E1 - Identity
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[00:00] ---
[00:00] ???
It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
[00:03] ???
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
[00:07] ???
I will put an end to you.
[00:10] Shouta Aoi
Put an end to me?
[00:12] Shouta Aoi
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
[00:16] Shouta Aoi
Just who do you think you are?
[00:34] Shouta Aoi
It's me?
[00:57] ---
There's no such thing as an endless battle
[01:03] ---
I've continued down
[01:06] ---
This path that I believe in
[01:10] ---
The lost cries echo
[01:16] ---
No matter what,
[01:18] ---
I will come to you all
[01:23] ---
I won't let everyone's desires
[01:26] ---
Be destroyed
[01:29] ---
Stop getting in the way
[01:31] ---
My other me's shadow
[01:36] ---
Go beyond time and space
[01:38] ---
And take on this spiraling destiny
[01:42] ---
Even if this is just
[01:44] ---
God playing tricks on us
[01:49] ---
I cannot be stopped
[01:51] ---
Until I can protect your smile
[01:55] ---
Tear through the darkness
[01:59] ---
And go forth
[02:01] ---
Endless love
SIGN TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN Identity
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
[02:13] Popuko
Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
[02:16] Pipimi
Sure.
[02:18] Popuko
Tooth!
[02:20] Popuko
Well?
[02:22] Pipimi
I saw it.
[02:23] Popuko
And?!
[02:28] Popuko
You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
[02:30] Pipimi
Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
[02:32] Popuko
That's fine. I'm just getting started!
[02:35] Popuko
Can you do this, then?
[02:37] Popuko
Tooth!
[02:40] Popuko
Tooth!
[02:40] Popuko
Tooth warp!
[02:42] Pipimi
Noice.
[02:51] Popuko
Huh?
[02:52] Popuko
You can do it... too?
[02:55] Pipimi
It was just a fluke.
[02:57] Popuko
Th-Then, this is gonna be real hard!
[03:05] Popuko
The hair—
[03:05] Pipimi
The hair whorl whirl?
[03:06] Popuko
You even know the name of it!
I've got a bad feeling about this!
[03:09] Pipimi
Hair whorl whirl.
[03:10] Popuko
I knew it! You can do it!
You can do all of these!
[03:13] Popuko
You don't even need me!
[03:17] Pipimi
I do.
[03:18] Pipimi
I do need you, Popu-chan!
[03:20] Pipimi
Everyone's different.
[03:21] Pipimi
You possess something unique only
to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
[03:24] Pipimi
Let's go find it!
[03:30] Popuko
Yeah, let's go!
[03:38] ---
Let's go and find out
[03:41] ---
What's so unique about us
[03:44] ---
Let's go and find out,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:50] ---
The two of us
[03:53] ---
Together
[03:56] ---
Somewhere in this great big world
[03:59] ---
There! Over there! Here!
[04:01] ---
There! Over there! Here!
[04:02] ---
Our uniqueness
[04:05] ---
To the ends of the vast universe
[04:08] ---
Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl
[04:16] Pipimi
Okay, your turn.
[04:21] Pipimi
Her footsteps have no flair.
[04:27] ---
Friends are just
[04:28] ---
The best
[04:30] ---
F'real
[04:33] ---
Friendship is
[04:34] ---
Beautiful, bae
[04:36] ---
Fo sho
[04:37] ---
A rainbow appears
[04:38] ---
Heart to heart
[04:49] Popuko
Yes... The end of the journey
lies within your heart!
[04:53] ---
Your heart
[04:56] ---
Oh, oh, two hearts
[04:59] ---
Yeah
[04:59] ---
Your heart
[05:02] ---
Oh, oh, two hearts
[05:05] ---
Your heart
[05:07] ---
Oh, oh, two hearts
[05:15] Popuko
Who the hell are you punks?!
[05:16] Popuko
Shoo! Scram! You shitheads!
[05:20] Popuko
Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
[05:22] Pipimi
Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
[05:26] Popuko
Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
[05:29] Popuko
I can wink with both of my eyes!
[05:36] Pipimi
You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
[05:47] Popuko
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
SIGN TV Animation 2nd Series
[05:50] Pipimi
We'd like to thank you all for coming
to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
[05:54] Pipimi
production announcement
press conference today.
[05:58] Pipimi
And now, let's have a few
words for our dear fans.
[06:00] Popuko
Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
[06:03] Popuko
You're shit! Absolute shit!
[06:07] Pipimi
Well, that was rather inappropriate.
[06:11] Pipimi
We offer our viewers our most
sincere apologies.
[06:15] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
[06:19] Pipimi
Whenever you go out,
don't you just get bombarded
[06:21] Pipimi
with comments like, "Hey, aren't
you from Pop Team Epic?"
[06:24] Popuko
Aw, you think so? You really think so?
SIGN Pop Team Epic
[06:36] Popuko
Ah, this must be the Hatersville
I've heard so much about.
[06:41] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN By: K-ko Matsuda
[06:44] Pipimi
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
[06:47] Popuko
...begins now.
[06:50] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[06:56] Popuko
You mad?
[06:58] Pipimi
Nope.
[07:01] Popuko
You mad?
[07:03] Pipimi
Nope... I'm not.
[07:08] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:11] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[07:14] Pipimi
Okay, who's thrown away all
of their preconceived notions?
[07:17] Popuko
Me!
[07:18] Pipimi
Okay, let's go.
[07:19] Popuko
Heck yeah!
[07:21] Popuko
This seems like so much fun!
[07:25] Pipimi
Throw that notion away!
[07:27] Popuko
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:30] Popuko
Let's all brainstorm how we can
make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
[07:35] Rabbit
But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
if it was actually funny!
[07:39] Popuko
All right, next!
[07:42] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[07:46] Pipimi
We've received some letters.
[07:48] Pipimi
"How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
when it's such a shit series?"
[07:53] Popuko
Well, that's because the characters in
Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
SIGN By: AC-bu
[08:03] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[08:06] Someone
Bob Epic Team!
SIGN Bob Epic Team
SIGN New Segment
SIGN Stained Glass Fortunetelling
[08:12] Pipimi
I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
SIGN Prophecy
Predictor
Pipimi
[08:15] Pipimi
I see a ray of hope
shining into your heart...
[08:18] Pipimi
Behold... This beautiful stained
glass will show me your future.
[08:24] Pipimi
The horoscope for those born under
the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
[08:24] Popuko
Lookie, lookie!
[08:25] Popuko
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
[08:28] Popuko
Slam!
[08:30] Popuko
An acorn!
SIGN Today's horoscope...
Acorn
[08:32] Pipimi
There you have it.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[08:40] Pipimi
I heard this forest is bad news.
[08:42] Popuko
I wanna go home...
[08:47] Popuko
I think I hear something.
[08:49] Pipimi
O-Oh, shit!
[08:50] Popuko
Huh?
[08:51] Popuko
No! Save me!
[08:54] Popuko
No, Chocobo, no!
[09:11] Popuko and Pipimi
Whoo!
[09:12] Popuko
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
[09:15] Popuko
Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
[09:20] Pipimi
Pippiman to the rescue!
[09:24] Popuko
Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
[09:27] Pipimi
You're gonna have to save scum this one.
[09:30] Popuko
I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
[09:33] Popuko
Save scum!
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
SIGN Pop Team Epic
[09:34] Pipimi
I'm sorry!
[09:37] Popuko
Hey, hey!
[09:40] Popuko
Uh! Uh-huh!
[09:43] Popuko
Yo, check it out, yo!
[09:45] Popuko
Hey, what's up, bro? You are...
[09:47] Popuko
Why you my friend?
[09:50] Popuko
Why you my friend... man?
[09:54] Pipimi
Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
[09:56] Popuko
Huh?!
[09:59] Pipimi
JK!
[10:04] ---
Let's play a game with our fingers
[10:11] ---
All you'll use is one finger
[10:19] ---
1+1 = 2
[10:27] ---
Now, together we'll go
[10:33] ---
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:41] ---
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:49] ---
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[10:56] ---
Don't go cheating on me now~
[11:05] Popuko
Great job!
SIGN Pipimi's Room
SIGN Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[11:06] Popuko
Great job! That was so much fun!
[11:07] Pipimi
Great job. It really was!
[11:11] Pipimi
It's been so long since we
got to record together.
[11:13] Popuko
Right? Not to mention,
it was just the two of us!
[11:15] Pipimi
I know, right? That might be a first.
[11:17] Popuko
Right? I was so happy.
[11:19] Pipimi
Seriously. We kept talking
even when we weren't recording.
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
[11:24] Popuko
Like, "What are you up to?"
[11:26] Pipimi
Yeah, every free moment we got.
[11:27] Popuko
But seriously, though, you haven't aged a day,
Minorin. You haven't changed at all.
[11:32] Pipimi
Oh, come on! You're the one
who hasn't changed at all!
[11:36] Popuko
See? This is basically how it went.
[11:38] Popuko
But seriously, you haven't changed at all!
[11:40] Popuko
So yeah, I look forward to
working with you again.
[11:42] Pipimi
Likewise!
[11:44] Popuko
I'm glad we got to be on this show together.
[11:46] Pipimi
Right?! Seriously.
[11:47] Popuko
It was so much fun.
[11:48] Pipimi
I'm just so happy.
SIGN Rerun
[11:50] ???
It ends here, Shouta Aoi.
[11:54] ???
I cannot allow you to
alter the past any further.
[11:57] ???
I will put an end to you.
[12:00] Shouta Aoi
Put an end to me?
[12:02] Shouta Aoi
But I just wanna make
everyone happy, 'kay?
[12:06] Shouta Aoi
Just who do you think you are?
[12:24] Shouta Aoi
It's me?
[12:47] ---
There's no such thing as an endless battle
[12:53] ---
I've continued down
[12:56] ---
This path that I believe in
[13:00] ---
The lost cries echo
[13:06] ---
No matter what,
[13:08] ---
I will come to you all
[13:13] ---
I won't let everyone's desires
[13:16] ---
Be destroyed
[13:19] ---
Stop getting in the way
[13:21] ---
My other me's shadow
[13:26] ---
Go beyond time and space
[13:28] ---
And take on this spiraling destiny
[13:32] ---
Even if this is just
[13:34] ---
God playing tricks on us
[13:39] ---
I cannot be stopped
[13:41] ---
Until I can protect your smile
[13:45] ---
Tear through the darkness
[13:49] ---
And go forth
[13:51] ---
Endless love
SIGN TV Animation 2nd Series
SIGN Identity
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
[14:02] Popuko
Say, Pipimi-chan! Check out my tooth slide!
[14:06] Pipimi
Sure.
[14:08] Popuko
Nyah!
[14:11] Popuko
Well?
[14:12] Pipimi
I saw it.
[14:13] Popuko
And?!
[14:18] Popuko
You can do it, too? You shoulda told me!
[14:20] Pipimi
Sorry. I thought you might get upset.
[14:22] Popuko
That's fine. I'm just getting started!
[14:25] Popuko
Can you do this, then?
[14:30] Popuko
Tooth warp!
[14:32] Pipimi
Noice.
[14:41] Popuko
Huh?
[14:43] Popuko
Y-Y-You can do it too?
[14:45] Pipimi
It was just a fluke.
[14:47] Popuko
Th-Then...
[14:49] Popuko
How about this? It's gonna be real hard!
[14:54] Popuko
The hair—
[14:55] Pipimi
The hair whorl whirl?
[14:56] Popuko
You even know the name of it!
I've got a bad feeling about this!
[14:59] Pipimi
Hair whorl whirl.
[15:00] Popuko
I knew it! You can do it!
You can do all of these!
[15:03] Popuko
You don't even need me!
[15:07] Pipimi
I do.
[15:08] Pipimi
I do need you, Popu-chan!
[15:10] Pipimi
Everyone's different.
[15:11] Pipimi
You possess something unique only
to you, Popu-chan. I just know it.
[15:15] Pipimi
Let's go find it!
[15:20] Popuko
Yeah, let's go!
[15:28] ---
Let's go and find out
[15:31] ---
What's so unique about us
[15:34] ---
Let's go and find out,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[15:40] ---
The two of us
[15:43] ---
Together
[15:46] ---
Somewhere in this great big world
[15:49] ---
There! Over there! Here!
[15:51] ---
There! Over there! Here!
[15:52] ---
Our uniqueness
[15:56] ---
To the ends of the vast universe
[15:58] ---
Let's go, boys and girls, boy and girl
[16:06] Pipimi
Okay, your turn.
[16:11] Pipimi
Her footsteps have no flair.
[16:17] ---
Friends are just
[16:18] ---
The best
[16:20] ---
F'real
[16:23] ---
Friendship is
[16:24] ---
Beautiful, bae
[16:26] ---
Fo sho
[16:27] ---
A rainbow appears
[16:28] ---
Heart to heart
[16:39] Popuko
Yes... The end of the journey
lies within your heart!
[16:43] ---
Your heart
[16:46] ---
Oh, oh, two hearts
[16:48] ---
Yeah
[16:49] ---
Your heart
[16:52] ---
Oh, oh, two hearts
[16:55] ---
Your heart
[16:57] ---
Oh, oh, two hearts
[17:05] Popuko
Who the hell are you punks?!
[17:06] Popuko
Shoo! Scram! You shitheads! Damn it!
[17:10] Popuko
Pipimi-chan, I think I found it!
[17:13] Pipimi
Oh, my. Well, go on and show me.
[17:16] Popuko
Lookie! I found what makes me unique!
[17:19] Popuko
I can wink with both of my eyes!
[17:26] Pipimi
You've finally done it, Popu-chan!
[17:30] Popuko
Scissors!
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
[17:37] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN TV Animation 2nd Series
[17:40] Pipimi
We'd like to thank you all for coming
to the Pop Team Epic 2nd Series anime
[17:44] Pipimi
production announcement
press conference today.
[17:48] Pipimi
And now, let's have a few
words for our dear fans.
[17:50] Popuko
Oh? You're shit! Huh? You hear me?
[17:54] Popuko
You're shit! Absolute shit!
[17:57] Popuko
Hey, you hear me? You're shit.
[17:57] Pipimi
Well, that was rather inappropriate.
[18:01] Pipimi
We offer our viewers our most
sincere apologies.
[18:05] Popuko
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
[18:09] Pipimi
Whenever you go out,
don't you just get bombarded
[18:11] Pipimi
with comments like, "Hey, aren't
you from Pop Team Epic?"
[18:15] Popuko
Aw, you think so?
[18:18] Popuko
You really think so?
SIGN Pop Team Epic
[18:26] Popuko
Ah, this must be the Hatersville
I've heard so much about.
[18:31] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN By: K-ko Matsuda
[18:34] Pipimi
The new segment everyone's
been waiting for...
[18:37] Popuko
...begins now.
[18:40] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
[18:47] Popuko
You mad?
[18:47] Pipimi
Nope.
[18:51] Popuko
You mad?
[18:53] Pipimi
Nope... I'm not.
[18:58] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic B-Side.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:01] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[19:04] Pipimi
Okay, who's thrown away all
of their preconceived notions?
[19:06] Popuko
Me!
[19:08] Pipimi
Okay, let's go.
[19:09] Popuko
Heck yeah!
[19:11] Popuko
This seems like so much fun!
[19:15] Pipimi
Throw that notion away!
[19:17] Popuko
Pop Team Epic.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:20] Popuko
Let's all brainstorm how we can
make Pop Team Epic even funnier!
[19:25] Rabbit
But it wouldn't be Pop Team Epic
if it was actually funny!
[19:29] Popuko
All right, next!
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[19:33] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
[19:37] Pipimi
We've received some letters.
[19:38] Pipimi
"How did Pop Team Epic get an anime
when it's such a shit series?"
[19:43] Popuko
Well, that's because the characters in
Pop Team Epic are so cute, you could just die!
[19:47] Popuko
Amirite?
[19:52] Popuko
Amirite?
SIGN By: AC-bu
[19:53] Popuko and Pipimi
Pop Team Epic.
[19:56] Someone
Bob Epic Team!
SIGN Bob Epic Team
SIGN New Segment
SIGN Stained Glass Fortunetelling
[20:02] Pipimi
I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.
SIGN Prophecy
Predictor
Pipimi
[20:05] Pipimi
I see a ray of hope
shining into your heart...
[20:08] Pipimi
Behold... This beautiful stained
glass will show me your future.
[20:14] Pipimi
The horoscope for those born under
the Pegasus constellation today is—oh, God!
[20:14] Popuko
Lookie, lookie!
[20:15] Popuko
Rolly, rolly, rolly, rolly,
rolly, rolly, rolly, roll!
[20:18] Popuko
Slam!
[20:20] Popuko
An acorn!
SIGN Today's horoscope...
Acorn
[20:22] Pipimi
There you have it.
SIGN By: Kamikaze Douga
[20:29] Pipimi
I heard this forest is bad news.
[20:33] Popuko
I wanna go home...
[20:37] Popuko
I think I hear something.
[20:39] Pipimi
Oh, shit!
[20:40] Popuko
Huh?
[20:42] Popuko
No! Save me!
[20:43] Popuko
No, Chocobo, no! Chocobo!
[20:47] Popuko
No! No!
[21:01] Popuko and Pipimi
Whoo!
[21:02] Popuko
Pop Team Epic!
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
[21:05] Popuko
Yoyoyoyoyo... Yoyoyoyoyo...
Yoyoyoyoyo... Die.
[21:10] Pipimi
Pippiman to the rescue!
[21:14] Popuko
Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?!
[21:17] Pipimi
You're gonna have to save scum this one.
[21:19] Popuko
I'm gonna have to save scum this one?
[21:22] ---
Save scum?
SIGN By: Space Neko Company
SIGN Pop Team Epic
[21:24] Pipimi
Pop Team Epic!
[21:28] Popuko
Yeah! Yeah!
[21:31] Popuko
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[21:32] Popuko
Yo, check it out! You are... You are...
[21:37] Popuko
Why you my friend?
[21:40] Popuko
Why you my friend... Oh, yeah.
[21:44] Pipimi
Because you came home on my first gacha roll.
[21:46] Popuko
Huh?!
[21:49] Pipimi
JK!
[21:54] ---
Let's play a game with our fingers
[22:01] ---
All you'll use is one finger
[22:09] ---
1+1 = 2
[22:17] ---
Now, together we'll go
[22:24] ---
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:31] ---
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:39] ---
We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
[22:46] ---
Don't go cheating on me now~
[22:55] Pipimi
Great job today.
SIGN Welcome,
Haters!
SIGN Would you buy the
Pop Team Epic 2 Blu-rays?
[22:56] Popuko
You, too.
[22:57] Pipimi
Do you understand what Poputepipikku means?
[23:00] Popuko
I have no idea what Poputepipikku
means, and it's really hard to say.
[23:03] Pipimi
It says "Pop Team Epic"
on the screen, though.
[23:05] Pipimi
Is that where they got it from?
[23:07] Popuko
Pop Team?
[23:08] Pipimi
Isn't that what it said?
[23:10] Popuko
I think someone who just wanted to
say pa-pi-pu-pe-po just made it up.
[23:12] Pipimi
Oh, really? Pa-pi-pu-pe-po?
[23:14] Popuko
Pa-pu... Pa-pi-pu-pe-po-pikku.
[23:15] Pipimi
Yeah, people are gonna mess up saying that.
[23:19] Popuko
Man... Poputepipikku.
[23:21] Pipimi
This was my first time
playing a high school girl.
SIGN °They're actually middle school girls
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
[23:23] Popuko
Well, I can imagine.
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
SIGN Clank
[23:24] Pipimi
Have you played one before?
[23:25] Popuko
This was my first job in a while...
[23:27] Popuko
and I played a high school girl.
SIGN °They're actually middle school girls
[23:29] Pipimi
High school girls.
[23:30] Popuko
I mean, look at us.
[23:33] Popuko
Is this really gonna work?
[23:33] Pipimi
Well, I mean, you know...
I wonder what people will think.
[23:37] Popuko
I guess we'll see.