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E4 - SWGP 2018

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[00:01] ---
    
[00:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[00:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Series**
[00:05] ---
    Weeheeheeehee
[00:06] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
[00:06] ---
    Self-mummification
[00:08] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
[00:09] ---
    Weeheeeheepic
[00:11] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[00:12] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[00:14] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[00:17] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[00:20] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[00:22] ---
    Unpleasant.
[00:24] ---
    Weeheeheeheepic
[00:24] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[00:31] ---
    Say something!
[02:06] ---
    #4
    SWGP 2018

[02:06] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:20] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[02:23] ---
    Coach...
[02:27] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[02:30] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[02:35] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[02:37] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[02:42] ---
    Cool running!
[02:46] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[02:49] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[02:50] ---
    Cool running...
[03:00] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[03:08] ---
    Cool!
[03:09] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[03:12] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[03:15] ---
    Then I must try it!
[03:21] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[03:24] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[03:26] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[03:29] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[03:33] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[03:36] ---
    Hey, there's a racer
    leaving the pack!
[03:40] ---
    Haha!
    At this rate, the rest will be history!
[03:43] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[03:46] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[03:50] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[03:55] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[04:00] ---
    Get out of the way!
[04:02] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[04:03] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[04:10] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[04:14] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[04:17] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[04:21] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[04:25] ---
    Whoosh
[04:26] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[04:30] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[04:33] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[04:35] ---
    Yay!
[04:38] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[04:43] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[04:45] ---
    That's right, turbo.
[04:47] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[04:48] ---
    Yup, sharp.
[04:49] ---
    Totally ideal.
[04:51] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[04:52] ---
    Woof, woof.
[04:54] ---
    And when we merge,
    our speed doubles.
[04:59] ---
    You got boost power!
[05:01] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[05:05] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[05:11] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[05:14] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[05:20] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[05:21] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[05:24] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[05:32] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[05:36] ---
    Oh well, now that it's out, it's over!
[05:38] ---
    Ca-chunk! Ca-chunk!
[05:51] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[05:53] ---
    Okay, crunch, crunch!
[05:58] ---
    Here we go.
[06:16] ---
    A save point!
[06:21] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:25] ---
    There's the boss!
[06:28] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.

[06:37] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[06:42] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[06:43] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have an ottoman instead!
[06:48] ---
    What? Broken?
[06:50] ---
    Squish... <3
[06:53] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[06:58] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
[07:38] ---
    So good
[07:40] ---
    It's a rip-off
[07:42] ---
    Popukoooo
[07:42] ---
    So cute
[07:43] ---
    Yeah, get out
[07:45] ---
    Get lost, haters
[07:46] ---
    Mods aren't doing their job
[07:46] ---
    Too creepy
[07:48] ---
    LOL she's flying
[07:48] ---
    What are they even parodying?
[08:04] ---
    Hell Southern Cross
[08:51] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[08:51] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New series**
[08:53] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[08:57] ---
    Go home!
[08:58] ---
    I'm a cat.
[09:00] ---
    Meow, meow.
[09:02] ---
    Meow, meow-meow.
[09:07] ---
    Go home!
[09:10] ---
    Go home!
[09:13] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[09:16] ---
    Go home!
[09:19] ---
    Go home!
[09:25] ---
    Oops!
[09:30] ---
    Uh-oh!
[09:35] ---
    Yay!
[09:39] ---
    A time paradox has occurred.
[09:41] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future!
[09:48] ---
    I've become evil.
[09:51] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[09:53] ---
    - Noooo!
    - There, there.
[10:11] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[10:18] ---
    Where are you?!
[10:25] ---
    I am Mary.
[10:27] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[10:28] ---
    Don't you run away!
[11:31] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
SIGN    Preview
[11:32] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[11:35] ---
    She filled my mind,
    and I ended up failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[11:39] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[11:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[11:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New series**
[11:55] ---
    Weeheeheehee
[11:56] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
[11:56] ---
    Weeheeheeehee
[11:58] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
[11:59] ---
    Weeheeheeheepic
[12:01] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[12:03] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[12:04] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[12:07] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[12:10] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[12:12] ---
    Unpleasant.
[12:14] ---
    Weeheeheeheepic
[12:14] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[12:21] ---
    Say something!
[13:56] ---
    a6\i1}#4
    SWGP 2018*
[13:56] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[14:10] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[14:13] ---
    Coach...
[14:17] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[14:20] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[14:25] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[14:27] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[14:32] ---
    Cool running!
[14:36] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[14:39] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[14:51] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[14:57] ---
    Cool!
[14:59] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[15:02] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[15:05] ---
    Then I must try it!
[15:11] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[15:14] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[15:16] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[15:19] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[15:23] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[15:26] ---
    Hey, there's a racer leaving the pack!
[15:30] ---
    Haha! At this rate,
    the rest will be history!
[15:33] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[15:36] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[15:41] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[15:45] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[15:50] ---
    Get out of the way!
[15:52] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[15:53] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[16:00] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[16:04] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[16:07] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[16:11] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[16:15] ---
    Whoosh
[16:16] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[16:20] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[16:23] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[16:28] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[16:33] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[16:37] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[16:41] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[16:44] ---
    Popuko, time to merge! Change!
[16:49] ---
    Boost power!
[16:51] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[16:55] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[17:01] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[17:04] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[17:10] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[17:11] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[17:14] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[17:22] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[17:26] ---
    Oh well, now that it's out, baby...!
[17:29] ---
    Max Docking!
[17:41] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[17:43] ---
    Okay.
[18:06] ---
    A save point!
[18:15] ---
    There's the boss.
[18:18] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.

[18:27] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[18:32] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[18:34] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have an ottoman instead!
[18:40] ---
    Squish... <3
[18:42] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[18:48] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
[19:28] ---
    So good
[19:30] ---
    It's a rip-off
[19:32] ---
    Popukoooo
[19:33] ---
    So cute
[19:34] ---
    Yeah, get out
[19:35] ---
    Get lost, haters
[19:36] ---
    Mods aren't doing their job
[19:37] ---
    Too creepy
[19:38] ---
    LOL she's flying
[19:39] ---
    What are they even parodying?
[19:55] ---
    Hell Southern Cross
[20:41] ---
    Bob Epic Team
[20:41] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Series**
[20:43] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[20:47] ---
    Go home!
[20:48] ---
    I'm a cat.
[20:50] ---
    Meow, meow.
[20:53] ---
    Meow, meow-meow.
[20:57] ---
    Go home!
[21:01] ---
    Go home!
[21:03] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[21:06] ---
    Go home!
[21:09] ---
    Go home!
[21:15] ---
    Yeah!
[21:20] ---
    Uh-oh!
[21:25] ---
    Yay!
[21:29] ---
    A time paradox has occurred!
[21:31] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future!
[21:38] ---
    I've become evil.
[21:41] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[22:01] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[22:06] ---
    Where are you?!
[22:15] ---
    I am Mary.
[22:17] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[22:19] ---
    Don't you run away!
SIGN    Preview
[23:21] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
[23:22] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[23:25] ---
    She filled my mind, and I ended up
    failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[23:29] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!