# E5 - Donca * Sis
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the image has been expeditiously switched.
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#5 Donca * Sis
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By Space Cat Company
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*Say, Mom...*
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*Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?*
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*Well, I found it too.*
***SIGN*** Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
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*My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.*
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*I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.*
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A step mom...
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Hey there, first-year!
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Toss me the ball, will you?
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It's Hojo-senpai!
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S-Sure!
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Thanks...
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Ack, Senpai!
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You are way too cool!
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*Hojo-senpai...*
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*soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...*
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*and the one I love.*
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*That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.*
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Here we are!
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Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
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H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
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Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
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S-Senpai!
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Y-You're that first-year!
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U-Um, Senpai...
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Not Senpai.
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We're siblings now, Iyo.
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*No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!*
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*And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.*
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*It was a life of constant hardship.*
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*Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.*
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*I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.*
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*I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.*
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*I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.*
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*I was at my limit...*
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*But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.*
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*That is...until that day.*
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How we spend the
household money is up to us!
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Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
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With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
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We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
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- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
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You can...!
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You can just...!
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Iyo, stop!
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S-Senpai!
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For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
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If they take you way, I...
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Senpai, are you saying...?
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Yeah, I...
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love you, Iyo!
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Senpai!
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I'm so happy.
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So stop calling me Senpai.
***SIGN*** Five Years Later
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And Senpai and I got married.
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I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
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We went through a lot, but...
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Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
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Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
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Here goes.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
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Clock starts when speed is set...
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It's over.
***SIGN*** Home Run
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It took 7.11 seconds.
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Okay, about his performance.
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Did he have to take this
so seriously?
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That's all. Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
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*Pop Team Cooking*
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
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- Pop Team
- Cooking
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Here's this week's recommendation.
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Simmering.
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And here's...the finished dish!
***SIGN*** This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
***SIGN*** The End
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Tune in again...next week!
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Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Travelululu Japan
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What's our next vacation?
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Go to the outlet stores.
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Oh look, a supporting role character.
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There's a shuttle bus at the station.
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Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
***SIGN*** Birds Section
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Then...
you heroes can figure it out, right?
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
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Go yourself.
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Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
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Think I'm stupid? Sure!
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Three three's three.
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- Three three's?
- Three!
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I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
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- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
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Marilyn Monroe...
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Marilyn Monroe...
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Marilyn Monroe!
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Marilyn Monroe...
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Sorry.
***SIGN*** Ten minutes earlier
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I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
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- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
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I'll just self-destruct.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
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Bob Epic Team
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- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
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- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
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- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
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I said, what're you looking at?!
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Wanna die, you bastard?
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I'm not looking.
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- You are!
- You're looking!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
***SIGN*** Not looking
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I'm not.
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Here's an impression of M**key!
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You're asking for death.
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Gosh! #$%&! Stop!
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Heh heh! Hey!
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Uh? Aw, #$%&ing stop!
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Oh! Huh! Heiee!
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#$%&ing stop!
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Uh, uh... Uh...
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M**key doesn't snort when he laughs.
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Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
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Must hurry, must hurry!
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Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
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Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
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Wait, wait!
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Wait, wait.
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Wait!
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Wait, I said!
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Hey!
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Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
***SIGN*** Preview
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What? Daichi and I are close?
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Does that bother you?
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Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
**[11:46] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Repeat broadcast
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#5 Donca * Sis
**[13:44] ---**
By Space Cat Company
**[13:48] ---**
*Say, Mom...*
**[13:50] ---**
*Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?*
**[13:54] ---**
*Well, I found it too.*
***SIGN*** Donca ° Sis
Don't call me your sister!
**[14:07] ---**
*My name is Iyo Sakuragi
and I'm 16 years old.*
**[14:11] ---**
*I'm a first-year at
St. Culture Academy.*
**[14:16] ---**
A step mom...
**[14:22] ---**
Hey there, first-year!
**[14:25] ---**
Toss me the ball, will you?
**[14:27] ---**
It's Hojo-senpai!
**[14:30] ---**
S-Sure!
**[14:34] ---**
Thanks...
**[14:36] ---**
Acck, Senpai!
**[14:37] ---**
You are way too cool!
**[14:41] ---**
*Hojo-senpai...*
**[14:42] ---**
*soccer team captain,
top scholar and class president...*
**[14:48] ---**
*and the one I love.*
**[14:53] ---**
*That's right... I wonder what
Dad's new wife is like.*
**[15:02] ---**
Here we are!
**[15:05] ---**
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
**[15:09] ---**
H-Hi, I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
**[15:13] ---**
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
**[15:17] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[15:19] ---**
Y-You're that first-year!
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That's a mackerel.
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That's a mackerel.
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U-Um, Senpai...
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Not Senpai.
**[15:37] ---**
We're siblings now, Iyo.
**[15:42] ---**
*No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!*
**[15:49] ---**
*And so began my new life with
Hojo-senpai and my step mom.*
**[15:56] ---**
*It was a life of constant hardship.*
**[16:01] ---**
*Dad and Mom didn't work, and
spent all day at the pachinko parlor.*
**[16:01] ---**
All right, you got this.
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Yeah, leave it to me.
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I am Fuguriman!
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*I couldn't study because they'd do
puppet shows from the window.*
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You shall marry Fuguriman!
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I'm the SGGK of the night.
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*I couldn't sleep because
of their Gundam motion dancing.*
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SGGK! Check it, yo! SGGK!
**[16:24] ---**
*I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.*
**[16:28] ---**
*I was at my limit...*
**[16:31] ---**
*But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.*
**[16:37] ---**
That is...until that day.
**[16:41] ---**
How we spend the
household money is up to us!
**[16:44] ---**
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
**[16:49] ---**
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
**[16:52] ---**
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
**[16:55] ---**
- I can't take it anymore!
- Iyo!
**[16:56] ---**
You can...!
**[16:58] ---**
You can just...!
**[16:59] ---**
Iyo, stop!
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Pa, pa, pa… Chin, chin, chin…
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S-Senpai!
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For my sake... Don't this do, Iyo.
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If they take you way, I...
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Senpai, are you saying...?
**[17:22] ---**
Yeah, I...
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love you, Iyo!
**[17:26] ---**
Senpai! I'm so happy.
**[17:31] ---**
So stop calling me Senpai.
***SIGN*** *Five Years Later*
**[17:44] ---**
And Senpai and I got married.
**[17:49] ---**
I gave birth to
adorable twins this year.
**[17:52] ---**
We went through a lot, but...
**[17:55] ---**
Right now,
life couldn't be better for us!
**[18:06] ---**
Okay, get set, go.
**[18:08] ---**
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
**[18:12] ---**
Here goes.
***SIGN*** Pipimi
14/F.
Tall.
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Ping!
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Clock starts when... It's over.
***SIGN*** Home Run
**[18:19] ---**
It took 7.11 seconds.
**[18:22] ---**
Okay, about his performance.
**[18:24] ---**
Did he have to take this
so seriously?
**[18:29] ---**
That's all. Thank you for watching.
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
**[18:42] ---**
Pop Team Cooking
***SIGN*** Pop Team Cooking
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- Pop Team
- Cooking.
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Here's this week's recommendation.
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Did I wash my hands, you ask?
Wash your body too, guys.
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Okay, simmering.
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And here's...the finished dish!
***SIGN*** This week's recommendation
"Simmering"
***SIGN*** The End
**[19:05] ---**
Tune in again...next week!
**[19:15] ---**
Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
***SIGN*** Travelululu Japan
**[19:17] ---**
What's our next vacation?
**[19:21] ---**
Go to the outlet stores.
**[19:24] ---**
Oh look, a supporting role character.
**[19:27] ---**
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
**[19:29] ---**
Once there, go straight
to the pet shop.
***SIGN*** Birds Section
**[19:34] ---**
Then...
you heroes can figure it out, right?
**[19:36] ---**
*Owl Feed
Delicious and Nutritious*
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
***SIGN*** Owl Feed
Delicious / Nutritious
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Go yourself.
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Can you say
the 3x multiplication table?
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Think I'm stupid? Sure!
**[19:52] ---**
Three three's three.
**[19:53] ---**
- Three three's?
- Three!
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I'm the type that longs
for good strokes.
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- Good girl.
- Oh yeah...
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- Here's where it gets long.
- Sure is long.
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- Not only the neck, the interaction too.
- Really long.
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It's like the opening of that
detective show from the 90s.
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They should put the producer's name
in this blank here.
***SIGN*** Planning ° Producer
Kotaro Sudo
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- Maybe they'll add captions when it airs.
- Maybe.
***SIGN*** Planning ° Producer
Kotaro Sudo
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Sorry.
***SIGN*** Ten minutes earlier
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I hear if you hiccup 100 times,
you die.
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- This is 99.
- Oh, it stopped?
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I'll just self-destruct.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
**[21:04] ---**
Bob Epic Team
**[21:07] ---**
- Sorry, did you wait long?
- No, just got here.
**[21:10] ---**
- Will we make the movie?
- Don't worry.
**[21:15] ---**
- Hey, what're you looking at?
- Huh?
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I said, what're you looking at?!
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Wanna die, you bastard?
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I'm not looking.
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- You are!
- You're looking!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
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- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:30] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
**[21:32] ---**
- I'm not.
- You are!
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I'm not.
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Here's an impression of Mi**ey!
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You're asking for death.
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Haha, #$%&ing stop it.
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Haha, hey!
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Ahahah, oh... #$%&! There!
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Eheheh... #$%&!
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M**key doesn't snort when he laughs.
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Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
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Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
**[22:10] ---**
*Get your motor ramen.*
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Wait, wait!
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*Comes with free rice.*
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Wait! Wait, wait!
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*Lookin' for a ramen.*
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Wait! Wait!
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Wait!
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*And the shop comes our way.*
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Hey, wait!
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*Get your motor ramen.*
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Are you listening? Stop that song.
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*With egg on top.*
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Wait! Hey, wait!
**[22:32] ---**
*Get your motor ramen.*
**[22:35] ---**
*Born to be hungry.*
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Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
**[23:26] ---**
What? Daichi and I are close?
**[23:29] ---**
Does that bother you?
**[23:31] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6
"Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6 "Love Triangle?! A Strong Foe Beats Korona"
**[23:36] ---**
Fall in love again next week!
**[23:38] ---**
**[23:40] ---**