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E7 - Hellshake Yano

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[00:04] ---
    I feel so depressed.
[00:07] ---
    Then, you need...
[00:09] ---
    Pop Team Therapy!
[00:19] ---
    - Boring.
    - Humph!
[00:21] ---
    So you're a hater!
[02:01] ---
    ♪ Oh, hater...
[02:02] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[02:06] ---
    Don't be nice to a hater!
[02:10] ---
    ♪ Fanboy...
[02:12] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[02:15] ---
    Hater and fanboy of what?
SIGN    Nutria
[02:19] ---
    Nutria?
[02:23] ---
    #7
    Hellshake Yano
[02:23] ---
    By Team AC
[02:26] ---
    I got lectured for saying
    I wanted to be a paladin.
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
[02:29] ---
    Emotional documentary
    "Hellshake Yano".
SIGN    Tokyo Big Budoukan
[02:33] ---
    The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
[02:35] ---
    He is about to make his first
    appearance in this venerable place.
[02:41] ---
    How do you feel?
[02:48] ---
    Today, I'm...
[02:49] ---
    amped up!
[02:51] ---
    This is bad!
[02:53] ---
    Manager!
[02:54] ---
    The trains stopped running and,
    the band members can't make it!
[02:59] ---
    What?!
[03:00] ---
    We have to cancel
    this live performance.
[03:04] ---
    W-Wait!
[03:09] ---
    I'm not gonna give up so easily!
[03:17] ---
    Until the others come...
[03:19] ---
    I'll hold the audience captive
    with my high-speed guitar solo!
SIGN    Whoooo!!
[03:31] ---
    Yano's solitary battle in
    the packed Big Budokan begins.
[03:37] ---
    Here I go!
[03:48] ---
    Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
[03:54] ---
    An ordinary solo is too boring!
[03:57] ---
    Faster! I have to play faster!
[04:01] ---
    But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
    and causes a problem!
[04:06] ---
    Faster! Faster!
[04:15] ---
    Ah! My guitar string...
[04:18] ---
    ...snapped.
    Is it over for me?
[04:25] ---
    No, not yet!
[04:27] ---
    There are five strings left!
[04:30] ---
    I am NOT done yet!
[04:33] ---
    Tuning it to the max!
[04:41] ---
    Which will break first?!
    The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
SIGN    Bwink!
SIGN    Twank!
SIGN    Dwong!
[04:55] ---
    It's hell!
    Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
[04:58] ---
    The man who shakes hell!
    He's Hellshake Yano!
SIGN    The Man Who Shakes Hell
[05:05] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[05:08] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
SIGN    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[05:11] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[05:18] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[05:22] ---
    Shake!
SIGN    Kaboom! Kaboom!
[05:24] ---
    Kaboom!
[05:29] ---
    Hellshake...
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
    The End
[05:30] ---
    Hellshake... Hellshake...
[05:34] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[05:36] ---
    Oh sorry, I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[05:45] ---
    Subculture bitch on board!
[05:47] ---
    Take that! And that! And that!
[05:53] ---
    Oh yeah!
[06:07] ---
    Thank you for saving me!
[06:14] ---
    Peek-a...
[06:17] ---
    Peek-a...
[06:19] ---
    It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
[06:27] ---
    So flawlessly cute...
[06:29] ---
    Thank you for your words.
[06:31] ---
    Time for the execution.
[06:50] ---
    I turned into a baby.
[06:51] ---
    Baby, baby, baby,
    ba-be-be-be, baby.
SIGN    BUT...
SIGN    Future anxiety
[06:57] ---
    What if I can't go to
    the same high school as you?
[07:01] ---
    I'll wait for you,
    no matter how long.
[07:06] ---
    Pipimi!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[07:15] ---
    Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[07:21] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[07:25] ---
    Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
[07:28] ---
    What? It's not
    beef and pork mixed?
[07:31] ---
    Of course not!
    Everything should be 100%!
[07:35] ---
    This is 100% manatee!
SIGN    Hamburger 100 %
    
    Manatee 100 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
     1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[07:45] ---
    Here I go. Ready?
[07:50] ---
    Done!
[07:52] ---
    This is a compressed manatee!
SIGN    Compressed Manatee
    
    Manatee 300 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
    1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[07:56] ---
    See you next week!
SIGN    Fin
[08:00] ---
    I'm so sorry...
[08:17] ---
    The weather is opposite
    in north and south of France.
[08:21] ---
    It rains a lot in the north,
    while the south is sunny.
[08:25] ---
    I was born in the north,
    and tend to be masochistic.
[08:34] ---
    Wow, this view is incredible.
[08:36] ---
    Take a photo!
[08:38] ---
    Cheese!
[08:39] ---
    Oh, there's our bus.
SIGN    Fin
[08:54] ---
    Extreme Bicycle Perch!
[09:00] ---
    Oopsie...!
SIGN    Blu-ray Ver.
[09:09] ---
    There, there.
[09:10] ---
    There, there.
[09:12] ---
    There—
[09:14] ---
    Meat!
[09:22] ---
    Nothing's biting.
SIGN    Sploosh!
[09:40] ---
    I caught a big one.
[09:42] ---
    Looks just like you, Pipimi.
[09:46] ---
    What'd you say?
SIGN    Oh! Pipimi appeared!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
SIGN    > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
SIGN    Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
SIGN    Oh no, I'm shrinking.
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
[10:24] ---
    Done with this shit!
[10:26] ---
    I'll never play
    this crappy game again!
[10:32] ---
    When you watch this shitty anime,
    watch from a distance and leave your lights on.
[10:36] ---
    Should've said that earlier.
[11:27] ---
    Done with this shit!
[11:28] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
SIGN    Preview
[11:30] ---
    The Super Live Fest is next month!
    I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
[11:34] ---
    But we end up clashing
    with the direction of our music!
[11:37] ---
    Then Daichi steps in to mediate!
SIGN    Direction for our new song
    
    Ballad Metalcore
[11:40] ---
    Should we go with majority rules?
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[11:42] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
    "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[11:46] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:54] ---
    I feel so depressed.
[11:57] ---
    Then, you need...
[11:59] ---
    Pop Team Therapy!
[12:09] ---
    - Boring.
    - Humph!
[12:11] ---
    So you're a hater!
[13:50] ---
    ♪ Oh, hater...
[13:53] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[13:56] ---
    Don't be nice to a hater!
[14:01] ---
    ♪ Fanboy...
[14:03] ---
    ♪ You're a good boy, so go to sleep.
[14:06] ---
    Hater of wh-what? A-A-And fanboy of what?
[14:10] ---
    Nutria?
SIGN    Nutria
[14:13] ---
    #7
    Hellshake Yano
[14:13] ---
    By Team AC
[14:16] ---
    I got lectured for saying
    I wanted to be a paladin.
[14:19] ---
    Emotional documentary
    "Hellshake Yano".
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
SIGN    Tokyo Big Budoukan
[14:23] ---
    The Big Budokan in Tokyo.
[14:24] ---
    He is about to make his first
    appearance in this venerable place.
[14:31] ---
    How do you feel?
[14:38] ---
    Today, I'm...
[14:39] ---
    amped up!
[14:41] ---
    This is bad!
[14:42] ---
    Manager!
[14:43] ---
    The trains stopped running and,
    the band members can't make it!
[14:48] ---
    What?!
[14:50] ---
    We have to cancel
    this live performance.
[14:54] ---
    W-W-Wait!
[14:59] ---
    I'm not gonna give up so easily!
[15:07] ---
    Until the others come...
[15:09] ---
    I'll hold the audience captive
    with my high-speed guitar solo!
SIGN    Whoooo!!
[15:21] ---
    Yano's solitary battle in
    the packed Big Budokan begins.
[15:27] ---
    Here I go!
[15:38] ---
    Whoa! Check out that fast guitar solo!
[15:44] ---
    An ordinary solo is too boring!
[15:47] ---
    Faster! I have to play faster!
[15:51] ---
    But Yano's speed-picking maxes out,
    and causes a problem!
[15:57] ---
    Faster! Faster!
[16:04] ---
    Ah! My guitar string...
[16:07] ---
    ...snapped.
    Is it over for me?
[16:14] ---
    No, not yet!
[16:16] ---
    There are five strings left!
[16:20] ---
    I am NOT done yet!
[16:23] ---
    Tuning it to the max!
[16:32] ---
    Which will break first?!
    The guitar strings or Yano's arm?!
SIGN    Bwink!
SIGN    Twank!
SIGN    Dwong!
[16:45] ---
    It's hell!
    Yano is rocking the heart of hell!
[16:48] ---
    The man who shakes hell!
    He's Hellshake Yano!
SIGN    The Man Who Shakes Hell
[16:55] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[16:58] ---
    Hellshake! Hellshake!
SIGN    Hellshake! Hellshake!
[17:01] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[17:08] ---
    Heeeeeeeellllll...!
[17:12] ---
    Shake!
SIGN    Kaboom! Kaboom!
[17:14] ---
    Kaboom!
[17:19] ---
    Hellshake...
SIGN    Emotional documentary
    Hellshake Yano
[17:20] ---
    Hellshake... Hellshake...
[17:24] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[17:26] ---
    Oh sorry, I was thinking
    about Hellshake Yano.
[17:35] ---
    Subculture bitch on board!
[17:39] ---
    Take this!
[17:45] ---
    Oh yeah!
[17:56] ---
    Thank you for saving me!
[18:04] ---
    Peek-a...
[18:07] ---
    Peek-a...
[18:10] ---
    It's so dark... I can't see a thing!
[18:15] ---
    Excellent.
[18:17] ---
    So flawlessly cute...
[18:19] ---
    Thank you very kindly.
[18:21] ---
    Time for the execution.
[18:27] ---
    Genj***.
[18:28] ---
    Really?
[18:39] ---
    I turned into a baby.
[18:41] ---
    Baby, baby, baby,
    baby, baby.
[18:45] ---
    But...
[18:47] ---
    What if I can't go to
    the same high school as you?
SIGN    Future anxiety
[18:51] ---
    I'll wait for you,
    no matter how long. See?
[18:56] ---
    Pipimi!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:05] ---
    Pop Team Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:12] ---
    - Pop Team...
    - Cooking!
[19:15] ---
    Here we have 100% hamburger meat!
[19:17] ---
    What? It's not beef and pork mixed?
[19:21] ---
    Of course not!
    Everything should be 100%!
[19:25] ---
    This is 100% manatee!
SIGN    Hamburger 100 %
    
    Manatee 100 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
     1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[19:28] ---
    100% matinee?
[19:30] ---
    Nope.
[19:31] ---
    Manatee?
[19:32] ---
    Manatee.
[19:34] ---
    - Here I go!
    - Oh!
[19:41] ---
    Done!
[19:42] ---
    This is a compressed manatee!
SIGN    Compressed Manatee
    
    Manatee 300 g
    Breadcrumbs 1 handful
    1 medium-sized onion
    A pinch of pepper
[19:46] ---
    See you next week!
SIGN    Fin
[20:07] ---
    The weather is opposite
    in north and south of France.
[20:11] ---
    It rains a lot in the north,
    while the south is sunny.
[20:15] ---
    I was born in the north,
    and tend to be masochistic.
[20:23] ---
    Wow, this view is incredible.
[20:27] ---
    Take a photo!
[20:28] ---
    Cheese!
[20:30] ---
    Oh, there's the Ct Bus.
[20:34] ---
    C
t Bus?
[20:35] ---
    C*t Bus.
[20:37] ---
    It's not a cat...
SIGN    Fin
[20:38] ---
    Um... Let's wait till the bus stops.
[20:40] ---
    Really?
[20:44] ---
    Extreme Bicycle Perch!
[20:50] ---
    Oops...!
[20:51] ---
    Oh, and the "Remix" version
    won't be on Blu-ray.
SIGN    Blu-ray Ver.
[20:55] ---
    Who'd even buy it?
[20:59] ---
    There, there.
[21:00] ---
    There, there.
[21:02] ---
    There—
[21:06] ---
    Goodnight.
[21:11] ---
    Nothing's biting.
[21:15] ---
    There probably aren't any fish down there.
[21:25] ---
    Fish God!
SIGN    Sploosh!
[21:29] ---
    I caught a big one.
[21:31] ---
    Looks just like you, Pipimi.
[21:36] ---
    Say what?
SIGN    Oh! Pipimi appeared!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    > Fight GOGO Popumon RUN
SIGN    > Shrink All Pull Mandragora Next door Eisaiharamasukoi Dance
SIGN    Popuko's Shrinking Attack!
SIGN    Oh no, I'm shrinking.
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    Pipimi's Hell's Southern Cross!
SIGN    Popuko Pipimi
SIGN    All goes dark before Popuko's eyes!
[22:14] ---
    Done with this shit!
[22:16] ---
    I'll never play
    this crappy game again!
[22:19] ---
    Damn it. Never again.
[22:23] ---
    Piece of shit game.
[22:28] ---
    But you know... Maybe just a little bit more.
[23:17] ---
    Done with this shit!
[23:18] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri!
SIGN    Preview
[23:20] ---
    The Super Live Fest is next month!
    I'm appearing with Devil Volcano!
[23:23] ---
    But we end up clashing
    with the direction of our music!
[23:27] ---
    Then Daichi steps in
    to mediate!
SIGN    Direction for our new song
    
    Ballad Metal Core
[23:30] ---
    Should we go with majority rules?
[23:32] ---
    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 8 "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[23:34] ---
    "Drop Stars, Disbanding Crisis!?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next week!
[23:39] ---
    
[23:41] ---