Laying it on thiiiick
[19:51] Streamer
    Want me to say "Goodnight"?
[19:55] Popuko
    God, he's infuriating.
[19:56] Popuko
    Kill him.
[19:57] Pipimi
    As you wish.
[20:00] Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: AC-bu
SIGN    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Segment
[20:09] Popuko
    Ma'am! I've got my ult!
[20:11] Teacher
    You don't need to announce that in class!
[20:14] Popuko
    But I finally got it!
[20:16] Popuko
    Wah! Wah!
[20:18] Teacher
    Okay, fine. Go ahead.
[20:20] Popuko
    Huh? Yahoo!
[20:21] Popuko
    Shinku... Hado...
[20:23] Popuko
    Head go pop!
[20:31] Teacher
    What's that supposed to do?!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[20:33] Popuko and Pipimi
    Pop Team Epic.
[20:36] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[20:36] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[20:37] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[20:38] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[20:39] Baldy A
    Mushroom!
[20:40] Baldy B
    Bamboo shoot!
[20:41] Popuko
    Green onion!
[20:42] Baldy A
    Stop that!
[20:43] Baldy B
    You don't get it at all!
SIGN    By: Space Neko Company
[20:46] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[20:49] Popuko
    Pop Team Delivery.
[20:51] Cthulhu
    Coming!
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:57] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
[21:00] Pipimi
    Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
[21:03] Popuko
    Grandma, I—
[21:07] Pipimi
    Aw, she bugged out.
[21:09] Pipimi
    This used to happen in old
    video games all the time.
[21:14] Pipimi
    I guess you young'uns
    might not know about that.
[21:18] Pipimi
    When that happens, you do this.
[21:26] Popuko
    Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
[21:36] Popuko
    Pop Team Epic.
SIGN    By: Kamikaze Douga
[21:39] Popuko
    Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
[21:42] Popuko
    Whoops, I said what it was...
[21:58] Pipimi
    Peekaboo.
[22:03] ED Lyrics
    Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:10] ED Lyrics
    All you'll use is one finger
[22:16] ED Lyrics
    1+1 = 2
[22:23] ED Lyrics
    Now, together we'll go
[22:30] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:37] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:43] ED Lyrics
    We're just two peas, we're just
    two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:50] ED Lyrics
    Don't go cheating on me now~
SIGN    This Shit Show!
SIGN    Would you buy the
     Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[23:01] Popuko
    Well, we just finished recording.
[23:04] Pipimi
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[23:07] Popuko
    I actually wanted to do that, too.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[23:09] Popuko
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[23:11] Pipimi
    I don't know why, but I love that dance.
[23:14] Pipimi
    During season one, I was glued to my TV
    watching it in real time each week.
SIGN    Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
[23:20] Popuko
    You kept telling me that in the lobby.
    That you're a huge fan.
[23:23] Pipimi
    I love it.
[23:25] Popuko
    You were trying to tell me
    not to mess this up.
[23:27] Pipimi
    No, no. That's not it.
[23:29] Pipimi
    I just meant you can do whatever you want.
[23:31] Popuko
    Ah, okay. So I can totally be free.
    I did that perfectly.
[23:35] Pipimi
    Yes, yes, you did.
[23:36] Popuko
    Well, everyone, I hope you enjoy it.
[23:37] Popuko
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Pipimi
    I think you'll enjoy it, yeah.