# E7 - Raising Hell: The Hellshake Arrow
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***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[00:22] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[00:23] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[00:25] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[00:27] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[00:28] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[00:30] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[00:32] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[00:33] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[00:35] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[00:38] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[00:42] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[00:45] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[00:49] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[00:54] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[00:56] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[01:02] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[01:06] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[01:08] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[01:13] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[01:15] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[01:20] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[01:40] Popuko**
I got yelled at for saying I wanted
to become a paladin when I grew up.
**[01:44] Popuko**
But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
**[01:47] Narrator**
Hellshake Yano.
***SIGN*** Hellshake Yano
***SIGN*** The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan
Hellshake Yano
**[01:50] Narrator**
The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan.
**[01:54] Narrator**
Alas, his musical career was crushed
in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
***SIGN*** Major Contract
**[01:57] Narrator**
his major record label contract went kaput,
**[01:59] Narrator**
and Yano disappeared
without anyone noticing.
***SIGN*** Investigative Team
**[02:03] Narrator**
Our investigative team decided
to track Yano down
**[02:06] Narrator**
so they could do an up-close-
and-personal interview!
**[02:09] Narrator**
Ta-dah!
***SIGN*** Emotional Documentary Special
Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[02:10] Narrator**
Emotional Documentary Special:
*Rising Hell ~The Hellshake Arrow~*.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[02:18] Narrator**
A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
**[02:20] Narrator**
That's where our team
found Yano working.
**[02:24] Shop owner**
Make sure you shake all the
water out of those noodles.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[02:26] Yano**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
**[02:28] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[02:30] Narrator**
Yano had forgotten about music
and was shaking noodles instead.
**[02:30] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[02:34] Narrator**
But then, Yano got a visitor...
**[02:38] Manager**
I finally found you.
**[02:40] Yano**
Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
**[02:42] Manager**
Heh, don't go underestimating
your former manager's instincts.
**[02:45] Manager**
Yano, why don't you try entering this?
***SIGN*** Gather 'round, future stars
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** Win the Grand Prix
and become a star!
***SIGN*** We're waiting for all
the musicians to apply!
***SIGN*** We're cheering you on!
***SIGN*** Date:
***SIGN*** Place:
Event Space
**[02:50] Manager**
A music contest where only
the top musicians compete!
**[02:53] Manager**
The Musicione Grand Prix!
**[02:55] Manager**
If you win this,
you'll go back to being a star overni—
**[02:59] Yano**
Ain't interested.
**[03:00] Manager**
What?!
**[03:01] Yano**
I decided not to do music ever again.
**[03:05] Yano**
Never, ever again.
**[03:08] Manager**
Y-Yano...
**[03:10] Manager**
Yano...
**[03:12] Narrator**
The day of the event.
***SIGN*** Event Space
**[03:15] Narrator**
Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
**[03:20] Yano**
I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
win this thing! Hell yeah!
**[03:25] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[03:32] Narrator**
And now, a word from our sponsor,
Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:42] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[03:43] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[03:46] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:48] Popuko and Pipimi**
Celebrating 50 years.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** Thank you for 50 years
**[03:51] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[03:52] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[03:54] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[03:57] Popuko and Pipimi**
A slightly unique music shop.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** A slightly unique music shop
**[04:00] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[04:02] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[04:04] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[04:07] Popuko and Pipimi**
Located in Niigata.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** 6 shops in Niigata
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[04:15] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
**[04:19] Host**
Musicione Grand Prix!
***SIGN*** Musicione
Grand Prix
***SIGN*** 4 minutes
**[04:22] Host**
Our contestants will have four minutes
to present their musici.
**[04:25] Host**
Our judges will repeatedly
tap their buttons to award points,
***SIGN*** Point Button
Tap Repeatedly
**[04:28] Host**
and our contestants will compete
for the highest total score.
***SIGN*** Total Score
**[04:31] Host**
All right, let's welcome
our first contestant!
**[04:34] Narrator**
Pshuu...
**[04:35] Host**
Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
**[04:39] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
***SIGN*** No-Subject Prince
**[04:42] No-Subject Prince**
I'm the No-Subject Prince.
Don't expect a subject from me.
***SIGN*** Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
***SIGN*** Time Remaining
**[04:46] Host**
He's taking his time...
**[04:48] Host**
Just how is he going to leave
the subject out of a sentence?
**[04:50] Host**
He's running out of time!
**[04:53] No-Subject Prince**
Bow down...
***SIGN*** Bow down...
**[04:54] Judge**
He did it!
**[04:55] Host**
He magnificently left out any subject there.
Look at those points rack up!
**[04:58] Host**
And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Kapow
**[05:00] No-Subject Prince**
Thank you.
**[05:02] Yano**
He got a perfect score with just
a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
**[05:05] Yano**
I'm up next!
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** D-D-D-Dash
**[05:06] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-Dash...
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[05:09] Host**
Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
**[05:13] Narrator**
Pshuu!
**[05:14] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
**[05:18] Narrator**
It was then that Yano realized
his fatal shortcoming.
***SIGN*** Musicione
**[05:21] Yano**
D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
Where do I tap?
***SIGN*** Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
**[05:25] Yano**
D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
Take that, and that!
**[05:28] Yano**
Damn it! It's no use! But why?
**[05:30] Yano**
Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
**[05:32] Yano**
But why?! The guitar!
**[05:32] Manager**
Yano, what's wrong?
**[05:35] Manager**
Don't tell me you forgot how
to play the guitar...
**[05:40] Manager**
I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
**[05:43] Narrator**
Rustle, rustle, rustle,
flappy, flap, flap...
**[05:46] Narrator**
Rustle.
***SIGN*** New Hotel
**[05:47] Host**
What's this? Yano's second
has thrown in the towel!
**[05:50] Host**
Is Yano going to forfeit?
**[05:52] Yano**
Hell no!
**[05:53] Narrator**
Fwap!
**[05:55] Yano**
Don't think... Just move
the way your instincts tell you!
***SIGN*** Think
***SIGN*** No, don't think...
***SIGN*** Yano...
**[05:58] Yano**
Just move your body!
**[06:00] Yano**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
shake
**[06:01] Narrator**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[06:04] Yano**
Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
**[06:06] Yano**
These are the movements I do
at the ramen shop!
***SIGN*** Wait, nooooo
***SIGN*** Worldly Desires
**[06:10] Yano**
I need to purge these worldly desires
I acquired in mundane life...
***SIGN*** Hell
**[06:15] Yano**
and regain Hell within my heart!
**[06:17] Yano**
Hey, staff! Snap!
**[06:20] Yano**
Come on, bring me a new guitar!
**[06:21] Narrator**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
***SIGN*** Purifying Guitar
**[06:24] Yano**
The guitar that has 108 strings...
The Purifying Guitar!
**[06:28] Yano**
I'll use this to get rid of all of
my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
**[06:31] Manager**
108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
**[06:33] Yano**
Just shut up and watch!
**[06:35] Manager**
Throw in the towel!
**[06:37] Yano**
Hell no!
**[06:43] Yano**
Hellshaaaaake!
**[06:48] Narrator**
Crack...
***SIGN*** Crack...
**[06:51] Narrator**
Snap!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[06:53] Yano**
Oh, no! My pick shattered!
**[06:55] Yano**
Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
***SIGN*** Victory
**[07:02] Yano**
Ah... My dreams...
**[07:04] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
**[07:05] Yano**
Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
**[07:08] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
**[07:10] Yano**
Hey! You're the one that appears out
of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
**[07:13] Bird**
Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
**[07:16] Yano**
What?
**[07:17] Bird**
Then...
**[07:18] Yano**
What's there?
**[07:19] Bird**
Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
**[07:21] Yano**
Hey, wait!
**[07:23] Host**
You've got thirty seconds left!
***SIGN*** 30 Seconds Remaining
**[07:25] Yano**
Crap!
***SIGN*** Guitarist Forest
**[07:26] Yano**
I don't have time to waste!
**[07:28] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
**[07:29] Narrator**
And Yano ran, believing
in that tiny glimmer of hope.
**[07:32] Narrator**
He ran down that perilous path!
**[07:35] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 28 seconds remaining!
**[07:38] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 26 seconds remaining!
**[07:40] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 24 seconds remaining!
**[07:43] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
**[07:43] Narrator**
And then, deep in the forest,
he finally found it...
**[07:49] Yano**
Oh! That's...
**[07:51] Narrator**
Zooom.
**[07:53] Yano**
The legendary pick that can pick
through anything! The Master Pick!
***SIGN*** Master Pick
**[07:59] Yano**
Master Pick, lend me your strength!
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
**[08:04] Yano**
So this is the legendary...
Wait, it's not coming out!
**[08:07] Yano**
It's not budging!
**[08:10] Yano**
I've always put my health first,
**[08:14] Yano**
but right now, playing the guitar
is more important!
**[08:17] Yano**
Quiver, my body!
**[08:20] Yano**
Quiver, quiver, quiver, quiver...
**[08:24] Manager**
A-Amazing. He's making his health
quiver and turning it into power!
**[08:29] Manager**
The man who shakes even health,
Hellshake Yano!
**[08:34] Yano and Manager**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[08:41] Yano and Manager**
And finally, the pick was released!
**[08:45] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
**[08:49] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
***SIGN*** Venue
**[08:52] Yano**
Go!
**[08:54] Narrator**
The overwhelming energy from
the Master Pick became one with Yano
**[08:58] Narrator**
and led him back to the venue.
**[08:59] Narrator**
Crash!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[09:00] Host**
What the?! A huge pick
just fell from the sky!
**[09:04] Yano**
I'm not out of the game yet!
**[09:06] Yano**
I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
**[09:09] Host**
Ten seconds remaining!
***SIGN*** 10 Seconds Remaining
**[09:10] Host**
Will he make it in time?!
**[09:12] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[09:15] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[09:20] Yano**
Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Plink
Clink
***SIGN*** Plonk
Plank
***SIGN*** Twang
**[09:25] Yano**
Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
***SIGN*** Plink
Twang
***SIGN*** Plunk
***SIGN*** Psssh
***SIGN*** Tear Tear
Kaput
**[09:31] Yano and others**
Hell...shake!
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
**[09:35] Narrator**
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
***SIGN*** Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
**[09:39] Host**
He managed to cut through
all of the strings!
**[09:41] Host**
Hellshake wins!
***SIGN*** 1 Second Remaining
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
Huff... Huff...
**[09:46] Everyone**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[09:56] Narrator**
Kaboom!
**[09:57] Popuko**
Hey, are you listening?
**[09:59] Pipimi**
Oh, sorry. I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[10:10] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
**[10:17] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi:
Hellshake Yano:
Manager:
Narrator:
Host:
Judge:
No-Subject Prince:
Ramen Shop Owner:
The One That Appears Out of
Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
***SIGN*** Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
**[10:25] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[10:32] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[10:39] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:47] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[10:54] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[11:02] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
***SIGN*** How Long Did It Take You to Make This?
***SIGN*** Welcome,
Haters!
**[11:15] Staff**
How long did it take you to make this?
**[11:18] Itakura**
Actually, I didn't really
do anything for this.
**[11:22] Itakura**
Adachi basically made
the whole thing himself.
**[11:24] Itakura**
So I saw the completed project,
got involved with the acting part,
**[11:28] Itakura**
and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
**[11:30] Itakura**
I really like the "shake, shake, shake"
during the ramen part.
**[11:34] Itakura**
How long did this thing take you to make?
**[11:36] Adachi**
Well, the script actually took quite a—
***SIGN*** Rerun
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
***SIGN*** Pop Team Epic
**[12:11] OP Lyrics**
*I found the way to heaven*
**[12:13] OP Lyrics**
*My past life with you*
**[12:15] OP Lyrics**
*You've seen the eyes of heaven*
**[12:16] OP Lyrics**
*Limitless confessions*
**[12:18] OP Lyrics**
*I've been in seventh heaven*
**[12:20] OP Lyrics**
*This conflict is accelerating*
**[12:21] OP Lyrics**
*What in the name of heaven?*
**[12:23] OP Lyrics**
*Your reason for living is an abstract theory*
**[12:25] OP Lyrics**
*Look up, baby, it's so dangerous*
**[12:28] OP Lyrics**
*Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face*
**[12:31] OP Lyrics**
*Look back, baby, it's ridiculous*
**[12:35] OP Lyrics**
* Like a bubble, this life lies*
* in between dreams and reality*
**[12:39] OP Lyrics**
*Why are you feeling?*
**[12:43] OP Lyrics**
*Forever more*
**[12:46] OP Lyrics**
*It sounds anti world*
**[12:52] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what do you believe?*
**[12:56] OP Lyrics**
*The mirror's equation*
**[12:58] OP Lyrics**
*Wake up, I can't think anymore*
**[13:03] OP Lyrics**
*An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY*
**[13:05] OP Lyrics**
*Way out, what can you see?*
**[13:09] OP Lyrics**
*This saturated irony*
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[13:31] Popuko**
I got yelled at for saying I wanted
to become a paladin when I grew up.
**[13:35] Popuko**
But it's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
**[13:38] Narrator**
Hellshake Yano.
***SIGN*** Hellshake Yano
**[13:40] Narrator**
The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan.
***SIGN*** The musician who wrote his name
into legend at the Big Budokan
Hellshake Yano
**[13:44] Narrator**
Alas, his musical career was crushed
in the wake of a mysterious disaster,
**[13:48] Narrator**
his major record label contract went kaput,
***SIGN*** Major Contract
**[13:50] Narrator**
and Yano disappeared
without anyone noticing.
***SIGN*** Investigative Team
**[13:54] Narrator**
Our investigative team decided
to track Yano down
**[13:57] Narrator**
so they could do an up-close-
and-personal interview!
**[14:00] Narrator**
Ta-dah!
***SIGN*** Emotional Documentary Special
Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[14:01] Narrator**
Emotional Documentary Special:
*Rising Hell ~The Hellshake Arrow~*.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[14:09] Narrator**
A ramen shop somewhere in Tokyo...
**[14:11] Narrator**
That's where our team
found Yano working.
**[14:15] Shop owner**
Make sure you shake all the
water out of those noodles.
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
***SIGN*** Best Ramen in Town
***SIGN*** Ramen Shot
**[14:17] Yano**
Yes, sir!
**[14:18] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake,
shake. Shake, shake, shake.
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
**[14:21] Narrator**
Yano had forgotten about music
and was shaking noodles instead.
**[14:24] Yano**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake,
shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
**[14:25] Narrator**
But then, Yano got a visitor...
**[14:29] Manager**
I finally found you.
**[14:31] Yano**
Manager?! H-How'd you know I was here?
**[14:33] Manager**
Heh, don't go underestimating
your former manager's instincts.
**[14:37] Manager**
Yano, why don't you try entering this?
***SIGN*** Gather 'round, future stars
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** Win the Grand Prix
and become a star!
***SIGN*** We're waiting for all
the musicians to apply!
***SIGN*** We're cheering you on!!
***SIGN*** Date:
***SIGN*** Place:
Event Space
**[14:41] Manager**
A music contest where only
the top musicians compete!
**[14:44] Manager**
The Musicione Grand Prix!
**[14:46] Manager**
If you win this,
you'll go back to being a star overni—
**[14:50] Yano**
Ain't interested.
**[14:51] Manager**
What?!
**[14:52] Yano**
I decided not to do music ever again.
**[14:56] Yano**
Never, ever again.
**[15:00] Manager**
Yano...
**[15:02] Manager**
Yano!
**[15:04] Narrator**
The day of the event.
***SIGN*** Event Space
**[15:06] Narrator**
Yano apparently wanted to enter after all.
**[15:10] Yano**
I'm startin' to feel like I'm gonna
win this thing! Hell yeah!
**[15:15] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[15:22] Narrator**
And now, a word from our sponsor,
Exciting Sound Shop Apollon.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:30] Popuko**
Exciting!
**[15:31] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:33] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:36] Popuko and Pipimi**
Celebrating 50 years.
***SIGN*** Thank you for 50 years
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:38] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:40] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:43] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:45] Popuko and Pipimi**
A slightly unique music shop.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** A slightly unique music shop
**[15:48] Popuko**
Exciting!
***SIGN*** Exciting
**[15:50] Pipimi**
Sound Shop!
***SIGN*** Sound Shop
**[15:52] Popuko and Pipimi**
Apollon!
***SIGN*** Apollon
**[15:55] Popuko and Pipimi**
Located in Niigata.
***SIGN*** Apollon
***SIGN*** 6 shops in Niigata
**[16:04] Narrator**
Rising Hell.
***SIGN*** Rising Hell
~The Hellshake Arrow~
**[16:08] Host**
Musicione Grand Prix!
***SIGN*** Musicione
Grand Prix
**[16:12] Host**
Our contestants will have four minutes
to present their musici.
***SIGN*** 4 minutes
**[16:15] Host**
Our judges will repeatedly
tap their buttons to award points,
***SIGN*** Point Button
Tap Repeatedly
**[16:17] Host**
and our contestants will compete
for the highest total score.
***SIGN*** Total Score
**[16:20] Host**
All right, let's welcome
our first contestant!
**[16:24] Narrator**
Pshuu...
**[16:25] Host**
Our first contestant is No-Subject Prince.
**[16:28] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step.
***SIGN*** No-Subject Prince
***SIGN*** Carolyn Multi Thomas Hippopyo
**[16:32] No-Subject Prince**
I'm the No-Subject Prince.
Don't expect a subject from me.
***SIGN*** Time Remaining
**[16:35] Host**
He's taking his time...
**[16:37] Host**
Just how is he going to leave
the subject out of a sentence?
**[16:41] Host**
He's running out of time!
**[16:43] No-Subject Prince**
Bow down...
***SIGN*** Bow down...
**[16:44] Judge**
He did it!
**[16:46] Host**
He magnificently left out any subject there.
Look at those points rack up!
**[16:49] Host**
And he got a perfect 1,000 points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Kapow
**[16:51] No-Subject Prince**
Thank you.
**[16:53] Yano**
He got a perfect score with just
a single phrase? Well, that's impressive.
**[16:56] Yano**
I'm up next!
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
***SIGN*** D-D-D-Dash
**[16:58] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-Dash...
**[17:00] Host**
Our second contestant is Hellshake Yano!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[17:03] Narrator**
Pshuu!
**[17:03] Narrator**
Step, step, step, step... stop.
**[17:07] Narrator**
It was then that Yano realized
his fatal shortcoming.
***SIGN*** Musicione
**[17:11] Yano**
D-Donde esta the do in do-re-mi?
Where do I tap?
***SIGN*** Do? Do? Donde esta? Do? Do? Donde?
**[17:14] Yano**
D-Donde esta? Is it this one?
Take that, and that!
**[17:18] Yano**
Damn it! It's no use! But why?
**[17:20] Yano**
Why won't the guitar go "tweee"?
**[17:21] Manager**
Yano, what's wrong?
**[17:25] Manager**
Don't tell me you forgot how
to play the guitar...
**[17:29] Manager**
I guess it's time to throw in the towel!
**[17:31] Narrator**
Rustle, rustle, rustle...
**[17:33] Narrator**
Rustle.
***SIGN*** New Hotel
**[17:34] Host**
What's this? Yano's second
has thrown in the towel!
**[17:39] Host**
Is Yano going to forfeit?
**[17:42] Yano**
Hell no!
**[17:43] Narrator**
Fwap!
**[17:44] Yano**
Don't think... Just move
the way your instincts tell you!
***SIGN*** Think
***SIGN*** No, don't think...
***SIGN*** Yano...
**[17:48] Yano**
Just move your body!
**[17:50] Yano**
Here I go!
**[17:51] Narrator**
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.
***SIGN*** shake
shake
shake
shake
shake
**[17:54] Yano**
Here's your ramen! Wait, no!
**[17:57] Yano**
These are the movements I do
at the ramen shop!
***SIGN*** Wait, nooooo
***SIGN*** Worldly Desires
**[18:01] Yano**
I need to purge these worldly desires
I acquired in mundane life...
***SIGN*** Hell
**[18:05] Yano**
and regain Hell within my heart!
**[18:08] Yano**
Hey, staff! Snap!
**[18:10] Yano**
Come on, bring me a new guitar!
**[18:12] Narrator**
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly...
***SIGN*** Purifying Guitar
**[18:15] Yano**
The guitar that has 108 strings...
The Purifying Guitar!
**[18:18] Yano**
I'll use this to get rid of all
of my worldly desires! Hell yeah!
**[18:22] Manager**
108 strings?! But that's too dangerous!
**[18:25] Yano**
Just shut up and watch!
**[18:27] Manager**
Throw in the towel!
**[18:29] Yano**
Hell no!
**[18:35] Yano**
Hellshaaaaake!
**[18:40] Narrator**
Crack...
***SIGN*** Crack...
**[18:42] Narrator**
Snap!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:44] Yano**
Oh, no! My pick shattered!
**[18:47] Yano**
Are my dreams of victory now shattered, too?
***SIGN*** Victory
**[18:52] Yano**
Ah... My dreams...
**[18:55] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap... Flap, flap, flap.
**[18:55] Yano**
Hm? A bird? Am I seeing things now?
**[18:59] Narrator**
Flap, flap, flap, flap, land.
**[19:01] Yano**
Hey! You're the one that appears out
of nowhere to give words of wisdom!
**[19:04] Bird**
Go to the Guitarist Forest in the west.
**[19:07] Yano**
What?
**[19:08] Bird**
Then...
**[19:09] Yano**
What's there?
**[19:11] Bird**
Hoot, hoot! Flap, flap, flap, flap.
**[19:12] Yano**
Hey, wait!
***SIGN*** 30 Seconds Remaining
**[19:14] Host**
You've got thirty seconds left!
**[19:16] Yano**
Crap!
**[19:17] Yano**
I don't have time to waste!
**[19:18] Narrator**
D-D-D-D-D-Dash!
**[19:19] Narrator**
And Yano ran, believing
in that tiny glimmer of hope.
***SIGN*** Guitarist Forest
**[19:23] Narrator**
He ran down that perilous path!
**[19:27] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 28 seconds remaining!
**[19:32] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 26 seconds remaining!
**[19:34] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup, hop!
Only 24 seconds remaining!
**[19:37] Yano**
Tup, tup, tup, tup, tup...
**[19:37] Narrator**
And then, deep in the forest,
he finally found it...
**[19:43] Yano**
Oh! That's...
**[19:45] Narrator**
Zooom.
**[19:48] Yano**
The legendary pick that can pick
through anything! The Master Pick!
***SIGN*** Master Pick
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
**[19:54] Yano**
Master Pick, lend me your strength!
**[19:58] Yano**
So this is the legendary...
Wait, it's not coming out!
**[20:02] Yano**
It's not budging!
**[20:06] Yano**
I've always put my health first,
**[20:09] Yano**
but for right now, playing the guitar
is more important!
**[20:13] Yano**
Quiver, my body!
**[20:20] Manager**
A-Amazing. He's making his health quiver
and turning it into power!
**[20:25] Manager**
The man who shakes even health,
Hellshake Yano!
**[20:30] Yano and Manager**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
**[20:36] Yano and Manager**
And finally, the pick was released!
**[20:41] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
**[20:44] Narrator**
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble...
***SIGN*** Venue
**[20:46] Yano**
Go!
**[20:48] Narrator**
The overwhelming energy from
the Master Pick became one with Yano
**[20:52] Narrator**
and led him back to the venue.
**[20:54] Narrator**
Crash!
***SIGN*** Musicione Grand Prix
**[20:55] Host**
What the?! A huge pick
just fell from the sky!
**[20:59] Yano**
I'm not out of the game yet!
**[21:01] Yano**
I've become the Hellshake Arrow!
**[21:03] Host**
Ten seconds remaining!
***SIGN*** 10 Seconds Remaining
**[21:04] Host**
Will he make it in time?!
**[21:07] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:10] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:14] Narrator**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl...
**[21:16] Yano**
Here I go! Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Plink
Clink
***SIGN*** Plonk
Plank
**[21:20] Yano**
Plink! Plonk! Plink! Plonk!
***SIGN*** Twang
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
***SIGN*** Plink
Twang
***SIGN*** Plunk
***SIGN*** Psssh
***SIGN*** Tear Tear
Kaput
***SIGN*** Rip
Rip
**[21:27] Yano and others**
Hell...shake!
**[21:31] Narrator**
Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom...
***SIGN*** Kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom
**[21:34] Host**
He managed to cut through
all of the strings!
**[21:36] Host**
Hellshake wins!
***SIGN*** 1 Second Remaining
**[21:41] Everyone**
Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake! Hellshake!
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff...
Huff... Huff...
**[21:53] Narrator**
Kaboom!
**[21:54] Popuko**
Hey, are you listening?
**[21:56] Pipimi**
Oh, sorry. I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
**[22:05] ED Lyrics**
*Let's play a game with our fingers*
***SIGN*** Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Shunsuke Itakura (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
Toru Adachi (AC-bu)
***SIGN*** Popuko
Pipimi:
Hellshake Yano:
Manager:
Narrator:
Host:
Judge:
No-Subject Prince:
Ramen Shop Owner:
The One That Appears Out of
Nowhere to Give Words of Wisdom:
**[22:13] ED Lyrics**
*All you'll use is one finger*
***SIGN*** Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
Koichi Yamadera
**[22:20] ED Lyrics**
*1+1 = 2*
**[22:28] ED Lyrics**
*Now, together we'll go*
**[22:35] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:42] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:50] ED Lyrics**
* We're just two peas, we're just*
* two peas, peas, in a pod*
**[22:57] ED Lyrics**
*Don't go cheating on me now~*
**[23:11] Yamadera**
Man, am I tired.
**[23:13] Yamadera**
Seriously, how many roles
did you have me do—
**[23:16] Yamadera**
Actually, isn't this supposed to be funny
because it's the guys from AC-bu doing it?
**[23:22] Yamadera**
Yet you made me do all
kinds of roles by myself.
**[23:25] Yamadera**
You're treating me like
some plaything, aren't you?!
**[23:27] Yamadera**
Seriously...
**[23:28] Yamadera**
Thank you very much!