E4 - SWGP 2018

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[00:01] ---
    
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[00:03] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    New Series**
SIGN    Weeheeheeehee
[00:06] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
SIGN    Fasting till
    you die
[00:08] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
SIGN    Weeheeeheepic
[00:11] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[00:12] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[00:14] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[00:17] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[00:20] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[00:23] ---
    Unpleasant.
SIGN    Weeheeheeheepic
[00:24] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[00:31] ---
    Say something!
[02:06] ---
    #4
    SWGP 2018
[02:06] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[02:20] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[02:23] ---
    Coach...
[02:27] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[02:30] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[02:35] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[02:37] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[02:42] ---
    Cool running!
[02:46] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[02:49] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[02:50] ---
    Cool running...
[03:00] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[03:07] ---
    Cool!
[03:09] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[03:12] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[03:15] ---
    Then I must try it!
[03:21] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[03:24] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[03:26] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[03:29] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[03:33] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[03:36] ---
    Hey, there's a racer
    leaving the pack!
[03:40] ---
    Haha!
    At this rate, the rest will be history!
[03:43] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[03:46] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[03:50] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[03:55] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[04:00] ---
    Get out of the way!
[04:02] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[04:03] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[04:10] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[04:14] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[04:17] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[04:21] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[04:21] ---
    Whoa! I'm spinning,
    spinning, spinning, spinning...
SIGN    Whoosh
[04:26] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[04:30] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[04:33] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[04:35] ---
    Yay!
[04:37] ---
    Zoom! Wait for me, my little Pop!
[04:38] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[04:43] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[04:43] ---
    Oho? Yes? Sure? Oh? Yes? I'm sharp?
[04:47] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[04:48] ---
    Aeronautics? That's like a smart-person word.
[04:51] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[04:52] ---
    Wait, mad dog disease?
[04:54] ---
    And when we merge,
    our speed doubles.
[04:57] ---
    Popupipi!
[04:59] ---
    You got boost power!
[05:01] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[05:05] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[05:11] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[05:12] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
[05:14] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[05:15] ---
    I love you so much!
[05:20] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[05:21] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[05:21] ---
    Yo, wtf?! Put me back up there!
[05:24] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[05:32] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[05:36] ---
    Oh well, now that it's out, it's over!
[05:38] ---
    Ca-chunk! Ca-chunk!
[05:51] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[05:53] ---
    Okay, crunch, crunch!
[05:59] ---
    Here we go.
[06:16] ---
    A save point!
[06:21] ---
    Peek.
[06:22] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:26] ---
    There's the boss!
[06:28] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.
[06:37] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[06:42] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[06:43] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have a bean-bag chair instead!
[06:46] ---
    Huh? It's broken? Oh, I see...
SIGN    Squish... <3
[06:52] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[06:58] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
SIGN    So good
SIGN    It's a rip-off
SIGN    Popukoooo
SIGN    So cute
SIGN    Yeah, get out
SIGN    Get lost, haters
SIGN    Mods aren't doing their job
SIGN    Too creepy
SIGN    LOL she's flying
SIGN    What are they even parodying?
SIGN    Hell Southern Cross
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:51] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    New series**
[08:53] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[08:57] ---
    Go home!
[08:58] ---
    I'm a cat.
[09:00] ---
    Meow, meow.
[09:03] ---
    Meow, meow.
[09:07] ---
    Go home!
[09:10] ---
    Go home!
[09:13] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[09:16] ---
    Go home!
[09:19] ---
    Go home!
[09:25] ---
    Oops!
[09:30] ---
    Uh-oh!
[09:35] ---
    Yay!
[09:38] ---
    A time paradox has occurred.
[09:41] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future!
[09:48] ---
    I've become evil.
[09:51] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[09:53] ---
    - Noooo!
    - There, there.
[10:11] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[10:16] ---
    The hell'd you go?! Huh?!
[10:25] ---
    I am Mary.
[10:26] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[10:28] ---
    Don't you run away!
[11:31] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
SIGN    Preview
[11:32] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[11:35] ---
    She filled my mind,
    and I ended up failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[11:39] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up."
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[11:53] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    New series**
SIGN    Weeheeheehee
[11:56] ---
    Ever tried fasting 'til you're dead?
SIGN    Fasting till
    you die
[11:57] ---
    I have... It's so much fun.
SIGN    Weeheeheeheepic
[11:59] ---
    Weeheehee, weeheehee!
[12:01] ---
    Then why're you alive?!
[12:03] ---
    Who is this old guy?!
[12:04] ---
    Don't try keeping up
    with young people. It's uncool.
[12:07] ---
    Uncool... Uncool, uncouth.
[12:10] ---
    Unsophisticated. Unchallenging.
[12:13] ---
    Unpleasant.
SIGN    Weeheeheeheepic
[12:14] ---
    Shut up! You're the uncool ones!
[12:21] ---
    Say something!
[13:56] ---
    a6\i1}#4
    SWGP 2018*
[13:56] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[14:10] ---
    I prepared as well I could.
    Just enjoy the ride now.
[14:14] ---
    Coach...
[14:17] ---
    Here we go,
    this is the race of the century.
[14:20] ---
    The world's daredevils have come
    to the Skeleton World Grand Prix.
[14:25] ---
    I'm J. Covey, your commentator.
[14:27] ---
    Along with me, John K.
[14:33] ---
    Cool running!
[14:36] ---
    All the racers are safely out the gate.
[14:39] ---
    We're coming to the first turn.
[14:41] ---
    Cool running...
[14:51] ---
    What? Were you abandoned?
[14:57] ---
    Cool!
[14:59] ---
    Ever heard of the Skeleton?
[15:02] ---
    Anyone who hasn't tried it is lame.
[15:05] ---
    Then I must try it!
[15:11] ---
    The race is coming to a climax.
[15:14] ---
    Hit and interfere!
[15:16] ---
    It's the death course where anything goes!
[15:19] ---
    That's why it's the most dangerous
    sport in the world!
[15:23] ---
    Now who will be left standing?
[15:26] ---
    Hey, there's a racer leaving the pack!
[15:30] ---
    Haha! At this rate,
    the rest will be history!
[15:33] ---
    You left trash, so I picked it up.
[15:36] ---
    I-Idiot! I set that explosive!
[15:41] ---
    Oh no, he blew himself up!
[15:45] ---
    The rest of the racers are
    picking up speed!
[15:50] ---
    Get out of the way!
[15:52] ---
    - What?!
    - Boys...
[15:53] ---
    - A family of penguins!
    - Be careful now.
[16:00] ---
    Oh, something terrible has happened!
[16:04] ---
    I hope the penguins are safe.
[16:07] ---
    Okay, back to the race.
    Popuko is unhurt and in the lead.
[16:11] ---
    Wait! There's another racer
    who jumps into the lead!
[16:11] ---
    I'm going counter-clockwise!
SIGN    Whoosh
[16:16] ---
    The "R" in GTR stands for
    the legend who is invincible!
[16:20] ---
    Is this it for Popuko?
[16:22] ---
    My leg... I'm finished...
[16:23] ---
    H-Hold it. Look at that?
[16:27] ---
    It's Coach Pipimi!
    Look at her go!
[16:27] ---
    No one invited me but here I come!
[16:33] ---
    Coach Pipimi's
    super turbo engine and sharp tip,
[16:37] ---
    is a beauty of aeronautics and form,
[16:41] ---
    worthy of being known as
    the mad dog of the circuit.
[16:44] ---
    When you and I combine,
    we become twice as fast!
[16:51] ---
    What?
    How can they do that me, the GTR?!
[16:55] ---
    Popuko blasts GTR!
[17:01] ---
    The 2018 Skeleton World Grand Prix!
[17:04] ---
    The winner of the gold medal is Popuko!
[17:09] ---
    Huh? What? What's your problem, man?
[17:10] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[17:11] ---
    According to a report
    we just received...
[17:14] ---
    Suspicion of drug use has arisen
    over Popuko's unusual behavior.
[17:21] ---
    What?!
    It seems Popuko has a mechanical body!
[17:26] ---
    Welp, guess you saw through us.
[17:41] ---
    Corner me to the wall!
[17:43] ---
    Okay. Crunch, crunch.
[17:49] ---
    I guess you got a new ride now.
[17:52] ---
    I guess.
[18:06] ---
    A save point!
[18:15] ---
    There's the boss.
[18:18] ---
    Pop Team Epic Factoid
    Pipimi has a larger hitbox than Popuko.
[18:27] ---
    I am the Demon King that rules
    over 7 seas and 5 continents!
[18:32] ---
    I will breed fear in man...
[18:34] ---
    Master! The throne is broken,
    so I have a bean-bag chair instead!
[18:38] ---
    Huh? It broke?
SIGN    Squish... <3
[18:42] ---
    Oh, this is great!
    I don't want to move.
[18:48] ---
    Okay, the Demon King has been sealed.
SIGN    So good
SIGN    It's a rip-off
SIGN    Popukoooo
SIGN    So cute
SIGN    Yeah, get out
SIGN    Get lost, haters
SIGN    Mods aren't doing their job
SIGN    Too creepy
SIGN    LOL she's flying
SIGN    What are they even parodying?
SIGN    Hell Southern Cross
[20:41] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    New Series**
[20:43] ---
    Hey, you can't have the cat's bed!
[20:46] ---
    Go home!
[20:48] ---
    I'm a cat.
[20:50] ---
    Meow, meow.
[20:53] ---
    Meow, meow-meow.
[20:57] ---
    Go home!
[21:00] ---
    Go home!
[21:03] ---
    Can't fool her, huh?
[21:05] ---
    Green light... red light.
[21:06] ---
    Go home!
[21:08] ---
    Green light... red light?
[21:09] ---
    Go home!
[21:20] ---
    Uh-oh!
[21:25] ---
    Yay!
[21:29] ---
    A time paradox has occurred!
[21:31] ---
    Popuko, you must not change the future! Yeah!
[21:38] ---
    I've become evil.
[21:41] ---
    Revive with friendship power!
[22:01] ---
    I am Mary. I am right
    in front of your house.
[22:05] ---
    Where'd you go?! Damn it...
[22:15] ---
    I am Mary.
[22:16] ---
    - Where are you?!
    - At the station...
[22:19] ---
    Don't you run away!
SIGN    Preview
[23:21] ---
    Hi, I'm Shizuku!
[23:22] ---
    Sosogu belongs to me and only me!
[23:25] ---
    She filled my mind, and I ended up
    failing all my courses!
SIGN    Royal Straight Flush
    of Failing Grades
[23:29] ---
    Just because you're tutoring me,
    doesn't mean I think you're cool!
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5 "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 5
    "Shizuku's Rivalry Fires Up"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!