# E8 - Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNXMM0/pop-team-epic-battle-royale)
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***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[00:00] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[00:03] Pipimi**
Let's play some shiritori.
**[00:05] Popuko**
Fo sho.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
**[00:08] Popuko**
Huh? What's this?
**[00:10] Pipimi**
A handicap.
**[00:12] Popuko**
Let's stack on some more!
**[00:13] Pipimi**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
***SIGN*** Another Dictionary
***SIGN*** Yet Another
Dictionary
***SIGN*** Have Some Words
***SIGN*** WDM English-
Japanese Dictionary
***SIGN*** G3 Japanese-
English Dictionary
**[00:39] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:40] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:44] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:47] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:50] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:52] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:55] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:58] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[01:02] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[01:11] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:19] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:23] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:25] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:30] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:32] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:37] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[01:49] Popuko**
Apple (ringo)!
**[01:50] Pipimi**
Gorilla (gorira)!
**[01:51] Popuko**
Trumpet (rappa)!
**[01:52] Applegorillatrumpet**
Hey, did someone call for me?
***SIGN*** The Sage of the Forest
Applegorillatrumpet
**[01:58] Pipimi**
Pa... Pa, eh?
**[02:02] Pipimi**
Pa, huh?
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[02:07] Narrator**
*Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.*
**[02:09] Narrator**
* A hundred participants*
* land on a deserted island*
**[02:13] Narrator**
* and fight for their survival*
* using only what they find there.*
**[02:17] Narrator**
* Today, another batch of would-be*
* survivors heads to the battlefield.*
**[02:21] Popuko**
I use heavy artillery.
**[02:23] Pipimi**
No, I use heavy artillery.
**[02:24] Sexual harassment guy**
I'll show you my little artillery.
Man, I'm annoying.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[02:36] Popuko**
Kiss the ground hello for me!
**[02:38] Pipimi**
My, so violent. You need to win
battle royales more intelligently.
**[02:41] Popuko**
Let's see who gets
the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
**[02:47] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[02:49] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[02:51] Popuko**
Oh, shit!
**[02:52] Cthulhu**
Cower! Be afraid!
**[02:54] Cthulhu**
Die knowing you lost to someone
who truly knows how to use a M*bile Suit!
**[02:58] Cthulhu**
This Great Old One is number one!
**[03:02] Nyarlathotep**
Get bent, loser!
**[03:04] Pipimi**
Right back at you.
**[03:08] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[03:09] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[03:11] Pipimi**
Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
**[03:12] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[03:15] Popuko**
Shithead!
**[03:16] Pipimi**
Loser!
**[03:16] Popuko**
Usada!
**[03:17] Pipimi**
Don't say that!
**[03:18] Popuko**
Trash!
**[03:18] Pipimi**
Shithead!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[03:24] Woman**
Aw, I can't shoot you.
**[03:25] Man**
Well, I can't shoot you either.
**[03:28] System**
*Double kill.*
**[03:29] Popuko**
Hell yeah, double kill.
**[03:35] Pipimi**
Get rekt! The hell are you doing?!
**[03:35] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt!
**[03:38] Players**
Run!
**[03:39] Player**
Who the hell is that?!
**[03:40] Players**
It's PINE again.
**[03:42] Player E**
Damn it!
**[03:50] Pipimi**
Looks like we've got a cheater.
That bastard.
**[03:52] Popuko**
He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
**[03:55] Pipimi**
We'll settle this another time.
**[03:56] Popuko**
Fine. First, hunt down
that shithead, and then...
**[03:59] Popuko and Pipimi**
...kill him!
**[04:04] Pipimi**
You've got this.
**[04:06] Popuko**
You've gotta do this, too!
**[04:07] Pipimi**
The three of us are the only ones left.
**[04:10] Pipimi**
At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
**[04:12] Popuko**
What do you want to do?
Should we both attack at once?
**[04:14] Pipimi**
No, this is the only choice we have!
**[04:16] Popuko**
Wha—No!
**[04:18] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan, you have to win...
Today, you're...
**[04:20] Pipimi**
the champion...
**[04:23] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun!
**[04:26] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
**[04:38] Popuko**
I see. He's outta bullets.
**[04:40] Popuko**
Good!
**[04:41] Popuko**
Die, motherfucker!
**[04:43] Popuko**
Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
**[04:47] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun's death box...
**[05:00] Popuko**
You stupid cheater...
You'll never be a real winner.
**[05:04] Popuko**
You cheated not only
the game, but yourself.
**[05:12] Popuko**
What the?
**[05:16] Popuko**
Poke.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[05:27] Pipimi**
Cheating's bad, okay?
**[05:31] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:34] Pipimi**
I've been crossing my legs
ever since I was born!
**[05:37] Popuko**
How do you walk, then?
**[05:44] Pipimi**
Hup.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[05:45] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic!
**[05:48] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
**[05:50] Pipimi**
The heck is that?
**[05:51] Popuko**
Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:53] Pipimi**
Huh? Like this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[05:54] Pipimi**
I don't get it.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:55] Popuko**
Y-You're doing it!
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[05:57] Pipimi**
Huh? What is this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[05:59] Popuko**
You're doing it!
**[06:00] Popuko**
You're doing it, damn it!
**[06:03] Pipimi**
Seriously, what is this?
***SIGN*** Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
**[06:04] Pipimi**
No, really. Seriously, what is this?
**[06:04] Popuko**
Amazing!
**[06:08] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[06:11] Popuko**
One, two, fwee!
**[06:13] Popuko**
Popu-chan, cheese!
**[06:17] Pipimi**
No one can deny your cuteness.
**[06:19] Pipimi**
Humanity cannot escape.
**[06:21] Pipimi**
In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
**[06:26] Popuko and Pipimi**
Go! Yeah! Decorate the Earth!
**[06:29] Pipimi**
So cute!
**[06:33] Popuko**
So cute!
**[06:33] Pipimi**
You're so cute!
**[06:34] Alien**
What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[06:39] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[06:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[06:50] Popuko**
And now, it's time for another
episode of Pop Team Coo—
**[06:53] Popuko**
Huh? Pipimi-chan?
**[06:56] Pipimi**
Who wants whipped cream?
**[06:58] Popuko**
I do!
**[07:09] Popuko**
So sweet.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:12] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[07:15] Popuko**
I turned into an instrument!
**[07:21] Popuko**
Hey, play me.
**[07:23] Pipimi**
What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
**[07:28] Popuko**
She played with my heart...
**[07:30] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:34] Pipimi**
In this world...
**[07:35] Popuko**
You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
**[07:37] Pipimi**
I'm a nurse!
**[07:39] Popuko**
I'm a government official!
**[07:41] Pipimi**
You can't be.
**[07:42] Popuko**
Huh?
**[07:43] Pipimi**
That's because...
**[07:45] Pipimi**
You're destined for something much greater.
**[07:47] Popuko**
I sure am...
**[07:49] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[07:54] Popuko**
I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
**[07:57] Popuko**
that makes you want to puke.
**[07:58] Pipimi**
Do it.
**[07:59] Streamer**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Laying it on thiiiick
**[08:01] Streamer**
Want me to say "Goodnight"?
**[08:04] Popuko**
God, he's infuriating.
**[08:06] Popuko**
Kill him.
**[08:07] Pipimi**
As you wish.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[08:19] Popuko**
Ma'am! I've got my ult!
**[08:21] Teacher**
You don't need to announce that in class!
**[08:24] Popuko**
But I finally got it!
**[08:26] Popuko**
Wah! Wah!
**[08:28] Teacher**
Okay, fine. Go ahead.
**[08:30] Popuko**
Huh? Yahoo!
**[08:31] Popuko**
Shinku... Hado...
**[08:33] Popuko**
Head go pop!
**[08:41] Teacher**
What's that supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[08:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[08:45] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:46] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:47] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:48] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:49] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[08:50] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[08:51] Popuko**
Green onion!
**[08:52] Baldy A**
Stop that!
**[08:53] Baldy B**
You don't get it at all!
**[08:56] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[08:59] Popuko**
Pop Team Delivery.
**[09:01] Cthulhu**
Coming!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:07] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[09:10] Pipimi**
Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
**[09:13] Popuko**
Grandma, I—
**[09:16] Pipimi**
Aw, she bugged out.
**[09:19] Pipimi**
This used to happen in old
video games all the time.
**[09:24] Pipimi**
I guess you young'uns
might not know about that.
**[09:29] Pipimi**
When that happens, you do this.
**[09:37] Popuko**
Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
**[09:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[09:49] Popuko**
Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
**[09:52] Popuko**
*Whoops, I said what it was...*
**[10:07] Pipimi**
Peekaboo.
**[10:13] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:20] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[10:26] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:33] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:39] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:46] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:53] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[11:00] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[11:10] Pipimi**
Thank you for buying Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[11:14] Popuko**
Actually, there are people
streaming this, too.
**[11:16] Popuko**
Honestly, you'd be better
off buying Di Gi ******.
**[11:19] Pipimi**
What? Did you really...
**[11:21] Popuko**
I figured that might be okay to bring up.
**[11:24] Pipimi**
You just went for it.
**[11:25] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:25] Popuko**
So what did you think of the session today?
**[11:31] Pipimi**
So much came out.
**[11:32] Popuko**
It sure did.
**[11:33] Pipimi**
Yeah.
**[11:34] Popuko**
The stuff I ate earlier almost came out.
**[11:35] Pipimi**
Don't let that come out.
**[11:38] Pipimi**
But I was watching, and it was a lot of fun.
**[11:41] Popuko**
Yeah.
**[11:42] Pipimi**
Yeah, I think we opened up
all kinds of doors...
**[11:45] Pipimi**
Yup.
**[11:46] Popuko**
Yup.
**[11:47] ---**
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
***SIGN*** Rerun
**[11:50] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[11:53] Pipimi**
Let's play some shiritori.
**[11:55] Popuko**
Fo sho.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
**[11:58] Popuko**
What dis?
**[12:00] Pipimi**
A handicap.
**[12:02] Popuko**
Let's stack on some more!
**[12:03] Pipimi**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Dictionary
8th Edition
***SIGN*** Game Hacks
***SIGN*** GIMEST
***SIGN*** Another Gamer Mag
**[12:06] Popuko**
You're going too far.
***SIGN*** Vemaga
***SIGN*** Voice Actor Gacha
Grand Prix
**[12:07] Pipimi**
What?
**[12:29] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:30] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:32] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:34] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:37] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:40] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:42] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:45] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:49] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[13:01] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[13:13] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[13:16] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:20] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:22] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:27] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** TV Animation 2nd Series
**[13:39] Popuko**
Apple (ringo)!
**[13:40] Pipimi**
Gorilla (gorira)!
**[13:41] Popuko**
Trumpet (rappa)!
**[13:42] Applegorillatrumpet**
Hey, did someone call for me?
***SIGN*** The Sage of the Forest
Applegorillatrumpet
**[13:48] Pipimi**
Pa... Pa, eh?
**[13:52] Pipimi**
Pa, huh...
**[13:53] Popuko**
Pa.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[13:58] Narrator**
*Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.*
**[14:00] Narrator**
* A hundred participants*
* land on a deserted island*
**[14:03] Narrator**
* and fight for their survival*
* using only what they find there.*
**[14:08] Narrator**
* Today, another batch of would-be*
* survivors heads to the battlefield.*
**[14:11] Popuko**
I use heavy artillery.
**[14:13] Pipimi**
No, I use heavy artillery.
**[14:14] Sexual harassment guy**
I'll show you my little artillery.
Man, I'm annoying.
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[14:25] Popuko**
Kiss the ground hello for me!
**[14:28] Pipimi**
So violent. You need to win
battle royales more intelligently.
**[14:31] Popuko**
Let's see who gets
the most kills, Pipimi-kun.
**[14:38] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[14:39] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[14:41] Popuko**
Oh, shit!
**[14:42] Cthulhu**
Cower! Be afraid!
**[14:44] Cthulhu**
Die knowing you lost to someone
who truly knows how to use a M*bile Suit!
**[14:48] Cthulhu**
This Great Old One is number one!
**[14:52] Nyarlathotep**
Get bent, loser!
**[14:54] Pipimi**
Right back at you.
**[14:58] Popuko**
Get rekt!
**[14:59] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[15:01] Pipimi**
Whoopsie. I'm gonna flee for a bit.
**[15:01] Popuko**
Get rekt!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[15:05] Popuko**
Shithead!
**[15:06] Pipimi**
Loser!
**[15:07] Popuko**
Ass!
**[15:07] Pipimi**
Dumbass!
**[15:08] Popuko**
Moron!
**[15:09] Pipimi**
Damn it!
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[15:14] Woman**
Aw, I can't shoot you.
**[15:15] Man**
Well, I can't shoot you either.
**[15:18] System**
*Double kill.*
**[15:19] Popuko**
Lookin' good!
**[15:25] Pipimi**
Get rekt!
**[15:26] Popuko**
Get rekt! Get rekt! Rekt!
**[15:29] Player**
Who the hell is that?!
**[15:30] Players**
It's PINE again.
**[15:32] Player E**
Damn it!
**[15:34] Player**
Run!
**[15:36] Player**
We're doomed!
**[15:38] Player**
My drone!
**[15:40] Pipimi**
Looks like we've got a cheater.
That bastard.
**[15:43] Popuko**
He's ruining the fun of our battle royale.
**[15:45] Pipimi**
We'll settle this another time.
**[15:46] Popuko**
Fine. First, hunt down
that shithead, and then...
**[15:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
...kill him!
**[15:54] Pipimi**
You've got this.
**[15:56] Popuko**
You've gotta do this, too!
**[15:57] Pipimi**
The three of us are the only ones left.
**[16:00] Pipimi**
At this rate, we'll fall to the cheater, too.
**[16:02] Popuko**
What do you want to do?
Should we both attack at once?
**[16:04] Pipimi**
No, this is the only choice we have!
**[16:06] Popuko**
Wha—No!
**[16:08] Pipimi**
Popuko-chan, you have to win...
Today, you're...
**[16:11] Pipimi**
the champion...
**[16:13] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun!
**[16:16] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun! Pipimi-kun!
**[16:28] Popuko**
I see. He's outta bullets.
**[16:30] Popuko**
Good!
**[16:31] Popuko**
Die, motherfucker!
**[16:33] Popuko**
Shit! I'm out of bullets, too!
**[16:37] Popuko**
Pipimi-kun's death box...
**[16:50] Popuko**
You stupid cheater...
You'll never be a real winner.
**[16:54] Popuko**
You cheated not only
the game, but yourself.
**[17:02] Popuko**
What the?
***SIGN*** Remaining
**[17:17] Pipimi**
Hey, everyone. Cheating's bad, mmkay?
**[17:21] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:24] Pipimi**
I've been crossing my legs
ever since I was born!
**[17:27] Popuko**
How do you walk, then?
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[17:36] Popuko**
Damn it, Sn*ke.
**[17:38] Popuko**
Pipimi-chan, can you donchiki?
**[17:40] Pipimi**
The heck is that?
**[17:41] Popuko**
Don, you go right. Chiki, you go left.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:43] Pipimi**
Huh? Like this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[17:44] Pipimi**
I don't get it.
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:45] Popuko**
Y-You're doing it!
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
**[17:47] Pipimi**
Huh? What is this?
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Don
***SIGN*** Chiki
***SIGN*** Chiki
**[17:49] Popuko**
You're doing it!
**[17:50] Popuko**
You're doing it, damn it!
**[17:53] Pipimi**
Seriously, what is this?
***SIGN*** Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki Donchiki
**[17:55] Pipimi**
No, really. Seriously, what is this?
**[17:55] Popuko**
Amazing!
**[17:58] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[18:01] Popuko**
One, two, fwee!
**[18:03] Popuko**
Popu-chan, cheese!
**[18:07] Pipimi**
No one can deny your cuteness.
**[18:09] Pipimi**
Humanity cannot escape.
**[18:11] Pipimi**
In that case, let's deck out the Earth!
**[18:15] Popuko and Pipimi**
Go! Yeah! Go!
**[18:17] Pipimi**
So cute!
**[18:19] Popuko**
Thanks!
**[18:19] Pipimi**
You're actually an old man!
**[18:21] Popuko**
Aw, you found me out!
**[18:22] Popuko**
Whee! So cute!
**[18:22] Pipimi**
I sure did!
**[18:24] Alien**
What an uggo. I won't invade after all.
**[18:27] Popuko**
You're going too far.
***SIGN*** By: Kazuki Sekiguchi
**[18:28] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:36] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Cooking!
**[18:40] Popuko**
And now, it's time for another
episode of Pop Team Coo—
**[18:43] Popuko**
Huh? Pipimi-chan?
**[18:46] Pipimi**
Who wants whipped cream?
**[18:48] Popuko**
I do!
**[18:59] Popuko**
Ten points, ten points, ten points.
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:02] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic!
**[19:05] Popuko**
I turned into an instrument!
**[19:10] Popuko**
Hey, play me.
**[19:13] Pipimi**
What? I prefer the usual Popu-chan.
**[19:18] Popuko**
She played with my heart...
**[19:20] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:24] Pipimi**
In this world...
**[19:25] Popuko**
You've just gotta say what you wanna be!
**[19:28] Pipimi**
I'm a nurse!
**[19:29] Popuko**
I'm a government official!
**[19:31] Pipimi**
You can't be.
**[19:32] Popuko**
Huh?
**[19:33] Pipimi**
That's because...
**[19:35] Pipimi**
You're destined for something much greater.
**[19:39] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[19:44] Popuko**
I wanna hear some self-proclaimed
hot-guy-voice streamer do some ASMR
**[19:47] Popuko**
that makes you want to puke.
**[19:48] Pipimi**
Do it, damn it!
**[19:49] Streamer**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Laying it on thiiiick
**[19:51] Streamer**
Want me to say "Goodnight"?
**[19:55] Popuko**
God, he's infuriating.
**[19:56] Popuko**
Kill him.
**[19:57] Pipimi**
As you wish.
**[20:00] Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: AC-bu
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** New Segment
**[20:09] Popuko**
Ma'am! I've got my ult!
**[20:11] Teacher**
You don't need to announce that in class!
**[20:14] Popuko**
But I finally got it!
**[20:16] Popuko**
Wah! Wah!
**[20:18] Teacher**
Okay, fine. Go ahead.
**[20:20] Popuko**
Huh? Yahoo!
**[20:21] Popuko**
Shinku... Hado...
**[20:23] Popuko**
Head go pop!
**[20:31] Teacher**
What's that supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[20:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Pop Team Epic.
**[20:36] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:36] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:37] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:38] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:39] Baldy A**
Mushroom!
**[20:40] Baldy B**
Bamboo shoot!
**[20:41] Popuko**
Green onion!
**[20:42] Baldy A**
Stop that!
**[20:43] Baldy B**
You don't get it at all!
***SIGN*** By: Space Neko Company
**[20:46] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[20:49] Popuko**
Pop Team Delivery.
**[20:51] Cthulhu**
Coming!
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[20:57] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
**[21:00] Pipimi**
Goodness, my shoulders are stiff.
**[21:03] Popuko**
Grandma, I—
**[21:07] Pipimi**
Aw, she bugged out.
**[21:09] Pipimi**
This used to happen in old
video games all the time.
**[21:14] Pipimi**
I guess you young'uns
might not know about that.
**[21:18] Pipimi**
When that happens, you do this.
**[21:26] Popuko**
Grandma, I'll rub your shoulders for you!
**[21:36] Popuko**
Pop Team Epic.
***SIGN*** By: Kamikaze Douga
**[21:39] Popuko**
Here you go, Pipimi-chan! A jack-in-the-box!
**[21:42] Popuko**
*Whoops, I said what it was...*
**[21:58] Pipimi**
Peekaboo.
**[22:03] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[22:10] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
**[22:16] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:23] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:30] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:37] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:43] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:50] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** This Shit Show!
***SIGN*** Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
**[23:01] Popuko**
Well, we just finished recording.
**[23:04] Pipimi**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:07] Popuko**
I actually wanted to do that, too.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:09] Popuko**
Eisai... haramasukoi.
**[23:11] Pipimi**
I don't know why, but I love that dance.
**[23:14] Pipimi**
During season one, I was glued to my TV
watching it in real time each week.
***SIGN*** Eisaaaaai Haramasukoiiiii
**[23:20] Popuko**
You kept telling me that in the lobby.
That you're a huge fan.
**[23:23] Pipimi**
I love it.
**[23:25] Popuko**
You were trying to tell me
not to mess this up.
**[23:27] Pipimi**
No, no. That's not it.
**[23:29] Pipimi**
I just meant you can do whatever you want.
**[23:31] Popuko**
Ah, okay. So I can totally be free.
I did that perfectly.
**[23:35] Pipimi**
Yes, yes, you did.
**[23:36] Popuko**
Well, everyone, I hope you enjoy it.
**[23:37] Popuko**
Thank you very much.
**[23:37] Pipimi**
I think you'll enjoy it, yeah.