E3 - The Documentary
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[00:04] ---
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
[00:08] ---
Oh, come on!
[00:10] ---
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
SIGN Peer Gynt "Morning"
SIGN Ahh, I slept so well.
SIGN Oh my...
[02:11] ---
You! You! You!
[02:12] ---
You! You! You!
SIGN #3 "The Documentary"
[02:16] ---
By Space Cat Company
[02:23] ---
The Documentary
On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[02:32] ---
X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in Tokyo
[02:41] ---
Idol Producer PipiP...
SIGN PipiP
[02:44] ---
PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.
[02:49] ---
The focus of her efforts right now,
[02:52] ---
is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
SIGN Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
[02:56] ---
The hell are you doing?!
[02:58] ---
- Stop smoking!
- The hell do you think you are?
[03:02] ---
Screw you, man!
SIGN Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys
[03:08] ---
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
[03:11] ---
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
[03:15] ---
Tell her too, Producer!
[03:19] ---
Listen, Pop-chin. I think
you should lose the cigarettes.
[03:30] ---
Excellent, Pop-chin! You know
exactly how to put out a cigarette!
[03:34] ---
Err...
[03:39] ---
What?! She's a chain smoker!
[03:41] ---
- Yes!
- Right!
[03:45] ---
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
[03:49] ---
I told you people were
interviewing us today, remember?
[03:55] ---
I'm going to do my best again today!
[03:59] ---
We asked PipiP.
[04:03] ---
Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
[04:08] ---
She's going to be a top idol someday.
[04:25] ---
If you wanna get it,
come at me now!
[04:30] ---
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
[04:36] ---
In her search to find the best
counterbalance for her star
[04:41] ---
she kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.
[04:41] ---
Panda! Gorilla!
[04:45] ---
However, try as she might,
PipiP was not satisfied with any of them.
[04:46] ---
What is this thing?! Dog!
[04:52] ---
Finally, PipiP came to a certain conclusion.
SIGN The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins
[05:00] ---
What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?
[05:13] ---
And the plan was put into action.
[05:18] ---
Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.
[05:25] ---
In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.
[05:34] ---
Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
[05:43] ---
We asked PipiP.
[05:50] ---
Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?
[05:55] ---
Whatevs.
SIGN The Documentary
On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[06:13] ---
The End
[06:24] ---
It's over. Throw in the towel!
[06:27] ---
Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
[06:40] ---
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
[06:43] ---
Yeah, it'll camouflage
the color of blood.
[06:48] ---
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
[06:52] ---
Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
[06:59] ---
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
[07:01] ---
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
[07:05] ---
Okay, you get paid in advance.
[07:09] ---
Yay!
[07:15] ---
- Here's the list.
- For what?
[07:17] ---
- Kill them.
- Who?
[07:20] ---
Bukubu.
[07:36] ---
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
[07:39] ---
They're even better in France.
[07:42] ---
In this segment, Popuko
discovers real baguettes.
[07:52] ---
French baguettes are so good!
[07:56] ---
I know, right? Let's buy some for later.
[08:00] ---
Unbelievable!
[08:02] ---
I can't live without these!
[08:07] ---
Isn't this a bit overboard?
[08:11] ---
Is it?
SIGN Bob Epic Team
[08:18] ---
Bob Epic Team
SIGN (New series)
[08:22] ---
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
[08:26] ---
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
[08:39] ---
What?
[08:45] ---
It was bigger than I thought.
[08:54] ---
What're you doing?
[08:56] ---
Listen to what happened...
[08:59] ---
I was walking
along the road when...
[09:01] ---
The ground fell out from under me.
[09:07] ---
How could that happen?
[09:08] ---
It did!
[09:14] ---
Bob Epic Team
SIGN Bob Epic Team
SIGN (New Series)
[09:17] ---
I love the samba!
[09:19] ---
Oh, mambo!
[09:22] ---
Hey...
SIGN Samba Master
[09:27] ---
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
[09:31] ---
Olé!
SIGN Flamenco Master
[09:36] ---
My casual olé hurt
the flamenco master.
[09:40] ---
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
[09:47] ---
A letter came today.
[09:52] ---
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
[09:57] ---
Please challenge yourselves
with more original content.
[10:03] ---
That really hit me, right here.
[10:07] ---
Gotcha!
[10:17] ---
Oh, how cute!
[10:19] ---
Nah, on closer inspection...
It's really irritating!
[10:27] ---
Your life will end in 30 minutes.
[10:32] ---
1... 2...
[10:36] ---
3... 4– Shit, the song started.
[10:41] ---
5... Wait, was I on 5?
[10:45] ---
10... 11...
[10:48] ---
12... 13...
[10:52] ---
14... 15...
[10:55] ---
Wait, am I counting these seconds right?
[10:58] ---
1... 2–
[11:01] ---
1, 2, 3, 4...
[11:06] ---
Right? Um... 6,
[11:09] ---
7, 8, 9, 10,
[11:15] ---
11... Hello? Someone help me count.
[11:19] ---
How many seconds is 30 minutes?
[11:22] ---
1, um, uh, er...
[11:26] ---
Um... 30!
[11:29] ---
Hello? Has it been 30 minutes?
[11:31] ---
Or 30 seconds? What? How long–
SIGN Preview
[11:34] ---
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[11:36] ---
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
[11:39] ---
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
[11:42] ---
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
SIGN Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[11:44] ---
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[11:47] ---
Fall in love again next week!
[11:54] ---
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
[11:58] ---
Oh, come on!
[12:00] ---
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
SIGN Peer Gynt "Morning"
[13:52] ---
Ahh, I slept so well.
[13:57] ---
Oh my...
[14:01] ---
You! You! You!
[14:03] ---
You! You! You!
SIGN #3 "The Documentary"
SIGN By Space Cat Company
[14:13] ---
The Documentary
On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[14:22] ---
X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in the City
[14:31] ---
Idol Producer PipiP...
SIGN PipiP
[14:34] ---
PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.
[14:39] ---
The focus of her efforts right now,
[14:42] ---
is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
SIGN Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys
[14:46] ---
The hell are you doing?!
[14:48] ---
- Stop smoking!
- The hell do you think you are?
[14:52] ---
The hell's your problem?!
SIGN Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
[14:58] ---
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
[15:02] ---
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
[15:05] ---
Tell her too, Producer!
[15:10] ---
Pop-chin, I think you
should lose the cigarettes.
[15:20] ---
Yo, you're smoking Ga**?!
That's frickin' awesome! You rule!
[15:27] ---
Hey.
[15:29] ---
Cut off the end!
[15:31] ---
-Yes!
- Right!
[15:31] ---
Get to it!
[15:35] ---
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
[15:38] ---
Pop-chan, this is for TV.
They're covering us for Yoasobi.
[15:45] ---
I'm going to do my best again today!
[15:49] ---
We asked PipiP.
[15:53] ---
Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
[15:57] ---
Well, I need to look out for myself.
[16:15] ---
I've been done with this shit years ago!
[16:20] ---
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
[16:26] ---
In his search to find the best
counterbalance for his star
[16:27] ---
It's your fault...
[16:31] ---
he kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.
[16:32] ---
...that we keep getting shit on!
[16:35] ---
However, try as he might,
he was not satisfied.
[16:37] ---
Weakling!
[16:42] ---
Finally, PipiP found a solution.
SIGN The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins
[16:50] ---
What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?
[16:55] ---
Well...
[17:03] ---
And the plan was put into action.
[17:08] ---
Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.
[17:15] ---
In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.
SIGN We asked PipiP.
[17:40] ---
Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?
[17:44] ---
Bruuuh...
SIGN The Documentary
On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream
[18:03] ---
The End
[18:14] ---
It’s over. Throw in the towel!
[18:17] ---
Sorry, $%#$%#&!
[18:30] ---
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
[18:33] ---
Yeah... Red's just not my color.
[18:38] ---
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
[18:42] ---
It doesn't run on just gas? Never mind, then.
[18:49] ---
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
[18:51] ---
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
[18:55] ---
Okay, you get paid in advance.
[18:59] ---
Yay!
[19:05] ---
- Here's the list.
- For what?
[19:06] ---
- Do it.
- Do what?
[19:08] ---
Take this golden gun.
[19:10] ---
Goln Eye!
[19:26] ---
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
[19:29] ---
They're even better in France.
[19:32] ---
In this segment, Popuko
discovers real baguettes.
[19:43] ---
French baguettes are so good!
[19:47] ---
Right?! Let's buy some for later.
[19:50] ---
I can't even!
[19:53] ---
These are perfect for skiing!
[19:57] ---
Yeah, you're way too cool for school.
SIGN Bob Epic Team
[20:09] ---
Bob Epic Team
SIGN (New series)
[20:12] ---
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
[20:16] ---
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
[20:21] ---
Yay! Yay! Ya–
[20:29] ---
What?
[20:31] ---
It's so much fun going
on a big, huge adventure!
[20:35] ---
It was bigger than I thought.
[20:43] ---
Why are you trying this hard?
[20:46] ---
Listen to what happened...
[20:49] ---
I was walking along the road when...
[20:52] ---
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
[20:52] ---
The ground fell out from under me.
[20:57] ---
How could that happen?
[20:58] ---
It did!
SIGN Bob Epic Team
[21:04] ---
Bob Epic Team
SIGN (New series)
[21:07] ---
I love the samba!
[21:10] ---
Oh, mambo!
[21:12] ---
Hey...
SIGN Samba Master
[21:17] ---
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
[21:21] ---
Olé!
SIGN Flamenco Master
[21:26] ---
My casual olé hurt
the master teacher.
[21:31] ---
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
[21:36] ---
Shit, say it with me.
[21:37] ---
We've got a message from
a listener named Bukubun.
[21:40] ---
Yo, thank you very much!
[21:42] ---
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
[21:45] ---
Please challenge yourselves with more
original content. What do you think, Pop-chin?
[21:51] ---
Well, we can't say much since
we were made for this series...
[21:55] ---
But yeah, you've got a point.
[22:02] ---
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
[22:05] ---
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
[22:08] ---
Oh, how cute!
[22:09] ---
Actually, you're exactly what I'm into!
[22:15] ---
And that's why...
[22:18] ---
I have to destroy you with my own hands.
SIGN Preview
[23:24] ---
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
[23:26] ---
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
[23:29] ---
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
[23:32] ---
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
SIGN Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[23:34] ---
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
[23:37] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
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