E11 - Cursed Mansion

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[00:03] ---
    Eisai...
[00:04] ---
    ...haramasukoi!
[00:08] ---
    What are you doing?
[00:10] ---
    The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
    You think it'll catch on?
[00:14] ---
    Not a chance.
[00:20] ---
    I'm sure it will!
[00:56] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[00:58] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[00:59] ---
    E-E-E-E-Eisai... haramasukoi.
[01:03] ---
    Eisai...haramasukoi.
[01:05] ---
    E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:06] ---
    E-E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:08] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[01:11] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
    E-E-E-E-E-E...
[01:15] ---
    Eh?
[01:16] ---
    #11
    Cursed Mansion
[01:16] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:19] ---
    All together now... Cheers!
[01:22] ---
    I love the atmosphere of this place.
    I'm gonna Instagram it.
[01:24] ---
    It's really noisy.
[01:25] ---
    Cool place you found, Hayato.
    You outdid yourself.
[01:26] ---
    What the?
[01:28] ---
    I found it on the Net...
    on a site that's really hard to find.
[01:28] ---
    Someone's here. Hey.
[01:31] ---
    Hello?
[01:32] ---
    What was your name again?
[01:32] ---
    Eisai... I'm Pipimi.
[01:32] ---
    Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
[01:34] ---
    Pipimi! Right, Pipimi!
[01:35] ---
    - Oh, that's the pits.
    - I'll say.
[01:36] ---
    Eisai... haramasu—
[01:36] ---
    Pipimi, I hear something out there.
[01:38] ---
    Oh hey, look.
    It's from the home party.
[01:39] ---
    Pipimi, go take a look for me.
[01:42] ---
    Shota, you're such a party animal.
[01:42] ---
    What's all that racket?
[01:45] ---
    Someone's there!
[01:45] ---
    Okay, IG Story.
[01:46] ---
    Say what?!
[01:47] ---
    Yay!
[01:48] ---
    P-Popuko, there's people here.
[01:49] ---
    Really?
[01:49] ---
    - Never mind.
    - Yeah.
[01:49] ---
    There's like four randos we don't know.
[01:52] ---
    Are they friends of yours?
[01:53] ---
    Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
[01:53] ---
    What?
[01:54] ---
    They're not my friends. I don't know any of them.
[01:56] ---
    I know!
[01:57] ---
    Like... OMG!
[01:57] ---
    There's like... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
[01:59] ---
    Leave it to ace here
    of our drinking group.
[02:01] ---
    I don't know those guys equaling
    about six and a half people.
[02:02] ---
    Oww... Cut it out.
[02:05] ---
    So is this an un... unlawful entry?
[02:05] ---
    Yup, he's so handy.
[02:07] ---
    For sure.
[02:08] ---
    Unlawful entry?
[02:11] ---
    They're some punks.
SIGN    Cursed Mansion
[02:12] ---
    Punks? Let's chase them away.
[02:15] ---
    Hm? What's the matter?
[02:16] ---
    Pipimi.
[02:17] ---
    I need to go potty.
[02:18] ---
    Seriously though, let's go together.
[02:18] ---
    Potty?
[02:19] ---
    Potty.
[02:19] ---
    Th-Then you should hurry and go.
[02:20] ---
    It might be number 2.
[02:21] ---
    Well, I'm ready and willing.
[02:22] ---
    Let's go! Hurry!
[02:23] ---
    It's gotta be you, Reina.
[02:23] ---
    Crap.
[02:24] ---
    Run!
[02:25] ---
    Aya's been gone a long time.
[02:25] ---
    Run! Run! Run!
[02:25] ---
    I can't keep it in if I run!
[02:27] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[02:27] ---
    It'll come out!
[02:28] ---
    Wait, Popuko!
[02:29] ---
    There's someone inside!
[02:29] ---
    I need to go! Pipimi!
[02:31] ---
    There's a line to get in!
[02:33] ---
    Someone's in there!
[02:34] ---
    No way, dude! I'm at my limit here!
[02:37] ---
    I think she felt your urgency.
[02:37] ---
    Get the hell out already!
[02:38] ---
    W-What?
[02:40] ---
    I'm about to lose all my dignity as
    a person right now. You okay with that?
[02:43] ---
    Eww, creepy.
[02:43] ---
    It's gonna happen.
[02:43] ---
    This won't make it to air.
[02:48] ---
    Did you properly disinfect everything?
[02:49] ---
    Did you put the seat back down?
[02:54] ---
    A-Aya!
[02:57] ---
    What's wrong?!
[02:59] ---
    Aya!
[03:01] ---
    O-Over there!
[03:04] ---
    There's nothing there, Aya.
[03:07] ---
    Girls...
[03:09] ---
    There were two girls standing there!
[03:12] ---
    Aya, calm down!
[03:14] ---
    Aya, let's just go back to the room.
[03:16] ---
    Hey, wait... Shogo!
[03:26] ---
    Man, thank goodness I made it.
[03:27] ---
    - You okay?
    - Uh-huh.
[03:28] ---
    I'm glad you made it.
[03:30] ---
    I made it. I retained my dignity
    as a person, Pipimi.
[03:31] ---
    Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
[03:34] ---
    Huh?
[03:34] ---
    Thank goodness. I didn't know
    how things were gonna end up for a bit.
[03:35] ---
    Trying to look helpless and cute.
[03:38] ---
    Oh?
[03:38] ---
    It's gotten really boring.
[03:39] ---
    Wait.
[03:41] ---
    I'm not pretending!
[03:42] ---
    Now they're fighting in someone else's house.
[03:42] ---
    There really were two girls!
    I'm not lying!
[03:44] ---
    Hey, read the room.
[03:46] ---
    Just stop.
[03:46] ---
    Hey, Reina, stop it.
[03:48] ---
    It gets really nasty when girls fight.
[03:48] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[03:49] ---
    We all know you have
    the hots for Aya.
[03:51] ---
    Yup.
[03:52] ---
    Right?
[03:52] ---
    Seriously, isn't she cold with
    her shoulders out like that?
[03:53] ---
    It's so disgusting.
[03:55] ---
    It's the dead of winter.
[03:57] ---
    W-What are you saying?!
[03:57] ---
    Yeah. It's the dead of winter.
[03:59] ---
    You're gonna get sick.
[04:00] ---
    So hey, I think it's great.
    Pair up, you two!
[04:01] ---
    Her ankles are showing, too.
[04:02] ---
    The other one's under a blanket, too.
[04:04] ---
    And I'll stick with Shogo.
[04:05] ---
    I know, right?
[04:07] ---
    Oh, this is just...
[04:07] ---
    Hey, Reina.
[04:10] ---
    Yeah...
[04:10] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Reina.
[04:11] ---
    This is becoming a hot mess.
[04:13] ---
    It sure is.
[04:13] ---
    You don't even know that
    Shogo and I have a thing going?
[04:19] ---
    Really?!
[04:22] ---
    I'm in for it now!
[04:23] ---
    Then what was that kiss
    back there in the kitchen?!
[04:27] ---
    What?
[04:27] ---
    Yikes.
[04:28] ---
    What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
[04:29] ---
    Wow, he's a real piece of shit.
[04:30] ---
    He really is.
[04:32] ---
    I had too much to drink and...
[04:32] ---
    There really are assholes like this.
[04:34] ---
    Yeah, but how did she not—
[04:37] ---
    Hey.
[04:39] ---
    You bastard...
    Always getting it on with the girls.
[04:39] ---
    Hey, now!
[04:39] ---
    That watermelon just splattered all over the floor.
[04:42] ---
    How dare you waste food like that?!
[04:42] ---
    And always rubbing it in!
[04:45] ---
    And you messed up someone else's house!
[04:45] ---
    I'll slaughter all of you!
[04:46] ---
    Seriously! What are you
    gonna do about this, huh?
[04:49] ---
    Who do you think is gonna clean this up?
[04:50] ---
    You wait!
[04:51] ---
    Pipimi's gonna have to clean this all up.
[04:53] ---
    Help... help!
[04:53] ---
    Huh? You have to help, too.
[04:56] ---
    That's not my thing.
[04:56] ---
    I can't take this!
    I'm leaving!
[04:57] ---
    You really...
[04:58] ---
    You really should help me.
[05:00] ---
    Start! C'mon, start!
[05:00] ---
    Hey! What the hell?
[05:02] ---
    You're just gonna leave after leaving this mess?
[05:04] ---
    It started!
[05:05] ---
    Yeah!
[05:06] ---
    As if.
[05:12] ---
    For real, though...
[05:14] ---
    Just be a good girl...
[05:15] ---
    That guy is trying to crack open another watermelon.
[05:18] ---
    - Damn you!
    - What?!
[05:19] ---
    He is...
[05:19] ---
    Oh, no! Where'd she get that?
[05:22] ---
    That doesn't belong to you!
[05:22] ---
    Aya...!
[05:23] ---
    Yeah!
[05:23] ---
    Now there's another mess!
[05:25] ---
    Come on, dude.
[05:27] ---
    The floor, the walls...
[05:38] ---
    Look at this mess!
[05:41] ---
    It's so filthy!
[05:45] ---
    We need to remodel, Pipimi.
[05:46] ---
    Yeah, we definitely should.
[05:49] ---
    Yup.
[05:51] ---
    Cash.
[05:52] ---
    Cash? Get us some cash?
[05:52] ---
    Bring us some cash, Pipimi.
[05:54] ---
    Wait, I have to earn it all on my own?
[05:57] ---
    It's all you, Pipimi.
[05:59] ---
    Really?
[05:59] ---
    Pay for the remodel.
[06:02] ---
    I'll do what I can.
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[06:15] ---
    Bob Team Epic.
SIGN    (New series)
[06:17] ---
    Mayor, I've come up with an idea
    for new playground equipment!
[06:21] ---
    Well done!
[06:22] ---
    How about a jetpack swing?
SIGN    Jetpack Swing
[06:25] ---
    No, that won't do.
    It's too dangerous—
[06:29] ---
    You'll still pay me for all my work!
[06:31] ---
    With your life!
[06:39] ---
    These peas are yummy.
    These peas are yummy.
[06:42] ---
    Live long.
[06:50] ---
    Pop Team Epic Stories of Old.
[06:57] ---
    Would you like to know
    what I'm reading?
[06:59] ---
    I would.
[07:03] ---
    Now I'm actually wood!
[07:05] ---
    She turned into a tree!
[07:06] ---
    Pipimi...!
[07:08] ---
    Don't leave me!
[07:17] ---
    And that's the way the story goes.
[07:27] ---
    Pipimi!
[07:29] ---
    How'd you get so big?
[07:40] ---
    Science?
[07:45] ---
    Oh, science.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[07:59] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking!
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[08:03] ---
    - Pop Team Epic...
    - Cooking!
[08:06] ---
    We're making rice omelet today!
[08:08] ---
    I'll draw a heart with ketchup.
[08:14] ---
    Oh, that's very ni—
[08:15] ---
    Oh, this is so embarrassing!
[08:23] ---
    Noooo!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[08:30] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
SIGN    (New series)
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[08:32] ---
    We have a letter today.
[08:34] ---
    Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
    enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[08:41] ---
    That really hits hard.
[08:43] ---
    Gotcha!
[08:44] ---
    I'll draw tons of keyframes
    and make 'em move!
[08:47] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:51] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:54] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[08:56] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi dance,
    the real McCoy!
[09:09] ---
    Something that happens a lot in France
[09:11] ---
    is that people tend to be
    pretentious about wine,
[09:14] ---
    even though they don't know
    what they're talking about.
[09:18] ---
    Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
[09:28] ---
    Oh, Paris!
[09:31] ---
    The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
[09:35] ---
    Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
[09:38] ---
    Color so clear, light shines through it.
[09:42] ---
    And this fragrance...
[09:45] ---
    It's so refined that I'm getting tipsy from it!
[09:48] ---
    Bitch, it's just grape juice!
SIGN    End
[10:07] ---
    See you!
[10:17] ---
    Okay, so why aren't we in the anime?
[10:19] ---
    There's only one episode left.
[10:21] ---
    No way! It's gonna end like this?!
[10:23] ---
    Hey, author, if you like Ai****u,
    keep making more!
[11:09] ---
    Too short!
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
[11:15] ---
    As I searched to find myself
    I remembered...
[11:18] ---
    Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
    and became a star.
[11:23] ---
    But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
    for all my memories of Sosogu,
[11:28] ---
    she brought her back to life.
[11:31] ---
    Now, she's about to lose her life
    for me again.
[11:35] ---
    This time, I want to keep
    the promise I made with you.
[11:40] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
[11:43] ---
    Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise.
[11:46] ---
    We'll fall in love once again.
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:53] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi!
[11:58] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:01] ---
    The Eisaiharamasukoi Dance.
    You think it'll catch on?
[12:04] ---
    Not a chance.
[12:06] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:08] ---
    Unless...
[12:11] ---
    I'm sure it will.
[12:16] ---
    We got this?
[12:17] ---
    Hell yeah!
[12:19] ---
    For real?
[12:21] ---
    Hell yeah!
[12:24] ---
    What should I do?
[12:25] ---
    Just do it!
[12:27] ---
    Are we ready? Yikes.
[12:29] ---
    Same.
[12:34] ---
    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight!
[12:42] ---
    I'm done!
[12:44] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:46] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:48] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[12:53] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi. I'm done!
[12:53] ---
    Lookin' good!
[12:56] ---
    Hey, c’mon!
[13:03] ---
    Now for the greeting.
[13:06] ---
    #11
    Cursed Mansion
[13:06] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[13:09] ---
    All together now... Cheers!
[13:11] ---
    Cheers! Wait.
[13:12] ---
    I love the atmosphere of this place.
    I'm gonna Instagram it.
[13:13] ---
    They just toasted to something.
[13:15] ---
    Yeah.
[13:15] ---
    Cool place you found, Hayato.
    You outdid yourself.
[13:16] ---
    Who is this?
[13:17] ---
    Who the heck are these guys? Huh?
[13:18] ---
    I found it on the Net...
    on a site that's really hard to find.
[13:19] ---
    This is our place.
[13:20] ---
    The hell're you guys doing, huh?
[13:22] ---
    Oh damn... My nail's coming off.
[13:23] ---
    Looks like fun.
[13:24] ---
    Where'd you fools come from?
[13:25] ---
    Oh, that's the pits.
[13:26] ---
    I'll say.
[13:26] ---
    Don't say that.
[13:28] ---
    Wait, oh. Really?
[13:28] ---
    Oh hey, look.
    It's from the home party.
[13:30] ---
    Let's simmer down.
[13:31] ---
    Got it.
[13:31] ---
    We're classy fellows.
[13:31] ---
    We're... exactly.
[13:32] ---
    Shota, you're such a party animal.
[13:34] ---
    Right. We want to continue
    making a living in this world.
[13:35] ---
    Okay, IG Story.
[13:37] ---
    Yay!
[13:37] ---
    Right.
[13:37] ---
    Yes. Precisely.
[13:38] ---
    We were supposed to get into the story here.
[13:41] ---
    Oh, what? Really?
[13:42] ---
    We missed it.
[13:43] ---
    Anyway, talk about atmosphere, huh.
[13:43] ---
    Sorry! My bad, Senpai! I'm so sorry!
[13:45] ---
    Who are these four anyway?
[13:46] ---
    I know!
[13:47] ---
    I'll say... so dramatic.
[13:47] ---
    They're like...
[13:48] ---
    What are they doing here?
[13:49] ---
    They're like a typical gathering.
[13:49] ---
    Leave it to ace here
    of our drinking group.
[13:51] ---
    Did they tell you they were coming?
[13:52] ---
    They did not.
[13:52] ---
    Oww... Cut it out.
[13:53] ---
    Exactly.
[13:54] ---
    Yeah.
[13:55] ---
    They're acting like they live here.
[13:55] ---
    Yup, he's so handy.
[13:56] ---
    Right?
[13:57] ---
    Making themselves at home.
[13:57] ---
    Why though?
[14:00] ---
    We've been watching this whole time.
[14:01] ---
    Ayup.
SIGN    Cursed Mansion
[14:03] ---
    Jukan!
[14:06] ---
    It's freezing.
[14:07] ---
    Say.
[14:08] ---
    Seriously though, let's go together.
[14:08] ---
    Hm? What is it?
[14:09] ---
    I can't get in.
[14:11] ---
    Really?
[14:11] ---
    Well, I'm ready and willing.
[14:11] ---
    This is our house.
[14:13] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:13] ---
    It's gotta be you, Reina.
[14:13] ---
    The door's locked.
[14:15] ---
    Aya's been gone a long time.
[14:16] ---
    What? Hey, someone's here.
[14:17] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[14:20] ---
    Say.
[14:21] ---
    Hm?
[14:22] ---
    People we don't know are here.
[14:24] ---
    Hey, what's going on here?
[14:26] ---
    You drank too much.
[14:27] ---
    Enough of your bullshit.
[14:28] ---
    W-What?
[14:30] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[14:30] ---
    We're in the bathroom.
[14:32] ---
    Hey, it's us.
[14:32] ---
    Ah.
[14:33] ---
    Eww, creepy.
[14:34] ---
    It's our turn now.
[14:37] ---
    Right here.
[14:40] ---
    So dark!
[14:42] ---
    Wasn't there anywhere better lit?
[14:43] ---
    A-Aya!
[14:43] ---
    Eisai...
[14:45] ---
    ...haramasukoi.
[14:47] ---
    What's wrong?!
[14:48] ---
    Eisai... haramasukoi.
[14:49] ---
    Aya!
[14:50] ---
    Yup.
[14:51] ---
    O-Over there!
[14:52] ---
    Just keep saying that.
[14:54] ---
    There's nothing.
[14:55] ---
    Eisai...
[14:56] ---
    We're already gone, boys.
[14:57] ---
    Girls...
[14:59] ---
    There were two girls standing there!
[14:59] ---
    We just wanted to scare you.
[15:00] ---
    Exactly.
[15:02] ---
    Aya, calm down!
[15:03] ---
    I mean, we had no idea these people were coming.
[15:04] ---
    Right? They said her name is Aya.
[15:04] ---
    Aya, let's just go back to the room.
[15:06] ---
    Hey, wait... Shogo!
[15:06] ---
    Aya.
[15:07] ---
    Aya? Which Aya?
[15:09] ---
    No idea.
[15:17] ---
    You okay?
[15:19] ---
    Did you hear how he just said that?
[15:21] ---
    Okay, Aya... You can lose the act.
[15:21] ---
    I'm the one who bought all this.
[15:23] ---
    Huh?
[15:23] ---
    You bought that watermelon?
[15:24] ---
    Yes, they're my favorite.
[15:25] ---
    Trying to look helpless and cute.
[15:26] ---
    Oh, really?
[15:27] ---
    What's this?
[15:28] ---
    When you eat watermelons too much
[15:28] ---
    It's gotten really boring.
[15:29] ---
    you have to go pee.
[15:31] ---
    I'm not pretending!
[15:32] ---
    There really were two girls!
    I'm not lying!
[15:34] ---
    I eat them a lot, too.
[15:35] ---
    Now they're bickering.
[15:36] ---
    Hey, Reina, stop it.
[15:37] ---
    Say what?
[15:37] ---
    Yeah.
[15:38] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[15:39] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:39] ---
    We all know you have
    the hots for Aya.
[15:40] ---
    I hate thoughtless language like this.
[15:43] ---
    It's so disgusting.
[15:43] ---
    I hate that more than anything.
[15:45] ---
    Is that so?
[15:46] ---
    Speak Japanese properly.
[15:47] ---
    W-What are you saying?!
[15:47] ---
    Exactly.
[15:48] ---
    Yup.
[15:49] ---
    Proper Japanese.
[15:50] ---
    So hey, I think it's great.
    Pair up, you two!
[15:51] ---
    Just like we do.
[15:53] ---
    Uh-oh?
[15:54] ---
    And I'll stick with Shogo.
[15:56] ---
    What's happening?
[15:56] ---
    Oh, dear.
[15:57] ---
    Hey, Reina.
[15:58] ---
    Throwing herself on him.
[15:59] ---
    No fighting, now.
[16:00] ---
    I feel sorry for you, Reina.
[16:02] ---
    How did you get here anyways?
[16:03] ---
    What? You didn't invite them?
[16:03] ---
    You don't even know that
    Shogo and I have a thing going?
[16:06] ---
    What? No way. I hate
    thoughtless people like this.
[16:10] ---
    I...
[16:10] ---
    I only hang out with gentlemen.
[16:12] ---
    I'm in for it now!
[16:13] ---
    They didn't ask to use our place.
[16:13] ---
    Then what was that kiss
    back there in the kitchen?!
[16:14] ---
    Hey, what's that doing there?
[16:17] ---
    Why's that on the wall there? What's he going to do?
[16:17] ---
    What? Explain yourself, Shogo!
[16:20] ---
    Well, usually...
[16:22] ---
    I had too much to drink and...
[16:23] ---
    We were using it for cooking—
[16:26] ---
    My precious watermelon!
[16:29] ---
    You bastard...
    Always getting it on with the girls.
[16:31] ---
    No one asked for this!
[16:33] ---
    And always rubbing it in!
[16:33] ---
    Stop it!
[16:34] ---
    That's not why that was on the wall!
[16:35] ---
    I'll slaughter all of you!
[16:38] ---
    This is just...
[16:39] ---
    This is just awful!
[16:42] ---
    Just stop!
[16:43] ---
    It's freezing outsi— Oh, here she comes!
[16:46] ---
    I can't take it! I'm leaving!
[16:46] ---
    Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[16:50] ---
    Start! C'mon, start!
[16:51] ---
    Hurry and get out of here! Hurry! Run!
[16:54] ---
    It started!
[16:56] ---
    You're blinding us, bitch!
[16:59] ---
    Eisai...
[17:00] ---
    Oh, dear.
[17:02] ---
    Oh...
[17:03] ---
    That wasn't our fault right?
[17:04] ---
    Just be a good girl...
[17:05] ---
    What should we do?
[17:06] ---
    I mean, this is our home!
[17:07] ---
    That car went over the cliff.
[17:08] ---
    - Damn you!
    - What?!
[17:09] ---
    She went over on her own.
[17:18] ---
    Ack!
[17:19] ---
    I'm done with this!
[17:22] ---
    Now it's morning.
[17:23] ---
    Yup. Morning.
[17:24] ---
    Morning is here.
[17:26] ---
    Now, then...
[17:28] ---
    Morning is here but...
[17:30] ---
    Wait, this wasn't some nightmare?
[17:31] ---
    What should we do now?
[17:32] ---
    Hey.
[17:33] ---
    So the cleaning...
[17:34] ---
    Who's gonna clean this? I mean...
[17:36] ---
    Well, we need the forensics people here first.
[17:39] ---
    Detective! Hey, Detective!
[17:41] ---
    We've got the perfect guy right here.
[17:41] ---
    You're up, Detective!
[17:43] ---
    Yeah, this is a job for a detective! For sure!
[17:44] ---
    Hey.
[17:45] ---
    It's too dangerous for anyone else.
[17:48] ---
    Hey, check this out right now.
[17:48] ---
    Huh?
[17:50] ---
    What? Right now?
[17:51] ---
    You're a detective, aren't you?
[17:51] ---
    Wait, no! Wait, what was that?
[17:53] ---
    I can't do anything here.
[17:55] ---
    I'll pretend I didn't hear
    you. I heard nothing.
[17:58] ---
    I'm completely innocent.
[18:05] ---
    Bob Team Epic.
[18:07] ---
    Mayor, I've come up with an idea
    for new playground equipment!
[18:11] ---
    Well done!
[18:12] ---
    How about a jetpack swing?
SIGN    Jetpack Swing
[18:15] ---
    No, that won't do.
    It's too dangerous—
[18:17] ---
    You'll still pay me for all my work!
[18:19] ---
    With your life!
[18:32] ---
    Stop living off our taxes.
[18:40] ---
    Pop Team Epic Stories of Old.
[18:47] ---
    Would you like to know
    what I'm reading?
[18:50] ---
    I would.
[18:52] ---
    I sure wood.
[18:55] ---
    She turned into a tree!
[18:57] ---
    Pipimi...!
[18:59] ---
    I don't want to leave you! No! Don't go!
[19:02] ---
    We're BFFs forever! We're gonna create a duo!
[19:05] ---
    Why don't we make an agency?
[19:06] ---
    Yeah, nope!
[19:08] ---
    And that's the way the story goes.
[19:16] ---
    Pipimi!
[19:19] ---
    How'd you get so big?
[19:30] ---
    It's all about angles.
[19:34] ---
    Oh... Angles.
[19:38] ---
    Which way does my swirly go?
[19:39] ---
    I'm gonna be crushed.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:49] ---
    Pop Team Epic Cooking.
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
SIGN    Pop Team Cooking
[19:54] ---
    - Pop Team Epic...
    - Cooking!
[19:56] ---
    We're making crab omelet today!
[19:59] ---
    I'll draw something nice with ketchup.
[20:01] ---
    See?
[20:02] ---
    You're drawing with ketchup?
[20:03] ---
    I sure am! See?
[20:05] ---
    Oh, how cute.
[20:07] ---
    Oh, this is so embarrassing!
[20:08] ---
    Crab omelet, bitch!
[20:11] ---
    You saw us.
[20:13] ---
    Noooo!
SIGN    End
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
[20:20] ---
    Bob Epic Team.
[20:22] ---
    We have a letter today.
SIGN    Correspondence Corner
[20:24] ---
    Bob Epic Team is lame and doesn't have
    enough keyframes. Take note of other anime.
[20:31] ---
    You're really gonna bring that up?
[20:33] ---
    Gotcha!
[20:34] ---
    I'll draw tons of keyframes
    and make 'em move!
[20:37] ---
    Oh, wow.
[20:37] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[20:40] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi!
[20:41] ---
    Hey. Didn't you say you had a bad back?
[20:44] ---
    Eisaiharamasukoi! This is embarrassing!
[20:45] ---
    We're both really old now.
[20:46] ---
    I'm so embarrassed! I'm done!
[21:00] ---
    Something that happens a lot in France
[21:01] ---
    is that people tend to be
    pretentious about wine,
[21:05] ---
    even though they don't know
    what they're talking about.
[21:08] ---
    Here, Popuko is talking about her drink.
[21:18] ---
    Oh, Paris!
[21:21] ---
    The perfect day to enjoy a glass.
[21:25] ---
    Look! Texture as smooth as silk.
[21:28] ---
    Color so clear, light shines through it.
[21:32] ---
    And this fragrance? How lovely.
    I'm getting tipsy from it!
[21:37] ---
    Just finish your damn juice already!
SIGN    End
[21:57] ---
    See you!
[21:58] ---
    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Preview of Final Episode
[23:05] ---
    As I searched to find myself
    I remembered...
[23:08] ---
    Five years ago, Sosogu died in my place
    and became a star.
[23:13] ---
    But thanks to Gaia's power, in exchange
    for all my memories of Sosogu,
[23:18] ---
    she brought her back to life.
[23:21] ---
    Now, she's about to lose her life
    for me again.
[23:25] ---
    This time, I want to keep
    the promise I made with you.
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Final Episode "Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise"
[23:30] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop, Final Episode:
[23:33] ---
    Sosogu and Daichi: A Precious Promise.
[23:36] ---
    We'll fall in love once again.