# E9 - Dancing with a Miracle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDK0G246/dancing-with-a-miracle)
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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It's showtime!
***SIGN*** Tai-chan Body Parts!
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Hey, Taichan (Heart).
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Hey, Taichan (Hand).
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I went to look at a house recently.
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Did you buy it?
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It was out of my reach.
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Guess you need a hand!
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#9
Dancing with a Miracle
***SIGN*** By Space Cat Company
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*The boy becomes the adult.*
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*Let me tell today,
a story of some old friends.*
***SIGN*** A Miracle and a Dance
Original Title: Dream in New York
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*I think back to when I first met them.*
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*The memory is still clear as day.*
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*It happened to be the very first time
I visited New York City.*
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Oh!
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No!
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Where are the rotten kids?!
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Where are you?
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- Ready!
- Busted!
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A-Amazing.
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Oh, wait a minute!
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C'mon, wait!
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*My heart was overwhelmed with affection.*
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*I had run away from home to the big city,*
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*after losing faith in
the adults who surrounded me.*
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*Only to be saved by some
strangers on the street.*
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That's when dad yelled at me like...
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"You ate my damned cherry pie,
didn't you?"
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Man, was I fed up.
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Because the culprit was
Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
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Not to mention that very same day,
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something even worse happened at school.
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That damned Johnny kissed Mary
right on the cheek!
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Oh, Mary's the girl
who I actually like.
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so I was really annoyed.
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*Even though I considered myself
a shy person back then,*
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Look at this!
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Oh, Toutomi, eh.
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*I had no problem
getting to know these girls.*
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Toutomi Hideyoshi!
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Ouch!
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*And so, the girls show me
the dazzling night life of New York City.*
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*They even personally listened to
all the struggles I was carrying,*
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*which made me happy.*
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*It was all so stimulating,*
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*and compared to
anything else I have experienced...*
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*it was so cool, and cool,
and the coolest thing ever!*
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What are you making?
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I dunno...
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I'll think about it...
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Thanks for today.
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When I see you two, it feels like
I've been freed from my shackles.
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The fire's going nicely.
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Hurry.
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Wait a little more.
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Hurry.
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Bluefin tuna!
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Whet your appetites!
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What?! No way, a *maguro*?!
I can't dissect that...!
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*It was then that I realized...*
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*No, those girls had made me realize...*
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Heh, I used the dull side.
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*...that in the end,
I found myself too scared*
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*to do anything for myself.*
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*I blamed others
if something didn't go well,*
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*and continued to run away from reality.*
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I gave it a lot of thought,
but I've decided to go back home.
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Right now, I'm nothing.
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I've realized that I don't have
the proper resolution to live my life
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with freedom, like you two.
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Thank you...
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I'll think long and hard about
what I want to do when I'm getting older.
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How's that!
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Eyes closed. Again.
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How's that!
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- Eyes closed.
- How's that!
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Eyes closed.
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Ah, my loving friends...
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I'm sure, even now,
you're living in your freedom somewhere.
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Those girls told me something.
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As someone who has nothing,
I have to think long and hard
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about what I must do for the future.
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If I had never met those two girls,
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I wouldn't be here
standing in front of you,
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as the mayor of New York City.
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So I'd like to take this moment,
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to express my gratitude
towards those two girls.
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You two are my friends for all eternity.
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Thank you!
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Hah! No way!
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Guess I'll go conquer the world!
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Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
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Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
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I'll be late for the secret tea party.
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Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit is late.
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Latte art is so cute.
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Latte art is cute.
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I'll have one with latte art.
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
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Thank you for waiting.
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Here's your latte art.
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Please enjoy.
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What was the drawing?
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Don't know, don't care.
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I see.
***SIGN*** Button
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Press this button.
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Squeeze.
***SIGN*** Squeeze...
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Idiot!
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What if 1000 out of 10 people
didn't like you, Popuchin?
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Stay with me!
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And what if I...
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was the only person on your side?
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Center of my universe...
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
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Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
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I have something funny to say.
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Um...
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That's funny.
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I didn't say it yet.
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I didn't say it.
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I didn't say it yet!
***SIGN*** End
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Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
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I'm so happy!
I'm palpitating!
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So how come we're not in the anime?
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They're so blatant
the way they pair things up.
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Won't people get upset?
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- Piggybacking...
- Marketing!
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That's all?!
***SIGN*** Preview
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I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
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I'm stranded at the spot
that holds memories of Daichi.
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Then he comes for me!
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Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
"Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
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Fall in love again next week!
***SIGN*** Rebroadcast
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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It's showtime!
***SIGN*** Taichan Body Parts!
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Hey, Taichan (Heart).
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Hey, Taichan (Hand).
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I went to look at a house recently.
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Did you buy it?
**[12:08] ---**
It was out of my reach.
**[12:10] ---**
Guess you need a hand!
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#9
Dancing with a Miracle
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By Space Cat Company
***SIGN*** Translation: Masahiro Arakaki
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*Da kid grows up to an adult one day.*
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*Lemme tell ya,
a story of some old chums.*
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Dancing with a Miracle
***SIGN*** A Miracle and a Dance
Original Title: Dream in New York
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*Thinking 'bout da day I met 'em...*
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*da memories are as clear as day.*
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*Was the first time eva that
I visited New York City.*
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Oh!
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Get off!
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What the—?!
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Busted, you shitholes!
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Givin' us trouble!
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Don't pretend to be humans!
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You can't fool these eyes!
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A-Amazing.
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Hey, hey, wait!
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I said, wait!
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*Damn, my heart was full with emotion.*
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*I wen run away from home to da big city,*
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*'cuz I neva had faith in
the grown-ups around me.*
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*Den some strangers wen save me,
from the streets.*
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My pa would yell like...
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"You ate my damned cherry pie,
didn't you?"
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Man, I was fed up.
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'Cuz it wasn't me
but Elizabeth the cat, the whole time!
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And den, da same day...
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something more worse happened at school.
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That damned Johnny kissed Mary
right on the cheek!
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See, Mary's the girl
I got the hots for.
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*I figured I was a shy guy back den...*
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It's a *manji* symbol!
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-*Manji*!
-It's a *manji*.
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*but I neva had issues with da girls.*
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No kidding!
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*Manji*? For real?
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*Anyway, the girls showed me*
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*the awesome night life of New York City.*
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I just did a dance with hard luck!
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*And they even heard me out
'bout my personal struggles.*
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The AE86 is a car that nurtures a driver.
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*That made me happy.*
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I can tell just how an AE86 runs
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*They wen stimulate me more than
any experience I had in the past.*
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simply by looking at it.
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*It was way betta than anything
I experienced...*
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When is innovation necessary
from the micro and macro perspective...
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Never mind that, think about compliance.
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Thanks for today.
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Flamed!
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These dirty affiliate marketers
piss me off!
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Looking at you, I feel like
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my shackles are broken free.
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Bluefin tuna.
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It won't feel a thing.
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Huh? I can't cut up a *maguro*!
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*And then, I wen realize...*
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Hey, hey, check, one, two,
las lyrics de Pop Team Epic.
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Test, test... Check, one, two
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*No, da girls made me realize...*
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Pop Team Epic kicks ill lyrics
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Slicin' *maguro* with this microphone
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Yeah, this one's a colossal *maguro*
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Now just watch my lethal blow!
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*...that in the end,*
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I've cut another worthless object.
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*I was too scared
for do anything for myself.*
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*I blamed others wen somethin' went wrong,*
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*and neva face reality.*
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So I wen think a lot,
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and decided to go back home.
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Right now, I'm nothing.
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And I gotta have da guts to live strong
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and live free, like you two.
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Thank you...
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I goin' think long and hard about
what I really wanna do with my life.
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So high!
My skin feels dry. I need oil.
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Freedom is awesome!
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Eh, my dear pals...
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I know, even now, you stay live
freely somewhere.
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Da girls taught me something.
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Wen you have nothing,
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you gotta think long and hard
about how to get ahead.
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If I wen never meet da two girls,
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I wouldn't be here
standing in front of you,
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as the mayor of New York City.
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So I wanna take this moment,
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to say thank you to da two girls.
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You two are my friends for eva and eva.
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Thank you!
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- Hah! No way!
- Master...!
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What?
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Guess I'll go conquer the world!
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Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
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Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
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I'll be late for the secret tea party.
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Oh, it's Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit is late.
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Latte art is so cute.
**[19:16] ---**
Latte art is cute.
**[19:18] ---**
I'll have one with latte art.
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[19:22] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[19:24] ---**
Here's your latte art.
**[19:29] ---**
Please enjoy.
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What was the drawing?
**[19:35] ---**
I dunno, not interested.
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I see.
***SIGN*** Button
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Press this button.
***SIGN*** Squeeze...
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Love.
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Love.
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Just friendship!
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Friendship...!
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What if 1000 out of 10 people
didn't like you, Popuchin?
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Yngwie Malmsteen!
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And what if I...
**[20:27] ---**
was the only person on your side?
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Center of my universe...
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And the Earth.
***SIGN*** Bob Epic Team
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Bob Epic Team
***SIGN*** (New series)**
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I have something funny to say.
**[20:51] ---**
Um...
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That's funny.
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I didn't say it yet.
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I didn't say it.
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I didn't say it yet!
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I love French cuisine,
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but some foods have such a strong odor,
tourists can't stomach them.
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In this segment, the duo unknowingly order
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a dish that has a really strong smell.
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This is our first meal in France.
Let's be adventurous.
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I think I'll try the andouillette sausage.
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It sounds delicious!
And you, Popuko?
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Let's see...
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I'll have the salade de maroilles chaud.
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Okay, these all sound good!
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Oh, yes.
***SIGN*** End
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Thank you! Everyone, thank you!
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I'm so damned happy!
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I'm palpitating!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] ---**
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
**[23:28] ---**
I'm stranded at the spot
that holds memories of Daichi.
**[23:30] ---**
Then he comes for me!
**[23:32] ---**
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 10
"Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
***SIGN*** Hoshiiro Girldrop, episodio 10 "Kiss Under the Starlit Sky"
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Fall in love again next week!