# E3 - The Documentary
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**[00:04] ---**
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[00:08] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[00:10] ---**
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
***SIGN*** *Peer Gynt "Morning"*
***SIGN*** Ahh, I slept so well.
***SIGN*** Oh my...
**[02:11] ---**
You! You! You!
**[02:12] ---**
You! You! You!
***SIGN*** #3 "The Documentary"
**[02:16] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[02:23] ---**
*The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[02:32] ---**
*X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in Tokyo*
**[02:41] ---**
*Idol Producer PipiP...*
***SIGN*** PipiP
**[02:44] ---**
*PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.*
**[02:49] ---**
*The focus of her efforts right now,*
**[02:52] ---**
*is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
***SIGN*** Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
**[02:56] ---**
The hell are you doing?!
**[02:58] ---**
- Stop smoking!
- The hell do you think you are?
**[03:02] ---**
Screw you, man!
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys*
**[03:08] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
**[03:11] ---**
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
**[03:15] ---**
Tell her too, Producer!
**[03:19] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin. I think
you should lose the cigarettes.
**[03:30] ---**
Excellent, Pop-chin! You know
exactly how to put out a cigarette!
**[03:34] ---**
Err...
**[03:39] ---**
What?! She's a chain smoker!
**[03:41] ---**
- Yes!
- Right!
**[03:45] ---**
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
**[03:49] ---**
I told you people were
interviewing us today, remember?
**[03:55] ---**
I'm going to do my best again today!
**[03:59] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[04:03] ---**
*Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?*
**[04:08] ---**
She's going to be a top idol someday.
**[04:25] ---**
If you wanna get it,
come at me now!
**[04:30] ---**
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
**[04:36] ---**
*In her search to find the best
counterbalance for her star*
**[04:41] ---**
*she kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.*
**[04:41] ---**
Panda! Gorilla!
**[04:45] ---**
*However, try as she might,
PipiP was not satisfied with any of them.*
**[04:46] ---**
What is this thing?! Dog!
**[04:52] ---**
*Finally, PipiP came to a certain conclusion.*
***SIGN*** *The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins*
**[05:00] ---**
*What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?*
**[05:13] ---**
*And the plan was put into action.*
**[05:18] ---**
*Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.*
**[05:25] ---**
*In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.*
**[05:34] ---**
Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
Don't fall! Don't fall! Don't fall!
**[05:43] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[05:50] ---**
*Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?*
**[05:55] ---**
Whatevs.
***SIGN*** *The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[06:13] ---**
*The End*
**[06:24] ---**
It's over. Throw in the towel!
**[06:27] ---**
Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
**[06:40] ---**
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
**[06:43] ---**
Yeah, it'll camouflage
the color of blood.
**[06:48] ---**
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
**[06:52] ---**
Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
**[06:59] ---**
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
**[07:01] ---**
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
**[07:05] ---**
Okay, you get paid in advance.
**[07:09] ---**
Yay!
**[07:15] ---**
- Here's the list.
- For what?
**[07:17] ---**
- Kill them.
- Who?
**[07:20] ---**
Bukubu.
**[07:36] ---**
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
**[07:39] ---**
They're even better in France.
**[07:42] ---**
In this segment, Popuko
discovers real baguettes.
**[07:52] ---**
French baguettes are so good!
**[07:56] ---**
I know, right? Let's buy some for later.
**[08:00] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[08:02] ---**
I can't live without these!
**[08:07] ---**
Isn't this a bit overboard?
**[08:11] ---**
Is it?
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[08:18] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[08:22] ---**
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
**[08:26] ---**
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
**[08:39] ---**
What?
**[08:45] ---**
It was bigger than I thought.
**[08:54] ---**
What're you doing?
**[08:56] ---**
Listen to what happened...
**[08:59] ---**
I was walking
along the road when...
**[09:01] ---**
The ground fell out from under me.
**[09:07] ---**
How could that happen?
**[09:08] ---**
It did!
**[09:14] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New Series)**
**[09:17] ---**
I love the samba!
**[09:19] ---**
Oh, mambo!
**[09:22] ---**
Hey...
***SIGN*** Samba Master
**[09:27] ---**
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
**[09:31] ---**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Flamenco Master
**[09:36] ---**
My casual olé hurt
the flamenco master.
**[09:40] ---**
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
**[09:47] ---**
A letter came today.
**[09:52] ---**
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
**[09:57] ---**
Please challenge yourselves
with more original content.
**[10:03] ---**
That really hit me, right here.
**[10:07] ---**
Gotcha!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, how cute!
**[10:19] ---**
Nah, on closer inspection...
It's really irritating!
**[10:27] ---**
Your life will end in 30 minutes.
**[10:32] ---**
1... 2...
**[10:36] ---**
3... 4– Shit, the song started.
**[10:41] ---**
5... Wait, was I on 5?
**[10:45] ---**
10... 11...
**[10:48] ---**
12... 13...
**[10:52] ---**
14... 15...
**[10:55] ---**
Wait, am I counting these seconds right?
**[10:58] ---**
1... 2–
**[11:01] ---**
1, 2, 3, 4...
**[11:06] ---**
Right? Um... 6,
**[11:09] ---**
7, 8, 9, 10,
**[11:15] ---**
11... Hello? Someone help me count.
**[11:19] ---**
How many seconds is 30 minutes?
**[11:22] ---**
1, um, uh, er...
**[11:26] ---**
Um... 30!
**[11:29] ---**
Hello? Has it been 30 minutes?
**[11:31] ---**
Or 30 seconds? What? How long–
***SIGN*** *Preview*
**[11:34] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[11:36] ---**
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
**[11:39] ---**
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
**[11:42] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[11:44] ---**
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[11:47] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[11:54] ---**
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
**[11:58] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[12:00] ---**
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble...
***SIGN*** *Peer Gynt "Morning"*
**[13:52] ---**
Ahh, I slept so well.
**[13:57] ---**
Oh my...
**[14:01] ---**
You! You! You!
**[14:03] ---**
You! You! You!
***SIGN*** #3 "The Documentary"
***SIGN*** By Space Cat Company
**[14:13] ---**
*The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[14:22] ---**
*X Day of X Month
A Certain Live Music Club in the City*
**[14:31] ---**
*Idol Producer PipiP...*
***SIGN*** PipiP
**[14:34] ---**
*PipiP has sent numerous
performers out into the world.*
**[14:39] ---**
*The focus of her efforts right now,*
**[14:42] ---**
*is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with
the Tame Monkeys*
**[14:46] ---**
The hell are you doing?!
**[14:48] ---**
- Stop smoking!
- The hell do you think you are?
**[14:52] ---**
The hell's your problem?!
***SIGN*** *Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.*
**[14:58] ---**
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
**[15:02] ---**
We're idols!
Don't you know that?!
**[15:05] ---**
Tell her too, Producer!
**[15:10] ---**
Pop-chin, I think you
should lose the cigarettes.
**[15:20] ---**
Yo, you're smoking Ga**?!
That's frickin' awesome! You rule!
**[15:27] ---**
Hey.
**[15:29] ---**
Cut off the end!
**[15:31] ---**
-Yes!
- Right!
**[15:31] ---**
Get to it!
**[15:35] ---**
Huh? Who're you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
**[15:38] ---**
Pop-chan, this is for TV.
They're covering us for *Yoasobi*.
**[15:45] ---**
I'm going to do my best again today!
**[15:49] ---**
*We asked PipiP.*
**[15:53] ---**
*Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?*
**[15:57] ---**
Well, I need to look out for myself.
**[16:15] ---**
I've been done with this shit years ago!
**[16:20] ---**
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
**[16:26] ---**
*In his search to find the best
counterbalance for his star*
**[16:27] ---**
It's your fault...
**[16:31] ---**
*he kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.*
**[16:32] ---**
...that we keep getting shit on!
**[16:35] ---**
*However, try as he might,
he was not satisfied.*
**[16:37] ---**
Weakling!
**[16:42] ---**
*Finally, PipiP found a solution.*
***SIGN*** *The plan to clone lots of Pop-chins*
**[16:50] ---**
*What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?*
**[16:55] ---**
Well...
**[17:03] ---**
*And the plan was put into action.*
**[17:08] ---**
*Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.*
**[17:15] ---**
*In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.*
***SIGN*** *We asked PipiP.*
**[17:40] ---**
*Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?*
**[17:44] ---**
Bruuuh...
***SIGN*** *The Documentary
~On the Other Side of an Idol's Dream~*
**[18:03] ---**
*The End*
**[18:14] ---**
It’s over. Throw in the towel!
**[18:17] ---**
Sorry, $%*#$*%#&!
**[18:30] ---**
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah... Red's just not my color.
**[18:38] ---**
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
**[18:42] ---**
It doesn't run on just gas? Never mind, then.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
**[18:51] ---**
- I know a cool job.
- Oh tell me! Tell me!
**[18:55] ---**
Okay, you get paid in advance.
**[18:59] ---**
Yay!
**[19:05] ---**
- Here's the list.
- For what?
**[19:06] ---**
- Do it.
- Do what?
**[19:08] ---**
Take this golden gun.
**[19:10] ---**
Gol**n Eye!
**[19:26] ---**
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
**[19:29] ---**
They're even better in France.
**[19:32] ---**
In this segment, Popuko
discovers real baguettes.
**[19:43] ---**
French baguettes are so good!
**[19:47] ---**
Right?! Let's buy some for later.
**[19:50] ---**
I can't even!
**[19:53] ---**
These are perfect for skiing!
**[19:57] ---**
Yeah, you're way too cool for school.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[20:09] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[20:12] ---**
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
**[20:16] ---**
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
**[20:21] ---**
Yay! Yay! Ya–
**[20:29] ---**
What?
**[20:31] ---**
It's so much fun going
on a big, huge adventure!
**[20:35] ---**
It was bigger than I thought.
**[20:43] ---**
Why are you trying this hard?
**[20:46] ---**
Listen to what happened...
**[20:49] ---**
I was walking along the road when...
**[20:52] ---**
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
**[20:52] ---**
The ground fell out from under me.
**[20:57] ---**
How could that happen?
**[20:58] ---**
It did!
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:04] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
**[21:07] ---**
I love the samba!
**[21:10] ---**
Oh, mambo!
**[21:12] ---**
Hey...
***SIGN*** Samba Master
**[21:17] ---**
My casual mambo hurt
the samba master.
**[21:21] ---**
Olé!
***SIGN*** Flamenco Master
**[21:26] ---**
My casual olé hurt
the master teacher.
**[21:31] ---**
And this bonded
the two wounded masters!
**[21:36] ---**
Shit, say it with me.
**[21:37] ---**
We've got a message from
a listener named Bukubun.
**[21:40] ---**
Yo, thank you very much!
**[21:42] ---**
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
**[21:45] ---**
Please challenge yourselves with more
original content. What do you think, Pop-chin?
**[21:51] ---**
Well, we can't say much since
we were made for this series...
**[21:55] ---**
But yeah, you've got a point.
**[22:02] ---**
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
**[22:05] ---**
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
**[22:08] ---**
Oh, how cute!
**[22:09] ---**
Actually, you're exactly what I'm into!
**[22:15] ---**
And that's why...
**[22:18] ---**
I have to destroy you with my own hands.
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:24] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:26] ---**
I'm in an audition against
Devil Volcano!
**[23:29] ---**
Daichi and I are going to
rehearse all alone?!
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4 "Devil Volcano Appears! A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[23:34] ---**
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
**[23:37] ---**
Fall in love again next week!