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E12 - The Age of Pop Team Epic

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SIGN    Takeshobo
SIGN    Recover
    "Pop Team Epicrimson"…
[00:31] ---
    It happened ten years ago...
SIGN    He has
    "Pop Team Epicrimson"
SIGN    His name...
SIGN    Full Name: Popuchin Popusuke
     Code Name: Combat Popuchin
    Age: 29 Size: 181 cm 70 kg
[00:56] ---
    Pop Team Epicrimson
[01:00] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[01:06] ---
    I can't see a thing.
[01:08] ---
    Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
[01:09] ---
    It's like the darkness
    before light was born.
[01:14] ---
    Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
[01:16] ---
    And this stench
    that reeks of despair...
SIGN    Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
SIGN    Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
[01:19] ---
    Is it a deadly poison born
    out of a foolish era?
[01:24] ---
    We have become
    so disgustingly depraved...
SIGN    Series Composition: Jun Aoki
SIGN    Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
SIGN    Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
SIGN    Music Production: King Records
[01:28] ---
    To get involved with
    that Nihility Farce!
SIGN    Series Directors:
SIGN    Jun Aoki
SIGN    Aoi Umeki
SIGN    Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
[01:32] ---
    This is a deep darkness...
[01:35] ---
    No... It is not darkness.
    Only total ignorance!
[01:41] ---
    They're short and stubby,
    the antithesis of cute!
[01:45] ---
    It makes me want to puke every time!
[01:48] ---
    The mythology which we created
    so painstakingly...
[01:53] ---
    This Nihility Farce brought
    such dishonor!
[01:56] ---
    However...
[01:58] ---
    Back then...
[02:00] ---
    How did they do the Infinite Break
    from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
[02:05] ---
    The mightiest supermen
    have failed until now...
[02:10] ---
    It was going smoothly up to
    the shrinker sedation.
[02:17] ---
    By rights, their arche would be King's...
[02:24] ---
    But suddenly, Macbeth Records
    had an abnormal expansion...
[02:29] ---
    And the decoherence xanadu
    did a parallel excitation.
[02:33] ---
    Ridiculous! How can that be?!
[02:35] ---
    Still, it happened in reality.
[02:38] ---
    Not just once, but continuously.
[02:41] ---
    And the unthinkable result...
SIGN    January 2018
    The Anime Begins!
[02:48] ---
    We have been helpless
    since that humiliating day!
[02:53] ---
    The Nihility Farce has
    spread worldwide...
[02:55] ---
    If it had been broadcast
    with that scenario intact...
[03:00] ---
    We would have hegemony!
[03:01] ---
    Hegemony...
[03:02] ---
    Hegemony...
[03:04] ---
    Music to my ears...
[03:08] ---
    Just the sound of that word!
[03:12] ---
    Next season,
    hegemony shall be ours.
[03:15] ---
    For that, those two must be...
[03:18] ---
    Rest assured.
[03:20] ---
    The special elite force,
    Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
[03:26] ---
    Oh! The Hamlet Death Gods!
[03:30] ---
    Even those two...
[03:32] ---
    Shall see their end this time!
[03:37] ---
    Oh it's so hot!
[03:40] ---
    So yummy!
[03:57] ---
    To die without disclosing who
    sent them shows much spirit.
[04:06] ---
    Well, it's probably Take anyway.
[04:12] ---
    Okay, shall we go?
[04:16] ---
    You'll be sorry, Takeshobo...
SIGN    Tap to select a card
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Select cards to synthesize
SIGN    Face reality and bring forth your true potential
SIGN    Evolution Synthesis
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Do you really want to synthesize?
[04:36] ---
    I can become...much stronger!
SIGN    Synthesis complete
[04:47] ---
    Rarity Up.
SIGN    Kiwi
[04:57] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)
[04:59] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:01] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:03] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:05] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:07] ---
    My eyeglasses... my eyeglasses.
[05:09] ---
    My eyeglasses...
[05:10] ---
    It's mine.
[05:11] ---
    - It's mine.
    - No, mine.
[05:15] ---
    - It's mine.
    - It's mine.
[05:18] ---
    - It's mine!
    - Mine!
[05:21] ---
    A black hole!
[05:36] ---
    So this is a school!
[05:38] ---
    Ponta!
[05:39] ---
    I keep telling you,
    you can't come to school like this!
[05:43] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[05:45] ---
    I-I'm... sorry.
[05:48] ---
    Please... don't hit me.
    Please don't hit me.
[05:55] ---
    What?!
    You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
[05:58] ---
    No! This thing always plays the victim!
SIGN    1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
    Composed by Bkub Okawa*
SIGN    It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
SIGN    That tree will grow tall and strong
SIGN    That's what growing up means
    (no complaining)

SIGN    No one is complaining
    (except you)

SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    With a friendly punch, good day
SIGN    Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit
SIGN    Poppi, poppin destruction
SIGN    I'm gonna do my best!
SIGN    Poppin!
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    You are my sunshine
SIGN    Takeshobo
[07:47] ---
    What the hell?!
[07:48] ---
    Whaddya want?!
[07:50] ---
    Quit foolin' around!
[07:52] ---
    Don't blow things up!
[08:03] ---
    That hitman...
    Didn't you order him?
[08:08] ---
    What're you talking about?
[08:09] ---
    The anime's coming to an end...
[08:11] ---
    In the name of the Moon,
    we'll punish you!
[08:13] ---
    Anime? What're you're talking about?
[08:16] ---
    Of course, you know.
[08:17] ---
    It's true! We haven't
    invested in anything!
[08:21] ---
    Really? You didn't?
[08:23] ---
    Nope... Not a penny!
[08:26] ---
    Then who did?
[08:28] ---
    "K." It's all their doing.
[08:31] ---
    Korokke?
[08:31] ---
    You mean, King?
[08:34] ---
    Now I see...
    who the evil mastermind it!
SIGN    The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
    Pop Team Epic
[08:47] ---
    Intruders!
[08:53] ---
    Target center, then switch.
[08:54] ---
    Outta the way!
[08:58] ---
    Put our hands together in happiness.
[09:04] ---
    Hey, you're all here.
[09:07] ---
    King or whatever...
    Today's your last day.
[09:13] ---
    We didn't expect you to
    make it all the way here.
[09:16] ---
    Perfect timing.
[09:18] ---
    This will be your graves...
    and we'll obtain hegemony!
[09:24] ---
    Arise, our star child!
[09:35] ---
    This is the ultimate form
    of King Records!
[09:40] ---
    Akashic Records!
[09:44] ---
    Popu-chan!
[09:46] ---
    Now, Pipipippi!
[09:48] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
[09:50] ---
    Synthesize!
[10:05] ---
    It's me!
[10:08] ---
    Hegemony Dynamic!
[10:12] ---
    Are you angry?
[10:13] ---
    We are not angry!
[10:25] ---
    Pi...Pipimi?
[10:30] ---
    Pipimi!
[10:36] ---
    Hey!
[10:40] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:43] ---
    Pipimi is...
[10:46] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
    I can travel through time!
[10:51] ---
    Now, take my hand!
[10:56] ---
    Who are you?
[10:57] ---
    Huh? I'm Shota Aoi.
[11:00] ---
    Is that so?
[11:02] ---
    Do your best.
SIGN    Rebroadcast
[11:51] ---
    They're coming from above.
    Be careful.
[11:57] ---
    Over here... Popuchin!
[12:01] ---
    What's with these stairs?!
[12:04] ---
    Anyway, let's go in.
[12:19] ---
    Well, if I have to choose,
    I choose this red door.
[12:44] ---
    And this is how Popuchin and Popusuke
    got the Crimson.
[12:50] ---
    By Space Cat Company
[12:55] ---
    Darn... I can't see nothin'.
[12:58] ---
    I say, it's like them times of darkness
    before light was born.
[12:58] ---
    Bkub Okawa -TAKESHOBO- MANGA LIFE WIN
[13:04] ---
    Planning/Producer: Kotaro Sudo
[13:05] ---
    And this stench
    that reeks of despair...
[13:09] ---
    Is it a deadly poison born
    out of a foolish era?
SIGN    Supervisory Assistance: Kenichi Yamada
SIGN    Executive Producers: Akio Mishima, Junpei Mizusaki, Akihiro Ito
[13:14] ---
    We have become
    so disgustingly depraved...
SIGN    Series Composition: Jun Aoki
SIGN    Sound Director: Toru Kanegae
SIGN    Music: Zin (Busted Rose)
SIGN    Music Production: King Records
[13:18] ---
    To get involved with
    that Nihility Farce!
SIGN    Series Directors:
SIGN    Jun Aoki
SIGN    Aoi Umeki
SIGN    Animation Production: Kamikaze Douga
SIGN    Animation Producer: Takayuki Sasaki
[13:22] ---
    Like, this is totally deep darkness...
[13:26] ---
    No... It is not darkness.
    Only total ignorance!
[13:31] ---
    Pik*chu...!
[13:33] ---
    Number 51 is, yes...
[13:35] ---
    It makes me want to puke every time!
[13:38] ---
    The mythology which we created
    so painstakingly...
[13:43] ---
    This Nihility Farce brought
    such dishonor!
[13:46] ---
    However... back then...
[13:49] ---
    How did they do the Infinite Break
    from the miniature garden of Macbeth?
[13:55] ---
    The mightiest supermen
    have failed until now...
[14:00] ---
    It was going smoothly up to
    the shrinker sedation.
[14:07] ---
    By rights, their arche would be King's...
[14:14] ---
    But suddenly, Macbeth Records
    had an abnormal expansion...
[14:19] ---
    And the decoherence xanadu
    did a parallel excitation.
[14:23] ---
    Ridiculous! How can that be?!
[14:25] ---
    Yeah but... it really happened.
[14:29] ---
    Not just once, but continuously.
[14:31] ---
    And the result... was unthinkable...
SIGN    January 2018
    The Anime Begins!
[14:38] ---
    4000 physical copies sold in week one?
[14:41] ---
    Don't bring up statistics
    that we can't dispute.
[14:45] ---
    If we had only aired it
    with the original storyboard.
[14:49] ---
    Hegemony would be ours!
[14:51] ---
    Hegemony!
[14:53] ---
    Hegemony... Man, that sounds so sweet.
[14:57] ---
    Mmhmm... music to my ears.
[15:03] ---
    Hegemony shall be ours next season.
[15:06] ---
    Then for real, those two hafta...
[15:08] ---
    Don't worry!
[15:10] ---
    The special elite force,
    Hamlet Death Gods, have been dispatched.
[15:15] ---
    Oh! Hamlet's Death Pokem*ns!
[15:20] ---
    Even those two...
[15:21] ---
    ...are gonna be dead, for sure.
[15:29] ---
    - So sweet, this sweet potato.
    - Yeah, sweet.
[15:31] ---
    Delicious sweet potato...
[15:47] ---
    To die without disclosing
[15:49] ---
    who sent you shows much spirit.
[15:53] ---
    Thanks.
[15:56] ---
    It's probably Take, right?
[16:02] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[16:06] ---
    You'll be sorry, Takeshobo!
SIGN    Tap to select a card
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Select cards to synthesize
SIGN    Face reality and bring forth your true potential
SIGN    Evolution Synthesis
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Begin Synthesis
SIGN    Do you really want to synthesize?
[16:25] ---
    I can become... much stronger!
SIGN    Synthesis complete
[16:37] ---
    Rarity Up.
SIGN    Pipimi
[16:47] ---
    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    Bob Epic Team
SIGN    (New series)

[16:50] ---
    Hey! I bet you did it!
[16:54] ---
    Want some katsudon?
[16:57] ---
    You've got a tight lip.
[16:59] ---
    Leave it to me.
[17:01] ---
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[17:04] ---
    You! You! You!
[17:06] ---
    Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
[17:08] ---
    You! Katsudon! Katsudon! Katsudon!
[17:10] ---
    You! Katsudon!
[17:13] ---
    - I'm katsudon!
     - There you go!
[17:25] ---
    So this is a school!
[17:28] ---
    Ponta!
[17:29] ---
    I keep telling you,
    you can't come to school like this!
[17:33] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[17:35] ---
    I-I'm... sorry.
[17:39] ---
    Please... don't hit me.
    Please don't hit me.
[17:45] ---
    What?!
    You'd hit this tiny, little life...?
[17:48] ---
    No! This thing always plays the victim!
SIGN    1\c&H8B9EF5&}Tree of the Heart
    Composed by Bkub Okawa*
SIGN    It won't lose to the rain and wind or the cold
SIGN    That tree will grow tall and strong
SIGN    That's what growing up means
    (no complaining)

SIGN    No one is complaining
    (except you)

SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    It just shows you're not doing your best
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    With a friendly punch, good day
SIGN    Shit, yeah shit... Go eat some shit
SIGN    Poppi, poppin destruction
SIGN    I'm gonna do my best!
SIGN    Poppin!
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    Destruction
SIGN    Poppin
SIGN    This is so much fun
SIGN    I... will... kill... you
SIGN    You are my sunshine
[19:35] ---
    Let's really do this!
SIGN    Takeshobo
[19:37] ---
    Whaddya want?!
[19:40] ---
    Quit foolin' around!
[19:42] ---
    Don't blow things up!
[19:53] ---
    That hitman...
    Didn't you order him?
[19:57] ---
    What're you talking about?
[19:59] ---
    You wanted to settle things
    since the anime's ending?
[20:04] ---
    Anime? What're you talking about?
[20:06] ---
    Hey, don't lie to a grown-up.
[20:08] ---
    It's true! We haven't
    invested in anything!
[20:11] ---
    Really? You didn't?
[20:13] ---
    Nope... Not a penny!
[20:16] ---
    Tightwad! Then who did?
[20:18] ---
    "K." It's all their doing.
[20:22] ---
    You mean, King?
[20:24] ---
    Now I see...
    who the evil mastermind it!
SIGN    The Legend of the Season's Hegemony
    Pop Team Epic
[20:37] ---
    Intruders!
[20:40] ---
    - Joy.
    - And refinement.
[20:47] ---
    Made in Heaven!
[20:54] ---
    Hey, you're all here.
[20:57] ---
    King or whatever...
    Today's your last day.
[21:03] ---
    We didn't expect you to
    make it all the way here.
[21:06] ---
    Perfect timing.
[21:08] ---
    This will be your graves...
    and we'll obtain hegemony!
[21:14] ---
    Ugh... creepy.
[21:15] ---
    All heil, Star Child!
[21:24] ---
    This is the ultimate form of King Records!
[21:29] ---
    Akashic Records!
[21:35] ---
    Akashic Records?
    That's so laughable.
[21:38] ---
    This is getting good!
[21:39] ---
    Here we go... Synthesize!
[21:53] ---
    The adorable whirlwind...
    will sweep you away!
[21:58] ---
    Hegemony Dynamic!
[22:01] ---
    Are you upset?
[22:03] ---
    We're not upset...!
[22:15] ---
    Yay!
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Special Announcement
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girldrop
    Season Two Confirmed!
[23:19] ---
    I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
SIGN    Preview
[23:20] ---
    We had planned on solo careers...
[23:23] ---
    But out of the blue, Daiichi proposed
    and said let's live abroad!
[23:27] ---
    Which dream should I choose?
[23:30] ---
    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2
    Episode 1
SIGN    Hoshiiro Girl Drop Season 2 Episode 1 ""Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
[23:33] ---
    "Idol or Bride... Which Should I Choose?"
[23:36] ---
    Fall in love again next season.